[Vinesauce] Joel - Old School ( Part 1 )

Just a baby
Date streamed: 23 Oct , 2023
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[@EpicWinNoob]

MDickie just said "I love wrestling, I made a game engine centered around wrestling, but I can make whatever the fuck I want with that engine and you're not gonna stop me"

[@animeloveer97]

Pretty much the truth if you look at his website 😂

[@MetalMercutio]

You can’t change perfection

[@magusperde365]

He remade his whole janky engine in unity too

[@dylanpelo]

He made the engine? Screw it, use it for all its worth.

[@blackcat2333]

i cant help but wonder if he's self aware and doing it for the meme at this point

[@DandelionYarn]

the dig & teleport is got to be one of the funniest mechanic here lmao

[@commbs9838]

Vinny digging a tunnel into a moving bus broke me for a bit.

[@funnygamer361]

It's straight up just Bugs Bunny

[@heseipikmin6415]

The NPCs not caring that you do it is what makes it perfect

[@sangan3202]

the loud as fuck sound it makes ties it all together

[@KoboldPip]

I feel like MDickie is the only person who can make the same games with slight reworks and get away with still creating a masterpiece

[@maw9406]

he's an efficient artist

[@joelwakefield3655]

Bethesda's been trying to crack the formula for years...

[@tonnentonie2767]

EA Fifa does it better sadly

[@BigBoy257]

@@tonnentonie2767you realize mean that?

[@yumdeliciouspancakes]

@@tonnentonie2767Where do you get your crack and can I get some

[@jonpatchmodular]

Welcome, kindergarten! *Audience of middle aged office men paying attention

[@Vok250]

That checks out. As a middle age office man we are nearly as mature as 5 year olds.

[@ciklop4206]

SMART CASUAL

[@aceman0000099]

​@@ciklop4206SMART CASUAL

[@panqueque445]

"The kindergarten student" *shows photo of a balding 40 year old man with a beard* I love MDickie

[@bugjams]

16:32 The sheer chaos of these scene is astounding. Yap gets a test question wrong and breaks down crying on the floor. The screen starts turning red for seemingly no reason (the test question?), Yap gets up and immediately destroys an entire table with a cartwheel. A circle of teachers in grey suits begins circling around him. Some kid declares a fight with Yap then proceeds to run straight past him. Yap head-dives another table and incites the rage of another teacher who reacts by throwing him against a brick wall. The sirens are blaring the entire time. This is the kind of naturally emergent mayhem that only McDickie games can provide.

[@meatgrinder9506]

The red screen is there because Yap snapped

[@betteroywoth2445]

Im crying with that sequence 😂😂😂

[@Feuerhamster]

There's a fine line between genius and madness and MDickie uses it as a skip rope.

[@punlshedsnake8210]

This is like a perfect school-dream simulator, as everything basic is slow and clunky and feels like you're under water, and nonsensical shit can happen all the time and be over without you even realising

[@BlueChameleon01]

Perfect explanation. Reading this after watching I totally get what you mean. MDickie created a very specific Dream Emulator.

[@ethanhayes7038]

It's the "missing every single class" part that really captures the school dream feeling for me.

[@Skelterbane69]

The horrid controls adds to it, as I can never throw a punch in a dream and everything I do is wobbly

[@SpikeRose]

At first I was thinking "Yeah I can see where this person is coming from", but then the digging/teleport mechanic came in and I started to shift to "Oh my god they're right".

[@shanemczane6725]

Vinny Pizzapasta: Attends class, attempts to help others with quests. Joel Meatballs: Immediately assaults the principal and another student, proceeds to run over civilians in a car. I love how different the gameplay between Mr. Vinesauces' two split personalities is with this game

[@heseipikmin6415]

Lawful Good vs Chaotic Evil

[@shanemczane6725]

@@heseipikmin6415 The duality of Sauce

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

…Do I even need to bring up the Bioshock quote?

[@shanemczane6725]

@@Mekboy_ComputerMonster "A Swede chooses, a Pastafarian obeys"

[@muffinconsumer4431]

Didn’t vinny also assault the principal and run over civilians lol

[@Vok250]

I love how every mdickey game is just a thin coat of paint on his prison simulator. Just noticed he forgot to change the background in the office. It's still in a skyscraper lmao.

[@XOUL]

the mdickieverse expands

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

Mdickieverse expands dong

[@Wichita0]

*mcdickieverse

[@BulkBoganOfficial]

My home grows

[@randomanthustyrant5031]

The MDickery

[@flabberghastio]

the dickey expands

[@Sporkyyyy]

46:10 I can't believe this game broke Joel's brain so much he reverted to Swedish

[@G-Cole-01]

factory reset

[@ventexovakon2178]

This game is giving Joel brainrot.

[@VortexKiller2]

7 Grand Dad Simulator

[@G-Cole-01]

i think he said something along the lines of "ladies and gentlemen, get on in, the ultimate guitar"

[@Pixelpile.]

I swear this game plays out exactly like a fever dream, with the "you're late for school" cherry on top

[@owlenderg]

I like how Joel just actively ignores being a student and punches random people

[@FederalBulgeInvestigator]

*True student experience*

[@SpaceSkeletonDragon]

Sounds like half my school back in the day

[@SantaFishes101]

ahh...just like when I was a student.

[@Sprech41]

i mean this is a school that beat a five year old bloody as punishment

[@drstephenstrange897]

Isn't what you do in kindergarten?

[@enex3333]

"You are a weak specimen, Yap Massacre. I could crush a weakling like you with one hand"

[@weeseet]

You can look down at you phone for two seconds, and when you look back up, Yap is in a new, completely unrelated wacky situation.

[@elegant_lilligant]

Yap Massacre, the most unfortunate and badass 5 year old ever.

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

He's like Jeremy who spoke in class today.

[@cynicalfunk3389]

Hospital probably has more screentime than the actual school

[@bigs5078]

Imagine going to school, finding out Jim Cornette is one of your teachers, accidentally getting hit by him, retaliating with a fire extinguisher, and then getting put in the fucking IRON MAIDEN as punishment

[@xygeusmorrowind2336]

Sounds like an outlaw mudshow

[@WilfredCthulu]

Matilda lol

[@saintsea-hat7891]

And then Eminem fucking running tackles you and gets away with it scott free

[@Dick_The_Cock_Johnson]

Sounds like something that happened when he was the booker at OVW.

[@technodumpsterinc]

Sounds like Vince Russo's booking

[@Shevlander]

46:15 For a second I genuinely thought Joel’s “meme voice” had devolved so much that he was just making noises.

[@kricku]

He could _barely_ squeal out those letters

[@RoseOfNight]

Imagine laughing so hard you forget an entire fucking language lmfao

[@pawpi9397]

50:00 Oh hello. BAM

[@alltimelinax]

game so insane it made the man speak swedish

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

I can imagine the next MDickie game being an Office Space inspired investment banking/wrestling game. "Oh yeah? Well how's this for an amortization? [hits him with a Stone Cold Stunner]"

[@EpicWinNoob]

What killed me was the music teacher asking why you weren't in his class, while he was at the bar Oml this game

[@Dustyoo10]

Doesn’t even take him 10 minutes until he’s fucking whipped as punishment by the principal herself. As a 5 year old. This series is gonna be spectacular. I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Not since Hard Time.

[@iwasneverjoebiden]

When Mat makes a game, you bet you're gonna laugh

[@loremipsum4400]

8:31 Big Boss Baby

[@n-dingthericefarmer4386]

Joel playing an MDickie game is something I've missed. MDickie's chaotic game design matched with Joey's brain stink creates the big laughs.

[@category472]

MDickie is a master of his craft, one could spend thousands of years trying to replicate the madness he seemingly creates on a whim.

[@happygamer_18]

and he doesnt even do it on purpose iirc, he intends for you to take his games completely seriously

[@crashbash8549]

​@@happygamer_18I don't think that's true, I mean he wouldn't add all this goofy shit into his games if he wanted you to take it seriously, I mean he uploads videos to his channel of him fucking around in his games

[@happygamer_18]

@@crashbash8549 heard from joel in one of the hard time playthrough episodes that he was insane and got pissed whenever people dicked around in his games like that, but it mightve been ironic. cant tell

[@Jargonfox]

Yap Massacre is the toughest five year old around. I kinda wish MDickie just made a full on GTA-type game at this point lmao. I mean, all of these games are basically that already, but with this game it seems like we're closer than ever.

[@memecollector3026]

There aren’t many games where you can play as a bearded 5 year old with an eyepatch who becomes the biggest menace in a town full of wrestling weirdos. That’s why I’m glad we have MDickie.

[@noob19087]

Pretty sure I watched an anime about that in the 80s.

[@Gojira-ii4ru]

Metal Gear Solid V?

[@kylesoler4139]

the child characters reminds me of the child peds in Cyberpunk 2077 when they were obviously just scaled down adult models.

[@thethrashyone]

30:50 No wonder that banana was crunchy, it's hard enough to take a mfer out like a damn cinderblock.

[@Krbyfan1]

I love how despite this game not having dismemberment and death it is still the most unhinged game MDickie has released so far

[@meatgrinder9506]

I think MDickie confirmed that dismemberment is coming

[@jamesrosewell9081]

​@@meatgrinder9506I thought he left it out because children

[@redbomberx354]

​@@jamesrosewell9081 Odd how that would be a restriction seeing as Joel was not only beaten nearly to death, but was also allowed to run people over in a car while playing a guitar.

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

MDickie games are like Bosch Paintings; Chaotic and strangely elegant.

[@tactical_slime4608]

1:00:48 This plays out like a cinematic scene

[@showsomesignsoflife]

1:00:56 This shot goes hard as hell

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

Viewer beware, i almost died laughing last night from watching this lmfao

[@doburu4835]

definitely, i actually laughed so hard i felt emotionless for hours after.

[@Dustyoo10]

It felt like the blood vessels in my face had popped I was laughing so hard.

[@funnyWOMAB7048]

viewer beware you're in for a scare

[@darylroll]

This game is like a dream. Like you just want to go home but end up in the school after dark and keep getting injured and taken to the hospital.

[@sheeppf5265]

Damn, Bully 2: Bully Harder looking good

[@freedustin]

nonono, its: Bully 2: Bully Bully

[@sheeppf5265]

@@freedustin Bully 2: Bully Bullier

[@vasheal]

Lmaoo I love how this shit instantly devolves the moment he gains control of his character 🤣

[@heseipikmin6415]

Classic Hoey

[@donsalieri1186]

I've been watching Joel's content for the last 8 years and I think this is the hardest I've ever laughed at a stream. I was actually light headed after the part where he found out you could tunnel around town. Truly a new classic Joel stream.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

This is bulk’s origin story

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

Hello Ambassador of Australia! How goes the 3rd entry? (I heard..."problems")

[@elliot_rat]

his real name

[@joshybunny893]

Venom in every mgs5 cutscene.

[@bakersix8791]

This stream was fate . Joel belongs in the Mdickieverse. I haven’t laughed this much at A video in such a long time

[@Caldella]

My personal theory is that Yap Massacre was the infant who inspired the song "Fuck You Baby" from Popscene. Growing up with a father who publically dissed him via song gave him a lot of behavioral issues.

[@Thomlin12]

It's the kid who sings "Ghostdubster" from Super Ghostbusters Deluxe

[@HelloImNik]

This is the Bully game we never asked for but all wanted

[@blobbem]

My favourite detail is how the stairs to the subway go up into nothing rather than down.

[@felypinho020]

37:03 bro I laughed way too hard at this part 😂

[@CDIRick]

I hope he does a baby bulk origin story

[@jbingbong]

Was literally just wondering if he'd play this after I saw that Vinny did. Excellent.

[@KooshIsCool]

Poor Yap Massacre, he's only just started school and his teachers are already suplexing him and beating him up in the street

[@skullhead1O1]

this entire playthrough of Yap massacre just feels like when Shigechi got brutalized and tried to get help in his school but they didnt give a single crap lmao

[@SerbianSpark19]

Who

[@skullhead1O1]

@@SerbianSpark19 Jojo character thats like a 10 year old who gets murdered very dramatically

[@thunder_light3261]

I love like no matter what the setting is - it's a wrestling-style game.

[@MemeBoyDaddy]

I love Joel walking into any area, randomly attacking everyone, getting his ass kicked then going "THIS IS CRAZY, THESE PEOPLE ARE INSANE, DON'T GO IN THAT AREA WOAH"

This guy keeps adding new content to his games that's just barely passable as gameplay mechanics and yet, held by zip ties and duct tape, it all works together well enough to give us so much fun and pure insanity. MDickie is a genius.

[@teoteous]

MDickie is still around?! Never change MDickie. Never change.

[@PsychoIncarnate666]

This is just hard time with kindergarteners, lol

[@eaglewarrior21]

Many people feel like school is some form of prison so it's kind of fitting!

[@Pinnaporaptor]

The moment the principals office came up I got sent back to the court room in HT lol

[@GrayD_Fox]

MDickie is a genius, he’s up there with Kojima, YoshiP, Mikami, and Newell.

[@mightyborges9473]

Don’t forget genius Nobunga.

[@user-cj6ft6in9h]

Houser brothers?

[@nekomancer47]

Who is YoshiP and Mikami

[@violetamet]

I can't believe you actually put MDickie and YoshiP in the same category! 😂 I'd think both would be on the opposite spectrum of genius!!

[@violetamet]

​@@nekomancer47 Can't tell if you're serious or not, but I'll explain anyway for those that do not know. YoshiP is Naoki Yoshida who remade the mmo FFXIV into 2.0 and is currently still working on it, and the latest Final Fantasy game, which is 16 I think. Mikami I think is supposed to be Shinji Mikami of Bayonetta fame, and I think Resident Evil? I might be wrong on that. Anyone is free to correct me on this. Haha!

[@krwnik8419]

MDickie is a modern Michelangelo

[@stormystrifevodchannel9689]

I'm convinced this isn't a wreslting game, Mdickie just loves giving people the option of having any moveset you want so he's just adding in wrestling moves to all his future games. I wish he'd go back to the jesus game. I want to powerbomb people as jesus.

[@01oo011]

RIP Yap Massacre, you played by your own rules…

[@robertwildschwein7207]

18:56 Holy fuck that's dark even for an MDickie game.

[@fireflake_dnb_470]

What a nice feverdream this is. i cried tears, my sides will hurt for years.

[@Whup.]

Now how does this fit into the Bulk lineage? MDickie always delivers man holy crap.

[@ManOfUnknownWorth]

Perhaps Yap is Bulk's nephew?

[@magusperde365]

Those are the kids thst got fucked by the poisonned water supply

[@uncledoctor6920]

Matt Dickie is such an enigma, what an interesting mind

[@LooksLegitBro]

17:51

[@G-Cole-01]

TESTICLES OBLITERATED

[@stormystrifevodchannel9689]

BOLLAS ANNIHILATED

[@berniebernhardt1898]

“This is the best MDickie game.” *car explodes after 5 seconds* “I hate this game”

[@userisFriend]

14:22 its Walter white is the principal!

[@djcactus]

Mdickie makes art. Beautifuly chaotic royalty free music and borderline copyright infringement image filled art He can just keep doing this for years and I'll love it. He's already had Jesus, prison , super heroes and loads of wrestling. What's next , space , cowboys, cyberpunk, all looking like wrestlers

[@TheKyubiisaan]

Knowing him it’ll all be one fucking game

[@noob19087]

"You're a pathetic specimen Houston. I could beat a weakling like you with one hand, over." *Throws oxygen bottle at crewmate, ends up in a dispute settlement cutscene with Ground Control*

[@magusperde365]

​@@noob19087oh god what if he makes amogus

[@noob19087]

@@magusperde365 "I saw green suplexing yellow!"

[@Daniel-be6cj]

13:33 I see "Crawl like a baby" has finally rubbed off on Joel

[@HaikuOezu]

I’m only at the character select screen and I’m already losing my shit This is an MDickie game alright

[@nano-ep9ih]

Bully if it was actually good

[@kinnikuboneman]

Bully is good, isn't it?

[@Qlaid_]

​@@kinnikubonemanissa meme you dip

[@MutedAndReported3032]

@@kinnikuboneman It’s not good, it’s a goddamn masterpiece

[@MutedAndReported3032]

@@Qlaid_ A badly told joke, if anything. Besides why can’t a guy ask a simple question? You’re the only dip here mate

[@tylerprime9555]

​@@MutedAndReported3032I mean it's your fault for not getting a very well known common meme lmao

[@raptorlewis]

30:48 is simply amazing. Yap pans over to a kid in a wheelchair and throws a banana, instantly destroying the chair. The kid proceeds to spring up to his feet like an acrobat immediately afterwards.

[@First-Name_Last-Name]

Back to -school- mooscles Ah yiiis my student mooscles go bigger

[@HereticYoshi]

19:32 for a close up

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

I'm 20 minutes in and the game is completely fucking unhinged, which is the kind of quality I've come to expect _and demand_ from MDickie.

[@Fuchsfein]

MDickie is chaos incarnate. Haven't laughed this hard since Hard Time and I'm so glad there'll be more of this madness.

[@Dr.Strangelewd]

Say what you want about McDickie, but he sure knows how to pick proper bangers for menus.

[@Pinnaporaptor]

MDickie always keeps it hardcore

[@sovu6807]

holy crap

[@conservativedemocracyenjoyer]

... lois

[@heseipikmin6415]

Not even 10 minutes in and Joey is already losing it. Classic MDickie experience And of course, his first instinct on starting the game is to beat up the other students

[@drstephenstrange897]

As someone who was in a nuns kindergarten here in Italy I can say this is pretty accurate, infact this is an "Old School" I want wrestling nuns!

[@stormystrifevodchannel9689]

I need Jerma to play this. He will actually die laughing, but it'll be his best stream.

[@yellothekunt6826]

16:38 is the proper way to treat a baby

[@andrewbelades]

Wasn't expecting a Father Ted reference at 19:54

[@novemberguy7087]

The culture you pick just changes whether guns spawn in the school or not.

[@mercury5003]

I don't think joel attended a single class in this video

[@EvilLordCanas]

18:36 my fucking sides

[@lineofyellow5208]

Wow bully 2 isn’t going to top this

[@MagnetismR]

I like how absolutely nothing about this is cohesive. And when it starts vaguely seeming like it'll have some sort of idea to run with, and you're getting used to it, it just turns left. Sure, you dug a tunnel from the forest into the bar where your music teacher is getting drunk and accosts you for missing his class so the bearded five year old goes on a hit and run spree with nobody stopping him.

[@Cegarth]

Wasn't able to catch this life, wasn't expecting this to be even more chaotic than Vinny's playthrough. Eagerly awaiting part 2 of the true spiritual successor of Bully.

[@Kola25_97]

MDickie games have always had an air of dystopian anarchy but none of his games come close to this one in that regard.

[@lucianshadowmane]

ABOUT TIME HE GOT TO A NEW MDICKIE GAME, THIS HAS BEEN OUT FORVER

[@Galvatron102]

I like how Joel accidentally made a new clone of Liquid Bogan

[@MisterLN]

i hope he plays more of this its amazing

[@arcticular]

This entire VOD gave me a fuckin headache, I don't think I have laughed this hard at a video in years lmfao

[@keerywindle1932]

Cliff Hanger gives me Griffith energy in both appearance and demeanour.

[@lymb3914]

MDickie makes games I simultaneously don't ever want to and absolutely must play

[@JeffarryLounder]

The insane randomness and chaos of the MDickie Engine makes for a PERFECT streaming game. These will never get old to me one bit. I've been here since Hard Time.

[@Goodbye_Eri]

I like how KZbin tag this as Bully (Game)

[@kbaweshumvideos7454]

30:55

[@Biohaz01]

I don’t know what I expected a MDickey GTA game to be, but this vastly surpassed it