[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction

[@pengil3]

Protegent telling you that there is a virus in your computer but it not being the bonzify virus is like a doctor telling you that you have a cold right before you die of cancer

[@100purenacl3]

The funny part is that it detected the optimiser instead on Bonzify...

[@user-dp4wo5ie43s]

@@100purenacl3 hjj

[@user-dp4wo5ie43s]

Ghhuuiiio

[@kentuckycryptid]

This -might be- is my favorite comment on a Windows Destruction video.

[@crystal_remi]

I thought it found system32 because it said on the screen

[@Aztrosist]

"You've got 30 seconds left until I activate the final destruction." is one of the most terrifying sentences ever spoken

[@mv3507]

Hey astro

[@alexbarbeau]

Why shmello there my good sire

[@ourboi545]

Hey man do you know the LACPD's number? Apandah was here

[@starman213alekander7]

Hi aztro

[@oboll6064]

If you heard that and didn't see this video, you would think that it's from some sort of secret agent movie.

[@faultyvideos2215]

I like how despite protogent actually doing his job, Joel still calls him a swine in this last act as he desperately looks for a way to kill Bonzi

[@C4ST3R3T3RN4L]

Protegent was trying to delete Speed Optimizer

[@の天タンポポ]

Mouse Mania *flashbacks intensify*

[@bise_moon]

He just can't seem to shoot him!

[@gabrielacherchi9210]

protegent sucks

[@ttracs]

Gabriela Cherchi it’s at least not malware

[@a_goose_]

15:37 Protegent didn’t even detect bonzify as a threat, it detected speed optimiser pro instead.

[@Cyberpunkninja92]

Task failed successfully

[@crystal_remi]

I thought it detect system32

[@bloodsportsman1]

@@crystal_remi That was the virus type it was registered as.

[@cobaltong]

i read that as "protogen" what 😭😭😭😭

[@DMXRUSER]

@@cobaltonglolwut

[@maxywaxy34]

The funny thing is that Protegent wasn't actually trying to help. It reported a completely unrelated virus

[@popycorn300]

protogent is actually an antivirus it just sucks lol

[@maehorn22]

It was trying to delete the speed optimizer

[@Datoneguy_9343]

@Gorbo it’s a virus

[@lesigh3410]

@@maehorn22 POP FIZZ!!!

[@maehorn22]

@@lesigh3410A Skylanders fan HERE this is a very rare sighting

[@MintyTheCorgi]

*Uses Bonzify.* "Security alert, I'm just gonna ignore that, thanks Protogent!" *Bonzi corrupts the computer.* *Proceeds to call Protogent a swine for trying to help.*

[@movedchannel1304]

Comedy, my child. Comedy.

[@Shy_Abi]

Protogent is not enough, you need antivirus

[@picarn803]

Whats funny protogent accually works

[@Soche_cafe]

You swine!

[@stepkneeboi]

This says a lot about society

[@jakeb.7997]

15:38 Protegent was really trying it’s best. It actually detected one of the other virus softwares Joel had downloaded

[@splattim3180]

top. 10. anime. battles.

[@oneiricdesires]

4th Wall breaks

[@Otakupatriot117]

So it pretty much is the antivirus equivalent of a placebo effect.

[@GTdba]

It's pretty much like a dude that sees you sitting on the edge of a Skyscraper, and tells you " Watch out, You may fall!" It's not like he can do something about that but hey, at least he did something?

[@zepsipepsi]

@@cuvsly XD

[@ashketchum1338]

16:29 is the best part. Even tho he is panicking he still groans at the dumb joke.

[@calebdonaldson8770]

Priorities.

[@atshonr4273]

It’s so unironic though, it’s literally Bonzi telling Joel “It’s been nice knowing you” LOL

[@ThatSmartYoutubeUser]

“It’s been- *eugh.* “

[@dickslinger29]

16*29

[@Isabelle-qq2yu]

@@ThatSmartKZbinUser”VIRUS NOW”

[@someperson46]

Super why lived long enough to see himself become the villain

[@rlord5903]

yup

[@Chef_Ravioli87]

D E E P B R O

[@jagjyot4828]

o

[@KC_Garcia]

now he changes the story for the worse instead of the better

[@robonium]

Oop-

[@andrebarbosa5374]

Fun Fact: super mario forever is a virus that makes impossible to quit the game, thats why its new super mario FOREVER

[@modifish68]

Wait really?

[@cardboardhawks6783]

It’s also loaded with other viruses.

[@emmammamia1353]

Super Mario F O R E V E R

[@bio6066]

Yay I’m not the only one who thought that. Super Mario **F O R E V E R**

[@carpetedkitche]

Oh god oh fuck i have it installed on my computer

[@emmammamia1353]

Joel: plays solitaire Vista: *dies* Joel: downloads tons of viruses Vista: *proceeds like nothing has happened*

[@iamsk8]

Seems legit

[@Firestar4041]

The wonders of technolo- *Crashed due to not being able to type a comment

[@crystalalumina]

@@Firestar4041 oops my system crashed

[@6d696]

I lost my data, but i had an antivirus!

[@richardgibson8403]

Alumina antivirus is not enough

[@drippyspaff7616]

Say what you want about Protegent, but it was the only antivirus software of the many that Joel downloaded that knew that something was wrong when Bonzi started destroying the computer.

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Top 10 Anime villains that were actually good

[@sliver_inheart]

Yeah, the PC Optimizer

[@bonniethehedgefox9139]

​@@sliver_inheart He's a little confused, but he got the spirit!

[@scarymeunster9095]

@@sliver_inheart The thing is, Bonzify was set to Administrator. I’m fairly sure that means it couldn’t really do anything to it by that point. However, Bonzify _did_ edit existing files, _like PCOptimizerPro._

[@Uniformtree000]

Yeah, funny thing, protogent is legitimate, but it's just really incompetent. Like, medieval peasant trying to kill a tank incompetent.

[@ProjectSNT]

Oh my god the editing during the Seinfeld gun bit made that part of the stream ten times better than when I saw it live!

[@abstractidiocy]

Courtney (ProjectSNT) Didn't expect to see you here!

[@SlemyJemy]

Weaponised Nep same

[@Evarace]

Oh hey! I didn't know you watch Joel's videos!

[@tylersyaboi]

Holy shit you're right.

[@alessandrorizzi2871]

This is a ✨Special✨ comment

[@beansinmycrocs8408]

6:45 it didn't lie It really is New Super Mario FOREVER

[@an_annoying_cat]

The hell never ends

[@SoupSackHandle]

It only begins

[@p1nnysk3n1s]

That’s what I was gonna comment lmao

[@COLSTERYouTube]

Y O U C A N N O T E S C A P E

[@beansinmycrocs8408]

@Zulu-Exa/Jack Wilson Temmie oh i didn't even notice 😂

[@FrickinRumbi]

If you look closely, you’ll see that Protegent wasn’t actually trying to kill Bonsi. He was trying to kill the PC optimizer.

[@daweirdwaulrus8614]

Big oof

[@1z-krel11]

Plot twist

[@Octol1ng]

Bonzi? Nah, PC OPTIMIZER IS A BIGGER THREAT

[@secondBAR]

Proto was confused,he thought PC optimiser was attacking the computer

[@omniscientbarebones]

ButtersAndRowlet well Bonzi was ran as Administrator so... It wasn't really wrong.

[@FracturedStar]

14:41 "I forgot I had set it to gun" ah yes, legendary quotes

[@Cutterion]

14:39 for technical reason

[@Gwestytears]

Doc Brown's last words

[@xavierhernandez3276]

American moment

[@jorgenofalltrades]

KRAMER NOOOOO!!!

[@CyclopsFromMUGEN]

"Kramer goes to war. Costanza no!!" *Minigun sounds*

[@JohnnyBird-by3cu]

"It cost $33 to get a grandma" Ferb i know what we're going to do today

[@THEDoctorScientist101]

Ferb: Phineas that's illegal... Phineas: I SAID I KNOW WHAT WERE GOING TO DO TODAY

[@RubbaFrog]

Scientist clone gaming uh no

[@evilriceplate2590]

HEY! WHERE DID PERRY GO?

[@yumike.c0519]

Hehe

[@laalaa9443]

@@THEDoctorScientist101scientist clone gaming

[@untilitookanarrow]

Joel frantically messaging kate for help will never fail to crack me up

[@TinikTV2575]

@DoomBoi теперь русская?

[@EvilAwoken]

16:19 in case you wanted to know

[@blackr3v193]

*Kate:* Hi! How can I help you? I can give you free coupons, ecc..."

[@jej1.]

here before 1k likes

[@NASCARRebirth]

KATE.. KATE.. VI.. RUS... NOW

[@mariosonicfan2010]

i think the best part about the protegent popup at 15:37 was that _it wasn't even for bonzify_

[@georgek4416]

Yes but it was for another virus in the computer. For this optimizer. But protegent still sucks..

[@ninetails8471]

*A visual representation of this* Protogent: *points at tiny ant* Oh my god! It's gonna kill us! Joel: IGNORE THAT, LOOK AT THIS! *Points at godzilla sized bonzify* Protogent: At what? Joel: 16:11

[@TrxieVTuber]

To be fair most of those shitty optimizer programs don't do a good job of hiding their malicious code. So even a weak AV like Protegent will easily spot it.

[@codeisstupid2723]

Exactly, he had every reason to say Y O U S W I N E ! ! ! !

[@popycorn300]

Only playing solitaire would have saved him

[@wildman510]

The protogen rap just sounds like the actor just showed up drunk and they rolled with it

[@OKobern]

wait, protogen?

[@Joosher56]

@@OKobern protegent

[@magicsasafras3414]

​@OKobern if their phone autocorrected to that, then they were looking it up a lot.

[@Kitty-ion]

@@magicsasafras3414 Is There A Problem With Looking It Up A Lot?

[@magicsasafras3414]

@@Kitty-ion depends on who you ask

[@awesomeshoe8312]

Protogent: is a virus Bonzi: exists Protogent: *switch sides*

[@reagantorrey69]

*Maybe I don't want to be the villain anymore*

[@MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp]

Lol, protogent actually isn't a virus, it apparently actually does what it says. Though it does look like a huge scam.

[@tackwardsfongjump1800]

*Just because you are malware, doesn’t mean you are malware*

[@memedude8303]

*protogen is now on the counter-terrorist team*

[@tonnytomas8342]

@@memedude8303 You Got It Wrong

[@Matt-oo8qn]

"Lets try solitaire let's try that" *vista* : I'm gonna stop you right there

[@mr.personalspace7831]

You: REDDIT MOMENT Me: REDDIT MOMENT Vista: REDDIT MOMENT Keanu Reeves Big Chungus Fortnite bad Minecraft good: REDDIT MOMENT REDDIT MOMENT

[@KadenLovesGames]

Mr. Personal Space Can you not?

[@mr.personalspace7831]

KadenLovesGames thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

[@nimmy56]

Mat

[@yoak]

Vista when solitare opens: *Change da world, my final message. Goodby e*

[@ScatterVolt]

This is the long awaited sequel I've been waiting years for

[@TheSpoignantest]

ScatterVolt i has been such long tin

[@Toastyisburning]

With me there no viruses, that enter your computer

[@180treehouse4]

ScatterVolt Yeah

[@Hyperlink1337]

it's been out for years dude. insane it took him this long to put an edited video up

[@mulppi8797]

ScatterVolt didnt expect you to be here

[@Altazor-fh9of]

8:21 You can tell Joel is swedish because who else would be able to pronounce that shit in one try.

[@john_stromboli]

This guy needs the World Record for "Fastest Blue Screen from a Newly Started Computer."

[@jmanboi044]

We need to make a speedrun on how fast you can blue screen your computer

[@dummazzmusic]

Guys just open something on vista it's not that hard

[@nxx99]

D E E T A

[@TheNathannator]

@@jmanboi044 Windows Speedrun Bluescreen%

[@jmanboi044]

@@TheNathannator *y e s*

[@Zeurel]

The thing that people forget is that Vista COULD run Crysis.

[@Alfe5]

But could it run it well? 🤔🤔🤔

[@hekirb3382]

Alfe5 it probably runs like a 3 legged dog 3 days after its birth

[@lugi7372]

You could YOU COULD but why you would do that

[@extrnalsorce4974]

Zeurel I never thought you would be here, Zeurel.

[@defaltpearce3187]

It's like saying, you know windows 8 can run the witcher 3...but why would you do that to that poor game.

[@luminism]

This stream is from almost exactly 1 year ago (July 2017), wtf Joel

[@unflexian]

Weeks after the stream there was already a fan made version made by spyro (better than this tbh), so he had no incentive to pump one in time.

[@RogueRaichu]

sagiksp Nah I think Joel's is better, but yeah pretty much for that reason.

[@zelbekon]

yeah he has become really inactive here lately which sucks, I don't really have time to hang out on the streams and the fanmade versions are a hit and miss

[@3dipto]

Jobel*

[@Nuclear_Nachoz]

Its several years later and I realized Joel released two memes being Grand Dad and Proto and there both just bootleg recolors of established characters. Who will be next.

[@1thevm1]

The editing is the best here so far, you've improved a lot.

[@EnergyTK]

superwiibros prolly did the best parts

[@ploxycone9397]

You will be amazed when he uses ubuntu

[@newmoisturizer5054]

Super Why switched from teaching kids to infecting computers.

[@prod.MRBLOXY]

Childhood ruined

[@zakethefake2666]

MRBLOXY And computer

[@Burssty]

You fuck

[@polarninja238]

Very sad

[@aidantanny7230]

That was the first thing o thought when I saw proto

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

6:46 When they said Mario *Forever* they meant it.

[@criesandthrowsuponthefloor608]

Sounds like a creepypasta

[@razernexus2717]

@@criesandthrowsuponthefloor608 the game is actually a virus and that's why you could N E V E R E S C A P E

[@crazyeight_est.2019]

L I T T L E B I G P L A N E T P S P M U S I C

[@Mario583a]

Lets-a Go.

[@Justaguy-5947]

M E R I O

[@adazzledim_]

12:54 I've been rewatching this regularly for like four years now and only today did I find out that 'spondoolie' is like a real slang term that people actually use for money. I always thought it was just a bunch of random noises joel made up. This video is the gift that keeps on giving I swear

[@kbwouldlovethis8790]

2:57 Windows Vista was the perfect version of Windows to defend against viruses. Mainly because the viruses don’t fare too well on Vista either.

[@mix3k818]

At least pre-SP2. Vista SP2 is where most compatibility issues were fixed.

[@superstar64]

Neither does much else these days.

[@adamfuents]

Wrong: "I recover... deleted files" Correct: "I delete.... files"

[@LoathingEditor]

You can streamline that a tad. "I delete... files"

[@adamfuents]

@@LoathingEditor oh, right. ill go ahad and edit

[@user-dx5wm1uz9d]

I delete... recovered... files

[@yumike.c0519]

YeH bOi

[@RolRetro]

I delete................... FILES!!!!!!!!!!! To make sure you always........ SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Mesanyx]

This was basically the first thing I’ve watched from Vinesauce. Not disappointed at all.

[@Shelltoast]

Definitely check out the previous destructions if you haven't already, they're really swood.

[@Caz122]

Manu14 welcome, brother.

[@beatpapes]

Also check out other Vinesauce streamers on twitch or at vinesauce.com .

[@дайтеденег]

Azzsqs@@@(($$?$++++ yes yes

[@Lishadra]

One of us, one of us. Also definitely watch Vinny watch the Rat Movie.

[@ApexHoosier]

Protegent then deleted all of these videos and changed the character design a year later…I’m not saying it was Joel…but it was probably Joel

[@cthulhuwua5354]

"I FORGOT I HAD SET IT TO GUN!"

[@TheOfficalMrMemeMan]

KRAMER NO

[@hauran0]

Mr Memrman *KRAMER NOOOOOHO*

[@nichsa8984]

@@TheOfficalMrMemeMan one boi this downloading sci-fi and using mods body sensitive insult

[@Rogi6XD]

guys help i don't get it

[@T32Squad]

Kramer goes to war

[@losermanthing]

2:57 when Vista's so bad your viruses can't work without crashing.

[@azulhidalgoherrera2845]

Even viruses crash on windows vista, even the crashing error message crashes down .-.

[@HelixAdamOxford]

and solitaire blue screens

[@hexar260]

... yea

[@Bean_Cann]

Bruh alert

[@Optiplexations]

I killed that virus already

[@Bururaian]

I always loved the Pokemon "low HP" music during the final destruction. Nice touch in the editing. This video is an absolute classic.

[@heathersmith2019]

Ummm Ackchyually its pokemon black for da DS

[@JimothiesMemeShack]

@@heathersmith2019dumbass

[@jkfootybros9425]

7:21 "Your pc's condition is *SERIOUS* " got me💀

[@PrideEepy64]

I saw this comment once I heard it

[@AquaticFuzExtras]

Well chat, this is the moment you've been waiting a year for. Was it worth it? Yeah.

[@Tehbestestevasss]

Worth every god damn second

[@nirritis1516]

The only kind of videos from him im looking for to.

[@tails230]

How to Windows Vista Destruction 1. Load up Vista 2. Open Solitare 3. Call it a day.

[@nikolaibelinski3433]

Lol

[@RaymanSingsSexbomb]

funny thing is, when i was doing a windows vista destruction stream of my own on discord, it literally broke and i barely did ANYTHING to break the vm

[@TheGamerMonkeyz]

*UNCLE JOEL HAS RETURNED*

[@Yally2077]

*TO MAKE HIS FANS HAPPY*

[@t0m532]

TheGamerMonkeyz *Uncle Jobel

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

But....he never left. He's been streaming as always

[@randominternetsurfersurfin7595]

TheGamerMonkeyz Yee

[@seinttalive839]

UNCLE *JOBEL*

[@ericn.5263]

11:41 Man just turned into a tea kettle

[@inspectorcake9637]

"It costs $33 dollars to get a grandma" -Joel, 2018

[@GxoLol]

😂

[@Ambipie]

Imma take a bite out of that!

[@undefined6512]

Actually, it costs 100 cookies.

[@Bob-rt3dk]

Really I had to buy her 2 packs of cigarettes and she stayed for 1 day

[@willf.4590]

Wow, only 33 dollars dollars? That's nothin'!

[@Modsu]

dunno what u expected joel, its called super mario FOREVER THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

[@clarkw7261]

I want to get off Mr. Mario's wild ride!

[@Modsu]

CJ Wolffe I wanna go home....... ..... ...but the music is nICE HE R E

[@LinkTahuterasuSpirit]

that's a good point

[@yaya-vz8uu]

*NEVER ESCAPE*

[@stoz181]

Super mario is forever

[@ieatfood728]

Windows Vista can't play solitare but can run viruses *Completely normal*

[@ValentineDreams]

so true xD

[@Deadbass_]

the accuracy

[@sillycatgirlnya]

stole a copyrighted logo. definitely a little kid

[@adrian5409]

Vista is HQ

[@dragonballiscool1653]

Windows vista cant play viruses but can play TOTALLY LEGIT WAY TO GET FREE VBUCKS TOTALLY NOT SCAM.

[@quesadibro1245]

6:45 That's why its called Super Mario *Forever* Joel.

[@rosemary3029]

Ayyy

[@Laurennntiu]

*GOD HAS JOINED THE GAME.*

[@MangaNyan]

Laurennntiu *GOD HAS LEFT US*

[@YungScuffed]

Laurennntiu Grandma Online

[@joshuakorynta3385]

Mr.Foxhound *TO TELL THE OTHERS*

[@diamondofficial758]

Laurennntiu *God* left.

[@deathmorphosis]

*DEAD MEME*

[@isobelmiller7464]

11:13 You know something? I'm young enough that I grew up with that kids' show, and the first time I saw a picture of Proto, I thought he was Super Why's evil twin from another dimension.

[@Bubster1117]

he is

[@isobelmiller7464]

@@Bubster1117 Well, it's more like I thought he was from an actual Super Why episode. I was surprised to find out he wasn't.

[@Keznen]

Same.

[@Crazylom]

El O El™

[@jacobbeauchamp7465]

I grew up with that show too.

[@vistassbu1749]

As Windows Vista, this is both the best and scariest video ever.

[@jackielynnthomas3360]

Why can't you play solitare?

[@mii-its-a-nerd]

Windows Vista *CAN'T EVEN PLAY SOLITARE*

[@Bob-rt3dk]

Dude please I need to play card game

[@Kemuja]

Do you even solitare? (I gonna regret posting this any minute)

[@bolitetown7891]

@@Kemuja Person, you honestly will

[@glitchyboi50]

I love going back to these every few years. This one is definitely my personal favorite.

[@Scrappy__KFC]

1:18 vistas so bad that even the blue screens dont load up that fast

[@system339]

It is because of virtual box. XD

[@DJStuiter]

@@system339 vmware*

[@modables]

@@DJStuiter VirtualBox*

[@OV3RDRIVE24]

@404TVfr Yeah, not sure why I wrote that. I am a nerd though, can't really deny that lol

[@Al___]

@404TVfrok

[@JustSirf-Sirfluffyton]

8:20 *I have never heard( and never will again) a man say "Guttas Forstevalg, my favorite!" With such energy.*

[@OfficialKarkatVantas]

Guttas Førstellvag! My favorite!

[@JustSirf-Sirfluffyton]

@@OfficialKarkatVantas My favorite!

[@OfficialKarkatVantas]

@@JustSirf-Sirfluffyton Same here!

[@MKTB22]

@@OfficialKarkatVantas Same!

[@lukeykooky4315]

He sounded like sonic

[@CheeseDudInTheOven]

Best seinfeld episode was when Kramer fought in the afghanistan war

[@screamsinrussian5773]

urd

[@Kickassninja35]

CheeseInTheOven 5 tours in iraq

[@bingle2484]

KRAMER NOOOO

[@BinglesP]

4:52 an Ed Edd n’ Eddy sound effect right before the part where Joel trolls a scam bot. Beautiful.

[@thomasbyrd9352]

Whenever any computer even gets a slight glance at Joel or just barely hears his voice, they experience a piercing fear in their hard drive. They hope its just a dream, but computers cannot dream. This is real. Welcome to the tenth layer of computer hell

[@Beansman-gp3ws]

WHat if it's really new and only has solid state or it's really old and only has floppies

[@dasaniwaterbottle71]

Joel is the Ted Bundy of computers.

[@rickar-mercenary-3804]

You mean _eleventh_

[@thomasbyrd9352]

@@Beansman-gp3ws Id doesnt matter what computer it is joel can and will digitally destroy it

[@Beansman-gp3ws]

Since zucc is a robot (seriously, what would a lizard need data for) can joel destroy zucc

[@fluffy_jamo7216]

«the donate link just goes to porn» Joel - 2018

[@inspirationalman1752]

At least someone cared about privacy. "Mom thats not porn I just want donate to one man"

[@schuylordgaming4544]

Sounds like a great donation link

[@Aaokke0]

Eiriksukkefarstad356 hello brudda lets oof

[@kamikaze2812]

2017*

[@BX56_YT]

@Yoshi_is_jojo The video was made in 2018.

[@philiphanhurst2655]

Fun fact: someone actually tested Protogent. Apparently it’s legit, but it’s just a shit antivirus. He tested out like 10 infamous viruses but it only detected 1 or 2.

[@MidnightWanderer00]

Mutahar? That's who you're refering to?

[@philiphanhurst2655]

Trex 8210 yes

[@testicleetus5298]

@@znj4450 People who are mutaflaccid aren't watching enough dank web videos

[@cac_deadlyrang]

Protogens > Protogent

[@literally4693]

yea i just commented about that protogent just isnt good

[@benjamingray2071]

13:50 and so begins one of the funniest things ever made

[@crystalevereagan9781]

8:19 The Man Himself, 𝐆𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐒 𝐅Ø𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐆! MY FAVORITE!

[@ayyyple]

Whats the Song in the beginninh?

[@22snazario]

Herr Tomaten Schädel stop spamming this

[@sonoda944]

Vat dos dat meen?

[@crystalevereagan9781]

Thank You For The 696 Likes!

[@robertslayer2352]

Apparently the best part is it was Norwegian for "Guys First Choice!" (I don't know about you Norway viewers but that's what Google Translate gave me.)

[@geeworm]

2:25 average gmod workshop experience

[@proxy7011]

I installed every weapon pack in gmod Cuz I got bored, true. lol my comment just got auto corrected.

[@Abdega]

Yes, and when connecting to servers where I don’t have the mods already installed, that river of lua files flowing across the screen

[@Kobydalegend]

I D E S T O Y E D the install button on those fnaf mods

[@Canzaijohn_SYG]

This is the most TRUE comment I have ever seen in my life.

[@FelipeJaquez]

400 add-ons needs to be installed...

[@17hitcombooo]

*_ᵍʳᵃᵖʰᶦᶜ ᵈᵉˢᶦᵍⁿ ᶦˢ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃˢˢᶦᵒⁿ_*

[@mmgmagic]

c *o* O *L*

[@morganmorris4285]

DBZFan04 *very nice*

[@aceseefour]

DBZFan04 GET THIS MAN LIKES TO 666

[@brekz3074]

*O K*

[@maximal9857]

ISABELLE GOWEN hOw YOu dO THat efFECt

[@vibripilled]

Without Joel, the internet will never be a better place.

[@thedarkarts881]

1:21 me at the dentist when they use the vacuum to suck the saliva out my mouth

[@ECWPlays]

69th Like. Nice

[@Jx_-]

It's strange that this cursed sentence is a normal thing nearly every person can understand

[@VGTPlus]

I love that joke bro!

[@treasurechestgame]

ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD

[@havocadvent2]

oh shoot

[@archivushka]

9:39 and meme *"Yes"* has born

[@Jimmyfishthe3rd]

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

[@showsomesignsoflife]

@@Jimmyfishthe3rd Y e s

[@showsomesignsoflife]

@Charles Calvin AIN'T YOU DEAD ?!

[@RozeeVeritas]

Yes

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Y E S

[@Dooge]

Windows vista is its own anti-virus because it can't run any of the viruses

[@ianhampton3568]

Like a chromebook lmao

[@Blattella]

Dooge ​im spongedog one of the lead devs of the new black mesa decay witch is a remake of half life decay we plan on renaming it soon to something like rusting materials we have not decided yet big half life lore person i light things to be at the highest quality and i play almost any mod for half life

[@Dooge]

DrDolphinrider why have you said these horrible words

[@Blattella]

Dooge you know i had to do it to em

[@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad]

I love that Protogent actually tried helping against Bonzi Buddy

[@MKTB22]

It was trying to help against the pc optimizer

[@0DRONZER]

8:10 every single pixel on this site is a different link

[@taureon_]

the html of that page is funny every div in that layer has the x and y position along with width and height defined and there are so many of these absolute positioned divs

[@kitma9]

links to every website on the internet

[@jbeans500]

guttas førstelvalg! 🤪

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

haha teto go wrrrrr

[@Kersterac]

thing is The website looks awfully simular to the website dad was on when i was little

[@pohatunuva3771]

"let's play solitaire" *computer dies*

[@dinodragon1219]

14:42 *K R A M E R N O*

[@SpicyTunaRoll97]

C O S T A N Z A N O !

[@odd_inhd9250]

*C H A I N G U N N O I S E S*

[@SoupSackHandle]

Kramer overdoses on dog piss

[@democrack113]

Sound of seinfeld kramer & coztanza vietnam flashback

[@uziturn220]

J E R R Y N O

[@milesfoster8190]

Fun fact: my mom used vista, and when I showed her the solitaire clip it gave her memories of using vista!. Apparently she knows what happens when you play solitaire on vista, lol

[@Disbanded9998]

Facebook

[@milesfoster8190]

@@Disbanded9998 tumblr

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

@@milesfoster8190Reddit

[@julianspatter1905]

11:41 Joel turns into a steaming kettle.

[@classicsonic7194]

*NAAAAAAHHHHHH*

[@TheEffectsFan1013AMHD]

$2500 everything is going well destroyed

[@chickenvasquez78]

It seems like my tea is ready

[@kalisanerd]

11:51 then Joel turns into a horn

[@johnreedy9098]

01:20 Joel turns into a sink plughole draining water

[@Noobelli]

I destroyed Windows Vista when I was 8 without even trying.

[@conner1321]

Noobelli ur profile photo discribes Your feeling about this LOL

[@khalidhassan27]

ConnerTec did the same thing too when I was 7

[@skoopdeedeewoop5121]

I broke it when i was 3, i was playing flash games and when i clicked w the whole pc blew up

[@emily-lq6jf]

windows vista destroyed windows without even trying

[@zulitogaming7714]

did the samething in xp, windows vista, windows 7 when i was 5

[@tora4142]

Listening to him *WEEZING* while comparing proto and super why almost made me cry of laughter

[@classichotrod8393]

11:41

[@nolanthetankengine9857]

I ruined the 420 likes bc it isnt funny

[@StanczykFTP]

why does the guy at 12:00 look like Jeffery Epstein

[@nevanhowland2318]

The protegent rap is truly a work of art, poetry unbound by concepts like rhyming or rhythm, just pure expression

[@O97084]

protegent doesn’t need to systematically produce his masterpieces he just does his own thing

[@aeronlangheim3462]

Joel's really stepped up his editing game

[@nu52927]

Whoops, my system crashed. I lost my data, but I had an antivirus! Antivirus is not enough, you need protogent, worlds only antivirus with data recovery software. Think beyond antivirus, think protogent. That Software sucks

[@garlicfromplantsvs.zombies3285]

Protogent sounds like an abortion clinic or brand of birth control pills.

[@nichsa8984]

@@MeatballSubFromDominos meanwhile in cyberpunk sprawl urban police looking ilegall stuff: *cybersecruity and cop want to know your location*

[@joelmccann9869]

69 years ago

[@trollface808crashout]

Remember the memes? Like bro.

[@nu52927]

@@joelmccann9869 it's in my name -:/

[@matthewgarner7215]

This has to be the most epic-est windows destruction ever. Especially with the Bonzi Buddy and Protegent cameos.

[@krabbypatty6095]

*ANTIVIRUS IS NOT ENOUGH YOU NEED PROTEGENT*

[@jackielynnthomas2212]

Protegent is not enough! You need Virus! World's only software with deeta virus software! Think beyond Protegent think *V I R U S S O F T W A R E*

[@isaaclongfellow8815]

*mY cOmPuTeR. cRaShEs. tO mE nOt BeInG tHaT tEcH sAvVy...*

[@flameflareonog]

PROTEGENT IS NOT ENOUGH YOU NEED ANTIVIRUS

[@FOLLYSREALWIFE]

"You know when your scam software has a smiley in it it's *good* . "

[@coltonmale5847]

it's you

[@sentimentalrotom3915]

:)

[@commitfelonyfeline]

No, it's G U U D

[@-moonlette-6143]

The you are an idiot virus has a smiley face

[@FOLLYSREALWIFE]

WAIT WHAT THE HELL I COME BACK TO THIS A YEAR LATER AND IT HAD 481 LIKES WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[@scoutdy6547]

"The donate leads to porn" sounds like prostitution with extra steps.

[@keebo_]

how egirls be like

[@basicbacon5951]

you have to pay people who are in prostitution so I don't get the joke

[@luperteverett1271]

Rick and Morty reference?

[@hooburtman]

Rick and Morty Reference????

[@antipsychotic451]

IM PIGGLE RIGG :DDDDDD GREAT REFERENCE B RO

[@The-E-Base]

1:13 SOLITAIRE used SYSTEM CRASH! It was super effective! WINDOWS VISTA fainted!

[@NotThatEpic7492]

😂

[@МаксЯ-у8з]

Windows Vista can't handle Solitare's performace

[@mistermustachiogmc1256]

14:34 No matter how many times I see this clip, I am stuck on the ground laughing.

[@loriredinger3309]

Thanks for the time stamp

[@loriredinger3309]

Can’t stop watching

[@niklasngwt6992]

MisterMustachio GMC yeah me too

[@dragondelsur5156]

MisterMustachio GMC I can't breath of laughting for that.

[@doomsday3596]

_KRAMER NO_

[@PiousPuddle]

11:42 the tea is ready

[@PiousPuddle]

Teapot Joel

[@percivalthemimicknight2733]

Yes, it is.

[@Archivesoficial]

Underrated comment.

[@ereince]

I want to drink it.

[@thereal_SEV]

LMAO

[@MacBack123]

1:00 = After About Vista 1:59 = Start Viruses Search 14:56 = Bonzify

[@madiserket2]

t h a n k

[@Thecactuar]

Thank you m8

[@Kylel0519]

14:30 K R A I M E R NO!!!

[@cuvsly]

@@Kylel0519 kastanza no!!!

[@WatcherKoops4677]

@@cuvsly *hyper gunshot sounds*

[@DEATHCON_1]

0:16 Windows 10 is a little better than Windows 8 in Joel's opinion. **Dumpster fire intensifies**

[@mothman8387]

"When your scam software has a smiley in it, that's when you know its *G O O D E"*

[@pinstripecool34]

.exe :)

[@JHMGamerYT]

"Goodbye, Expand Dong." -Bonzi Buddy 2017

[@JHMGamerYT]

"My Work Here Is Now Done."

[@breakcore11]

rip....

[@templayzandmore1828]

JackHenryMurray The Gamer its actully 2018 not 2017

[@JHMGamerYT]

The Stream Was Made In 2017.

[@nate3557]

11:41 the tea is ready!

[@hexar260]

3:14 there is normal youtube >:(

[@xx_dank_memer65_xx]

海绵男人冰锥

[@CeramicPlate]

8:43 It's sad to say that this website was changed all because of troll's remorse

[@JacOfArts]

5:58 “Merio ees thet yoo?” A lot funnier than it should’ve been, and Mario in that costume with the wide eyes just added to it.

[@bl3nk_]

Also the zoom edit

[@BroomPusher2024]

9:36 me (genuinely bewildered): MERYO, ISS DAT YU?

[@seamuspeacock346]

New super Mario, forrrever

[@oddacity5883]

That Seinfeld gun bit was the best thing i watched in this month

[@Fighting.Flower]

I know right!

[@blazi2396]

Mine too

[@Fighting.Flower]

You said it Progamer!

[@batphantoms]

I CAN'T BREATHE JGKKFKF

[@Fighting.Flower]

Do you need help Qleaversishere?

[@canethevelociraptor501]

11:41 Oop, looks like my tea's ready.

[@PunishedKrab]

Bri’ish tea

[@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc]

@@PunishedKrab kranus

[@budakbaongsiah]

@@PunishedKrab *Swedish

[@JacksonTheSkylanderDude67]

7:46 Thus, a Meme was Born

[@phoebeshirasawa4959]

11:40 are you boiling water?

[@brunojarzynski8920]

XD

[@Nightwolf2595]

@@tifawockhardt Why do you say that, everyday asshole on the internet. The guy isn't a mirror.

[@이리야]

@@tifawockhardt whats the purpose of saying that to a random man that said "xd"?

[@SuperPatriotFan]

Naw, Joel.exe has stopped responding, what would you like to do with the program? Close Program Wait

[@GetCubed]

CosmicPinkk XD

[@TheVoidrex]

11:41 how does a man... laugh like this

[@proxybum8895]

Sounds like a whistle

[@nataliereyes9411]

clickbait Products no it’s a tea

[@proxybum8895]

@@nataliereyes9411 pot

[@spoinkoza]

He's a Boo

[@scrimmybingus4002]

the tea is ready

[@hearthhusky4999]

11:42 Oh, my tea is ready

[@jovicaplays2149]

XD I laugh Soo hard xD

[@EzDyt]

As hard as Joel?

[@JSLM20]

Me too

[@TopsyTurvyLolz]

I thought Joel became Kirby

[@firegaming232]

@@TopsyTurvyLolz lol

[@illioctopede]

13:30 I still quote this on a daily basis