Hit Me With Your Car, Again

[@TrueDarkMajin]

This was the secret link of the day today on Philip DeFranco’s channel. Glad I clicked it 😆🤙🏾

[@cameronbrennan4109]

The last line is the best.

[@hoyola1]

LOLOL Phil is a schill. You boys write about him like he's the shit. LOLOLOL

[@nateschindler4866]

@@hoyola1 i mean if you got a better source of information or evidence that hes a “schill” then please do provide it, rather than just LOLOLOLOLing. Not really being very helpful by doing the latter

[@yggdrasilburnes]

@@nateschindler4866 I think what Kungini is trying to say here is that DeFranco has an established history of promoting KZbin's destructive anti-consumer antics and regularly shunning the issues and betrayals of smaller creators, not unlike the Kleins of H3H3. There dozens of documentaries on his actions and lack thereof when it comes to "supporting independant creators." Why he bothered linking here is probably just on a whim or good optics, but as a secret link, I highly doubt he did it to promote Value Select's channel.

[@nateschindler4866]

@@yggdrasilburnes well shoot, i had no idea. Thanks for the info

[@TJ_Sauce]

This isn't just plain depression anymore, this is a mission. He is *determined* to get hit by a moving vehicle and *nothing* is going to stop him. Character development at its finest.

[@ValueSelectTV]

It's gamer time. Always has been, always will be.

[@RED-sl2le]

Value Select thank you so much for giving us this masterpiece I can’t tell you how much I’ve been waiting for this

[@lucasnadamas9317]

@@ValueSelectTV gamer×big brother crossover confirmed?

[@pointblank2890]

He's on a mission now And that mission? Insurance Fraud.

[@Sam-cy1ch]

@@ValueSelectTV We're in the endgamer now.

[@bobbobson088]

VS: Sings gibberish to a backdrop of asteroids. Me, nodding along: same

[@ValueSelectTV]

We've all been there, y'know?

[@Mistery1307]

Hey, it's not gibberish! Check the captions and you'll get to see the true genius behind his lyrics, haha.

[@jos26]

Mistery1307 how could you hear it? xD

[@Oleg-px3us]

@@Mistery1307 You're doing god's work. Pumpkin that ham on the heat, whoah!

[@lizzie-4011]

Mistery1307 lmao

[@vezorack8414]

This hits real hard right now. This being a car.

[@Kaxology]

Lucky.

[@littlewyzard]

This comment never gets old

[@realultraformerlyultranact6542]

Ally S Sorta like children hit by a car.

[@beahgg]

@@ratopretotm8698 yes

[@allen-simpson]

Sometimes people post shit like "I died xD", but you actually just almost killed me and my legal team will be in contact.

[@mohnjilligan3830]

Yes oh yes, another iconic video in your recent "Im shirtless at some point in the video" series

[@ValueSelectTV]

Had to do it to 'em.

[@gregspencer3225]

I mean, I'm not complaining

[@HouseOfDoo]

Can anybody out there make a Shirtless Mr. Select playlist?

[@Wafflescom]

gotta show off the goods somehow lol

[@nicholasolson2510]

Why would I hit you with my car, when I've already hit you with my heart?

[@Placeholder_Title]

For the sweet insurance cash

[@umniyahirfan5026]

So that he can collect disability checks

[@ValueSelectTV]

HMWYC FULL CLASSIC version coming to SPOTIFY at 100k subscribers as SWORN via BLOOD OATH. SO IF YOU ENJOY, CLICK SUBSCRIBE!

[@roscobosco5644]

Value Select can you bring back the ‘happy golden age’ t-shirt for a limited time as well?

[@coolbeans7426]

Bean or no bean?

[@masternerd64]

*priming alt accounts*

[@garansbabarans]

Thank you for liking your own comment

[@peterlynch9929]

How the fuck do I sub twice?

[@abdulomar3538]

A mixture of suicidal tendencies and capitalism. An American dream.

[@VanessaMagick]

Same vibes as Shop Vac

[@momisacat]

Holy moly lol

[@drdvh]

what could possibly more patriotic these days?

[@franz.francisco]

sounds more like japan to me lol

[@Trailtracker]

hmm south korea hmm

[@thatminer66]

Ah... Suicidal Capitalism: Remix

[@ValueSelectTV]

The Finest of Winest and Dinest

[@DeezNaels]

In the Soviet Union it’s just suicidal

[@r_a_d_i_o_]

For once in my life... I’m happy that I’m awake at 4:25 AM on a Wednesday.

[@spacestriker324]

Agreed

[@nyxos0]

Hello fellow East-coaster 😂

[@KaliTakumi]

Same

[@evandonham7346]

Amen brother

[@kafkabigmon]

me too nugga

[@LorenzoDoesntExist]

I recommend that everyone look up the live version of this. It's incredible.

[@ValueSelectTV]

[@markmalinowski5951]

@@ValueSelectTV Yup. Dude's got some pipes. I'd reckon most KZbinrs can't perform all of their stuff live like VS does.

[@ahoymatey2622]

Its so good!

[@mercymaddox]

The love i my FAVORITE

[@BrodySchoonMusic]

Heavy metal screaming intensifies

[@articular5802]

THE KING IS BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

[@ValueSelectTV]

WE ASCEND!

[@rohanmehta8148]

Especially the ladies... and their cars

[@millemanh]

He has returned. Unlike my actual father

[@ValueSelectTV]

And I brought the cigarettes I was talking about too!

[@adlerdrahms758]

0:42 is the slickest thing I've ever seen

[@luissantiago5163]

Ikr? Perfect

[@ericchan5396]

that's pure magic, baby.

[@bigdadbeefsticks]

Yeah that was seamless as hell

[@caderidley2309]

Smooth as "I can't believe it's not butter"

[@t_y8274]

Had to replay it again just to be sure

[@paladin1164]

You listen for the music when happy, and the lyrics when sad. Truly one of the songs of our time.

[@ValueSelectTV]

Truer words have never not been spoken

[@MaladyKayjo]

Braking news: Sexier version of Neil Cicierega makes a song about attempting suicide to gain under the flawed system capitalism, it’s really good

[@WatchVidsMakeLists]

Value Select cover of _Two Trucks_ when?

[@noahhoyle3462]

Value Select is pretty darn hot, but nobody's sexier than Neil

[@beaniebean4885]

Are you saying Neil isn't sexy? Have you heard sweet bod?!

[@MaladyKayjo]

Bandana Boi no he is

[@CrackerMilk]

Very good. Very, very good.

[@GroundBeefed]

Yes

[@KonkeyDongkey]

Crackermilk

[@theloafdude8304]

AHHH IT'S CRACKMILK

[@alexxd6820]

Oh damn its actually crackermilk

[@mrjellyfish2]

too late to explore the earth. too early to explore space. just right to live in the era of value select.

[@rickole7404]

this is the early phase of his career, considering the popularity and fame he will (possibly) gain in the future

[@Potatoverse]

I want this to be a full fledged series.

[@ValueSelectTV]

Blessings from Mithras that this happens!

[@themostdeadmeme1609]

Mistery1307 who captioned the gibberish part is honestly a hero.

[@ValueSelectTV]

All hail! 😩🙏🏻

[@paulisthelegend]

Stonecold classic. It’ll be stuck in my head for days and I’m not complaining

[@Miaeka]

I'm still trying to dissect that flawless outfit switch at 0:42

[@ValueSelectTV]

MYSTIC MAGIC

[@cheesypancakes8756]

I never thought this song could be improved upon... But then again, you never have disappointed me before

[@samjonen4010]

Your right about that

[@metagas6946]

Hit Me With Your Car 2077: "Wake Up Select! We have a car to jump in front off."

[@nullnull9478]

FINALLY GOD THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

[@bobosegabab]

Nullennial for once... there is now a reason to believe

[@NotTheRedComet]

2 years since posting and this has only just now made it to my jam list for work. 2 years I could have been blessed with this, the kingliest of slow-jams, and missed it. 2 years wasted, in my opinion.

[@vvsvlogsYT]

Walking home last night, _wait where am I_

[@ValueSelectTV]

I'm.... LOST!

[@tempest-carabello-baum]

the transition from the black jacket to the white one...IMPECCABLE.

[@krismil]

A timely reminder. The world was simpler then. With all the additional burdens of 2020, this is poignant. Thank you.

[@Existent_sentient_being]

I unironically love this version and it’s been in my head for days now. I’ve been singing it out loud on calls with my friends, and that’s been quite fun because it’s a part of the collection of stuff I listen to very frequently. I also really like the fact that this video has a lot of effort put into it, like the transition to the white suit was smooth as hell, and then a few seconds later, it’s just the guy standing in front of a green screen. It’s perfect.

[@dappercrab4243]

How have you not gone viral yet!?!? You're honestly like the funniest creator on this platform. I've watched almost all of your videos 2-3 times each.

[@ValueSelectTV]

You honor me my brother! Ascension is steady, but imminent!

[@waltz4life]

The subtitles just make this video even better than it already was

[@joshua.dando01]

The greatest tale of our time retold once again

[@AnotherOcelot]

Damn this song makes me win every Rocket League tournament

[@ValueSelectTV]

I love to hear it.

[@AnotherOcelot]

@@ValueSelectTV OMG thanks for the heart :D

[@Mistery1307]

We lookin' like Old Town Road with all the re-releases and remixes on this song... (Edit: Captions are done! Please review them so I can go to sleep knowing I contributed to society.(Edit 2: Electric Boogaloo: It's approved, thanks everyone!(Edit 3: The one no-one asked for: Shout-out to all the other caption people, especially the Polish one, who actually translated even the gibberish part into the captions!)))

[@thejusmar]

The bottom of the hill mixes tho

[@Bardigrade]

How do I apply to become a caption creator?

[@officialkidwizard]

Don't mention that trash song on this channel, for God's sake.

[@Mistery1307]

@@Bardigrade You can click on the elipses menu and select "add translation", it'll take you there.

[@bowerickwowbagger89]

Man you even did the end card that’s some dedication

[@popemaria]

This has been playing nonstop inside my brain for a long time now and I don't think I ever want it to stop.

[@notreal5513]

I've waited many moons for this master crafted jem and it was worth every second

[@culinaryspecialistsam]

VS, you do an utterly amazing job at not only singing, but also giving off the exact look a dead man would have after just dying from getting slammed into by a bus, very very well done

[@Queen_Nyxie]

Three years later and that suit change is still as crisp as ever.

[@reumacka4795]

The sequel that no one wanted but everyone needed

[@ValueSelectTV]

[@DrywallJackson]

worth the wait... but why’d it still say “see you every day of april” at the end?

[@ValueSelectTV]

Shoot, I forgot to change it!

[@clarkwoods4861]

Wow I’m so glad we got a revisit of this song for the times! This song gets stuck in my head constantly and it’s truly a positive in my life so thank you for this again in 2020

[@ValueSelectTV]

Much love m'brother Clark!

[@PIVfirestarkproducon]

Everytime you appear you're more majestic than the last sighting Always proud of my son

[@ValueSelectTV]

[@sammysquids842]

I’ve watched this video maybe twenty times now and have been going through your whole catalogue all week. Your channel is criminally unseen my guy.

[@theendofthestart8179]

the first one was like easily one of my top 3 favorite videos, not just of yours, just like, at all, so when i saw this i texted everyone, including my grandma, thank you VS, youre the raddest man around.

[@ihateclouds5783]

Mr. Select I have Listened To This Song More Than Thirty Times In The Past Week Thank You For Your Service

[@Jarvalicious]

And when the world needed him most. He came back

[@ValueSelectTV]

[@eeeeeeea4857]

this is like one of my favorite videos had a child with my music taste and i absolutely adore it

[@Torobuck]

I've kept this song on loop for like 2 hours, thats how much I love it dude. I subbed man :)

[@ZovcDrafts]

Max, I love your art. Thank you for putting the time, effort, and refinement that goes into these projects. It shows. The words, jokes, and messages all resonate with me and put me in a reflective and energized state. I always find myself inspired to learn how to make songs of my own, inspired to get better at acting, photography, and editing, inspired to work with what I actually have at my disposal instead of accepting the excuse that I need some other piece of gear or a helping hand. I put on your 'Songs of Select' playlist and started working out for the first time in a while. I made it here before taking a break, I'm going to work out and stretch a little more before calling it a night. Thanks again, Huge Fan

[@anteros__]

The vocal chops are on a whole nother level.

[@ValueSelectTV]

Praise be to the Sandwich Man!

[@claytond4873]

This is the only thing giving me serotonin rn. I’ve been listening to it on repeat all day

[@zeuscoleback]

The auto-generated captions for this vid are Italian. Is there something you're not telling us?

[@ValueSelectTV]

I am a secret italian spy.

[@soldieraxis]

This is unironically the greatest sequel to anything that mankind has ever produced. Value Select delivers another amazing video.

[@africheeseyoutube]

This reminds me of Neil Cicierega’s music and I love it.

[@ValueSelectTV]

HONORED.

[@cookies23z]

God tier :) I love it also, nice captions lol And also, as someone who works private investigators for (mostly) insurance companies, dont fake it, or if you do, dont be a dumbass while faking injuries. Seriously, ive had way too many people who have claimed broken legs that just think its ok to walk out of their house to get the mail...

[@stevejackson3815]

An inspiring and moving story of a young gentleman's spiritual journey attempting to escape the embrace of consumption culture. Another masterpiece, Max!

[@ValueSelectTV]

Enjoy your day my brother!

[@stevejackson3815]

@@ValueSelectTV A response! 'Tis an honour.

[@Mezzy..]

That written intro is really beautiful

[@rifffo2965]

Me and a group of friends played the original in a music competition in my country

[@man2.071]

No one gonna talk about how smooth that transition to white was?

[@callmekremit7147]

this better blow up in a few hours this is golden

[@ValueSelectTV]

Mithras Bless Us!

[@binkerooney5175]

This was the best remix of 2020 and it’s pretty relatable like every song that’s put on the radio, so why am I not hearing it on the radio, it’s relatable and a bop

[@ramirobarrera587]

Value Select is back!!!! Good news for everyone Greetings from argentina

[@shodanxx]

Criminally underrated, we must stop these criminals and make them watch value select !

[@TheD736]

I always thought “happy golden age” had an edge of foreboding to it. Like “You know whats commin next baby”

[@germanc97-o6i]

I LOVE the transition at 0:42

[@Felipebrbrbrbr]

0:43. Oh wow! Just now I’ve realized how smooth that was

[@ValueSelectTV]

😎🌔

[@NotMothMan]

I can't stop listening to this.

[@daisyglitch2676]

I'm honored that I've been alive long enough to witness this beautiful historical moment ❤️

[@user-od6gf8le3n]

the most under appreciated series on youtube

[@braxtonfarrance421]

What a perfect day for this to come out on. Fantastic as always Mr. Value Select, much love to you.

[@ValueSelectTV]

And unto you my brother! Enjoy the day!

[@UsernameDoesntCare]

This is one of the most best remixes today. I swear.

[@lanatherana157]

Progressively more insane, perfect as always XD

[@ValueSelectTV]

Much love

[@rdken13]

The purple revere and descent into funk madness stirred within my loins a yearning for times of yore. The master has returned. Thank you.

[@boybiggs3940]

How is a video made in 2020 giving me such heavy nostalgia

[@justifiable]

Now This is the definition of a song

[@uluhru4evoh]

2017 video: attempts to be hit by car 2020 video: attempts to be hit by a Tesla Space Cybertruck amidst an asteroid field on 3rd anniversary of first attempt James O'Barr: *PERFECT*

[@durdudunsanders680]

I am so happy for this, Hit me with your car is my favourite video of yours! Thanks for blessing us!

[@ValueSelectTV]

Blessings of Smooth Jazz!

[@lukausedsteal1026]

This shouldn’t slap as nearly as hard as it does

[@ValueSelectTV]

You are a beautiful soul

[@SpicedMuffin]

you are my dream, your music is my soul your uploads mean more to me than any pizza roll

[@sunnyday2162]

1:46 is a gift for the ladies and I for one am thankful

[@BIGJUNK1MILLION]

This is magnitudes better than it has any right to be, and I fucking love it

[@NoahAbrahamson]

Dear Mr. Select, you wouldn't happen to have an instrumental to this, would you?

[@ValueSelectTV]

Unfortunately, not currently my man :(

[@leena6615]

The English captions at the gibberish made my day. Thank you Mistery1307.

[@thedolphinboyo6866]

Some madman translated this to Japanese. We're going international, boys

[@IAMA1]

Hits beautifully different at .75x speed. Thank you for the vibes Mr Select.

[@bingisboy]

keep hustling brothers

[@ValueSelectTV]

To the end!

[@woolyyyyyyy]

I listen to this song multiple times a day. It slaps. Best song of 2020 hands down. Keep up the dope content my dude

[@DaxIsAName]

Hey your shirtless bod be looking great. The music is good too. xD (Just kidding this beautiful art I can't even joke about that.)

[@icecamcake4397]

Not only is this song hilarious, but so good that I've watched it several dozen times now.

[@Maria_745]

I listen to this so much I'm worried if I accidentally get hit by a car I'll be denied disability

[@misterfish527]

This channel does not cease to impress and entertain me. Keep up the good work :)

[@TankEpidemic]

What the hell happend to the full song upload?

[@FrumpybutSuperSmart]

DeFranco just sent me back here with the secret link and I'm glad cause this one's a classic that I have and will watch again and again.

[@bluuumcguffin1053]

Please. I beg you. Put this on Spotify

[@DanielIkpeama]

I have never seen a man's popular phase last for eternity, but I now know that yours will never end. My only regret in life is that I wasn't still awake at 3:30am when this was posted. I will never have those hours back. 14/10 - A true MASTERPIECE

[@DanielIkpeama]

0:43 is the most beautiful thing I've seen in my life.

[@desare1916]

now 2024 version. or maybe 2025 at this rate.

[@ValueSelectTV]

On it 😂

[@desare1916]

@@ValueSelectTV fr? If so I’m looking forward to it!

[@Degginmaster]

Exactly my thought. He yerns for the vehicular impact.

[@Gweca002]

Months ago when I heard the original hmwyc a mere forty seconds wasn't enough. I was left with an insatiable lust for the full studio version. And while this isn't what I intended when I asked for the full version, in a way it is so much more. The synth, the high hats, the newly found determination in the singers voice, AND OF COURSE THE NO SHIRT. It is no longer just a song of depression but one of a faulty determination. This is truly PERFECT.

[@tapirsareunder-appreciated2272]

Me, half-asleep and also naturally stupid: *sees car on tombstone* Me: Oh shit Max killed the car. Man-ular vehicle-slaughter. Oh god. I promise it's not the editing. It was clear; I realized a second later.

[@cannotcompute]

my dude I just want to let you know I have literally watched this every day since it has been released and it's really fucking great