Uwe Boll's CRAZY Letterboxd Reviews

Uwe Boll is the infamous director known for films such as 'House of the Dead' (2003) and 'Alone in the Dark' (2005). I found his Letterboxd where he reviews movies, they are hilarious.
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[@IHE]

www.uwebollraw.com

[@masterfrancis5008]

Everyone vote Boll 2020

[@celesbianmegastar]

Is it fate... that we revisited this video on the same day.

[@sasamochi21]

yes thank you

[@girlykyuu1185]

bruh

[@mrkoala886]

lol

[@Hejeval]

He is the true I Hate Everything.

[@CybernikTheHedgehog]

Does he hate Mars Bars?

[@someguysomeone3543]

@@CybernikTheHedgehog Probably.

[@Bl00dyCh33rry]

Guess it's time for Alex to hand over his title on a bullshit platter.

[@raptyrn1290]

He is the final form

[@xjing800]

if cool cat defeated ihe he would have to deal with uwe boll

[@CriticalNobody]

It’s like looking through a time portal to what IHE will be like in 30 years

[@FelipeJaquez]

Given IHE's Last Jedi review...its not far off

[@lazerax9]

Felipe Jaquez very original

[@IamDogge]

This is amazing

[@Mike-sp7zv]

@@lazerax9 very original

[@lazerax9]

Mike3883 very original

[@funky35791]

His account got deleted. This video is part of the history books

[@reasyrandom]

Thank God.

[@yurinator986]

His account wasn’t deleted. It was a troll account which now goes under the name Pat McGroin on Letterboxd.

[@benpena4740]

BigSmoke 9967 really?

[@richardsantanna5398]

@@benpena4740 No.

[@R0bert714]

@john hoskins Say the name out loud. Say Pat McGroin out loud and think about your response.

[@thisismyname5657]

"Tim Burton shows up and gets a paycheck" Painfully accurate

[@hiphopotamus69]

It’s like that Onion article called “Breaking: Worst person you know just made a great point”

[@al112v4]

Sleepy Hollow was good.

[@martianmilfhunter6229]

Batman was good, thou

[@thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521]

This Is My Name I mean, I would too if it meant I’d get millions out of remaking a classic that everyone will clearly hate.

[@BopLouie]

Gorillaz fan.

[@markwuahlbuargg4780]

When Uwe Boll follows you and you don't know whether its funny or scary.

[@PinkManGuy]

UWE BOLL WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

[@MaleTears]

@Nyan chan Boll is a moron, but he is a big, scary, crazy guy and I don't want our golden twink, Alex to ever be near him.

[@TvTrollByIvy]

my thoughts exactaly.

[@xelav3775]

UwU Boll

[@skylx0812]

His fawning over a rich spoiled social media whore made me think I was watching Philip DeFranco.

[@nebuny]

He has the same energy but opposite attitude of Tommy Wiseu.

[@Actiomedey]

Accurate

[@AlexKenjiB1111]

That’s actually the best description of him I’ve ever heard.

[@AeroFlash15]

Damn

[@jakeb4569]

Tommy Wiseu: Chaotic Good Uwe Boll: Chaotic Evil

[@WiresDawson]

not to mention the same voice

[@Halbairn]

I Hate Everything reviews someone who hates everything. *Like father, like son*

[@MillRunner]

Who's the father?

[@stonkguy0529]

ManlyChicken Yes.

[@definitelynottommywiseau3037]

BOOLSHEET!

[@sweepdeep]

I DID NOT HIT HER I DID NOT ITS BOOLSHEET

[@justanotherperson7774]

I. I understood that reference.

[@VCJunkie]

Dumbo (2019): “Tim Burton shows up and gets a paycheck” Huh...I guess a broken clock IS right twice a day.

[@sweethysteria8737]

I love Tim Burton’s movie but damn 😂

[@littlemad568]

And he was absolutely right about all marvels shit

[@roebro.44]

i love the way alex cant even hold the IHE character together wile hes reading the reviews

[@august4006]

Roebro Bgs the laughing makes the video even better imo

[@spaceforcememes8104]

I-I-I've been got

[@mrflipperinvader7922]

Almost makes you remember hes a human being

[@moxsedai]

Go watch Jarcast, it's the best thing ever

[@fishboymanshark]

@@moxsedai its not that good

[@DocNoel]

"Tim Burton shows up and gets a paycheck" ....cracked me up. Pretty much on point actually.

[@HeilRay]

I died.

[@TwistVisuals]

The best part of that movie was Danny DeVito. He seemed like the only person in the cast who really cared

[@MarioGomez-yu7bb]

God bless the guy that commented "UwU Boll" on his Far Cry review

[@LaLogic2]

Owo

[@commanderbeepo8066]

Careful now, he's a hero

[@ratbat1072]

@@commanderbeepo8066 *carefully, hes a hero

[@sean.a.s7234]

@@commanderbeepo8066 hello there dad of the year.

[@faceplant6880]

yes

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

Reminder that this man made a trilogy about a mass shooter and made him out to be the hero by the sequel.

[@Double0hobo]

Yeah the first one is sort of cool but i Haven't seen the new ones

[@jerrell1169]

Lucien Hicks OOooOoOoOoOo EdGy

[@papayalol]

Postal?

[@neon_veins]

@@papayalol no, Rampage

[@jimmysimard3008]

@Lucien Hicks He is a German living in Canada, he couldn't care less about the republicans or the democrats... for one I sure don't give a fuck about any of them.

[@PRBFS]

'Stop stealing the air' is my new favourite insult god damn

[@pancakekun7178]

Neat Pete I scrolled down into the comment section and saw this comment exactly when he said that

[@Luna-xr3dk]

Ur clapped

[@shaneyy__]

Even moreso than “ur mom so fat Thanos had to clap”?

[@tb_eest]

Why are these fools, still breathing MY air. Unacceptable!

[@MagicalGirlFia]

One of the 6th grade theater teachers called the students oxygen thief

[@kinhamid9665]

This must be basically what Daddy Derek thinks your channel is

[@adamhenry6793]

Dang.

[@mqfii8992]

*BuLLLLLLLshet*

[@adamhenry6793]

@@mqfii8992 Commando!

[@dollparts4918]

Oh daddy derek. I forgot all about him.

[@adamhenry6793]

@@dollparts4918 I did too.

[@Austin-pq6lr]

I feel another Derek Savage incident coming along...

[@microsoftsamreloaded3558]

Uwe Boll is not that kind of guy. Uwe Boll is the kind of fellow that would fly to the UK, look for Alex and beat the shit out of him and record it.

[@Deid]

@@microsoftsamreloaded3558give it a week or so, can't wait for that video to pop up on youtube

[@RebelliousRobot]

If that happens: IHE: Ah s***, here we go again Yeah, let's hope that does not happen.

[@exquisitecorpse__]

@@RebelliousRobot shit

[@Chefysambal]

@@microsoftsamreloaded3558 But at least no copyright strikes, just regular hand strikes.

[@void9938]

Hearing IHE giggle over something sincerely and not out of pure horror at the atrocity of whatever he's reviewing/watching is so refreshing

[@mothersbasement]

Funny enough, Uwe Boll's restaurant in vancouver, bauhaus, is legitimately one of the best restaurants in the city. top tier german cuisine.

[@fakename287]

Is it his restaurant as in he makes the food? Or does he simply hand out paychecks to the people behind the "top tier german cuisine?"

[@irishiwasnthererightnow3722]

Fake Name wow he pays people to cook at a restaurant what a loser. That’s what you sound like.

[@fanfandom551]

Don't let him hear that, his ego already seems high enough!

[@benjaminpeters6729]

@@fakename287 it's his restaurant. If you dont like the food, he challenges you to a boxing match and if you win the food is free.

[@theviniso]

@@benjaminpeters6729 Lmao I can imagine the clients will become very buff very soon

[@gibingeorge3352]

I didn't know Detective Pikachu was a *garage* ........

[@justinbowman1342]

I park my car in the local Detective Pikachu all the time.

[@beachballssideaccount]

The car broke down. Welp, time to go see Detective Pikachu again!

[@PollyGlodd]

Not just any garage, a "fucking garage".

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

@@PollyGlodd Oh shit, that's my favorite kind of garage!

[@GarciaXVLegend_04]

Best Comment Thread I have ever read LOL

[@MagmaInfinity]

He just got banned on Letterboxd. RIP

[@darerun1051]

F

[@EnergyBurst2]

Awww maaaan, his stuff was golden if your looking for a laugh on there as this video clearly showed.

[@Deses]

I guess this video had something to do xd

[@Bag2218]

Good. Dude's a little too old to be acting out for attention anyway.

[@TheBananenbombe]

The only reason why I had Letterbox, think I need to delete my account now.

[@KAZHKA]

“ *BOUHLSHYT* “

[@sigmacademy]

Somewhere, a T-shirt concept is crying out to be created. ;)

[@smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376]

BOLLshit*

[@Laizerdisk]

@@smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376 fuck you for being faster than me on that one. This is an old video too, we're both slow on the draw, but you were slightly faster.

[@strangerjones5576]

Uwe Boll and David Lynch should hang out sometime

[@milan_gielis]

UwU Bollshit

[@matthewmuir8884]

One hilarious thing I once read: when Blizzard was first considering making a Warcraft film, Uwe Boll offered to be the main director. Blizzard's reply was essentially, "We will not give this film to you; especially not to you. We have been very successful and we hope to continue to be successful, and a bad film will get in the way of that goal."

[@jacobhogan3208]

Look at how that turned out.

[@manospondylus]

jacob hogan Honestly, compared to many other videogame-movies, the Warcraft movie was pretty enjoyable

[@Taltz100]

Heard he also wanted to make a Metal Gear Solid movie a few years back lol.

[@thebumpyscrub775]

@@manospondylus Nah, I thought it was boring af. At least if Uwe was the director it would have been fun in a schlocky way.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@manospondylus I still wished they made a sequel.

[@0ctopusComp1etely]

"Terminator 2. Perfect". There are some truths that just can't be tainted.

[@kurtirving8349]

I mean, he stated Apocalypse Now as incredible, so I guess he does occasionally find things he likes. (I do however hazard to guess why he like Apocalypse Now.)

[@gordonramsay6286]

0ctopusComp1etely terminator 2 is my favorite action film of all time, the characters and CGI was on another level for its time. Amazing film.

[@fuckenps3]

Not a perfect film imo, there are some cheesy parts with Sarah Connor's voiceover that don't really work. Pretty close though. 9/10

[@ChunkSchuldinga]

0ctopusComp1etely That, and Dark Knight Rises is for morons, but 1/2 star is a bit harsh.

[@LORDdrPepper]

@Arrow Head indeed...

[@zweimeterzwerg1361]

I am German and the "Samuel L Kackson" is a play on words with "Kacke" (poop). German guy over and out.

[@MrDready77]

You are giving him too much credit, after all "K" and "J" are next to each other on the keyboard. He probably just mispelled it because I dont believe he would be capable of making an actual pun

[@zweimeterzwerg1361]

@@MrDready77 interesting, now that you bring it up. It might be a pun, but it's such a shitty pun (no pun intended) that it might be intentional.

[@HadBabits]

​@@zweimeterzwerg1361 I'm tempted to hash out a 'malice or stupidity' platitude, but Boll seems to use varying measures of both at all times XD

[@rynabuns]

“cack” is the English equivalent

[@themonolithian]

Thanks for the info waterman

[@ThePhantomBeaver]

"If you see this movie you are the problem" is the funniest fucking sentence i have heard and read the entire year, i was 100% not anticipating it, and i choked on my coffee, cheers mate

[@LilyoftheLake14]

I'd watch 2 hours of Uwe Boll just reviewing films. It'd easily be the best thing he's ever made.

[@eplptic]

It would be better than all of his movies.

[@misschris325]

His reviews are spot on!

[@Leon14000]

@@eplptic Stoic was surprisingly good, if you haven't seen it. It's not perfect, but sheesh. For Uwe Boll, it's actually enjoyable.

[@thecanadiansunlord.akathem5816]

I died at the Raiders of the Lost Ark one when he said “they stole my families life stories”.

[@kyotheman69]

he's such a huge internet troll

[@definitelynottommywiseau3037]

Boolsheet.

[@lupusgirl64]

Samuel L. Kackson is the greatest shitty multilingual pun ever made

[@jarosh9612]

Side note: "kack" means shit in german. So yeah. It is an insult

[@velmulnir1196]

​@@jarosh9612 thx, i don't speak german so at first i toughed it was just a typo :)

[@pachicore]

His reviews are a lot better than his movies

[@swallowmikeuhm6744]

But Postal movie is as good as his reviews

[@stefan6347]

His movies are better than my life (! - !)

[@philiphunn194]

That's not exactly difficult considering his output is universally dogshit-tier awful...

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lmao

[@yosh9192]

Reminder that Uwe Boll made a 5 star review in one of his movies calling himself “sexy” ...And he forgot to use a burner account.

[@skeletonwar4445]

He didn't forget. It was a simple, massive, *powermove.*

[@lilaw.1095]

Actually he called himself A sexy. Get it right😂

[@DaFro3713]

I know he’s German, and it’s not his first language, but he even types like a troll. It seems he has a very tentative grip on reality.

[@Nugcon]

bruh

[@nnewt8445]

@@DaFro3713 He speaks English a lot better than I speak German, and I'm a linguistics kind of guy, so he has that at least.

[@shamblestheclown]

he literally quoted lil pump lyrics holy shit this man is on another level

[@jimbojoejoe]

"If this were actually Michael Bay, what would you do to him?" "Hello Mike :)" "No, I would like PUNCH-"

[@RealRanton]

I thought I'm the only one who loves Uwe Boll and his next level troll shit 🤣😂😂 great video my dude. Uwe Boll straight up does not give a fuck 😂😂

[@jokeruiner4481]

Didn't think I would find you here

[@DankSpoony]

@@jokeruiner4481 i did

[@jokeruiner4481]

@@DankSpoony how come

[@yannispirou101]

RANTONI PEPPERONI

[@opshredderytp]

He regrets nothing

[@tysabrinaty]

You've laughed harder in this video than any of the others combined

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

It’s beautiful.

[@Spuggybear]

It’s really wholesome.

[@ashrasmun1]

I felt like it was forced a bit. Uwe's reviews were just sad and boring.

[@tysabrinaty]

@@ashrasmun1 to you maybe, but it seems like IHE enjoys them. I doubt he would laugh at something he truly didn't enjoy.

[@uncannysnake]

True 4channer

[@小胖-q8v]

How to take critique and don't look like a total loser - challenge your critics to a boxing match

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

dog Butt he’s the German Randy Pitchford basically

[@Zulf85]

Uwe Boll when he came up with the idea: Kick, punch, it's all in the mind

[@tycho7006]

@@PancakemonsterFO4 omfg that's a good comparison, why didn't I think of that before lol

[@fuzzydude64]

The best part is that Seanbaby took him up on the offer and Boll backed out.

[@shawklan27]

THAT'S WHAT REAL MEN WILL DO! SETTLE ARGUMENTS WITH VIOLENCE 😀👍

[@samevans6063]

Every Burton movie made in the past 5 years: Tim Burton shows up and gets a paycheck

[@BLooDCoMPleX]

Make that past 20 years.

[@greenhowie]

And makes sure his best friends get a slice.

[@ejm1225]

Tim, please, get back in the spooky game!

[@semanticsamuel936]

And still everyone thinks Nightmare Before Christmas is a Tim Burton film...

[@greenhowie]

@@semanticsamuel936 So writing the story doesn't count?

[@asdfzxcv12345]

he also refused to fight one of the critics that actually had boxing training... what a baby

[@hopesy12u4]

If that's true, thats hilarious.

[@hopesy12u4]

@@DrErikNefarious Well, that was interesting. I wouldnt call them hard evidence that back up the story, though. Either way, appreciate the share.

[@doc8013]

@Great Destroyer Uwe, is that you?

[@doc8013]

@Great Destroyer What's the greatest movie of the 2000s?

[@doc8013]

@Great Destroyer ah cmon now don't be shy. I can never pick one but reqeum of a dream, django unclaimed, there will be blood and the dark knight are in the mix.

[@rydo728]

Are any of us really surprised that Uwe Boll’s Twitter is suspended?

[@calebproductions1264]

Obviously not.

[@carter_lovejoy]

He’s like the Alex Jones of all filmmakers

[@WingItMan217]

Not in the slightest

[@Mariorox1956]

Of course not, he’s a 12 year old COD player in the body of a German “filmmaker.”

[@LuckoDaStars]

@@carter_lovejoy not even remotely close. They may be crazy at least Alex Jones owns up to it whereas the other guy doesn't

[@UnderdogRecords91]

I gotta admit: Uwe Boll might be an awful filmmaker, but his troll reviews are pretty entertaining. Glad he has finally found his true calling.

[@kuribayashi84]

Also, his Restaurant is doing pretty good, from what I heard. So there are two things he does well...

[@unf3z4nt]

It just makes me want to kill him.

[@DiggerPat]

Eh, they're pretty garbage and seem really petty. So fuck the guy in general.

[@awesomegamer2300]

@@kuribayashi84 and he has a PHD in philosophy

[@valentinbachmann3581]

IHE showing actual emotions? I like it!

[@Roadent1241]

Valentin Bachmann I love his laughs, they're going on the list of my favourite laughs~

[@soundlaw766]

Then you're gonna love his podcast, Jar Media, that's all he does there hahah

[@matheussanthiago9685]

he's clearly the only good tsundere

[@nilsbakker14]

Check out manmanboyboyman

[@jeremycorbin2178]

This 54 year old dad actually quoting lil pump lyrics online to bait people who take the very concept of cinema seriously at all

[@SocraticMayhem]

“Just another normie...” “Thats what they said when you were born” Hot damn

[@vladimiradidas1945]

*DESTRUCTION:100*

[@xxxmass]

when did he say that?

[@vladimiradidas1945]

@@xxxmass it was in the comments section of Terminator 2: Judgement day.

[@xxxmass]

@@vladimiradidas1945 alright

[@vladimiradidas1945]

@@xxxmass you're welcome my child

[@robrick550]

This dude acts like he’s literally 15 years old lmao

[@billkormas3460]

*5

[@MrCheeze]

He's a real life Gamers Rise Up.

[@manictiger]

>When a full grown adult treats the entire world like it's KZbin

[@lingy69]

I'm 15 and even I can write in a more distinguishable way than him.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

More like your average youtube commenter. Giving an age is just disrespectful to people in that age group

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

An IHE video about Uwe Boll? This is gonna be good.

[@thisrandomdude2880]

Uwe "I hate everything that's not mine and that doesn't turn me on" Boll.

[@gokigenyou9524]

Why would you like something that doesn't turn you on?

[@sweethysteria8737]

@@gokigenyou9524 ??? Uh cause things have value other than sexual pleasure 😐 I can’t tell if this is a joke, but it didn’t land it it is

[@Hwje1111]

He liked terminator 2 tho

[@ragedrock5945]

When a person is so ridiculous you can't even tell whether it's a parody account, that's how you know you've succeeded in life.

[@LordLemmysLabs]

I'm sorry, IHE, you gotta give your channel name to Uwe Boll now. Unlike you, he really DOES hate everything. Maybe he'll let you keep it if you beat him in a boxing match

[@bweoopee]

Are you forgetting the masterpice "Terminator 2" that not even Uwe can dislike?

[@LordLemmysLabs]

@@bweoopee Terminator 2 is an outlier and should not be counted

[@mordecaieagle4240]

@@LordLemmysLabs He also liked Batman & Robin though

[@Error0101]

A letterboxing match?

[@Masckerdoom]

Terminator 2 is of course exempt

[@nexusgiga]

Uwe: I’m richer than you Also uwe: my kickstarter failed

[@niederl1218]

Paul Hensley What do you expect? There is no director on earth, who would spend his own money for making a movie. Steven Spielberg is a billionar and even he wouldn't spend one dollar for his productions.

[@_strayfer_]

Jason Blair his wiki says he backed his own films...

[@niederl1218]

Mac Main Yes, but just the third Rampage movie, because he wanted to end this as a trilogy somehow.

[@aleckeen4134]

@@niederl1218 i thought Spielberg spent about 5 grand of his own money on the first jaws movie?

[@MK-rw1on]

He is quoting Lil Pump there. He is a genius

[@mikoaj5002]

"Friendship ended with Armond White, now Uwe Boll is my best friend"

[@diamondinvr]

11:40 read the comments lmao Random dude: "Just another normie" Uwe: "That's what they said when you were born" lmfaooo

[@Blackheartzero]

_Bitch slapped by the Ed Wood of Videogame movies, how do you recover from that?!_

[@regulardoginacoat9690]

btfo

[@lifeandpie6147]

Diamond in VR this man has no filter, oh fuck this is funny.

[@shaneyy__]

I love how normie has become a term only normies unironically use

[@HadBabits]

@@shaneyy__ What I find really ironic is a lot of people who use it often make fun of people for acting like 'special snowflakes', but by using the term they basically imply that **they're** the ones who are different and special XD

[@PatricksCrazyPlace]

Its very interesting to hear the director of Blood Rayne tear down Wonder Woman. What a time to be alive!

[@gennik7966]

Hey, you're dying of dysentery. aaaaaaaaaaaaand Were also being raided by vikings.

[@nickmarquez4794]

Imagine if Derek Savage was actually civilized, like Uwe, and challenged you to a boxing match instead.

[@sprybug]

Uwe is civilized? XD

[@moch.farisdzulfiqar6123]

Uwe should be the one with 'Savage' in his name instead of Derek. He seem give no shit to politeness, not so civilized.

[@bluesteele5786]

@@sprybug He's the very image of a spiffing gentleman. You can't deny it.

[@churchofthecylinder7378]

It's like his posts were google translated back and forth 7 times.

[@frocco7125]

3:45 "Samuel L. KACKson" Kack is the german word for poop or dung.

[@duchessedeberne3909]

Rocco Anders wenigstens wir zwei habens verstanden

[@Rey-zd4po]

I'm Afrikaans and I got that one hahahaha fucking love the insanity of uwe boll

[@shawklan27]

Samuel L. SHITson I like the sound of that.

[@crosieog1774]

ty i was so lost but now i understand

[@TageM_Official]

@Nova Masterspark You mean scheißen? That's just a more vulgar version.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Boll pussied out on Seanbaby accepting his ring challenge. Seanbaby the (former) MMA fighter. Let's not forget that.

[@Golfman489]

Because Boll would have gotten his ass kicked, so he only picked easy targets. Boll is nothing but a loud, foul mouthed school yard bully

[@KrazyKain]

@@xenos_n. he wrote got cracked for a while... I think he still does

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@Golfman489 And every single bit as cowardly as one, too.

[@kanesmith8271]

Cracked is shit now tho

[@hopesy12u4]

This is is comedy gold.

[@diamondinvr]

I am so looking forward to Uwe's inevitable response

[@jokesterlego6108]

I just know this is going to happen

[@munseuta]

it’s gonna be another daddy derek incident

[@choreboy988]

Diamond in VR If he’d go onto some small podcast like Deep Fat Fried, then he’ll definitely respond to this.

[@johnarbuckle2619]

@@choreboy988 He should be a guest on Sardonicast

[@buildnothingoutofsomething2513]

He isn't even a real director. All his movies were just made to exploit a loophole in the german tax system at the time. Look it up

[@fanatp0stpanka]

I remember hitman and farcry haha

[@strangerjones5576]

@@fanatp0stpanka He didn't direct Hitman (that was Xavier Gens), but he might as well have lol

[@levector2445]

@@strangerjones5576 trust me hotman is far from being uwe boll tier bad ( even though production murdered any possible goodness in it ) just look at postal and you'll understand there's a world ( of pain ) between a bad movie and the cosmic garbage produced by this german dude

[@NeoShot]

EXPOSED

[@Lifesizemortal]

@@levector2445 which hitman tho. There's two of them now.

[@joethepersonn5332]

I think this is the most fun IHE has had in a while on his channel

[@Lechkata]

Uwe Buss quoting lil pump is a bigger crossover than endgame

[@hidbid1]

you mean will.i.am

[@rizetherock]

Hidbid no

[@darienhouse8625]

Everybody wanna be like uwe

[@masterofpasta95]

I would’ve liked this, but at the moment it’s at 420 likes

[@findus6813]

I've never heard Alex so genuinely laugh at something like this before, might be my go-to video for sad days : ^)

[@Thebes342]

You should listen to him on the podcasts he's been in, he gives a hardy chuckle a lot and it's pretty great

[@soundlaw766]

That's right! You should check Jar Media, he basically spends every episode laughing hahah

[@pixelwanderer1962]

Samuel L. Kackson after hearing Boll spell his name wrong: "Motherkucker."

[@BigOz]

"Kack" or "Kacke" means "shit" in English ;)

[@luiskern8910]

O. C. 'Kuck'

[@TheMagicmanH]

Uwe owns a restaurant in downtown Vancouver. I went there one night and had the absolute pleasure of meeting this gem of a human. He’s nice in person but just as odd as you’d expect. Also the restaurant is really really good. Man should stick to food and stay away from film.

[@roxas4930]

TheMagicmanH that's... wow...thought it be trash like his films

[@TheMagicmanH]

roxas4930 You would think so! It’s called Bauhaus, in Vancouver. It’s actually like one of the highest rated restaurants in the city and somehow ran by this fool haha

[@MythicSuns]

Uwe Boll is basically every angry old anti millennial guy you see in the KZbin comment section. He puts on this whole super enlightened act and doesn't seem to realise that he's the only one that falls for it.

[@mouseonthestreets8675]

Ben Knight he’s literally just the negative internet critic stereotype who thinks being an asshole makes them smarter and superior to everyone else.

[@birdiec]

@@mouseonthestreets8675 everyone is just as pointless. The only thing i see in those people is a sad existence and its sad :/

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@mouseonthestreets8675 Maybe he's a German from the 1950's who recently got out of cryogenic stasis?

[@aetherfukz]

I totally believe that that's his actual letterbox account. Uwe Boll is crazy and/or unashamed like that.

[@darkhorsed]

You mean *was*

[@UweBollRaw]

it was

[@fanatp0stpanka]

@@UweBollRaw you the real deal?

[@donaldtusk2678]

@@fanatp0stpanka yes that’s him

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

@@UweBollRaw the legend troll himself

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

Boll's got a PhD. Imagine that.

[@trollface865]

Bodenlose Dosenhose really?!?! In what exactly?!?!

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

@@trollface865 In biology, if I'm not mistaken. Would have to research that.

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

@@trollface865 Have to correct myself. He's got a PhD in philosophy.

[@livingcheese2910]

@@bodenlosedosenhose1590 Well, we really do see a lot of philosophy in his reviews. lmao

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

@@livingcheese2910 Shows you that even people with a PhD can be idiots.

[@mortalman5688]

Uwe boll is my favorite director not because he makes good movies it's just everything that comes out of his mouth is hilarious.

[@Abhi-yj8zi]

Even SpeedWagon likes it!

He made some good movies

[@crypticbeast1013]

Speedwagon? Shouldn't you be dead?

[@ephex3094]

A fine man

[@themonolithian]

LOL No one noticed the "family life story " part? Because of the Nazis in Raiders of the last ark? That was hilarious

[@tbirdUCW6ReAJ]

themonolithian He might be related to the Nazi Mechanic who fought Indy.

[@mrmeme1706]

I cannot believe this guy has kids

[@trevorphilips9065]

Let's be honest they probably aren't even his kids

[@caseytatum5837]

Yea he seems insane

[@thefriendlyneighborhoodspi3748]

@Problematic Opinion and you are?

[@MrMethadrine]

Him having a wife is more believable...

[@stevenbrown5246]

And they Fortnite What is this world?

[@MissBarker93]

That Detective Pikachu review sounds like he's salty because someone finally made a good video game movie and it wasn't him.

[@reasyrandom]

This is accurate as heck.

[@luciano_luna1941]

Detective pikachu good?? Its trash

[@Xvladin]

@@luciano_luna1941 me and most of the people I know (big pokemon fans) came to the conclusion that it was pretty good, but not great. Maybe a 6/10. The world was interesting, the story less interesting. It wasnt geared towards hardcore fans, more to a general audiance that knows some things about pokemon. I would have liked a niche, hardcore pokefan movie but for what it was, it was alright

[@incidentlyaniguana2193]

@@Xvladin It was a mediocre kids movie with neat effects.

[@Xvladin]

@@incidentlyaniguana2193 the world they built up was cool to see in my opinion! I wished they focused more on the world and less on the story, which I didn't really care much for. Overall it was better than I thought it would be but still not great

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

>Samuel L Kackson This dude wrote a review in English and put in an insult that only makes sense to German speakers.

[@maximilianklinger2712]

Hahaha

[@Mochitachi70]

So it is truly him and not a troll

[@QuackZack]

what the hell does it mean

[@maximilianklinger2712]

Samuel L Shitson

[@TwelvetreeZ]

We get the picture, believe me 😂

[@sticklyboi]

>its a good movie, you will see it >you will see it uwe will force u to watch his movies or else he'll fukken go a few rounds with u in the ring

[@bup6340]

"Will" is also the german word for "want" so it's basically his lacking vocabulary. But I thought the same over and over.

[@theguyintheworks8838]

I'm not _asking_ you to see my movies, I'm _telling_ you.

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

@@bup6340 Did we ask?

[@clingclanglarry3327]

That edit of Uwe Boll boxing gets me every single time.

[@bellekitty7067]

I used to work at one of the restaurants he owns and can confirm hes like this irl as well.

[@BeeHatGuy]

That sounds like it could be hilarious or tiresome. Maybe both. How did you feel about him?

[@bellekitty7067]

@@BeeHatGuy It was both. Well he actually took over the restaurant I worked at and so we all kind of disliked him for the changes he made. BUT we all joked about his presence on the internet and boxing his critics. One notable experience, We had this drag queen night and when uwe took over he was not a fan so he cancelled it which caused them to retaliate by drawing dicks on the wall in glitter, he was REALLY not happy about that.

[@tricksterhuaun]

Uwe Boll is like that crazy grandpa who doesn't know what he's talking about but he's so entertainment we keep him around.

[@Blackheartzero]

He may also be developing dementia, if the comment in the Thumbnail alone is anything to go by...

[@issabeganovic8822]

It's spelled "entertaining", and I agree...

[@thomasjenkins7506]

i'm glad he's around. the world is a better place with him here.

[@ketz_165]

Daddy Derek vs. Uwe Boll vs. IHE vs. Michael Bay battle royale

[@DimentioCorp]

He types like an Indian guy flirting with random girls on Facebook

[@doomdude3034]

Probably because English isn't his first language, like them.

[@Lycanzoid]

I sure can't wait to see UwU Boll in the next episode of "to catch a predator"

[@MRMarvLPs]

First time I can call myself a proud german citizen.

[@Nico-lp6pn]

Uwe Boll ist ein nationaler Schatz

[@saintjohnny45]

@dedede feedldee dee And whats the problem now?

[@bighatastrea]

@dedede feedldee dee Ever heard of irony and jokes? lol

[@reasyrandom]

Germany apologizes for Uwe Boll's existence. And the existence of the Nazis, but that's not relevant now.

[@thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521]

Kiko-chan Heard of a mental asylum? Because this guy clearly needs one. There’s a difference between mental disorder and actual irony, plus it’d be obvious by this point, despite the massive accounts of him ‘meaning’ what he says most of the time, like make up your mind. Lmao

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

I find it interesting how with bad reviews, (as in poorly made reviews, not negative reviews) you can always see them focusing on small plot points in the summary

[@fredrickbanks1966]

Better glove up Alex. Uve's coming to the U.K.

[@curnott6051]

Depends on how good of shape Alex is in. Despite all the smack he talks and admittedly occasionally doing boxing as a hobby, Uwe Boll is actually a coward and will not fight someone who stands even a slight chance of beating him. All the people Uwe fought have been out of shape critics who've probably never been in a fight in their life until they stepped into the ring with Boll. There's also rumors that Boll lead those critics into believing that the fights were just going to be publicity stunts so that they wouldn't bother trying to get in shape or learn how to box before they stepped into the ring, but this isn't confirmed. But what is true is that one time he found out that one of the critics he called out, a man who goes by Seanbaby, just happened to be a professional kickboxer ontop of being a writer and critic. Then, all of a sudden Uwe Boll just couldn't "make it in time for the fight" and never mentioned or got in contact with him again. So, yeah, basically Uwe Bolls a huge pansy.

[@susangoaway]

Better speed up Brexit then, since Uwe's in Germany

[@dannyboi5887]

What's hilarious about the boxing match thing was that when a critic with actual fighting experience accepted his challenge, Uwe backed out, So not only is he a shitty director, he's also a bully as well as a coward. Give credit to those critics that stepped up to him even though they got their asses kicked, they didn't pussy out like he did

[@khoalam4127]

Wasn't the dude with "fighting experience" a 17 year old amateur boxer? Itd be illegal to beat up a minor

[@MalloonTarka]

@@khoalam4127 No, it was Seanbaby, legendary internet personality and black belt kickboxer.

[@khoalam4127]

@@MalloonTarka huh, no idea SB was involved in this. Tbh anyone would be scared of Sean.

[@FirionLeFleur]

When he talked about Wonder Woman, it clicked! He's Stefan Molyneux!

[@pilopet1150]

Oh God not molymeme

[@notrod5341]

I wonder if he has a rant over pasta?

[@LLRFILMSLJS]

"ripping off my families life stories in this series"....is he...is he referring to the part with Nazis in it? Man he really is a troll.

[@manospondylus]

LLRFILMS It wouldn‘t be the first time he called himself a nazi as a joke. I remember in the Postal movie he himself plays the role of a neo-nazi theme park owner

[@mrkillerovsky]

He also played SS guy in that Auschwitz movie he made.

[@definitelynottommywiseau3037]

Boolsheet.

[@Matt-md5yt]

well he is German so you may never know. not calling all germans Nazis just him

[@LLRFILMSLJS]

@@Matt-md5yt Yeah, but I'd never expect him to troll that low.

[@nocturn0x872]

inb4 Uwe Boll deletes his Letterboxd account because it has been flooded with IHE fans

[@magneto9210]

Inb4 he shows up to rant in this comment section

[@wigwuck]

@@magneto9210 and challenge us all to a 500,000 on 1 boxing match

[@embroideredragdoll]

*high pitched screaming*

[@AugustEpilogue]

Magneto it’s gone, you called it

[@fuckenps3]

@Brotherman pilled A race is a grouping of humans based on shared physical or social qualities into categories generally viewed as distinct by society. First used to refer to speakers of a common language and then to denote national affiliations, by the 17th century the term race began to refer to physical (phenotypical) traits. Modern scholarship regards race as a social construct, an identity which is assigned based on rules made by society. While partially based on physical similarities within groups, race is not an inherent physical or biological quality. Social conceptions and groupings of races vary over time, involving folk taxonomies that define essential types of individuals based on perceived traits. Scientists consider biological essentialism obsolete, and generally discourage racial explanations for collective differentiation in both physical and behavioral traits. Even though there is a broad scientific agreement that essentialist and typological conceptualizations of race are untenable, scientists around the world continue to conceptualize race in widely differing ways, some of which have essentialist implications. While some researchers use the concept of race to make distinctions among fuzzy sets of traits or observable differences in behaviour, others in the scientific community suggest that the idea of race often is used in a naive or simplistic way, and argue that, among humans, race has no taxonomic significance by pointing out that all living humans belong to the same species, Homo sapiens, and (as far as applicable) subspecies, Homo sapiens sapiens. Since the second half of the 20th century, the association of race with the ideologies and theories of scientific racism has led to the use of the word race itself becoming problematic. Although still used in general contexts, race has often been replaced by less ambiguous and loaded terms: populations, people(s), ethnic groups, or communities, depending on context. Max Müller - Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_M%C3%BCller#Aryanism Stop talking about race and IQ. Take it from someone who did. slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/04/stop-talking-about-race-and-iq-take-it-from-someone-who-did.html Why Is Charles Murray Odious? | Current Affairs www.currentaffairs.org/2017/07/why-is-charles-murray-odious "How Heritability Misleads about Race" by Ned Block www.nyu.edu/gsas/dept/philo/faculty/block/papers/Heritability.html Curveball www.dartmouth.edu/~chance/course/topics/curveball.html The Mismeasure of Man - Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mismeasure_of_Man The Bell Curve Debate - Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bell_Curve_Debate The Bell Curve - Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bell_Curve#Criticisms Race and intelligence - Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_intelligence History of the race and intelligence controversy - Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_race_and_intelligence_controversy A Reanalysis of The Bell Curve www.nber.org/papers/w5230 Comments on Herrnstein's response - ScienceDirect www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/0010027772900054?via=ihub Stefan Molyneux on Race and IQ | A Pseudo Science - KZbin kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqbck5iBZ9J4aqs Scientific Racism Debunked - KZbin kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYLEg5ueg72Ahsk The unwelcome revival of ‘race science’ | News | The Guardian www.theguardian.com/news/2018/mar/02/the-unwelcome-revival-of-race-science Charles Murray is once again peddling junk science about race and IQ - Vox www.vox.com/platform/amp/the-big-idea/2017/5/18/15655638/charles-murray-race-iq-sam-harris-science-free-speech There’s still no good reason to believe black-white IQ differences are due to genes - Vox www.vox.com/the-big-idea/2017/6/15/15797120/race-black-white-iq-response-critics Intelligence: New Findings and Theoretical Developments - Wayback Machine web.archive.org/web/20120907121035/www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/amp-67-2-130.pdf Race Realism - Debate with JF, Andy Warski, Tara McCarthy & More - KZbin kzbin.info/www/bejne/roOrhXdmjrKZpq8 A Package of Dishonesty - Debunking JF's Race Realism Video - KZbin kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoiphYNtgZypbpI Talking About: Racial Comparisons - KZbin kzbin.info/www/bejne/mn_SXnRratd9btU The Fake Link Between Race And Intelligence | AJ+ - KZbin kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2bEgKF9mbylbZo The Lies of Red Ice TV - KZbin kzbin.info/www/bejne/an6alqmmpa6BbKM TPM Special Series: Race, Racism and the Middle Ages | The Public Medievalist www.publicmedievalist.com/race-racism-middle-ages-toc/

[@josephmashalla6226]

Uwe Boll also owns one of the best restaurants in the world in Vancouver called Bauhaus. Guy is a mystery rapped inside a riddle.

[@halfdemonprince]

Joseph Mashalla No wonder he was such a shitty director. Cooking was his true calling.

[@CascadianRanger]

Honestly, it's good to hear hes doing something else. At some point, being a shitty troll director just cant be enough for a person

[@josephmashalla6226]

@@CascadianRanger Agreed. Uwe might be dumb like a fox though. I believe he was taking advantage of some German tax loophole. His movies flopped but might have been tax shelters/money laundering.... seriously interesting stuff.

[@josephmashalla6226]

@laz kar Agreed. I didn't want to speak firmly on it because i'm not an expert. But have to admit, disregarding morality, it takes some level of intelligence to grift the system this openly and successfully.

[@josephmashalla6226]

@Dirk-Ulrich Heise So you're saying Bernie Sanders should move to Berlin? ;)

[@dgmvs]

imagine him instead of christoph waltz in inglorious basterds

[@kagenotatsumaki]

@3:15 Shazam! review: "For nerds and geeks. Not normal human beings." YOU MAKE VIDEO GAME MOVIES!

[@Shinigami41395]

It makes me wonder if the reason he hates super hero movies so much is because they are based on nerdy properties like many of his movies are, but unlike his movies, most of them are actually very successful. Even the most hated DCEU movies are still more successful than any of his movies.

[@R3TR0S_Vids]

@@Shinigami41395 there's no need to wonder about it, the dudes a damn child, a fucking hilarious one though

[@SmartAlec1]

@@Shinigami41395 He actually profited off of them being unsuccessful.

[@Skip2TheEnd]

KagenNoTsuki “MAKE” is a very strong word!

[@theviniso]

@@Shinigami41395 Yeah, he looks salty as hell

[@safetydoggo2721]

All I can think of when I hear you now is an Asian American special ops soldier. Must be your heavy accent

[@troutsy6897]

*MY FELLOW AMERICANS*

[@vinnyreed723]

ThE alIeNs arE ComINg

[@Tere225]

Him voicing an asian spec ops never bothered me.

[@Mariorox1956]

I agree, Alex should consider some sort of voice acting role.

[@edwartvonfectonia4362]

I love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one someday. Why u think so?

[@zacharyhart9051]

I feel IHE enjoyed this way more than he should have. 😄

[@nekozombie]

There's actually a Watchmojo video titled Top 10 Worst Uwe Boll Reviews. Pretty relevant.

[@elijahking1801]

when you're so insecure about your terrible movies you actually fight people over their opinion on them

[@EmployeeJoe630]

Right? And you know his ass hired a trainer and trained in preparation to beat up some nerds who've never been in a real fight just to restore his ego.

[@Itsuki_Kamui]

Ok but why give a shit?

[@OneStarRating]

SeanBaby from Cracked who has MMA experience offered to box him in the ring because he hates his movies. Uwe wouldn't do it because he knew he would get his asshole kicked inside out. Uwe only fought people he knew he could beat. He is a horrible human being and an even more horrible filmmaker.

[@bendeguzkocsis2692]

At this point he doesnt give a shit. I unironically like him

[@natolurker]

Elijah King Theodore Roosevelt did the same thing, very chad

[@chula2002ada]

Detective Pikachu - "Only kids will enjoy this movie" Uwe buddy, I think that was the point.

[@ChunkSchuldinga]

You can’t let films get away with playing on easy mode just because they’re kids films. A good “kid’s” movie is enjoyable for all ages, regardless of target audience and generation. Detective Pikachu is a bad film (3-4/10 to me), but still a hell of a lot better than Boll’s shitshow discography. Still, I’d rather be watching Secret of NIHM, Goonies, Iron Giant, Wall-E, Willy Wonka, ET, or Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings if I want a “kid friendly fantasy/sci-fi” movie night.

[@chula2002ada]

PissedOffDragon that’s definitely true but I will admit that Detective Pikachu worked more less because of it being a competent movie and more as a big labor of love and fanservice which I can’t say for other movies. It doesn’t excuse it being poor story and character wise but I think that’s what made it work more than other video game movies is that it felt like it had a lot of heart.

[@ChunkSchuldinga]

Beanie † weenees Well said, sir/ma’am.

[@0816M3RC]

PissedOffDragon I would give it like a 6 or 7 out of 10. Definitely the best video game movie.

[@conemannpersonal]

@@chula2002ada recognition doesn't automatically make a movie good mind you. Well that's my take at least

[@kayris5862]

IHE's laugh while reading Uwe's hilarious review is the best cure for my sad heart today. Thankyou

[@soundlaw766]

You should check out then Jar Media, his podcast. You'll have a blast I promise hahah.

[@l3v141]

Ikr my depression is cured now

[@fayewestwood4193]

Uwe Boll following me on Letterboxd is my greatest achievement

[@chickensseeall]

Inb4 Uwe Boll talks trash about your video in the KZbin comments section...

[@ProfesorWillem]

when you going to talk about uwe boll movies?

[@SolsticeWhisper]

Fucks you alls uwe boll pays me to say this

[@AlkisenSuper]

He reviewed and reacted to House Of The Dead.

[@7head843]

He literally said he reviewed one of his movies and showed it in the intro.

[@LilLeanCuisine]

I doodooed in da toiletttt

[@justinbowman1342]

The search for the worst, the Uwe Boll collection.

[@ObviouslyDeven]

Just the fact that the wide majority of people in the comments actually take him seriously confirms to me that he is definitely one of the best internet trolls in existence, love him.

[@casper6405]

Hearing these reviews from Uwe boll I think he once was or wants to be a porn director

[@thomasjenkins7506]

i mean, what is stopping him at this point? he should do it.

[@paolo2763]

@@thomasjenkins7506 I think by now he just reppels actors

[@hopesy12u4]

@@paolo2763 *repels

[@anondecepticon]

Or Michael Bay...

[@saintjohnny45]

@Fluffynator pathetic projection

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

"the budgets he somehow manages to wrangle" ooooh someone hasn't heard about the whole weird tax loophole thing he does to fund his movies

[@Gojiragon]

The tax loophole thing is how he’s rich. The budgets are normal. Germany also recently abolished this law, so he no longer has a stream of money now.

[@AlexKenjiB1111]

How does this tax loophole work?

[@leiferikson850]

@@AlexKenjiB1111 He got the buget from governmental art founds. These founds exit for small idie productions and people who aren't successfull yet. By moving the budget around through several instances (accountance) he could basilcy keep most of it himself and since the movies don't surpass a certain budget limit as well as fail, he is considered an indie-producer without much success thus stays qualified for future founds... As mentioned above, the laws has been changed so it doesn't work anymore.

[@thehale_]

Right as I get to that part

[@leiferikson850]

@@Alexander-gb4rr Exactly how it went with the little difference that this guy actually used up tax financed founds for art projects instead of corporate money...

[@lustigerspamacher6280]

As a German person, it hurts to see a picture of Till Schweiger on your channel

[@maximilianklinger2712]

Ur

[@maximilianklinger2712]

As in Minecraft Steve „o“

[@bobheld7940]

Ich wusste nicht mal, dass es einen Far Cry Film gibt. Nachdem ich die Fresse gesehen habe, habe ich mir gewünscht, es wäre dabei geblieben.

[@cumcrip7582]

Passt aber geht ja um schlechte filme

[@AleksVin]

How so? Never really cared about german actors.

[@wherestheleakmaam1543]

Samuel *Kack*son I honestly had to pause the video for a sec because I choked on my own snot

[@midabe01]

Kack is a German word for shit, in case you didn't know