There was an M&M's Game on the PS1...

[@therealseanw.stewart2071]

I think I had this game as a kid! It might have been on PC. It looks so much worse than I remember. I don't remember making it far. This review better be tongue-in-cheek. Banjo-Tooie slander is NOT tolerated in my house!

[@Vanserchan]

It did have a PC version that made you do math questions and things like that, so you can learn from... candy! And well... I-I totally love Banjo-Tooie! My favorite game of all-time, totally...

[@anothernoise216]

This game sure is amazing and so original

[@Vanserchan]

It sure makes me wish I would be eating some M&M's right now!©

[@anothernoise216]

@Vanserchan the green one?

[@Vanserchan]

@@anothernoise216 No, I always sort them and put those away into my hidden green M&M's(Copyright Symbol) stash that is a bit moldy but still

[@Hodyna]

@@Vanserchan Skittles and M&Ms teached kids about racial segregation from the earliest years, huh.

[@Hodyna]

So... for whatever reason today I was thinking about this game (well... to be more precise - its PC version - The Lost Formulas... to be honest it feels more like a PC game than a console one... well, at least PC game from that era - they tended to have much lower budget and look extra-unpolished), probably because our talk about karting games and M&Ms racing coming to my mind. ...so... yeah. Second thing: M&M Nia IS CURSED. WHAT THE HELL VANSER! ...but then 0:09 (coincidence?) happened and I was like "my boi... I've invested my time and emotions well". But you're a weeb... you're a weirdoooooo... Ya know, you have to admit it: M&Ms advertisement shorts were pretty funny sometimes. And I didn't mind minis as a product... like sure, I would take normal ones any other day, but still they were pretty good (do they even sell minis anymore? Haven't seen them here FOR YEARS). And then there's DSP. There's a psychiatric term: delusions of reference. I think that lately I start feeling them about your videos. As if you were making them for me. Game is SUPER janky and looks really cheap (because it probably was - I mean... LOOK HOW BADLY CROPPED THE NUMBERS ARE. And the boss' health bar... seriously, it's like a placeholder from an alpha game), but at least it has nice array of colorful boxes (I always loved different designs of boxes in video games like Crash - it's fun that user created levels often use "new" types)! Miney-crafta. I always tend to be positive about games... but M&M games were always garbage. And you know what's sad? The guys who made this game weren't ALL that bad. They've made a game called Darkened Skye which was, and I'm not lying to you, an advertisement game (albeit they did it really sneakily) for... SKITTLES. No brand loyalty, huh? Why Skittles got the better game? NOBODY LIKE THEM! Uh... Vanser...? Want to talk about something...? That... rant about woman leaving you with nothing seemed... oddly... personal and specific... (unless it was chasing a gatcha woman which caused you to go in debt to pull and in the end you lost it all). Well... how about a really dark chocolate? Like 80-90% cocoa ones? They have minimal amount of milk so they should be good. Milk chocolate is trash, embrace the DARK SIDE. ...I'm sorry for you... being unable to enjoy CHEESE... I won't give you the satisfaction of calling you names. Writting overly long comments is enough. You know... you can still get forklift licence! You could take part in forklift races before the shift starts! (and maybe it would awaken the need for speed in you. You know, baby steps) I mean... Big Boss had his main base of operations in Africa... and where they farm the most cocoa beans...? It all starts to make sense. First hamburgers, now chocolate (which, to be honest would make sense as many military rations include chocolate bars so...). ...whenever I see green M&M all I can think about is Linkara and his "HMMM". Internet is not a good place. :O YOU SAID THE F WORD! And something about having a 6, I don't know (by the way... I always wondered... I remember the HORROR of having to say "6" during Deutch classes in Primary School. Everyone always laughed because it sounds like... you know. Do German kids laugh at that too?) Eh. Can't believe that M&M went woke and removed Green M&Ms boots and pants. Never gonna buy them again. I mean... normal people fit into a trunk quite nicely even if they aren't that short. As long as you're not riding a SMART or, I dunno, Fiat 500. It was a good watch. But your videos are getting more unhinged lately. I'm scared.

[@Vanserchan]

I have seen it has a PC version but they make you solve math questions in-between the stages to try to sell it as some kind of education game and... I don't need math (I'm totally great at math!) Probably also a pain in the butt to make it run. Only games like Lego Island 2 are worthy of making me go through all that trouble of installing it on a modern PC instead of just playing the easier to run but inferior PS1 version. I was thinking, am I really gonna for the low-hanging fruit when I saw the Minis turn into a plane... At first I didn't want to but hey, the video has worse things in it like Skibidi Nia or the whole thumbnail so I went with it... And I'm totally not a weeb! Never cared about the minis but I am really sad they don't have M&M biscuit anymore. Except in France I think but I'm not gonna import some dumb candy... Even if it's really tempting. My favorite chocolate bar of all time probably, if it counts as one, despite being named biscuit. I once actually played Darkened Skye on the Gamecube without knowing it was made as a game for Skittles and was really surprised when I suddenly saw them talk about the Skittles. And then the game bugged and I couldn't progress without having to restart. That was... not fun! I beat the M&M Adventure game on Wii though once. Which was weird as hell, the first boss was just a random angel that made me think, why... this? Better than these robots, just for how weirdly out of place it felt. I don't like chocolate that has such a high amount of cocoa! The only chocolate I still sometimes get is After Eight, mostly because I can always just take one here and there while if I got a whole chocolate bar I just wanna... eat it in one go. It's like opening a bag of chips, it HAS to be eaten in under 2 hours... Driving a forklift is scary! There's a German short"movie" called Klaus der Staplerfahrer that's also here on KZbin with English subs that gets REALLY bloody and I wanted to include a scene from it but didn't want to get age-restricted from it most likely. I would recommend watching it, just for how dumb it is! One of my worst school experiences actually was saying "Sechs" but it sounded like... you know what so people started laughing. So thanks for reminded me of that! ;_; (No worries, I got over it nowadays because I know they laughed at that one word and not at me making a mistake) Happened another time when I had to say "zischen" the German word for "to hiss" and it sounded like "schissen" which means taking a dump and it was in the context of making a serve in Badminton so I basically said the ball has to make a "shitting" sound instead of a hissing sound so everyone laughed, even the teacher. There was a reason I was a quiet kid in class mostly... There's more backstory and all that to my speech problems but I gotta keep some of those details hidden for now... Gotta stay mysterious! Do normal sized people really fit into a trunk so easily? Maybe I underestimated trunks... i'm gonna go back to my scheduled program of making normal, totally hinged videos! No more unhingeness... probably...

[@Hodyna]

@@Vanserchan ...or you can just run a virtual machine for old games! I mean... I kinda like the contrast to your normally pretty wholesome behavior and presentation. Just a bit of "edge". Good clip at good moment, I wasn't really expecting that. We never really got those. I remember once my mom bought me a boxed M&M domino set thinking that it will be like cookies shaped like dominoes but with M&M instead of pips... NOPE! It was just a set of dominoes (pretty cool and nicely made though) and a small packet of M&M. Sadly, my knowledge of obscure/trashy Wii games is much smaller than ones for Sony or Xbox. But I'll be sure to check it out as it does sound quite wild. I mean it kinda makes sense for you to don't like cocoa... using that Nia avatar is rubbing off you - cocoa is poisonous to cats after all! I'll put it on my "watch later" list. Yeah... KZbin can be silly about age restricting and blocking or just shadowbanning. Would be shame for you to get on their naughty list. Ah, so it's natural. Good to know. I thought that native speakers don't really laugh at that. Hm... isn't "schießen" - "to shot"? Probably typo of "scheißen"? In Poland we use "Scheiße" too, along the English "shit", as "soft" curse words. What's funny is that Polish equivalent of these words - gówno (pronounced like goo-wno) is really rarely used like that (sometimes just as a rude response to a question like "what happened?"). Linguistics are really interesting thing, huh. You reveal more and more with each video (and comment)! But I think that every viewer have their private view of you in their minds. Yeah, you can fit a lot more in them if you try. Eh... do what you want! It's your channel after all! I just... noticed a trend of unhingeness lately. No matter what, I'll be waiting for a next vid from you (and to waste more of your time on these comments).