HomoWampire a new kind of perversion...great job Tirar 😆
@TirarADeguello5 жыл бұрын
Okay, now this is a comment. Thank you. Pinning this one for a while.
@picklesoncucumber46145 жыл бұрын
_NEW FETISH UNLOCKED_
@gatordemon93805 жыл бұрын
Was expecting vamp contact s under the shades at the end Oh well
@ASMRWhisperTime5 жыл бұрын
Equal rights for Vampires!
@azriel87295 жыл бұрын
TirarADeguello I DEMAND VAMPIRE MARRIAGE TO BE LEGAL
@bobbydragon93225 жыл бұрын
Less than two minutes in and he mentions “vampire porn”. Never change, Tirar. Never change.
@xZHellOw5 жыл бұрын
Tbh, he was totally right about that
@Airagon_2 жыл бұрын
Bruh my name is Bobby and I love Dragons too. Hell yeah
@char74035 жыл бұрын
I like how the original title is just "Vampire"
@Jonnyc4485 жыл бұрын
You are an escaped Area 51 alien learning about our society ASMR.
@Jonnyc4485 жыл бұрын
@Ya know Who I am I think that’s great, ask next episode.
@justabrickinthewallfml4625 жыл бұрын
Rofl
@mangobot2325 жыл бұрын
Yeah the alien one is great
@phosphorusthemessiah93475 жыл бұрын
Please no
@thepymp2465 жыл бұрын
You are an area 51 guard getting asked for the manager by a karen
@axelcior5 жыл бұрын
Tirar's here outing me as a gay vampire like come on man... it was supposed to be our secret...
@strangertimes68445 жыл бұрын
Wryyyyy?
@st4ythirsty175 жыл бұрын
@@strangertimes6844 But it was me DIO!!!
@ASMRWhisperTime5 жыл бұрын
How does he know...?
@azriel87295 жыл бұрын
St4yThirsty KONO DIO DA
@st4ythirsty175 жыл бұрын
@@azriel8729 ZA WARUDO!! TOKI YO TOMARE!!
@FanOfAwesome15 жыл бұрын
This video had me dying, a character that's essentially a pervy puritan, curing some sexy vampire. Also, "vampire porn" had me dying too.
@TirarADeguello5 жыл бұрын
It's got laughs all the way to the end, hope it cracks you up.
@FanOfAwesome15 жыл бұрын
Also, the fucking ass flashlight is PRICELESS
@TirarADeguello5 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you stuck with it to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
@TirarADeguello5 жыл бұрын
@@FanOfAwesome1 maybe, not sure, but maybe, I was trying to point out something about wanting to change people, not sure, and doubt it works, LOL.
@FanOfAwesome15 жыл бұрын
TirarADeguello The message got across, hopefully.
@alphaasian35195 жыл бұрын
"Have you had any...desires...to bite someone on the neck....of the same sex?" is already one hell of a quote, but then you made that face at 3:22 and I just died😂😂👌
@mute_ed9845 жыл бұрын
Alpha Asian No, through the neck and make it crack 🐺😉 ....do you sit there and ask if the hamburger pattie was male or female? I don’t think so - you dig your teeth in it and eat it. Same thing.
@aerinasmr29255 жыл бұрын
Wow ! The vampire actually doesn't have a reflection in your glasses ! :-)
@le_mothman5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the reason in myth vampires didn't have reflections is because most mirrors were made with silver, which was considered a holy metal. There fore rejecting the unholy image of a vampire.
@onthefrtz54495 жыл бұрын
DIO Brando I didn’t know that, interesting!
@SevenEllen4 жыл бұрын
@@le_mothman And I thought it was because vampires didn't have mortal souls. Interesting. :-)
@le_mothman4 жыл бұрын
@@SevenEllen I think they changed the myths to the soul thing after mirrors were made with less valuable metals
@le_mothman4 жыл бұрын
@@SevenEllen or it's a culture thing
@kitty63755 жыл бұрын
5:08 When you stub your toe.
@hudsontackett89975 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@coollemon35805 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@sadshinobi39075 жыл бұрын
Ahahahhahh so good
@tj83105 жыл бұрын
Shit 😂😂
@Collisto24355 жыл бұрын
The amount of innuendos and subtle hints you put into this is god damn hilarious. Replace 'vampire' with 'gay' and 'light therapy' with 'electro-shock therapy' and you have an actual situation that took place in medical centres across the world.
@itaimizrahi74645 жыл бұрын
Cephalon Collisto I think it’s a commentary on conversion therapy
@chasedavisson565 жыл бұрын
I love how he makes suggestive pen movements every time he mentions “abstinence.” Subtle, Tirar.
@kairoikki69815 жыл бұрын
"Good morning my child" Sounds like I'm being greeted by God. I'm here for that.
@Yantar_ez5 жыл бұрын
Galactic Firefly you are
@newtrog.3675 жыл бұрын
Well I mean you are
@TippyTappyASMR5 жыл бұрын
I’m not a vampire! I know I burn in the sun but I promise it’s just a side effect of being ginger 😅
@childa.i.51985 жыл бұрын
I thought all the fingers became Nazi zombies
@patinthesnow7525 жыл бұрын
Princess Kitsune firstly I think you meant gingers secondly is that a South Park sot reference
@childa.i.51985 жыл бұрын
@@patinthesnow752 No I meant fingers from North Park
@mobzillalongtail5 жыл бұрын
Ayyy a fellow ginger
@danydazed43145 жыл бұрын
Dude, me too!
@skwam72025 жыл бұрын
"You should really go to church" Now I'm getting this from you too ? Just kidding man, great stuff as usual. Nice to see a return to cryptids/ monsters. The character reminds me a lot of the principal.
@Vasaloloa5 жыл бұрын
I don't care that it's 1:30 in the afternoon, it's bedtime now
@bobbydragon93225 жыл бұрын
TirarADeguello: Creating quality ASMR content for four years running!
@ASMRWhisperTime5 жыл бұрын
He is a legend!
@wanyes15 жыл бұрын
3:23 is pure art
@sleepmeditation1475 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else think of the X-Files when Tirar's intro plays?
@tj83105 жыл бұрын
That's point my guy
@ourhouse29965 жыл бұрын
The looks after all of the “of the same sex” questions are priceless! Keep it up Tirar
@demetroid63785 жыл бұрын
I reject my humanity, JoJo
@giusepperenard99825 жыл бұрын
Thank God they didn't find my stone mask *Sunlight touches me* WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@ppm2345 жыл бұрын
Yare yare
@davidclout62865 жыл бұрын
Jeff Bezos daze.
@giusepperenard99825 жыл бұрын
@@ppm234 @Pancake Souls Oh? You're both approaching me? Instead of runnig away you're coming right to me?
@jexaon82005 жыл бұрын
is that a jojo reference?!
@weebasaurasusrex70475 жыл бұрын
Hoho mukate kuruno ka? MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!
@Mr.Animemeguy5 жыл бұрын
Some of the faces he makes man. They crack me up so much sometimes. Lmao 5:07
@dandyguyinspace5 жыл бұрын
*_I reject my humanity Jonathan!!!_*
@mohamednaufalishareef29745 жыл бұрын
*DIO!*
@FlattestJoker5 жыл бұрын
WRRYYYYY
@ppm2345 жыл бұрын
KONO DIO DA
@gustavobrito41865 жыл бұрын
Za warudooooo
@macabremage63745 жыл бұрын
Yare yare...
@MrAl3605 жыл бұрын
I like that for ever serious ASMR tiar role play video, we can get a silly one that still shows how much effort and care went into making it.
@alostcyberman3085 жыл бұрын
Is this a subtle critique of those conversions camps that try to make gay people straight? The way he talks about Christopher and how his faith saved him really hits me with that
@emilyb92515 жыл бұрын
subtle? it's a pretty glaring critique of them haha
@alostcyberman3085 жыл бұрын
@@emilyb9251 was a bit worried i might be really off so i try to make it less of a deal than it is, ya know
@alostcyberman3085 жыл бұрын
@@AlfredFJones1776 since emily just said the critique wasn't subtle at all i imagine this is sarcasm right? so yeaaa naaaah don't even know where i got that from dude my mind's been crazy recently
@DARE04515 жыл бұрын
Considering Tirars common religious overtones I'm not sure he's trying to be critical
@melancholygarden5 жыл бұрын
Nobody can be made straight if they aren't.
@sirinbaba55775 жыл бұрын
Dr. Andrew Michaels kills a gorilla with bare hands - ASMR
@mute_ed9845 жыл бұрын
And the camera guy - you usually don´t want evidence on such events.... ;-)
@sneax56755 жыл бұрын
Tirar: Coughs at me Me: *TURNS INTO VAPIRE* Me: *CONFUSED* BRO WTF
@amandinhafreitas5 жыл бұрын
Go for the dance but if they try to put you in a bear suit, you better run
@TirarADeguello5 жыл бұрын
Oh, I know that movie, and beware of the bees as well!
@VisualSounds15 жыл бұрын
**Nicolas Cage voice** I’M A VAMPIIIRE!
@AnomalousZoologist5 жыл бұрын
"Have you been watching any vampire porn?" "It's just a fetish dont shame me" >///
@hazevthewolf1785 жыл бұрын
Just a minute into this video, I started smiling and a few minutes later, I could see where this was headed. You, sir, are absolutely brilliant. I mean that most sincerely, but I don't want to spam the comment channel with a mini-essay from me. I'll say this much: coconut oil makes my pale skin crawl and my inner Bela Lugosi so enjoyed this...
@dynastyhunter55 жыл бұрын
Intense light therapy is where you get a mirrored room and bring in a heavy duty lamp and shine it at the person until they give in, while chanting BURN
@caffeinevaccine5 жыл бұрын
The faces he made when he said "down there" straight killed me lmao
@coopercan5 жыл бұрын
Your creativity never let's me down.
@rosvaldasbolys58715 жыл бұрын
“Don’t they teach you that in Sunday school” 😂😂😂
@Rainyredman12345 жыл бұрын
I was going to say something about not seeing anyone in the reflection of the glasses, but then I realized my stupidity
@MrRudi1315 жыл бұрын
Tirar: the said you are perusing vampire porn sites, is this true? Me: Well, my tastes are pretty specific Tirar: I appreciate your honesty Edit: can someone advise some specific ones???
@samhamsamwich14055 жыл бұрын
Amazon.com
@silent_stalker36875 жыл бұрын
ISeeBrightness E621
@MrRudi1315 жыл бұрын
@@silent_stalker3687 ok, this is epic, very cool
@ASMRwithSofia5 жыл бұрын
It's 4 pm here in Toronto and I am ready for a good nap. I never get tired to say, you're so creative, I truly love your content. 💖
@TheG_Boy5 жыл бұрын
Tirar: Im not a vampire that sounds like something a vampire would say
@le_mothman3 жыл бұрын
"I dunno man, sounds pretty vampiric to me"
@RedWolfy75 жыл бұрын
This is great! Subversive and hilarious satire is always the best 😆
@AsenaKar5 жыл бұрын
"Vampire" and Will and Grace... hmmm i think vampire means something else heerrreee :D brilliant
@luka35255 жыл бұрын
this is the most interesting asmr I’ve ever watched, I love it
@gatordemon93805 жыл бұрын
Was expecting vamp contacts behind the shades at the very end
@marxjester98025 жыл бұрын
Oh sweet, I’m a vampire now. Does that mean I can stop time using a yellow humanoid ghost that can punch stuff really fast, throw knives, Make things cold using my body temperature, be able to put severed limbs back on, and fire lasers from my eyes?
@asmrwatcher60005 жыл бұрын
Obviously
@imtheoperatorttv6375 жыл бұрын
The HomoWampire, truly a horrifying creature. Keep up the great work Tirar
@GanjaMash5 жыл бұрын
I had a straight face and was invested until he said the show Will and Grace. I busted out laughing. I watched it as a kid. Thought nothing of it. Guess I'm a vampire
@tothemoongaming47583 жыл бұрын
The way he says "down there" at 4:50 kills me every time
@LiziASMR5 жыл бұрын
Very creative, always impressed with your story telling!
@TirarADeguello5 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much, my dear friend, I hope I cheered you up. Get well soon!
@miguelbayne45065 жыл бұрын
And here I thought us gays were the only ones who had to go to conversion therapy.
@ASMRJonie5 жыл бұрын
HAHAA I love your themes so much! It's always so entertaining and relaxing my friend!
@TirarADeguello5 жыл бұрын
I had too much fun making this one. Thank you
@principalofthething92775 жыл бұрын
Looking good with the shades TirarADeguello. 😎
@johnaversano43045 жыл бұрын
Seeing a new video from you is like seeing an old friend that look forward to seeing.
@victorc88045 жыл бұрын
Just/only 93 days until Halloween🎃 night couldn't come at a better time mike/tirar
@madelinepatnaude37455 жыл бұрын
Tingles and a laughing fit, absolutely amazing 😂🙌🏻
@OnlineFastball5 жыл бұрын
Tirar you made a great awkward character lol
@daniellinn13905 жыл бұрын
Tirar: *says vampire-wrick* *Few minutes later says* Also tirar: *says vampiric*
@kay-zi3zr5 жыл бұрын
i love how your hands don’t blur when they get close to the camera like some channels, it’s way tinglier especially for plucking videos!
@spicyhotdog47765 жыл бұрын
I just think this person is just has a really big vampire fetish Edit: This took a really weird turn when the person had to take off their clothes and I am extremely uncomfortable😂
@BrendonCap5 жыл бұрын
It really looks like u pulled that cross straight from someones tombstone
@picklesoncucumber46145 жыл бұрын
Cop|ASMR Tirar screaming "where are the drugs?!?!" and slapping you for 2 1/2 Hours
@mute_ed9845 жыл бұрын
myfriendscallmeA!ds yt ”As I said about 50 times before - in my f*** bathroom. All legal stuff that I paid and had a prescription for!” oO(my head...still there?....well must be....an Aspirin would be nice to get rid of this headache...)
@picklesoncucumber46145 жыл бұрын
@@mute_ed984 MORE ASPIRIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or just 1 with Cocaine. Should also work... Wait, lemme look if i got an- Shit the police.
@Laugical5 жыл бұрын
Oh hey! The last vampire video is probably one of my favorite asmr videos ever. I’m sure I’m going to love this one! :D
@kpp28554 жыл бұрын
He is really understand this universe!! I love you Andrew!
@amandinhafreitas5 жыл бұрын
You must be the most creative person I "know" LOL GReat Job Tirar. Who is your favorite vampire?
@TheASMRDude5 жыл бұрын
I remember taking care of vampires by either a holy whip, cross, axe, or holy water, not any of this “light conversion”... I hope you got the reference!
@NightWhispererASMR5 жыл бұрын
Love your style! 🔥
@arsweetie12345 жыл бұрын
i know it’s old news now, but im honestly imagining damien bloodmarch sitting in the chair like “my parents?? why are they concerned with this, ive been living alone for years- i have a son- MY COMPUTER HISTORY?”
@jedyzichterman3585 жыл бұрын
The NWO guy is a gay vampire in denial eh? Honestly not what I was expecting out of Area 51 but I'll take it
@marshmelows5 жыл бұрын
You are 'Bank Robber Trying to Keep His/Her Calm Togetehr and Stick to the Plan'
@rintohsaka19285 жыл бұрын
Me: Go deeper Her: 8:05
@bryceaylor32025 жыл бұрын
8:08 holy shit this is brilliant 😂😂🙌🏼
@ASMRWhisperTime5 жыл бұрын
My favourite bits 09:09 The way he says "cured" really gets me. 11:44 "Some people love their job." ROFL 17:20 "Yes, flick your hair like a model." I am dying :D Great tingles and fantastic humour. Wonderful roleplay.
@thogurk46305 жыл бұрын
The faces he makes when he then asks the same question but with “of the same sex” is amazing
@bearhoven5 жыл бұрын
Damn, I did not expect a 3 act arc over the course of an ASMR video. Laughter, Tears, REDEMPTION 🙌
@thecommentpredictorlmao9825 жыл бұрын
Well... Don’t be alarmed, just talking bout vampire porn 😂
@24xxmonkeyxx424 жыл бұрын
When your parents walk in at the wrong time
@tationthego5 жыл бұрын
I laughed harder than I should’ve!!! Epic. Iconic and Unique ASMR! Love it
@Creampuf19775 жыл бұрын
I can't fall asleep to this you're too hilarious 😂
@TirarADeguello5 жыл бұрын
I think that is an incredible compliment. Thank you.
@24xxmonkeyxx425 жыл бұрын
8:04 when a vampire coughs on you ',:^)
@anastasiainternetova92265 жыл бұрын
Love your velvet voice And the opening melody is sooo cool
@WormtheWord5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to take this as a bash on gay conversion therapy because it makes me love your channel so much more
@LuckySeven795 жыл бұрын
"watching TV shows like will and grace" LOL
@TirarADeguello5 жыл бұрын
yep, that's all it takes, LOL
@brandonfield39935 жыл бұрын
Hahaha this is too good. I'm dead... undead. Well done as always!
@REAL_BigBoiLifts5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how you slowly become more vampire, absolutely hilarious well done 👍
@unknowndoctorcrow5 жыл бұрын
Help Doctor I've turned into a crow
@nathanaelbennett82865 жыл бұрын
I don't watch for the ASMR. I watch for the weirdness. I worship weirdness.
@irishpotatofarmer80555 жыл бұрын
That took a very unexpected turn
@HaxenSlash5 жыл бұрын
Will and Grace. That got a hell of a laugh out of me. I did not see that joke coming.
@spawner24695 жыл бұрын
It's only ok to be a vampire if it's for DIO-sama....Oh DIO.... What? Oh, yes Emily, of course. Class dismissed.
@bee34975 жыл бұрын
I think I need to call Christopher. It seems that the sun burned your brain just a little bit.
@aarronewart30795 жыл бұрын
3:23 killed me!
@Hauntedfiremilkshake4 жыл бұрын
As soon as you said vampire porn I was like “WeLL tHat sOuNDs LiKe mE.”
@NoxiousNox5 жыл бұрын
I don't want to bite someone's neck. I want to bite someone's brain.
@rudrarana32605 жыл бұрын
Just in time! Thank you sir!
@Clowntimes25 жыл бұрын
"They found some magazines under your bed" Me: Sigh* Oh well, there goes my Hentai Collection.....
@KingKonamiLive5 жыл бұрын
Nya nya
@bruhlaro54165 жыл бұрын
If it isn't The fate of a failed exorcist, then it's not worth it.
@Craven.maple99315 жыл бұрын
Name checks out
@guard63044 жыл бұрын
Dio would be so proud
@RainRiderAmbience5 жыл бұрын
Those Magazines under my bed, i swear its not mine. I was saving it for a friend
@fooddiscovery17375 жыл бұрын
Had a great time watching this « Good bye call me later » as if Ahahaha excellent !!!
@joshtrammell71485 жыл бұрын
I love your videos man! It really helps me sleep and relax
@naomi-bz4un5 жыл бұрын
DIO asmr next, this is just the beginning of it
@いぬとかねことか5 жыл бұрын
can you even imagine tirar is suddenly like, KONO DIO DA!!!!!! MUDA MUDA!! (for 30 minutes)
@naomi-bz4un5 жыл бұрын
@@いぬとかねことか ZA WARUDO, and then the video buffers for 11 seconds
@いぬとかねことか5 жыл бұрын
falco | LOOOOLL!!!!!!
@automativefusion55235 жыл бұрын
This man is a genius. You are one of a kind Tirar.
@roronoaban36985 жыл бұрын
Him holding up a cross whilst saying "good morning" made me holler in the middle of the night for somd reason 😂😂😂😂