ASMR Third Eye Alignment Medical Procedure

[@transgirltalks1140]

"your soul is out of alignment" i really hope this is covered by my insurance

[@blitzkriegt-1650]

Probably not

[@alxiiii]

That made my day

[@spoofking9347]

Screw that, I'm more concerned with the whole "your heart has a problem with it's rhythm" thing!

[@justawarlord]

well when he said that all i could think about was wait my soul isnt lawfull evil like the rest of my body?

[@R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D.]

oh man, i actually work as an insurance salesman, and this had me spit out my coffee :D

[@VonBlargh]

Watches video for first time: Dr Michaels: Good morning.... Me: **Shit, he knows its 5am**

[@greenradiozone824]

didactic polymath I’m watching this at 5:00am how do you know my time??????

[@biagi66]

This made me laugh so hard

[@mangobot232]

Holy shit it’s weird but it’s 5am here when I watched

[@iank2025]

It's 5am for me to! Holy shit!

[@The132333]

dang 5 am here as well haha

[@guidoow420]

The most original intro ever

[@kellyavalon5433]

It was very impressive.

[@hugoallard5467]

guido blog lol

[@johanhernandez4509]

I feel as if this kind gentleman should have more subs and likes his voice is so mesmerizing and soothing

[@Jr-yb8lg]

Gay

[@aceataku]

I feel like he does deserve more subs.

[@legacydivingoakland9629]

Yaaaas.

[@logantoms6177]

Try dr.t asmr he’s extremely good

[@vegas707]

u got ur wish

[@jordanandautumnarcher8328]

I really like your videos because you're fluid with your thoughts. The most annoying thing about ASMR videos is when people are uncertain about what they are saying, and it's as if every sentence they speak is given from a que card that comes 5 seconds too late. You're even more impressive, because you're acting in a roll play like situation, and you are able to speak as if you know exactly what you are going to say. Thanks for your videos.

[@TirarADeguello]

You're very kind taking the time to leave feedback. Thank you very much.

[@Lukas-or3jv]

Agreed, I find it very uncomfortable that they sit there and dont know what to say. Tirar talks as if he has a friend there roleplaying with him or he's had this scenario thought before and knows what to say because hes thought it over before

[@accimesylvia1129]

stay still for 11 secs

[@Deadnvrsleep]

​@@accimesylvia1129?

[@newnamesameperson397]

"Relax I'm a doctor" Porn music starts playing

[@aviewer6897]

*Bird flies out of my insides.*

[@aswisscheeseslice7184]

@@aviewer6897 Dr. Ludwig/Medic reference?

[@valkaerie8715]

Archimedes?

[@aswisscheeseslice7184]

@@valkaerie8715 ARCHIMEDES!

[@thecrusader6513]

A Viewer it’s filthzy in zhere

[@CallieYote]

In 9 more months we'll see "ASMR Emergency Third Eye Removal" because the alignment allowed to subject to have total control to the point of becoming a danger.

[@mute_ed984]

Wouldn't see that one coming too? 👾 Will become an eye for an eye, for an eye situation 🕵

[@B_DOUGY]

Damn it happened

[@mute_ed984]

@@B_DOUGY Yes, but got a new one. 👀👁 See? So it should be fine.

[@mothman6264]

I know I’m late but dude you inspired greatness

[@andrewivanov678]

9 months later, still waiting for it.

[@silverdragon996]

Jesus is there a single comment without a heat? Like appreciation for interacting with fans but holy cow the dedication is real

[@TirarADeguello]

I know. That's how you know I read it. Thanks

[@superrotting6940]

*heart

[@LairyLoaf]

There is none without heat cause his videos are fire

[@hellaeric10]

@@LairyLoaf Yeah, but they're like one of those warm, crackling fires.

[@zackhiggins5135]

@@TirarADeguello Dont stop broksi!

[@hikarukurusubackup6290]

"Your soul is out of alignment." I don't think it's out of alignment, I think it's just gone.

[@Alexander.0671]

That accessory wasnt available

[@hannahdivic28]

Ahahahahaha

[@agr9k]

Are you ginger?[yes I know I’m using a stereotype and yes I know I’m unoriginal]

[@comicalrando.9849]

Sir your soul is in another dimension

[@zeldrisdevon7239]

@@agr9k I am, don't worry. Most of us don't have souls

[@martinlaird4738]

Mike I was absolutely rolling when you put the magnifying glass on your chin, I went from perfectly relaxed to wheezing like a fool, your videos being so much happiness to me in all forms

[@luketurse6066]

Nice, I was high on some nice ass bud when watching this video.

[@riven6807]

Might be a bit more than happiness...

[@nlholla]

Lol that shit looked creepy loved it

[@naterk9460]

29:25 "If you spend all your time looking for Evil, you'll find it. But if you spend all your time looking for Good, you'll find that in abundance." Words we all need to remind ourselves of more often

[@murftupperware1012]

is it just me or does he seem like hed play a great mafia boss?

[@ChaoticNeutralElf]

He should do an asmr video of that haha.

[@Daisy-kg4ho]

Mythical Mew he has

[@gabrielmarchiori5503]

I can totally see him with a hat, a suit and a cigar 🤣🤣

[@breepurple5501]

And he gets away from the bloodiest things just by talking the cops into slumber

[@Subhumanoid_]

ASMR strangulation in the basement for non-payment of protection. Very relaxing.

[@joeywolongevicz483]

The last couple of minutes actually made me tear up. It is rare to find such a spring of hope. Thank you so much for being you Tirar. You're the Bob Ross of ASMR.

[@TirarADeguello]

from me, I'm just glad I was able to help you. Have a great evening.

[@coollemon3580]

These tingles are really E y e opening.... I’ll let myself out.........

[@dickatry2854]

Cool- Lemon eye love these puns.

[@coollemon3580]

E y e love all of these pUns

[@dickatry2854]

Are we using the same pun over and over again? Eye don’t like that.

[@that1trashborb948]

Eye see what you did there!

[@onixtrous]

This is the *third* time you've done this. Come on now...

[@jasu_kpc]

“Breathe in.” Ok “Breathe in...” ...ok “Breathe in...” Please stop “Good” Can I breathe out

[@marcellarisa7239]

Ricey超極 No

[@jointheparty3857]

@@marcellarisa7239 wonder why they haven't commented since? 👀😂😈

[@jointheparty3857]

@@marcellarisa7239 jkjk

[@Zr-gn6de]

Ricey超極 NØ

[@samhamsamwich1405]

Xdddddd

[@_Siclo]

This man is still liking comments and this video has been out for over a year. Respect🤘

[@Vasaloloa]

Man, I hate when my soul's out of alignment

[@DeadlikeDani]

Steltzer Sketching my face when .O.

[@JohnDoe-fk7fq]

Your videos are medicinal I use them almost every night to sleep...they are extremely creative and soothing, I just wanted to thank you personally for all that you do, I have very bad insomnia and anxiety and your videos are one of the few things that help me

[@shtdaprdtr]

Can't really relax to this guy...I'm afraid I might be missing a kidney or some shit when I wake up

[@laurenwoodcox6103]

A small price to pay

[@HolyKoolaid]

Meh. That's why you have a backup. 🙃

[@Tabi-Kun]

If your afraid of losing a body part to this guy, then watch out for Ephermal Rift because you will wake up in a xenomorph body with a Dalek head and bat wings

[@TragicTester034]

@@Tabi-Kun ooo Kinky

[@Tabi-Kun]

@@TragicTester034 yep

[@gem2148]

Tirar, sir, you are so unique, investive and creative with your ASMR content.. You put thoughts, hardwork & dedication. Super underrated..

[@thehellraiser8959]

Feels like a combination of ephemeral rift and Dr. T

[@michaelrobert6386]

“Your souls out of alignment” I BLAME PUBLIC SCHOOL!!!

[@LightYagami-ik1cg]

And you would be correct

[@contentlobby3824]

Rightfully so

[@imsiqtv7297]

dae school bad???

[@eleutheromanic]

*any illnesses i should know about?* depression *ok good*

[@ArthurMorgan-cx5xj]

T u b e r c u l o s i s

[@typereira4643]

😆

[@ArthurMorgan-cx5xj]

28_stupendous The Cheater Maybe.

[@stankyt5882]

@@ArthurMorgan-cx5xj *ok good*

[@loobly]

M e s o t h e l i o m a

[@koffeeandtv]

Tirar: *pulls out scissors* Bald People: “Nice joke but I don’t have any hair” Tirar:”Gotta move alll these little hairs out of the way.” Bald People: *silent weeping*

[@OrionOnion]

Plot twist, it's about the nose hairs

[@aidengray3998]

Nah, they all got prodigious eyebrows.

[@ASMRParadise]

The personal attention you give is unlike any other, so effective

[@m.b.c.mannybecool1477]

Bro i appreciate how good of an actor you are, you fr hit it 100% ! Please keep up, don’t listen to no negetivity. You can tell you giving it your all

[@OopsydaisyASMR]

2 minutes in and I'm super relaxed already :) thank you for always creating such amazing and unique content!

[@XRHQX]

unique indeed

[@cabeasmr5485]

Oopsydaisy ASMR me too

[@god.8858]

With the third eye you can see all the memes in the future.

[@AdeptLux]

chungusbig Like Like

[@stefaniatorino9030]

this is by far one of my favourite asmr videos... I make sure to pop by every now and then, so I don't forget that crazy cozy feeling! you did a great job 🌺

[@TirarADeguello]

Welcome back! new video today, so maybe I will see you at the premiere.

[@REALCodyCannon]

It’s been 4 years and this is still my go to video if all else fails as I know this one works

[@TirarADeguello]

Hey, you're the best, thanks for saying that.

[@HerpilOG]

Can you align my third leg :/

[@bedsidekiller4510]

*insert Lenny face here*

[@Mr.Preston3991]

Got em

[@SPriteOJ]

-porn hub community intro plays-

[@you-cf7df]

lul

[@Susasart]

giggity

[@jakobfredriksson2272]

Where im from a third eye can mean an anus; thus I got rather suspicious reading the title. Too bad I laughed my lungs out the whole video. Just imagine him looking into the ... ehum, and run it from 1:00 and maybe you will understand why this - for me - might be the funniest video ever on the internet.

[@themidnightseemstress5701]

Your comment made my day. Thank you

[@Philtopy]

Thx now I cant watch it anymore without giggling xD

[@lifestories5189]

What it means is it’s a part of ur brain

[@Philtopy]

he does most likely know @@lifestories5189

[@akirtech2011]

I rewatched this with that in mind couldn’t go to sleep thanks bro.

[@kssykssygg]

Tirar, you’ve become the only ASMRtist that I listen to anymore! Not only is your content engaging for when I’m more awake, it still consistently gives me tingles for when I use it to fall asleep. Great work as always!

[@wareforcoin5780]

So, I go to the doctor because my magical eyeball had decided to slide out of place, and this dude whacks me up the forehead like, first thing. Then he realizes he's making it worse, so after banging my head a few more times, he decides he needs to go deeper and he literally pulls out a pair of scissors and cuts my hair, ruining my haircut. Then he starts doing some wacky nonsense, trying to play got-your-heart with me like I'm a baby, and whacks me a good while longer, and starts telling me my heart is strong and my third eye is beautiful. (Creeper.) On the upside, I'm no longer in a state of spiritual flux, so thanks, Doc!

[@BurningQuestion]

Your channel is one of a few out there that allows me to enjoy "metaphysical" crap without cringing. I'm especially allergic to ASMR creators who make content around esoteric scams they're trying to sell people.

[@LadyOfMetal_666]

I needed this..... Something to help me sleep.... Today’s one of my “not so brilliant” days, so everything is difficult, even getting to sleep. You’re once again coming to the rescue to make things easier for me. You’re a legend and I cannot thank you enough. *Potentially awkward hugs sent your way*

[@That_Son_Ofa_Itch]

This is the best amsr roleplay i've clicked on yet, 10-10 awesomeness. Still tingling.

[@gonnermleggies4813]

Nothing more frightening than when a Doctor says they're making it worse than when you walked in! I love your work, man! If I have a nightmare, I will watch one of your videos to bring a bit of humor and relaxation to my mind so I can fall back asleep. Thank you so much! Hope you have a happy new year!

[@hauntedmushroomsasmr7716]

What I love about your videos is not only the incredibly unique content, but the very natural way you express yourself. It’s relaxing in a way that makes these roleplays so incredibly realistic! ❤️

[@ashenllion]

The massage part from 11:26 to 13:34 is so great!! I’m not sure what it is about it but i always find myself coming back to this video for it! Thank you!

[@nataliejames1964]

22:23 : "You have a courageous and strong heart" Me: Thank you. I'm a Gryffindor

[@ylfrettubyt8569]

Forehead breaks "Once more" " once more"

[@zaadus2]

One of the best things in your videos is that you don't really whisper, youre talking in a low voice which gives me more tingles

[@anakinskywalker1627]

Watching this on Christmas to calm my social anxiety 100%

[@gonnermleggies4813]

Hope you survived the holiday madness. I decided to stay home this year because fuck all that shit, man. I called in some wafflehouse and shared it with my grumpy old dog. Best Christmas ever.

[@jellybro-zl7xw]

Cool I got ran over by a 4 wheeler on Christmas day.

[@joshuatree5620]

@@jellybro-zl7xw on the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me! *neoowwwww

[@jellybro-zl7xw]

@@joshuatree5620 lol yes

[@JohnSmith39180]

@@gonnermleggies4813 You should watch Attack On Titan

[@morgandamari3904]

Your voice is genuinely so calming and I normally hate speaking asmr but this is so relaxing

[@cazlaz]

This is ASMR perfection for me. The snipping and tweezing are a perfect combo and the gloves massage is absolute bliss. All with personal attention and silky tones with interesting subject matter. I keep coming back to it!! Love this channel!!

[@Chris-th4ii]

“Your in a spiritual flux” Is this connected to my recent time loop removal, doc?

[@hannahdivic28]

Christopher Grayson you need a new dolorian

[@goronimus304]

The one comment without a heart. F

[@Rabbit-the-One]

This video. This is it. Best asmr response I've ever had. You deserve more recognition and followers.

[@dickatry2854]

baliszez2dawalliszez ikr

[@theshaperook]

Straight loved this, Mike. You are always so original, my friend. Hope you have a good week.

[@TirarADeguello]

I really liked making this one, thank you.

[@theshaperook]

Yw, Mike.

[@andrejones8834]

that intro is SPECTACULAR!! holy crap, i thought it was an ad!

[@shiningwolf8269]

I so agree. It is what got me hooked in the first place

[@hoytsigman5435]

I love it so cool

[@purplevr8727]

Me: mm ASMR KZbin: here’s an ad “JUST IMAGINE, THE PERFECT SMALL BUSINESS

[@warmachine6520]

Aahhhhh his voice is simultaneously very relaxing and just plain unsettles me, I'm not sure how to feel about this yet

[@DarkerRunesASMR]

But how about the fourth eye? Or the fifth? 🤔

[@theolddeus9672]

Psychics hate him!

[@skele-eleton]

You have to beat the Third Eye's campaign on hard mode to unlock the Fourth Eye.

[@SlickDestro]

@@skele-eleton Then beat the Fourth Eye's Challenge to unlock the Fifth Eye.

[@DarkHypernova]

We are thinking on the basest of planes. What we need, are more eyes.

[@SlickDestro]

@@DarkHypernova Fear the old blood.

[@melaniesmith3676]

“It doesn’t matter what side you’re on-if you’re being divisive it’s bad.” Word!! 💯

[@Tabi-Kun]

The fact I came across this comment right at 12:24 is something

[@Tupapirico2024]

After a hard day of school , there's nothing better than one of your videos to relax

[@effluviah7544]

Always proud to be a long term fan, and to see more and more people noticing and appreciating your work. Another great video from you, I really love the metaphysical stuff! :)

[@waynej9420]

I am not even going to comment no more on your videos after this, doc, cause I think the same thing of all of your videos! Class!

[@LemmyWinkz]

Each time you post a video, I feel like a kid on a Saturday, getting candy and watching Cartoon Network! Always super relaxing and wonderful mate! Hope you have a wonderful week! :)

[@TirarADeguello]

that is such a great compliment, thank you so much.

[@blizzardcrow3051]

Nice profile

[@yakiclone45]

Whoa same

[@angelwla]

❤️ I love your endings. They always make me feel special. ❤️

[@chispychisp1690]

Doctor: "we must have skin to skin contact" Me: but ur wearing gloves

[@annieingolia7639]

Ikr😂

[@elephystry]

THEY’RE MADE OF SKIN

[@natwalsh2710]

O_O “M-made out of SKIN?!” 😱

[@foundationsoversight8479]

He touched before he put on the gloves. It's at about 1:55.

[@fieldyjunior5618]

Honestly my favourite asmr channel! I love these videos and how original they are! I think a video like bedtime story asmr role play where you just make up some ridiculous story would be awesome! Keep doing what you do mate

[@AnomalousZoologist]

You are one of the most wholesome Asmrtists I've ever gotten to watch. And the magnified smile made me chuckle X3

[@ytv31]

I am on a binge!❤ Just found out your channel and I am already in love🔥👌

[@hyperharlee]

“Your Soul is out of Alignment” Well no sh*t, that’s why I came here.

[@kvable.]

This is still one of the best of the best Mike, love it, also loved the recent spider hand vid!

[@TirarADeguello]

Glad you enjoyed it, and thank you for the awesome comments.

[@JoãoSilveiro-k2i]

man this asmr its very very creative and new. the others asmrtists only make haircut asmr, eye exam asmr but you make an third eye opening . your creativity its infinite man . and .........................why theres a eye in my forehead ?

[@Ernaut1122]

I love rewatching all his videos when I’m bored and trying to sleep

[@quetzalcoatl6785]

I know this video is old, but the ending really affected me; it caught me off guard and I had a strangely emotional reaction to your words, so I wanted to leave this comment and thank you for sharing your warm and caring presence with the KZbin community. I hope your channel continues to grow and get the recognition it deserves, for all the work you put into your videos. I'm a happy new subscriber.

[@kat6161]

ahhhh you are so lovely i feel so safe. I truly love the asmr community so much

[@TirarADeguello]

thank you, and I hope you have a good nights rest.

[@ReyeS000Il]

You know, I think I know why this guy makes the most ridiculous asmr videos, so that they can become memorable and when you try to search it, it would be easy since it's such a memorable video and title. :P

[@SMBstag]

3:28 explaining to my girlfriend's parents

[@sweetbabyrays9238]

Underrated.

[@tedpinnegar1804]

First time I lasted the whole video without falling asleep. I feel like you're really speaking to us at the end. Was expecting tingles, got tingles and feels. Thanks for being amazing.

[@pierres4406]

I wish everyone in the world was as kind and empathetic as you sir

[@mikeyp2277]

I generally find woman to be me more soothing for ASMR, but this guy is really good.

[@craftedmind3714]

I’m the same way, it feel just. Weird. But yeah this guy is good, oddly enough

[@mrteabaggervance]

I was apprehensive about this guy, but I actually got tingles from this. Great ASMR video.

[@nerdbamarich2063]

You are incredible my man.. I always leave your videos very relaxed... thank you as always...

[@IceCreamWizard]

I got an ad, which means this vedo is monetized right? Thats great fam. Happy for ya

[@citlalyp.5545]

I speak Spanish but I watch videos in English because they help me a lot to learn the language and the ASMR is the best option to learn because the voice is slow and I can understand most of the video. Thank you very much, your help is great. ❤

[@SinnFulYT]

"Cuts hair" Me: but I'm bald The doc: "continues to cut" I actually did two comments, darn me

[@Maxxon89]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b6inYYyhhbSnoq8

[@nathanielcauvin5698]

How u actually like every comment. From a year ago and from a week ago. Thats crazy. Only if everyone else was as connected and dedicated to us. We love the recognition

[@TirarADeguello]

Thank you, and Merry Christmas. I try.

[@mera15]

Can you make a video of the Lore of Dr. Andrew Michael?

[@Thiccremoch162]

mera15 I would watch that in a heartbeat

[@armandom8265]

YES! I’d love Dr. Andrew Michaels recapping all (or most) of what he’s been though over the years and he can reference a bunch of older videos. Would require quite a bit of work but damn would it be awesome

[@dumpstercast-refuseradio8429]

you can't, the doctor is just too busy there would be so much to cover

[@MilesTraveler]

Every video reveals a bit more

[@blyatmeister5370]

I love to listen to your videos while writing papers, it just makes it less stressful. Keep the great content coming man.

[@dickatry2854]

BlyatMeister I like how he hearted everyone else’s but just didn’t for yours...lol. Well, yet, at least.

[@raphaelgarcia7365]

Love this ! Keep it up Tirar! Your work is immaculate ! And the vibes and tingles from your videos are the best!

[@tabbiethecat]

love this video!! i'm glad all my stuff is in alignment! all the videos you create start very weird and they end with sage advice. i adore the stuff you create!

[@pyjamies8159]

"youre definetly in need... of a third eye.... alignment." Role credits

[@danielleluvslee]

Screw you do you need A third are one because the dude I wash right now he’s awesome

[@GazB85]

@@danielleluvslee In English?

[@hello6939]

Tirar you are my favorite asmrtist and you will always be. Your voice is perfect and your role plays you do are very well done. Thanks for all the sleep

[@ToyBoxDanceClub]

Dr. Andrew Michaels. I never would comment on a video like this.. but mate.. You are amazing. Seriously. You deserve good fortune.. wealth and happiness my man. So deserve it. Love your vids there ridiculously good

[@SpinchBabeeey]

Sometimes I just stay up mesmerized by your videos and barely notice the time passing instead of falling asleep and then when the video is over I’m like “damn..”

[@user-xm4xq1uy5w]

i love how you’re so calm and as if you’re actually speaking to me irl :)):):)) now excuse me i have to spend time with my third eye

[@joshuyen4212]

I keep coming back to this vid. That bit with the talk and the massaging is the best

[@ryanatlas2066]

You amaze me. You create have such a cool intro. Got a lot of interesting idea's for videos. Your great sir

[@ghostface6387]

Facts: TIRAR is one of the best asmrists out there

[@jordanandautumnarcher8328]

bears, beats, battle star galactica

[@henkiesjaak2]

I normally do not comment on a video, but I just wanted to say that you're awesome and I will keep watching your creative content!

[@emmafrankly]

This may be the best idea for an ASMR video I've ever encountered - and so well executed! Thank you so much for all the tingles from this one. :)

[@Thegreenjelousy]

I love this one :) so creative. The new goggle looks awesome. The magnifying glass with the talking tho... you definitely have the creepy smile down pat and you know it :P

[@nahbro3965]

My guy, u need more subs. Merry Christmas, we love you!

[@tylerknutson1213]

24:20 nightmare fuel

[@thocsies9684]

I'm sorry little one

[@silverdragon996]

One does not try and balance his fans sleep schedule with nightmare fuel, but this, this does bring a smile to my face

[@zoopzoopzoopzoop]

Thanos

[@coopercan]

"Are you happy?" *not anymore*

[@rosesarered7249]

Roses are Red His background is dark At about this time I didn’t feel so good.....

[@midnightmarauder6534]

My new fav video for the next 4 days cant wait to watch this one till I go numb to it and move onto the next one. So happy :)

[@MC-Juggernaut]

My third eye needs Lasik.

[@Sannsat]

Oh my goodness, I found your channel a while back but forgot the name and now I saw your comment on another one of my favorites. The joy is real. Time to get anxious free for a bit.

[@TirarADeguello]

thank you

[@TheLordofASMR]

This is wonderful, thank you, this will put me to sleep tonight :)

[@AKAWalker]

That ending. That's what I needed to hear right now. Thank you.