Would You Rather Memes

[@VaazkLShorts]

A NEW IDEAS! kinda a random one, but i think people would like it, since i know would you rathers are popular and getting memes for them would work?? SUBSCRIEB FOR DAILY MEMES! SADLY WONT BE ABLE TO MAKE THIS A SERIES SINCE THERE ARENT MANY MEMES OF THIS SUBJECT, BUT OH WELL

[@Reptile2107]

DAY 90 OS ASKING FOR ED EDD N EDDY MEMES!

[@has2give]

day 1 of asking for you to not do ed edd n eddy memes

[@havefun9181]

For the first meme its billion not million.

[@flaming_zombie]

say you stole it in a sarcastic way

[@blank_2052]

Can we get literal memes

[@not-so-obvious_autism777]

The worst part about the first one is that it doesn’t even say you actually stole it, you just have to tell people you did. So you might have to lie about a crime you (probably) didn’t commit. Edit: These are some smart answers, nevermind

[@SouthernAviationEdits]

just tell nobody lol

[@mr.ddhemmalshehri5611]

@@SouthernAviationEdits It said you HAVE to tell, Not tell when asked.

[@bandgeekforlife406]

But if the police have no victim for this crime, and no evidence of a crime other than your word that you stole it (you don't have to lie about who it's from, or any other details, just tell people "I stole it."), then they can't charge you with anything. The IRS is definitely going to be at your door, though.

[@Girlymoth]

It doesn’t say you can’t make it a joke

[@SouthernAviationEdits]

​@@mr.ddhemmalshehri5611silence yourself from society

[@MarcelKędziora-w7r]

0:41 >sneeze once >get something that will forever stop sneezing >finally be adorable

[@aaamogusthespiderever2566]

Finally, you can know both sides of the bed.

[@roshanara9644]

Or find out that your other side is ugly too

[@TLTheLegend]

​@@aaamogusthespiderever2566 ayo? honestly this was my thought too though

[@has2give]

Pros of choosing pokemon trainer: you can catch the president and now you have both choices 0:22

[@prof-quack]

Lol pretty sure that’s not how Pokeballs are supposed to function…

[@GreyscaleGaming1]

me about to catch the president by weakening him first: 😄

[@Ssj4gogetagaming]

I would become a Pokémon trainer too

[@Solesteam]

​@@prof-quack Only in Palworld, and it's kinda taboo there.

[@game_projections]

The president: Ditto! :]

[@Rui_and_Kinger_Ultra_Fan]

1:42 As a girl this is an absolute win

[@trueMSB]

As a not yet trans girl, I see this as a double win

[@Doggo_animationsreal]

Fr

[@athoncourtney4584]

Mashes button

[@chaus1ku]

So real

[@ShawnF6FHellcat]

As a 100% straight guy that likes being a guy, I still see this as an absolute win.

[@Swoldemort871]

The obvious answer is the 5 black mambas, snakes don't get aggro at you unless provoked and even if they are angry, you can run faster than them and just crush them underneath a shelving unit or something. if there is an angry silver-back gorilla after you, you are dead. it will catch up to you and kill you almost immediately

[@prism6718]

However, it doesnt say the silverback is angry. You can make the same argument of not provoking the gorilla so you are back to square 1. The problem is chances of survivability. Its very simple to not get a silverback mad at you, just dont try and act big and tough and it wont fold you. Black mambas are incredibly dangerous, i've heard stories of people being too scared to get near them with a car

[@j1337-l1n]

Aren't black mambas considered the most dangerous snake specifically because they run at people and attack them unprovoked? They are apparently really fast as well.

[@no-legjohnny3691]

Yeah, unless you can run at least 12 miles per hour, you're NOT outrunning a Black Mamba. Their venom is also extremely deadly without anti venom and they do not like people getting close to them. It's also unpredictable to whether it will run and hide, or pose as a threat, during which it will definitely react to any sudden movements.

[@daforkgaming3320]

Black mambas are aggressive and attack unprovoked, and can also outrun humans. Besides your shelving unit argument, most of your points were about snakes as a whole and don’t rlly apply to black mambas specifically. While I can’t kill the gorilla, I only have one to worry about. Additionally, it’s much larger so I can quickly see it and make sure to avoid it. If I’m against the black mambas, I’m likely to bump into one accidentally. If either the gorilla or mambas spawn in right next to me, I’m dead either way, but if we spawn in at random places in the mall, I have a chance.

[@s.owl9]

Silverback Gorillas dont kill. Even if they “attack you” its mostly to get you to backdown after they perceived you as a challenge.

[@sUpErBaNaNa12]

9:20 if u pick option B it will take about 1660 years for u to get what you would have gotten from option A.

[@II_Faither]

Yeah but option A will make your brain force you to buy everything you wanted making you broke meanwhile Option B is very low but you can invest for more passive income

[@curriphacreator]

Thanks. Almost chose the wrong one! :)

[@Lancelot2356]

Yep, and even if it didn’t take that long, you could just take the million dollars and put it in a bank account to earn interest, which would get you even more money

[@HighlandHellboy]

@Lancelot2356 That’s the dumbest part about option B, the likelyhood that the interest per month is greater than the passive income is high, so just use that as the passive income.

[@Lancelot2356]

@@HighlandHellboy indeed. The amount you would get per month would depend on your interest rate, but even at one percent interest, you would be making 10,000 in the first year, and that amount would only increase in the following years

[@Weezil_with_Wifi]

6:54 "Is death single?" He is single in The Sims so...

[@Solesteam]

4:35 Do both, go back, fix your mistakes, realize how much you could've done with that money and go through that door after as going back and fixing those mistakes was also a mistake.

Fixing your mistakes automatically optimizes your money

[@feuerling]

4:11 entering an anime world through jaywalking? That's called truck-kun

[@ShawnF6FHellcat]

Lol true!!! I'd probably so something lame like downloading an episode of the anime I want to go to from a pirate site. What anime world would you permanently go to? I'd probably choose Fairy Tail.

[@MarcelKędziora-w7r]

**litters his way into anime world**

[@portiac6097]

Sets fire To my house

[@the-4th-horseman]

Well that escalated quickly

[@someoneiguessmeow]

​@@ShawnF6FHellcatuhhhhhh i don't watch anime so uhhhhh

[@bandgeekforlife406]

7:40 Interestingly, many, if not most, cacti are edible. Sometimes even tasty. There are a variety of ways the different parts can be prepared, as well. Additionally, some cacti bear delicious fruit!

[@GALAXY_THE_SILLY_PAL]

Its even a food in México called "nopal"

[@ilDSttaro]

Like ficus indica, it is a known delicacy along all the Mediterranean Sea.

[@Yellowsam4145]

9:20 Assuming you get money since you were born and live to 80 you would get ~$50,000. Yea. $1 million is good thank you very much.

[@shalomjayne4477]

13:41 Vaazkl, explain what that sound was. Were you going insane or smth?

[@VaazkLShorts]

if you find the meme unblurred youll understand me😂

[@JackPitches5647]

@@VaazkLShortshow bad was it

[@Roanoa_D._Zoro]

That uncannily sounded exactly like waluigi

[@airam1721]

Perhaps 🦀

[@martindeweert1236]

1:35 the entire female half of the human species: "I see this as an absolute win."

[@bloop_yipee]

I would press it Context: im a transfem

[@ChrisHinners008]

Literally what I thought.

[@airam1721]

I'm about to triple tap that button. Can't stop my gambling if that's the odds I get!

[@utahspredator5205]

Ngl, I can see my RNG ahh getting that 1% even though I wouldn't want it in the first place Edit: *Gamblecore intensifies*

[@Awlang]

2:18 you can ask the 30 million friends to give you two dollar each now you have 60 million$

[@skibidiwaltersigma]

it'd take you years

[@monky8557]

​@@skibidiwaltersigma you have no right to speak

[@user-cr1bs4lm9j]

@@skibidiwaltersigmadid you forget how you are watching this video and how you have typed this reply? people like you dont deserve the internet

[@timboblongjohn]

0:40 i sneeze in bursts of two so it will be like nothing happened

[@Gluten_FromDaddysWOrld]

i sneeze 3 times so im still gonna get uno reversed my gender

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

For a split second you lose/gain a penis (depending on your gender)

[@timboblongjohn]

@@Gluten_FromDaddysWOrld might as well catfish some people for money 😈

[@Stick_Cats]

*the 598 other genders sitting in the corner being rejected by humanity for no goddamn reason*

[@Solesteam]

I sneeze in random bursts of 1 to 27, good god it would be a nightmarish roulette of whether I'm me or an alter ego I'd have to come up with in the meantime and hope I don't sneeze in public around people I know.... This sounds like the plot to a webcomic or something... I think I'll play is it muffin or baby.

[@GuyFromNextDoor]

6:40 Death moves in, but he acts like me.

[@Curbside-Productions]

Rooty tooty point and shooty is an absolute win 4:29

[@Solesteam]

4:16 *_Proceeds to litter with a blank piece of organically made decomposable paper._*

[@Solesteam]

8:22 Magic, guns now shoot actual thunder like people of olden times thought when colonizers came.

[@Sm1lerw0w]

0:33 a person if they like tea parties :)

[@waleedabdullahkhan5706]

My man

[@Weezil_with_Wifi]

3:48 As someone who likes walnuts more than peanuts, I see this is an absolute win.

[@kiti_cat524]

just don't eat nuts

[@Weezil_with_Wifi]

@@kiti_cat524 Why wouldn't I eat almonds? They're unaffected

[@liamn.watson4867]

Here’s the cheese. You will get to make movies with full creative freedom for the rest of your life BUT You will never make a Star Wars movie (unless it’s a biopic), EVER

[@SimonSaysDeath]

Absolutely I hate star wars

[@Rapidfire370]

Free movies, count me in

[@jmschlosar]

Yes. I do not like star wars

[@aaamogusthespiderever2566]

Hell yeah

[@Captain_Timezone]

2:25 me:(turns into a machine that makes it so no body will know I can shapeshift anymore)

[@Spicylittletrees]

0:43 this feels so wrong as in you could end up in jail for committing cannibalism and your reason for eating a human is a baby looked like a muffin

[@MMothmanIrl]

11:49 SHAPESHIFTING SHAPESHIFTING SHAPESHIFTING

[@HyunjinnieFerret]

I’d rather lose a leg, I need my arms to continue painting and playing my music. I’d miss walking but I don’t think I could give up my art

[@shawhinparsa6678]

8:55 I would’ve taken a battery from every device in the house 💀

[@ShawnF6FHellcat]

Selfish Me: Take all the clean pillows and comforters. Practical Me: Take food and drinks, but only enough to be mildly inconvenient. Evil Me: All your extension cords and power strips are belong to ME!!!

[@Rapidfire370]

I'm taking all pieces of underwear and socks

[@ShawnF6FHellcat]

@@Rapidfire370 Proof that there are monsters walking among us!

[@rainbow-the-elemental]

I'm taking all the tv remotes and controllers

[@shawhinparsa6678]

@@Rapidfire370 bro you are evil

[@Solesteam]

3:56 I'd enjoy the silent company... I like being around people, hate talking to them.

[@Gust_The_Man]

5:10 apparently this became real

[@liamn.watson4867]

My friend: Wow! You actually got a million dollars? Me: You bet. It was an absolute steal.

[@FearThePizza]

Would you rather have your lower torso be replaced by a snake tail, or have giant bird wings that are limp and just drag on the ground

[@prof-quack]

Depends on the snake. If an anaconda, of course I’m taking the tail! Plus I get to look like a Ninjago serpentine!

[@Swoldemort871]

bro if it was a rattlesnake tail, i'm in dude. Can you imagine how fun it would be to just randomly rattle your tail at people when they least expect it?

[@deauthorsadeptus6920]

​@@Swoldemort871 Also you can be an entire crawling orchestra. Taking care of scales would be a nightmare on the other hand...

[@marikuma88]

First one is functional but the second one is giving fallen angel which is metal asf

[@theshadowslullaby4265]

snake. What's the point in the wings if they DON'T WORK

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Look, the friends i have are loyal enough that they'd go to war for me. Imagine what we could do ten million times the friends.

[@Microwave_guy]

8:16 technology, imagine getting jumped by the undead army of splinkus the 3rd on your way to get bread to make a sandwich, or have it teleported into your living room already in sandwich form and customized to exactly what you want?

[@garygary117]

13:50 Dawg a bear will not kill you fast. It will pin you down with its arms then just start waring. So unless it starts with your throat first you are not going out slowly. Theres literally a video of a girl crying calling her mother as a bear eats her alive.

[@poodarts]

What the shit

[@Dradruin]

11:48 being very good at playing piano, so good in fact that people become instruments that make it even more symphonic.

[@SouthernGothicYT]

8:30 this kinda already happened and people were NOT happy

[@SirToaster9330]

That Nick Cage one is an absolute win

[@ChaosAsAWorm]

8:09 BOIS! MY BLOOD IS ALREADY BUZZING!

[@ThatDemonicGamer1]

for that "change gender every time you sneeze" at 0:40 I typically sneeze twice in one go, so my gender would rarely change for more than like 5 seconds.

[@timboblongjohn]

dude that's literally what i said lmao

[@PsychicOcean_001]

for the “would you rather lose and arm or a leg” i would choose leg because i’ve already broken my leg once so yeah

[@koop-xcie7715]

2:20 My dad is a domicile nurse, which means he goes to his patients. EVERY SINGLE NEIGHBOURHOOD IN TOWN KNOWS HIM. And I won't name it to avoid doxxing my father but we're BIG city here. When he has troubles with something, there is always a guy to come in handy. I tell you what 30 million loyal friends means 30 million helping hand, each with its own specialty. That's the dream team.

[@TigerSharkShorts]

Give me my 1.2 million lego clone troopers

[@MrMinecraft5578]

4:15, I'd of done same crime - New variety - Would you gain the ability to enter at will, but you must commit a crime to do so, If there are no crimes in the dimension, anything illegal in your state of residence. 11:45: The ability to give myself more powers > Gives self power to stop and start the musical at will.

[@Solesteam]

6:49 I have a few suggestions for his playlist....... And hey if those are his only flaws I'd be fine with an eternity of that, with all that time and immortality I can save enough money for a mansion large enough where that becomes a mild inconvenience, and the butlers will pick up the chore slack, and since I'm immortal, I wouldn't need sleep either right? It becomes just a redundant mood enchancer since I'll never fully run out of energy, just collapse occasionally at random times... may be annoying when I end up falling over in public spaces, or while in a conversation but eventually people will understand once they see my birth records exceed a century and I still look in my 30s (no sleep for that long would add an extra decade to my looks obviously.)

[@not-so-obvious_autism777]

3:04 Immortality is a curse, that’s the drawback What good is riches and good looks if you’ll outlive everything you buy and everyone who admires you and sells stuff to you

[@calvinbrinenestoris2357]

Counterpoint to the whole "Immortality is a curse" thing: If I'm living forever, then I should be around for long enough to figure out how to die anyway.

[@trainerlyra2466]

Nah I'm built different

[@not-so-obvious_autism777]

@@calvinbrinenestoris2357 perhaps 🤔

[@calvinbrinenestoris2357]

@not-so-obvious_autism777 Currently, my best idea is to throw myself into a star. Even as an immortal, it would likely disintegrate me, and then scatter my molecules within the intense heat so I cannot reform, while also keeping me trapped with the intense gravity. The sun's combustion may even cause chemical reactions in all my atoms, causing them to irreversably change elements and therefore preventing them from reforming into me even once the sun dies.

[@sikosonix901]

@@calvinbrinenestoris2357 I think this is exactly why immortality isn't a thing. It simply goes against the laws of nature. If you are immortal, then how does your body go on for ever? You live off of resources. Immortality means infinite resources, but nothing is infinite in this universe.

[@Lavenderflowergacha]

3:38 as someone who hates peanuts and enjoys walnuts this is an absolute win.

[@Captain_Timezone]

As a person who never eats any nuts (because I never tried one) I wouldn’t care

[@logansray]

6:18 this one would be better if it also had the implication of having the character you make mesh with the world you go to

[@Solesteam]

1:28 Hmmm, but what if the story has no villain? The conflict is against a concept that has no tangible nor intelligent form?

[@claudetheclaudeqc6600]

basically real life?

[@Homestuck111]

5:10 the fact that actually happened makes it more funny,

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

Get a really good lawyer and somehow they will win the case with you actively sabatouging it

[@SirToaster9330]

2:39 Fun fact: Darkseid as the power to wipe out entire multiverses by just being there and Various beings in Marvel can recreate the universe, which means that you can end and remake the multiverse multiple times

[@Mariothecatsnake]

9:27 with that much money I can just adopt

[@EliasCalatayud]

And your adopted child will have no financial problems, win win

[@CaptainRex332]

1:38 not worth it I can’t live without my joystick

[@Miaholmes4952]

10/10 would press the button again, or it if button is if then 9/10 would button press again

[@Sam-I-Am981]

I had a stroke reading this.

[@campbat5712]

your english is didn't right write you can't reed that all

[@Sam-I-Am981]

@@campbat5712 Sina ölet vaarin ja minä ölen hyvä.

[@Tmitric]

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and #%&@!£& died

[@Slavko-yh3kg]

​@@TmitricI JUST WANTED TO REPLY WITH THAT LOL

[@Solesteam]

4:25 I'm gonna change swords to swingy-shabby-point-n-stabbies for the sake of constancy.

[@staticbuilds7613]

With 30 million loyal friends you can ask each one for 2 dollars

[@no-legjohnny3691]

Problem: Even if you only take exactly one second to get a dollar from each person, and you do this for every second throughout the entire day back-to-back until you've asked everyone, it will take almost an entire year to receive a dollar from all of them. 30 mil is already enough to live comfortably for the rest of your life, why bother with all the extra chaff?

[@staticbuilds7613]

@@no-legjohnny3691 Most people work throughout the day to get $30,000 a year. Getting $30,000,000 a year is a win in my books. With unequal inflation and the cost of living in some areas $30 million is not that much anymore. Sure it works if you live a modest life away from any big cities but lets say you currently live in London?

[@MilesHeywood]

like the magic and Technology one I think it's very interesting cuz it implies that they both exist so I would be focusing on pioneering Magic

[@justenoughrandomness8989]

2:25 there are no actual downsides to picking this (well besides overthinking) so the question becomes "when will you use it?" and the answer to that question depends on the restrictions on this power more than anything else like are there any restrictions on size and mass? and more importantly are there any restrictions on powers for the stuff i can shapeshift to? cause if this one is no then i can completely destroy this whole question by giving myself probability manipulation cause now can make whatever i want have a 100% chance to happen and whatever i don't want a 0% chance

[@Rapidfire370]

Well, still, the only question is, can you use it multiple times? It said ANY, so I guess you literally can be anything doesn't matter how big

[@justenoughrandomness8989]

@@Rapidfire370 i thought that was a basic assumption, but idk if you can use it just once then i would keep it a secret until i know exactly what i want which is probably for getting probability manipulation or preventing a world ending threat depending on the other limitations (which are probably none)

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

That first one is easy to deal with cause it doesn't say your story has to be believable or consistant just keep changing the story

[@Solesteam]

2:30 I would suggest superhero, but the villains would be able to get your identity easily so that's not even an option....

[@solomoneckley640]

10:00 i’d honestly take the 11pm to 7am shift because I’m a night owl and it’s all calm and quiet and hardly anyone is there

[@has2give]

Cactus's are technically edible if prepared correctly. 7:35

[@MilesHeywood]

I'm picking great white because it's the easiest to avoid and I'm going to assume that you can avoid dying of them

[@JayBrunner-yh4pk]

0:01 thats not 1 million dollars.....

[@Solesteam]

0:10 I don't have one, so pressing the button would do absolutely nothing to change my life.

[@reginald7035]

Why was bro so lively in this😂

[@ski-mask-the-slump-god]

bro had too much fun making this

[@rdnckgrl30]

6:19 (does Spider-Man hitting the ground with a wrench meme on the button)

[@tommycoolatta6533]

3:37 I'm allergic to legumes, this is a complete win.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

1:11 *headbutts button furiously*

8:05 a horse sized duck doesn’t even stand a chance

[@Just_a_commenter]

0:23 71% were in the right. I like my alone time, I like driving, and I like not being the enemy of other countries... Those things aren't guaranteed if you're ever the president. So, Pokemon trainer it is. My only Pokemon would be a Latias. :3

[@aidenwalkup1391]

Idea: Would you press the button if: You can have your closet (or any small space with a door), transform into a teleporter that will take you to any place of your choosing (it can be in the past, future, or be from any video game or show). BUT, if anyone but you is nearby, it won't work.

[@Captain_Timezone]

13:34 “I am megatron!”

[@aidenwalkup1391]

I would take the tank, who wouldn't?

[@jprodboss]

“Listen, I don’t know how I stole the BILLION DOLLARS, but I did.” “Ok, whatever.”

[@shlingusdingus4174]

1:21 I took a Human Sexuality class in college, and there is scientific evidence behind having better sex with a person you genuinely love and care about rather than someone you don't, or have just met. The concept of love or emotional attraction and lust, which is physical attraction go together. So this would you rather, ultimately, is not worth it.

[@EdinoRemerido]

Couldn't find any scientific article about that, literally all the answers were rather subjective. And you can't trust studies with unknown variables, since they can be biased.

[@shlingusdingus4174]

@EdinoRemerido We had to read a book/article about this exact topic that's likely exclusive to the college course. That's probably why you couldn't find it. I can try and look for it myself, although I can't recall the title.

[@Just_a_Spyder]

6:12 animators and fanfic writers: "yeah this is big brain time"

[@badmusicproducer_offical]

14:12 *SLAMS*

[@leyrua]

6:12 twist: it's the _Dark Souls_ character creation menu. "Why do they all look so goddamn _constipated?!"_ 🤣

[@medea5235]

5:36 I’m both 🥰

[@cmccann5043]

Wrong emoji or wrong timestamp

[@medea5235]

@@cmccann5043 no I meant both

[@mannilegends5287]

10:53 one word: warhammer

[@rhyusbrand8311]

2:52 I will enter a fantasy reality where Hungary never, ever, EVER lost their 1914 borders and became a bastion of American Constitutional Republicanism.

[@richarddalessandro8527]

8:52 I'm stealing every light bulb in the house, and if the victim buys new light bulbs, then I will come back to take the new ones

[@audreybsullivan84]

1:01 SWEET HOME ALABA-

[@michaelbowman5807]

Would you rather be a god of your own world, but you can't do the dead ever again

[@Super--Paper--Fox]

yes

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

14:21 Better hope there isn't an E-Sports league for your favorite game.

[@Joetino]

3:44 People who are allergic to peanuts: I see this as an absolute win!

[@luisleongaming1776]

4:35 Blue door. Go back to early 2010s. Fix mistakes. Buy bitcoin. Boom, we got both.

[@ForsakenAxiom]

Literally my thinking.

[@thelosts9940]

Also you could go through the Red door after having gone through the blue if that were to be perceived as a mistake by you

[@Rapidfire370]

​@@thelosts9940but then it would've been like if you didn't do it, it's better to just buy bitcoin with all of your money

[@CompactStar]

1:51 Me who has no friends: I see this as an absolute win.

[@varietygamer1839]

1:35 thats just 99% for a W and 1% for a bigger W

[@MarcelKędziora-w7r]

**presses button 100 times and both gets $99 million and becomes adorable**

[@5q1d87]

Egg

[@5q1d87]

Egg​@@MarcelKędziora-w7r

[@varietygamer1839]

@@MarcelKędziora-w7r LOL FR

[@4leafzilla312]

11:00 I can’t decide between the bottom two.

[@Hyperlaser_Merc]

12:00 The frog because the IRS is gonna suspect that I commited Tax Evasion.

[@has2give]

me whos never met my dad: 0:15

[@ZPokemonfanA]

2:25 I actually thought of something similar. You can shapeshift into anything, but once you shapeshift out of it you can never go back to it. Your original form is excluded from it.

[@jaiden768]

6:12 Y E S

[@TimoteoAguirre-f9q]

2:19 here's what the f**k you're gonna do with 30 million loyal friends, you ask each to give you 2 dollars

[@ImPerroni]

I love gd cologne

[@jameslangan6127]

I love gd cologne

[@Sonic_Scd]

Nice

[@Pseudoslotter]

I love gd colon

[@Luxumbourg]

I HATE DG FRANKFURT

[@Emberson-9000]

I'd have a whole elaborate setup with flipping pool tables and dioramas like in Goldfinger to explain where my money came from.

[@Allizack.]

10:48 Portal fans: 💀