*Starts reading title* "Aw yeah Lamia! I love these audios!" *Continues reading* "........Oh dear she knows too much, incognito mode you have failed me"
@poke12362 жыл бұрын
naw this why i also watch yugioh
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
😆
@reverseflashfacts60932 жыл бұрын
“She knows too much” *racks shotgun shell*
@idkwhattonamethischannelso47012 жыл бұрын
@@reverseflashfacts6093 doom music intensifies
@JixxarEntropy Жыл бұрын
I'm Sorry little snake, you know too much Madness combat 11: Expurgation starts playing as the rift opens up
@anthonysaylor81202 жыл бұрын
Given exactly how many videos she saw, I'm surprised the guy didn't flat out have "Your Lamia Childhood Friend Confesses" roleplays on the list.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: she's secretly an ASMRtist, and she's teasing the listener so mercilessly to preserve her secret. That's a video she's made that Listener hasn't found yet.
@jafsrob2 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio don’t spoil the ending
@achair79582 жыл бұрын
Very nice audio, thank you. This is how I prefer monster girls, basically just normal people but with interesting riffs on their lifestyle and habits that pertain to what type of monster they are. Less emphasis on the "monster" and more on the "girl."
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you liked it! Slice-of-life monster content is fun. Of course I like real horrifying stuff too, but man, a nice wholesome monster story really hits the spot!
@shynosaurasmr77362 жыл бұрын
same here
@TheYounglingSlayer2 жыл бұрын
I tend to be more of a Senator from Naboo kind of guy myself, but lamia are a close second. besides, can a Naboo senator say to you, "Come hither, together we shall slither?" I think not! You crushed it like you always do, Vel! As Obi Wan once told me, "you are strong and wise and I am very proud of you!"
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
"Come hither, together we shall slither?" Hisssterical. 😆 And thank you, as always. I'm proud of you, too! Killing it in your classes. 💖
@TheYounglingSlayer2 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio thanks, Vel! I appreciate the support.
@DummyDrawsStuff2 жыл бұрын
How about a Naboo sith who tricked everyone, caused a war and destroyed the jedi?
@toastypan29852 жыл бұрын
The fact that your staying in character under a video like this is utterly hilarious
@mintman12712 жыл бұрын
Time to clear history before this videos released the only thing more suspicious than a full history is an empty one
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Damned if you do, damned if you don't ಠ_ಠ
@anthonymontalvojr.72502 жыл бұрын
No witnesses 🔫
@hyperblitz37382 жыл бұрын
Pause watch history and pause search history, best features saving lives one by one
@anomanderrake6542 жыл бұрын
This was perfect. You're voice is amazing for this type of friendly teasing.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Aw, thank you! The friends I tease IRL probably would disagree with you though lmao
@jafsrob Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you are scary
@salene66592 жыл бұрын
Also the amount of enthusiasm put into your audios is something to be truly proud of
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I certainly try! It's hard sometimes to maintain a high level of pep, but that's what copious amounts of caffeine is for. 😆
@salene66592 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio fair enough😂caffeine makes the world turn😁
@eatingpancakesrightnow2786 Жыл бұрын
These very meta audios always get to me, but paired with your very natural/comfortable voice just makes this the perfect audio!
@hopethisnamesnottaken2 жыл бұрын
"Who performs this stuff? Could I perform this stuff?" Yes, pleeeease!
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
lol well, if anyone writes all those (as far as I know) fictitious scripts, I'll consider it!
@shynosaurasmr77362 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Weeeell, the "Bubbly Lamia Coworker Takes Care Of You When You Are Sick" script actually does exist *blushes* *awkwardly shuffles feet* *vigorously rubs script in your face*
@SuperToonDisneyProductions6 ай бұрын
Somebody’s breaking the fourth wall…
@ADragonSpeaks2 жыл бұрын
I think this is the most chipper lamia character I have ever heard in my entire life...and it sounds entirely fitting, too. This entire audio was hilarious. Excellent work.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! And y'know, you're right. I don't think I see chipper lamias very much! Wonder why that is?
@ADragonSpeaks2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they're generally of a more hunting-after-prey mindset...possibly they're not getting enough heat or proper sunlight exposure where they live. More research is needed.
@Myomer1042 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I think it's that people prefer to depict lamiae with a sultry/seductive demeanor. The "Snakes are Sexy" trope and whatnot.
@KDB3492 жыл бұрын
"Where we're going? To your bedroom obviously!" Damn she moves fast lmao 🤣😂 The search history had me dying.
@zeeba39992 жыл бұрын
I was swapping between laughing hysterically and fighting the urge to cover my face and hide - very well done! XD
@glazcanon85932 жыл бұрын
Three things 1: Great audio 🥰 2: If you don't have dark mode with the brightness lowered at night, your straight demon timing, and you possibly have some forces somewhere in your house 3: I feel the embarrassment and cringe oozing off from his history getting read aloud, like that shit hurt me 🤣
@benarchyuk8372 жыл бұрын
I can't help that Dangerous ASMR has some of the best Lamia ASMR on the market
@AlcatrazIsland52 жыл бұрын
It hurts so much. I could feel my soul being crushed with every video she named.
@AnesAnes-k5g2 ай бұрын
Same
@bnnihilate80352 жыл бұрын
The "Tickle tickle" part is so cute and wholesome. Your work is amazing.
@snomwithaknife44782 жыл бұрын
I love the bubbly nature of this one😂❤️
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Me too! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@yamma71742 жыл бұрын
I love lamia! As soon as the monster girl event started I was looking forward to a lamia one! Though there all good this is probs gonna be my favorite
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I hope the audio lives up to your expectations!
@yamma71742 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio it really did! It was so cute
@thenerdyguy20202 жыл бұрын
Any one else burst in to laughter as she reads the list.
@getthereference60252 жыл бұрын
Must be kinda weird for monster folk to know that there's ASMR made about them, but hey, it ain't hurting nobody and the nice lamia lady in today's audio [probably won't] seem to mind. Coil away, my lamia-loving friends (I'll catch up later)! Thanks for the video!
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I bet it is! But I'm sure there's a monster person KZbin/Only Fans equivalent, so some are undoubtedly making it themselves.
@MoonKnight69692 жыл бұрын
There’s also asmr made about humans and that doesn’t feel to weird
@getthereference60252 жыл бұрын
Both good points. I was originally gonna add a monster girl KZbin but I couldn't think of a cheesy enough pun... I'll just have to step it up next time.
@shynosaurasmr77362 жыл бұрын
OMG! I've been looking forward to this audio for weeks! Thank you so much, VanillaVelvet! I love it!
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you liked it!!! I had a blast with the script; thank you for making it available to VAs like me. 🙌
@victiniplayz3965 Жыл бұрын
Why do i want a Lamia best friend now 😭 This is adorable and hilarious
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Everyone could use a good snek friend. I'm glad you liked it!
@salene66592 жыл бұрын
Amazing audio Vanilla Velvet, really loving the sassy Lamia, great work 👍
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@jonbrogaming123311 ай бұрын
Omg that tail noises are so nice 😊😊
@VanillaVelvetAudio11 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@ICMASMR2 жыл бұрын
You really bring these scripts to life. I've heard some scripts (not this one) that you've done also used by other audio RP creators and it's just in a different league. Really amazing job.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Wow, thanks! I really appreciate you saying so. I always say I might not be first to record a script, but I always strive to be one of the best!
@JesusJuarezGutierrez2 жыл бұрын
that beginning was definitely me last night and this weather heat lately is making it worse and yes i had fan turned on but couldn't sleep properly. good audio Velvet 😊❤
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to hear you had a rough night; I'm one of those people who HAS to sleep in a cold room or I just....don't sleep. I can sympathize! I'm glad you enjoyed the audio though!
@JesusJuarezGutierrez2 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio yeah i can't stand hot weather, I've always preferred fall and winter seasons.
@number1musichater430 Жыл бұрын
Now this lamia would make for a great friend. Aside from the obvious, being wrapped up, but that she's also a tease. Playfull teasing you in a friendly way.
@carlosortiz84322 жыл бұрын
Another reason why I like lamia’s, the perfect cuddle partner.
@mirage8092 жыл бұрын
Well this got a little meta. However, an audio roleplay that gets meta and has a monstergirl? Now that's rare. Awesome idea executed wonderfully.
@armphidiic26092 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed this. Her giddiness and your firing shots at ASMR listeners and some of your work was fun.
@SuterusuDaioh2 жыл бұрын
I've been adding ASMR'tists to my watch list for a while. I don't think I have a Type as much as I have a kink for Women in control. Of which this character can do in spades. Very well done. I look forward to the second half of this month. Keep up the good work.
@luissantiago51632 жыл бұрын
Ayy this will be amazing. Cheers!
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the vote of confidence! I hope you enjoy it!
@ASMR_Junkie2 жыл бұрын
Those are some good titles ngl
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
They are! And so many possibilities, too! The lamia pirate queen could be a ssssea sssserpent, for example...
@ethannot-apastafarian412310 ай бұрын
QUICKLY, BEFORE SHE DISCOVERS THE HARD DRIVES
@Echo2-22 жыл бұрын
Lamia you say? I am in. Awesome job Velvet
@anomanderrake6542 жыл бұрын
0:28 I know your pain, try watching some Vanilla Velvet. That always help me sleep
@thelaughingman69752 жыл бұрын
You're releasing vids really fast. Also thought this was a Female Killer Croc from Batman ASMR cause I just saw the pic. I'm not mad it's not just confused that I got excited for a Killer Croc Asmr. XD. I'll make another comment upon release Edit: Now I read the entire title.....oh boy. I just hope this lamia isn't Christian, likes rock, and head won't explode at how contradictory the history is.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I am! I always do during special events. And a Croc ASMR? That would be kind of awesome!
@thelaughingman69752 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio XD thanks for the reply. Reminded me the vid was releasing today cause you usually release them during my workdays
@jafsrob2 жыл бұрын
The best part is that is that every single audio name mentioned feels familiar yet distinctly like I’ve never listened to them…
@bossshun92 жыл бұрын
Her: "What is this? Why do you have a history of lamia searches?" Me: "So, here is the thing...🏃🏽♂️🏃🏽♂️" You got to love how fun this video is.
@fork96532 жыл бұрын
Fork wants all those videos to be made
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Haha you're not the only one!
@johnangel83612 жыл бұрын
An excellent birthday present. Thank you
@mogwiawolf43542 жыл бұрын
Hope this story continues 😸
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
There's no sequel script at this time, and since I'm not the original writer (Shynosaur is) I'm not really in charge of whether it gets one or not. But if one ever becomes available, I'll consider it!
@mogwiawolf43542 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio 😸
@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын
I would think Lamia cuddles are the best. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@poke12362 жыл бұрын
idk why but a hug from coils sounds nice
@jokestermasteroflaughter77542 жыл бұрын
You have a very angelic voice just wanted to say that before this video overflows with comments
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Aw, thank you so much! I don't think anyone's called it that before. I really appreciate you saying so. 🤗
@jokestermasteroflaughter77542 жыл бұрын
Your welcome
@sagittariusa5304 Жыл бұрын
Really great audio, I love Lamia videos! Also, I recently started listening to another Lamia-series, but now I can't find it anymore. The only thing I remember was: She had a British accent, was absolutely hilarious and apparently I burned her textbooks! If anyone know the video, please tell me. I would love to finish it.
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Hm! That doesn't narrow it down a ton, but British and funny could be Orchid Audio? She used to go by Honey Audio/Sweetheart Audio, too? Maybe look into her stuff! I know she's done lamias before.
@sagittariusa5304 Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Yup, that's her! Thank You!
@shynosaurasmr7736 Жыл бұрын
unfortunately her Honey Audio and Sweetheart Audio stuff is no longer available on YT. Which is a proper shame, it was essentially her that got me into RP ASMR in the first place
@joshshapiro79842 жыл бұрын
I would love to listen to the asmrs that the Lamia best friend mentioned from 4:48 to 4:58. There has to be more friendly Lamia asmr on KZbin. There are to many Yandere and Sadistic and cruel Lamia asmr on KZbin. One I would suggest is Your Lamia childhood best friend ask you if she can coil around you during a cold winter night.
@witchhusband5447 Жыл бұрын
I hate how, for the longest time, my logic for a lamia unable to be a ski instructor was ‘oh, it’s because she’s cold blooded, she wouldn’t survive’ and not, I don’t know, The Lack of Feet And Legs
@norad_clips2 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting it to veer into total self-awareness
@nigelxd37352 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: "cold blooded" animal don't actually have cold blood cause they're still living beings than generate some amound of heat, cold blooded animals just have a lower avarage body temperature and lack means of self regulating set temperature
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
That IS a fun fact! Thanks for sharing!
@Mr_smyle2 жыл бұрын
Nice to know there is a fellow reptile nerd out there.
@anthonymontalvojr.72502 жыл бұрын
Her: *finds my KZbin history* Me: *executes order 66*
@Fluffkitscripts2 жыл бұрын
Don’t get me wrong, im glad we feel the same way for each other and we’ve got that all out in the open but this has also been really stressful and I need to find somewhere to be alone now or I feel like I’ll shake myself to pieces from the panic
@toastypan29852 жыл бұрын
I know this is kinda event related but I would love to see a follow up to this, really like the setup and your voice is superb! Probably my favorite video of yours.
@longerknight24522 жыл бұрын
My dumbass thought this said llamas
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
A llama?! She's supposed to be SNEK!
@imadgenius2 жыл бұрын
To answer the question in the thumbnail: unequivocally yes
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure she appreciates your adderation 😉
@tombworld90122 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio You kick asp with puns, Vel.
@alexlynn54002 жыл бұрын
Every ASMR artists backstory " Who writes this stuff, and who performs it, could I do this?" One KZbin channel and several hundred thousand followers later
@aaronjamessalayog4162 жыл бұрын
Good thing i deactivated my youtube search and watch history🤣🤣 Anyways, tnx for this wonderful audio😍😍
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Haha, I'm glad you liked it!
@kazatarthesaiyan122 жыл бұрын
My search history is literally all Asmr Audios and Dragon Ball. I need to find more things to watch.
@RageSkyze-2 жыл бұрын
Made me think of that one Ted scene when Ted uses John's laptop and finds everything
@shynosaurasmr7736 Жыл бұрын
That's actually where I got the idea from
@lightfangx69612 жыл бұрын
Dammit I knew I should've cleared my search history
@8wjzl Жыл бұрын
this reminded me to purge my search history... thanks!
@marybdrake1472 Жыл бұрын
Coiled and cuddled by a flirty Lamia? Sure, why not.
@NorninTGK2 жыл бұрын
Allow me to explain... it's EXACTLY what it looks like.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
😂
@toastypan2985 Жыл бұрын
6:17 and that’s how vanilla velvet was made
@Drengr_Kami2 жыл бұрын
Lamia BFF: What are you? President of your own fan club? Me: No, that would be your mother!!!!!
@HerrZhukov2 жыл бұрын
I was trying to sleep to this but I couldn’t stop laughing.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid that IS an occupational hazard when listening to my channel.
@HerrZhukov2 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you really should put a disclaimer
@ReverendBrown972 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie… that busty lamia ski instructor sounds like a damn good idea for some future content from you lol
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
😆 I'm trying to imagine a lamia skiing down a mountain and I don't think audio alone could do the scenario justice (Does she wear a snow suit to keep from freezing? Is...is it like one long sock? Does she leave a snake shaped trail in the snow that confuses the other skiers?)
@ericdunn73523 ай бұрын
She could also be wearing a skin tight turtle neck sweater, knit hat, And ski goggles, And maybe she could have blonde hair.
@bronsondelgado45702 жыл бұрын
I don't why but starting tickling the listener I started laughing so hard out loud. But in all seriousness I love your videos please keep up the amazing work
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I'll certainly do my best!
@lapislazoli2 жыл бұрын
I feel unnecessarily called out not only with the lamias but also with the tsunderes
@Antonio-is2cn2 жыл бұрын
"Lamias are pretty!" (Shrug)
@TheSilversepiroth Жыл бұрын
"Have you heard of ASMR?" Our protagpnist: What? No? Why, what have you heard!?
@dxkills16 Жыл бұрын
Code red code red, This is not a drill! LOL She already has you coiled up even before she sees the search history...Talk about being doomed XD You were trapped even before you knew it O_O This brings a whole new meaning to having the truth squeezed out of you! 👉👈 >~< Lamia's are one of the best monster girls 💜 But don't tell my Lamia friend I said so lol X3
@cleanserofnoobs41622 жыл бұрын
6:59 "Oh this just keeps getting worse!" Me: Hey, that hurts my feelings! "You have a crush on me? You're not joking right, cuz that would hurt my feelings if you are." Me: ...yup, just a prank, bro.
@Grimaldus182 жыл бұрын
I can't explain my search history, it's filled entirely with this stuff, the doom soundtrack, therussianbadger, and shitpost compilations
@gameoholic19942 жыл бұрын
Always erase your search history.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
But doesn't that look even MORE sus?
@lightfangx6961 Жыл бұрын
sure but at least they'll never know WHAT you're hiding XD@@VanillaVelvetAudio
@edmundolastra32792 жыл бұрын
The start of this one, where the listener is being teased about their youtube history, reminds me a lot about chats I have with my wife about my watch history 🤣
@shynosaurasmr77362 жыл бұрын
You are married to a lamia?! Dude, that's awesome! Where did you two meet?
@professorpantherhardraad39212 жыл бұрын
Lamias in stockings!
@NorninTGK2 жыл бұрын
Is that a reference to Mage and Demon Queen?
@professorpantherhardraad39212 жыл бұрын
@@NorninTGK Sure hecking is!
@songarakram2 жыл бұрын
Haha, what a ridiculous watch history. Anyway, you're gonna do them all, yeah?
@parker-boy98 Жыл бұрын
I've become my lamia friend's teddy bear. This is the best outcome ever! :3
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Definitely beats being lunch! ...not that a lamia would do that.
@parker-boy98 Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio To be honest, I'd be fine with that too! As long as she lets me out later.
@dragonemperorkyubii2 жыл бұрын
I have a perfectly reasonable explanation and its.....that that search history isn't mine
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Very believable!
@Themetalwookie6662 жыл бұрын
Her: You like lamias? Me: Yep. Especially you. Now lets go to the room, turn on the heated blanket, and get underneath it. I'll even let you coil around me so you can have some of my warmth. Her: *happy lamia noises*
@AQuietVoice20222 жыл бұрын
Wow... actually listening to this at 2 in the morning...
@smokescreen52382 жыл бұрын
Ooooo I liked this so much. Please do a part two or maybe a continuation with cuddling ??
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN2 жыл бұрын
Meta Lamia~ Lametia!
@larrybest86912 жыл бұрын
Love this .
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad!
@Neutral_Tired2 жыл бұрын
Who tf doesn't keep their browser on dark mode 24/7?
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Right? Like, I haven't had a screen in my vicinity without dark mode on in like four years. But I live like a vampire so...maybe I'm not the best example.
@JariahxSynn7 ай бұрын
This is why you clear your browser history before guest come over
@GiornoGiovanna_Son_of_DIO2 жыл бұрын
If this truly did happen I would probably never talk to them again and repress any memory
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
And that'd be a fair reaction to this kind of invasion of privacy in reality! Luckily this is fiction, so it's less sketchy.
@frostedyeticookieLIVES Жыл бұрын
Stuck awake at 2 am? I sure know that feeling...
@Shadders20102 жыл бұрын
She took the browser history well. The old shedded skin in my bedroom possibly less so
@CdrChaos2 жыл бұрын
3:47 “I used to coil around you all the time when we were younger.” And just where do you think we acquired our lamia kink?
@zackihen49052 жыл бұрын
Ok you got me... I laugh at really stupid memes nobody understands. Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha your dirty secret is out!
@rileyradd40442 жыл бұрын
Please make a part 2 that be awesome.
@robasmrfan2 жыл бұрын
6:36 oh shit that foreshadowing for today's upload
@krennopher12692 жыл бұрын
Great performance. Hope there's another one of these in the future.
@xandan16682 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised she wasn't able to put 2 and 2 together. Me: oh I think you know her very well. Velvet: so who is your secret lamia crush? Me: It's you, you silly serpent.
@BirdieSenpai2 жыл бұрын
The only thing I can think about is how unsafe I would be if she discovered that I used to catch and collect snakes in my younger years. Isn't that the lamia equivalent of a harem anime protagonist or something?
@ripxdoc2 жыл бұрын
crushing on the lamia bestie harder than the grip her coils have on me 👉👈
@tigerclaw15652 жыл бұрын
Her: HEY! Are you still awake?! Me: *starts coughing melodious-ly*
@primrosevale1995 Жыл бұрын
6:13 Who says a lamia can't be a ski instructor? If there's skis for wheelchair-bound people I don't see why there wouldn't be skis for lamias.