Vampire's Kiss (6/11) Movie CLIP - A Horrible Job (1988) HD

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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
Peter (Nicolas Cage) informs Alva (Maria Conchita Alonso) that she has the worst job because she's the lowest on the totem pole.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Vampire's Kiss follows the story of yuppie literary agent Peter Loew (Nicolas Cage) as he descends into madness and vampirism. Loew believes he has been bitten by a vampire (Jennifer Beals) and is slowly becoming one himself, despite the contrary opinion of his therapist (Elizabeth Ashley). He then begins to wage a campaign of escalating terror against his secretary and first potential victim, Alva (Maria Conchita Alonso, looking appropriately baffled). Alva begs her parents to let her stay home from work to avoid her unusual boss, but they force her to go on that fateful day, and the plot unfolds. Vampire's Kiss became a cult item on the basis of Cage's outrageous performance: at one point he actually eats a live cockroach.
CREDITS:
TM & © MGM (1988)
Cast: Nicolas Cage, Maria Conchita Alonso
Director: Robert Bierman
Producers: John Daly, Adine Duron, Matthew Ferro, Derek Gibson, Barry Shils, Marcia Shulman, Michael Thomas, Michael Thomas, Barbara Zitwer
Screenwriter: Joseph Minion
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[@rockbusterproductions]

The scene that inspired millions of memes.

[@LordFlashheart0767]

You don't say.

[@clowntrooper61]

Why did they have to make this film? Ruined an entire generation of teens with shitty lazy comedy

[@ZeloWR]

who pissed in your cereal this morning you loser

[@clowntrooper61]

Donovan Man No one. I just hate memes

[@RyanZmanGamer]

YOU DON'T SAY!!!

[@mhaze210]

What's great about Nicolas Cage is he's not trying to always look good in movies, he is totally willing to look insane for the sake of entertaining viewers.

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

He's definitely succeeded with this hahaha

[@Circuitssmith]

I think he is so devoted to the sanctity of acting, almost like a religious cultist. That’s why he’s shied away from embracing the meme culture and his own craziness unlike, say, Jeff Goldblum.

[@kishascape]

@@Circuitssmith He's not crazy. Just a bit odd and not a pansy like you.

[@Circuitssmith]

@@kishascape First, you don't show costars your shrimp-man dream drawings (it's real, look it up) if you have all your marbles. Second, I'm not saying it's a flaw, I'm just pointing out that he attaches deeper meaning and seriousness than he needs to. Calm down bro.

[@marvinkem3201]

I get your point but what as an even average actor you woudn't try to look good in any movie.

[@patrickoliver9133]

1:54 the eye shift lol so insane

[@emunah8038]

I think that's when he became Heisenberg

[@Mr.Obongo]

@@emunah8038 it’s when he became Ben Stiller

[@elcapitan6126]

anytime someone shows the whites of their eyes above the iris they've gone psychopath mode. beware of people who have a tendency to do this too.

[@leahfox7076]

He became Renfield from Dracula. And now he’s playing Dracula in Renfield.

[@littleripper312]

My boss does a great impersonation of this every day all day

[@jeffrielly]

You dont say!

[@alexmartin4772]

I'd bet.

[@Pat4ever.]

You are the lowest on the totem pole here [insert name].. *_the lowest.._*

[@Fedakeen]

Just put garlic in his coffee and see if that solves your problem.

[@Smiley0.1]

HE'S A VAMPIRE HE'S A VAMPIRE HE'S A VAMPIRE

[@digitalkid5623]

Ohhhh I just love these scenes when Nicholas is out of the cage.

[@horsepower523]

Kid Matsuda I see what you did there lol ;)

[@SSD2024]

🤣💀

[@MiguelPerez-cc4pe]

the begenning of a legend

[@trevorcoyle517]

You don't say

[@MiguelPerez-cc4pe]

lol

[@noemistephanie93]

LMAO 😂😂

[@UltramanMebiusBrave]

But it all began with "crush your enemies...see them driven before you..."

[@lindildeev5721]

@@UltramanMebiusBrave And hear the lamentations of their women.

[@henrysoprano7]

I think his acting is brilliant, no other actor could come up with such a weird and funny performance, it takes the whole character to another level of depth

[@nev7]

My parents: Your teachers aren’t that bad, be grateful you have them. My teachers:

[@whyisblue923taken]

You should be glad that's all they did after you threatened to kill them.

[@ChainsawManDude97]

Teacher: Nev, there is no one else in this entire school that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the student pole here, Nev. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other teacher here has been here longer than you, Nev. Every one. And even if there was someone here who was here even one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Nev. It's a horrible, horrible place; sifting through old work after old work. I couldn't think of a more horrible place if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to or I'll expel you. You understand? Do you? Good.

[@eaglesfan226]

My ol man’s a workaholic.

[@Depthcharger44]

U DONT SAY!

[@Dragonblack90]

NOT THE MEMES

[@chanio1179]

Do not play in rain becuz your clothe will be wet

[@otfchris3702]

Don’t walk because you will move

[@MrStickman1997]

@@Dragonblack90 The meme exists, deal with it...

[@UltramanMebiusBrave]

U HAVE TO DO IT! U HAVE TO OR I'LL FIRE U!

[@patgogan7324]

Simultaneously frightening and hilarious

[@PoloLoiTamin]

0:31 that turn though.......

[@Nev1esomnia]

The turn of a lifetime

[@shadowprince101]

Those were the days, eey Alva?

[@TheyWantMeGone69]

The old Palpatine sit n' spin

[@diobrando666]

@@TheyWantMeGone69 Ironic

[@PoloLoiTamin]

@@TheyWantMeGone69 He is the senate

[@siddharthsehgal9552]

Plot Twist: Cage wasn’t acting in this scene, he was talking to his agent

[@Guigley]

I honestly can't think of another actor who could've pulled this scene off.

[@jordancrooks6752]

Jack Nicholson or jim carrey could probably nail that off

[@nathanieldiaz5254]

No one can have their eyes wide open like Nicolas Cage

[@prestonorrick3498]

@@nathanieldiaz5254 Jack Nicholson would have been great.

[@Nightroamer]

Rowan Atkinson could be a contender

[@Mr.Obongo]

Ben stiller

[@austinj.decareaux8830]

Fun fact: Nicolas Cage said the goal of this scene was to see how big he could make his eyes

[@dripplaflare3356]

You don't say

[@joesfathead]

The commentary track on this is worth every cent.

[@Mr.Obongo]

No he was doing his Ben Stiller impression

[@capscaps04]

He was trying to inmitate those old white and black vampire movies. That´s where he took the inspirtation for this scene.

[@nashcameronn]

“seen”

[@CaptainPrice01]

"So, if it's such a horrible job, who would do it if you fire me?"

[@basteagui]

well alba i would be the one who would have to do it.... -nicholas cage

[@webhead6240]

I NEVER MISFILED ANYTHING!! NOT ONCE NOT ONE TIME!!

[@ValentinPasseraH]

Webhead 1962 It’s all alphabetical ! ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ huh !

[@TheHero136]

THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO!

[@wizarddemon]

Yup yup yup yup yup yup yup

[@KlassicKolt5612]

I watched this for the first time the other day and I honestly think it's become my favorite Nicholas Cage movie! He's so crazy in this one and it's hilarious! XD

[@joegrimm9629]

The movie is not so good but Cage is awrsome on it.

[@thomasalvarez6456]

Not the memes! Not the memmmeesss!

[@UltramanMebiusBrave]

You have to watch it! YOU HAVE TO OR YOU'LL BE BLOCKED!

[@dylanhawkins385]

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!!!!!

[@luiscarlosgutierrezlopez2984]

Hahaha awesome!

[@johnakridge2916]

I heard this Comment XD

[@laylover7621]

Unironically fantastic performance. Entertainment over believability.

[@jeffrielly]

YOU DONT SAY

[@TwiliVaati]

Jesus christ it actually looks terrifying

[@daniloveljkovic8889]

Twili Vaati you don't say

[@cheemsg.i.7130]

DANILO VELJKOVIC lol

[@nositadewi5705]

It looks really creepy

[@christopherlowery3797]

rgge rgreg hail Santa

[@mjt777x8]

@@daniloveljkovic8889 dont start it dont even COMMENT THAT

[@dragishawk9564]

That crazed look on Nic's face frigging makes this scene.

[@HLHReviews]

This scene is proof that Nicolas Cage is a national treasure

[@nateds7326]

My face hurts from smiling for so long.

[@nathanslay6342]

This scene alone should have won Cage a second Oscar.

[@williamwoodall3538]

What a jerk of a boss.

[@I-speak-U-shut-it]

1:55 When the actor is more terrifying than Ghost Rider

[@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331]

when the actor *is* ghost rider

[@craigsteward1166]

He doesn't even say You don't say

[@dabrolives804]

You don't say.

[@mintsavanna5178]

Mandela effect

[@xxSpike1989xx]

His face is saying it

[@KevinElamMusic]

one does not simply say, "you don't say".

[@Nergal_Slayer]

@@KevinElamMusic One does not simply make such a reference

[@tiny093010]

came here for the meme

[@TheElectrizantee]

you don't say

[@tiny093010]

lololol

[@tiobetio9501]

I thought Maria Conchita Alonso did a pretty amazing job in this movie. She was the most believable part of this movie.

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

ultimate weird movie= one with Nic Cage and Tommy Wiseau as main roles

[@nootnewt9323]

Lvl58DeathKnight I would see that movie multiple times

[@lemuellala2]

Wiseau: You are tearing me apart, Nic! Cage: You don't say?

[@Max_Le_Groom]

And don't forget Aubrey Plaza.

[@ScarFail]

I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Nic.

[@sanjayraju988]

Add John Travolta to the mix and you’ve gotta cult classic!

[@AddMoreQuarters]

This is honestly some of the greatest dialogue I've ever heard in any movie and his delivery was perfect. Also, she was in Predator 2.

[@samash7302]

“So umm...Why do you have your coat on?” IDK...Why do you have your sunglasses on indoors?

[@3DSDF]

Nic: “I’m a vampire!!”

[@MrJimmyTide]

So he can watch you weave then breathe your storylines.

[@codystegemueller9428]

When you’re cool the sun is always shining

[@bigp1mpin]

😸

[@Lol-ll5gh]

Ah yes, 2:19 The one picture everyone knows but rarely knows where it came from A truly classic meme

[@lucasblanchard47]

2:20 but you were close

[@pauld4628]

0:32 The music cue, chair spin and Cage's line delivery here is so funny.

[@ZugzugZugzugson]

the way he says "and you _have_ to do it" really brings it home. its perfection.

[@RetroExhibitCollective]

Totally see how this fits with American psycho ( reference film used for Christian Bale to study) him wearing the sunglasses is a spitting image of the Dorsia scene. Him going off on his tangent sounding mental lol. Perfect

[@nonmagicmike723]

They're both about a New York yuppie going nuts.

[@TheCoolProfessor]

I applied for a job at a huge ad agency and I swear the woman who gave the interview was exactly like this! I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

[@B1_66ER]

Overacting is when Nic Cage underacts.

[@jeremyhopkins577]

I watched this in a cinema the other night. During each shot of Alva, the anticipation for the next shot of Peter and how much more ridiculous it was going to be was palpable. People were convulsing.

[@moviemaniac2159]

Peter Loew - "Don't you think it would be a good idea to stay late? Maybe work a little overtime?" Spongebob - "OVERTIME!?!?!?!?!?!?"

[@matt7872]

Just when you think he can't open his eyes any wider, he does.

[@slammedmustang667]

The memes begin

[@ben.taylor]

You don't say

[@andysantana3319]

THE LOWEST

[@vltraviolence7640]

Nick Cage's face looks like what old cartoons would rotoscope their work with

[@jjxxkillx773]

I still wonder how he doesn’t blink

[@nigelisinsane7139]

He's Nicholas cage

[@PsychoMadHatter2]

What's this? 1:53

[@keinlanz]

The overacting seems intentional in this movie. I think it was supposed to serve a sense of camp. Nick Cage gets too much flack for it.

[@lutherblissett8780]

It was intentional, so those that think otherwise are pretty dumb.

[@horsepower523]

Kevin M Packard Of course it's intentional. Nic Cage was just doing what Jim Carrey did in "Ace Ventura" movies. Nic Cage's character in this movie is supposed to come off as over the top bat shit crazy lunatic. People who think he can't act are just idiots.

[@kevindudley9617]

One of the most misunderstood films & performances of all time in my opinion.

[@EclecticoIconoclasta]

It is clearly a parody of neurotic yuppies

[@razkable]

im actually liking his performance its intimidating but campy and goofy ..otherwise this film would be forgettable and boring...props to him......and you have to do it or I'll fire you ...do you understand?....lol

[@Empr.Palpatine]

"This scene is so great😃...I couldn't think of a better scene even if i wanted to😃".

[@scarletspider119]

The best Nicholas Cage scene. Period.

[@travisdelafuente1150]

2:20 The Meme Lord!

[@tehvespy5578]

I would find it hard to not bust out laughing during that scene @ 2:12

[@loganb7059]

Nick Cage strikes me as an actor not out to be in the biggest and best movies. He’s an actor who want to do the acting equivalent of shitposting and I love it.

[@deadcell9787]

That Keanu Reeves impression is spot on... lol

[@anton1990]

Forget all the memes and ridicule; Cage is both terrifying and funny in this scene!

[@lonewalkerproductions]

This man is a legend

[@nox5870]

Gosh this movie is amazing lol , Nicolas Cage Performance in this is the greatest thing I have ever witnessed :D

[@horsepower523]

NoxiouS I concur. I absolutely love this movie and Nic Cage is just brilliant.

[@mirvmn2]

Nicolas Cages best movie lol

[@rogue7723]

I feel _soo_ bad for Alba though.

[@Le_Sourpuss]

lol 😂 His face is priceless

[@crowntheundead2807]

The birth of the meme

[@H.K.5]

You don't say

[@nindapribadi25]

YOU DONT SAY WHAT WHAT??

[@EUROPAMusicOfficialChannel]

It's awesome that this movie inspired Christian Bale's portrayal of Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

[@johndawhale3197]

Wasn't it Tom Cruise's interviews that inspired that character?

[@andreassocratous5760]

This movie needs to be protected at all costs

[@Shades14]

When he's making the face it's hilarious. When the face is gone it's suddenly grim.

[@CrazyFreak714]

2:19 You just cant say no to that FACE 😄

[@ookipuki]

👁 👁 U

[@SamuelG2000]

2:20-2:28 Phelous: "Yikes! If you're being told to do your horrible job or be fired by THIS face, you might want to rethink your life."

[@trkthnc]

Nicolas Cage being himself

[@rossdiamondthief6627]

Remake of The Shining with Nicholas Cage as Jack, Anyone??

[@OfficerFriendly2006]

Ross DiamondThief that sounds awesome.

[@christraymer3727]

No. Make him 6 year old Danny, and never once address it.

[@pedinhuh16]

*YES*

[@YoungLeosword]

He could do an Eddie Murphy: He could simultaneously play Jack, Danny, the black dude, the butler dude, and if need be, the dude in the bear suit blowing that other dude. :D

[@fparnaby8366]

@@YoungLeosword Brilliant!

[@trasegorsuch5140]

Renfield.

[@jonesfrom9661]

2:20 AH,NO,NOT THE MEMES!!! NOT THE MEEMES!!! XD I most certainly am not the only person who had that shit,cross my mind at that point,right?

[@mckenzie.latham91]

nope i got it.

[@lindildeev5721]

Is it normal if your commentary makes me hear Nick's voice and some bees ?

[@Noahmediacorner]

I remember I seen the face and the audio in every ytp video and it always be hilarious and popular and his face never gets old 😂

[@KentonIGuess]

I love this scene so much 😂😂😂😂

[@xwing20]

I had trivia finals today. My team won because I knew of this movie and this particular scene.

[@STONECOLD1987]

That Cage Face hahaha 2:20

[@cptakanemiki7656]

You Don't Say L.O.L

[@jeremypedersen6894]

NOT THE MEMES

[@chrisgodberartist]

"That Mescaline, that's strange stuff"

[@wearebillionyearoldcarbon9563]

Damn hes sadistic AF lol

[@iloveanothermanswives4278]

Basically this is every bosses i used to work for

[@chiefsittingstill6061]

If computer technology was as advanced back in the days this film was made as it is now, they'd have a radically more efficient computerised filing system and it would have saved the company all this hassle... and denied Nicolas Cage the opportunity to go off on rants about its inadequacies in this movie!

[@tonythetigersmuggler8770]

If she had a tape recorder she could have made a mint out of a workplace misconduct and harassment law suit. Just wow .

[@KetwunsGamingPad]

This is easy to do now with todays PC world, but back then it was way harder as a woman to report misconduct of men in the workplace and get anything done.

[@moviebuff1941]

“Yeah that mescaline. That straaaange stuff. I’ll never do that again.” -Nicolas Cage admitting the secret to his method acting.

[@mason96575]

How old was he in this? 35 years AGO and it looks like he hasnt aged!

[@H3Y0o]

When the meme has better acting than the actual movie itself...

[@awesome1ru]

10/10 acting 😂😂😂

[@bigcock8900]

This is actually one of his best films, my favorite

[@MyThoughtzAndOpinionz]

Fun Fact. I’ve never seen this movie, but I’ve watched this scene 100s of times 😂

[@fear5735]

It's worth a full price purchase. You can pick it up as part of the MVD Rewind collection. The last 20 minutes of the film comes to an abrupt turn that completely changes the tone.

[@SuburbanNinja-yr1mc]

Why does this remind me of two of my supervisors at both the jobs I work at?

[@deedontcare584]

Crazy how this was 1988 the quality looks more like late 90s/early 00s

[@guileniam]

The Oscar winning Nicholas Cage ladies and gentlemen

[@sushants983]

and like that this scene gave birth to the Legendary meme "You don't say"

[@Rackselmil]

Sounds like a boss on Wall Street

[@robertgutierrez4715]

1:56 thank me later

[@user-ty2fd5nu6u]

Danny Gutierrez haha

[@chanio1179]

Can I thank you know?

[@NyanHomeschoolGirl17]

*two years later* Thank you!

[@brettbaglio1550]

YOU DON'T SAY?

[@-vtgr-6930]

im scared

[@clarkem.5269]

Somehow he is both terrifying and hilarious.

[@venomwise]

I do this to my mom all the time she cracks up

[@seankelly378]

His voice always sounded like a grown up Eric Cartman mixed with zoolander lol

[@stevebaillargeon5853]

I so love his eyes !

[@samrusso3531]

His eyes weep out of his skull turned into a internet meme

[@MrOnlyforcommenting]

the thumbnail made me click the video. cage me haha😂

[@daniloveljkovic8889]

MrOnlyforcommenting you don't say

[@sethklumb8686]

It’s like a Kids in the Hall sketch 😂

[@MrUnsolvedMystery]

Lol. The crazy Cage meme that will last for eternity!

[@xxxdddxxx3791]

I have a feeling what came out on film, was not what Nicholas Cage had in his head while doing this scene.

[@lutherblissett8780]

I have a feeling it was; this was a black comedy after all.

[@diobrando666]

@Brian M nice

[@Mr.Obongo]

Ben Stiller was in his head at that time

[@rikiishitoru8885]

It's actually exactly what he had in mind

[@jr8572]

I'm getting little baby's ice cream vibes

[@sarimcg1904]

This wasn't actually recommended to us. We searched it up.

[@davisphillips993]

And thus, a meme was born

[@wizarddemon]

1:54 the way he changes his face

[@maxrockatansky2702]

María Conchita Alonso aparece en esta escena épica...no me acordaba...