[Vinesauce] Joel - Balatro Highlights ( Part 1 )

[@3dDoener]

Balatro claims yet another bald streamer

[@beeeennnnnnn]

+2

[@comerosas]

Baldatro

[@smackincheese9285]

Can't wait for Dougdoug as well

[@nevaeh9125]

​@@smackincheese9285dear god.. please no

[@aaron_exe6449]

will it ever clam mike lol

[@squingledoodle6105]

Joel saying gambling is a skill, not random chance is a g r e a t way of knowning how his gambling career will go

[@Baddaby]

Its both, it's a skill of managing random chances to the best possible general outcome

[@turbochargedfilms]

​@@Baddaby gambling is pure skill 100% power of will

[@crumpet575]

90% of gamblers quit RIGHT before they make it big

[@ske2004]

virtual fentanyl

[@Scrufflord]

femtanyl

[@tastethepainbow]

Cyber jenkem Oh yeah, we're gettin' real fecal funny now

[@tastethepainbow]

Nah... cyber jank'em(spelling cause lol youtube) Now the real fecal funny begins

[@chrisyoung1576]

fentaneel clown man

[@copyguy312]

the water bill is going to be HUGE after this video

[@plushifoxed]

~ BORN TO FLUSH - FORCED TO WIPE ~

[@Pariatech]

Joey is true to the fecal funny bit by only doing flushes.

[@Amenlimit]

Vod 1: this is a one off Vod 2: this is it, this is the finale, I won't play it on stream anymore Vod 3: I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT, I'M NOT HOOKED TO BALATRONYL

[@FeenieVonKarma]

_balatroneeeel_

[@masterpingu5942]

i love how he starts off the stream talking about how he won't get addicted and then by the end of the first blind you can already tell he's hooked

[@TheTrueMerrio]

*A new hand touches the Balatro Orb...*

[@NixityNullt]

2:04 Having watched people play balatro games where they make insane combos and barely make the goal of over 4 billion chips or something, watching Joel play the tutorial and go "ooh" at every +10 is very amusing to me.

[@siko-society5635]

What you think Vinny is gonna do when he finds out about high card runs lol.

[@МаксимЦветков-г9ч]

He'll сum.

[@EvilYoutubePoop]

probably slide the vinesauce card pack over, entire thing is dedicated to transitioning to high card

[@LavenderTownsGhost]

"This is a one-off" Part 1

[@darksoulsismycity]

more addicting than C R A N K

[@Mamenber]

If your flush is red, contact your doctor ASAP

[@Xzeihoranth]

Rule 34 of Joey Productions: The more he protests at an idea, the more likely he is to do it.

[@dr.dominospizza8299]

why 34 💀

[@Xzeihoranth]

@@dr.dominospizza8299 Yeah, you know...!

[@KrvaviAbadas]

finally Joey is playing a mature (gambling) game for mature (rated adults only by PEGI) gamers.

[@FeenieVonKarma]

4:04 Shoving card in ah-nus

[@samtinkle9076]

Las Vaygus Secks Mahgic™️

[@PuppyFromTheAlt]

I read the title. Then I listen to Joel's first remarks. Then I read the title again. Then I read the comments.

[@Blazedlevelbort]

"Its gonna be a one off" *Part 1*

[@cinderoo]

if joel continues to flush this much, he might need a plumber to check on that toilet

[@LM-MMM]

joel zeroing in on the only type of hand with a bathroom humor adjacent name and basing all of his runs on it is so on brand

[@FeenieVonKarma]

I love flush. I love flush so much that I force myself to try other things for fear of getting bored, yet I STILL fall back on it even if I'm doing other shit lol Kinda made me happy that that's what joey was doing at the start too! I didn't have his excuse tho lol

[@baneblade__]

I'm addicted to two pair. It's so stable and consistent that I have to force myself to play other hands.

[@tastethepainbow]

Real scholars go for the high card stone build

[@vaultyvlad7948]

I’m slowly trying to learn high card and park builds. Flush fails me in higher stakes especially if you have to chase after it. Sometimes I find myself making a build behind one without even thinking 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@leo01010]

Joey casually becoming The Flusher™

[@ThatTravGuy]

Oh no

[@paperverp]

Who needs a plumber when the flusher is on the loose!

[@theman6422]

Bro got so lucky with that hex keeping his red card. Knowing my luck in this game, I could have 49 red cards and one wily joker and it would always land on good ol Wily.

[@Outer-Heaven_Supercomputer]

stopping my balatro playthrough in order to watch flush play balatro

[@beeeennnnnnn]

DE FLOOSHER

[@petar2868]

more, mooore, MOOOOOOOORE

[@ExecutionerArtemy]

We got him

[@sandran17]

j o e y t h e t o i l e t b o y

[@kyotra]

The x0.5 game speed is hurting me....

[@sp4cedr4g0n]

not the chill joel lidl kicks 😭

[@FaustY2K]

flush run, down the toilet classic Joey

[@WeirdCon]

11:30 Mr. Green moment

[@murdercubes4968]

This game is truly a flush of emotions

[@FlakDraakon]

ALWAYS FLUSHING NEVER CLOGGED

[@JelloPuddingMaster]

born to flush, forced to fold

[@arthurwolff]

Who would win The Flusher or Mr. Green

[@naijithan]

and thus, THE FLUSHER... was born

[@Jetfox967]

Balatro claims another soul.

[@TallTapper]

༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ🥞 he's going for the hug... again

[@ArdaTheCoffeeBean]

Fuck it's uploaded 14 hours ago I can't binge watch his entire journey, no more flushing

[@tbp_entertainment]

THE F L O O S H M A S T E R .

[@mothchan3411]

Oh Joel your time spent in GTA San Andreas says a lot different. Compulsive gambler moment lmao

[@vglycorpse2001]

T H E F L U S H E R

[@RaceBandit]

Joel implying that he knew about Interest and then grabbing the holographic Odd Todd anyway was a bit goofy. I'd say making it to a _final boss_ is pretty good for your first try though! The only reason I can think of for having been able to win my first two runs in the full version is I'd played the Verdant Leaf and Cerulean Bell demos, so already I had an idea of what I was doing.

[@RyanPhantomOfficial]

THE FLOOSHER

[@NICK....]

fecal funny man just cannot stop flushing

[@JMUDoc]

I wanted to see Jobel try a joker-less run🤣

[@cognozzle]

Get dat floosh.

[@fewixwasright]

I just alt f4'd out of it lmaooo

[@NoahTurbo_]

Honestly, this makes me wanna buy and try out Balatro! 😂

[@ChicDead26]

Where did joel get the god damn vocal stim from?

[@Kujinomics]

oh no yoel not the funny card game

[@SASTSimon]

hello

[@launchpending]

gay of the year

[@ser777XD]

So I am in the half of the video and I realize that I do not know what is happening, don't know how the game works in real life and virtual life and do not know what a flush is or if this is poker or black jack or what because I do not gamble and I think gambling is illegal in my country and I am going to jail for watching this illegal gambling video. Good video Joel, hope you are winning have a nice day.

[@rav6324]

this game is no very good, i prefer space cadet

[@МаксимЦветков-г9ч]

''GODDAYUM!'' (c) Yoel ''Goddayum'' Vinesauce

[@ChaosSwissroIl]

I like Balatro, but the problem is the ego of the developer keeps the game at a 50 hour game instead of being a 10,000 hour game like Slay The Spire. The developer has spent 8 months on making skins (aka thirteen pngs) for the cards instead putting in the 3 hours of work needed for workshop support so that you don't have to use third party code injectors to mod the game. Why? Because "I don't use mods, so I don't want to add workshop support". Dev is a bigger joke(r) than any card in the game.

[@tastethepainbow]

He's making his own big update this year.

[@TeleviseGuy]

The thing is that there are many ways to win blinds, but they shrink depending on which items you obtain - and you have to obtain them if you don't want to lose, because the demand for chips becomes higher each time.