1:28 Calypso @ Odysseus

This video is how I discovered your channel, it was so cathartic, I think I’ve watched it a dozen times. I haven’t had a favorable view of Bethesda for a long time, but I couldn’t believe how lifeless they made space travel feel. Please make more videos!

12:45 that doesn't really track because Zenimax was basically created by Bethesda Softworks to be a holding company for them and other game studios they bought. The guy who founded it was a dev on the first Elder Scrolls games. Bethesda has had a lot of freedom as a studio and game publisher, due in part to the huge successes of their career keeping them less dependent on the whims of Sony or Microsoft. Probably because it was a third party developer with a big PC game following. So a lot of these decisions come from the top down, supposedly from people who have been there since the beginning. This is what they think is best for their company now. And now they're a subsidiary of Microsoft.

My breaking point was the way they treated Arkane Studios. They made some of the best designed games of the last decade, but now everybody that made those games has been run off from Arkane France. And Arkane Austin got the shaft, being forced to run support for Fallout 76 and Deathloop. Then they were forced to develop Redfall for Microsoft, before being shuddered for making a bad, rushed product that they were rushed to bring to market by Zenimax and Microsoft. Fuck you, Todd, you're the reason we'll never have a good Dishonored games anymore.

I hope Todd Howard never snaps and starts killing people because his inane talent to simply get away with everything is scary 😅

Wait.....is this Bethesda's "Sonic 06?"

so bethesda and baltimore are all in maryland so i was like oh wow Jakey is in maryland... Nope apparently Bethesda Lutheran School in on Baltimore avenue but its not in maryland but in South Dakota.... wtf

High school prepares you more for careers in life rather than life itself. It probably is the friends we made along the way

As someone who’s family has lived in New Orleans and it’s surrounding areas since 1699, I have to say that Saint Denis is literally a PERFECT recreation of that city in the late 19th century. It’s recreation of the French quarter especially is exquisite, down to specific monuments and buildings (e.g. Jackson square). Sometimes I reinstall the game just to walk around the city with a VR mod in first person because I want to experience seeing what my great great grandmother saw when she was little living there. At the end of the day I wish the city was a little more dynamic but I can’t fault it given the already huge size of the game. The bayous of lemoyne are also extremely accurate to the marshes of Louisiana and coastal Mississippi where I grew up. The flora and fauna especially are impressive, they didn’t just copy what it looks like today, they did their research on what it originally looked like before the state it’s in now (no overgrowth, no invasive species like kudzu all over the place etc.) the animals are all perfectly placed and accurate (except there are too many gators. Gators generally like to have more open space to themselves and in the late 19th century they were super endangered and would not be everywhere like they are in game). They even include extinct species of the region that were still alive at the time such as the Carolina parakeet (only parrot native to the USA) and the fabled ivory bill woodpecker (aka the “lord god bird” the holy grail for any serious birder and presumed extinct since 1944). I work in the wilderness a lot cleaning up litter and stuff and do a lot of hiking and wildlife photography so I know those habitats like the back of my hand and can say with confidence that the ecology of the region is as perfect as a game could reasonably make it. It’s wonderful. I imagine people familiar with the Rocky Mountains and the open plains of the Midwest feel similarly about how they are portrayed in other parts of the map. You can tell the developers really wanted to capture the last of the open wilds of America. It’s so lovingly and meticulously done.

lmao i remember as a kid when my father installed limewire for me and showed me how to download songs only for me to end up with porn and shit instead

Jacob- how's this?☝️🤓

UE5 is just staring them dead in the face.

the most shocking thing is your hottest take being that in rainbows is Radiohead's best album

Why is the bounty system section mostly muted with music?

Regardless, I’ll always love Skyrim.

I had a smart tv without a volume button and i lost the remote so i was stuck at a certain volume. Every time i think about it i lose my mind.

In The Groove

Soulja Boy ran Limewire 🤣

The. Quests. Were. Boring.

I laughed so audibly, so loudly, at all your new Uncharted titles acknowledging that Nathan Drake is a coldblooded killer.

A good rule of thumb about stuff in general is that if you see it in a KZbin ad there's probably a better version of the product out there than the one that is advertising on KZbin

I feel sorry the 70% of his subs that haven’t seen this.

Found this song thanks to The Unsubscribe Podcast!

Could never understand why people play this kinda games.

Part1 was all about Ellie being the cure that would save humanity. Part2 however didn't continue that storyline, and it seems even Abby's friends didn't care, and Owen was more interested in finding the fireflies then finding the little girl who was immune. So i don't know what Part3 would even be about? The cycle of forgiveness, charity, and finding ones inner peace?? I have no idea.🤷‍♂️

I really think Elden Ring is the game the Souls series always intended to be. Especially DS1 worked masterfully around the fact that it´s not actually open world.

Frankly Bethesda has always made bad games. They rely on a cult community following to make them actually good games.

Garfield

The REAL courage is the shiny suit. Just FINDING a shiny suit? But then, the big silver balls to WEAR it - I'm hiring Jakey^3 Esq...

NakeyJakey is the best youtuber alive,because he said all the crap I said to myself while playing this game,😂

Correct answer is to wait until your dad leaves and fix it for him. It's not like he can put it back the way it used to be himself.

Yo jakey. I got something interesting for you. Some NOID learnings. Domino's had to suspend their NOID campaign and retire their mascot after a "not well" man named Kenneth Noid held 2 dominos employees hostage and the owner. In his hostage negotiations he demanded 100,000 bucks and two pizzas because he became hungry during the 5 hour stand off. He eventually got tired and fired two rounds into the ceiling (he was a Noid after all, not the Terminator). Anyway everyone ended up being okay (except for Mr NOID). However the NOID mascot would never be again and went into an early retirement. As for ads in games or ads as games. I could not care less about it. If a marketing department is so good at their job they develop a fun game then lemme play! If I see a banner in an open world game where an ad would already be there anyway in real life, I don't care, just ads to the realism. If the advertisment company had any say in the development of the game and limited the game developers to limit any of their ideas then I'd have a problem. But yeah, let em eat cake. I'd rather the developer make money that way then trying to gouge me with micro transactions. Every single Madden screen, no matter offline franchise or online SMUT, it's all ads and all micro transactions. I still play the version of it from two years ago (since I refuse to buy their new releases of course). I'm not turdteen years old so I don't play games on my phone. I'm too busy making dimes and taking care of business. Let the stupid kids learn the whole process and I say make them learn the hard way. No more purchases of the newest Madden and MUT cards for you Billy! Not after you maxed out moms credit card on the mobile game "My perfect Pony 2".

I dodged a bullet with Starfield. I at least eventually got my moneys worth with No Man Sky haha

Bethesda was always overrated af, skyrim is the most overrated game in the history lol.

Can't wait for Elden Ring 2: Erudite Of The Cardinal Sin!!

everything that is outdated becomes indated again

Nakey is the goat, but thank the Lord and Miyazaki that Bloodborne did not have the estus flask system

Finding you bc this video, you ight +1 Subscriber

your narration skills are ass

7:19 You fucking misspelled "Thank", how do you not notice it dumbass?

I got an ad for Tinder and Bumble at the start and I assumed it was part of the video. 10/10 Immersion

i was so scared in uncharted 1 zombie part that i actually dropped the game for a month when i was 13, so funny seeing this now

What is happening.

hehe Vancouver Grizzlies at 7:45

Just quit Fallout 4 because I can't take it anymore the bugs are so bad

just found this channel and I can't get enough of his design aproach to these analysis, he seems like and old fashion reviewer which I love, we always come back to this nostalgia shit, but let's get real now.....in rainbows over ok computer????? tf u on?

0:42 "get off the street" Yo you gonna tell that to my guy pushin his house over there with the tarp. Damn man give my Attorney a break

What’s with the ball

my phone blew up while watching this

Windows Vista was truly the friends (and enemy) we made along the way