[Vinesauce] Joel - The You Testament

Lets punch Jesus in the face, oh yeah brother.
Date streamed: 25 Dec , 2015
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[@louiscocksman7114]

The funniest part is that his games are actually super stable. There’s not really any bugs. He’s just so ambitious with the AI that it becomes chaos.

[@TheDarkNikolai1]

Literally crying with laughter at the sound of a steel bar repeatedly hitting Jesus Christ, who is on his hands and knees, at the mercy of this polygon abortion horror Bulk Bogan.

[@BierBart12]

I love how the blinking in this is just pulling the eyeballs into the head and moving them back out..

[@FishpondsLady]

I do respect how you at least tried to win the game. My daughter and I genuinely downloaded this when she was about 7, and all we ever did was wander about aimlessly whilst giant weird people alternatively tried to kill or hug us. Eventually my daughter (who is far more intelligent than I) said "I think the point of this game is to find Jesus." "Yes, but where is Jesus?" "He's over there, Mum. You just beat him to death with his own cross." "That was Jesus?". So we gave up at that point and made pancakes instead.

[@youtubechannel1535]

I challenge you to play ALL of the MDickie games. It won't be a long time but it will be a HARD time...

[@Goatlactic]

I never thought I would utter the phrase "please stop beating up Jesus with a steel pipe" but I gaming finds new and exciting ways to make the most unlikely scenarios occur.

[@TheEnixSquared]

imagine if this were Mohammed, Joel would be dead by now

[@fosterbennington6405]

How did Joel do a perfect “among us” in 2015?

[@EvilLordCanas]

After having destroyed the world and lives of his fellow inmates, Bulk Bogan went on to reset the universe to search for the pieces of the lord himself so he may add them to his moosclays. But first he'll have to remove his limbs by force.

[@beatricebergstrom9122]

Passion of the Christ is a lot different than I remembered it.

[@lukemacinnes5124]

notice the first thing Jesus did was pull a knife

[@PhattyBolger]

"And Santa grew back his left hand and proceeded to punch Pontius Pilate in the dick."

[@obsidian9416]

6:56

[@NotSoMelancholy]

OH GOD. THEY DONT BLINK THEIR EYES JUST SINK INTO THEIR HEADS!

[@cthulhu4145]

RIP Bulk Bogan

[@FlyingPringleJJ]

"Hug de Jesus"

[@DracoHandsome]

And the Devil made a mockery of the Lord's greatest creation of man, and placed into him all the vileness of beasts; the ineptitude of the ass, the strength of the ox, and the hatred of the viper. And he was called Bulk, and receiving not the word of GOD, had been created a eunuch clothed as a woman is clothed; and he would do no work nor good deed, but sought only consumption for the vanity of his own strength, and sat in the village center lifting himself by his fingers, tossing the townspeople should they approach, as children skip rocks.

[@fishoutofwater7743]

18:20

[@gingervampireFTW]

7:39

[@sombredevonte0622]

That high pitched scream when SANTA got his left hand chopped off lol