Windows95man - No Rules! (Music Video) // UMK24

Windows95man takes part in Finland’s Contest for New Music (UMK) 2024 with his song “No Rules!”, featuring Henri Piispanen. This track is the artist's first single and a party banger that opposes unnecessarily restrictive rules.
Finland's representative for the Eurovision Song Contest will be chosen during a live UMK final broadcast on February 10 at 9 PM at Nokia Arena, Tampere. The show will be broadcast by Yle TV1, Yle Areena, YleX, Yle Radio Suomi, and Yle X3M.
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Listen to "No Rules!" on Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4QWrK6...
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Artists Windows95man & Henri Piispanen
Music and lyrics by Jussi Roine // Henri Piispanen // Teemu Keisteri
Concept Design Elias Koskimies & Heikki Slåen
Directed by Heikki Slåen
Dancers Sofia Ruija, Latisha Allen, Ria Strandberg & Samuli Eloranta
Director of Photography Petteri Lappalainen
Production Designer Heini Erving
Editor Sampo Siren - Grade One Oy
Costume Designers Teemu Muurimäki, Elina Lario & Teemu Keisteri
Makeup Designers Essi Saarinen & Maiju Korhonen
VFX Artists Saana Inari, Sampo Siren, Heikki Nummi & Emil Hurskainen
Production Coordinator Katariina Männikkö
Choreographer & Movement Director Jasmir Vesander
Lighting designer/Operator Vesa Nuoraho - Parvi Collective Oy
Sound Designer Juhana Virkkunen - Superhertta
Colorist Petri Falkenberg - Grade One Oy
Construction Manager Harri Nyman
Prop Master Henrik Röman
Set construction Marko Leskinen & Marko Sandborg
Scenic painter Eeva Martikainen
Focus puller Riku Virta
Grip Karri Takala
Lighting technician Duncan Matthews - Parvi Collective Oy
Gaffer Juha Saikkonen
Costumer Pirjo Valkeapää-Enbuske
Set costumer Taina Niemi & Henna Mustamo
Seamstress Jaana Björklund & Renne Lehto
Makeup artists Essi Saarinen, Maiju Korhonen & Aino Henriksson
Archivist Mika Hokkanen
Playback supervisor Lotta Kemppainen
Catering Maija Toivonen
Picture Post Production Grade One Oy
Post Production Producer Mikko Savinainen - Grade One Oy
Post Production Coordinator Mia Ekman
Executive post producer Mikko Savinainen - Grade One Oy
Data Manager Ilkka Velin
Online Sampo Siren, Emil Hurskainen & Ilkka Velin
Video Producer Elias Koskimies
Artist Coordinator Julia Linden
Associate Show Producer Matti Myllyaho
Procurement of Production Services Otto Ikäheimonen
Production Partner Veli-Matti Erkkilä
Line Producer Annastiina Paavola
Producer Anssi Autio
Executive Producer Juha Lahti
UMK Music Videos are produced by Yle, Finnish Broadcasting Company.

[@xXSpejderpigenXx]

Every year I ask myself 'Is Finland okay?' and the answer is always 'yes, better than the rest of us'

[@Hami_7982]

❤🙏

[@annak8709]

That's why we love Finland🥹😍❤️

[@annak8709]

@obi-wankenobi8446 we are talking about songs they choose as country for eurovision ok. (Also im sorry for your friends)

[@xXSpejderpigenXx]

@@obi-wankenobi8446 Dude, this is trauma dumping and is frawned upon in many communities. We're just enjoying music and the silliness of it all. Yes, suicide is an important topic that we all need to talk about, but not when it's thrown into conversation like this, as it a) might trigger people looking for a safe space and b) doesn't help the problem at all. Had you made this comment in one of the communities I mod in, you would have recived a strike 1 warning. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and gonna choose to believe that you didn't realise this as you posted it. Sorry about your friends.

[@paolacrown868]

Not at all. This is deplorable. And twisted.

[@ByJavitxu]

the best song of eurovision song contest 2024

[@martynagorska9172]

Błagam zróbcie więcej piosenek!!!

[@annedora6638]

Finland you beautiful, beautiful people. Thank you for this!

[@lennutrajektoor]

Jesus, this is pure 90's.

[@DrxSlump]

Literally 95!

[@user-zz5mm8we8u]

Зачем Бога сюда приплетаешь??это голубизна проклятая!

[@dennisrosenberg389]

Yea, somwhat less bizarre and more kitchy than "I wanna be a hippy"

[@Amusementnational]

100%

[@whitefang8346]

Мы росли под такие песни...

[@viroman4459]

Man I love how Finland sends completely crazy stuff to eurosong. Never change Finland, never change.

[@Tianda1111]

Lordi, Käärijä and this🔥🔥🔥

[@emilywillen508]

This is why Finland is the happiest country in the world

[@km099]

Finland is the only reason to watch Eurovision

[@ZoolGatekeeper]

I love how this song is a parody of the 90's.. Like if you don't get it you're either too young or too old. (And if you want to dig deeper it is about the economic depression in Finland at the time (1995), and how Nokia phones sort of dragged us out of there). Ok, and Icehockey too. Never forget.

[@Susan-zl5uk]

@@km099 Agree!

[@HiSenero]

No wonder Finland is the happiest country in the world.

[@user-kw2zi1kx2l]

Thats a big ass lie

[@pelleban]

Known for being the saddest and most depressed in the north.

[@hippiemuslim]

@@pelleban that's why they have great humor to compensate

[@Mimmi112]

@@hippiemuslim We have a dark sence of humour 😆

[@aidenwinter1117]

They appear the happiest because they’re all dependent on alcohol and antidepressants

[@pikapika4240]

It's not about winning the competition, it's about showing the middle finger to the juries once again. 😁

[@axelroyer8394]

Exactly !

[@miroslavmalusev1155]

its about the show and lgbtism. and this song is quite gay so it will go to the finals

[@axelroyer8394]

@@miroslavmalusev1155 if it's "gay" to be funny and good vibe... None of the juries voted them, but anyway. Some persons really need to see a psychiatrist, paranoïa is a desease 🤦‍♂️

[@C4t594]

​@@miroslavmalusev1155 lgbtism??

[@jijitters]

@@miroslavmalusev1155 It's not at all but if that's what you think, us gays will be happy to keep celebrating it without you!

[@Zenfiren]

First NO SHIRT (Käärijä), then NO PANTS (Windows95man)... Finland: NO RULES!

[@Wilppu.]

What next? No socks??

[@Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucr7]

Next no clothes

[@Kc_animeYT123]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨​@@Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucr7

[@cludiix]

nakey nakey

[@velhonen]

At least he had sleeves on

[@jesuiscarlos1]

The mission of Finland for Eurovision is always bring fun😂🎉

[@maarts665]

My country Latvia brings most boring cringe 😅 FINLAND FTW!!!!

[@Wenixi]

We can see now how some other countries are following. I like Joost Klein too. 😁 Quality song and it's not copying Finns.

[@tehokotkat]

Fun Sauna is what Finland is mostly about.

[@Labbish1]

Latvia was one of my favourites last year. Aija was very underrated. ​@@maarts665

[@davrossi2b]

Fun or product placement?

[@55209]

Лучшие❤❤❤❤❤❤😊

[@sanchezz69]

Вы супер,вы победители должны были быть❤🇫🇮❤🇷🇺❤

[@uhjwinfj7-63jdhus3]

all countries should vote for Finland's victory as a protest against last year's injustice.

[@Elena-ce8ek]

A fukkin' gree

[@mdskam987]

Imagine this winning, people getting mad at them, finland and the whole competition itself for letting this dude win. The greatest revenge for last years rigged defeat and a banger song as well no matter what everyone thinks

[@Elena-ce8ek]

Mmmmhhhnn i like that idea 🤗🇫🇮

[@Unfortunate2857]

No don't do that, vote for the best song like every year

[@Haarukka_]

i agree 100%

[@user-lg1zt7sf4q]

Эта песня мне больше всех понравилась. Странно, что мало балов дали. Для меня, это победитель. Привет из России.

[@wqeryx]

SE ME SLAYYY

[@JC-kl1fg]

Went to the gym today. Very disappointed that my crosstrainer didn't take off and fly me to faraway places.

[@JC-kl1fg]

@@severk5774 Thought I might try pedaling harder next time. If that doesn't work --> cancel.

[@patrickuotinen]

Listen to this song from the earphones at the same time, and close your eyes.

[@France1181]

@@patrickuotinen excellente idée je vais essayer de mon côté également

[@mantailuaa]

@@JC-kl1fgOoerating System is not Windows95 anymore, that’s the problem lol!

[@UudenMusiikinKilpailu]

hate when that happens..

[@leanykakicsi6152]

I listen to this unironically and I love it

[@user-gt9tb6cj3w]

The song is MAGIC. Lol from Germany

[@Piotrula2212]

@@user-gt9tb6cj3w Reminds me of Gunther... and his... "Tralalala...."

[@Lecter9000]

Added to my driving playlist along deja vu

[@durdanahashimzada5267]

I love their voice, never get bored of this song, Greetings from Azerbaijan ❤️

[@PIPSACALZONE]

This could be a banger in the 90's, but was an underrated song in Eurovision 2024, i dont care because they have my 12 points.

[@user-lf1mk6ne7y]

Дуже круті ❤

[@lilmarb4101]

Я ЛЮБЛЮ ВАС, МАЛЬЧИКИ NO RULES!!!!!😘😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😚😚😚😚😚😚

[@oona4787]

The more I listen to this, the more I love it!

[@tehokotkat]

Mark of a great song piece.

[@Endurx23]

same do I its addictive crinch

[@rydiavalentine]

Thank you for making everyone laugh with the Eurovision 2024 performance 😂I really needed that.

[@Not_Exactly_Freinds]

I Actually Holded On Finlad I Wanted Them To Win And Not Bc Its Funny Bc Its Funny And A Really Really Good Song In The Heat Of The Night In The Thrill Of The Fight I Dont Even Care Whats Wrong Or Right Its How I Live My Life No Rules

[@olya8769]

it’s so awesome!!!! Finland is real winner of eurovision🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🎉🎉🎉❤️🇷🇺

[@STAROSTA_NEW]

Охренеть! Очень крутое видео и выступление! Самый крутой участник Евровидения

[@KseniiaVoropai]

Це найкраща пісня на Євробаченні) 🟡🔵 ua

[@crs6088]

12 points from Poland :D Love it !!!

[@vault-boydan4984]

Ok, guess I'm giving my vote to Finland for the second year in a row 😁.

[@AviationMasa]

😂

[@oilslicknl]

Fourth year in a row for me, they are on fire.

[@France1181]

Et moi pour la 3eme année consécutive lol

[@France1181]

La Finlande est le meilleur pays à l'eurovision

[@_.Aurora_Borealis._me]

🎉 Вайб 90-х, эта песня и клип нереально поднимают настроение🎉

[@6sixty9nine]

Отличная песня и великолепный клип ❤ 🇷🇺

[@Peter-pn7fs]

Masz całkowitą rację, pozdrawiam z Polski! 🇵🇱

[@hina7112]

Those high noteeees! This song is AMAZING, I love the concept, the beat, and I love them. This is making my day every day!

[@CSherry247]

❤

[@KuLia15]

When they call You "Joke Song" but You're actually more serious than whole Eurovision Contest

[@FrankSkornia]

An anime series needs to license this as an opening song. It is totally that vibe.

[@fabiobarili75]

Vi ascolto dall ITALIA....MILANO....siete bravissimi......la mia canzone preferita ❤❤❤

[@esclover22]

Finland slayed like always my number 1 this year like last year 🫶🏻🇫🇮 Onnea Suomi! ❤ Good luck from Poland! 🇫🇮🤍🇵🇱

[@Malcolm-C99]

I totally agree. Good Luck from Malta. I know it's early but this is my fav to win so far.

[@sariannaniemi3973]

Thanks 😍 😂 No rules 😂

[@NellasxElensar]

Dziękuję bardzo z Finlandii 😍

[@esclover22]

@@NellasxElensar 🇵🇱❤️‍🔥🇫🇮

[@sariannaniemi3973]

Thanks 😍😂😀

[@tobi868]

100% the winner in my heart

[@user-sr1zc4jj6y]

Вы супер позитивные❤❤ и очень талантливые❤❤❤❤❤

[@rsohlman4288]

Japp bra låt ❤😅

[@jukkahh88]

First i was like wtf is this shit????? And now im ordering Windows95 T-shirt, cap and other clothings from the net... thats gonna be my summer style outfit and im gonna be F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S........im a bodybuilder, but i think it makes it even better :D

[@patrickuotinen]

Don't forget the jorts!

[@France1181]

Tant que le logo de tes vêtements n est pas flouté tout va bien 🤣

[@LordShrub]

Make sure it's a crop top.

[@crazycatlady6226]

All i can say to this is…..NO RULES! You’ll be fabulous.

[@TIGGYQUE]

YOU'RE DOING GREAT keep going!

[@user-vl6oy3xg7z]

Super song. Absolut masterpiece.

[@user-mm2hs3ju9e]

Teemu Keisteri и Henri Piispanen 🎉🎉🎉на Евровидении 2024🎉🎉🎉❤

[@XxLGamer5489xX]

Finland is one of the few countries that just has fun in Eurovision, whereas countries like Israel and Azerbaijan make the lyrics political

[@soapdropper]

What a banger, kind of a classic already! Absolutely worth 12 points!

[@vanessamarugan3219]

I LOVE THIS SONG....ITS AMAZING.KISSES FROM SPAIN

[@user-pm7gz7np9g]

А мне тоже понравилось это хулиганство❤😊😊

[@user-rr8ju5xd1k]

Они должны ехать в следующем году на Евровидение 😂 снова))

[@bozzun]

This is sooo good. Finland will get my vote from Malta.

[@marynashevtsova5842]

This is sooo good, the 90s vibe, the Eurovision spirit! Loving it 🎉❤

[@Athonson]

after i watched i have only one dream, i would like to go to finland and spend rest of my life over there,

[@marcor7155]

Idoli! Numeri uno!!!

[@ChemaMj96]

I swear, this song wasn't my personal favourite at first, but now it's stuck in my head. It's exactly the guilty pleasure I needed these days.

[@patrickuotinen]

It's totally uplifting. I don't even feel guilty, because it has saved my day so many times. I feel thankful.

[@Piia2023]

It was my favorite at once ..no blink of thinking

[@kv6uf]

We people just need the small things that bring us joy these days. 😊

[@deboracortes9459]

The dancers in this video need to make a comeback

[@gowithzy]

Big love from Lithuania! I will vote for this!❤❤❤

[@DanRdgc21]

On loop!

[@VictorsDemon]

Greetings from germany, you're the winner of my heart

[@NellasxElensar]

Not Henri killing me with his voice 💀♥️ These guys are such a joy!

[@naitomea14]

Please you have to do more stuff ❤❤❤ More songs and more videos toghether ❤😂 And there has to be MERCH 😂 I want No Rules shirts 😂 Greetings from Switzerland

[@patrickuotinen]

There is merch, at least I get an add "Windows95man fanituotteet" when I search for Windows95man.

[@hellfeim2591]

Legit winner Eurovision with EUROBEAT

[@JohnTownshend]

12 points from the UK!!!! 🎊🐈🎆🎇🎉🎁🎈😘💅❤️🫂🌈🎉

[@sariannaniemi3973]

Thank you 🤩🤩🤩No rules 😛

[@MariosEurodance]

So happy for the Eurodance comeback that is happening!! Good luck! 🤩🤩

[@andrej7027]

Finland gave this world 2 things: Windows95man and 4 683 metal bands. Can't decide what is better.

[@annedora6638]

😂😂 good one

[@user-hy4qe8pd9h]

Финляндия заслужила первое место на Евровидении !!!

[@user-mm2hs3ju9e]

Спорный вопрос. Финляндия или Хорватия. 50/50

[@es_jul1021]

This is an very interesting mix of Günther & the Best of Songs of the Mid 90´s. I love it 😁

[@_Nova_2009_]

Love this! Can watch this over and over 😅 Good luck Finland! 12 points from Australia 🇦🇺

[@totokotunjo781]

Best song on euroguziji 😀😀😀

[@ravioli2020]

i love this song. it feels like a tribute to someones dad in the 90's who was a striaght laced tech worker with a little bit of a naughty streak. it feels like a time capsule.thanks finland for always bringing a party

[@schranztrauma]

WHAT… THE… FUCK…? This is absolutely brilliant 🫶🏻 Austria is also betting on 90’s eurodance But this is already a masterpiece

[@charleswgod7652]

Surprisingly good, unsurprisingly finnish 10/10! //Swede

[@RoninvdW]

This year my friends and I voted for Finland. Too bad the rest of our country thought differently. Greetings from the Netherlands

[@Alex23517]

✨🦅 2 000 000 views 🦅✨

[@the_jojoshow]

I love everything about this so much 😭

[@ivankrizanic507]

This is unironically amazing and I can't stop listening.

[@France1181]

De même !

[@HBKjeffrey]

i loved this so much i bought also win 95 shirt and going back with my pentium mmx 2000 to windows 95 best OS Ever !

[@TheSinky21]

12 points from Romania 🇷🇴

[@JaviYukiB]

12 points from Spain ❤❤❤❤

[@sariannaniemi3973]

Thank You 🤩😍😍😍😍😍

[@SonicSweden89]

YAY HE DID IT!!😃😃😃 GREAT JOB FINLAND!!!🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

[@MichalKolman]

So much fun!

[@berkaygirgin]

eurovision 2024 winner for me

[@oliverkt555]

12 points from Denmark

[@sariannaniemi3973]

Thanks 😘😘😁

[@NellasxElensar]

Tusind tak! 🤗

[@Elli333-mx1yo]

This sounds great even in my Apple laptop 😍🎶 12points to Finland!

[@CSherry247]

😂 lol

[@tehokotkat]

Heaven Lobs snaps.

[@kostasvapo69]

[@claudiosacchi3720]

Best performance at Eurovision. Loved it!

[@claudiakonig7771]

Finland 12 Points! ❤ Terveisiä Saksasta. ❣️

[@NellasxElensar]

Vielen Dank aus Finnland 🥰

[@sariannaniemi3973]

Ou jee Thanks 🤩🤩😘

[@tehokotkat]

Thanks for Stukas. (Hitlers paintings were sadly rejected). But Germany doesn't.

[@user-gt9tb6cj3w]

This song is MAGIC for me. LOL from Germany

[@misshumanoidalien6930]

Like it! Greets from Switzerland❤

[@johnmurphy7674]

Finland which tells the jury to fuck off, once again. I love it

[@jaydenn2579]

Best song by far this Eurovision

[@arttu_9996]

my eurovision winner NO RULES

[@zenon544]

12^95 points from Germany

[@MsPerykles]

Finland always RULES on Eurovision! Greetings from Poland!

[@mihaelazekic8982]

This song is soooo stuck in my head, all day,every day ❤

[@Tianda1111]

I love it! My winner😍🥳🎉

[@Snowpiercer2]

I didn't even realise at first that the places he flies resemble the Windows desktop backgrounds

[@TheMightyKinkle]

I was hoping for the classic XP Hill 😂

[@UudenMusiikinKilpailu]

💅🖥

[@stephthestar90]

@@TheMightyKinkle Best Windows version ever. No other one has topped it since apart from Windows 7. I used XP until 2010 when I went Mac

[@MikkoRantalainen]

@@TheMightyKinkle I guess true Windows 95 man would use the only fullscreen wallpaper that came with Windows 95: clouds. Computers at that time had so little RAM that using a true full screen wallpaper was not considered a realistic move. A full color wallpaper sized 1024x768 pixels requires 2.25 MB of RAM to render and computers at that time typically had 8 or 16 MB. It's like using a 2 gigabyte video as your windows background nowadays.

[@Kankipappa]

@@MikkoRantalainenYep but do remember that the PC's at those days usually ran wallpapers with 256 colors (or at most 16bit colors) and 800x600 was probably the more average monitor in NT4.0 and Win95's days. Later with Win98 it was closer to 64MB RAM and 1024x768 / 1280x960 were more common defaults.

[@kiriii3156]

This is such a banger

[@peterdkritikos]

pants or not, this song was fire

[@Darcia_1020]

My winner 🔥❤️🥰🥳😘🎉

[@ikersadaba]

Love this clear tribute to Angels Crying of E-type (music and some video scenes). Great song and fantastic come back to 90s eurodance music 🎶❤️

[@whitefang8346]

Спасибо посмеялся)

[@Kevaiesse]

I really loved this song in Eurovision 2024! Now it's in my head and in loop on my music player! Thanks from Italy!

[@thenordicmarketer]

Brilliant! I also like the message of the song and the guy singing sounds sincere and cute, really wondering if there's something wrong with him and why people would criticize them. Good job, Finland!

[@Endurx23]

Fianland I love you every year something new and exciting