Memes That Make You Hol' Up

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[@Lisandromartinez333]

Alright I’ll do it Edit:I didn’t do it lol

[@shmavian]

Snake memes or rodent memes

[@SuperProbablyLvl]

day 15 of asking for geometry dash memes

[@Kittycat69420]

Plane memes 2

[@acknant9863]

day 6 of oddly specific

[@The.Quiet.Kid.]

If people tried to free a serial killer because he was ‘too cute’, then using that logic, I’d get the death penalty for jaywalking.

[@yeeteater51]

RIP 💀💀

[@PvPlex]

Nah pretty boys for life🖐

[@AhmedAlmohamed-u2y]

by that logic, itwould be 1 second for you of prison for nuking korea in korea(:

[@susancreature]

they would never take you alive so thats good tho

[@kieranmcginley1262]

​@@AhmedAlmohamed-u2yAren't most Koreans ugly tho?

[@RuUu-xe]

Just because you did it, doesn't mean you're guilty will be my new favourite line.

[@Lisandromartinez333]

Fr lol😊

[@Lisandromartinez333]

So guys I did it do a orphanage and I said this quote they still told me *5000 years in prison*

[@_StarlightRose_]

Funny enough, that is how the legal system works

[@Lisandromartinez333]

@@_StarlightRose_really

[@_StarlightRose_]

@@Lisandromartinez333 yep, you're not guilty unless they can prove you did it And if they find someone else guilty, you are innocent even though you did it

[@Blah5641]

Finally, hol'up memes that aren't ruined by a text to speech voice

[@tibby4503]

This guy is like if a tts voice had a personality.

[@RealbluesparkFN]

Accurate

[@tisisajay]

Holup

[@Lisandromartinez333]

Fr

[@Thorowitz]

he talks like a text to speech voice

[@04cassius-jake]

10:58 i like how pissed of he is, that's probably the most ammount of emotion he's ever shown

[@paulinelol3930]

I loved that part lol

[@Straykidssecondfather]

Lol same

[@SomeoneIsDrawing]

I started tearing up when I noticed the mistake

[@DustinHarrisonCat]

He sounds slightly more energetic now.

[@paulinelol3930]

Ye ikr

[@Evil_Drake]

Yes

[@Voids_Enigma]

10:58

[@nobodyfromnowwhere7510]

0:00 That's a genuine legal defense, it's called jury nullification. You basically argue that even though the defendant did the crime, he had a good enough reason, or the circumstances mean he doesn't deserve to be punished for it. Like when a dad walks in on his kid being molested and murders them on the spot, things like that.

[@yaywippee]

best dad i've heard of ngl

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

​​@@yaywippeeThat actually reminds me, a couple of dads have done that. One was molesting the fathers 11 year old son, while on transit to court, the father shot him in the head, yes, there's footage. The other one I know of was a 5 year old girl, and when the father found out, he beat the molester to death. Both were let off, as the court declared they weren't a threat to other people. Aka, they had an actual reason. Quick edit: yes, it is satisfying to hear these cases 😊

[@yaywippee]

@@F.R.E.D.D2986 hearing about this makes me unexplainably happy

[@lynxii3234]

omg i read it as "dad molesting his kid" omg omfg

[@Sizdothyx]

"Members of the jury, if the plaintiff truly didn't consent to every bone in his body shattered, his ability to eat reduced to mushed vitamins in the form of a paste through a straw and the sight of his right eye, would he not have chosen to forego attempting to sexually assault my client's wife in her office? Defense rests."

[@greenkitty1]

9:45 "by any standards, it was a work of superlative genius, showing a complete and absolute mastery of human affairs." I think thats pretty good

[@everyonesplace1267]

mine was uhhhh “And the bottle of arsenic in my vanity.”

[@JuliaMcDermott-os5pu]

Mine is “ when asked about the rival canonical approach, seen by many as the rightful heir of wheeler philosophy of quantizing geometry” makes sense cuz I’m 13 and aro&ace

[@BC-cf9uc]

Mine is The President says, "George, I'm sorry but tens of millions must die." Im reading Atomic Habits by James Clear

[@Myexistenceisirrelivant-]

Mine said: ' "What did that mean?" ' I thank Hermione for such wisdom, she truly does have such amazing words on my love life. 😌

[@mtejaswini1989]

Mine was ' Argentina, Australia, Austria and India are some examples of federal government'

[@SCoolBoyYT]

9:39 “And put it at risk, every good thing she has done for you has been cancelled out by every bad thing she has done to you.

[@suneelmoses3226]

You can see the terror in his eyes on the thumbnail. with all his soul and being he would rather stay in prison than get caught by those thirsty bastards

[@LexieMay-co2dv]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Joe_blow121]

I’m sure his fellow inmates will also find him very cute 😘

[@Shoelaaaace]

@@Joe_blow121 JAIL 💀

[@Joe_blow121]

@@theclumsyyme oh yeah i’m the weirdo and not the thot who’s simping over a murderer 🤡

[@theclumsyyme]

@@Joe_blow121 oh I am really sorry i couldn’t get your sarcasm. Extremely sorry! 😅❤️❤️ yeah those people are mentally unstable to simp over a criminal coz he's "TOO CUTE!" 💀💀💀

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

"Just because you did it, doesn't mean you're guilty" BRB gonna burn down an orphanage.

[@mastermind-2011]

You ain't guilty

[@ericstrumski9787]

It was actually the orphan’s fault for being there in the first place

[@Seungmins_lefttoe]

Dw the police will tell their parents about the loss Oops they don’t have any

[@lynxii3234]

for some reason i find his voice is soothing but he also makes the memes funny at the same time

[@charlescalvin4657]

You know you're lazy when even the fitness app gave up on you💀💀💀

[@charlescalvin4657]

0:34

[@M1N1molo]

5:13 Lmfao shaq looks like hes about to release his wrath💀💀 Bro done had enough💀

[@Sylveon2589]

15:14 I appreciate a good salmon run joke

[@youseinokiri]

i was playing literally playing splatoon when i saw this meme

[@EpicGhostDude]

By using the logic of them trying to free him because of him being "too cute" then i'd get either a life sentence or a death penalty because of littering

[@kjn3350]

Page 206 of Steppenwolf: You would be checked and blinded at every turn by what you are pleased to call your personality. It's depressing how accurate that random sentence is in every way...

[@Chrisspru]

zombies and mumies are slightly different: zombies are fresh or fermented, mummies are pickled & dried.

[@zycloack8124]

Ah yes, may I have 1 fresh human and one dried human pls.

[@Chrisspru]

@@zycloack8124 *you get a freshly infected zombie and a mummy*

[@smorrow]

The shrek being 3D printed makes it so much funnier for some reason

[@vanitythenolife]

9:44 ‘No.’ Explains it very well 10/10

[@maryamshaaban74]

Remember kids: in court, it doesn't matter what the truth is, what matters is how much of it you can prove.

[@Plumjet09]

9:44 Escalators may be designed to give you potential energy, but with the help of some simple mechanisms, you can make the escalator give you electrical energy.

[@LesbianKimDokja]

As someone that turned into a hol’ up after watching this, I can confirm these made me hol’ up

[@KitKatBanana]

9:45 I picked up the three books closest to me. Closest: "I listened to my heart throbbing, the pulsing of blood in my neck" 2nd Closest: "You picked the wrong pig by the tail." 3rd Closest: "Nein."

[@japanpanda2179]

7:43 "The trouble with senators..." Very true.

[@HiHowRYa22]

9:45 stepping carefully over the road that separated these books from the rest of the library he held up his lamp to read the titles -Harry Potter and the sorcerer's Stone lol

[@cact-ow3771]

9:43 “Gregor Mendel’s experiments show how inherited characteristics can skip a generation, suggesting the action of “particles” later known as genes.”

[@frostyhannah]

"Did you say bride?" 9:45 I don't think I'm getting married any time soon but this line was from Percy Jackson: The Sea of Monsters.

[@ImGoingSl1ghtlyMad]

i got Percy Jackson and the gods of Olympus (other language so the tile might be off) and mine was " She changed herself into a cloud of salt water vapor and sped towards the sea, where she found Briares the hundred-handed." Dam idk what Im doing but that wild

[@frostyhannah]

@@ImGoingSl1ghtlyMad 🤣

[@SMILEYFACE3412]

LOLLL which godly parent is your father if you had to pick??

[@frostyhannah]

@@SMILEYFACE3412 Hades 😆

[@SMILEYFACE3412]

@@frostyhannah SSAAMMEE

[@endarus6053]

8:06 that ending hit me like a flashbang.

[@LE_TXTAFIM]

When I go somewhere the first thing I’m going to say to someone is “ just because you did it doesn’t mean your guilty “

[@KokichiAndNagitosCombinedMinds]

9:46 'Poe serves the most beautiful-looking lobster pasta dish I have ever seen, garnished with basil leaves and fresh parmesean and even truffles!' How the fuck does that describe a love life

[@Hackercat77]

9:47 the book is "Inside Microsoft SQL Server 2005" the explanation : SELECT* FROM x WHERE NOT EXISTS I find this troubling on many levels...

[@kale7029]

9:39 i picked up a book closest to me, skipped to page 206, and it says " The view was okay, but if there's anything I like less than a confined space. it's a confined space six hundred feet in the air ". IM DEAD

[@lrjxbox1574]

Sounds like a Percy Jackson quote ngl

[@jettywettywoo]

ive been under the weather so ive been binging for 4 hours straight

[@Coconut-kun]

1:31 is literally the definition of 'skill issue'

[@Dancing_DP]

Last word before your head explodes "do I detect a... SKILL ISSUE?!??!?!??!!.!!!?!?! 1!! 1? 1!

[@TheOneTheOnlyShadowedWCUE]

​@@Dancing_DPthat makes zero sense

[@charliedaanim4]

​@@TheOneTheOnlyShadowedWCUE what makes no sense? The comment or that sans is working for the SCP foundation

[@matrioszko]

these memes where so suspicious i started to say hold' down

[@eeshalx]

5:49 did no one notice the rock's 3rd hand 💀

[@Teejay735]

AI art be like that at times😂

[@issasamh2683]

9:40 "you have no special qualifications" the return of the native by thomas hardy😭😭

[@SpookyBarlo]

The first sentence of page 206 in the book closest to me is "the oscillations of the eerie screeching note"

[@SMILEYFACE3412]

9:46 He was a key player in the revision of RAF and US Air Force Tactics, commanding the Tangmere wing of three squadrons as they prowled over the Channel looking for the enemy.

[@_StarlightRose_]

1:32 welcome to Sword Art Online. If your hp reaches zero, the NerveGear headSet will fire a dense microwave signal into your skull, destroying your brain and ending your life.

[@Froggy-scales]

nah that grindr one was crazy

[@SeanBean-lm3ot]

9:43 'she was ready to kill someone to protect him'

[@georgeridden1705]

What book? WHAT BOOK!?

[@sluglife9520]

Page 206: ”When does he arrive?”

[@Lisandromartinez333]

4:47 NAHH this wilding💀

[@PokePullsDaily]

9:47 He was devestated by what just happened. IM CRYING

[@cheetomaster7982]

0:35 Literally me and my friend last night. He held a funeral for me then "dissected" my body afterwards

[@Ace_Black-321]

watching serial killer documentary: Grandpa: that’s not how it happened Grandchild :😃

[@mrwininger]

7:56 "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

[@meez.cooler]

did the 'flip to pg 206' thing and its my history textbook. sentence was; 'resistance to slavery grew'

[@triakshkapoor7530]

0:07 he understands that the rations will see a cut

[@Jayce.M.K017]

1:54 *halo 3 ODST smooth jazz intesifies*

[@SlayingtheGloom]

10:57 I finally spotted it! It's the smudge on the "4" dice next to you.

[@Oscribus]

you _know_ the meme is bad when Vaaz gets offended.

[@LexieMay-co2dv]

No, there is a 4 in the 5's column

[@TodayYearsOldReal]

I barely laugh out loud at meme videos. But this one made me laugh, good job

[@glockenwise]

9:40 "The table lists the number of members in each section of the choir." - Fundamentales of Math second edition

[@eclipse2257]

I think its a ‘the world (table is ur otster’ idea

[@BooneMartinson]

9:43 The antonym of assent is dissent; its homophone is ascent, "the act of climbing or ascending." That's pretty good for a grammar book if you ask me.

[@TheBigGlober68]

"I mean he did kill a family of six but I swear he ain't guilty" Larry L Archie 2023

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

17:14 The reason why it's so fun is because English is just Dutch with some French in it. Making it remarkably similar, yet differant all the same.

[@Skibidisigmafrfr]

9:38 "yet stonefur's skills had not deserted him" idk either, yes it is warrior cats:the darkest hour.

[@Lil_Paper_towel]

I let my phone complete “Woman are” and it said “Woman areola”

[@icyxkiller]

The one with the bus moving and then there's just a pic of Snape before he dies made me say hol' up, wait a minute... something ain't right.

[@R3NL0R]

9:47 “Caught me off guard, and looked at him like he was crazy.” I mean, not wrong

[@_Noamm]

6:56 I eat kosher and I still thought that was ham 😂

[@Aki_CatLover179]

19:04 Crazy, I Thought It Was Gonna Be That They Gave Her New Ones

[@mewity]

"this is just FUCKING rude" best line ever

[@acceber0]

Now I know who to call even if I did it, like my lawyer said "just because you did it don't mean your guilty" :)

[@cat_sandwich]

15:30 that took me off guard 😂

[@mokshiweasley2781]

9:44 Mine's 'forgetting exactly what i'm doing' 🤣🤣

[@ChozoSR388]

Nike is not said like "Mike", it's "Naiki", the shoe is literally named after Nike, the Greek goddess of Victory.

[@Gamer_Lizard_68]

5:36 DAMN IT SETHSLY YOU ARE BLOWING OUR COVER.

[@Thejuicemerchant]

1:14 as a Hispanic yes indeed youve just summoned our wrath

[@Kylie-h0613]

The “cute” serial killer kinda looks like Harvey from Korean Englishman

[@wingidon]

9:38 The closest book to me was a recent Ripley's Believe It Or Not book, and flipping to Page 206, the first sentence is "Canopy Cone - Peeking above the treetops of Gisselfeld Klosters forest in Denmark you'll find a strange structure that looks a bit like a giant ice cream cone!" What does this mean?

[@RAYDENBRYCETCO]

your date will be eating many ice creams

[@brockpiano]

bruh i JUST got the "no more tears" joke

[@zombiereaperOnXbox]

4:36 bro if i ever have a chance to use that line im definitely doing it

[@texnorton8328]

9:45 "He was dimly aware of an ominous muttering all around the walls" My love life will be me hearing sounds the walls?

[@burnt.m1lk]

6:56 my skinny ass also thought it was fancy ham 9:38 I picked up the goblet of fire and got "What are you doing?" 😭

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

A comment 3 years ago, on a crab-squid noises video said “imagine hearing this in a submarine near the titanic.” The Simpsons must take notice of this man.

[@GamorDude-cj1fb]

"Rowley wasn't comfortable wearing one of mom's dresses, so we settled on some yoga pants" Fuck, Im gay💀💀💀

[@K7_K_x6n]

9:40 “Express each product as a binomial.” 😭💀

[@Voids_Enigma]

12:25 “never back down never what?”

[@Soldier_from_TF2_Real]

newagivap

[@sorrel_leaf_vespers]

15:14 yeah I too would lose my mind if I was casually sniping salmon for some golden eggs, having a good run and a laugh with my teammates, made all our quotas, got some decent pay, and all of a sudden Horrorboros popped up out of nowhere with its horrifying scream and made us wipe... I don't own Splatoon 3, which is why this is a hypothetical

[@amendoim_zinho6308]

The page 206 one i tried, it was the bible "your closest family member will turn into your owner" or smth 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@wacasommerfell469]

I got something from Bill Brysons "Body" it was about primates evolving comunication to warn each other of impending danger.

[@Taekaleaf]

9:46 "I bet you never thought you'd end up on an 8 foot water bed watching some butcher get tarted up for the night.”

[@thefoureyedquackhead]

1:37 THE FACT THAT 34 PEOPLE BOUGHT IT LMAOOOO

[@KingAlextheKing]

If I had a nickel for every time people tried to free a criminal from prison for a stupid reason, I'd have too many nickels for my liking

[@birdlord4210]

I tried doing the turning to page 206 thing and the closest book to me was a chess strategy book. The sentence “ knowing how the minor pieces move won’t enable you to use them in a proper way.”

[@___catchmeifyoucan___]

Honestly I didn't want to but my curiosity, "Ben turned and smashed his way into the bushes, lumbering along in a direction he hoped was west." Not sure what that means? (The book is It by; Stephen King.)

[@birdlord4210]

9:38 for me so I don’t need to go back and watch the video again so I can find the one post to remember what it said

[@birdlord4210]

@@___catchmeifyoucan___ Dendrophilia

[@DestruoTheWithered]

"I heard Sonsie has gone and you've got a poodle, said Angela." My brain needs explanation.

[@ImGoingSl1ghtlyMad]

hey thats accurate for me

[@Shoelaaaace]

9:45 “The view was okay, but if there’s anything I like less than a confined space, it’s a confined space six hundred feet in the air.” Wonderful.

[@woodzy1553]

0:27 "there is no similarities between us and gamers" is everyone gonna ignore the fact he called us and himself serial killers

[@LiquidSoapDrinker]

The dude in the thumbnail looks like he likes it when his finger rips through the toilet paper

[@powderedliquid]

100% of the muffin. Full commitment. No hesitation.

[@Lisandromartinez333]

Lol

[@jamesfreeman3617]

I mean the muffin did have its wrapper on

[@Random_Person256]

9:47 Alive and well. Maybe not well, but alive and here Damn

[@MTM_Zed]

As a hol’ up I can confirm.

[@Lisandromartinez333]

Fr

[@Lisandromartinez333]

Real

[@evit0l]

same broski

[@JoeJoe-b1f2h]

5:22 OK BUT THAT BABY IS THE BABY FROM A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

[@franciscovargas7507]

19:14 caught me off guard

[@bananenhamster3551]

12:42 I got: "Women are the best characters in my life"

[@pi_man3]

2:22 i mean, it does sound like something they would do.

[@thedamghostking]

9:45 why was mine "Kids, do not try this at home." 😭😭

[@FunAngelo2005]

We should have already known this by now 2:42

[@AeronHale]

3:37 Having to deal with the social security office or DMV also does that. That jellyfish thinks it's special but it ain't!