Valve Has Changed

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[@anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147]

in 2020, Gaben will walk on stage. spotlight focused on him as he raised 3 fingers up and he utters the word "three." the fans were shocked, amazed. could this be? is valve finally gonna put an end to gaming's biggest cliffhanger? the fans rejoiced until gaben said "Three massive updates for dota 2, hopefully it would have been worth the wait"

[@jaykey1202]

yunekoru Lotus....Is that you?

[@memziiMusic]

You're the bible

[@willful759]

And only 2 will come

[@LaserBonesaw]

Gabe Newell gets fucking shot

[@dd4219]

Three new gloves for cs go

[@mrfreeman1763]

Valve: Has none of the money, makes the best games Valve: Has the best money, makes none of the games.

[@SNIperofDARKness02]

Why you think they made the best games, to get the money so they don't have to do shit for the rest of their lives.

[@revolvingworld2676]

I think this was a quote from some Nintendo developer at one point, but I believe its true. A lot of times, limited recources force you to have greater creativity to compensate. Thats why a lot of indie games are so good nowadays.

[@SNIperofDARKness02]

@@revolvingworld2676 That is true but the most important driving factor is Money. Currently triple A companies have found a formula for games that guarantee them profits (i.e. COD, Battlefield etc..) So there's no point trying something new, spending money for the chance of relatively higher profits.

[@arifcso6633]

THEN I SHALL ROBE VALVE!

[@ironking4698]

Still fucking waiting

[@louieandtommysdiscountedit3177]

Jakey: “That dream died a long time ago.” Half-life Alyx: “🎵Dreeeeeamweaver...”

[@i_fish6657]

It's Alyx not Alex

[@louieandtommysdiscountedit3177]

I_Fish Fixed it.

[@deanedongdoorbell]

@@i_fish6657 no its alyeixx

[@hazer3248]

@@louieandtommysdiscountedit3177 sure its another half life game but tbh we will never find out what follows after the end of half life 2 episode 2 and that hurts :( (UPDATE I WAS WRONG HAHAHA)

[@arkhanknight6523]

they said they will make another mainline half life after alyx

[@corporalclegg5057]

it's so weird watching this after the release of Half Life Alyx, to think this is what we thought about valve not releasing games was a dark age for us as gamers...

[@turtlemilk3076]

Corporal Clegg505 bruhhhh me to I was like dam they actually did it they really go us on the first half not gonan lie

[@wafflcoptr]

Nice profile pic. Meddle is such an underrated Floyd album.

[@TerWebz]

us gamers

[@_Tzer]

still waiting for heavy update

[@bloodCount8895]

Alyx was just a way to sell their VR goggles.

[@E_blanknamehere]

that valve logo music still sends chills down my spine

[@iskenuz]

Oh shit did he just look at me

[@alanmix8183]

not for me

[@Aeivious]

That shit actually scares the fuck out of me idk why. Like it just played and I'm incredibly unnerved

[@danner253]

Yet admittedly it is now followed by depression while I play hl2 for the 9999th time

[@imsmashingurgrandma]

The fat guy with the valve on his head used to scare me shitless

[@reject7]

The fact that valve made steam is a pun

[@vicariouspunishment]

woah

[@malcolma5574]

woah

[@spectrumfloyd9297]

woah

[@DeliciousTasteTV]

woah

[@DARK-vj1em]

wOaH🤪

[@marcfusch]

Valve : *annouce Half Life: Alyx* NakeyJakey: _Valve has changed... again!_

[@Viperzka]

I think we need to see them actually release it and the other two promised VR titles before before we declare them "back".

[@bolouxshetnfouk2741]

Marc Fuschino Pretty sure a $2000 dollar HL1.5 doesn’t mean “back”

[@generalfeeessh7764]

@@bolouxshetnfouk2741 They have said they want to make more hl games in the future

[@ThiagoHenrique-uf9xd]

@Morgoth Bauglir They actually were, it's a well known fact at this point, but they weren't satisfied with the results, so they canceld it.

[@literallyafuckingspoon8801]

@@bolouxshetnfouk2741 you don't have to buy the Index to play hl:a, it just offers the ultimate experience. There are like VR headsets for less than $200 which offer a just fine experience. That like saying I have to spend 2000 bucks just to play a video game because i want to run it on 300 fps on ultra settings at all times

[@yoxic2705]

NOVEMBER 2019 PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE

[@projekt1_FK]

Edgy The Hedgy IM EXCITED

[@Adi-rr1rs]

Hl alyx

[@coajdka]

DEMO IS OITC

[@Heladio54]

I fucked up so bad.....

[@TheBigSad8247]

Just to suffer?

[@cowtastic141]

"Games where I can kill my brother with a molotov and revive him, just to do it again 30 seconds later!" Stop making me nostalgic

[@thecodingpro9935]

As I read it I got to that part of the video

[@lydiam95]

I always got so damn angry when it happened to me

[@oh-not-the-bees7872]

My best friend and used to kill each other in the original halo so much thered be piles of master chiefs that would crash the xbox if a grenade went off by them because of how many moving objects it would cause.

[@KarmaHauntsYou]

The good old days of expert baiting, team killing, and camping safe room. Requires 2 players working together.

[@MarValProductions]

@@thecodingpro9935 literally just happened to me and I wanted to comment that as I saw your comment. Damn

[@louieandtommysdiscountedit3177]

Honestly, if there is any spec of chance left for HL3 being made, I think Valve should just release it on Steam with no teasers, no trailers, and no hype. The overwhelming expectation for this game is so huge that the marketing could possibly contribute to its downfall if it doesn't turn out to be "groundbreaking." Work on it in secret, release it, and end the fucking thing already.

[@MidnaLicious]

pretty sure it will never happen... didnt one of those guys who left valve also post the story that ends half life? and then in retaliation to no HL3, people mass disliked dota 2 on the steam store.

[@knucklenine4931]

ThisGuysAMook what do you think we’ve been doing? (;

[@cthulhulou]

It's never happening.

[@Xenoajax]

They had the entire script written. The guy that left valve released it as kinda a fuck you. Just changed the names of people so he couldn't get sued.

[@ApocEdits]

ThisGuysAMook idk why people dont realise that HL3 isn't possible. The reason(s) why it isnt possible is because the main character is dead. In HL2 the black guy (i cant remember his name) died. Through out the HL series it was obvious he was the main character, not Gordon. I mean, they could have some plot twist for HL3 but idk how they would do it. Im just waiting for a new Valve game that isnt a shit f2p card game that becomes p2w after a few months or a shitty dota3. Tf2 just cant have a continuation tbh because it just wouldnt work. But if they did make another CS game that could work, but the economy would never match CS:GO's economy. Portal cant have a continuation either which sucks. I just wish valve would release something new and original.

[@barnaclebot1643]

I love that the only sound affects he uses is only valve sound affects I love you nakey your editing is just breathtaking

[@MrPabgon]

You're breathtaking!

[@benjaminwilkin2960]

Effects affect me

[@monandlon1]

"Half life 3, that meme and dream died many moons ago... I've come to terms with that death." Valve: HALF LIFE ALYX

[@felixftw4702]

HLA ain't HL3

[@KahlevN]

@@felixftw4702 It's halflife 1.5 for only the .1% of the playerbase who are willing to spend $1000-2000 for a single game.

[@felixftw4702]

@@KahlevN its a spiritual hl3

[@KahlevN]

@@felixftw4702 Except that it's an ACTUAL HL1.5

[@generalfeeessh7764]

@@KahlevN There is no need to spread your cancer

[@tommythehospitalfish5572]

I love the very very audible “awwwwww” when Artifact was announced

[@casper6405]

Because you know what they where thinking

[@SomeGuy-my7en]

* Royalty free sounds *

[@michaelkemel9711]

It's not the disappointed groan that gets me. It's the beat of stunned, confused silence beforehand.

[@VaughnCamacho]

WE ARE HEAR TO WATCH DOTA THE FUCK DO I WANT TO PLAY A DIFFERENT GAME LMAO

[@jacacent]

And Artifact failed so hard

[@-alexanderhosch-4828]

It was painful but hilarious to watch

[@JustOneGuy]

Serves them right. Literally no one asked for it.

[@rock-io8sg]

It went 6 feet under

[@wt1664]

I guess it's an artifact now

[@Bluthunderxphos]

Artifacts are actually worth something

[@Ploaper]

*"valve doesnt really make games anymore"* half life alyx: heyyy

[@raph2954]

Half-life Alyx was two years into development when this was released

[@FlourescentPotato]

Tons of games were 2 years into development at valve over the last decade lol

[@marcosbautista6298]

When he said "push" the character in the game shot out, or "pushed" the canister out, then when he motioned "throwing the molotov" the character in the game threw the molotov. This is art, you are an artist.

[@MolotovBurner100]

Marcos Bautista lol

[@nicklaird9598]

@@MolotovBurner100 shiiit

[@jhonsmyth7810]

booyah. its lower case because of the somber situation

[@GentrifiedPotato]

Being a Valve fan now is like... You married your high school crush. Things were amazing. You got that job you really wanted. Life was great. But one day you woke up and things had changed. Things were colder. More distant. You hardly talk anymore. There are a lot of tense dinners. When you try to strike up a conversation, you get one-word answers or "when I have something to say, I'll tell you." Is it just them who's changed? Or have you changed as well? Even if they opened up again, can things be like the used to? Can you really go home again? What happened to us, Valve? What happened to us? To the people we were meant to be?

[@mint5438]

I dont know but its probably safe to blame John Romero

[@cd6229]

1:56 “I’m not talking about half-life three that game and meme died many moons ago” *And brought back to life this month.*

[@raph2954]

Half-life Alyx isn't Half-life 3

[@raph2954]

It is set before 2

[@cd6229]

Raph I know it’s a joke.

[@raph2954]

@@cd6229 how is calling it a completely wrong title funny?

[@raph2954]

@@cd6229 people always say it's a joke when confronted lmao

[@davidbaird4606]

I'm so happy with this new upload schedule

[@NakeyJakey]

me too baby dude

[@lukytay]

Same babyyy

[@jackfranz5771]

I’m hip it’s awesome

[@PACKERMAN2077]

NakeyJakey I am disappointed you did not use the infamous original Counter-Strike valve logo with the valve in the eyeball socket

[@Reinboa]

NakeyJakey make a video with Raycevick please . . .

[@weest]

booyah :(

[@KlappendeJonko]

Ey my boy weest

[@mxpph]

when she succ pe pe

[@Hanoodle]

Julian Winston okay

[@jamessy3391]

lmao

[@mfmoai]

luv ya weest

[@AlphaEnt2]

You know, i'm here 'cause of Half-Life: Alyx being announced, right?

[@bigcheese6417]

Portal will always be one of my all time favourite franchises and series. Beautiful, funny and genuinely unsettling at times. Left4Dead is a cult classic within my friend group.

[@aidandowden2841]

Actually, your camp counselor analogy really hit home with me. When I was a kid, I spent the whole year looking forward to going to Boy Scout Summer Camp, and what kept me coming back was how the staff helped all of us and did their absolute best to make our week-long stay as much fun as possible. As I grew older, so did all the counselors who gave me these great memories, and they started moving into the real world. Person after person I looked up to started leaving, and it saddened me to think about how I'd never hear the same scraggly bunch of teenagers and college students get on a small stage and sing about their mustaches, me and my friends laughing our 12 year old asses off because "lol, girls can't have mustaches," the guy who taught me how to properly shoot a bow would never be there to congratulate me for getting an arrow on target again, that eventually everyone who made this place special would eventually leave because no one can work for $75 a week forever. Much like how great game studios inspire the next generation of game designers, the counselors who made my life better inspired me to join camp staff, and even as I watch the last of the men and women who continue to inspire me leave, I think back to the first time I got a bullseye, getting lost in the woods after being told "hey go that way," watching the gathered staff sing bittersweet camp songs through teary eyes, I cry a little, much like when I remember those long nights tucked away in a little "cave" in my best friend's closet playing Battlefront 2, watching my older cousin play mechquest on our grandparent's dinky windows 95 pc, or my morbid curiosity of this new game my friend had just bought called mortal combat Booyah

[@slackerboy1488]

Dude that's amazing you got soul you should make a video I've always wanted to make a soul filled video like jakey but yah know I'm more of a cr1tikal

[@javakio6267]

Dont make me cry like that

[@elias_xp95]

Tooooooo much info

[@slackerboy1488]

@@elias_xp95 how is this to much

[@elias_xp95]

@@slackerboy1488 For a KZbin comment you're gonna want to format that shit.

[@ArtzieMusic]

BOOYAH

[@nathanlopez1128]

Thank you

[@Succcccccccccccc]

Artzie Music hell yeah

[@SirHorseLegs]

Artzie Music ey, didn’t expect you to be here!

[@totorofosho]

Artzie Music Woah hello there good music friend.

[@cliffiscooler_4260]

Boo to the heckin flippin YAH

[@CurtisD01]

now they made Half-Life Alyx: The Final Hours you can see they've been trying to make a game since portal 2

[@guitarmaniac004]

Jakey: I don't know how sex with an entire company works Blizzard: cowabunga it is

[@theagemon5]

Valve is like that sister/brother who always got an A+ on his tests at school and was the shining light of the family untill he started doing heavy drugs and going into depression and shit... its just sad, what have you become valve. 😢

[@WulfLovelace]

You deserve more likes, actually got me to laugh out loud. This is so accurate.

[@LeviForWaifu]

theagemon Valve does what their community wants. CS was a mediocre competive game, until skins came around and propelled it to where it is. Pretty much nobody cares about TF2 or CSGO as games, only the e-peen they've accrued. Card games are a new dimension of gaming since you can customize your deck, 50 million players in hearthstone. Valve thought we wanted it and some of them wanted to make it. The sad truth is they'll never release anything until it's perfect, and HL3 has floundered in dev hell for 10 years. probably waiting for VR due to all the HLVR files coming out in leaks. Finally, valve said they'll make games again. They spent the past few years working on hardware, evidently, and can do that if they need to now. Valve is a company that uses games as tools for innovation.

[@furrycircuitry2378]

Levi For Waifu card games are stupid

[@AchrafTheGeek]

valve didn't do drugs . it just dropped out school . feels bad man

[@NeoFlorian1]

Here's what makes me believe Valve is still making games: VR. Valve decided to develop VR which was a huge risk and they must have known from the start that it wasn't going to be very profitable compared to Steam. They had absolutely no reason to develop VR but they still did.

[@JohnnyFiction]

I straight up died at the 2:55 mark where you reluctantly danced at the Valve money grab

[@brunovazquez1]

Johnny Fiction you must be new around these parks.

[@lampire4264]

@@brunovazquez1 your up early

[@mehukattti]

Goddammit Valve

[@cindyart6732]

Same lmao

[@ArtiicxAzreal]

same here

[@TheExperienceYT]

2 years later, VALVE: Pow lets release half life alyx and pass the L4D2 torch to the community.

[@python3389]

They announced new half life -2019

[@akari350]

Yeah, half life 1, then half life 2, then half life... Uhh... alix?

[@TheActMan]

What's funny is Valve was dying even before Dota 2, because that game was nothing more than a remake of an existing mod on Warcraft 3. And the Warcraft 3 version at the time had more heroes/content, so Valve just made things look better and cut 20% of the heroes so they could add them in later. The last new IP they made was Left 4 Dead in 2008. Good video, boyo. Boohyah

[@david2618]

The Act Man Good to see you here

[@SiisKolkytEuroo]

The last new IP Valve made was Half-life in 1998 (or maybe Ricochet in 2000). The rest came from outside the company.

[@Rafroo]

Isnt CS a fanmade mod from the Gmod as well? Doesnt make a lot of original games haha

[@xXFallen101Xx]

Raphaël Paradis not so sure about source but cs started as a mod for the original half life, and then steam was created to curate joining and hosting servers and to sell copies of cs when it was made into its own game.

[@TheOneTrueStAN]

And sadly, Valve also doesn't care about Left 4 Dead 2 either, because it doesn't have a skin economy that they can make money off of. As a result, the game feels frozen in time as well, the only "updates" it gets are in the form of community mods, which thankfully the PC community is always making really cool new mods for the game. But, it's just sad to see the old "blog posts" from like 2012 that are still "featured" on the front page, like they've just left the game alone to die on it's own as time goes on in favor of milking CS:GO and Dota for all they're worth... It just reminds me that Valve will likely never dive back into the L4D universe for updates or sequels... Which is sad, since Left 4 Dead 2 is one of my favorite games of all time.

[@nicolasrolke3538]

I remember when steam first came out. It was clunky and unresponsive. Back then I was like why do I need a separate software to play my games and login. The login took forever and didn’t work half the times. I would have never thought that physical media dies out and steam would become the main platform. Back then absolutely no one would have thought that. Crazy.

[@RabbitConfirmed]

Yes you name it.. It was never sure that Valve would succeed. Just like with Netflix who took over Blockbuster and so on. Same will happen to Valve one day.

[@slylataupe1697]

I was about to recall the same moment ! Beeing early in new business models is one of the key for greatness ! But gosh, i miss Sierra, Rare, and every time i replay Portal 2, I cry for knowing I will never play a third...

[@rena8215]

@@slylataupe1697 Portal ended nicely, no need for a third, start thinking and worrying more about Left 4 Dead and Half Life

[@slylataupe1697]

Rena8 : Agreed, crazy how they did not respect us for Half life

[@jebbjibb]

here after valve announced Portal 1+2 are coming to Switch

[@irishempire9811]

Gabe Newell just needs to go on stage at E3 or the game awards and put up 3 fingers. Everybody who likes video games will instantly start celebrating for months to come.

[@6abial]

mmmmmmmmmmm i love those source engine sound effects

[@fewl6607]

your cat its my livelyhood

[@MrVitalic85]

woh woh woh, they are simply sound effects from the first half-life

[@GameRevo]

Raycevick's video certainly had me thinking about Valve again. I think it says a lot that I haven't thought much in detail about the company in years. Your video, however, brought the nostalgia, and that's arguably harder to deal with.

[@VikingSchism]

That, I think, is the saddest thing. In my mind they've gone from a company that I used to be very aware of, to one I just kind of ignore as the entity that keeps Steam going. If they announce a game, everyone will probably lose their shit, so I don't even need to stay up to date with Valve news

[@saruboss18]

Same, I m not playing half life 2 episode 2 because I know there won't be 3rd one. It just saddens me, they have all resources but still they won't.

[@spartains5493]

It pisses me off that Jake said they retired. Not because it was wrong for him to say that, or it was wrong period, but because it's true. Valve discovered a money pit and got lazy and that's their "retirement." Despite the fact that they have an almost entirely different staff than they did 10 years ago, none of this new staff have even had a chance to put their skills to work on anything worth while other than Dota or new CS:GO maps or whatever. Valve must be the easiest company in the world to work for in game development.

[@Sifer2]

It's actually far worse when you consider Portal, Left 4 Dead, and DOTA were all made by other studio's that Valve just bought an published their games. The only real game Valve made themselves, and still update is Team Fortress 2. They have not even touched the Half Life series since episode 2. In other words the Orange Box was like the end of Valves real game making then they just bought other people, and focused on Steam.

[@newtnuke9054]

“Don’t be sad because it’s over, Smile because it happened” -Dr Seuss

[@taco8077]

Half-Life 3 didn't happen. So yeah, we are sad.

[@liamconnolly234]

Taco half life alyx

[@taco8077]

@@liamconnolly234 Sorry for not predicting the future. Also its not hl3

[@theantsaretakingover]

Taco but the ending confirmed it and we now have confirmation they’re actually working on it as we speak

[@ziad3077]

Actually a new half life is possible because of the success of half life alyx

[@McFryVODs]

2018: Rockstar’s Game Design is Outdated 2020: Naughty Dog’s Game Design is Outdated *1:31* “Nintendo’s Game Design is Outdated” is coming boys. It’s only a matter of time.

[@JoeyPockett]

i'll give you one more booyah this time but that's it no third one get it valve can't count to 3 funny gamer joke can we get some i'm going to die in the chat

[@madmangogaming]

epic gamers hit like

[@Aussiemandias1]

I'm going to die

[@chrisdraws6258]

JoeyPockett I'm going to die

[@lrgogo1517]

I can definitely hear this comment in Joey's morose voice.

[@dehfunnykid]

Can you use a period? I got lost.

[@jooperino]

2:52 I laughed harder than I should have

[@pedmonds2011]

Doop™ GOD DAMMIT VALVE 2:58

[@arayofhope5203]

What's the video in the background?

[@ryanschenk2946]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmeVYWalfrd2Zqs

[@monsimix6839]

I too man i too

[@krillza]

Doop™ me too

[@lebowski7717]

Oh god I love how this aged poorly

[@ValSempai]

did it though?

[@lebowski7717]

GodEmperor Mac Tonight you been living under a rock m8?

[@ValSempai]

@@lebowski7717 I mean alyx is a single player game sure but it's not a continuation. It's like how all the kingdom hearts DS games are to Kingdom Hearts series

[@lebowski7717]

GodEmperor Mac Tonight i would recommend you read the final hours mate talks about that state of valve and how there changing how they do projects so they might not make a game for time but I think this is deffo a new chapter for valve

[@ValSempai]

@@lebowski7717 maybe youve heard about a new valve project?

[@well_cooked_steak8716]

Bro, the start of half life alyx, the valve man, in full vr, turning around, scariest shit I’ve ever seen

[@toaster9922]

“we used to make games, now we make money” -volvo

[@DivergentDroid]

The company Volvo made games? LOL No wonder they have crappy cars!

[@JaylinAAllen]

"we used to make crayons, now we make toxic free waterproof markers" -toyota corolla

[@flyingmonkeyofus69]

divergent, dont hate on the turbobricks bro

[@Despon]

*”valve actually have a new unnamed title”* Let me guess, DOTA 3..?

[@impzbot]

Gabe: ...what's 3?

[@masterelf12]

DOTA PARTY, BAAAAABAAAAYYYYYYYY MINI-GAMES MIRCOTRANACTIONS RNG LET'S GO

[@keddiels9843]

unnamed title for a dota update :)))))))))))))))))))

[@noskk111]

Dota: Card edition

[@ghoulbuster1]

That's artifact

[@SkyTied]

WAIT THIS WAS 4 YEARS AGO

[@lemongaids7642]

1:57 UH OH THAT DIDNT AGE WELL

[@darknightmike10yearsago]

Alyx isn't HL3 though

[@maxim196]

@@darknightmike10yearsago it isnt....but it placed the seeds for it

[@lolmanok]

@@darknightmike10yearsago Spoilers It confirmed half life 3

[@darknightmike10yearsago]

@@lolmanok No way!

[@darknightmike10yearsago]

@@lolmanok I’m hyped! Valve has to do HL3 now

[@hcdkey8521]

War, war has cha.. Wait... *Valve, valve has changed

[@sewerreports]

War, war never changes.

[@wingvicarious]

War. War never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.

[@dhruvdeviah]

@@wingvicarious wow you're so good at pressing ctrl+c and ctrl+v

[@norixya]

War. War never changes. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything: from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage. In the year 2077, after millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of man could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of nuclear fire and radiation. But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes. In the early days, thousands were spared the horrors of the holocaust by taking refuge in enormous underground shelters, known as vaults. But when they emerged, they had only the hell of the wastes to greet them - all except those in Vault 101. For on that fateful day, when fire rained from the sky, the giant steel door of Vault 101 slid closed... and never reopened. It was here you were born. It is here you will die. Because, in Vault 101: no one ever enters, and no one ever leaves.

[@gastroesophagealreflux6285]

I reported you for attempted failure and evasion of reality.

[@ryriclan3425]

The Portal background music gave me sudden and unexpected nostalgia, I'm gonna be broken all day. But on a different note, I agree with what you're saying. Valve has been a success story that I've looked up to for years, and while the prospect of new games that will stay close to my heart is slim-to-none, I still respect them and what they've built. Maybe one day we'll have another good one, but I doubt it.

[@lennymuller9717]

DrIvanRadosivic great so wait till like 2020 for new sick games? Yay

[@Pigness7]

Yes I'll take things that aged poorly for 100 please

[@l.jboylan6704]

when you have a constant stream of money and you dont make the games you always wanted to I have to assume either greed or lazyness

[@porku5059]

That valve logo sequence at the end gave me chills, i havent see that in years. Proving your point.

[@Kapin05]

I see it all the time. The games are so good I can't help it... and i forgot to add -novid to the launch settings

[@danman9847]

@@Kapin05 always add novid cause that shit is loud

[@bbspooks]

I need a gif of that hot boi dancing among the goths

[@facemcshooty6602]

Almost all of their most recent multiplayer games are still up today Even TF2, a game with 13 years, still gets more than 50k/60k every day

[@Ohmriginal722]

I'm curious what he thinks of Half-Life: Alyx now

[@YforTurbo]

Booyah

[@RVViLL]

Y forTurbo booyah bro

[@Noxturne09]

BOOOOOOYAAAH

[@oswaldhurlem9811]

booyah

[@Jayshiii]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYah

[@ottokomlos3221]

2:56 you just gained a new subscriber. I was on the verge of subscribing and this was the last drop.

[@Steb09839]

Ottó Komlós Same

[@calmao666]

why the angery tone oml chill

[@isaac2718]

@@calmao666 ?

[@prince49]

About a week ago!

[@i_fish6657]

Valves back baby

[@willreynolds7630]

Good video it’s sad it didn’t age

[@Bleeblooplu]

Wow 2:52 that was actually pretty cool

[@Kyoruka]

Hartzking Gaming is gud

[@CherryNobody]

Gohd dahmit valve

[@bleepbloop6991]

What's that dance called, or the music video in the background?

[@xUrsusxXX]

Cybergoth dance party

[@WoffinXD]

Bleep Bloop i think that style of dance is called industrial or techtonic. I dont really remember

[@Spockitans]

I wanna do a nakey jakey cosplay at the next E3

[@toma5373]

Spockitans get a exercise ball then set yourself on fire? Seems legit

[@Drunkyboi]

40 oz bottle

[@Timeless_Starman]

oh, 2018 Jakey would cry with the revelation of Alyx

[@johnseckinger9523]

Oh shit, I didn’t know this channel was so awesome. I was watching a video about the decline gaming and they referenced a NakeyJake video (sadly can’t remember the video now, though). So, I checked this channel out and boy am I very glad I did. Great content, dude! Just gained a subscriber.

[@hammer8771]

2 weeks later: “Valve is interested in releasing new titles, we have seven on the way" -gaben

[@RabbitConfirmed]

*releases never EVER any of those seven games but makes "funny" announcements and jokes in interviews the next two decades.

[@TNOFanZacharie]

@@RabbitConfirmed *actually releases Half-Life: Alyx

[@EpicHotCheese]

New to the channel, why this dude sitting on a ball?

[@profchaos6194]

Jon Irenicus we don’t know just embrace it

[@MP-nd4jd]

Hemorrhoids? jk

[@Model_BT-7274]

Jon Irenicus Why not?

[@Halesnaxlors]

I believe it's good for your back, but don't quote me on that

[@avid5985]

Halesnaxlors "I believe it's good for your back". -Halesnaxlors 2018

[@naturesquad9174]

THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE

[@TylerTraverse]

Hopefully you've gotten a chance to play HL:A

[@YOQUE2xgpxTRiu]

Eric Wolpaw returned to Valve very recently.

[@ea09]

No, he didn't.

[@angelofdeath275]

Proof?

[@Hadrexus]

Wolpah

[@lukecollis9634]

He came back, but he’s just helping.

[@preetimalviya6730]

New registration in steam which could probably be new games

[@PeachDragon_]

Valve could literally buy every AAA company and still have enough money to buy 3 out of 6 continents I love steam, but i want new valve games... Like a game with the number 3...possibly(?)

[@Chronologger]

The Rothschilds bow to Gabe N

[@ludowic8187]

Commissar Purity Oh you waiting for Left For Dead 3 aswell?

[@lukasaey]

@@ludowic8187 they could be waiting for portal 3 or half life 3 too

[@HomebrandMusic01]

Half Life 2: Episode 3 yeet

[@thefallinglink]

They should buy EA and liquidate the company.

[@PhillipsAlbright]

I think Valve's new projects like HLA and their hardware has that energy now

[@pefwtismenos]

4:43 jake is starring at the ceiling

[@comixproviderftw_02]

2:40 The sound of disappointment

[@et3747]

This is the first time I’ve watched one of your videos, this is God Tier

[@ShoopityDoopity]

Your Jakey cherry has been popped. Now go forth and watch more.

[@live4thecarnival]

Indeed, my son. Now go forth!

[@sa3doz]

meh toh

[@sirprintalot]

and the beer video

[@zerozeroone4424]

welcome to the family, *BROTHER*

[@ax356]

It is truly amazing that Valve made Alyx. I forgot how perfect their games are, the balance of humor, drama, and tight gameplay mechanics has continued to cement them as one of the best game companies ever, again pushing boundaries with its incredible games despite the large breaks between games.

[@cact_i-f2c]

you could say that valve is only running hot water with how much they love steam

[@diegotamayo8198]

Greatest thing to wake up to in the morning : New from Nakey Jakey

[@ZanzibarWizard]

Diego Tamayo real shit

[@J1e9r9r6y]

Dude what are u talking about, it’s late evening KAPPA

[@hayyvonmonroe9296]

you actually think only Americans watch Jakeys content ?? 🐻

[@ThunderTHR]

Whelp, time to click off Pornhub, Jakey is more important.

[@ZanzibarWizard]

HGCentral Willpower 100

[@DarkMustard1337]

HGCentral Idk about you but I multitask

[@arbiter-]

This meme is dead and unfunny. Please stop.

[@toxikshade]

hahaha

[@bogdanbucurean2087]

Ximonium why hentai bruh why u do this?

[@_Tzer]

You will either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.

[@tunedbyripp]

5:26 omg that inferno music is so... amazing there.

[@CharlieViking95]

Could've sworn it was Chris Pratt first yo.

[@oogaboogie]

I thought it was John krakinksi at first lmaooo

[@josharntt]

Yes, he reminds me of Chrisp Rat so much

[@Jake-rj6ql]

@@josharntt mmmm, crisp rat

[@BreninWatson]

Jakey could seriously upload anything and I would watch it

[@davinlozano6523]

Fuck I mean look at his video of him laying in bed.

[@jimtheburger393]

One of our camp counselors through and through

[@Eichro]

he could even upload dating advice and people would watch it

[@JCMiniPainting]

"I used to make video games but now I sell hats." - Gabe Newell

[@chad999]

The best thing I did in this quarantine is I completed the entire Orange Box, played some TF2 and watched Raycevick's video. It was the best!

[@C0nnie]

theyre gonna fucking drop left 4 dead 3 out of nowhere and im gonna fuckign explode

[@lastmanstanding7155]

It's good to dreams.

[@tutracrafty]

Get some help

[@scaryglen2332]

C0}}}nnie lol he said fuck ign

[@C0nnie]

@@lastmanstanding7155 still waiting

[@perseus3508]

"the right men in the wrong place can make all the diference in the wordl"

[@SomeGuy-my7en]

The best quote I've read yet

[@ziad3077]

I Don't get it):

[@hellcat7054]

This didnt have aged well

[@Mattal228]

That moment when half life alyx is announced

[@PauzSycho]

“Valve has Changed, it’s no longer about games,great stories,and gameplay. It’s a endless series of waiting for the next Half Life installment.”

[@alysonlima5709]

Now they will make new games now that the epic is a competition. "EXCLUSIVE ON STEAM"

[@WikedBiPola]

they still already have the most played pc games out there exclusive to steam

[@rena8215]

Epic isn't competition, Making games exclusive to their store to try and get people to get on your predatory game market, of which user reviews are an optional thing that cunty devs can use to their advantage, and it functioning slightly worse than steam, makes Epic, More of a nuisance, than competition

[@TheBUGZNTA]

@@rena8215 I mean its not as though steam reviews are accurate or secure. Just look at rocket league. Nothing has changed yet reviews are filled with conspiracy theory's that will likely kill the game. User reviews is a flawed system easily abused by a couple hundred people and its totally understandable that developers that spend years working on a game dont want it all to go down the shitter because a couple hundred irrational people exist.

[@rena8215]

@@TheBUGZNTA User reviews are the most trustworthy reviews you will ever see, I understand perfectly what happened to rocket league and I couldn't give less shits, they deserve it, plus, steam is already working to fight review bombs

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

Rena8 “predatory game market” that’s competition my dude. got a problem with capitalism?

[@harrisonbrown5125]

Anyone watching after the Half-Life Alyx reveal?

[@AlphaEnt2]

Me =P Saw the video a year ago, but it appeared on my suggestions again after the new reveal.

[@ikeablahaj3098]

Valve two years later: So we heard you like Half Life?

[@MoistChungus]

God I wish that work out ball was my face

[@jcntm4396]

i love the story behind their logo. they took a random picture of the back of some dudes head. They dont remember who it was

[@inferno12O9]

the ultimate pie i heard the Open Your Eyes one was a past employee, but the Open Your Mind one was a random guy they pulled off the street

[@isomericgamer6644]

the open your eyes one was kelly bailey.

[@WJames-nq2df]

Wasn'tbthere ine where the guy with the valve in his head actually turned a little and you could see his face?

[@isomericgamer6644]

W. James oh yeah that was the new one.

[@Astartes-6969]

"Valve has changed." Uh huh....... Water is wet & Fire is hot.

[@cortis14]

watching this 4 years after it came out and the COD narrative is the exact same

[@TheCaboooom1]

How interesting would a ceo be that acutally carrys around a yoga ball wherever they go and really sits on the table during a meeting. I'd want to work there

[@__Poindexter__]

I think what I miss most these days are those games that really (and I mean REALLY) take you to a different reality. This video focused on valve but let me just throw in Halo too since that seems like a nice freebee. Aside from books, nothing has ever grown with me as a person as much as Halo and the valve games. I miss those moments where you see something in a game that really takes you back. Not to last night when you beat the first half of the series in 6 hours, but to a time perhaps 2 or 3 years old. When I got halo 2 with my dad and I saw the cut scene where the first halo ring blows up as a flashback, I really felt the passage of time in my own life. Waiting 3 years for halo 2 was AMAZING despite what you may think if you look back. Games that really stuck to their stories and provided dependable and emotional connections across real and significant amounts of time in REAL LIFE. I feel like this nuance has been lost somewhere. These days the only game that comes to mind that embodies this feeling I'm describing is Kingdom Hearts III. Fans have been waiting years in real time for a great story to continue. Assuming you haven't been locked in a basement replaying the old games over and over, any references and callbacks, any plot elements from other games are gonna have HUGE emotional impact and satisfying results. Why? Because the games' story has been artfully crafted for YEARS. Every time I look up new games all I see are one and done indie titles. This isn't bad but I just want someone to release a game with the same passion and potential for years of development as the days long gone. Not with plans for DLC but with plans for true character and world building. For true lore expansion. I wan't to get lost again. I want to leave Cortana on high charity and get the chance to save her two years later in real time AGAIN. And I want to actually care again.

[@saintallison]

Well said!

[@immakillu2]

Aprox I feel the same about dark souls it's been about 6 years since I first played dark souls (4 since dark souls 2) and all the lore and deep seeded hints in the game hit me with a wave of relief in and almost tears when dark souls 3 came out. Seeing all those old places be revived and connected to the new ones along with old NPCs. That's an experience a lot of kids today might never feel

[@chillinchum]

Aprox Strange....

[@danny2767]

Aprox it's not really the games' fault it's just a change of your expectations. If you expect every movie to be exactly like citizen Kane of course you'll be disappointed. You were younger when you played those games, so it was much easier to be immersed in them. You have a huge foggy set of nostalgia goggles on that are blocking you from seeing what's really going on. We've never had a better time for video games. Everyone has everything available to them

[@Ufphen]

yea, so many loot boxes are now available.

[@stapidomcazfaikeurmom4935]

I don't know how I can both live and hate your sense of humor 😂 😂 😂. Your vids are great.

[@oliveiradmdiogo]

TF2: Am I a joke to you?