[Vinesauce] Joel - FMV Friday: Oregon Trail II

Ford the river!
Date streamed: 20 Oct , 2018
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[@nathanwilkins6107]

“Skeletor has minor injuries” “Skeletor has massive internal bleeding” “Skeletor has ascended to the great beyond” Wow, that really went from 0-100 real quick.

[@six_buck_dlc]

This was the top comment so when i first clicked on this and read "skeletor" you could imagine my reaction

[@GamayObera]

_Skeletor feels good._ He actually likes to feel *evil,* but that's okay.

[@timejumpingfox3528]

*I AM NOT NICE*

[@IDrawOthers]

Pardon?

[@Jax49]

thats the exact moment he was supposed to find medical attention

[@TheWRYYYYYYY]

Local Swedish man tries to go to Oregon, dies

[@fnln3011]

God loved Joel so much he had to get him in heaven ASAP

[@Stand_watie]

Your one of those emigrants

[@tomnadoproductions]

> ToddHoward has dysentery > Who’s laughing now?

[@Postaldude__]

And they always will, Todd. And they always will.

[@reaperquartz]

Todd Howard please make the elder scrolls 6

[@twitchsopamanxx]

"To this day, we call the rivers along the Oregon Trail the Whiskey Rivers, in honor of the infamous wagon leader Joel, who kept dropping gallons and gallons of the stuff into them, as he was convinced that fording the river was a good idea."

[@six_buck_dlc]

underrated

[@carolynharris4993]

They are so good at Fording since CyberMosus keeps parting the rivers

[@atzend8569]

Oh my god it's the Oregon Trail version they made us play in school in like third grade or something. That fucking DUN DUN sound effect every time something happened jumpscared me every time.

[@loneronin6813]

(Todd Howard's Dying Words to Joel) "It's...ok Joel. I may be dying, but I'll come back...as DLC...in the New version...of...Skyrim..." (Dies) :P

[@kprojectskurt]

The Elder Scrolls VI: Skyrim 2

[@madameghostie]

“Spell Tome: Summon Spectral Todd Howard”

[@ohnoes2231]

The new version will be for ouya guaranteed

[@suresren]

Four lengths of 30 ft rope One shotgun One box of shells One shovel No food or drink Sad trail.

[@cabbagefarmerai-chan2955]

35:04 Whenever Joel get's angry he briefly turns into a sumerian demon.

[@gamegeekz1]

XD

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

I've only played Organ Trail, but I know I've one upped all you guys and Joel. As an Oregonian, in 4th grade we simulated the Oregon Trail, getting our own little wagon trains we filled with items and that was all we got, and we walked around our town once a day for a few days. We got to trade with indians, a tribe kidnapped some of us and those people would have to go to the library, same with anyone who died (yes by random chance you could "die" on any given day). My favorite part was getting to play the role of a crazy guy who'd seen the "yellow elephant". My teacher just decided to pick me for it. Dude was an ass but that was rad.

[@Mochameinko]

oregon trail mini

[@fhistleb]

Oregon did a lot of fun goofy shit when I went to school there.

[@DiamondAppendixVODs]

That sounds so fun wtf

[@nostalgiaof98]

Why didn't you just travel to Maryland and back with horse and cart.

[@kingkippo1777]

“Maple syrup’s the same thing as honey”. Hmmm. One’s a bee product, the other is glorified sap. Yeah, I’d agree.

[@jamesralls841]

King Kippo they both never expire, they only crystallize into pure sugar

[@elitheothercomputerguy5436]

This riverbank would make a good resting place

[@kingkippo1777]

Eli The Other Computer Guy sounds familiar. Completely unrelated, but this game is brutal, isn’t it?

[@kenetickups6146]

Peice of wood

[@axllaw427]

Mary drowned in 2 feet of water

[@axllaw427]

@@kingkippo1777 You mean BrutalMoose's Oregon Trail video

[@ceedott]

we don't want any murderous varmint around here

[@Eldast92]

18:24 For 1.76 Dollar joel have bought 8 Gallon of wisky... THE EQUIVALENT OF 36 LITERS OF WISKY FOR A DOLLAR HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYA! OREGON, IMMA COMIN FO YAAAAAAAAAAA

[@protectorofjam6188]

Well $1.76 back then was equal to $56.24 today.

[@Kenwood709]

Still comes out to $1.56 a liter. Maybe if you bought that many cases of the cheapest whisky... But I think that part of Missouri only allows 3.2% beer these days. Cheap cigarettes tho.

[@adamszuszkiewicz1709]

@@Kenwood709 3.2? Yikes i think even bud light has more

[@Kenwood709]

I've heard they call the drunk "3.2 flu" probably because you feel shitty and puke from having to quickly drink so much.

[@SirChubbyBunny]

23:45: "You lost the following supplies: nothing". Except your dignity.

[@FluffyCloudsandCats]

Those diary entries were amazing

[@dabiskitt]

*Joel has died.*

[@flashmozzg]

JOEL IS DED!

[@ThZuao]

Never forget his last word: "Wulf"

[@saysaythegreat]

Tlou2 reference

[@Villagerbr0]

35:05 Joel turns into a furious dinosuar abomination after realizing he lost his alcohol in the river.

[@adamszuszkiewicz1709]

*yee* (and I can not stress this enough) *HAW*

[@teddyteddy4702]

Ford the river.. You've been elected captain ! What?

[@classymarowak7001]

Spoiler: Skeletor dies in Infinity Trail II.

[@infernoblaze3493]

He-man I don't feel so good

[@stefanmitric3817]

I was going to watch that GODAMNNIT

[@istilldontknowwhattonameth661]

@@azathoth6575 r o u x me plssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ThZuao]

I've always loved Oregon Trail games. I just wish there was a more modern rendition of it, with more realistic elements. I downloaded this game myself (you can make it run in Win10. No need for a virtual machine), ran 1800 miles with 6 people in perfect health, a ton of food and 6 oxen before it crashed on me. Damn. Here's a couple of tips if anybody'd be interested: >Shotgun is useless. Bring a rifle and bullets instead. >Hunt often, but never kill more than two animals per hunting session. You can't bring more than 180-220 pounds of flesh back, so anything you kill above that threshold just goes to waste and you may end up angering the indians. >Bring a ton of salt to preserve the meat you hunt for. >Salted meat is great for trading. You can get a ton with a single bullet and people often offer you valuable stuff for very little meat in return. >Stock up and dried fruits and vegetables. >Oxen do fine on a 10h/day trip, but you should still stop and rest for a day or two once in a while. >Don't forget to bring tools and spare parts.

[@diehounderdoggenalt]

And always ford every river.

[@torashii]

You know where I could download it?

[@tycho7006]

@@torashii if you were still interested and hasn't found it, you should check the internet archive at archive.org, they've probably got it- I found total distortion and return to zork there and I'm probably gonna see if I can grab this from there too lol. Great site for old games

[@sna7l]

35:02 i like to imagine joel being an extra person that takes control of the people on the ride, and does nothing but risk their lives and gives no shit, but when he loses whiskey, he goes ballistic

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

*"That, that is not my future! I'm not gonna be buried in a grave! When I'm dead, just throw me in the trech"*

[@SuperWiiBros08]

Where's the part where Skeletor dies edit: found it 35:50

[@luxxers]

I cant wait for that Todd Howard comment meme guy to comment.

[@HighwaymanYwain]

Lmao I just discovered your channel a couple days ago, you crack me up! Those god diary pages were comedy gold!

[@timothyng3226]

is this the steel ball run anime

[@push_hardly]

yes

[@nararanaraiii2022]

Expected JoJoke

[@santino3469]

Yes

[@zephaniahofgod1673]

Nah man, it's the Joelverse version of the SBR Universe. Can't wait to see Josuke in that universe man.

[@randominternetuser5872]

My favorite SBR character is DannyDevito

[@twitchsopamanxx]

We're not going anywhere until we give Danny a PIECE OF WOOD

[@cac_deadlyrang]

brutalmoose gang rise up

[@Spencer_W]

RIP Joel He died like 10 miles away from Boise because his ox got a bit too lazy

[@ImpyWorm]

Oh, I'm VERY aware this existed, Joel: This was the version they had us play at my school. I would have thought this version would be more popular because of the meme-y FMV stuff. Oh well, look forward to watching this for 2 hours!

[@samthedystopianrat1945]

Hah, you lucky American! Here in England all we play is games about how we killed the poor, Mistreated the Jews and Had a stupid society.

[@ImpyWorm]

@@samthedystopianrat1945 Hey, there's people that don't let you forget your country's follies no matter WHICH country you live. Don't feel like you guys have to bear that cross alone! Oops. Um.. America Stupid yeehaw dur?

[@georgewilson7432]

Oregon Trail and FMVs, a match made in Heaven.

[@franktidepod8724]

"How's doin', frien-" *"I'M A SCOUT-"* *_[ h a g g l i n g i n t e n s i f i e s ]_*

[@holysigmarblessthisravaged8310]

as a native Oregonian, I can confirm that this game is an accurate representation of Oregon

[@kingkippo1777]

Cool! I always wanted to meet an orangutan!

[@madameghostie]

I read that as “Argonian” at first. Todd Howard has gotten to me.

[@megamasteritey7027]

As someone who never got the chance to grow up with this game (I was born too late) I'm glad I can use Joel to experience what makes this game so special to so many other people

[@MrPikaGammer]

Same here, by the time I was in the school they just said fuck it make them read we can't afford this shit.

[@RyanPelley1]

I found this game online for $10 back in 2003. I'm sure you can find it dirt cheap now. Or download it.

[@megamasteritey7027]

@Karizaki Ori I didn't have a computer 4 years ago Hell, I completely forgot I even made this comment lmao

[@dave0677]

I fell down and broke my leg

[@MaximusHandimus]

56:46 And they're using _ACTORS._

[@AndrosynthNuclear]

I like how the journal entries document a religious man's slow and painful descent into madness.

[@stalwartarjuna]

I sure hope Joel never becomes a salesman.

[@Clockontheshelf]

Yoooo how’d you get Red Dead 2 early, Joel?

[@MetalDeeds]

Oh god yes. After watching Brutal Moose's video on this, I was hoping for someone like Jobel to play it.

[@blazeofglory4053]

Hell yeah, dude.

[@bethyfaceee]

Peice of wood.

[@GuyontheInternet525]

DAMN YOU JAMES!

[@bradmaxwell7354]

HIS NAME IS JORBEL

[@lowpolyzoe]

You know, this river makes a good resting place

[@Namaestai]

I legitimately said "I'll just watch a few minutes, I don't need to see the whole thing." And here I am, two hours later.

[@SirChubbyBunny]

None of this would have happened if we brought Dr. Pepper and Clemons along. :(

[@GhostLink92]

Holy shit, im slowly remembering all the damn music from this game. It's like it's been buried in my brain for 20 goddamn years. And I love how it cuts out during dialogue. Shows just how limited games used to be.

[@Jolpe]

Oh my god that German house building screensaver! I loved it as a kid!

[@nostalgiaof98]

I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE

[@BDSL]

1:07:10 joel you spent 93 dollars on sugar..

[@PointsofData]

Yeah? And?

[@eviljoel]

This is America, after all.

[@stigrabbid589]

I grew up playing Oregon Trail II, and still have it. It still works in 64 Bit Windows 10.

[@LordEptar]

Joel speaks to God: The Game

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

“Nyah Bones”

[@lt_dagg]

@The person above me is wrong you should check the person's KZbin channel.

[@MrPikaGammer]

@The person above me is wrong It's Sydney from Payday 2

[@sebastiangalger8800]

OK, no seriously... why do I see you like everywhere. I just thought a lot of people had the same profile picture but no its all you.

[@amgay2756]

Pardon?

[@darylcarpenter4649]

Rifle is the only gun in the game that doesn't suck.

[@SleepyLurantis]

35:04 Joel transforms into a pterodactyl

[@wildebur]

1:33:03 "HOw's DOIN-- IEIM A SCOUT ROUND"

[@oculus9233]

We found scout's great great grandfather lol

[@bossrosslp]

20:10 Actually Joel, the way the characters speak in this game is pretty accurate. Your interpretation is more in line with the Ye'Olffensive English practiced in early to mid 2000's message boards. Pretty common mix up.

[@cuspids7]

Joel's "ol timey accent" reminds me of getting roasted by Europeans/Aussies any time I accidentally drop a "y'all" or other Southernism. It's better than hearing a sociopolitical stereotype, or weird Southern Belle fantasies, at least... ...but the characters really should have more non-rhotic accents

[@passingrando6457]

@@cuspids7 best part is when you fire shade about their roots right back and they get massively butthurt. Like, American Southerners are a fair target and no one else is. The double standard is always hilarious.

[@AstralElebit]

If Skeletor had internal injuries and was just going to die within half an instant anyway why did the game even bother telling you about the cuts

[@Fuckyourselfgoogle]

JOEL I SWEAR TO GOD START CHECKING THE FUCKING RIVER CONDITIONS

[@CrimsonClaws]

*Time is-a wastin’*

[@TriangularKiwi]

This is actually my favorite Oregon Trail game. I still play this once in a while. I'm glad Joel gave it a shot and enjoyed it too!

[@axelord1942]

I didn't know I wanted a Warhammer 40k Oregon Trail until Jobel said so

[@TheVengefulEagle]

The Rouge Trader game we always needed

[@roachdoggjr4372]

I never died, I just ascended to GODDHOOD

[@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2]

An Oregon trail stream on my birthday?! The prophecy was true! 😀

[@axelord1942]

Happy birthday 🎂

[@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2]

Thank you

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Happy late birthday~

[@itsdawheelchair2307]

"That's blasphemy, I'm immortal! I cannot be vanquished!"- Skeletor's final words to Joel and He-Man before his death. The evil tyrant of eternia is dead.

[@mocacola]

RIP Joel A patriot who saved the world

[@kaizerdeath12]

32:01 Replaying the first few beats of the song and It suddenly hit it me why it sounded so familiar, Gorillaz- Doncamatic has the exact same tune.

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

You should play 3rd edition. It has even more FMV and amazing super dated 3D graphics. It's the one I grew up with and personally I think it's the best version.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Well I'm dead... Oh wait I've always been dead what the Hell? You can't just leave me behind in a grave! What the fck guys?

[@Nathan1200]

1:27:45 Proof that joel is a mature adult

[@dreamEnd]

joel: someone got drowned: i sleep lost some whiskey in the river: real shit

[@jaydeh.]

-Vinesauce- *_Vsauce_*

[@dabiskitt]

S a n d i c e Vsauce Joel

[@bradmaxwell7354]

Joe Sauce of

[@realhami]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aX6llHmoqq92f5o

[@hwaht8084]

When I was younger I thought they were the same thing

[@crunchytoast4993]

BoysOnAquaticTransportation patreon.com/fwob i thought vinny and joel were the same thing

[@irenecleveland9070]

I live in Oregon and am still reeling from this stream.

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

Is it wrong I NEVER played ANY Oregon Trail game? Hope you do a 2nd round of this, though. Was surprisingly fun.

[@DrakeDarkHunter]

Are you a non-american? Because that's the only acceptable excuse.

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

Nope. From Cheeseburger land, born and raised.

[@lt_dagg]

I remember playing the 3rd game in elementary school

[@stigrabbid589]

@@Mekboy_ComputerMonster Then you should buy a copy, it still works on Windows 10.

[@TakeItEasy2019]

Better yet. Play Organ Trail, lot more fun than Oregan Trail in my opinion.

[@blastpipezj6937]

It's long and hard

[@SlapDrink]

Time for some skinny-dippin' chalkin-tha-wagon ox killin' feat. dysentery

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

Gotta get those four food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey and lard. :^)

[@CurledSun]

when this game has more voice actors then oblivion

[@Nightstormshadow1]

These diary entries are the fucking best

[@xurizmanson1]

Jorbylll strikes bacc

[@consensualduane]

Joel gets sicker everyday

[@BladeTheFirst]

if there's one thing i've learned from watching Joel play Oregon Trail is that Fording the River never seems to be a good idea

[@tennojijuza]

This game brings back memories! First time played it at computer class since first grade!

[@RyanPelley1]

Holy shit, I've never seen anyone play or acknowledge this game! I've been playing it for nearly 20 years and it still holds up. Especially the random occurrences that are still to this day hilarious. Most people know of Oregon Trail now because it has become a meme, but OT II is incredibly advanced (compared to the original).

[@PointsofData]

BrutalMoose reviewed this awhile ago fyi

[@user-ur5eg3bl1q]

I received Skeletor in Angeland! But when I offered a place to stay here, he talked about a place called Eternia and rejected it...

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

Must be partying with Hades and Medusa instead...

[@kazumakanjifreak3010]

What...

[@fatherpucci-madeinheaven362]

[Visible confusion]

[@That420Gamer]

More Oregon trail! 1:02:25 That song sure fits well for Danny’s trash burial.

[@ajaxisdrawing8266]

Love the 'Oh Shenandoah' midi

[@pacificgrim4661]

Admit it, the most fun of this game is shooting down alot of animals only to find out you can only bring a limited supply of meat with you.

[@genethebean7597]

38:45 OH SKELETOR, WHY MUST YOU LEAVE ME? AAAAAWAY, YOU ROLLING RIVER!!!!! OH SKELETOR, I WILL SURELY MISSS YOU, ON YOUR WAY (You're on your way!) ON THE MIGHTY MISSOURIIIIIIII

[@ThatguycalledJoe]

In trading, the drop down box is you selecting what you want out of what the character has, and the static text is them saying what they want for what you're asking for. The white box is what you get, the static text is what you give away. Let's pretend that in universe, what was actually happening is that there was massive communication errors because the in-game Joel is an immigrant from Sweden whose understanding of English leaves a lot to be desired.

[@scrombelloportabello7471]

Joel you should try Death Road to Canada! It's like the Oregon trail but with zombies, you can also make your friends as NPCs and play with them. Vinny played it on stream before

[@mileshill7196]

There’s one like that called “The Organ Trail”

[@Postaldude__]

1:01:52 onward had me laughing for 5 minutes straight jesus christ

[@driftercarbon]

*hears "go tell aunt rhody"* Oh, this can only end in tears. Are you sure this is the version /without/ zombies, Joel?

[@frankhorriganenjoyer]

Boulders in the way, wait for conditions to improve

[@flamingolegs]

*_have you decided the best time to leave yet?_*

[@crystalkillergombac.k.g.ar4383]

Lord Nobel has crossed the lands to bring us Oregon Trail and FMV

[@shorthawk]

I literally just got done watching the VOD on Twitch, and then it's uploaded to KZbin, lol. So I don't know if my view is going to count here because I'm not going to watch the video here, but I want to say... please do another, Joel, this was great.

[@dosdoomguy2285]

My childhood. Still have the 3rd Edition.

[@Starving_indev]

2:10:35 Joel last words: wol'f

[@kjkiefcakes1847]

Joel you are a consistantly solid source of joy in my bizarre life. Love you bro. This beppis is for yuo

[@Waterlemonish]

God damn, Aqua and Palutena are really quick

[@jacinath]

👺

[@phoenixwright1465]

That's how they usually are...

[@stalwartarjuna]

sasuga megami

[@passadonfreebee8118]

When you play this in your car and you feel Joel's breath on your leg

[@friedchickenUSA]

the last part made me think my headphones were broken

[@zambonibob2026]

we need more of this