XCOM 2's Multiplayer is a Waking Nightmare

[@Valefisk]

hope you like the use of minecraft cave sounds as transition noises

[@unitedstatesofamerica4987]

I love you Vale but this is getting out of hand

[@ctb3335]

Save it for october

[@teddy5752]

Creeper

[@gavinerickson9392]

AraVOREn has my sword.

[@ИванШабалин-у7я]

@@teddy5752 aw man

[@Fae-Fey]

Recreate vietnam by choosing jungle map with one side full of snipers and reaper while the other packed with regular troops

[@devsa3083]

Farrel A I like it

[@haydenleffler8616]

Farrel A I love it pls do

[@aaronnguyen4506]

reapers have claymore. perfect

[@denseaf1582]

Purifiers are needed too

[@battleland7263]

That wouldn't be accurate though. Give em purifier, and maybe a mec for a tank

[@andromeda7651]

>Uses almost every point buying a gatekeeper >Dosent use gatekeeper seriously >Gatekeeper dies *Surprised Pikachu Face*

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pX21potqeceka8U

[@mango4554]

Why is there vore talk in my christian xcom server

[@almostharvestingseasonitis3151]

To be fair, I believe there is vore in the bible (the guy who got swallowed by a whale(fisk) and survived).

[@user-lx4zx4yd2e]

@@almostharvestingseasonitis3151 isnt that pinocchio?

[@dlcshadowheartlordofdomina7504]

@@user-lx4zx4yd2e I think he means Jonah?

[@MrDew335]

Yes More brexiteers memes.

[@skotosprime8429]

to me vore is simply a name of a boss with jus and extra e

[@jgn]

3 Things I want to see Vale do -XCOM 2 WOTC Modded Playthrough -Halo Reach MCC Custom Games when it comes out -More EDF -Just More EDF

[@langaurd]

More edf would be amazing.

[@d3vzero]

EDF!!

[@Valefisk]

trust me, we really wanna do EDF 5 but at $60 they won't bite :(

[@Goblin_Gaming001]

Hol up, either i suck at counting or you're lying to us.

[@mysteryman8667]

Defending Mother Earth from any alien attack!

[@hasbigpp1870]

when you miss the %80 chance melee. THATS XCOM BABY

[@xekon14]

Has Big PP Ducking is a viable strategy okay

[@RynerAGL]

Or missing a 95% shot, and lose the soldier at full cover at next turn.....sea of salt....

[@romdog1818]

Phoenix Point cannot come soon enough, lol. Having a chance to hit on every single bullet in the Fire action is gun b so nice, AND free aim? Ngh! Das dat gud shie.

[@Ciretako]

@@romdog1818 So a bit closer to the ballistic physics X-COM had in 1994, right?

[@obliviouscrab3125]

*Fires a nuke* *Missed* *XCOM Theme starts playing*

[@DarkSword3125]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@bluespiritripper3685]

Vore you say? Wonder what that could be.............my innocence was vored

[@mango4554]

Bring me the flamer

[@lunaticengineer8408]

HANS! WER IST DER FLAMMENWURFER!

[@joj1560]

The heavy flamer

[@fawwazn.1244]

*BROTHERS* Bring the Flamer, the *HEAVY FLAMER*

[@thunderbirdlead7135]

@The Premier you ask for OwO I deliver. OwO what's dis? Vore?

[@LynxHylix]

Im sorry for the Vore jokes

[@cameronscott9399]

Don't be, the introduced me to my new favourite hobby

[@shadowfalcon1269]

Btw nice jerma reference at 7:18

[@doesnormalityexist]

Don't say that. Don't give us hope.

[@grandmagunsales2125]

I mean... what else could they have been eating on the avenger? Only two things they got stockpiles of were corpses and grenades

[@angellolzz5192]

Did you just call youtube the eye of Sauron ? XD they pretty much are lol

[@duckaduck3608]

I’m genuinely impressed with this community, a mention of Brexit and no one is bitching and debating about it in the comments. Heck yeah. *Reverse Psychology Intensives*

[@Valefisk]

i'm gonna vore brexit

[@dejalmer]

@@Valefisk on stream?

[@stupididiot4034]

@@Valefisk Horny.

[@NightsDecent]

I'm genuinely impressed with how badly you made Templars look. They're so OP.

[@papitbull1]

Oh yeah then how do you use them effectively. Im asking because i want to know if you really know how to use them. I 100 percent know how to use them and i definitely dont get them either killed or injured after like 2 turns i swear.

[@Blitzwaffen]

​@@papitbull1templars are basically a psionic ranger but the big buff to them is you need to get hills with them. Every kill empowers their abilities, includes their deflect chance (if you have it) and buffs their mee damage or unlocks additional abilities. Templars are best played rushing and ambushing forces with some backup to make sure they aren't dismantled at range.

[@mrdeafter]

@@Blitzwaffen good luck ambushing reaper

[@Blitzwaffen]

@@mrdeafter It's been a hot minute since I last played the game so I legitimately forgot that was the faction for the snipers. There are two major factors that reveal a reaper. 1) You move to a position that is behind their concealment point and puts in in the detection range for them (yes I am aware it is tiny) or 2) They fail to land a killing blow as every shot they take increases detection chance with the highest chance being on missed shots. Templars with at least one charge to their psionic ability are already a threat to reaper ambush tactics as their deflect can avoid a lot of damage variations and due to their mobile nature (ignoring skirmish grappling movement) its easy to rush wide areas to sweep for said Reaper in hiding. That being said, it's not a perfect 1:1 on which one beats the other as each of the specialized groups have counters and vulnerabilities to each other. So at the end of the day a class between Reapers and Skirmishers will fall more than likely down to the skill of the commander rather than direct 'this skill or character is so op over others'.

[@mrdeafter]

@@Blitzwaffen the thing is a reaper is often use as 1 man scout that never attack while using other powerful unit to set an ambush as seen in this clip

[@imperialamerican2051]

“Do you want to say something?” “Na I just digging in some KFC.” Nice Lynx

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pX21potqeceka8U

[@Solll0]

The Lack Off Sectopods is disappointing

[@RevelSix]

I just wanted to watch a nice gameplay video and now I'm addicted to vore

[@AurelionSass]

FeelsVoreMan

[@ultra-nationalistodst8085]

No

[@SacredDaturaa]

NOT EVEN ONCE

[@Story4everXD]

you poor soul

[@samhansen9771]

Vore Borimir? I think you mean to say *_Vorimir_*

[@chaosandbunnies8291]

You've committed the cardinal sin, i'm going to have to vore you now

[@samhansen9771]

Hey, Valefisk hearted my comment! *_scrolls down_* Oh

[@captainreaper6381]

You've gone to far...

[@IXSICNESS]

I played one game of xcom 2 multiplayer. Faced off against a guy who refused to move his units out of spawn, then when i had like 2 units left i retreated into my spawn, to try and lure the guy out. What follows were hours of private messages where the guy tries to convince me anyone but him staying in spawn is cheating and cheap. Didnt return to the game after that.

[@acheron16]

God, facing Codexes controlled by players... Thank goodness I never touched XCom's 2 multiplayer.

[@TheTattorack]

And suddenly that white ball of doom turned into a pink hentai sphere.

[@dejalmer]

If you think about it Lord of The Rings already has vore. The volcano in morrdor vores the ring and golem.

[@dangerouswelsh]

As someone who’s a student in Dundee, I appreciate the mention of the city. Even though it was a joke about getting stabbed.

[@nicorozner7417]

Make a squad called "the US Marine Corps" where literally everyone is a grenadier with wrist rockets and/or flamethrowers and as many grenades as physically possible for maximum collateral damage.

[@christinebouzas3090]

So vale is not so secretly into soft core canabalism good to know

[@TastedOcean1OrTheWrongGuy]

I died inside when he moved instead of parrying

[@jesusimpersonator1648]

5:25 I appreciate the joke you made here, it was really good.

[@thorneside]

Vore of the Rings got really weird when the wizard beat Vorerog in the Mines of Voria They could've done without introducing all those extra fetishes into the story

[@gregorytu8357]

Commander: Soldier! He's right there! shoot him! Soldier: ok *misses with his gun pointing downwards into the ground* Commander: ... we need to talk...

[@TheArklyte]

Wait, why aren't Chosen, Alien Rulers and Bradford among selectable units? Where are XCom Colonels? Just make them cost more then Sectopods and be done with it!

[@user-tb5fs2sh2h]

Six Sectopods are Flawless

[@keeganlafferty1395]

15:55 I actually predicted that you would say "long live the king"

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

Since when did Valefisk become funny, making vore jokes and prequel references

[@codyarcher3263]

Hes been spending to much time with Bo

[@Deathninja5551]

12:44 Ah, yes, just like Fallout 2's melee.

[@tharedpotatowwhale]

Vore you say? Finally a man of class

[@sgregory0753]

This is outrageous, it’s unfair! -Valefisk before turning to a Sith

[@samueltrusik3251]

Using 6 of the most complicated, hard to use units without understanding how to use them at all was certainly a play.

[@metetural9140]

Sound of Vorring? More like The Sound Göring. Heard it's a play set in London in 1940

[@reecea1539]

Please do more of these

[@watsonwarrior8002]

Anything happens ever Vale(oh shit oh fuck!)

[@doesnormalityexist]

"Its just an inside joke" *_HMM YES THAT IS WHERE VORE OFTEN TAKES PLACE_*

[@thetrexgaming901]

1st Match: [SS Officers hunting down P.O.W. rebels circa 1943 (Colorised)]

[@neithon467]

I really love your Xcom videos

[@chadmond4652]

Ah yes my love for random vore commentary is satisfied

[@scifimisc9191]

Using templars that poorly is just painful to watch

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

I want more vore jokes. I wanna be *in* on this *inside* joke.

[@dullahaut329]

Try playing with a Templar in single player. They are amazing.

[@droideka1890]

To me, they first start as the worst unit (because of melee only + horrible ranged accuracy and damage) But once you start unlocking habilites oooooh boy, melee becomes SCARY, to the aliens

[@dullahaut329]

droideka 1 Especially if you can get Bladestorm and/or Reaper on one.

[@DJLite4011]

I got a Templar with the XCOM abilities Bladestorm, Reaper... and Fortress. Cue slashing sectopods to death with no consequences.

[@mirfalltkeinnameein7363]

More Videos like this are required for the future

[@PuddingXXL]

God I love this series! 0:50 In: "This is gonna be a quick clap

[@noahthompson3451]

Please do more of these xcom games their great.

[@justicetowne6633]

“I can feel the eye of youtube looking over me” well you weren’t wrong

[@TheFool_0]

Last year we somehow got into a conversation about vore in my history class... a girl said something and she didnt know what vore wa. This is college btw. Great class

[@mr.cinnibuns]

searched up vore and, I NEED MEDICAL TREATMENT

[@hawghouse4068]

Save my browser history and please dredge up that experience to explain what it is.

[@mr.cinnibuns]

@@hawghouse4068 so basically people getting eaten is a fetish

[@hawghouse4068]

@@mr.cinnibuns I want off this planet.

[@mr.cinnibuns]

@@hawghouse4068 won't matter vore from what ive seen can be from a giantess who will go anywhere and vore you

[@PencilKing21]

I’ve had to explain to many people (including my mother) what vore was.

[@Keshein]

What is it

[@PencilKing21]

@@Keshein I'd say look it up but... don't. And if you do, use incognito.

[@langaurd]

Hit or miss, but he never misses...

[@robertsimoneaux1318]

Vale i see you playing xcom 2 to prepare for area 51, you can't fool me.

[@Googlificator]

00:05 CODEX oh boy, you filthy pirates

[@rjanmortensen6042]

Why am I not surprised vale knows what vore is.

[@nil981]

XCOM really isn't a game that needs to have multiplayer.

[@kalasm8136]

It's been three years and I still completely lose it at the fucking Noel Edmonds in the thumbnail

[@seanpaul4574]

*Proseeds to look up Vore* “Oh, so that’s it... What the Fuck!”

[@loganm986]

Brexit looks pretty fun, not going to lie. The EU spite taxes worked magic

[@ericquiabazza2608]

You 2 make me remember Marabunta... Thanks for that.

[@therealnoiapah1788]

Summary: "Oh shit, oh fuck. Holy shit. Fuck, the fuck?"

[@gageh9218]

Vale I had the same thing happen to me where war of the chosen worked for one hour and then never again and my life has been a downward spiral ever since

[@pixwool]

If you wanna talk about vore you’ve gotta destroy the eye of KZbin by throwing the one play button into mount demonetisation

[@rocketman2485]

The hills are aliiiiive with the sound of voring

[@elliewarren4029]

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. And the trees? Oh, they’re speaking Vietnamese

[@manaco8440]

"dont google it" Okay, I think I will just walk away and... *google it* OH GOD, WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS

[@adudeontheinternet8246]

Make a team of reapers and call them the veitnamese Make a team of ADVENT purifiers and call them creepers Make a team of ADVENT troopers and call them "dont care tbh"

[@TheRABIDdude]

That was funny as hell XD good video fellas

[@williamarmstrong7163]

the sad thing is i got all those jokes and im probably younger than alot of people that didn't

[@weepingbelle4528]

Vale this video: imminent_vore

[@Ikcatcher]

XCOM 2: VORE of the Chosen

[@SillySergei]

When's the great space warcrime

[@Unbeniamhable]

Xcom 2: vore of the chosen

[@commanderkei9537]

This video didn’t show up in my subscriptions, I think KZbin vored it

[@justwantingtomakepeoplesmile]

17:07 so yeah storm troopers mate storm fricking troopers

[@alexanderinoa7850]

Oh god I’m getting Sectopod flashbacks.

[@theanarkiddie4569]

6:00 “I’m shooting you” “Oh really, shit I didn’t see that one coming, real surprise” 10 seconds later “WHERE DID THAT COME FROM”

[@fhfhfhrtgrgfgfdrdhfhrdgfgf7512]

just got finished reading vore of the worlds

[@curtisbrown547]

Lmao the chad xcom grenadier vs the virgin advent trooper

[@DensetsuVII]

I've been waiting for this

[@Volthoom]

Rating: poor. Also xcom multiplayer is kinda fun but now i just want to see you play xcom campaign which's probably too much commitment :D

[@hrdwan2000]

Jokes on you, I already knew what vore is.

[@vicsvinny8123]

5:00 Wow Vale. You and I had the EXACT same issue with Xbox and MCC. Coincidence?

[@haydenleffler8616]

I’d like to see just a bunch of gangly sectoids taking all of lynxes units

[@maplemayhem1988]

16:30 I am the captain now

[@rage3100]

Vore of the ring...

[@thetasty5246]

I decided to google it, and as soon as I started watching again, you said not to google it

[@SconeysASMR]

I did exactly that with the Halo games but with an XBOX 360 instead of ONE lmao

[@NorthernWind26]

I died when you said viet kong sniper XDDDdD

[@teddy5752]

Rats rats we are the rats

[@authmastasly]

We prey at night, we stalk at night...

[@CommissarMitch]

A complete LOTR Vore parody. But all the actors are the same. And the only new character is Tom Bombadill

[@herohalv4543]

:crab: no deal :crab:

[@Lomineheck]

i bought xcom 2 for the multiplayer solely because of this video, but they removed it

[@Eshtian]

0:15 he predicted the KFConslole

[@bossmun5playz225]

I'm British and I approve of these credit memes

[@Kolokommouna]

Just googled 'vore' and all I have to say is How the f*ck do you know what that is, vale?! Are you hidding something from us?!

[@workingonanames]

How convenient I paused right at 2:28 to look it up.

[@echo_9835]

Vale can I have the picture of Mr Blobby with the energy swords? I need it for uh, research and such.

[@karels149]

Is it bad that one of my HR reps’s last name is Vore

[@haydenmcqueen2503]

Most likely

[@Keshein]

What is vore

[@haydenmcqueen2503]

@@Keshein Vore is a fetish involving being eaten by or eating someone or something, real or imaginary.