Surviving a school day is like surviving thousands of bodybuilders.
@LunesLunacy24 күн бұрын
I was told by a former student that they were given a zero because they got every math question right because they thought they were cheating. The student is a valedictorian from their old school.
@Santikle24 күн бұрын
thats actually crazy
@joshplayzgamingpetsandcode205221 күн бұрын
That actually insane
@Bendyman0916 күн бұрын
thats actually stupid
@MeatholSupreme8 күн бұрын
This is what I’m afraid of on exams and that’s why I answer a couple of questions wrong
@rubychick864 күн бұрын
If the person did the exam fast it's credible why he got a zero
@thejadedxyz24 күн бұрын
8:01 triggered me cuz the teacher is STUPID. The student was not asked who ate more pizza, he was asked how Marty was able to more pizza while only having eaten 4/6 of the pizza. The student is correct there.
@imjusthere26722 күн бұрын
agree
@freyacarney932417 күн бұрын
Yes we're they marked wrong bc that has been on a test for me and I got it right answer that different names but same thing
@redeagle724623 күн бұрын
Teachers: "You're not going to walk around with calculators in our pockets" Also teachers looking for the 16 year old who walks around with a pen, paper and a ruler, with a diagram of a triangle that some random guy needs to find the area of
@joshplayzgamingpetsandcode205221 күн бұрын
This is literally something that my teacher last year said “You guys can’t complain about homework because all you do is go home and play video games” 1 we have sports 2 family time 3 eating That all takes about 4 to 6 hours So no, that’s not ‘all we do’
@medusathedecepticon20 күн бұрын
4 chores
@ThatWeirdTherianPerson14 күн бұрын
5 THE ACTUAL HOMEWORK??
@Louisthemarmot14 күн бұрын
I swear teacher share video games so much Probably because they grew up without them
@Dragonmongamer13 күн бұрын
And that’s not even the half of it, like part time jobs, studying, and other stuff.
@denkisupremacy7 күн бұрын
religious stuff like church, mosque, etc too
@andreacooke3923 күн бұрын
I usually get good grades and all the teachers are like "she is the most reliable student here" no girly, i just have a minor heartattack the day its due and scribble/type it down as fast as i possibly can all while trying to be cool about it
@UnluckyWh0re24 күн бұрын
VaazkL: "I loved group projects!" He's clearly not an introvert
@FlynnNinja17 күн бұрын
1:31 THIS BRINGS BACK I SURVIVED BOOK MEMORIES DUDE
@Flora._.Idi0t11 күн бұрын
OH MY GOD A WHOLE NEW GENRE OD MEMORIES JUST GOT UNLOCKED
@ProApollo13 күн бұрын
18:10, the “They looked like they’re 25!” took me out. 😂 I love his added commentary; it makes the videos so much more entertaining. ❤
@miraculouslymary294724 күн бұрын
14:30 Therapist: American Vaazkl can't hurt you, he's not real. American Vaazkl:
@SantiagoCardona-c6n15 күн бұрын
That is something I will never forget for as long as I live: Bri’ish people speaking American (no offense Vaz)
@alstillplays24 күн бұрын
Don't forget "who asked"
@PinguGtag24 күн бұрын
true
@Redhexagon12424 күн бұрын
True
@Mya.Xoxo1424 күн бұрын
Nah for us it’s “who” and then they pause “asked”
@Henyahyah24 күн бұрын
lol I like your pfp
@Antoronyx_24 күн бұрын
Nah cry about it is goated
@braunschweig-mapping-0124 күн бұрын
9:53, in our school we joke about how even our corrupt politicians would die of heart attack when they find about the school corruption
@owentill17 күн бұрын
10:56, this meme is literally me. Like I actually have cried in maths class before… and I get top grades in it 😭
@0iqben8556 күн бұрын
I've cried over math homework before, and I also get top grades 🥲
@owentill6 күн бұрын
@ dude I cried to the teacher in the lesson, my humiliation knows no bounds 😭😔
@AnaraetheDerg24 күн бұрын
1:23 One colour for every science. Green for Biology Yellow for Chemistry. Red for Physics. (For me) Edit: Thanks Vaz. You started a war in your own comments section. Now that's entertainment!
@dr3amw4lkingr4bb1t24 күн бұрын
How did you associate yellow with chemistry? (;´Д⊂)
@Bupboy24 күн бұрын
Or you can be me and have 2 blue and 2 green notebooks, only using 1, and having no color associate with any subject
@dr3amw4lkingr4bb1t24 күн бұрын
@@Bupboy Is that the case? I've never heard of people who don't associate words with specific colors ( •͈૦•͈ ) /gen
@defecticon900024 күн бұрын
Bio and chem can both be green honestly, but math will always be blue My physics notebook is black
@Waffee1424 күн бұрын
@@defecticon9000 I always considered math to red
@ShantanRepublicOfficial789323 күн бұрын
1:23 Alright let me get the facts straight. Math is blue, English is red, Science is green, Social Studies is yellow. I don't care what you say, these are the official colours, deal with it.
@wavemaster4073 күн бұрын
Math blue and Science green seems right. English and Social Studies should either be yellow or red, but you can obviously use different colors if you want.
@yourlocal_YT22 күн бұрын
40 minutes of break would be like a miracle at my school, the day is almost 9 hours and we get less than 5 minutes of break.
@JAProductions49413 күн бұрын
That should be illegal Either you’re exaggerating or your school needs to be looked into because the law requires breaks longer than 5 minutes especially for such a long day
@squirtle7478 күн бұрын
Where do you go to school?
@BobBurgers123416 күн бұрын
5:42 I Iove how he wrote his name as Super Churros on the top, I would give him another + for that!
@Fedoraman_dan24 күн бұрын
oh yeah today I got a lunch detention for Monday just because i flipped a bottle cap in lunch, The guy who was calling our tables told me to come to him (No pun intended) and I went to him and he said, whats your name, so i told him his name and he said, you have a lunch detention, bye bye. What is wrong with my school
@spartanbeast357524 күн бұрын
Once in 9th grade the whole class got detention from the English teacher cuz they were too loud during English class, but I skipped the detention, and after it was over, one guy told me that some dude told the teacher I didn't show up to the detention, but she was like "oh that's ok, he wasn't making trouble during class anyways, it's ok for him to have skipped it". Welcome to my school life tales of a goody-two-shoes, lol.
@Fedoraman_dan24 күн бұрын
@@spartanbeast3575 dang, kind of wild. That reminds me of the time where the same guy said we would not be seeing some people at the table tomorrow, but the next day everyone was there, I don't know if he was lying or his brain discombobulated
@creature_akamyeye11 күн бұрын
One time in 4th grade a kid almost made the whole class owe our lunch recess because they threw an eraser across the room… for the 3rd time. The same kid who threw the eraser had thrown it 2 times before. Thats my class (not my whole school, at least).
@Fedoraman_dan11 күн бұрын
@@creature_akamyeye Dang
@prime.at4814Күн бұрын
1:56 OH GOOD LORD THAT 💩 WAS SO ANGERING WHEN IT HAPPENED TO ME!
@BlueHighlighter-ew8qd24 күн бұрын
English: Everything's abbreviated and shortened these days History: It's all in the past, just focus on the present Science: Coke + Mentos is all we need Math: *_CALCULATORS_*
@DysfunctionalOperator--zt5ml24 күн бұрын
1:25 Which ever subject was my favorite would get the folder that was my favorite color. Science was my favorite so it got green
@SlapBattlesArsenic24 күн бұрын
9:18 didnt you hear about that one guy who said he invented the toaster
@BlueTigerrrZZZ7 күн бұрын
Everybody knows science is green. Even my science teacher confirmed it.
@Youraveragecommenter4524 күн бұрын
8:46 bro i wouldpick the orange one since i could fr sleep with an entire dictionary and algebra book by my side
@FlutterBye-z5s21 күн бұрын
Same
@CharlieAnderson-o7e17 күн бұрын
Science is green folder gang 👇👇
@Clandestine58911 күн бұрын
Ello
@Flora._.Idi0t11 күн бұрын
Green folder all the way !!
@Morrismini19 күн бұрын
Green folder is science
@Mangootango9 күн бұрын
M E
@handdrawnoddish77449 күн бұрын
Greenies
@sansalphawolf329324 күн бұрын
3:34 as a janitor I wish it was the floor rather than all over the windos and even on the fucking ceiling
@WindyCopperGD21 күн бұрын
6:58 WTF I LITERALLY DO THIS EVERY TIME
@Bread40324 күн бұрын
14:29: “gotta look sha®️p”
@ErikIsHalloween16 күн бұрын
14:21 My keyboarding teacher always says "Oh dang!" after a student says something 'scandalous' or surprising so now anyone who ever has his classes says randomly in the same tone as the teacher's "Oh dang!"
@katyarredondo-angeles451024 күн бұрын
I love how occasionally he changes his voice
@YazzzisWorld24 күн бұрын
REAL THAT WAS SPOT ON
@ultra934911 күн бұрын
8:48 there are 3 possible answers as i’m a musician Top left just write down my music and then i have the entire piece memorized in 10 minutes Bottom left, makes tests easier Bottom right, laughs in $130 book for elementary piano class
@JoshuaPiggy24 күн бұрын
3:54 I STILL GET THAT AND ITS ACTUALLY GOOD
@BlueHighlighter-ew8qd24 күн бұрын
0:03 I had a school assembly which had REAL VETERANS have REAL GUNS (m1 Garands are very shiny, wow) on VETERANS DAY
@AlexTheLegendary9 күн бұрын
17:21 There is no way you called a parrot a chicken 💀
@Scragui24 күн бұрын
1:23 green goes more with nature vibes
@edwardthesecond437323 күн бұрын
Green is my instinct option
@LunaticLacewing23 күн бұрын
IMHO, physics is black, chemistry is yellow, biology is green, and the rest gets to pic from leftovers
@minecraftsteve61021 күн бұрын
Yeah but blue more space like
@goldenapple2721 күн бұрын
blue for english, green for math, orange for science because instinctively it feels right
@Mono-.-.-20 күн бұрын
I use purple because I chose my science folder last.
@SlapBattlesArsenic24 күн бұрын
I Hate Describing Myself
@Lgwasherfan562324 күн бұрын
I remember one time someone annoying said "it was a mistake" and my comeback was "you're the mistake!"
@Xx_AutisticKid_xX24 күн бұрын
*KOKUSEN!!!* ahh response
@SlapBattlesArsenic24 күн бұрын
17:20 my middle school teachers described high school like this but 100x worse
@ConfusedTurtle-467 күн бұрын
16:17 I heard that if you want to rank up in the military you have to earn college credits. Henceforth, if you are in the military, you're probably smarter than most people who JUST go to college, like Miley here.
@Sam-jp6oo24 күн бұрын
7:13 I didn’t get that at first, but it makes sense now
@Onyx4132 күн бұрын
Whenever I’m being bullied or anything similar to that, I have two weapons; my extreme sassiness and my ability to completely ignore people.
@Alternate-H123_2224 күн бұрын
8:37 red green and blue are so tempting
@matahugu867524 күн бұрын
3:56 I JUST HAD THIS FOR LUNCH AND IT LOOKED THE SAME WAHT THE HELL
@Ninoobiblue7 күн бұрын
I'm scared to be in high school
@DuckMan-w3c24 күн бұрын
7:13 where did the other 20% go 😭
@toadneptune214020 күн бұрын
That’s the joke
@orboffical24 күн бұрын
0:18 my school has the EXACT same calculators
@_helloshenanigans24 күн бұрын
same lol
@Botwspeedrun24 күн бұрын
same i think its the us standard or something
@oliverwaynechang309824 күн бұрын
SAME LOL
@TheFoilTriangle24 күн бұрын
Thank you, VaazkL, I've been having a rough day...thank you for existing
@arthursoaresrodrigues476611 күн бұрын
1:23 there's a lot of comments saying green but I made my science folder yellow
@mselcseventing3 күн бұрын
My science folder is either red or yellow
@AtarahDerek14 күн бұрын
Chemistry teachers are fun. Mine was a riot.
@tamahagane170010 күн бұрын
1:07 Them Floridians
@NATER-TAINMENT24 күн бұрын
14:36 YOUR NAME IS JOHNNY???
@escchristian59324 күн бұрын
4:49 A friend of mine literally blew a frog up with a cigarette once.
@terrariapro14724 күн бұрын
i need to know how he did this
@escchristian59324 күн бұрын
@@terrariapro147 Apparently she just put the cigarette in the poor frog's mouth and it went boom. Don't ask me🤷♂
@terrariapro14724 күн бұрын
@ i think it could be something about the oil on the frogs skin, could’ve been flammable
@Venti-o7e24 күн бұрын
0:04 my school says always cut your nails Me and my friendn: *doesn't cut our nails*
@spartanbeast357524 күн бұрын
School: cut your hair properly and have a generic hairstyle Me: grows my hair out like Luka Modric Student council president: Grows out his hair on the top while close-cropping it on the sides, then dyes it light brown School: One's a goody-two-shoes nerd and the other is a student council president, let's just ignore their hair
@Venti-o7e24 күн бұрын
@mcdonaldsnilouimnotsure 𝕟𝕠
@Peter-o3o17 күн бұрын
6:21 IM THAT ONE GUY 😭🙏
@Slayerhang7 күн бұрын
Math is red👇 Science is green👇 Ella is blue👇 History is yellow👇
@anonygrazer3234Күн бұрын
0:54 Student: gets bullied School: puts up "no bullying" sign Two weeks ago I had to contact a grandkid's school because they'd been bullied in class, in front of the teacher, by a student.......the very first day of "End All Bullying" week.
@LionaVictoriaWibisono14 күн бұрын
Once i had to wrok on a project with 3 boys and whenever they were anoying other students they blamed me and made me do more work.
@pixl_xip24 күн бұрын
Watching this with 5 late assignments to do
@MyChannel_has_Only1_HAPPYVideo23 күн бұрын
1:22 Still sticking stickers on my laptop even though I’m not in college anymore... Guess some habits just don’t graduate!
@Lex-ds2pi13 күн бұрын
I'm graduated from school and I LOVE stickers! And also I like writing in journals. I just personally find it organized. I don't understand why someone would judge based on that.
@YungTang-ri9rk20 күн бұрын
Me reading this when I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't revised:
@probablyzeke601424 күн бұрын
My senior year of highschool I wrote about a knife that makes you kill people and eat their hearts for my creative writing assignment. I was fully expecting to be sent to the counselor, but instead I got the English distinction award when I graduated.
@daily-taxaid24 күн бұрын
1:58 has happened to me, best 3 days of my life were after
@KrooKisgunning24 күн бұрын
VaazKL WHERE DO you get your memes from
@NGUYENVANMINHHIEU-h8l18 күн бұрын
0:03 I thought that nobody is going to understand the existence of that weapon is for 😭😭😭
@Obsidiar24 күн бұрын
Whole video: “Fax bro”
@Zwijger24 күн бұрын
Actually math teachers like it when you use a different method to get the right answer, in my experience at least. Not that I did that in high school, but they did like it when someone did.
@Immdumb24 күн бұрын
0:59 That's the kinda crap I'd get caught doing.
@JamesTiernan-fx3to8 күн бұрын
2:11 This is so true😭
@BlueHighlighter-ew8qd24 күн бұрын
0:30 "Ever heard of something called a pauldron? Heard it's quite the protection"
@jonathanconsumerofcement24 күн бұрын
1:23 for me I like green as my science folder
@IMakeUnitaleThings24 күн бұрын
This is corrext
@Justarandomperson-t1b21 күн бұрын
This is the only good meme channel left
@BlueHighlighter-ew8qd24 күн бұрын
4:49 The French: "Maintenant nous cuisinons"
@BlueHighlighter-ew8qd24 күн бұрын
(It's supposed to be "Now we're cooking" but google translate sucks)
@ConfusedTurtle-467 күн бұрын
bro they BANNED cool math games in like all public schools across America lmaooooo. (at least in mine)
@mihaleben605124 күн бұрын
0:35 HOW IS BRO HOLDING THAT
@brightwarrior291024 күн бұрын
1:05 My guess is he's an artist trying to learn how to draw broccoli.
@Tina-rb4hl6 күн бұрын
Bro, high school is draining and depressing (if you just started but more fulfilling towards the end in your senior year (me) but you still have three years to go if your a freshman and those three years are hell) Also 7:48 relatable for me an introvert, I hate people, i hate conversing with them up close and in person, just give me a phone or computer with McDonald's/Sonic and i'll be happy the rest of the day. 11:44 that is not how it is at my school, the bus seats are just gray and hard as hell, its worse if you hit 'em cause there's a piece of metal in the middle of leather and hard foam. Mississippi school budget sucks, and we have to wear uniforms, no hoodies unless they have a zipper, no crocs, no headphones(bluetooth), no nose rings/earrings, and you have to pay $2 goddamn dollars to wear bluejeans, yeah no i'm keepin my money to spend on MLP, FNAF, and MHA products
@mimi357024 күн бұрын
Can someone explain the candice one at 5:00?
@DöwranAnnagylyjow-i5q24 күн бұрын
I need explanation too
@nonameTimeFile12 күн бұрын
Yeah he was bout to say "can dis (pee pee) fit in yo mouth", stupid joke
@Vortex047076 күн бұрын
Sry if I’m a bit late but the punchline is “can deez nuts fit in your mouths”
@WaffleBunsGaming24 күн бұрын
1:24 Green (or blue)
@ThreeXKrazie0324 күн бұрын
Blue is social studies all the way, but green (or purple) for science
@goodie2goodie124 күн бұрын
Yellow
@BlueHighlighter-ew8qd24 күн бұрын
13:47 Men: Lightsaber Children: Sword Legend: Knife Ultra Legend: "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."
@Lidcats24 күн бұрын
Women: Lightsaber
@CMZballofficial_jetedits21 күн бұрын
10:36 This is actually very true, a kid at my old school (who was extremely rich) always thought he was like that. I don’t know why, it was the “cool” thing then I guess.
@JFBean22 күн бұрын
“Bro they looked like they were twenny fiiiiivvee!” -Vaakzl 2024
@attackinggeese6 күн бұрын
8:36 I'm definetely choosing silence a classmate bc at least one person is talking excesssively in every single class
@keeghanGamingRBLX24 күн бұрын
People go to the military to afford college.
@elenadzyadevich28533 күн бұрын
POV: school makes u so afraid of the next year and the next year does the same
@Seeeeeeeeth-48024 күн бұрын
Brothers prepare for the SKELETON WARS!
@Krystlgaming24 күн бұрын
I hated health class, it was torture
@ultra934911 күн бұрын
Bro i was the first semester freshie at a music school who did 3 extra ensembles, 1 of which i was principal percussionist for so i mapped out the instrument set up and had to own every aux instrument I also was in 4 normal ensembles I accepted to do a debut performance for a duet that was at my level Had juries to play Played for the studio 4x the required amount Played at a concert at my old school on an alternate instrument Learned how to use electronic instruments for a performance Procrastinated EVERYTHING Went to PASIC on the other side of the country Did a couple extra performances here and there Btw this was my first semester of college so i also had to get into the swing of things for college and had no choice in schedule so i had an 8am class and up to 7 hours of class time
@aussiebox24 күн бұрын
it's kinda sad that wearing glasses makes you a nerd...
@GabeArson24 күн бұрын
0:58 I do this, it’s called “broccoliphilia” except I don’t have broccoliphilia and I zoom in on other images
@Kawf._.is-trash24 күн бұрын
New vazzkl lore
@Ender_night_17-vz1nk24 күн бұрын
I liked listening to him talk about his life
@THEARCHY_EXPUNGED9 күн бұрын
Listen here, you never forget the gay boys in middle school, it’s happened to me twice when I take a piss in the stall
@Luggisyes5 күн бұрын
Just got an add for fighting cancer with radiation
@billreed275024 күн бұрын
16:51 But the other students threw them at me. That makes them mine now.
@Aimz36024 күн бұрын
We had a math teacher who did magic tricks. You were damn lucky if you had him as a teacher and one year I did. We badgered him every lesson. My school implimented a 2 week timetable, one week was one schedual, week 2 was another and it alternated. Out of maths, english and science (science was split up into physics, biology and chemistry), out of 10 days I had maths for 9 days- 2 extra lessons more than english and science. Thank fudge that was back in 2004-2005.
@williamhenryvandeco287911 күн бұрын
14:20 actually once i made a school meme, we was gardening and i took a shovel full of dirt and was like "take a bite, of some parasite, it will be tasty weather you like it or not" and that became a meme
@ABadButSadBoi17 сағат бұрын
3:26 YES it’s one of THE BEST classes (Agriculture)
@Woodchapa-o2i24 күн бұрын
Bro should be a voice actor
@S.D.32313 күн бұрын
I feel like they should ask teachers if they care about people being bullied before hiring them because apparently a lot of them statistically dont uhh care at all