うす～いハムスターの作り方 How to make thin hamster

【関連】うす～くならないハムスター Hamster won't be thin　 • うす～くならないハムスター Hamster ...
I'm not good at English,sorry.
※He is alive. Please watch his body carefully 1:48~.
　His body goes up and down by breathing.
Thank you for your time.^^

[@hmmorrison]

I’m sorry to say but your hamster is now a liquid

[@pisschamber0]

oh no

[@Sillygooseeeeee3]

Easier to swallow then

[@TheCuriousFinch]

@@Sillygooseeeeee3 r/cursed comments

[@xfuntom]

Flaming Hot Doritos replies*

[@oreo-sr2pq]

beans Coolbeans WHY DID I LAUGH AT YOUR COMMENT

[@androsp9105]

you didn't show how to unthin. Hamster is now stuck as a pancake.

[@szofi7127]

Hey did he/she unthin? Its been a day and im curious 🤔

[@androsp9105]

@@szofi7127 Yes, apply food to unthin.

[@szofi7127]

Andro B Ok, if I want to thin I will keep this in mind

[@xiekeshnose7003]

nice one dude

[@starlingbaez6681]

Flick to undo

[@coinage]

Dude apologizes for not being good at English, then whips out the word assiduously in a sentence

[@ReTrOgAmErNiNtEnDo]

This is why this video is the best video on youtube!! It has humour, thin hampster and everything!!!

[@sanjeevdandin9350]

Like a true chad

[@minamina-np7lr]

because google translate suggests words like that

[@internetaltar]

@@minamina-np7lr the translations aren’t really a 1:1 with the actual sentences though, so i don’t think this person just plugged it into google translate or it’d be a very literal definition

[@Vespyr_]

​@@minamina-np7lrNah Google translate wouldn't have used that word. they're rarely that deep in vocabulary. they keep it simple.

[@cruelladebil1195]

hamsters are, for a fact, liquid. like cats.

[@AlisUnicornFarm]

Boonies are also liquid

[@parrapiolala]

TIENES RAZÓN JSJAAJAJAJJAJA

[@getout9728]

red liquid, it's kool aid have a drink.

[@lostaccount8222]

And owls

[@spiderdude2099]

More like a semisolid, it takes some time to properly mold them

[@lustrouslamb3999]

The 5 states of matter: Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma and Hamster

[@kirakiradiary]

lustrous lamb yes my favorite is the hamstet

[@tokusaghan5301]

jajajjj

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Ah yes.

[@novadotflac]

I was about to say *but that's fOUr!!* But I realised I'm a fu- fricken dyslexic and cant read

[@ita2552]

what about cats tho

[@durratulaishah3703]

Alternative title: How to make a fluffy pancake.

[@deborahgwinn5736]

It should have been” How to make a hamster pancake! “

[@deborahgwinn5736]

Lol

[@AfloatFob]

@@deborahgwinn5736 hamcake*

[@deborahgwinn5736]

And another good one! Love it!

[@misterbuck1242]

**FLACCID PANCAKE**

[@modnark9249]

this man is tricking uncaring people into petting their hamsters

[@mr.icyfrostchill8243]

Windows Xp 😐

[@noob-ishnoob749]

666th like Yes

[@Linnytic]

XD (666th like)

[@BonazaiGirl]

Correct me if I’m mistaken, but those look like a woman’s hands to me.

[@najpotenicewolf934]

Well, you probably shouldn't force it if the hamster doesn't really like being pet. Many hamsters won't sit still and I won't even try it with mine but maybe some do like being pet. None of it looks like abuse to me.

[@oburato727]

もうこの世界にはいないハムちゃん、今でもみんなに愛されてるね

[@ebihiro1952]

いや、いるよ… 何処か違う場所で違う生き物として…

[@ka_doaho3]

今はうす〜い雲になって飼い主のこと見てくれてるよ

[@user-zh6kp9lx2o]

そっか…もう10年前の動画だもんね。なんか泣いてしまったよ😢

[@gorira760]

うそん

[@CovidOrphan]

“I’m bad at English” laughs in assiduously.

[@lizlazmccringe2043]

Assiduously means something but damn if that didn't make me cackle like a wild animal

[@paolo3794]

what does it mean tho...

[@lizlazmccringe2043]

wisepinecone :3 "showing great care and perseverance" gentle w hamster

[@paolo3794]

@@lizlazmccringe2043 ok thx

[@HappyHubris]

Bad at English for non-Americans. :)

[@veganmocha]

him: sorry for my bad english me, someone who’s first language is english, looking up what assiduously means: what

[@loonytoons8130]

Whose* dude

[@anelf3767]

@@loonytoons8130 that just proves his point 😂

[@jachariah4694]

loony toons oh my god I’ve been writing who’s for years! Why can’t linguistic rules be consistent? I can’t believe we have a separate word for the possessive form of WHO. Well if there’s one then there must be others.

[@theberrby6836]

SAME lol ^^

[@theberrby6836]

@@jachariah4694 Who's= Who is Whose= Possessive At least, that's what I remember... 😶

[@vbtlsz-fy4cf]

飼い主の手の温もりが1番安心する居場所なんだろうな尊いわ

[@Flipsterz_artz]

video: it is *easy* me: *struggling to get my hamster to even sit stil*

[@sebafa0911]

I don't even have a hamster. I got a guinea pig though

[@coldbean7383]

@@sebafa0911 only one?

[@sebafa0911]

@@coldbean7383 nope. two

[@coldbean7383]

@@sebafa0911 oh ok. That’s good

[@sebafa0911]

@@coldbean7383 i think having one is okay but you have to take care of it and give it toys more so it wont be lonely

[@Aerin1]

“You should make thin hamster too.” ... I pet my hamster too long, he’s now 2D.

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Nice

[@rainbowgash14]

Jacket holy shit

[@TeamParkhillIsVerySad]

He feels good

[@deztruktor4189]

Jacket and he may be useless but not for long--

[@kylesexyman4932]

Omg he needs help

[@sleepingwiththefishes7430]

“Continue petting it to become thin” I want a refund. I’m still fat 😔

[@dianasmile2518]

Don't worry, you're beautiful just the way you are. 💖

[@heymedic6398]

Lemme get a rolling pin if dat dont work im getting the road roller

[@tsuki3752]

two kinds of people: ^

[@user-db5ku8wy7l]

@@heymedic6398 This comment gives me some kinda flashbacks. Not sure why though...

[@louisqandaliusdinglethe74t80]

@@heymedic6398are you dio?you said u gonna get a roadroller

[@32snjm20]

こんだけ薄くされても起きないのかわいい

[@Andreas-hf7nz]

All those words and it only means "so cute" ?! 🥲

[@user-ve4vq7sd2j]

@@Andreas-hf7nzThe original text- "It's so cute that he still doesn't wake up even though he was made so thin."

[@user-wl4ze7mu9u]

外国人に勘違いされてそうで草

[@user-bt6ds7ii6m]

@@user-wl4ze7mu9u 翻訳ががばがばでかわいい！しか伝わってなかった。それをほかの人がその翻訳間違っとるで！っていうとる

[@user-wl4ze7mu9u]

@@user-bt6ds7ii6m なるほど？

[@night_rabbit495]

今でも愛され続ける薄ハム

[@mishterpreshident]

Ghibli: I'm not good at English Also Ghibli: Uses the word "assiduously" correctly in a sentence, sending English speakers scrambling for their dictionaries

[@limiv5272]

I think it's pretty typical. When you learn a language as an outsider you're often taught long sophisticated terms that the average native speaker wouldn't run into very often

[@priv1436]

D. Simpson also ghibli: seeing from wherever, it is thin.

[@fukinshin9918]

@@limiv5272 It's Google translate.

[@RonPaul42069]

Limi V That’s not true at all.

[@mishterpreshident]

@@fukinshin9918 totally GT. Still funny tho :)

[@ishbelcoulter8681]

wish someone would assiduously pet me until i was thin

[@missionsquirrel]

Ishbel Coulter 😂

[@AliceSiuASK]

Omg best comment

[@feliciag1174]

Mood

[@bryonymason3104]

You're still just as loveable as this hamster while fat ❤️

[@bryonymason3104]

@@ishbelcoulter8681 I'm sorry you're not told how great you are enough. I can promise you that you and your body can, will and do do amazing things exactly how it is ❤️❤️❤️

[@user-oc8lo8qn8w]

そんな薄くなるわけないやんって思ってたよ、見たら凄かった、とにかく凄かった

[@user-fp1mb6oe3x]

らしいです

[@abubabubabuba]

I don't even have a hamster. Why am i watching this.

[@jjess1010]

RIGHT JSJSJS

[@scarletjuju2233]

for future references

[@yourastroadventurer6715]

And who asked

[@damnamistupid7154]

Same

[@wakanakamulan2152]

@@yourastroadventurer6715 I ASKED OKAY, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

[@veritasg9020]

Me: The world is flat. Hamster: Why do you say that? Me: You are my world.

[@Fubbel42]

That's so beautiful I'm gonna cry

[@tomarintomarin9520]

Yikes

[@spysideways7824]

Such a sweet comment

[@ariberryy8689]

I am already crying

[@AllHailNannerpuss]

🤗😌👐🐹

[@user-nv6ic3jp4r]

溶けたお餅みたい！ なんて可愛いんだ！

[@user-nv6ql6ji1o]

雪見だいふくが溶けてプレスされた感じですね！（笑）🥰

[@pukepudding]

He be: l i q u i e d

[@peachygaming8723]

Underrated comment alert

[@private4043]

Cats: you dare challenge me, M O R T A L?

[@miintxs1386]

liquified*

[@RealDTSM]

miintxs you just ruined it

[@mindless8691]

@@RealDTSM No he didn't. At least that person knows how to write it properly now

[@myricalplays2974]

Bones have left the chat*

[@shely_D7vil]

*B O N E L E S S*

[@quirkyeggmuffin]

No more calcium

[@Theotrics]

“Can I have a boneless hamster?” “Sir, this is a nursing home.”

[@fiorellaellajimenezbarboza6620]

Jajajajajajjajajajajjajjajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajaja

[@meowmeow6676]

@@Theotrics r/blursedcomments

[@OEDODRAGON]

'How to make thin hamster' looks accurate to me. That is definitly a thin hamster.

[@kiminjuu]

こんな薄くなるの知らんかったwwwww可愛すぎる🐹

[@nicke.424]

"Seeing from the side, it is so thin." "Seeing from wherever, it is thin." "It is easy."

[@wow-gr3de]

the microphones

[@cxmfordinner5151]

Ok boomer

[@lnvzim]

"You should make hamster thin too"

[@hugono3938]

Water Sheep ok zoomer

[@Theotrics]

Hugo No ok doomer

[@alicewong9935]

I wish weight loss was that easy.

[@darliinqrosesroblox9060]

Alice Wong same

[@Hyuck]

it is. heres a video on how to lose weight fast kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@rubberduckballs4701]

hyuck. Whyyyyyy

[@avocado3-in-182]

hyuck. Lol i got an ad 😂😂 but thanks

[@Hyuck]

@Phixty cool

[@melisthebest]

Instructions unclear, hamster turned into a prism.

[@kawaiivery1199]

*_it's how it should be , hamsterism_*

[@crazycraftermarshmallow5793]

This looks like a cartoon The story: One day a hamster went on a walk pretended to be milk and SUCCEEDED

[@sebafa0911]

You mean Succeeded? It's fine, just saying

[@crazycraftermarshmallow5793]

@@sebafa0911 yeaaa I'm not offended thanks for correcting meh

[@crazycraftermarshmallow5793]

OMG 67 LIKES TYSMMMM

[@sebafa0911]

@@crazycraftermarshmallow5793 thats fine :)

[@crazycraftermarshmallow5793]

WoW 125 likes :0 ♡TYSM♡

[@aarynfrfr]

Instructions unclear, my hamster is now liquid.

[@kanakrandheer]

Put it in freezer

[@blueberryunicorn6515]

Restart

[@paraisoperdidoparaisorecup5845]

Hahahahhaa you are so funny

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

don't buy a new one please

[@maria-zh5de]

Put in rice

[@yulpiewsert1520]

me: *uses the word "assiduously"* person: where did you learn that word? it's so fancy me: well, you see, flat hamsters--

[@pubby4155]

astralips same

[@pladeyes356]

assiduous /əˈsɪdjʊəs/ adjective showing great care and perseverance.

[@coffeeshampoo87]

I picked up the word from a certain Devil's right hand man

[@arkdrawingandstuff5512]

yulpiewsert1 Lol

[@clairavoyant1212]

@@coffeeshampoo87 now don't you mess with him

[@mysticat]

thank you, I've been looking for a tutorial on making thin hamsters for years

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

yeah finally

[@RepublicofNietodIvoire1119]

なんかこの人めっちゃチャンネル登録者多いやん

[@Lesandjoot]

it was about time

[@dusti_dan]

why r u here mysticat

[@mototora]

え？なんでここに？

[@yamichannel754]

ただ一つこれだけはわかる カワェェ

[@keaka20]

Why am I watching this I don’t even have a hamster:(

[@algerianbread1229]

so you could get one :D

[@peiyuc7780]

Is that Jotaro I see?

[@pittyboat4117]

Lydia C. Joots likes hamsters confirmed

[@hicamis5127]

I have,but my Hamster DON'T LIKE MEEEEE AAAA

[@offbrandwalmart3374]

For future fluffy pancakes

[@MILOPETIT]

Jesus christ youtube I just wanted a pancake recipe how did I end up here

[@lulukenn_9913]

this is what you were looking for, it's a pancake

[@jamiecasimir5040]

@@lulukenn_9913 *-CrUnChY-*

[@feefko6668]

@@jamiecasimir5040 -cHUnKy-

[@WhoSaidThatLikedYouSheNeverDid]

@@lulukenn_9913 *-dElIcIoUs-*

[@cheesyquokka]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

[@user-uy7kb9zm7c]

何故か急におすすめにきた人いる？

[@elnico5623]

Gotta love japan, they always sound so wholesome in these sorts of videos, i just feel so nice reading "seeing from wherever, it is so thin"

[@toniodivichi5749]

"Assiduously"- showing great care not to harm or break (synonyms: gingerly, carefully)

[@DASyam-tb7qt]

Cautiously. I thought gingerly means something like half-heartedly. Or like when you're not sure about something you would say "I'm ginger about it".

[@toniodivichi5749]

@@DASyam-tb7qt "Cautiously" yes, but not "half heatedly". To do something half heatedly indicates a lack of interest. There are better definitions on Merriam. I don't know if I am allowed to link it.

[@nawee6801]

@toniodivichi thank you ☺️

[@hannahpchism]

thank you

[@suburbaninhabitor]

@@DASyam-tb7qt *ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF GINGERS?*

[@heymeemow]

“You should try and make a thin hamster too” Me: I DONT OWN A HAMSTER BUT YES I SHOULD

[@michaelaramis1210]

aimee eve i know sad/ non assiduously ways of making flat hamster :(

[@cutest_pets]

@@michaelaramis1210 Why do they be mean to hamsters :c

[@yejikim3481]

i don’t really want a thin hamster *i want thicc hamster*

[@xxdeadoutxx761]

Instructions unclear used a hammer

[@SonicTheHedgiHog]

Michael Aramis run it over with a car

[@user-cm5hj4xw8p]

想像の五倍うすくてびっくりした

[@ikea7975]

めっちゃリラックスしてて可愛い(*^.^*)

[@montypizzle5780]

Fake! The hamster is a paid actor.

[@rainwang845]

Paid in.... hmM.... pankeks

[@cxt7181]

Haha That joke is so funny and new! Maybe if I hear it for the 14th time I might just laugh!

[@montypizzle5780]

Cxt 71 www.officedepot.com/a/products/5842528/American-Metalcraft-Mushroom-Capped-SaltPepper-Shaker/?cm_mmc=PLA-_-Google-Mobile-_-Cups_Plates_Cutlery-_-5842528&ds_rl=1256068&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIoevintnM5gIVQvbjBx3XbwMHEAkYCiABEgLCWfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

[@mimivang729]

Hmmm..... Yeah now i see it.

[@4skintim962]

Cxt 71 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hX3Tlotqh7eiaJo

[@sprinkley4950]

Dude I did this and now he’s asleep on my hand and I don’t wanna wake him

[@emosaurusrex5024]

It's a trap

[@sprinkley4950]

Matt Paga it certainly was lol my hand went numb and I had to wake it up

[@byakuro]

初めて手の上で寝てくれた時、なんか言葉に表せない幸福感に襲われた…

[@ambrosia-sh8dc]

いやぁ、鏡餅の様なこんもりな形から梅ヶ枝餅の様な平べったい形になって…だれハムかわゆ😂 BGMも最高！

[@valksflyingcastle]

He protecc He attacc But most importandly He flattt

[@hmmtheyesguy]

Flatr as earthh

[@lavish_1717]

Mahd animations Disk shaped

[@hmmtheyesguy]

@@lavish_1717 its basically same

[@CBRN-115]

He pancacc

[@epicboy6257]

@@hmmtheyesguy did you just say the earth is flat?

[@reapertheraptor6673]

I turned my hamster to the wrong form- He kinda.. *he evaporated*

[@vinnie-chu5243]

Reaper The Raptor bruh..

[@cyberflow253]

@@vinnie-chu5243 Such a magnificent reaction. Very well done, no pet, no problem to take care of anymore!

[@kirakiradiary]

Just put uno reverse in his cage

[@ClownHoundII]

Video said to pet the hamster, not Thanos snap him!

[@milosnovotny2571]

too assidious

[@user-yn4nq4id5b]

うちのハムスターこんなにじっとしてくれない…

[@aaaaa6434]

凄いwめっちゃ薄いw 主さん天才やん！ハム可愛すぎるやろ

[@jaqulineengstrom5732]

”you should try to make thin hamster, too ” Me: it sounds like a fricking recipe

[@ChickenRieder]

Asian soft biscuit

[@yourmum1963]

Yis

[@tonii7395]

*y u m*

[@herrscherofsweets9583]

Asian pancake

[@teal.4674]

Facts. The background music in the beginning is a theme song of a Japanese cooking show lol

[@thakim4908]

Human: let's pet him The bones: Alright Imma head out

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Oh

[@shioxyn]

oh

[@yourstrulysein.4863]

Oh

[@lgbtqiarights]

ok

[@Mothblossom]

oh

[@sfkmad1205]

検索した方がいい言葉から来ました

[@kattyan777]

同じです

[@user-vo3tf8ry1t]

9年前ということはもう…切ない 長生きのお薬開発してください😢

[@afellowhuman33]

Me at 10 pm: I'm sleeping early tonight Also me at 3 am: *tHiN haMsTeR*

[@TheGamerAffiliate]

For real fam

[@biasalles]

that’s LITERALLY me (despite the fact that it’s 4a.m now)

[@isabellarussell4407]

3:18 OVER HERE NOW BRO!

[@coldasice7x]

a fellow human it's 2:42am for me. thank you for your prophecy.

[@ascendedisamazing]

Hamster: **is flat** God: *"Completion!"*

[@JetFalcon710]

:D

[@wikeyda6222]

2nd

[@user-rt4yc1lb4k]

主様のこの動画を参考に、1年半前にうす〜いハムスターを作ってみました！我が家のシジミ君も、ポテチちゃんレベルの薄さにする事が出来ました！ ハムスターを手のひらで寝かせる事は出来ましたが、薄くしようとは考えた事がなかったので、新しい楽しい考え方を知れて嬉しかったです！ シジミ君は2歳になった今でも元気に過ごしてくれています🐀💓私のハムスターライフを更に楽しいものにしてくださって、本当にありがとうございます🙇🏻‍♀️シジミ君にはこれからも元気に長生きしてもらえるように、ポテチちゃんと同じぐらい大事にします🐀🍀

[@ShootingHimDown]

I wish my hamster would let me do this to him, but he's the most energetic pet i've ever owned. Also, thank you youtube for bringing us all here today-

[@user-re5bt9qe5j]

my hamster isn't better hahaha

[@daisyy04]

Nobody: Recommendations: “How to make thin hamster”

[@Jotgotshot]

iKR

[@CupcakeSprinkleUwU]

Dude, ikr!

[@daisyy04]

Dreemurry Dreemurr 👍

[@candygirl77777]

It was a solid recommendation. I clicked and enjoyed.

[@daisyy04]

candygirl77777 so did I.

[@trey7434]

I gave this a like just for teaching me the word assiduously

[@SunaAoimori]

wat does it meaneth?

[@pennywang6461]

New word after 17 years of speaking english

[@trey7434]

@@SunaAoimori It means "with great care and perseverance"

[@SunaAoimori]

@@trey7434 why thank you

[@crazygoldy1538]

Assiduously damn

[@user-ev7ge3pf5z]

まじで定期的に見させてもらってます

[@melodyg5529]

the purest video on the whole internet

[@ineedmorecarrots6063]

KZbin: hey kid wanna see a deflated hamster?

[@dickbison]

YES YES YES

[@randommm1516]

Ok boomer

[@ineedmorecarrots6063]

@@randommm1516 your reply is irrelevant

[@luxeternity]

Lol

[@noctiflorence9474]

@@mg1721 not the clock anyway

[@soniathefan]

KZbin: “How to Make Thin Hamster” Me: *Y E S*

[@giovannamarchiolikitamura1415]

IT'S ALSO ME KKKKKKK

[@hyperactivehyena]

Very important life skill acquired

[@sheepwithcorpsepaint8710]

Hamster: *Y O S*

[@dk-mc7kl]

I thought you would sit on it

[@celesterose7287]

My hamster was crazy! He would zoom everywhere so fast I could never hold him like the video 😂😂

[@Z-kk2ef]

急なオススメシリーズ入りおめでとうござます

[@edwardv7991]

The music of successfully making ur hamster into a pancake is perfect!

[@TheStealthyGoat]

why's nobody talking about "ride a hamster on a hand"

[@lavish_1717]

Riley W Lmao 🤣

[@redbeard3946]

Yeah I mean technically 乗せる(ride) is how it's said in Japanese but in English we're all about that 置く(put).

[@redbeard3946]

Oh god when I wrote this I looked up and saw how flat the hamster got... Wtf

[@amysolley4268]

That alone is why I kept watching

[@burgbass]

Mike X Excuse my harshness but may I draw attention to a larger detail many of us have merely glanced over

[@yeetboi1746]

KZbin: Want to see a flat ham- Me in 3am: Say no more

[@cadetstarchild]

How can you be in 3am??

[@kottonkandy0962]

@@cadetstarchild it's 3 am, therefore you're *IN* the third hour of the day.

[@goodry4762]

Literally 3:30 am for me

[@cadetstarchild]

@@kottonkandy0962 who said I was asking you-

[@aharrypotterfan5951]

YAMI αɳιɱαƚισɳ it doesn’t matter who answers a question-

[@xJgryin]

9年前のがなぜおすすめに…

[@user-ruler00]

この手の動画見る度に「めちゃかわだけど飼うの大変なんだろうな」って思って生まれてこの方一度もペット買えてない…

[@themandownstairs4765]

1. why is a 6 year old Japanese video "How to make thin hamster" on my recommended 2. why does it have 5.4 million views 3. why did I love it so much

[@SuperMapleaddict]

4. Why is over half the comments english comments.

[@eldhaxan]

answer: yes

[@SuperMapleaddict]

@madison mercer, japanese subtitles usually are because the person themselves are japanese, along with the fact the grammar isn't what one would expect from someone from england.

[@SuperMapleaddict]

+Madison Mercer usually when it is in another language, not as many people from the outside would watch it, and even if it is, it is usually unlikely for there to be more of the language outside of the original. i.e. if a video was spanish titled / english sub + spanish sub, usually there would be more spanish comments than english comments. In this case, there is a majority of english compared to japanese comments.

[@urielc918]

Supermapleaddict 歩rくぅえし

[@Sarah-ue1ew]

look at the media trying to set unrealistic beauty standards once again, smh.

[@ellanica]

ikr, society's standards are unfair. all hamsters are beautiful.

[@elizabethgresham9873]

K Korona bruh,ok boomer calm down its a joke.

[@ellanica]

r/woosh

[@roinerwinkler8426]

@@elizabethgresham9873 reeeeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@roinerwinkler8426]

@K Korona the boomer got triggered😏 but props to you for being able to kinda use a computer. of course its a joke. the comment played on the often used "all women are beautiful", as a response to sarbears joke about the beauty standard of being "thin" (get it? bc being thin usually doesnt mean flat). im always amazed by how spiteful you boomers can be, even though you have such a comparatively easy life. maybe your diet just lacks iron or lead, who knows🤷‍♀️

[@user-zr9iq4pt3e]

世界一幸せなハムスターの作り方

[@user-qe3on9bk2q]

もうこの世には居ないんだな…とか余計なこと考えてしまって悲しくなった

[@dying7494]

Dude I think I did it wrong..my hamster....my hamster’s a cube..

[@Qysso]

Did you pet the hamster upside down? If so, lay it right side up and then continue to pet, but dont go too far or the hamster may turn into a liquid.

[@dying7494]

@@Qysso ty

[@JackthePumpkincat]

Lmao

[@MissleOk]

Steve: *Pethetic*

[@dolliseokonig6522]

did you try to put it in a rice?

[@Mintimiruku6369]

The background music makes me feel like i’m looking at a piece of art 😂❤️

[@hugohepworth5633]

Zoey Vo It is art

[@bunillla]

Zoey Vo it is art

[@jerickjustineragma5225]

It is art

[@Komobear]

It is art

[@rz2611]

Exactly 😂

[@OH1572525]

ハムさんの中身ってホントどうなってんだろな 宇宙の神秘だよな(？)

[@captainawkward3860]

I keep coming here to rewatch this

[@senseisokodame9988]

"Hey, do you wanna know how to flatten down your hammy, like Earth?" 5.2M people : *yes*

[@Nouno470]

_but the earth is... it's not flat......_

[@senseisokodame9988]

(I knw that, its supposed to be sarcasm)

[@eleonora4649]

Lmao

[@JohnCena-by1zc]

blue salad when you the one kid in class who doesn’t get it

[@sheniasz]

Sensei soko dame the world Ain’t round

[@rrocc]

*"How to make a thin hamster"* Google: Bing: "First take your rolling pin-"

[@hmmtheyesguy]

Pin and make some pancakes, feed it to hamster and then roll the hamster

[@mklee9187]

BAHAHAHA UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@mildlydistressed01]

OH NO I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. OH GOD THE BLOOD. OH CHRIST ITS EVERYWHERE. DIVINES HAVE MERCY!

[@kirakiradiary]

NO

[@ClownHoundII]

Internet explorer: Step) Grab meat mallet.

[@seaafood]

Thank you. My hamster has finally bonded with me, and when I saw this video I just had to try it. 10/10 melt, very relaxed hampt.

[@user-cr4wn6de1m]

まじで一生見てる

[@tatianatarakanova295]

Sleeping as deep as a pancake-hamster, is what we all lack.

[@subarusakamaki8076]

Omg first time meeting someone who has the same name as me lmao

[@bloodcottoncandy1514]

We all need a petting machine

[@alexialmao1104]

This is so true

[@deepdream19]

😂😂😂 made my day

[@tatianatarakanova295]

Subaru Sakamaki, I don’t know transportation of your name 😃 I know that Asian names have some deep meanings. “Beautiful as morning dawn,” “brave as a dragon,” and so on. But it’s quite difficult to find information about the meanings of names, mainly because of the translation. It kills part of the meaning. 😔

[@nobraincelltobeseen]

me, read title: *_How to make thin hamster_* also me: _intensely panicking because the video starts with something being chopped to bits, not realizing its an ad_

[@A._K.]

LMAOO

[@baron6541]

What kind of ad is that?!

[@nobraincelltobeseen]

@@baron6541 it was Hellmann's mayo ads. I want to show which ads that I saw but the ads is not on youtube.

[@baron6541]

@@nobraincelltobeseen wait, i read it as someone being chopped to bits

[@nobraincelltobeseen]

@@baron6541 *trauma intensifies*

[@maplethehusky9953]

me : See's title title: How to make thin hamster me: *InHAils

[@Pytskaayu]

I expected a workout routine for my pet hamster but this is fine

[@user-pk1mu6qd6t]

＿人人人人人人人人＿ ＞　圧倒的パン生地＜ ￣^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣

[@user-dz1rt3ko6m]

名前に恐怖しか感じない。

[@user-sc6fn1sm2d]

@@user-dz1rt3ko6m どゆこと？ 　 :ﾊ_ﾊ:ﾊ_ﾊ:. 　:(;ﾟдﾟ)ﾟдﾟ;):　 　:(´`つ⊂´):.. 　:と_　))(_　つ:

[@user-dz1rt3ko6m]

魔弾の射手 Undertale(アンダーテール)というゲームに、 色々なルートがありましてですね… その中の、まぁ1番残酷なルートがＧルートなんです。 そして、このコメ主様のアイコンが(おそらく)Frisk(フリスク)という、そのゲームに登場する主人公なんですよね…。 まぁ…あとは、お察し…という事です。(´˘`＊) (説明分かりにくかったらすみません！) Undertaleについて気になったなら、調べてみるといいと思いますよ〜(´˘`＊)

[@user-sc6fn1sm2d]

@@user-dz1rt3ko6m なるほどー！ご丁寧にありがとうございます！

[@user-dz1rt3ko6m]

魔弾の射手 いえいえ〜(´˘`＊)

[@CallmeCael]

Instructions not clear : my hamster is now a C H O N K

[@heymedic6398]

If he is a ball take a rolling pin and use him as dough for a extra meatier pizza

[@fatcat8862]

Mmmm pizza

[@Alex-kj4qb]

omg its 2AM and I'm screaming wtf lmaoooo

[@cadencerivera1032]

My hamster will always be a chonk lol

[@flyhighroro4218]

@@fatcat8862 m m m m o n k e y

[@user-if7kk4zy3i]

本当に薄い。溶けたお餅みたい

[@coralhecrow4585]

I love how when animals are relaxed they completely forget about anatomy and become liquids

[@eliko1724]

"nmmfmmmfbbbnnnnnnn flat" -a cat or hamster, somewhere

[@ngtone611]

I like how he stated that the hamster is alive.

[@spiritsofadvice6396]

Its alive.

[@spiritsofadvice6396]

O shoot my hamsters running

[@brunito9823]

@@jakubek9187 r/woooosh

[@LolaTheGardevoir]

Bruno Benavides Ok mr. big chungus keanu reeves baby yoda vaccinated doggo wholesome 100 ok boomer r/dankmemes minecraft good fortnite bad. gold kind stranger

[@AwesomeYena]

@@LolaTheGardevoir lol

[@yuph6848]

*instructions unclear my hamster is now a trapezoid*

[@meowmeow7476]

*Meanwhile mine just turned into a dodecahedron*

[@kirakiradiary]

*mines square*

[@meowmeow7476]

@[_deleted_] my hamsters killed eachother when I was 7 but we just have one hamster this time *not making that mistake again*

[@Maraien]

Bet you just saw the triangle one

[@tabboty]

*Mine became a rhombicosidodecahedron*

[@kkbm2151]

ハムスターも液体であったことが証明された瞬間

[@user-hy3tq5uh7m]

ぐぅ可愛すぎる🤦‍♀️

[@Mich-oh2gr]

The flat hamster:Zzzz My hamster:Imma end this finger's whole career.

[@natroborovskihamster3209]

Mich 181024 Same

[@natroborovskihamster3209]

Mich 181024 My ham wants to do the same thing

[@kathycat4452]

Sameee

[@theodoralazy1941]

My old hamster used to love being petted. You probably went wrong somewhere... As for my current pet rat. That Is another story. He loves to be petted at his home but hates people touching him. ( I think it is a permanent vet visit outcome). 😂

[@freedomvinx6057]

My hamster doesn’t bite me...

[@fireraven99]

Finally, I can store my hamsters more efficiently.

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

Excuse me WHAT THE FUCK!? Also r/cursed comments

[@ImFeatz]

@@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 pls tell me its a joke

[@user-sj6yt5ss7h]

r/cursedcomments

[@gabhr1]

@@user-sj6yt5ss7h ikr

[@Alienaddikt]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@DJ_Thanos]

Thank you so much! It's so easy and useful!! I can finally spread butter on my breakfast without issues!

[@kirisamereimu36]

ハムちゃんのポテチちゃん可愛い😍❤️おもちみたいな姿可愛いです❤

[@user-ei3it5cn1n]

日本人のコメ無くね？と言うか、こんな可愛い動物を生み出して良いのだろうか？

[@user-cp5bu6sq2w]

それな、可愛いの一言に限る

[@user-bf4wx5ee7b]

( ˵˙-˙˵ )おっふ

[@s4mhain]

yea me too haha

[@user-tl8bx9nt7m]

ｵｯﾌ( ´°ω°` )

[@user-zf3vj9gp4c]

(〃ω〃)おっふ！ みんな斉木楠雄野さいなんしっとるんか！