Van Damme Movie Timecop Is History's Most Important Film - Best Movie Ever

The Van Damme movie Timecop is by far the greatest science fiction movie masterpiece of all time. It's like Looper starring Bruce Willis, only like a million times better. Van Damme, through the movie Timecop, changed the world for the better and gave us eternal peace and prosperity.
Nobody really died during this video. It's a movie.
#vandamme #jcvd #bestmovie

[@SpaceIce]

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[@TheFinalBoss25]

Found this cannel 2 weeks ago. Funny as F.

[@mr.blonde66milkyway66]

*ICE PIRATES*

[@stevegovea1]

It's my birthday month....probably the best part, finding this channel.

[@4Everlast]

Great video, but more folks need to watch Greatest story never told. xD History's a bitch.

[@rcritic2910]

Every time i have a bad day I watch this channel and laugh my ass off, keep doing the sarcastic videos. it's awesome!

[@timothynelissen948]

Love how you absolutely shit over Steven Segal and treat Van Damme like the second coming. Totally accurate and reflects my view perfectly.

[@Jinx_Skeel]

unbiased reviews are what this channel is all about

[@jeanpaulmichell7243]

As it should be

[@malkeus6487]

I mean, I've literally never heard of van Damme outside of his acting but every time Segal isn't acting (and 80% of the time when he is) he's an annoying douchebag. He's also a cop, which automatically makes him uncool. All that automatically makes van Damme better. Plus he can do the splits in a way that isn't comedic so... Lol, I forgot about that brick wall at the end of the time sled track, fucking hilarious, somebody call OSHA.

[@timothynelissen948]

@@malkeus6487 yeah, Segal isn't even a real cop. He's just into cosplay and the police have a laugh behind his back

[@sacredband7089]

True

[@1984Phalanx]

Van Damme dancing in Thailand is the most pure form of joy on this Earth.

[@bigpapisosa7097]

"Terminator 2 rips it off 3 years prior" lmfaooo 🤣🤣🤣

[@jesseramirez9062]

It's time travel, you wouldn't get it.

[@s.marshian8455]

Dude I was rolling

[@gravelpit5680]

James Cameron steals from everyone

[@RichV20]

T2 was released in 1991, but takes place in 1995. And Timecop was released in 1994, so the math works out.

[@polreamonn]

@@RichV20 That works out a lot better than those recent Terminator grabagefests.

[@tewksbury5817]

JCVD's push up did not cause him to fly up into the air, JCVD's push up throws the entire Earth away from his fixed point in space.

[@NothingIsKnown00]

… which launched Steven Seagal away from the planet into empty space.

[@rianmela3825]

​@@NothingIsKnown00nah Steven seagull is so heavy that he wouldn't notice the earth being pushed up and down

[@christopherjakel1049]

Chuck Norris is displeased with your comment. Expect (not so) swift retribution.

[@carlroy]

You are confusing Jean Claude with Chuck Norris. For the sake of humanity, don't do that again, last time someone did that was when the dinosaurs ruled the world and look up what happened. Not good, not good at all.

[@Jimmyr689]

😅 mans going to have a near chuck Norris experience.

[@youtubeshadowbannedmylasta2629]

Van Damme makes even mullets look good, no one beats Van Damme at anything.

[@zedfender9423]

Man can ski in loafers

[@josephmother2659]

I think seagal beats him in one area: shitting himself while trying to look like a badass

[@brutishfossil5022]

Chick Norris would like a word with you.

[@Lbf5677]

Still rocking the mullet in the mid nineties

[@104thironmike4]

No one beast Van Damme, Chuck Norris beats no one, everyone just goes into submission, ergo Chuck Norris beats Van Damme.

[@ryanjones4150]

I don't want to watch movies anymore, just summaries of them by this guy.

[@theguy8474]

“He then proudly shows his belief in rights for women” *punches her right in in the face. Gawd I love this channel

[@Eralen00]

punched her _right_ in the face with his _right_ hand lol

[@allwoundup3574]

It's funny because I'm pretty sure van Damme actually assaulted a woman while on a drug bender in the 80s

[@brunospfc8511]

Thats equality in its best !

[@theguy8474]

@@brunospfc8511 you’re goddam right my friend. That’s why I love it here

[@sevach]

With Van Damme it's equal rights, equal lefts and equal high kicks.

[@activeprototypena6664]

The fact that you add the dance scene in EVERY van damme movie review makes me laugh every time. Love these vids

[@fighthighlights2201]

I'm waiting for the VanDamme dance in everyone of these videos.

[@wavstudionet]

@@fighthighlights2201 …and the fact that van Damme takes a break from the intense action to return to Thailand and enjoy dancing with those two good looking women for 45 minutes. It’s really what i look forward to in each SpaceIce video😂

[@ericsartanahorner]

Looking back at JCVD movies, they actually do hold up. The action is epic. Brings back good childhood memories of watching these... We were essentially raised by this man. Respect.

[@fezchavez]

Jcvd movies almost always include some righteous boobs too.

[@Nick-Stewbreeze]

Yes sir

[@AndrewNewZealand]

@@fezchavez Universal Soldier was a sexual awakening for a lot of gay guys 🍑

[@the_kombinator]

I just now realized I watched Time Cop as a pre-teen.

[@Lazrael32]

for some straight ones too. @@AndrewNewZealand

[@freshtapcoke]

“Terminator 2 completely ripped it off…” 🤨 “…three years prior.” 😂

[@pauladams1532]

Please never stop these insanely funny reviews! Comedy gold sir

[@thedumbguncollector5546]

I was listening to these while driving down the road (I wasn’t watching just listening )and I was laughing so hard I couldn’t keep my eyes open -so this guy almost killed me.

[@KISS_MY_CONVERSE]

Me too. His videos and a hour drive to work is a deadly combination. But I can't stop. Must watch them all.

[@jeffbane2106]

@@thedumbguncollector5546 is your next meeting for next weekend so if I get to the beach I’ll

[@Menibor1]

@@thedumbguncollector5546 so you're like those type of people who sue McDonald's because it made them fat....

[@thedumbguncollector5546]

@@Menibor1 good idea!

[@urbanprojectz]

TimeCop is so good, the move writers went forward in time to find all the best movies ever made and then came back and made this masterpiece.

[@tobyhernandez3135]

No plagiarism or copyright issues

[@klammi85]

🤣"He shoots Van Damme only two to three feet away, with a taser..but Van Damme still able to wake up.... assest what is happening...and dodge" I laughed👍

[@monchopr3511]

JCVD has Spider sense 🤣

[@gabbisss]

AND he had drunk a bottle of whisky and was in a drunken stupor.

[@PeterMasalski93]

He shows his belief for the rights of women. Proceeds to throw a right punch!

[@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight]

I know this is a re-upload but I watched it again simply down to its extreme awesomeness.

[@john_blues]

Same.

[@danj8048]

1 veiw per Van Damme

[@anathamon]

This movie was absurdly better than i remembered.

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

The constipated voice makes these videos so much better

[@fltngmmth]

you mean “the manliest voice on the planet”

[@theallseeing1141]

He sounds like a good comic version of the old time movie trailer voice dude

[@nubiwiththebull]

Constipation before narration

[@mihalykorodi2943]

I thought he had a "conspiration theorist" voice, but your theory is better.

[@HumungusO_o]

WOLVERINE

[@t.a6159]

All kidding aside timecop is on of the best sci-fi movies

[@TTo-pr2vc]

Protect JCVD at all cost . Voice gives it a man cave feel in here

[@JIBMONEY]

Every thumbs up you get is from someone in their mancave including me.

[@TTo-pr2vc]

@@JIBMONEY 🏆

[@Tuvok_Shakur]

You don't protect JCVD, he protects you

[@VelvetYeti]

This is the best movie ever. I have watched it at least 1sth times.

[@uzrnwsdrxg9423]

My grandfather was a B17 tail-gunner in ww2 and he passed away this week. RIP Corporal E.T. Flood and bless you for your service.

[@dwightdhansen]

This was the movie we saw when I went on the first date with my wife. To this day I'm not sure why she spoke to me afterwards. This September we've been married for 24 years 🤣

[@digitalsynthwave]

Semi-automatic hair dryer…. That was funny😂😂😂😂

[@deanwinchester7179]

"We're not sure if we can trust you anymore." "Let's send you back in time instead of someone we do trust."

[@SonicBoy14]

“Some women have all the luck” dude I laughed so loud I woke my kids up lol

[@jesseramirez9062]

pfftt.. sure you did

[@RibbonPL]

🤣

[@zedfender9423]

And went back in time and did it again. Cos I thought it can't be funny twice.

[@tobyhernandez3135]

Twice the D

[@DefinitelyNotBender]

They don’t need sleep anyway.

[@dudepool7530]

I saw this the first time it aired on TV as a boy. I instantly went through puberty because of the kitchen split scene. I was 7. I hit 6'1 before JCVD's feet were back on the floor.

[@dbcards4261]

Just discovered your channel 😃 PSA: Don't watch these reviews while working out. I was going for a max bench and suddenly burst out laughing. Luckily I channeled my inner JCVD and spin kicked the weight off my chest 💪

[@edwardv1255]

I was doing some burpees while watching it, and accidentally pushed myself up through the concrete roof into the apartment of the upstairs neighbour's, who turned out to be Steve Buscemi.

[@ps5andstuffhere]

Timecop amazing and needs 4K release

[@shassell82]

09:36 “It all culminates *FU!* It all culminates…” Omg, dying laughing over here!

[@grapelund]

I just commented what you said damn near verbatim!! I’m on like my 10th watch!! LMAOOO!!!

[@Wesblumarine]

My favorite part!

[@BreakfastKids]

RIGHT LMAO

[@sadamkhamis9248]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jal2550]

LMAO!!!

[@muccmaster]

This channel is criminally underrated. Keep doing your thing dude, it'll blow up eventually.

[@ashdoglsu]

I agree

[@jjones9822]

Dude went from 49k to 62k in the past week. Sh*t is blowing up. Well deserved, especially for how he destroys Seagal.

[@johan8969]

Its blowing up right now. I stumbled across Space Ice maybe a week ago and he gained maybe 10000 subs in that time. Which is great, the guy is hilarious.

[@andrewshaver5800]

@@johan8969 He's up 25k from 2 weeks ago. Let's blast this channel into the stratosphere.

[@lowlowseesee]

right!??! i watched this shit for a week straight and it helped me not off myself. i laughed so much

[@avvn9331]

This movie was good , one of good movies of JCVD

[@filippkharinpolice]

Gotta respect van dam I mean every movie he flies to Thailand and dances the dedication wow!!!

[@Groaznic]

Space ice is the JCVD of comedy.

[@ThexSKUNK]

My god the push up in the kitchen is SO INCREDIBLE

[@chauncybrukshut9279]

The guy who was worried about his cat was the star period.

[@muskyoxes]

A movie that could perfectly predict 2004 from ten years before is nothing short of supernatural

[@Skoc90]

What will happen in 2033?

[@mt8149]

And with perfect accuracy.

[@motoboy6666]

Love how 2004 looks like starwars age

[@pacman1153]

I know. At least let it be 2090.

[@a-toking-mallard]

I cant wait for universal soldier to be chosen, the Thailand dance scene in that film is fireee

[@friendme12345]

There is nothing better than JCVD in the present than JCVD in the past AND present.

[@ejcejc4113]

I love how both JCV and seagal movies are pretty much the same, but you respect JCV's work ethic way more lol.

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

For real.

[@jjones9822]

The difference in effort is crystal clear.

[@randomkitty2555]

Plus Van Damme actually bothers to stay in shape for his movies. Not some fat fuck who doesn't even have good choreography other than slapping.

[@raysmith3920]

Jcvd is also jacked as hell

[@davidmcleod5133]

@@raysmith3920Someone told Seagal he needed to get jacked, and the doughboy thought that meant he should eat more cheese.

[@perryfan49]

Happy 30th Birthday TIMECOP!!!

[@mattperry3711]

Found your videos about a week ago, let me tell you I can’t stop watching them either in the work truck, or as my substitute for TV. Keep up the great work!

[@budyeddi5814]

FELT. I just found it last night

[@Tell_It_Right]

Me too. Started watching like 2 weeks ago.

[@alanbrady7116]

Came across them last week by fluke, really funny and entertainingly hilarious

[@seyo8068]

same here.. just about a week ago and seen most of em by now.

[@budyeddi5814]

WAY better than actually watching these shitty movies 😂😂😂

[@svenjansen2134]

Raul Julia as M. Bison ❤ 'It was Tuesday'..

[@Canadianvoice]

I just woke up from a 13 year coma from not realizing that it was JCVDs voice at the beginning talking to Ferris Beullers girlfriend.

[@teamheartpower442]

This is the greatest movie analysis in the history of the world.

[@GIBBO4182]

If ever I’m flicking through the channels and come across Timecop I will always watch it! Must’ve seen it 10 times!

[@tsmith3286]

Dude awesome review. I laughed so hard I woke my neighbors up got the cops called on me. When I told them why they sat down and watched your review with me. Then afterwards they promptly arrested my neighbors for dissing JCVD. Love this movie a true classic.

[@Parocha]

10:08 the part about T2 ripping the “freezing and shattering the bad guy” from Timecop three years PRIOR is hilarious 😂😂😂😂 specially since both movies heavily feature time-traveling

[@slapshot0074]

I don't blame you for the re upload, more people need to catch on to this channel. Very funny and strangely comforting.

[@swissmilitischristilxxii3691]

Nobody can top seagal (russki superstar) when it comes to sh1t movies. Vandamme=less views than seagal. Russki p0w3r. Davaï, cyka blyat tovarisch.

[@cakep4271]

Best movie of ALL TIME!!!!!!!!

[@versebuchanan512]

Of course Timecop is based on a true story. That's why you never heard about real Timecops- if they do their job right, of course you never hear about the crimes they stopped, cause they never happened. Obviously.

[@frenchyroastify]

It's all true, except they changed names and locations for safety reasons. For example the mall he's in is Vancouver's City Square Mall. It's a great mall known for it's impromptu villain/cop battles.

[@versebuchanan512]

@@frenchyroastify Man, future history is fascinating

[@shawnhart8716]

Masterpiece of a movie

[@ethanperry1892]

Bro, your videos have popped up dozens of times but I never clicked... UNTIL TWO DAYS AGO! I can't stop watching them! You're hilarious! I've been sending your vids to all my friends.

[@jesseramirez9062]

sooo. 2 people

[@ethanperry1892]

@@jesseramirez9062 ...How did you know?!

[@bulldawgirwin8384]

I found a bloodsport/timecop DVD once. Was the greatest moment of my life

[@howdy000]

I'm glad we can all agree that "Timecop" is the best Van Damme movie ever made. 🤗 P.s. Maximum Impact... 👏

[@Bighead2K1]

I believe Double Impact was slept on but Death Warrant is on regular replay in my house🤣🤣

[@howdy000]

@@Bighead2K1 double Impact! Agreed 👍🍻🇦🇺

[@Mastervading4306]

Bloodsport imo

[@howdy000]

@@Mastervading4306 I think we can all agree, Either BloodSport or Kickboxer was what got us all into the V.D kick splits 🙌🙏🏻👐

[@clevergirl6041]

I vote for Bloodsport ❤️

[@billrodrigues3343]

This channel is bloody BRILLIANT!

[@djdeemz7651]

Timecop was an amazing documentary

[@pulpsatire]

14:30 Damn. Don’t ever change.

[@cartridgepad]

its still the best start to a movie after all these years...so awsum when watched for the first time

[@09ziyad]

5:16 Wow the technology of 2004 was so advanced.

[@canjo4588]

Loved this movie when I was a teenager

[@raiteixhikari]

i almost got disappointed there was no dancing until it came at the closing moments. i can sleep well tonight

[@77confusedzombie77]

incredible. This IS the best movie ever

[@VitoDRF]

Dude, do you have a patreon? I’d gladly pay to support you making more of these masterpieces. Also, please do Starship Troopers!

[@HerculesCoronaBorealis]

Absolutely! How does this badass channel only have 65,000 subscribers. It's so good, it's worth a few million.

[@scmsean]

This looks like a rerun. Oh well worth watching twice.

[@johnnymacattack]

I really liked this movie. Definitely one of JCVDs best movies

[@dimviesel]

“A push-up, so powerful…” I’m subbin😆

[@chef_Numspa75]

Yup one of my favourite van damme movie 👍

[@LivingSanFranciscoBayArea]

I hope Van Damme watched all your videos. These are gold!!

[@antisnafu]

JCVD’s understanding of ohm’s law is second to none!

[@Shiirow]

"I'm still kicking... I must be on Broadway."

[@Tell_It_Right]

Time Cop blew my mind! 🤯

[@martingeerars9640]

Love this movie, now I want to watch it again

[@VideoGameKillCounts]

These reviews are pure comedy gold! 👌😆

[@dethofgod666]

I love how the balloon men are doing the splits after the nerd conference on time travel

[@czmisfitsfan]

Saw this in the theater and that split was a religious experience. All praise JCVD.

[@ErwinSchrodinger64]

Thank you Space Ice for uploading Time Cop. This world needs your madness more than ever. My girlfriend is about to break up with me because I can't stop talking about you. If Van Damme was here... he would do roundhouse kick to her face! Yea!

[@EMichaelBall]

She’s doing you a favor. Alexander Grace knows most girlfriends, especially if they become wives, are drones not worth your time.

[@LukeLovesRose]

Timecop is arguably Van Dammes best movie. The filmmakers actually put an effort into this movie.

[@crap8011]

Bloodsport has an Academy Award winner in it. 😉

[@LukeLovesRose]

@@crap8011 it's a good movie. But Van Damme's naive acting at the time is unwatchable

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

@@LukeLovesRosehis acting is amazing actually

[@NickG8420]

I could have sworn I've seen this one before....oh well more time traveling JCVD!

[@lowlowseesee]

yea i was confused too. in the description he explains that KZbin deleted the vid so he had to reupload

[@lazarusblackwell6988]

Its a CLASSIC :) :)

[@kevinkottom1526]

I agree, this version of Timecop is The Most Importanist Film Ever!

[@behzadmohtashemi697]

Such an awesome movie.

[@JerBuster77]

YT is just jealous they cant grow a mullet as awesome as JCVD can.

[@codencecoudini]

Truly a man of culture

[@slapshot0074]

Let's be honest,we all secretly love van damme no matter the quality whereas seagal is an utter and complete pile of . . .

[@Betoni]

"Tsang Tsung" played Viper in American Ninja 5, a series of movies that deserves to be here.

[@gianalfredo]

Dude, congrats on the 50k+ subs on the past month!!! You rule!

[@simzzoker123]

this awesomeness is absolutely insane, I still cant believe i saw this in a movie theater!

[@RedBaron44]

"then he proudly shows his belief in rights for women" 😂😂😂

[@DavidDavid-ip1xf]

Ahhh one of van dammes most dangerous moves he drops doing the splits and hits them with a move known as the 4 finger uplift brings tears to the eyes of the toughest man legend says he went to the knuckles

[@georgezimmerman3334]

I really loved this movie

[@andrewshaver5800]

My face hurts, man. You have knocked it out of the park yet again.

[@christopherhinson5816]

Dude time cop and cyborg are two of my favorite Van Damme movies.

[@grimdolo918]

My dude, keep up the great work. I highly recommend the 80's classic Ice Pirates.

[@SwisstedChef2018]

Love the Achy brakey heart hairdoo's , hillarious, I cant believe I bought this movie on Laser Disc when I was living in Hong Kong in the early 90ties.

[@redilinxa]

Great attention to details. Great comedy.

[@Lee86THUNDER]

Aliens will find Timecop one day and know not to mess with humans. Thanks Timecop.

[@allegro70]

They feel so sorry for us, having to witness repetetive stupidities rehersed, from generation to generation they made correct assessment - leave them alone - idiocy is contagious...

[@Jays_dead_cat]

I'm here because of the title. Absolutely genius