Galactus Kinda Sucks

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@Solidjj
@Solidjj Ай бұрын
Actually Galactus “eats planets” by sucking up their life energy via technology? Read a comic bro…
@The.Silicone.Valley
@The.Silicone.Valley Ай бұрын
what
@slippyfruit8538
@slippyfruit8538 Ай бұрын
So he sucks them dry?
@JordanWheeler1999
@JordanWheeler1999 Ай бұрын
Who are you talking to?😊
@JordanWheeler1999
@JordanWheeler1999 Ай бұрын
Bruh
@Cornwall.
@Cornwall. Ай бұрын
🤓
@justinn8541akaDrPokemon
@justinn8541akaDrPokemon Ай бұрын
If Purple Galactus was there, they would be done for.
@realGalactus
@realGalactus Ай бұрын
Hey babe
@TheRealNormanBates
@TheRealNormanBates Ай бұрын
@@realGalactusI’m surprised you didn’t say “You rang?”
@realGalactus
@realGalactus Ай бұрын
@@TheRealNormanBates What is this to you, some kind of avenger endgame?
@ruphite9521
@ruphite9521 Ай бұрын
@@realGalactus NO WAY
@HolyStarling198
@HolyStarling198 Ай бұрын
@@realGalactuscan you get rid of New Jersey FIRST? Then maybe England or something
@realGalactus
@realGalactus Ай бұрын
I’m so hungry I could eat several million horses.
@boogerhead199
@boogerhead199 Ай бұрын
ok but what if we gave you 1 horse but in like really big sandwich form
@wuhoh5274
@wuhoh5274 Ай бұрын
Galactus you've been here since 2014 why haven't you eaten us yet
@JvoltTheDumbStupidBall
@JvoltTheDumbStupidBall Ай бұрын
@@wuhoh5274 hes getting to it
@realGalactus
@realGalactus Ай бұрын
@@boogerhead199 What if your mother finally said she loved you once but like in a really big sentence
@boogerhead199
@boogerhead199 Ай бұрын
@@realGalactus what if i had a really big noose
@VoiceoverRequiem
@VoiceoverRequiem Ай бұрын
Galactus strikes me as a big nerd same as his voice actor thanks for having me on bby grl
@JordanWheeler1999
@JordanWheeler1999 Ай бұрын
Lool
@AnimateTheArts
@AnimateTheArts Ай бұрын
frr
@rowandunning6877
@rowandunning6877 Ай бұрын
Aww
@cearlach32
@cearlach32 Ай бұрын
You should see the parody/omash in Ben 10 Omniverse he is just a super powerful nerd in a flying chair
@Zeropointill
@Zeropointill Ай бұрын
dude you sound like Abe Lincoln's ghost from Venture Bros.
@wyatt8315
@wyatt8315 Ай бұрын
JJ got a DC sponsorship I’m so proud of our little fighter!
@KingNoctisLucis
@KingNoctisLucis Ай бұрын
Little warrior
@saccorhytus
@saccorhytus Ай бұрын
our cutie pie
@l-x-10
@l-x-10 Ай бұрын
he really solid snaked j double j
@Mereologist
@Mereologist Ай бұрын
Our wittle cuddwy wumpus!
@Mordecrox
@Mordecrox Ай бұрын
"Remember, if DC sponsor this, this is canon" *Golden ending unlocked*
@ElectricalMatthew
@ElectricalMatthew Ай бұрын
3:28 he can still eat New Jersey but he’s probably not going to feel well after eating it
@dumbidea1007
@dumbidea1007 Ай бұрын
I mean hr can but... Why would he
@noemichaelnebrida4046
@noemichaelnebrida4046 Ай бұрын
That's....a good point.​@@dumbidea1007
@The-Deadite
@The-Deadite Ай бұрын
Theres too much gabagool in New Jersey
@TheFiddleFaddle
@TheFiddleFaddle Ай бұрын
It takes a spetric ston of fentanyl for him to get high.
@GZilla311
@GZilla311 Ай бұрын
We'll allow it, but it probably tastes bad.
@Misclickt
@Misclickt Ай бұрын
Can't wait for the sequel in 60 human years.
@Fodkdj
@Fodkdj Ай бұрын
For me, that’s just 59 human years
@GarkKahn
@GarkKahn Ай бұрын
Sadly i won't be able to see it... Cause my internet plan will only last for 59 human years, and with these prices i'm not gonna keep paying to renew it
@Pixelusually
@Pixelusually Ай бұрын
Galactus doesn't use human messages, he uses 60 spuman spears
@thatOneViewer1856
@thatOneViewer1856 Ай бұрын
*spequel
@Pillow795
@Pillow795 Ай бұрын
"Uhh I'll have one planet please. One with everything. Thanks."
@t84t748748t6
@t84t748748t6 Ай бұрын
sure jupiter is that way go nuts
@zaphero5518
@zaphero5518 Ай бұрын
@t84t748748t6 Nonononono not that one! We need that one for protecting Earth from big Asteroids! Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune should be free, though.
@Dark_Jaguar
@Dark_Jaguar Ай бұрын
Wait no Jupiter apparently helps protect us from random meteors and stuff? Have uh... have Pluto. That one's been mopey since the demotion.
@jrichardson6048
@jrichardson6048 Ай бұрын
I'll have 5 planets. And 5 more planets. And don't give me 10. I'll know the difference.
@gingy30
@gingy30 Ай бұрын
"Hold the New Jersey"
@Ragnarok_1218
@Ragnarok_1218 Ай бұрын
Galactus canonically has depression because he sometimes eats planets with life and hes like "Damn it i never asked for this"
@Kshandamion
@Kshandamion Ай бұрын
And he's lonely, too. The Heralds aren't just to find him planets to eat, he likes the company and considers the Fantastic Four his friends. "The Tick" (naturally) ran with this where Tick ends up on Omnipotus during a trip to space and helps him with things like rubbing his sore feet and a small planet stuck in his ear while getting a ride back to Earth. Tick convinces Omnipotus to spare Earth by agreeing to be be his friend and "only" taking a bite out of the moon before he leaves.
@zawarudo497
@zawarudo497 Ай бұрын
not just sometimes, the planet has to have life for it to sustain him
@PeteTheGrouch
@PeteTheGrouch Ай бұрын
_Ahhh,_ comics... The only place they'll try to make a literal planet eating monstrosity seem 'sympathetic'
@Ozymandias2x
@Ozymandias2x Ай бұрын
@@PeteTheGrouch Like, it never occurred to him to just accept starvation and NOT eat trillions of people.
@tortoiseoflegends4466
@tortoiseoflegends4466 Ай бұрын
@@PeteTheGrouch Galactus isn't just a hungry asshole who eats planets to keep himself alive. It's implied that the energy he consumes is for the next Big Bang once our universe dies out; Galactus will burn himself up causing it and creating life. Without Galactus, existence would just end at that point. The "hunger" he feels is basically a quota from the universe, torturing him until he consumes enough energy to fulfill it.
@atlasprime6193
@atlasprime6193 Ай бұрын
Honestly, I thought for a moment at the beginning there was going to be a twist where it was a big misunderstanding. He isn’t traveling planet to planet to devour them, he was traveling planet to planet to devour all dishes that exist on a planet. He’s just a chill guy wanting to taste all foods a planet has to offer.
@mattmedrala1947
@mattmedrala1947 Ай бұрын
Would've been funnier.
@Yusis-o7d
@Yusis-o7d Ай бұрын
So an oversized Beerus? I dig it!
@MagnumCarta
@MagnumCarta Ай бұрын
His weakness is dairy, btw. Galactus is galactose intolerant.
@MildWilliam
@MildWilliam 19 күн бұрын
Excellent.
@spasebar
@spasebar 17 күн бұрын
The Milky Way Galaxy is safe!
@alansmithee419
@alansmithee419 16 күн бұрын
The fact that galactose is the real name of an actual sugar is absurd.
@dispatch-indirect9206
@dispatch-indirect9206 13 күн бұрын
@@alansmithee419 And lactose is just glucose and galactose, so it really is in dairy.
@marioesands8956
@marioesands8956 11 күн бұрын
Underrated comment
@GarkKahn
@GarkKahn Ай бұрын
2:42 It's probably spanglish mixed with some alien language, like french
@lolstalgic9602
@lolstalgic9602 Ай бұрын
You mean Sprench?
@EdgeLie
@EdgeLie Ай бұрын
span-ish en-glish
@TheOddMan1997
@TheOddMan1997 Ай бұрын
Whaaat? What are you talking about, we're not aliens! Could you imagine? Haha! Absolutely nonsensical! ... Seigneur suprême Croissant, ils nous ont démasqués ! Nous devons exécuter la prochaine phase maintenant ! Envoyez les baguettes anals ! Leurs simples esprits seront bientôt sous notre contrôle ! Rohohohohohohoooo !!!
@jkid1134
@jkid1134 Ай бұрын
(the sp stands for space)
@akmon3490
@akmon3490 Ай бұрын
Mate hate to breach it to you but theoretically french is the compromise between them just look at France right there b Between England and Spain
@theultimateg.1109
@theultimateg.1109 Ай бұрын
3:27: hilarious last detail
@blackidna
@blackidna 10 күн бұрын
haha junk food joke
@bigyoshi5170
@bigyoshi5170 Ай бұрын
Hey Galactus is doing a damn galactic service, you don’t see him slacking off like Beerus does. Eating planets is hard work and *GALACTUS IS A PROFESSIONAL!*
@scopilio13
@scopilio13 Ай бұрын
BEEG Yoshi! ya know, he's sittin there...
@realGalactus
@realGalactus Ай бұрын
@@bigyoshi5170 I learned everything I know about planetary consumption on Skillhare.
@lnsflare1
@lnsflare1 Ай бұрын
I mean, dude is considerate enough to wait until he's almost dying of hunger to go and eat a world, practically every time, and also sends them notice to evacuate beforehand, pretty much entirely out of consideration for the people of the world he's about to eat.
@painvillegaming4119
@painvillegaming4119 Ай бұрын
I need a comic panel were galactus meet beerus and just bond over being purple
@lolstalgic9602
@lolstalgic9602 Ай бұрын
@@painvillegaming4119 All the best characters are purple: Raven, Widowmaker, Ayane, Juri, Mileena, Blaze the cat, Twilight Sparkle, Giorno, Spyro, Waluigi...
@risel56
@risel56 Ай бұрын
A solid jj video NOT sponsored by Gamer Supps? Has the curse finally been lifted?
@tach5884
@tach5884 Ай бұрын
Don't jinx it or the next episode will be sponsored by better help.
@richardarriaga6271
@richardarriaga6271 Ай бұрын
​@@tach5884True curse would be sponsored by Established Titles.
@Oddmanoutre
@Oddmanoutre Ай бұрын
@@richardarriaga6271 Better Established Supps.
@RafelChip
@RafelChip Ай бұрын
Hooray
@GrumpyTy34er
@GrumpyTy34er Ай бұрын
No one else seemed to make the comment so I will: there is a comic where aunt May becomes the silver surfer and ends up baking planet sized cakes for Galactus to eat
@ninjalectualx
@ninjalectualx Ай бұрын
How would you bake it without the outside burning before the inside is finished baking? Does it just cause a crust?
@GrumpyTy34er
@GrumpyTy34er Ай бұрын
@@ninjalectualx no idea. It's a weird What If story. Maybe a water bath to partially steam it?
@Greyfoxdbz18
@Greyfoxdbz18 Ай бұрын
​@@ninjalectualxI think an oven scaled up to accomodate a planet sized cake might follow the same rules as conventional ovens and conventional cakes. Though the energy to power such an oven could probably feed Galactus on its own.
@jamesshadeslayer3395
@jamesshadeslayer3395 Ай бұрын
@@GrumpyTy34er no she lead him to a planet that looked like a Twinkie that had some being that looked like the Pillsbury doughboy also it was an April fool's episode from what I remember
@AdamSwyvern101
@AdamSwyvern101 Ай бұрын
Leaked footage of the fantastic four movie lookin lit 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
@INLIGHTOFHISTORTYANDOTHE-px7mf
@INLIGHTOFHISTORTYANDOTHE-px7mf Ай бұрын
probably a leak for the movie The how it should’ve ended
@marscaleb
@marscaleb Ай бұрын
"You were the first ones who spoke English" That's where I lost it.
@TherealLEGOMan64TheGoat
@TherealLEGOMan64TheGoat Ай бұрын
2:56 that’s Darth Vader
@BamaMophi
@BamaMophi Ай бұрын
Or is Darth Vader the Legion of Doom?
@Eggette
@Eggette Ай бұрын
​@BamaMophi That's why he's so evil cause so many supervillains are running around in his head
@MegaKnight2012
@MegaKnight2012 Ай бұрын
​@@BamaMophi Pretty sure Super Friends came out before Star Wars, so, yeah
@villekokko9943
@villekokko9943 Ай бұрын
"Meanwhile, at Darth Vader."
@cousinpatsey2471
@cousinpatsey2471 Ай бұрын
I think it's closer to Dark Laser from Fairly Odd Parents.
@vasilybullock7967
@vasilybullock7967 Ай бұрын
Can we see iron man fight Magneto?
@stewartgames6697
@stewartgames6697 Ай бұрын
You ever take some tinfoil and crumble it into a shiny little ball?
@Thatguy-v4z
@Thatguy-v4z Ай бұрын
This. Make this top comment. We need to see a skit of this.
@Jayjay0829
@Jayjay0829 Ай бұрын
That's unfair. Tony will just make Wood Man
@cyberggos9957
@cyberggos9957 Ай бұрын
"so how did magneto not manipulate your armor?" "It's fucking gold titanium alloy, I'm not jus iron" Unless old school Iron man is actually jus iron xD
@MegaDrain
@MegaDrain Ай бұрын
emphasis on "fight"
@spacethegamer6426
@spacethegamer6426 Ай бұрын
When Superman said "Robin died" I accidentally managed to say "Which one?" in unision with Batman, I am getting way too corrupted by those sketches by now
@JavotheDino18
@JavotheDino18 Ай бұрын
Acevane fan?
@JJ_R
@JJ_R Ай бұрын
Galactus is like Beerus; Feed him well and he’ll leave you be.
@Ash-Winchester
@Ash-Winchester Ай бұрын
I'd say moro is more like galactus.
@Asher_Tye
@Asher_Tye Ай бұрын
2:36 eh, if it really was then all those other planets would have been spared
@dragonblaster-vu8wz
@dragonblaster-vu8wz Ай бұрын
I don't know what's funnier. The fact that Batman doesn't know which Robin died (or that he had one still alive) or that Galactus wants to eat only New Jersey
@NeoTechni
@NeoTechni Ай бұрын
I wouldn't say he wants to...
@redshankyman4181
@redshankyman4181 Ай бұрын
Every other part of Earth he wanted to eat out of hunger. But New Jersey... he wanted to eat that out of spite.
@wyatt8315
@wyatt8315 Ай бұрын
Holy skit, female voice actors?!
@AutumnWoodham
@AutumnWoodham Ай бұрын
Wonder Woman: *shocked expression in lack of a voice actress*
@autismsings8848
@autismsings8848 Ай бұрын
sad to see solidjj go woke and employ WOMEN : /
@atlasgraham154
@atlasgraham154 Ай бұрын
@@autismsings8848 It may only start with one, chums, but where will it end? Two? Dare I say... THREE?! If there is a worse timeline, then I fear we may be in it!
@Thatguy-v4z
@Thatguy-v4z Ай бұрын
0:28 Oh gosh I was NOT expecting that 💀
@tech34756
@tech34756 Ай бұрын
Now I'm just imagining Galactus grabbing a knife and fork and slowly eating the planet bit by bit as people just watch.
@MrMToomey
@MrMToomey Ай бұрын
1:58 Isnt this literally what they did in the comics. Like they asked, "have you tried NOT eating planets."
@joshuacr
@joshuacr Ай бұрын
Did any of them offer to make a big burger? I think not!
@InternetScanner-u8c
@InternetScanner-u8c Ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure what happened in the comics is that the Watcher told the FF to send the Human Torch on a cosmic space vacation to go to Galactus' space ship to get a universe-destroying space pistol and take it back to Earth in order to threaten to shoot Galactus with it so he goes away on the offchance that Reed might actually pull the trigger. You know, like a superhero does.
@Someguyfromtheinternet36
@Someguyfromtheinternet36 Ай бұрын
At this point Wonder Woman must be in shambles. Every woman has a voice actor, even her parallel evil version. It's almost like some god willed the one time she actually spoke out of existence.
@El_gato-interestelar123
@El_gato-interestelar123 Ай бұрын
Catwoman also don't have a Voice actor
@theinquisitor9836
@theinquisitor9836 Ай бұрын
I mean technically hawkgirl, cheetah, and poison ivy also have not have voice actors
@Someguyfromtheinternet36
@Someguyfromtheinternet36 Ай бұрын
Animals and plants never speak to me so i suppose it's true.
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte Ай бұрын
It's... complicated. Marvel forgot to update lore on Galactus and Phoenix in like 60 years, I guess?😅 Galactus eats potential "lifeforce" hence planets can't be terraformed back. Meanwhile Phoenix is powered by energy pool of ALL lifeforce, existing and potential meaning that in Marvel at certain point new generations just stop being born no matter how hard you try or technology you use. And Phoenix steals power from this pool. Meaning every time Jean uses Phoenix powers, a potential generation gets deleted😅 Wtf, right?
@angusmcfife
@angusmcfife Ай бұрын
solid jj sponsored by DC???? preposterous!
@RogueCheepSheep
@RogueCheepSheep Ай бұрын
Technically Cryptozoic since they make the DC Deck Building Game with the DC license
@omgman5745
@omgman5745 Ай бұрын
​@@RogueCheepSheepStill very impressive
@jesusmora9379
@jesusmora9379 Ай бұрын
and on a marvel video!
@Whale-xq6yw
@Whale-xq6yw Ай бұрын
Nobody realizing jj literally got sponsored by a company whos officially partnered with dc? Like an actual official DC SPONSORED COLAB WHY ARE WE NOT CONGRATULATING OUR BOY
@NeoTechni
@NeoTechni Ай бұрын
and somehow they're on kickstarter
@Artista_Frustrado
@Artista_Frustrado Ай бұрын
ironically on a Marvel skit
@vorshack8968
@vorshack8968 Ай бұрын
Lots of people have mentioned it. Why dont you read more than the first 5 comments before freaking out?
@Whale-xq6yw
@Whale-xq6yw Ай бұрын
@@vorshack8968 I was the first to mention it bucko, when I posted this there were 7 comments.
@stevenschnepp576
@stevenschnepp576 Ай бұрын
​@@Whale-xq6yw Then why would you wonder that nobody had commented on it?
@unemptysoul
@unemptysoul Ай бұрын
Wait... A DC ad on a Marvel centric parody video. Is... Is... this also a joke? Jokeception? Drinking too much gamer drinks perhaps
@SomeGuyOnThisPlatform
@SomeGuyOnThisPlatform Ай бұрын
If only the fantastic four had a horse nearby… that’ll surely satisfy his hunger.
@PauperoftheFishies
@PauperoftheFishies Ай бұрын
"You speak English" actually made me laugh out loud
@Beriorn
@Beriorn Ай бұрын
Next episode: Galactus is diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. Or as he calls it, spiabetes.
@BlueKnight931
@BlueKnight931 Ай бұрын
2:20 Let's go everything can be solved in english except math cause that's number's
@catlord2395
@catlord2395 Ай бұрын
Bro’s so hungry he doesent even leave any crust when he’s done
@DarthTach
@DarthTach Ай бұрын
1:09 Props man, for using the 1953 War of the Worlds Martian Heat Ray sound effect! Glad to see someone respects the classics!
@mitsvanmitsvanio6106
@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 Ай бұрын
0:32 Galactu's "Enough of This" sounds like Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes.
@skeepodoop5197
@skeepodoop5197 Ай бұрын
Okay but the earth being eaten over the coarse of 50 years would actually suck because of how little of it we need to survive. The earth's crust is equal to .5% of the earth's mass, meaning Galactus would render earth little more than a sea of lava in about 90 days, aka about three months. Since so little of that is JUST the surface, I doubt we'd all last a week.
@alecLogan
@alecLogan Ай бұрын
Nah, it takes years because he keeps getting violently ill trying to drink the oceans first. Rather get it out sooner than later.
@reginaldwooster235
@reginaldwooster235 Ай бұрын
Maybe he could start with the middle
@skeepodoop5197
@skeepodoop5197 Ай бұрын
@@reginaldwooster235 Well that's even worse because of ultraquakes. caused by the planet falling into itself unevenly. (My source is I made it the f)
@pugofwarbr
@pugofwarbr Ай бұрын
@@reginaldwooster235 maybe he can just dig in one point, after reaching lava he would just keep drinking
@GridDweller77
@GridDweller77 Ай бұрын
I think jj upped his game with the music choice
@usaccdecks8363
@usaccdecks8363 Ай бұрын
"And Aquaman I guess" The roast will never end
@brunomidrash
@brunomidrash Ай бұрын
🤣 Nor it should.
@DarthWampa_
@DarthWampa_ Ай бұрын
Galactus: "Yea, Fuck it. Let's give it a shot." 😂
@aubreyholdinggun
@aubreyholdinggun Ай бұрын
1:31 puberty speedrun
@roibeard94
@roibeard94 Ай бұрын
Hahaha I thought I was hearing a few cracks there 😅
@johndawson6057
@johndawson6057 Ай бұрын
I caught that too😂😂😂
@TheBluePhoenix008
@TheBluePhoenix008 Ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@narcisraiciu6919
@narcisraiciu6919 Ай бұрын
I like how Galactus was confused by Silver Surfer wearing clothes.
@ComposedSage75
@ComposedSage75 Ай бұрын
Galactus grew in full power just for them to perceive him 💀🤣🤣 Silver Surfer being just as shocked as the Fantastic Four about the whole burger/sandwich suggestion had me rollin 😂🤣🤣🤣
@springheeledjackofthegurdi2117
@springheeledjackofthegurdi2117 Ай бұрын
I thought hostess Twinkies were the only thing besides planets that slate his hunger? (seriously look it up it's a trip)
@cinnaqua
@cinnaqua Ай бұрын
"60 human years are but only 50 of my own" is one of the funniest lines in the whole channel lmao
@aaritmitra625
@aaritmitra625 Ай бұрын
At least he's not a big stupid cloud
@mrm20x6
@mrm20x6 4 күн бұрын
This is actually pretty much how Squirrel Girl stopped Galactus from eating Earth.
@white_birb
@white_birb Ай бұрын
2:06 "Yeah fuck it, Let's give it a shot" 😂🤣
@OverlyPositiveFanboy
@OverlyPositiveFanboy Ай бұрын
This video would have been even more accurate if Galactus had suddenly turned purple with zero explanation.
@TheElevatedOnee
@TheElevatedOnee Ай бұрын
2:13 🚨 🚨 MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE SPOTTED 🚨 🚨
@LJ-hk4tv
@LJ-hk4tv Ай бұрын
Okay so fix it.
@Tortue2006
@Tortue2006 Ай бұрын
what spelling mistake? no seriously, which spelling mistake? I don't see any
@TheElevatedOnee
@TheElevatedOnee Ай бұрын
@@Tortue2006”enitre planets”
@Tortue2006
@Tortue2006 Ай бұрын
@@TheElevatedOnee ah, I see it now, I was looking at the wrong frame
@denimtildeath
@denimtildeath Ай бұрын
You missed the one 20 seconds in. "Messanger"
@alexoblivion9295
@alexoblivion9295 Ай бұрын
Never forget. Marvel published the Toxic Crusaders comic in 1992. Tromaville is in New Jersey. Galactus is doing us a greater favor than we realize.
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 Ай бұрын
Toxic Avenger?
@NoahBridgesSonicLord
@NoahBridgesSonicLord Ай бұрын
1:07 Is "spinches" even a word?
@NoahBridgesSonicLord
@NoahBridgesSonicLord Ай бұрын
2:42 Galactus speaks "spenglish"?
@ThermalVoid
@ThermalVoid Ай бұрын
Now it is! Because Galactus said so.
@seyioyetade
@seyioyetade Ай бұрын
​@@ThermalVoid😅😅😅😅
@TheAwesomePikachu
@TheAwesomePikachu Ай бұрын
Space inches lol
@AnnabBay
@AnnabBay Ай бұрын
Just about to type that-glad someone else thinks it is space inches, too
@pyrielt
@pyrielt Ай бұрын
I wouldn't let him eat New Jersey, he forgot the magic word for that.
@VoiceoverRequiem
@VoiceoverRequiem Ай бұрын
bada bing
@sukka4pain
@sukka4pain Ай бұрын
"Splease!"
@klausbaudelaire5754
@klausbaudelaire5754 Ай бұрын
"But a spec in my life." He means a sec. Spenglish is hard.
@ehhorve857
@ehhorve857 Ай бұрын
geez, when is that ambulance gonna get there? it's been driving all DAY from the sounds of it.
@repulser93
@repulser93 Ай бұрын
2:02 - just make Aunt May your Herald and she’ll make some Power Cosmic-flavored Hostess Fruit Pies!
@yourdemiseishere
@yourdemiseishere Ай бұрын
I imagine this galactus ate entire planets and ate real food while doing so and just accepted the rocks and lava and dirt as like, bad parts that make the other parts better.
@Furluge
@Furluge Ай бұрын
3:27 - "Can I still eat New Jersey?" Only if you want to get food poisoning and be on the toilet for the next millennium.
@joshcreatorgalaxy8599
@joshcreatorgalaxy8599 Ай бұрын
1:51 Captain Planet where are you??? 🌌📺🦸🏻‍♂️🌎♻️
@Conan_the_Based
@Conan_the_Based Ай бұрын
McDonalds new menu Burger Big Mac Spurger
@EGarrett01
@EGarrett01 Ай бұрын
I was hoping when it was time to eat the planet, he would pull out a fork and just take out a mouthful from the roof of the building and expect them to be terrified as the million-year process begun.
@3MBG
@3MBG Ай бұрын
Was not expecting to see a board game advert here, but here you are. That's actually damned good product placement, far better than the normal stuff you market ;)
@wx7fm
@wx7fm Ай бұрын
Eating the earth in 60 years is still super impressive The mass of the earth is 5.972×10^24 kg, so that's how much he Galactus here can eat in 60 years. Divide that number by 60, and then by 365, and you'll find out that he can eat 2.727×10^20 kg per day For reference, Pluto is only 1.309×10^22 kg, which is roughly 48 times Galactus's daily ingest. If you look up a size comparison of Pluto to Earth, you'll see that that'd be a *huge* chunk to take out. I don't know if humanity would be able to survive the impact of that, and that's only about 50 days of it So the Fantastic 4 would have a lot less time to stop Galactus than you'd think.
@kappadarwin9476
@kappadarwin9476 Ай бұрын
I heard somewhere Russia has more landmass than Pluto.
@aoc6600
@aoc6600 Ай бұрын
You should do one where they're all critically thinking about the implications of having their powers like do plastic man or thing age or does human torch add to global warming
@mattwo7
@mattwo7 Ай бұрын
Galactus: Destroys to fail to satiate his literally insatiable hunger. Unicron: Destroys because he is destruction incarnate.
@badbloodkiller3471
@badbloodkiller3471 Ай бұрын
"Can I still eat New Jersey?" Fantastic Four: "Sure, why not. even the people there don't like it."
@legoking6165
@legoking6165 Ай бұрын
Kamala Kahn: "He can't eat Jersey! Me and my family live there!"
@NeoTechni
@NeoTechni Ай бұрын
@@legoking6165 everyone: "Please take Jersey"
@notevendead3534
@notevendead3534 Ай бұрын
"Laughs in green Galactus" made my day fr
@Ryder-a-Blaze
@Ryder-a-Blaze Ай бұрын
Galactus be looking more like the Jolly Green Giant or a very large muscular Shrek
@harryblocks
@harryblocks Ай бұрын
Damn that's really lucky of DC to get the attention of SolidJJ
@OrangeOnFire86
@OrangeOnFire86 Ай бұрын
(Laughs in Green Galactus)
@zorafails9200
@zorafails9200 Ай бұрын
My favorite part of this are how the subtitles constantly reminding us he is green
@aaronliu5023
@aaronliu5023 Ай бұрын
Ben looks like Garfield at 0:44
@galacticgufus
@galacticgufus Ай бұрын
The ad content at the end was seamless, as entertaining as the rest of the video.
@jocaleb0236
@jocaleb0236 Ай бұрын
It's the guy in the jimmy and Timmy power hour thing I love this guy!
@DawgBarkz
@DawgBarkz Ай бұрын
Shirley The Non-Villian Fairy-Power Absorber!
@Sora-md1ye
@Sora-md1ye Ай бұрын
I read the thumbnail and immediately thought of two characters. Stewie of Family Guy and Bender of Futurama.
@CombatHelm
@CombatHelm Ай бұрын
I love the dc ad in the marvel skit
@animeking1357
@animeking1357 Ай бұрын
Now we know why Unicron ate so many planets. He didn't come to earth so he was not offered a very large burger.
@geardog24
@geardog24 Ай бұрын
No don’t eat New Jersey! You can have Detroit though.
@cristhianramirez6939
@cristhianramirez6939 Ай бұрын
He will have an indigestion
@Fourtytwo4242
@Fourtytwo4242 Ай бұрын
He can have England and for a light snack north Korea.
@BoyKagome
@BoyKagome Ай бұрын
...that was the funniest "sure" I have heard in my life.
@Jarakin
@Jarakin Ай бұрын
We call it spenglish where I'm from
@Skeletor-REAL
@Skeletor-REAL Ай бұрын
“A human year is it a spæck in my life” - green galactus
@WTSD850
@WTSD850 Ай бұрын
glad you finally switched sponsers you were being a real logan paul dude
@vorshack8968
@vorshack8968 Ай бұрын
Huh?
@WTSD850
@WTSD850 Ай бұрын
@@vorshack8968 you know selling that unheathly junk to kids
@CalvinLee606
@CalvinLee606 Ай бұрын
@@WTSD850 his videos aren’t really geared towards kids though. Especially with that last one about Professor X…
@notovny
@notovny Ай бұрын
"At the University of Zenn-La, you can major in Click, Gleep Glorp, or Accounting!"
@elchapo-production
@elchapo-production Ай бұрын
[ the fantastic 4 convincing galactus not to eat their planet ] meanwhile the watcher: just standing there watching ... like seriously why is the watcher in the thumbnail he isn't even in this video. i mean is he in the original fantastic 4 episode or image like why is he here hes ... h-he's just in thumbnail like why why-
@HeroponAlexander
@HeroponAlexander Ай бұрын
That's the Silver Surfer.
@elchapo-production
@elchapo-production Ай бұрын
​@@HeroponAlexander wait i think he changed the thumbnail
@jonsku6662
@jonsku6662 Ай бұрын
Some guy: "I'm so hungry..." A horse: *"How hungry?"* Galactus: *"Not as hungry as I!"*
@FlSKMASTER
@FlSKMASTER Ай бұрын
I distinctly recall there being a product placement comic where Spider-Man(?) stops Galactus from eating earth by giving him Snickers
@jamesshadeslayer3395
@jamesshadeslayer3395 Ай бұрын
There's an april fool's that has Aunt May as his herald and she takes him to a planet that looks like a Twinkie with a Pillsbury dough boy looking thing
@FlSKMASTER
@FlSKMASTER Ай бұрын
@@jamesshadeslayer3395 I think that's the one I was thinking of
@ethan-not-a-pastafarian
@ethan-not-a-pastafarian Ай бұрын
Spider-Man gets nineteen inches of Venom, Fantastic Four gets eight spinches of Green Galactus
@scottthesecondcoming
@scottthesecondcoming Ай бұрын
i wonder if under the helmet galactus has an actual neck or if it is the same girth as his head so it just looks like he has one elongated head
@quelltech
@quelltech 21 күн бұрын
IIRC the human bits are actually an illusion and he's just a mass of cosmic energy under there- y'know, like the Anti-Monitor, but without the meteor baleen teeth.
@scottthesecondcoming
@scottthesecondcoming 19 күн бұрын
@@quelltech the what (i only have surface knowledge of marvel stuff)
@omarbug
@omarbug Ай бұрын
The ambient "New York" sound is killing me
@justinn8541akaDrPokemon
@justinn8541akaDrPokemon Ай бұрын
But will Wonder Woman have lines in the card game?
@Suthek
@Suthek 9 күн бұрын
Honestly, he only lives from planet to planet because of inefficient calorie intake through raw food. If he cooked his planets before he ate them, he'd get so much more out of every one. He might actually be able to relax for a while or spare a few planets with life on it. Humanity figured that out aeons ago!
@tomioluwa1284
@tomioluwa1284 Ай бұрын
Still better than Fan4stic😂😂
@tach5884
@tach5884 Ай бұрын
Or its sequel Fant5stic.
@bobbysworld281995
@bobbysworld281995 Ай бұрын
More like The other Tim Story movie
@louisseymour9247
@louisseymour9247 Ай бұрын
Anything is better than Fan4stic.
@notyouraveragedunce7643
@notyouraveragedunce7643 Ай бұрын
“YOU ARE THE FIRST ONES WHO SPOKE ENGLISH!”
@justinn8541akaDrPokemon
@justinn8541akaDrPokemon Ай бұрын
Galactus, please eat New Jersey. Even Kaiba recognize how F--ed up they are.
@greypoupon2052
@greypoupon2052 Ай бұрын
Wouldn't be a solid jj video without a bunch of spelling errors in the subtitles
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