The Internet Said So | EP 202 | Bars, Night Clubs & Alcohol Stories.

In this episode, this week the boys are discussing about bars, nightclubs & alcohol stories
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[@VarunThakurOfficial]

Share some of your fun 🥃 stories in the comments Oh and like & share also 🙌🏼

[@bhaveshvaswani02]

cutting-chai stories?

[@RohanPinto1]

common friend kaun tha

[@mainHOONrishi]

I don't care if Kautuk becomes a best-selling writer, or Bawa becomes the next Global-CCO-Piyush-Pandey of advertising, or Aadar becomes a successful actor, or Varun stars in a 1000-crore Yashraj film. YEH PODCAST RUKNA NAHI CHAHIYE. Thank you.

[@vishaalsuvarna9026]

Imagine only 3 of these things happen

[@aishray3291]

​@@vishaalsuvarna9026hahahaha, and we know what's that one thing that wouldn't happen! I'm sorry Thakur, we still love you Bhai! ❤

[@prachibehrani9861]

Request karne ka tareeka thoda casual hai

[@psychedelic3155]

​@@prachibehrani9861zzzzऔऔऔzऔzz?औऔऔऔzzzzzzzzc zzzzzhhyhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbx. .

[@KasamSe-e7r]

the bar for the nepo kid is to just be a successful actor😂.. hilariously ironic

[@sayusekhar]

Tiss feels like sitting with close friends and having a good time and being an introvert no pressure of contributing 😂😂

[@miniaturecreature]

Perfectly said❤

[@hysunburg]

I live in banaras.. every tuesday i wait for your podcast so i can go out to the place whose food i love, it takes half an hour one side.. i listen to your podcast while going their, eating and coming back.. and this i do solo. Because it's my time and i like it. Please release on time😅. I know its sily but thanks for all the wonderful Tuesdays.

[@adlin4420]

3:21 Varun's channel V joke 9:32 Varun with Balloons 15:55 Bell Bottom homage 20:29 Balloons 2 39:00 First fact by Aadhar 58:30 Soren tula Maren 59:40 Ghadi Detergent 1:06:29 Bevda de do 1:22:05 Epicness of Drunk

[@m4n4n]

💎 person

[@Flushnoise]

Glad Varun bhai didn’t miss the opportunity to say ROCKBODDUM 🤘

[@PokhrajRoy.]

AADAR derailing the episode is always appreciated. Today was no exception! Never change 😂

[@adhirajverma1757]

My favourite part of tiss is moments like 4:09 where we are in on the jokes which would usually be limited to the performers themselves, makes you feel like you're part of the circle

[@Croissantare29]

The initial part of this episode, where Aadar unexpectedly blanks on a previously discussed topic and then goes like, "The first fact of the show today is...", which gives us Aadar's spontaneous memory lapse brilliance 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Varun can carry a 5 part docuseries on this topic all by himself.

[@akankshajha6577]

Every time I think that I will watch the episode before you and everytime I'm proved wrong 😭😭. Gg

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@akankshajha6577 Lmao I was relatively late today

[@aamirkhan943]

​​@@akankshajha6577By now, I'm sure he can just ask them to send him the link even before the episode goes live and they won't turn him down, so it's probably a waste of time to try to watch it before him anyway.

[@ihulk9451]

Pokhraj never misses an episode

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@ihulk9451 (touches wood)

[@srishti9288]

Balloons coming up on Varun's screen randomly is the unpaid member of tiss😂😂

[@theboyjoy]

The moment Varun said "Old Monk is gone", my Bengali heart (and liver) wanted to shout in protest and therefore I am writing to you Varun: "I don't know in which parts of India it is no more a thing; but if you come to West Bengal, you will know - from rich to poor, Old Monk is still an absolute gem & an emotion!"

[@hemashreewesavkar2798]

The whole "pun" bit with rolling stones is one of the primary reasons for being a loyal follower(Since XnG days)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ayushianand3895]

I’ve been rewatching tiss in the background while studying for exams today and turns out this episode came when I was rewatching an old one 😭😭😭

[@rohitsore7124]

After reading the title only i knew the whole episode would be around Varun...🍾🥂

[@ankitaghosh6518]

That weird little laugh of Bawa at 2:06 is one of the things I am here for #bawacutie❤

[@armankundu7007]

lol..he is one

[@shadaabansari6654]

Great episode public !! Also, the balloons on screen is an Apple issue as they have added gesture recognition. While air-quoting, Varun made the 'V' sign, that triggered it. It can be disabled by disabling 'Reactions' in Video Effects Settings.

[@ToxicUnitedFan]

This episode was filled with Nostalgia. J49 , Fire n Ice . Now you guys should have a Top 20 list of alcohol, accompanying chakna and the bar . Great start to 2024

[@wizardgaming8755]

Varun, blame the quirky balloons on Zoom's "Reactions" feature. I've got the fix, but it's too entertaining when they pop up on your screen during the podcast 😂😂

[@diveshdembra9030]

Best bevda acting starts at 1:22:40

[@Nick20_02]

23:51 I remember this 1500rs chappal story from XnG times but ussmein Ankit ka chappal le ke bhag Gaya tha cobbler 😅😂

[@vipuladil5914]

yeah i know right

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:19:27 I’m always excited around drunk people because I’m usually the sober one waiting for people to be entertaining.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

59:39 KAUTUK’S Dad outdid Varun with Seguéjit Ray 😂

[@narutoverse1367]

It's great seeing aadar in back to back episodes....and him clueless and derailing topic is simply humourous

[@PokhrajRoy.]

9:33 Yes, I’ve heard this in an interview. They were ‘afternoon socials’ because some people had a problem with going out at night.

[@varunbhakay6804]

And one state government had banned night clubbing so clubs resorted to afternoon events. True multitudes.

[@Croissantare29]

29:27: The only thing disappearing faster than the booze was Varun's friend stealthy tactics😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

58:03 In Iceland, it’s ‘Dóttir’ to indicate someone’s daughter.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Quote of the Day: “You either close as a good pickup joint or stay open long enough to be an even better pickup joint.”

[@yashh0909]

I was a spotify listener for a long time, once watched TISS on youtube and never went back to spotify again😅 Love you guys

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Kautuk 🤝 Me Can’t leave a party/gathering in one swift move.

[@nikithamahajan6397]

Varun apple phones and Mac books are popping up images based on hand gestures ✌️pops up balloons…. 👍🏻 gives a like and few other

[@devalbhuta2788]

Love how Kautuk is listening to the Old Monk story like he's never heard it before. But, I think he's the one who had talked about it in an episode ages ago 😂

[@shinodbm]

They didn't talk about partysmart this time!!! Woah. I thought Varun was the brand ambassador

[@Croissantare29]

31:46: It'd have been fun if Kautuk's friend would pose as eccentric character like maintenance worker, or even donning any costume. They'd have outsmarted the guard while keeping their true intentions hidden😂

[@a.d.1368]

You guys make the middle of the week sadness bearable.❤

[@marisalobo8025]

I see alcohol related title and I start laughing even before the episode starts 😂 You just know it will be SUPER FUN without watching 😁

[@029afreenmalbari4]

Was justtttttt gonna dm varunnn " kya bhai kahaaa hhhh fodcasttttt"

[@adivinci1]

An episode on Tuesday a rarity

[@minerva4539]

The best podcast, completely decompressing, it’s like chit chatting with best friends 😂❤

[@fakirshekhar6149]

Another BANGAA... another HIT episode after the previous one

[@PokhrajRoy.]

46:24 “TOH, batao guys…” point starts from here.

[@yashikhoobchandani]

Went to watch Varun live and was watching TISS old episode while getting there, came back home and watching the new episode now😂😂, what a day... loved the show and thank you for the picture 😊😊

[@Croissantare29]

1:00:30: Ghadi Detergent on the rocks - one wash and one shot at a time😂

[@ayushianand3895]

I am commenting before watching the episode because 30 seconds in and I already have a big smile on my face ❤

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I like the French word for ‘hangover’ which is ‘Gueule de bois’ (Mouth of wood/Wooden mouth).

[@aniketsawant9457]

14 mins in the podcast and I am still waiting for the "First Fact of Today's Episode😅"

[@Ringo-starrrr]

Do ‘Friends and how to make them’ next since you’ll are so social

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Kautuk is right: Technically, Monasteries were the OG Microbreweries.

[@VineetAshtekar]

39:02 arey Bawa Kautuk is searching for second hand stories na!

[@yatradhruve]

Lego has Titanic as well. This piece once built is a master piece of the house. It’s 5ft long. Exceptionally beautiful!

[@kelvinfernandes1573]

It would be so much fun to actually sit with these guys, with a drink - hearing these stories. Full bhankass

[@shamikgaitonde4558]

Most memorable memory is me and my friends coming out of a club and then my friend bumps into a homeless guy. He takes out his wallet only to find he has no pennies or cash to give. The homeless guy goes "It seems you're broke, here have my pennies." That was the hardest we've ever cried laughing...

[@punitbhavsar]

Ramee in Dubai also has a Rock Bottom and it is also a pickup joint😉

[@aalandeeshiwalkar3130]

having such friend in our life is blessing ...... never laughed so much ....thanks for enlighting my day

[@candyaj1984]

Neville, you've taken me back to my Madness days, circa 98, 99, 2000. We used to bunk school half day, carry our disco clothes in our bag, and change at a pool place, before heading to Madness. DJ ryan beck used to dj back then. Such great times! 😊

[@tabletennis3291]

Vroon trying to summon balloons on command reminds me of Peter Parker trying to shoot web when he discovers his superpowers.

[@pratyushabal7915]

Love you guys ❤️❤️❤️ You got me through my depression..... Come to Delhi/Gurgaon soon... Do a TISS episode here🎉

[@PushkarAmodkar]

1:00:41 after watching that liver even the dr. would say, "Kyun? Chaunk gaye??"

[@kalakaarkunal3194]

This is exclusively for Varun Use the 'peace sign' for balloons. Use two peace signs for confetti. Make the 'heart' sign to get a flurry of red hearts. Thumbs down for the 'dislike' icon. Double thumbs down for a rainy storm. Single thumb up for the 'like' icon. Double thumbs up for fireworks.

[@shivanibhargava]

Guys please dont stop this series ever, my boyfriend loves your show. Your videos reduce his stress 😊❤🩷

[@sreenathganapathy5089]

Been working all day and night since last week.....thanks for saving me TISS....ever grateful 🖤

[@stassybeanie]

I went to Madrid for student exchange and I used to take my bagpack to the club right after class

[@Croissantare29]

32:39: He took Mard movie's dialogues by Amitabh quite seriously!

[@dhruvb4333]

Not sure how long it’ll take to get to episode 442 but you can do half 442, and invite Azeem for episode 221 and talk about football, favorite clubs, how you supporting your clubs, random facts, myths, etc etc

[@TheMozez10]

Already done an episode of football

[@armankundu7007]

23:25 thought the same 😂😂

[@naveenkp8305]

Varun - MacOS Sonoma on default has Zoom gestures on. You would need to turn that off if you want those balloons to not fly during your expressions...but we love your surprise so dont turn it off !!

[@fyjca76_prathamdoshi12]

Lion is the king of jungle and that guy is king of good times🤣

[@anvaynikam9246]

Loved the new format by Aadhar😂😂😂

[@akshaydaga]

One of the best episodes ever!

[@vyarthkhatu7780]

Why can't it be "The Internet Said Show" 😆

[@lenny98213]

when it comes to drinking 🥃 maybe “DON’T do whtevaa you want”!!

[@atharvauttarkar7373]

Varun you are just going to be "befuddled(iykyk- @16:49 )" when you try thumbs up and thumbs down in front of camera and hold the position for 5-8 secs! (p.s- PRO TIP-Also try it with both thumbs after trying with one!! )😉

[@rohanktksu]

Varun Made Peace sign thats the reason the balloons popped up in the video

[@theperpetuallyannoyed4074]

Btw that baloon thing are gestures on apple devices. U can get balloons with victory sign, thumbs up with thumbs up thumbs down as well and the devil rock sign for lights n both hands victory sign as well . There might be few more gestures things i recently found out.😊

[@sarthakjawa7815]

Something with 2 fingers and balloons show up. There's a sentence I never thought I'll hear.

[@hrchau8775]

Watching from Canada,so much love to you guys ❤❤❤❤

[@Croissantare29]

1:09:44: Treasure hunt Bewda version at its finest!

[@Flushnoise]

Ishq khudhai is a certified banger when drunk

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:13:36 Technically, we’re no less but they can be obnoxious, yes.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

14:30 ‘Lessons in Chemistry’.

[@kurtcobain.20]

Bawa is so old that whenever he goes to Mcd ronald mcdonald gets up and yells “ deddy deddy” like karishma kapur

[@nikhilpatil636]

Thank you for not removing Channel V part

[@ramthyagarajan]

Btw Carlsberg beer's tagline is "Probably the best beer in the world" , makes sense now.

[@MeetShah21]

When I heard Aadar saying "First fact of the show" I had the same confusion and reaction like Bawa "dude ye sab kya bol raha hai Aadar aaj" and yet there is always an opportunity to convert this into a "new format" 😆

[@adityapujari8]

I was the one who did what Aadar's friend did, drink untill I am someone else's problem🤣 on new years 2019

[@blahblah-ef2dn]

Now I can sleep peacefully at night

[@PoorviMathur22]

I lost it at ‘Bevda de do’ 🤣🤣

[@akshittupkar8529]

those balloons are due to zoom feature, you can turn it off in settings

[@TheGaggugill]

love you brothers

[@cianthony1]

Love this but why no Feni Talks😁. I feel you guys should do alcohol traditions for each state and good drink concoctions.

[@sammatulsani9988]

Pls come to Canada Varun!!!!! ❤

[@harshsahgal2229]

I'm 30 mins into the video, and im still waiting for the Japan story

[@harshsahgal2229]

39:00 and its finally here😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I just can’t believe the random schedule on Tuesday. Well, atleast the episode is on Tuesday.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

22:18 An apocryphal anecdote

[@MrMohnish82in]

Bawa be like: 1 lakh, 80 hazaar ka lego hai....tera ghar jaainga isme

[@ssk6615]

Wow baba doesn't drink....great man

[@neerajparmar7878]

😍 caught on lunch break

[@shalinibali5248]

23:32 even i thought that..😅

[@akshaymelavenkir5759]

bubbles bursting on the tongue destroy minuscule cells, but earlier taste buds after usage have been less efficient to taste sensory (like in simple words, earlier taste buds were worn out). when smaller cells are destroyed, new cells are exposed to the environment. Therefore, people want to taste bubbly drinks more with sugar (added drug addiction ). sorry, I am a researcher. Before any questions, my words. Internet is mean place

[@aks19880]

Nice podcast as usual but "Tiss feels like sitting with close friends...." waale comments ka kya karna hai guys batao please

[@shashank9804]

First fact of this show 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣