Vampire's Kiss (5/11) Movie CLIP - Alphabetical Order (1988) HD

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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
Peter (Nicolas Cage) lectures Dr. Glaser (Elizabeth Ashley) on the simplicity of filing documents then proceeds to recite the alphabet.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Vampire's Kiss follows the story of yuppie literary agent Peter Loew (Nicolas Cage) as he descends into madness and vampirism. Loew believes he has been bitten by a vampire (Jennifer Beals) and is slowly becoming one himself, despite the contrary opinion of his therapist (Elizabeth Ashley). He then begins to wage a campaign of escalating terror against his secretary and first potential victim, Alva (Maria Conchita Alonso, looking appropriately baffled). Alva begs her parents to let her stay home from work to avoid her unusual boss, but they force her to go on that fateful day, and the plot unfolds. Vampire's Kiss became a cult item on the basis of Cage's outrageous performance: at one point he actually eats a live cockroach.
CREDITS:
TM & © MGM (1988)
Cast: Nicolas Cage, Elizabeth Ashley
Director: Robert Bierman
Producers: John Daly, Adine Duron, Matthew Ferro, Derek Gibson, Barry Shils, Marcia Shulman, Michael Thomas, Michael Thomas, Barbara Zitwer
Screenwriter: Joseph Minion
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[@bondfool]

The alphabet part is a meme, but the petulant “I never misfiled anything!” is absolutely incredible.

[@optimusprimus89]

"Not once! Not one time!" 😡

[@JimberWumby]

Apparently he wanted to see if he could do Mick Jaggers moves in a scene so that's why he moves like that

[@misterman3379]

I don’t get that line.. no one would Say that. Crappy writing.

[@Cmonbilly]

@@misterman3379 She was saying it was misfiled. He was saying he did not misfile anything, so who was it? Of course, she can’t answer. He’s literally losing his mind in an epic vampire spiral.

[@BillyBob-xi9ih]

Also the “I wanna know, really, WHO!! DID!!!” 😂

[@Davesothoth]

I unironically love Nic Cage.

[@skippydinglechalk1196]

Thank

[@AlbanianThrash]

Hes the most entertaining actor on screen

[@tullythebully5539]

Same

[@bigcock8900]

Best actor of all time

[@imjack1041]

I think the people who make fun of him and make memes of his "Not the bees" scene, have never actually seen a film from him. Leaving Las Vegas, Raising Arizona, Wild at Heart, Matchstick Men or Lord of War. This guy can act.

[@brettlee5226]

This lady deserves an Oscar for not cracking up during this. 😂

[@jeffhelba]

Oh, I imagine there may have been a few takes 😂

[@grego-geek]

pretty sure there is some bloopers of that scene

[@Dev1559]

"A B C D E F G.. H I J K LMNOP.. Q! R! S! T! U! V! WXYZ! HUH?!" -Nicolas Cage

[@tchallaw3st]

Carter Cravillion NOT ONCE! NOT ONE TIME!!

[@ryeguy2256]

THATS alll you had TO DO

[@candre5204]

THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO *DEW*

[@justyouraverageblackstar3672]

@c Andre very good, you know your alphabet.

[@duongquach9786]

Elemenopee

[@AlbanianThrash]

"Very good, you know your alphabet" lmao

[@pasticheit9677]

LMAOOOO

[@s.a.l.1974]

She's so turned on when she says that lol

[@Official_Rockandrolla_98]

I never misfiled anything!

[@karthu1993]

Only Nic Cage can underact and overact at the same time. 😂😂😂

[@thecornucopiaofcraziness484]

I can see why Nic Cage was never invited to Sesame Street

[@stephengrigg5988]

I love this comment. Him and count woulda been great. I can almost see count doing 1 2 3. And cage ABCDEFGHIFJKLemeneOP. And count just staring and going to a commercial break, with a confused puppet face

[@mrsinister8978]

@@stephengrigg5988 but its on PBS & HBO. Why would it have a commercial break.

[@mrcyberpunk]

"IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE" - Cage "yeah we know ha ha" - Count

[@0urmunchk1n]

@@mrsinister8978 Because this show was brought to you by the letter M and the number 3.

[@rampagingelephant7353]

This is the greatest rendition of the alphabet. Nicolas Cage deserves all the awards for this incredible scene.

[@pugtie4695]

Nic Cage should have been my teacher

[@monkeyb1820]

This was an acting tour-de-force. I couldn't even tell he was acting. Oscar-worthy for sure.

[@marianoyalour]

This scene was God's gift to the world of filmmaking.

[@jasmadams]

It's right up there with the bakery scene in Moonstruck. "He has his hand, he has his bride!"

[@MsProudcherokee]

"And you call yourself a psychiatrist" 😂😂😂

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

This is actually one of the more down to earth moments he has in the whole movie! 🤣🤣

[@masterzombie161]

I love that he cannot fathom the idea that someone misplaced a contract. Like a simple mistake like that is too much for him to handle. Like Chuck McGill in better call Saul.

[@markhumphreys4496]

One after Magna Carta he would NEVER make that mistake

[@vaovao1665]

You’re telling me that a contract would just happen to be misplaced like that? No! She orchestrated it! Alva!

[@an-animal-lover]

Now, I'd love to see Nic act out that scene as Chuck

[@romilrh]

1:56 I genuinely believe that during this moment, Nic Cage was thinking, "what the hell do I do with my hands?"

[@hilairebelloc3368]

I’ve heard that he was, and that he had carefully planned each gesture.

[@crypticcryptid4702]

@@hilairebelloc3368 Practised them in front of his cat in a hotel room apparently.

[@crooked9210]

It was actually pretty much the most carefully planned and practiced parts of the movie according to Nic and the director

[@deppstepp3330]

@@crypticcryptid4702 I just wonder what his cat was thinking, especially if Nic was screaming the alphabet at it.

[@annagiersz3314]

I would have just start laughing if I was that actor who plays psychiatrist. She must be good to keep a straight face

[@horsepower523]

"NOT ONCE! NOT ONE TIME!"

[@omiomi5997]

Just came from the simon helberg impersonation

[@flparg2]

Haha same, it was spot on

[@jonahmontgomery9274]

Had to make sure it was true! 😂

[@WulfwoodGamingandStuff]

SAME AHAHA

[@TheeBanshee]

SAME

[@Nergal_Slayer]

Same

[@rocketyank]

In Christ’s name, how did that woman keep a straight face?

[@edpaterson3529]

The way his elbow slips off his knee at the beginning is just perfect.

[@sooyungo]

HAHAHA! Thank you for calling this out

[@sooyungo]

HAHAHA! Thank you for calling this out

[@dlariby]

It’s all part of the show

[@kanone_69]

Apparently he would practice lines on his cat. So now Im just picturing nick cage with a crazy look screaming at a cat in a motel

[@daveharris5914]

wow, simon's imprrssion is really on point

[@gorrow1990]

Stuckmann Hilariocities brought me here.

[@eliotforbes7349]

Simon Helberg’s genius Cage impression on Conan brought me here...

[@Maxx________]

The scene from the hilariocity intro 😂😂😂

[@wyattbraunstein1658]

He even got the movements right

[@stephengrigg5988]

The greatest over the top acting in history. I feel like it was ad libbed, and the crew probably thought he was legitimately insane

[@hilairebelloc3368]

Actually, I saw in a video on Cage’s style that each movement was precisely choreographed. But to the naive observer...

[@hypeonpointkamikaze4846]

Chris Stuckmann is trash lmao

[@PrimeParadiso]

@@hypeonpointkamikaze4846 why?

[@spaghettitime3263]

This cadence of this scene is so good in honesty

[@robbiedistasio3131]

imagine doing this for a scene in theater class this would great

[@dalemediagroup7203]

I'm actually doing this for my acting class hahaha

[@iwol3109]

1:31 you are welcome

[@nootnewt9323]

YOU JUST PUT IT IN

[@NesquickBunny]

ccbib THE RIGHT FILE

[@theking0fcomedy512]

According to alphabetical order!

[@ItsYaBoi0811]

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z HUH!!!!!!!!!

[@_Wade_]

I NEVER MISFILED ANYTHING IN MY LIFE

[@papilliondunuit4494]

excuse me sir, you got that completely wrong. The line is 'I never misfile anything. Not once, not one time'. Listen more carefully when Cage speaks.

[@lightningcomet7307]

One of the greatest scenes in cinematic history...

[@zufgh]

'THAT'S ALL YEW HAFF TO DEW!'

[@Iamverybald]

I HAVEN'T MISFILED ANYTHING, NOT ONCE NOT ONE TIME *mick jagger pose*

[@charlesderosas5577]

Nicolas cage as a pre school teacher.

[@tchallaw3st]

1:56 is why you’re here 😂😂

[@louisbrien7509]

His passion for creating unusual and interesting characters has won me back from the "Nic Cage is the kiss of death" to a movie to "I am slowly seeing how his performances amount to some amusing and demanding performances that are truly worth my attention" This movie in itself is unremarkable, but this scene is worthy of a damn Oscar, nearly...

[@drewhanna28]

Now imagine your consternation when you actually see "kiss of death" starring Nic cage.

[@Gatitasecsii]

The movie is amazing shut up

[@nobodynobody7729]

When something is really easy, I still say "That's all you have to DEW!"

[@avolto4822]

Me and my friends have discussed that Nic Cage rises to the scripts quality. If the script is awful he makes it funny. If it's great he makes it fantastic.

[@badnewswade]

"And you call yourself a psychiatrist." -excellent!

[@hamhi98]

Masterclass acting

[@sethiddings7293]

There are plenty of people like this out there. Cage is great at making it look so wacky and surreal.

[@yorickstrangefield2976]

One of my all-time favorite Nic Cage scenes.

[@Mr-gx8bq]

I felt as captivated as heck, did somebody else too?

[@JjaijesS]

Can't believe she calls herself a psychiatrist, the nerve of some people.

[@GenAfterNextTactics]

Nicolas Cage > every other actor

[@LetsGetitBoah]

2:00 min,..he looks like a child throwing a tantrum. LMFAO

[@madtitan0825]

Seriously how can u make reading alphabetical order so engaging and entertaining 🤯🤯😂😂

[@user-cq5sg9cb4t]

It's like American Psycho before American Psycho, except instead of a psychopath we have a madman😂

[@jimmy22334]

Impressive, very nice. Lets see Paul Allen's alphabet

[@Eric_1991]

“Very good, you know your alphabet” I’ll bet she improvised that lol

[@Hezyo922]

Same energy as "you ate my sandwich"

[@NoName-rx9lo]

I feel him on a deep level

[@brownskin_jazzyyy.160]

I love this guy

[@peelslowly28]

This is Nic Cage's worst and best performance

[@krulidn]

"You call yourself a psychiatrist" lol

[@amcerngaming502]

Nicolas Cage is a gift from God

[@caravaggio1534]

God bless you, Nicloas Cage.

[@skippydinglechalk1196]

Thank

[@pasticheit9677]

@@skippydinglechalk1196 NOT ONCE

[@adamdevmedia]

this movie changed my life, i love the scene of the two people dancing outside his "apartment" where the guy pretends to slap the girl, absolutely savage movie

[@Infamouschef_]

If people could get their anger off their chest like this and people who heard it wouldn’t call the police, the murder rate would probably be cut like in half.

[@schadowizationproductions6205]

nah.

[@tylermarkle5114]

This is how the fortune cookie phrase, "say the alphabet while angry," came to be.

[@papilliondunuit4494]

That's the first thing I thought when I saw this scene! But I would say the murder rate would go down by more like, 25% max

[@cherryri9771]

People keep saying he overacted here, but let me tell you..so many top managers are like this. Normal people almost never get to companies' top.

[@papilliondunuit4494]

smash the glass ceiling? more like smash the glass cage!

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

You know when you’re reading a book and a character gets mad, and “They! Talk! Like! This! For! Impact!” This is what plays in my head.

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

I NEVER MISFILED ANYTHING NOT ONCE NOT ONE TIME

[@papilliondunuit4494]

good quote accuracy. not so good with the caps lock accuracy!

[@theinternetisconfusing5438]

"I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hey Johhny!" "oh my goooooodddddd" 1:59

[@abdulrazzaq-zo7yv]

the "oh my goooooooddd" is after replace it with "I LOVE MY EYES"

[@DrRAZI99]

I see what you did there

[@pantslizard]

Strangely enough...this is one of his most famous scenes...

[@moonbatt]

Best scene ever! 🤣

[@rorschachdaws7505]

Huh that's all you have to do.

[@charlestrulear6873]

On the rare occasions I do this scene, I like to do the Macarena.

[@dougpeters1625]

lol!

[@sunnywakefield9254]

I LOVE THIS GUY !!!!

[@maryg1013]

When I have a kid one day, this is how I'm going to teach them the alphabet, lol!

[@paradoxicalcat7173]

Scarred for life! They won't ever forget the alphabet though!

[@grantimusprimeofficial2732]

This is the most Nic Cage movie out of all the Nic Cage movies

[@MrUnsolvedMystery]

I’m here because of a Simon Helberg impression clip when he was on Conan. Totally true. Lol

[@stevebaillargeon5853]

How to learn alphabet with Nicolas Cage. That scene is so epic !!! 😁👏

[@TheIrek666]

The only thing better than his voice are his hand gestures

[@mrz_88]

This man won an Oscar for best Actor

[@papilliondunuit4494]

can't remember which movie he was in, but it was definitely for his ACTING

[@burtfurt1995]

@@papilliondunuit4494 Leaving Las Vegas?

[@SpaceboundJoker]

@@papilliondunuit4494 these questions are dumb when u have Google

[@Journey_Awaits]

1:56 5 year olds when they’re accused of answering the math test wrong

[@Andrew_alxf21]

Probably greatest scene in hollywood history

[@JSM270]

Jesus. Pretty much sums up how I feel when my assistant copies things incorrectly. If I only I could flip out like that.

[@abijithp92]

You have an assistant?

[@JSM270]

@@abijithp92 Yeah. Don't you?

[@abijithp92]

@@JSM270 what do you do for a living?

[@JSM270]

@@abijithp92 I do some dark stuff.

[@papilliondunuit4494]

@@JSM270 just want to do a shout out to those people who DONT do dark stuff for a living and DO have assistants.

[@freddyrichards878]

this was from 1988?

[@benw4409]

Cage's genius as an actor in microcosm - any other actor would've stopped after a few letters, Cage screams EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Without a hint of irony.

[@Ryuhza]

The fact that he seems to think a psychiatrist is the same as a psychic.

[@devanmoran]

this is why he was never on sesame street (:

[@kendac5493]

This makes me love him even more

[@ItsYaBoi0811]

My God this scene is awesome

[@joshnippleton3449]

This is how I’m teaching my kids the alphabet.

[@Amanda-fb4hu]

Imagine the Director and the camera man watching this live .. They must be like: ohh this is gonna be huuuge!!

[@steelydon3928]

This is the funniest, too funny!

[@theparanormalman8707]

How did this actress keep a straight face through this madness?

[@grimarcher872]

The most Rock n Roll Alphabet cover ever!

[@papilliondunuit4494]

I'm not so sure about that, but it's definitely up there with the greats!

[@John-uo2bx]

Cage is awesome

[@magicalmonoceros2407]

1:37 Me when I gotta hunt all the Unown in a Pokémon game

[@nicolascage6445]

Back when I had thicker hair than Jude Law!!

[@nicolascage6445]

@joint of cyanide Well thank you, I simply do it FOR!!! THE!!! AAAART!!

[@stefanloncar6868]

@@nicolascage6445 Hey Nick i imagined you in Crash Bandicoot Doing your freakouts to Coco Bandicoot and N. Gin

[@dpeter95]

Prefer you as the Janitor where you never speak a word

[@adampasquale7816]

This should be on Netflix

[@chrisw11]

Thats some fine acting right there...

[@Tyrel95]

Now I know my ABC's.

[@davidmurphy8236]

Simon Helberg brought me here 😄

[@theoneandonlyspook1312]

Best Nic cage movie

[@markmywords2840]

Nick Cage: Master of Subtlety

[@gianlucapennino9084]

Not kidding, the funniest scene i ever seen in a movie

[@MrUnsolvedMystery]

What makes it so funny is Nicholas Cage’s trademark of over the top acting!

[@merringuthrie2587]

I've never misspelled anything! Not once! Not one time! XD

[@papilliondunuit4494]

actually it's misspelt.

[@grahamvandyke]

Gonna play this for my baby nephew so he can learn his ABCs.

[@johnnygrandomstuff5882]

Very good, you know you’re alphabet 😂😂😂😂

[@papilliondunuit4494]

A is for Apostrophe

[@qaesarx]

YOURE TEARING ME APART LISA!!! 😀

[@renno1914]

VALEU VIRSU!

[@hughmungus1501]

"Very Good, you know your alphabet" Wow throwing sas at an insane Nicolas Cage lmao

[@tylercmfrost8755]

I totally understand, organization

[@janjic]

"And you call yourself a psychiatrist!" was epic.