[Vinesauce] Joel - Dos Madness ( Part 1 ) ( Terrible DOS Megaman )

[@nicogearX]

"This is slowmo mode. This is casual baby mode." *Immediately dies in casual baby mode*

[@MickyVideo]

The Batman one was hilarious. Expecially the Eject button part. Though, the game tried. But...

[@mikotoh]

fun fact: marios game gallery is the first mario game featuring charles martinet as mario

[@MediaMunkee]

+mikoto Actually it may potentially have been the CD release of Mario Teaches Typing. Game Gallery came out in '95, but according to Wikipedia there was a DOS edition of Teaches Typing in '91, and a Windows release in '95 (which I don't recall). I have the DOS CD release, but it doesn't run in Windows... hold that thought, I have the jewel case right over here. '95, apparently. So they both came out in the same year, anyway.

[@thegriffin88]

+mikoto I have this, well, idea of a tradition where if I ever meet someone famous I tell them I loved them in: [insert worst or most obscure thing they were ever in]. So now I get to tell Charles if I ever meet him that I loved him in Mario's Game Gallery. If you watch Retsupurae at all I'm telling Christopher Walken that I loved him in Ripper.

[@johnsmith-hl3oy]

+mikoto no mario teaches typing was

[@cannon9009]

PENIS!!!!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❕❕❕❕

[@UltimaOmegaZero]

+john smith2 Actually, no. mikoto's right. Either way, Charles was NOT paid enough for either of those.

[@SuperWiiBros08]

that mega man game holy shit I think I watched this live when it streamed

[@PwnzorBob]

I recently found an old scratched cd at home labelled "Top 200 DOS Vol. III" and luckily managed to copy all of them to my harddrive. + 100 demos and PLAYABLE demos of other top DOS games apparently Two games on this CD are labeled "Colgate" and "Kellogs" Fuck I can't type properly when I get this excited SHIT

[@VenoMantis]

Interesting. :U

[@moff]

Send me the files pls.

[@GrakMusic]

Upload them if you can.

[@PwnzorBob]

Dropbox confirmed for not really working well with uploading a shitload of folders. Maybe I'll try mediafire later today.

[@sheepishly6942]

You send that shit to Joel. He needs to play Colgate and Kellogs for us.

[@zix1286]

i love how he just starts the stream with this abyssal bullshit playing already

[@troopakoopa-eg2ql]

Where can i find the source of your profile pic?

[@zix1286]

The artist is agemono try gelbooru

[@gorillazfan85]

This is an older stream the intro may have been from another video or may have not been saved at all

[@zix1286]

aww, that makes it less cool

[@driftercarbon]

Yes, Joel, most dog snacks are entirely edible. A lot of them are made of things you eat every day anyway, just shaped like a bone. They are not, however, terribly exciting.

[@doctorgene3201]

Have you... tried any?

[@driftercarbon]

When I was six or something I ate a bunch of them in a row.

[@Darca1n]

Aren't they technically made edible for humans because some poor people actually eat it? Seeing as it's often cheaper than buying "normal" food I mean.

[@TechNoirMK]

A BONE? I'm sold.

[@thegriffin88]

I ate a milkbone on a dare once. It's pretty much cornmeal and salt.

[@gzeusone6532]

Love how Joel sets Wolfenstein on the highest difficulty, then dies nearly instantly.

[@TheVeteranROB]

CASTLEVANIA: Music brought to you by the MP3 to MIDI Converter

[@iatedmyname]

+Servbot Rambo Not only is Simon Belmont a fuckin robot, but the music sounds like Mr. Skeltal himself composed it... I don't know if those are improvements or not.

[@hooperscooper6896]

Doot doot

[@TheRealSwimHome]

+Calcium Goodbones We need more Skeletons on the internet.

[@miky9504]

+sonic and minecraft fan 9246 fuck you...

[@brandonsbluegaming1570]

+Miky950 dafuq?

[@MiloTheMightyDude]

If I had a Batmobile, I would just press "eject"

[@Outside998]

The tune heard in the title screen of Wolfenstein causes google to block videos from access out of Germany. The song was restricted because of the lyrics shortly after WW2.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

what the fuck, even just the tune

[@Outside998]

RebelWinterwolf Yeah, just the tune.

[@SuprememessageNG]

+Outside998 They can use a proxy or DNS tunneler, I don't think the KSK will break in your door if you just browse KZbin videos normally blocked in Germany

[@Outside998]

KCN They won't, and they can't, it would be illegal. I was just saying in case it happens so Joel knows why. But it did not happen yet, so it will most likely never happen.

[@SuprememessageNG]

Outside998 They will, they have, and they can. It's illegal but nobody cares enough to prosecute you for watching videos banned in your country, unless you're in China or something.

[@timmieshepherd2633]

26:00 One of Joel's best moments on his channel.

[@RandomPrussian1871]

1:29:00 I FUCKING HAD THIS AS A CHILD IT WAS MY FIRST EXPOSURE TO MARIO ON FUCKIN' WINDOWS 98 OF ALL THINGS ahhh....repressed childhood memories....

[@AmIntrigued]

Idk wether to feel sorry or happy for you lmao

[@sheepishly6942]

Oh man, I actually remember seeing this live. I think it was one of my first Joel streams. The memories, man, the memories. And to think it's only been... almost a year.

[@JoLiKMC]

Thus begins the madness that is MS-DOS video games. 'ere's th' *List Wot 'as 'em Vi'jya-james wif 'em Time-codes.* 0:00:00 - _Castlevania_ 0:04:11 - "Super Mario Bros." (unlicensed fan game, couldn't play; wouldn't run) (Prototype of "Mario & Luigi") 0:04:24 - "Street Fighter II: The World Warrior" (unlicensed bootleg) 0:09:54 - *Setup:* Installing _Wolfenstein 3D_ 0:11:33 - _Wolfenstein 3D_ 0:18:43 - *Sidebar:* First-person shooter history (as far as Joel knew it) 0:19:40 - _Batman_ (couldn't play; wouldn't run) 0:23:20 - _Batman Returns_ 0:33:34 - *Setup:* Build-up to the next game 0:34:22 - _Mega Man_ 0:37:19 - *Setup:* Making the game run better 0:38:26 - _Mega Man_ (cont.) 0:46:59 - _Aaargh!_ 0:49:25 - _Barbarian_ (Psygnosis) 0:51:54 - *Sidebar:* Talking about _Barbarian: The Ultimare Warrior_ (Palace Software) 0:54:28 - _Ghosts 'n Goblins_ (couldn't play; joystick calibration failure) 0:56:12 - *Setup:* _Zork_ 0:57:10 - _Zork: The Great Underground Empire - Part I_ 1:02:02 - _Super Street Fighter II: The New Challengers_ (no sound, didn't _actively_ play) 1:04:03 - _Cover Girl Strip Poker_ (adult, no video, skipped) 1:05:30 - *Setup:* Finding a game to play 1:09:55 - _Mega Man 3: The Robots are Revolting!_ 1:15:11 - _Metal Gear_ 1:17:26 - _Jazz Jackrabbit_ (CD version) 1:21:57 - _Shadowgate_ 1:24:49 - _Mortal Kombat_ (couldn't play; couldn't figure out the controls) 1:27:56 - *Setup* _Mario_ games 1:28:33 - "Mario & Luigi" (unlicensed fan game) 1:30:26 - "Mario Bros. VGA" (unlicensed port) 1:31:28 - *Setup:* "Here comes another Chinese earthquake" 1:32:08 - "Mario Bros. VGA" (cont.) with "ironman spiderman batman fiesta twerk" video 1:32:46 - _Mario Teaches Typing_ (couldn't play; couldn't figure out installer) 1:33:25 - _Mario's Game Gallery_ 1:45:40 - _DuckTales: The Quest for Gold_ (couldn't play; couldn't figure it out) 1:49:59 - *Sidebar:* Neighbor troubles, tastes in music 1:54:24 - *Setup:* "I just extracted a game and I can't find it." 1:55:13 - "Video Game FAQ" _(Eternal Champions Game Genie_ codes) (Hey, wait, _that's_ not a game!) 1:55:53 - *Setup:* Looking for a game to play, again 1:57:28 - _Metal Mutant_ 2:00:56 - *Setup:* Finding "one last game" 2:02:19 - _The Game With No Name_ (This may have inspired _Labyrinth of Zeux.)_ 2:04:25 - _Wasteland_ 2:10:23 - *Stream closing* 2:10:47 - *Art showcase*

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

Why isn't this at the top?

[@MinusBros]

Best Joel laugh 26:15

[@AlexRango]

some say consoles now run 60fps are amazing litle they know that DOS megaman runned at 200000fps

[@elisttm]

noah sanic runned at 5081259336fps (That says at SONICSPEEDfps)

[@JUSXTREME96]

early dos games were tied to a 4.77 MHz processor that was typical of the time. Any quicker made them too fast. Playing Mega Man on Windows XP DOS VDM is insane.

[@Mulluns]

I am dying when he had Batman eject.

[@orelas167]

It's like that scene was made for him.

[@zubz451]

I know I'm almost a year late to the party, but I kind of wish you'd've kept playing that Mario game; when you get a Game Over (At least in the version I had), you got a cryptic screen reading something like "BACK FROM THE DEAD TO RULE FUSCHIA AGAIN." I feel you'd've appreciated that.

[@NesstheEchidna]

Apparently Mega Man's ultimate nemesis is not Dr. Wily, but parakeets that are hanging around telephone wires

[@jaytang79]

"Plays like a Christian math game" that's fucking golden unkil bonjel. Fucking. Gold.

[@floralbee]

Dies in Wolfenstein. Says "Dead...You are blooded on." 10/10 will say this to everyone i see today!

[@elisttm]

dead you are blooded on dead you are blooded you are blooded blooded

[@varikvalefor]

Joel is fucking awesome.

[@underfellsanstheskeleton919]

Who needs Dr Dre when you have DOS 3.1 sound blaster pro crisp sounding quality right?

[@zhero12345]

Fun Fact for Mario Gallery this was the debut work of Mario voice actor Charles Martinet.

[@BloodrealmX]

zhero12345 IMDb lists his first role as Mario as the CD-ROM version of Mario Teaches Typing, four years before Mario's Game Gallery. Also, for anyone who has played Skyrim? It's-a me, Paarthurnax!

[@zhero12345]

Yup.

[@SarahWattCA]

DOS Castlevania was slow and clunky because the NES had a GPU but the PC had to do everything in software, but there's NO EXCUSE for the crappy ear rape even with the PC speaker

[@JadeTwo]

dom strot

[@donnie5705]

***** Exactly. If I had the time I could do better.

[@tarsier8261]

Diego Silva That's the thing though, they probably didn't have the time. The music seems a lot like Mega Man X's DOS port's music, and and I can only assume that's because they had all of a week to release the game. Otherwise it wouldn't make you want to shred your eardrums. Well, not as much at least.

[@mcFreaki]

there was no excuse for the atrocity that was the megaman port- by the time there were vga cards readily available, there sure as shit were adlib cards out, and also... it just.. sucks

[@MrDmoney156]

Shinjiro Aragaki And yet people had the audacity to say most DOS games sounds and looks like crap and such! Just look at what the Chinese and Korean games they made on the MS-DOS and you'll see a HUGE sigfincant change between how much they know the in's and out's of the system! Those bastards KNEW how to code compared to some western DOS makers.

[@Zeebrungis]

Dostlevania is best vania

[@hgmpd43]

Still better then lords of shadow XP

[@TrineofFire]

Joelvania is pretty fucking rad.

[@Zeebrungis]

***** what

[@MiisterShane]

***** Truly inspiring...

[@lifeisabigfun]

***** SOMEONE BETTER PUT UP THE FUCKING KICKSTARTER FOR THIS SHIT. NOW.

[@starshieldnightpone5636]

He was AAAAAARRRGH-DORRRR! Burninating the countryside....

[@AlanTGP1]

The kid's voice sounds like Toad before he became a smoker

[@xLupineRadiancex]

Mario fucking cheats at 1:38:47. You're not supposed to see what the other person draws.

[@samuelreed8888]

Mario's Game Gallery was my shit dude

[@megadrivesonic]

1:33:37 the main event, mario go fish

[@wesleykennedy5511]

Dang it the duration number was so close to 1337

[@wesleykennedy5511]

+Ice Assassin for other people who want the duration, mmkay?

[@Scholar_Varius]

+Dkunz Cartoons Joel's retching noises never fail to crack me up

[@neilisbored2177]

that timing tho "13337"

[@SHyguymoll]

7:34 You must defeat Sheng LOL to stand a chance

[@elisttm]

LOLuken LOLoudoken Lolswikendenyukin

[@GazixVR]

Jazz Jackrabbit is my jam, I literally cheered and fanboyed when the theme started playing. I played the 2nd one first and later got a chance to play the original. most of my childhood memories are with the demo version of the second game lol, but I got the full game now.

[@LordBordNoob]

Guys, we need a PC98 madness stream.

[@djdexcat]

Kinda hard to work with a game library that's 99% porn and .5% Touhou.

[@LordBordNoob]

Dexcat why is this so true.

[@OfficerOverpowered]

Dexcat Better off just heading on to the PC Engine, I'm sure Joel would get a kick out of Lords of Thunder's soundtrack

[@MrDmoney156]

Dexcat Not all of them are straight porn/hentai honestly, if he were to do one he should just focus on just the RPGs, Shrumps, Flight games, and Adventure text or point & click. or instead, how about FM Towns or Amiga?

[@joeygonzalez883]

Yes We Need One

[@ShougaTouki]

Hey, say what you want about that Mario Game Gallery thing, that's actually the first game Charles Martinet voiced Mario, even before SM64. Though I guess there was that other computer game that I can't remember the name for but I dunno if that came before this one. Regardless, without that game, we might have New Yorker Super Show sounding Mario today. This game potentially created a gaming legend.

[@ahrichards5241]

ShougaTouki I think the other game is called Mario's FUNdamentals.

[@BinaryHedgehog1]

No, you just named the same the game. You're thinking of the second edition of Mario Teaches Typing.

[@FureonNectarmoon]

For a moment there I thought you said Charles Manson voiced Mario.

[@RunikaMori]

How did Mario know you got what you wanted?

[@donnaken15]

51:09 I almost peed myself omg that was so funny XD "STOP! STOP!"

[@koishikomeiji4082]

I left and came back to throw my headset on and got a blast full of death metal I don't know what I should have expected

[@seihtsukai9922]

That barbarian game man! Literally i went full ahegao of the laugh with that. AAAH!

[@ShadyNerd]

DOS Castlevania's sound is like a stage production where there's a dude making the sounds, and has to stop and make a new sound every time something new happens, but he can't quite move fast enough

[@ilikecurry2345]

The Gift of Winter at least had postproduction.

[@hdbanana464]

JOEL! JOEL! HAVE YOU BEEN DOWNLOADING DESKTOP STRIPPERS AGAIN?

[@dio4296]

SPEAK UP! THERE'S TOO MUCH "DOOT DOOT" INTERRUPTING YOU!

[@StinkySeaGoat]

I wish Joel could play that batman game one day and stream it, I some how find it hilarious to watch

[@neilisbored2177]

"bowzer" what is this, the zero wing days of the web?

[@mammothplant]

WARRIOR BLADE. THAT'S THE GAME YOU'RE THINKING OF. IT'S CALLED WARRIOR BLADE AAAAAAH

[@infraviolet]

asstlevania

[@varikvalefor]

Infra Violet ASSLEVANIA: Nerd's Quest.

[@AuroraNemoia]

6:10 best cover ever, seriously, DEM SYNTHS

[@ilikecurry2345]

Ryu and Ken slow-danced among the Hindu artifacts. And then he beat up his own best friend.

[@ReddFiveOhOh]

Every now and then i remember batman ejecting from the batmobile and i have to pull this back up

[@Zkeleton969]

Seriously do they not teach go fish in sweden? I mean fuck off, that shit was my childhood.

[@Thorgrax]

I want Jobel to do a shitty AC/DC remix with his toad voice in the style of Anton Maiden.

[@myatheplaysgames]

I thought a lot of this looked familiar. Then I saw the date it was first streamed. 10/10 would watch again anyway.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

why would I think midi farts would be good to fall asleep to. why.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

why do i not learn from past mistakes.

[@metalboozyjupiter6474]

Why didn’t I get here sooner.

[@TheHylianJuggalo]

1:36:20 Fucking lost it.

[@TheHylianJuggalo]

No, I chopped that off a long time ago.

[@ilikecurry2345]

EYYY WHASSA TAKE SO LONG?

[@oil_moon]

Joel! Sorry if you cover this in a later video (haven't got there yet) but did you ever play Raptor? Genuinely one of my favourite DOS games ever.

[@Cookieofdoom]

So lovely that it got to steam!

[@nablahnjr.6728]

Gosh. Joel found out about the Mega Man series' tumor.

[@tungstentourniquets403]

26:19 U LOOS

[@JeFi2]

I actually played through the DOS version of Castlevania

[@sambiman]

"Gives 99MHz a cookie"

[@Zakadeja]

GOD I THREW UP ALL OVER WHEN HE GOT TO THE DOS MARIO GO FISH GAME GOD DAMN IT

[@iatedmyname]

16:06 Wait, did Joel just make a OneyNG reference?

[@digitalclown2008]

Night core exists so you can listen to modern pop music and get it over with faster.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

the problem is that no song is sacred in the eyes of a nightcorer

[@saltymemestheloudashell6751]

Romantic Outlaw Not even Set It Off is safe anymore.

[@Fighter_Builder]

I actually have Mario's Game Gallery. Nice little time waster when I have absolutely nothing else to do.

[@TheCrabbyArchives]

Oddly enough, Shark Man became a thing later in Mega Man: Battle Network. Granted, like a lot of Battle Network designs, he looks nothing like the DOS abomination.

[@yungpocky5920]

True, also Joel needs to play one of the Megaman BN or SF games, I'd would be great

[@the13thbaktun]

Never played Jazz Jackrabbit, but I spent plenty of time playing its contemporary, Lost Vikings, on PC. I recognized one or two of the sound effects from JJ that were in Lost Vikings...

[@notaducc]

Someone did make music for Mega Man on DOS so give it a listen see if it does make it better.

[@MemeTish]

The opening song for castlevania sounded like a shitty midi of megalovania for a bit there

[@digitalclown2008]

I thought the exact same thing

[@madden8021]

The Dos version of Castlevania supports the Adlib soundcard.

[@ChrisNonyminus]

MAHWEEOH GOH FEESH

[@MrMadness1]

I remember Yuriofwind made a video about the DOS Megaman.

[@trevor5933]

An oldie but a fuckin goodie!

[@cobblestonecobbler]

The music sounds like an AI controlled keyboard being forced through a wood chipper.

[@fatskepticalone4756]

1:24:00 Oh GOD that spooked me!

[@superj1e2z6]

Did I just learn how to actually play go fish with Mario (and Joel)?

[@Pyrois]

"ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunting."

[@southofheck]

DOS: can run DOOM, can’t run Street Fighter 2 SNES: Can’t run DOOM, can run Street Fighter 2 ????????

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

I think there's at least one DOS version of Street Fighter 2 which runs well (possibly I'm thinking of Mortal Kombat)

[@pearofsalamanca]

5:15 Wait till he gets to AlienDog.EXE

[@chris_htepo]

Where's your profile picture from??? it looks familiar

[@pearofsalamanca]

Christian Martinez It's the picture that the LOL WUT meme was based off of. It was done by an artist named Ursula Vernon, and she doesn't mind that "the Biting PEAR OF SALAMANCA" (hence my username) was used for that purpose. Especially since that whole LOL WUT meme seems pretty dead. It was so dead I could use this profile picture and nobody has commented "LOL WUT" yet. Not that I want anyone to, I'm just saying.

[@chris_htepo]

I don't even remember that memo tbh lol I love that art though I'm gonna look into her stuff! Thanks!

[@CoolRobbit]

M A R I O G O F I S H A R I O G O F I S H

[@TheRyno92]

Megaman with blast processing

[@GooberKings]

the Batman part is so amazing

[@chalie091892]

Batman Returns on DOS is fucking hardcore. Not a sentence I saw myself typing ever.

[@KaienSander10Official]

1:33:56 Joel can't handle Mario's game gallery XD

[@IamTealeaf]

18:44-18:46 no, Skeleton is the first FPS out there, do you not remember it Joel, how could you.

[@vamp97]

i feel like someone is going to mash up that opening midi heck with megalovania same bass pattern

[@BlueDragonGalaxy]

DOS Mega Man i w h s n i e t d

[@leleled6467]

+BlueDragonGalaxy good

[@BlackBloodCombatClub]

The opening with the dos Castlevania music sounds quite alot like Megalovania. Hey guys! Look! Joel is streaming Castlovainia 2 Sans' Tale!

[@CreeperBrush]

Holy shit...Jazz Jackrabbit MY CHILDHOOD

[@makeitthrough_]

Joel then: I'm so sorry you had to hear that! Joel now: What's that, lau-dehr? *LAU- **_DEHR?!_*

[@wesleykennedy5511]

1:14:00 Best game over ever

[@ilikecurry2345]

Nice of them to include Light in this mess.

[@wesleykennedy5511]

Did anyone notice the gems that Jazz Jackrabbit collects are floppy disk icons.

[@shinmei971]

Quality music at the beginning !

[@EnUsUserScreenname]

I think the german says "Mein Leben" which means "My Life", that makes sense xD

[@Outside998]

No German would say that in that situation, though ^^

[@EnUsUserScreenname]

Well, a very ironic german would maybe.

[@emmarossignol4445]

to me it sounds like they are saying IM LEAVIN! as there dying

[@gamman1]

Robert Rossignol It always sounded to me like he says. MY LIVER.

[@sleeping_giant0620]

PennyWiseTheDancing Clown For me it sounds like "MY LIMB!"

[@italian_noises]

Sweet, new Joel stream on my birthday

[@moff]

Happy late B-Day

[@Scottehhhh212]

Happy even later b-day

[@italian_noises]

Thanks guys :D

[@vee6460]

Happy like half a year late birthday

[@sgtopenlegs]

Playing go fish will never be the same again...

[@ThePockyGremlin]

Megaman VS Bees. They should add bees to smash, that'll crush the Megamains.

[@ThePockyGremlin]

***** It doesn't work.

[@Hyde233]

The Lonely Delphox Not with that attitude.

[@ThePockyGremlin]

***** I tried it though. It made them smaller somehow.

[@Hyde233]

The Lonely Delphox The bicycle pump you are using is defective, because that should not happen.

[@ThePockyGremlin]

***** Well shit

[@SlyHikari03]

I love how on that Castlevania song there’s only two note polyphony

[@JUSXTREME96]

I just got reminded of the Mario dominos I had as a kid. They had Mario characters instead of dots.

[@BorsaMANIAC]

I actually played Mario's game gallery in my childhood and pretty enjoyed that

[@rushout7079]

one of those worm games fuck my computer up so much it wad unusable afterwards.

[@Zhinakin]

Nightcore is any music pitch shifted, sped up, with some anime picture

[@mist0h475]

Don't forget the singing anime girl.

[@lunethspark]

+Matthew Stohler (MegaBrawler64) and the mandatory autism

[@Zhinakin]

luneth spark hey i take offense to that :3

[@lunethspark]

Dante Saixe I like you you're a good person

[@Zhinakin]

luneth spark no i just have autism XD

[@rnbw376]

*LETZA PLEHHH, EH?*