VALORANT MAKES NO SENSE

Valorant, or CSGOverwatch as some would call it, has little to no story, but that doesn't mean that we can't poke fun at the game in another installment of MAKES NO SENSE! Enjoy!
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[@TheMacroShow]

Oh JETT! I was RAZEd to believe it would be a bad OMEN to not follow people on their twitter (@theMacroShow) don’t be a KILLJOY, it’s not hard to deCYPHER this SAGE wisdom. Like the stories of the PHOENIX or the yankee with no BRIMSTONE, it is not a myth, it is the truth. BREACH your hands out and feel the REYNA coming down from the sky. VIPER those tears, there’s always a pot of gold SOVA the rainbow 🌈

[@silenceisfatto1410]

that makes me hate you, ngl

[@Lilymycat]

what

[@BraveLilToasty]

Even as a dad joke fanatic/ pun enthusiast, that was like my KDA. Terrible.

[@RitaMathsMentorLifeCoach]

The puns were death

[@bonkomcbonkinos5470]

Macro why

[@chron3rpl]

I'm a doctor. The fight-flight-freeze response is activated after getting shot in the arm. The amygdala then processes fear which signals the hypothalamus to stimulate the autonomic nervous system. This in turn triggers both the sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems. The former is responsible for your fight or flight response while the latter freezes you up; it depends on the dominant pathway at the time. Presumably, valorant agents have suffered from a quite sizeable amount of PTSD given that they have to clutch the game after their team mates proved to be trash, which unfortunately triggers the parasympathetic response and makes them lock up when getting shot in the arm. I hope this clarifies your issue. Here's your bill. Edit: holy shit y'all thanks for the likes. This comment basically explains the physiological pathway of fear and stress stimulus mixed in with valorant jokes (97% true lol). Fight-flight-freeze response is a real thing. Yes I'm a doctor and I mainly do general surgery, like take out your appendix or worse repair that hole in your stomach you got after binging on beer and spicy nachos during your week-long valorant session. I sometimes upload my plays on my channel if I have time to edit them. You're welcome to check it out. And you still owe me that bill lol

[@redmilk256]

thank you doctor

[@chron3rpl]

@@redmilk256 don't forget the bill

[@kosiskarki8742]

i think its because it HURTS

[@chron3rpl]

@@kosiskarki8742 which then translates into fear of pain and death, of which both are processed by the amygdala and the rest is as I explained

[@kylmiii]

@@redmilk256 Thatll be 10k

[@LuvLexyU]

RAze's headphones are just to protect her ears from her own explosions, less damage to her. That's also why she yells, she can't tell her own volume.

[@varun_4125]

"Fire in Da Hole"

[@Darksiosa]

"my ears are still ringing"

[@user-tw8kq1te9g]

@@Darksiosa Yeah

[@zagiproductions1630]

420 likes

[@zane9464]

also Brimstone doesn't let her. There's a Raze voice line where she mentions he doesn't let her listen to music and that he is 'bringing her down'.

[@issacoh4775]

Riot: "abilities don't kill" also Riot: procedes to release chamber

[@driq9315]

Jett and her kunais: 😐😑 "WaTCh ThIs"

[@bluetoothwaterbottle4189]

Raze with her grenade and ult: uhhhh they don't?

[@thebigbezice7267]

@@bluetoothwaterbottle4189 actually literally every raze ability can kill

[@counterstrike2isdead]

Neon ulti: Zapped go brrrrrr

[@hannahburt4951]

@@bluetoothwaterbottle4189 if you don’t kill people with raze’s abilities you’re using her wrong-

[@blackthemeuser7150]

I love how no one talks about why we need to buy our abilities

[@pacifistminigun3987]

uhm, you got a point XD

[@nuggets517]

yo?

[@ocskopf]

valorant is so realistic I just bought Math skills for 400$ and since then all my exams go smooth.

[@flzzionmemez7578]

@@nuggets517 twins here

[@nuggets517]

@@flzzionmemez7578 facts

[@eggo-on-a-stick9723]

Macro let's be honest, a full sova bow song would be pretty lit.

[@jameskjellin2717]

Yeah it would

[@tamakieditz]

He doesn't sing in a song u sing it's a beat a beat has no lyrics

[@marinabtmuhamad]

yessssssss

[@riptidev10]

Great BOUNCE to go with it

[@kingfuzzbut7694]

I'm on it

[@banzeyegaming2234]

“Why do they slow down if shot in the arm?” My answer? *PAIN*

[@ilovemyorange5989]

Thats actually right

[@sakshamkesarwani4770]

Actually and totally correct according to my calculations cuz ur correct I jst wanted to write something long cuz im bored I dont know what to write now Im out of ideas Have u seen teen titans go? Do u know about the episode in which beast boy and cyborg say waffle Now im tired and i gotta sleep Bye!

[@ilovemyorange5989]

@@sakshamkesarwani4770 byeeeeee

[@mrshore2398]

Gamers: I am shot in the arm but not in the leg so I should not be slowed down Also gamers when they are shot in the arm: "FUC FUC FUC FUC FUC FUC FUC FUC FUC" *movement slows down by 100000000000000000 percent*

[@Gmoneysix]

‏‏‎ ‎

[@pacifistminigun3987]

5:27it's always nice to start playing a game, thinking about something, and then realizing the community who joined before you thought the same lol

[@lemonsummoner]

1 year later and there is now a character who’s a Ability is literally a gun

[@ariquemoinulrahid8078]

2 guns*

[@ecstaxi]

yes what a PAIN

[@injuredbob4941]

Well my dads a doctor and when I asked him that he said that there are a lot of muscles and veins in the arm and if those were to get wounded it can give the injured person a muscle cramp slowing them down or just paralyze them for a moment

[@fredcheaib8511]

injured weeb thank you

[@wardlin4759]

Appreciate it

[@blueblood24x79]

Liar

[@MsEevee]

Blueblood 24X7 then what is YOUR reasoning?

[@fairuzmohammad729]

@@blueblood24x79 ANSWER YOU WUSS

[@myrealnameis2783]

I’m a medical student and I can say that when you get shot in the arm or hand you will lose blood and your body will be in an emergency state where there is 2 options generally either A)you enter in a fight or flight response due to high levels of adrenaline and noradrenaline causing you to run faster than your regular speeds and this lasts for a while or B)your body enters a severe shock state called hemorrhagic shock and make you slower and if not treated you will enter a coma then after some time death may occur.

[@user-oy5wx6ub5s]

This is the answer i needed thank you

[@myrealnameis2783]

!さあ誰でしょう! Welcome

[@wannaseemyrabbit4803]

oh man. I didnt expected that :D

[@rosestreets]

What are my chances after head shot tho

[@bpyzco6686]

@@rosestreets 0

[@bababoey7890]

Getting shot in the arm usually puts you in a little version of shock and you also have the flight or fight response so it’s a game so it might be slowing down for the fight response

[@satyamedh]

6:30 well that didnt age well

[@NotElementary]

i was going to comment that lool

[@coolkidex]

2:50 What happens when you get shot in the arm is called the "FIBS" factor, stands for F*** I've Been Shot. It's a natural reaction your body does where you go into a quick state of shock following the impact of the bullet. This can be because your heart skips a beat, or because of stress, and can most certainly stop you in your tracks, even being a non fatal shot.

[@yujaehyun1925]

I feel like trained agents like the Valorant would be able to control that though

[@cytusdux7439]

@@yujaehyun1925 to an extent probably but I doubt there's any sort of way to completely nullify that reaction

[@elijahjohn2317]

I understood everything in the first line itself

[@fairyofshampoop]

"don't lie, we all wanted to make a beat out sova's shock dart." ...i-i-i-i wonder who does that

[@olsialla5275]

thats what i do haahaaha

[@orangejuice2485]

@yash jadhav no shit

[@LordDarknes7147]

bruh too accurate

[@glowsquidlive_]

@yash jadhav bro so a ain't my main but every time I play him, cant lie, do that lol

[@arcanesidus_]

Me not even knowing Sova’s how made a beat: 🤡

[@ComicalYT]

6:00 there is a point where Raze says "whats that? oh sorry I was listening to music"

[@ComicalYT]

yeah its a neon chat where neon goes "Oy, Raze? Raze! Ugh, 'di bale na..." so raze goes "WAIT, WHAT? I'M LISTENING TO MUSIC, LET ME JUST...you say something? What did she say?"

[@waterbillinc1009]

6:35 Marco: Never on console Riot Games: yea......... about that

[@jayassharma659]

HEAR ME OUT: Cypher says "one of my cameras is broken", that means he has more than one camera? why doesn't he use them all instead of just one??

[@urjitchakraborty5813]

I think he only has one device to watch one camera and can’t swap. Plus game balance

[@ptabakis]

"His wiretraps are also considered as cameras. He can see them through the walls, he can see, he is Cypher"

[@sachio8610]

@@ptabakis wiretraps

[@ptabakis]

@@sachio8610 brainfart right there

[@dragonus9635]

Because it has acool down rpobs like when it breaks it gets fixed.

[@enticingsalad0847]

I think Omen's "scatter" voice line kinda makes sense - whenever the enemy omen ults a few people on my team normally 'scatter' to figure out if he is nearby

[@YujinOnYT]

Bruh same as killjoy “You should run”

[@apyr1055]

He needs to scatter to teleport, he needs to let go of his physical form to teleport, that's why he says "Scatter"

[@tertul7060]

yeah like when people go back to their own spawn to see if omen popped up

[@YujinOnYT]

Apyr its two meanings XD

[@timewalker2447]

@@apyr1055 meanwhile yoru and chamber: omen you living in 90s??

[@Seanythecool1]

Riot Games: You don’t kill with abilities Also Riot Games: Creates Chamber lol

[@affanvh5746]

Lets also not talk about molly.

[@Bluzlbee]

as a reload chronic Phoenix at 1:02 is very very accurate, I've self banned myself from Ares and Odin

[@frrred_]

5:42 lord forgive for what imma bout do

[@harperj7663]

My god dude

[@TheGeordieSpade]

jesus christ man

[@cleanglue6008]

We have lost a soldier I repeat we have lost a soldier

[@kinglegend7243]

🤔🤔🤔 Go on.

[@shingouki6392]

MAN DOWN I REPEAT MAN DOWN !

[@gxrou._7962]

"why do you have to stand still to aim?" me : have you ever tried csgo?

[@vincentthebeing2959]

The best play I have done was smoke cat walk and sprayed in the smoke and this trash team just kept walking in the bullets

[@fairuzmohammad729]

*laughs in rainbow six siege*

[@BrightRomeo]

That's how you know they never did.

[@valhalla3357]

They wanna be mob bosses spraying uzis horizontally

[@trip8924]

You can aim while moving if you aim

[@elliottstorer6092]

I'd like to confirm, Sage's wall is made out of radianite, a fictional substance that powers alot of the abilities in the game.

[@watermelonseed947]

5:02 Sova's bow is made mainly of a fictional element called Radianite that gives special abilities (Jett's updraft, Sage walls, etc.) and can be put inside devices (Killjoy's entire kit, Cypher's entire kit, etc.) to make them stronger or change the makeup of the tip of an arrow to make it bounce. 6:52 Sage's "Ice Wall" is made of pure Radianite and so it appears to be like jade or ice.

[@stuffido1536]

Omen says "scatter" when he uses ult because in order to teleport, he needs to let go of his body, his astral, unphysical body or whatever. He needs to do that. He needs to let go of his hold keeping his body together. It's in one of his voicelines. They mention how omen only manages to stay whole because of his cloak and his hold of his body, he literally needs to "scatter" to teleport. They also mention how painful omen feels when he lets go of it. Just a fun fact.

[@timewalker2447]

meanwhile yoru and chamber: omen you living in 90s??

[@shivadatta6002]

Bro omen doesnt has body ..he has only shadow

[@kietnguyen2523]

@@shivadatta6002 so he's basically Manhattan :))))

[@captainleegames4995]

True he doesn't know how he is made. He's has 2 bodies if i'm correct one is his old human body and one is his ghost or spirital body and essentially he says scatter because he needs to split his body in half or something not sure on the full details

[@haloodiff]

or hes telling them to scatter to find him

[@jessejones9205]

The "Scatter" thing actually does make sense. You don't always know where he is going to teleport, so the opposing team "scatters" to try to find Omen before he becomes a threat, and he knows it.

[@Zerathen]

True I'm an omen main

[@st4rdyy]

Yep

[@anuragmondal7226]

Big bren time

[@peanut6026]

Sound queue bro

[@dipalibaul9120]

that abilities clip reminds me of that one clip where sova ulted at the beginning and got all five with a single shot

[@krishnav7304]

The phoenix heal thing is like viper according to lore viper can filter her own toxin but not the enemy or"mirror viper's " toxins

[@heisenberd7529]

Basically, bullet hurt so stop moving. Walk slow cuz hurt bad.

[@scr3am273]

Thats what i call an explanation

[@SubToTGL]

I actually have a reason but it’s not amazing, I ran track and field and one big thing you learned is to pump your arms when you run (especially during sprints) so you can’t run, I don’t know I might be overthinking it

[@jamiemaximovich9132]

iHazardous roght

[@organictuna]

Have big brain hear

[@xdoblivion2134]

Exactly

[@SharpieBS]

I’m a doctor When you get shot in the arm it hurts Edit:thanks for likes

[@NightWidow_]

Really?!?!?

[@adnaan_animations8136]

yes thant rghi

[@SharpieBS]

@BaconQUO Gaming because I need to do Reasherch in medbay

[@cornhead6873]

"I'm no Doctor but I can patch a Bullet hole or two" -Skye

[@lewisdaniels1083]

Yes

[@m0nsta_bh61]

Ima need a full version of that beat

[@JashandeepSingh-jp4zq]

that reload animation while switching guns is to make player aware or have a feel of weapon change

[@HeavyShores]

“Fire doesn’t melt jade” Scorpion: X to Doubt

[@MsEevee]

TeMarion Marshall GET OVER HERE

[@storm_train]

Im a scorpion main☹️

[@teakoy9073]

"why do i have to stand still to aim" meanwhile some people run around with perfect headshot aim

[@vinoths1613]

every match i play theres always that one guy who never stops running but always headshots me while i try to spray him

[@literallyjustaboat8562]

Big facts

[@palind9884]

counter strafing?

[@ArcherALT]

@@palind9884 that and luck. my friend got an Ace and consistently keeps getting at least 1 kill per round by running towards the enemy while shooting. He plays raze, so the kills are not always from his gun, but yeah, RNG just works better for some people

[@literallyjustaboat8562]

@@palind9884 no I counter strafe sometimes and you usually see the person stop moving for like 0.5 seconds when they shoot

[@netxiss4021]

when you are scooped in with an op and shooting it goes perfectly straight but when you are scooped out and standing still the bullets go into another dimension

[@caleb6916]

that beat was sickk!!

[@archangel3433]

Raze’s headphones are probably for her bombs, she needs to protect her eardrums ya know.

[@Orizuo]

Sometimes she says that she listens to music in the begin of a round.

[@Camdoon]

in her cinematic she has a phone and plays music in the head phones

[@pacifistminigun3987]

@@Orizuo ikr

[@demirefezarifoglu9474]

naahh she listens to the music shat the heck up

[@junhon05]

Wow it’s almost as if the guns they shoot don’t harm them like twice as much

[@fireyegaming414]

5:48 - There's a raze voice line that entirely fixes this- "Brimstonezillo, You sure I can't listen to music? You're really bringing me down here, man!"

[@Fyubu]

Brimstonezinho not Brimstonezillo

[@st4rdyy]

It's a nicknamee

[@lilmiget2984]

that beat is amazing

[@docloose6192]

6:52 that's thermodynamics my dude, and as such, it belongs is the physics department lmao

[@lecryingseal9866]

I feel like raze has her headphones so her ears don’t bleed and she just vibin in her intro.

[@gameronstage1890]

I thought you were the Russian badger

[@artilire]

Ehhum Why would her ears bleed

[@Numb3rsDontLi3]

Reminds me of the girl from the third blade movie who would listen to heavy techno and slice the shit outta vampires.

[@yoshikagekira35]

@@artilire bang bang too loud for ears simple so you can understand idiot

[@maturechimp1219]

Yeah exactly

[@sams_salad_service3653]

"who would pay 100$ for a skin?!" All the CSGO players: ....

[@bubbles13244]

I have a knife for 190XD

[@xyns4402]

@@bubbles13244 the cheapest knifes are around 100 - 200 there are skins that costs more than 1500 like dragon lore. money hungry companies lmao

[@bubbles13244]

@@xyns4402 1500 for a dragon lore? You wish

[@xyns4402]

@@bubbles13244 if one day i become billionaire i wont buy it. companies like valve dont give a shit they clearly steal player's money, you got me wrong

[@xyns4402]

@@bubbles13244 what would a 1500 dollars, 50 pixels gun give me? what will i get from it?

[@linaaveya5055]

the impact of getting shot by a bullet is what slows u down; it creates a shock in ur body and ur body has its responses to that, which can include slowing down, passing out, feeling light-headed, etc.

[@freddeplant3579]

i love how he said so seriously 'it's chemistry'

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"How can Raze hear footsteps if she's wearing headphones and listening to music?" Other KZbinrs would've done that question first and advertised Raycon earbuds

[@clowd6555]

Its you AGAIN

[@coda7215]

yep found this ghost again

[@rubensbarclay4034]

It’s him. He has returned

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

Can you people just reply to him roleplaying?, Not "oMg YoU'rE EvErYwHErE" just pretend he's a normal commenter

[@sokkaornotsokka7667]

Of course you gotta be here Justin Y.'s clone

[@gripghoulshorts2503]

Valorant makes no sense *I played three matches and NOBODY was toxic? WTF?*

[@infoniwceniocwdhvredidhave8126]

I felt that

[@rocker56_]

Another piplup

[@OTLSitachi-so1qv]

played three matches in asia silver, got called a mofo

[@ThimaiahBaduvamanda]

My first match ever I nearly got reported for being new and not knowing stuff

[@t7rawbi704]

I played so many matches and I have met only 2 salty guys

[@rishandas9316]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THAT SOVA BEAT, MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUEEE

[@Sayll]

The juggle physics on the viper dance during the sova beat tho

[@corb5905]

Glad I wasnt the only one

[@ImBenGee]

"Why do i have to stand still to aim!?" yet i still get killed by a headshot every fking game by people running and shooting with a vandal.

[@CE-bb5rk]

Anti strafing my dude, that's likely how

[@ImBenGee]

@@CE-bb5rk you'd be surprised 😂

[@yapoholic]

Either lucky shots, played too many movement FPS’s, or they just kept using a Vandal. (Headshot Instant Kills)

[@actuallyjustanapple]

It's possible the spray just hit u. Counter strayfing is also SUPER good in the game

[@souravsagadia365]

Nope they actually don't exactly shoot u while moving....for like half a sec they stand still and in that moment they shoot u...ur latency makes it look like they were continously strafing....the nvidia reflex crap also goes in their favour in that moment!!!

[@DissedRedEngie]

"Who would buy 100 dollar skins?" *cs:go knife market has left the chat*

[@jockeyfield1954]

well, as I like to say "if no one else has it, it's valuable"

[@dionagona8205]

Again with this though, at least I could get at least 50% of my money back if I wanted to. Plus those skins are rare via rng, and while I’m glad valorant doesn’t pull the rng crap they still neglect to make decent prices for their cosmetics. Especially ones that can’t be resold.

[@DissedRedEngie]

@@dionagona8205 so it's fine when you scam someone out of 700 dollars for a digital skin?

[@dionagona8205]

I personally hate CSSO for their loot boxes, it’s gambling hands down. But I’m not gonna stand here saying a pack of similar skins made by one designer is worth 100$ per person when it isn’t unique and has a 0$ resale value unless your account is sold (which is against TOS). Both systems are bad, but to justify what valorant is doing with something worse is like saying I’m only getting scammed consistently (valorant points and outrageous set prices) instead of occasionally (boxes and keys that have rng) so it’s better.

[@lilcrippie5927]

Burning team captain

[@vssaishravan9241]

that beat thing with sova's arrow was so true!!!XD

[@zhyli4615]

i dont even play valorant (that much) but i love this, gg youre funny sir

[@Titi-zm7gr]

I love how today's "microtransactions" actually cost more than a AAA game... Microtransactions? More like MACROtransactions

[@roraxgaming3102]

Megatransactions

[@privatefrizz8627]

Why do you think he calls himself Macro...?

[@kiryukazuma7960]

Oi Narancia

[@tonlliw]

Private Frizz, his name do me Marcos irl and macro is a word I don’t quite know the definition of so bada big bada boom

[@Smilxy-music]

The big mac

[@frogsoepic2878]

I was running while aiming once and I annihilated the middle class so I don’t know what you’re on pal

[@nexfur]

ono

[@Redwater-tb3mi]

Dam

[@Redwater-tb3mi]

he do be killing kids out here

[@sneakyfiregaming9005]

*s o m e t h i n g a i n t r i g h t*

[@craig7405]

running while aiming is way too forgiving in valorant. i get that they're trying to appeal to people who havent played an fps before but it takes very little skill to kill someone in valorant

[@Unpug]

Amazing video!

[@chzZzmc]

5:10 Ok Dio Brando, I’m Jonathan Joestar. Now give me back my body.

[@CFootprints]

Everyone on twitter: WhY dO I nEEd tO stAnD sTiLL To Be accUrATe?! Everyone in game: huehue run n gun go brr brr

[@koriroti]

Lol your comment made me spit up

[@kaku4778]

ratatatatataatatataaa

[@damuff1nn4n36]

and when enemy runs and shoot they get headshots everytime while i run and shoot i never hit them

[@booper6223]

Person: "It's basic physics." Marco: "No... it's chemistry" Me (who took a science class once.): "WTF NO ITS THERMODYNAMICS"

[@kevinnathanielesquibel9143]

I though that's a myth?

[@ramiztudio3208]

@@kevinnathanielesquibel9143 No, its an opinion XD

[@gpaulatheist]

Thermodynamics comes under both Physics & Chemistry

[@corysmall1122]

Me: "It's simple geometry."

[@ryanchoo9427]

@@corysmall1122 bruh it clearly has to be geography

[@AyuKasioy_]

"You don't shoot with your abilities" Chamber: "I'm just not here"

[@kurtsebastiancabral9109]

Sova's beat was prolly the best part of this video HAHAHAHA

[@flamingburritto]

"First of all thats chemistry" Idk man thermodynamics is a part of physics so..

[@jacobdacosta8249]

I was wrong

[@SuperSable]

i studied thermodynamics in chemistry so yeah ......

[@sadbanana5896]

@@jacobdacosta8249 www.google.com/search?q=is+melting+ice+a+chemical+change&oq=is+melting+ice+a+chemical+change&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l7.5959j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 NA education? Change of state is a physical change.

[@pradeepgarg1674]

@@sadbanana5896 um yes but it's the factor of fire and ice bruh its not that changing a state it's comparison

[@virusj216]

@@pradeepgarg1674 yes it is about change of state...

[@DownDance]

Raze is not allowed to use hear headphones: She says at the beginning of a round, that Brimstone doesn't allow it...

[@chinyereugwoke7578]

ahhhh i've never heard it strange

[@ryanleu8441]

“Brimstone, you sure I can’t listen to music? Your really bringing me down man”

[@vamsikrishna7755]

@@ryanleu8441 Brimstone'Zeo * lol.. i play Brim a lot and she says that whenever i don't get many kills

[@acxiz1596]

0:57 I was waiting for the “westjeyt” lmao

[@graczergier4818]

I agree wirh making beat from sovas bow, and they don't jam bullets, they pull'n safety mode off

[@itz_xsuo301]

POV: Your looking for the comment of a Doctor

[@swapnageorge4018]

You're*. Im sorry to be that guy but i'm itching inside

[@mystikk3025]

Actually i'm looking ti see if someone saw that that was ragtagg

[@edydanneal4717]

Yessir

[@aayushmaankhosla5618]

Damnn

[@yamjam3075]

Na I'm looking for someone who corrected him and said that melting ice is actually indeed physics because when you heat up the molecules blah blah blah physically strong fire

[@exspyerdmilk]

The “you don’t kill with abilities” was proven kind of false after Morello said on Twitter that abilities only kill you when you don’t respect them like if you don’t respect a raze nade and you just walk right through, it will kill you, but if you respect it and run away from the nade you won’t die from it.

[@DadYT]

True, but couldn't the same thing be said for the actual guns? If you don't move away from an area where bullets are flying, you will die.

[@ThePikeOfDestiny]

@@DadYT bullets arent reactable abilities are

[@TyOn2Wheels314]

@@ThePikeOfDestiny Just because they're reactable, doesn't mean it's always possible to avoid them.

[@ThePikeOfDestiny]

@@TyOn2Wheels314 if youre not in a position to avoid them that's your fault, there's never any position where you can avoid bullets

[@TyOn2Wheels314]

@@ThePikeOfDestiny Right, and the next time you're slowed by a sage as soon as you plant and a raze ults you when you have no way to escape. Just tell your self you just shouldnt have died from the explosive.

[@retardpostinginc.4748]

6:50 The chemical definition of temperature, is in fact derived from physics. This is because of the very definition of temperature which is the atoms/molecules sum of kinetic energy (when something is hot, the molecules move rapidly around, bouncing into other things and transfer some of their kinetic energy onto the thing they bounce into, hereby raising the temperature of said object.)

[@Fruitloops810]

In one of the voiclines with raze and brim, raze says “aw brimstone you sure i cant listen to music its really bringing me down here” confirming she isnt listening to music

[@nathandavalos7666]

When you get shot you will feel an immediate burning sensation in the area you were shot in. When you get shot after a bit of time your body will prioritize your vital organs and move a lot more blood to the center. Also the type of gun matters because an assault weapon is made to shatter and destroy everything. If an assault weapon hits a bone it will shatter it, if a handgun shot you it might break and dislocate a few joints. Not to mention, bullets travel usually at 900 mph so the speed of it in itself could leave a big wound. Bleeding out could also kill you, even if it's a bullet to a limb it can still kill you just from bleeding out. (best thing to do is a apply a tourniquet) Also Bullets don't enter the human body perfectly, they will usually ricochet and expand inside the body and destroy every tissue it touches. Even if you were able to survive a gunshot you might have to have the limb that you were shot in amputated because of infection. Getting shot in the arm can be deadly because we have so many huge veins and arteries in ourarms and legs that need to stay intact for us to stay alive. Edit: I am not a doctor I just did a little bit of research

[@cherrymarshmallow]

Ok

[@williamzepf7532]

Actual answer that is correct

[@bobygutierrez9420]

Damn, pretty good information man

[@lolzismadd]

jesus christ

[@aguirrejessiepiolo4655]

I should have trust my gut feelin not to click see more.

[@AugustCc077]

I'm no doctor but I'll tell you, getting shot in the arm, HURTS

[@julioquinto7842]

but thats not how it works big guy

[@kickbucket4887]

You go through shock when you get shot in the arm

[@souravsagadia365]

People who continously r used to it....plus there is something called Adreaneline bro

[@jiaweiye9489]

@@souravsagadia365 Wtf do u think the game calculates ur sweat glands too?

[@saqlainhyder5412]

Yeah, and getting shot in the leg doesn't hurt at all

[@koreanjesusch.7043]

Bruh the sova beat is so accurate 😂

[@reiz1211]

the reason is more like that when a bullet hits you in the arm in real life the force that the bullet travels hits you and in the same time you hit the bullet with the same force, so you would go a bit in the direction the bullet was going. (hope it made sense im bad at explaining things but its physics)

[@SolihullTrainspotter]

Getting shot in the arm is very similar to being shot in the leg, in the fact that it is extremely life changing if you survive (which is unlikely) as in both you’re arms and you’re legs there are highly important main arteries, which is cut or tester from a knife or bullet, massive amounts of blood will be lost and if not treated extremely fast, could lead to death as like said before, fatal amounts of blood would be lost.

[@ertywert4317]

Omg dude why arent you at the top of the comments??!! A random dude is saying nothing would happen and he said it only makes sense because of the shock!

[@SolihullTrainspotter]

erty wert thanks lol, I know all that stuff because I’m a medical cadet. Thanks for the support and the guy you’re on about even got a like from macro!

[@SolihullTrainspotter]

erty wert kind of funny that he said that honestly, it is true that you would be in shock but you would fatally bleed out in minutes

[@daisygonzalez1088]

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[@winters4n]

Like this so macro can pin and heart this

[@eowynbengiovanni2444]

5:41 now that's some hentai physics

[@undercoversmonk5712]

And i dont like this fucking cursed kind of physics

[@zetsu6888]

@@undercoversmonk5712 this actually looks so disturbing

[@undercoversmonk5712]

@@zetsu6888 finally someone who understands me!

[@spyderasan2625]

I was just gonna say that it hurts as heck so you can’t run due to pain

[@daisygonzalez1088]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3Oapp9tfZmih6c

[@coolboi1785]

This was my entry video to the channel.i am your biggest fan

[@nicoloalfonsodizon]

Omen: Scatter! The enemy team: Scatter find that omen!!

[@csongorkereszturi4776]

Why does Phoenix flick up his collar after using his ult does he just need to look his best for slaughtering the enemys

[@tonlliw]

Yes, yes he does

[@Slash766]

Why not?

[@kamachan1230]

*yes*

[@imbored4821]

y e s

[@brendenjt5158]

Professionals have standards

[@osprei5347]

"Have you ever tried running and aiming?".....Titanfall in a nutshell

[@Wizard_YT_4]

*slowly claps* bro didn't you heard what macro said it is becoz of chambering bullets again and again

[@pragyachakraborty8679]

And now Hyperscape the whole game's about getting kills while jumping in air, running, teleporting and what not

[@danielllitpek2014]

@@Wizard_YT_4 Then go with an automatic rifle, if you have problems yourself

[@bobtomlinson3873]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6LQaIhvZ5WXZtk

[@adriandeveraaa]

Nah, Escape from Tarkov in a nutshell.

[@Adamin_The_III]

*fire melts ice* and that's what I call a chemistry 😎

[@bumtee1223]

"why do i have to stand still to aim?" see, theres this funny little guy called physics.

[@theracc9935]

4:57 Sage: You fought well *Immediately is pummelled with a full blast of buckshot in her face*

[@MineCreed]

That wasnt the enemy sage

[@galaktikk6647]

@@MineCreed AYO LOOK UP "DEFINITION OF "JOKE" THEN COME BACK

[@enflamedhuevos]

I wish you could clip on KZbin

[@mikura3983]

thats a judge

[@LiterallyDeepie]

@@MineCreed but that's the joke

[@generalhenrystickmin]

Macro sure does love exposing games.

[@sketch328]

he didnt expose them tho?

[@coolrock1628]

You said it

[@bannaman4208]

Spoopii isa joke

[@chicken_shadowz2138]

@@bannaman4208 a bad one

[@omaarfazey2363]

Yo, this shit is dope! I really enjoyed the wacky commentary 😂😂😂😂

[@NiftySquares]

3:00 - AGGGH! I'M PISSED!

[@-cloudfall-]

Without having any experience, I'd imagine that getting shot in the arm makes you walk slower because bullets hurt.

[@zaqcancio7033]

im joking btw

[@mawholdi7309]

I'm no doctor, but my guess would have to be that the reason you can't move when getting shot in the arm is because you are too busy screaming for the sole reason that it fucking hurts.

[@jorgerenteria7195]

How they shot head body every where but they don’t complain

[@kitothekito915]

@@jorgerenteria7195 they stop it

[@vadapav777]

5:39😂😂best

[@JosephGabrielMSison]

JETT IS SO CUTE BACK THERE AAAAAAHHH!

[@nero5059]

Raze has headphones, but i dont think she listen to music, they are just there to don't be deaf if she hear the explosions... idk

[@goofydack]

Guess what, Brimstone sometimes tells Raze to not play music.

[@clipsergg5490]

watch colour of the town video by valorant

[@whatdadogdoin6178]

5:41 KZbin:Imma end this man's whole career the 2nd time

[@warumdaaarum]

Wtf are those tiddie physics

[@yukiko_72]

@@warumdaaarum exacltly lol

[@ahalaalakbar7067]

ThisIsDab lol

[@dreadfalcon1691]

4:57 rip sage Sage's last words. "we fought well"

[@DefNotKris20610]

Viper's "B" when dancing to the beat

[@Alberto-sv1ou]

6:55 no its not chemistry there is no chemical reaction its a physical reaction where the high energy from the fire excites the ice particles breaking their bonds and turning them liquid (more heat = more energy = less solid marerials)

[@jeewee3925]

LOL

[@Alberto-sv1ou]

@@jeewee3925 im sorry but im a science fanatic and i live to explain this shit to people xd

[@dibangshuprasad12c77]

Wait, correct me if I'm wrong, if it's breaking their molecular bonds then doesn't it come under chemistry? I mean I've never read about molecular bonds breaking in physics yet so I could be wrong. Atomic relationships are different thing tho

[@JosEdBernal]

It is Physics, but fire does not break molecular bonds. Ice is still made out of water molecules; it reduces the cohesive force by increasing the kinetic energy of the ice molecules (aka warming them) via thermal radiation thus water changes states of matter from solid to liquid (melting).

[@adamwillson5418]

you know the whole video is a joke right? Like ik its physics but cmon, it rlly doesnt matter

[@galaktikk6647]

5:31 At this point im questioning humanity

[@flavs4845]

5:43 bouncy

[@galaktikk6647]

@@flavs4845 indeed

[@thecrimsonshadow7024]

5:30 is the song about sova's bow, your welcome future me :)

[@alekssbound]

what makes no sense to me is how every time you pull out an ability kay/o has a different model, like in loading screen he looks like a person in a suit or armour or a vest/helmet, but on the card/in-game he has the oval shape core in his chest, and more bulky armour, and his arms have actual vibrating energy looks inside the forearm (when one of the abilities are being held)

[@uraveragejoe4439]

I'm a doctor and to answer your question, your arm is your heart. The government was hiding the fact that your bicep was the heart.

[@trulyimpossible4124]

I knew those darn doctors were lying to us! Time to kill my kid with polio and not letting him get vaccinated!

[@fartchannelremoved8305]

Look at this absolute bafoon🤡🤦 heart is your brain, it’s making extra veins that are hair🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@geo1504]

Ambulance ! Nah I’m actually a doctor doctor and you heart is in your foot and toenails help pump blood

[@fartchannelremoved8305]

Just a Pretzel 🤡🤡🤡

[@baayz6603]

Just a Pretzel nah ambulance is right. Just look at his name

[@Mor0sis]

5:25 this is actually so relatable lmao

[@biscuitjam4153]

The reason why omen shouts "Scatter" during ult phase because of how many times he died on the lore where he was shattered to pieces and scattered. Everytime he tp, he scatter himself molding out his existent particles especially when ulting. Somehow Omen is trying to focus himself so he wouldn't scatter himself. Once Omen was not able to control himself and scatter, he will die.