The Internet Said So | EP 170 | Hilarious Food Delivery Stats & Trends

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

Varun's Mumbai Show Tickets - bit.ly/3L8TDIu

[@adityarethe]

Bawas and your frame color and insta name color have been swapped .. kardo fix

[@sumonamandal]

Baat paise ki nahi h usool ki h...👏. I had followed this and complained in Indian railways for charging extra for water(railneer) on station complex

[@abhinavmittal2981]

that subte hand movement for "yaar video call hai please side ho jaao 😭" at 16:38 from Varun just sums up entire 2020 in one gesture

[@deesesu8337]

I was ready with my packed bags to move to London but Neville cut Aadar! **cries in empty wallet**

[@Frinxmodi]

😂😂😂

[@Rj_sm]

Ohhh my god😢😢😂😂😂

[@KannadaLofi]

😂😂😂😂

[@vaishnavi1206]

Kautuk being subtle: Suspectful is great. It's way better than suspicious 😂

[@sbh0007]

Varun is so witty! Love the way he talks and introduces the joke sometimes. I am glad he does this podcast, as a consumer of podcasts, its nice to learn how varun or other comedians formulate their jokes. You get to learn so much about your 4 fav comedians. Wish you guys lots of success at the same time, i hope you continue this

[@iamami_d]

The next level of “i identify as” This chicken identifies as a broccoli. 😂

[@rashmijuj]

Suspectful 😂😂😂😂😂 "Way better than suspicious" 😂😂

[@monasingh5671]

Varun was on fire today!! Laughed at every retort and every facial expression of his! Wonder how he comes up with such witty remarks! This one's easily becoming one of my favourite tiss episodes. Keep it up guys! ❤👏

[@PokhrajRoy.]

17:44 Shoutout to Aadar’s Nani for being truly iconic.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

33:26 Legends will be aware of Varun’s amazing New Year’s Eve Story where he ordered Chicken Tikka (alone at home) which arrived after 3 hours and all the while, he was watching K3G while the rest of his family had stepped out.

[@RitajDubey]

😂😂😂"Usko bol ek saal ka visa Dena" .... First 60 seconds and classic TISS content ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@shraddhaverenkar2857]

He just spoke for 100 others including him.

[@RitajDubey]

@@shraddhaverenkar2857 yeah 😂 Meko bhi chahiye

[@SIDB0]

16:39 me and aadar both laughing 😂 😂

[@harshpahuja1310]

How evidently and subtly Varun asks the bai at 16:30 to stop cleaning the furniture is hilarious 😂

[@sathithyayogi99]

bro what a observation bro, great , salute

[@banfool]

True fan Spotify wallo ko kya maloom

[@shajiabegum1781]

Guys my local Chinese was worried about me because I stopped ordering one month, the lady came down to deliver to see me and ask why I didn’t order😂😂

[@therealgamer619]

Itna deep relationship Chinese vale k sath😁

[@GaneshPatil-ip4kl]

​@@therealgamer619Chinese wala nhi Chinese wali thi miss Deepak

[@tanishqgrover6992]

The way Varun snaps and says maid to go away from frame.😂❤ 16:46

[@ankurbhatnagar640]

Being Ankur from Delhi. I feel privileged. Thank you TISS for dedicating a full section about me.

[@sandeep_bhat]

Full episode I was distracted looking at the font color of Neville and Varun's names. Its not matching the box color . 😁😁😁

[@ashankpriyadarshi1733]

25:14 Kautuk says choco lava cake is a disappointment then proceeds to eat chocolate samosa😂 34:53 😂 38:01 40:23

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

Like thoko dostonnnn

[@libasworld2411]

Genuine like ❤

[@ananyamalakar438]

"if biryani is a sentence, gulab jamun is the period." It's 3AM and I don't know if it's the lack of sleep taking over but this has to be the most beautiful thing I've heard this year so far.

[@dipyamanghosh927]

16:37 Varun snaps his finger and points it to the other room to signal his house help to FO 😂

[@mahashwetha91]

Varun was on fire today with so many one liners🔥

[@harshapriya2959]

One of the most hilarious episodes after so long. The original TISS is back!!! 😍😀

[@pintupainter257]

Aadar goes completely off topic in a sec from what's the most ordered food to etymology of biryani lmaoo

[@Blazee2897]

Even tho mughals introduced the specific dish of biriyani, it was completely revamped with indian spices and ghee thereby making it a somewhat new dish. The idea of adding meat to rice has always been a part of indian culture with evidence from indus valley civilization.

[@sriramrajasekaran1295]

Imagine Mumbai pigeons perching and chilling on drones. They'll smuggle the food inside and all you'll get delivered is a dabba laced with tatti! 😂

[@anishmahajan1575]

that 28 lac wala person must be sharing account with multiple people for zomato gold😂😂😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

2:53 Zomato didn’t want Kautuk scanning random websites so they gave you the facts, stats and trivia.

[@shikhartandon5900]

The hosts ordering food: Varun: Chicken chopper noodles Cowtuk: Chocolate samosa paav Neville: Caviar from Madison avenue

[@hiren11]

What about aadar?

[@sohamdas3488]

​@@hiren11voh bank statement nikaalne gya hai

[@hiren11]

@@sohamdas3488 🤣

[@gauravgawade5383]

@@hiren11 woh bass hawa aur ghaas khata hai so uske paas apna stock hai

[@deepanjan_paul]

Its 11 Madison Park bro! * disappointed bawa noises *

[@sanskartiwari7532]

50:44 I'll keep revisiting and laughing as loud as I did the first time! Praveen 🤣🤣🤣

[@RitajDubey]

Just finished listening to ep 77 languages for the 15th time.... Aaave vous jave vous.... Maja aagye chhuuu 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@JinSakai_Kuroudo]

do you mean listening ?

[@Batman080]

@@JinSakai_Kuroudo Shakespeare? Is that you?

[@Janani_Kannan]

Futh re vous 😆😆

[@rahulkanugo7943]

Jin sakai, fukre vu

[@RitajDubey]

Haha yeah.. Listening 😂see it's a language problem

[@ivy0912]

I am listening to this podcast with screen off because i have a big time headache, just to laugh my ass out and get rid of the fever that I have quickly!! More power to you guys!!

[@drishtimehta]

Bawa’s expressions looking at his phone in the beginning is a whole new mood 😂

[@the_petrolhead]

Part 2!! Zomato’s new report is out. Let’s make a part 2 for this boys!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Upset that Varun didn’t say “TOH batao guys, bachpan mein tumhare favourite delivery apps kaunse thhe?”

[@mounilshah7112]

Hum bhi upset hai tere existence se. Bhenchod baar baar comment karke environment kharab karta hai maadarchod. Jaa apne dad ke lund mein waapas saala badsurat

[@sohamdas3488]

"gravy ke andar rice daal diya toh biryani hai" -Varun 'the lord' Thakur

[@PokhrajRoy.]

No one: AADAR: “Haan, yeh kiya hain Maine.”

[@devbudhwani7876]

Neville is way too intellectual and aadar is way too dunce when they start communicating 🤣🤣

[@adityanarayank_]

New episode just when I needed it ❤😭

[@garimakamra2546]

One of the most hilarious episodes. Maze aa gye ! Literally LOL'd the entire while.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

52:14 ‘Gamechangers’ or that one time VARUN convinced Nikita to go veg and sign up for Yoga classes but he went DABESH on a Biryani.

[@prathameshshrivastava2555]

Damn, I'm a Pune resident named Prathamesh, mera gand fat gaya when Kautuk said my name.

[@anjuchoudhary3491]

😂

[@adiitadi6158]

Just randomly logged into my laptop, youtube and caught them live. Love from Arunachal.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Word of the Day: ‘Suspectful’ Thank you, VARUN.

[@arpitlakra549]

8:26 like kautuk said, yes 3 delivery executive knew me my by name. He just had to see my name and they knew the address 😂

[@RitajDubey]

Between various calls and sessions at my job.... I have finally finished the episode,..... Amazing, super great, hilarious episode ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ mazaaa aagya bhai log...🔥🔥🔥🔥 Can't wait for next Tuesday 😊

[@murtuzaali5015]

41:15 drone ku tel dalna padinga for tip😂😂

[@krishnapatel4407]

Varun's act out of everything Bawa and Kautuk says is damn good

[@TripleStorm95]

16:37 Thakur 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aayushkamath3767]

35:50 Done this myself two years ago during covid times. Mcdonalds ke bahar 2 am ko car park karke baitha tha. Zomato se order kiya wohi location pe because it was only open for delivery 😂

[@deeptilokanath8088]

wowww sooo happy!!!dint expect an episode today😁

[@cf3129]

“Usko dho-ish aur ghar pe use ki-ish” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Varun

[@RitajDubey]

Happy Birthday Varun ❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉 khoob khavesh Aur daaru piyesh 😂🍻....... Decided from ep 80 that your bday is on 20th April 😅🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@abhishek17mo]

Thakur wooing away the maid didi 😄 🤣

[@prashantjakulwar1179]

Yes seats blocking is a scam, i have also faced the same, only 4 people were present in my row😂😂😂😂

[@arya_tanuja]

Heard so much bout Mumbai from you guys n now that I’ll be shifting there I think it’s homecoming😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Quote of the Day: “A Gulab Jamun after a Biryani is basically the food equivalent of a sentence followed by a full stop.”

[@nostalgicbrew8585]

This was one of the best episodes. Loved it

[@AmolGautam]

This is such an under rated podcast.

[@RachithRao]

Great Episode! i had to pause twice so i could finish laughing 😂 Keep 'em coming

[@ashitadhia7576]

Good old favorite "Praveen" made his appearance once again as Varun's prototypical desi dude 😀 And Bawa went on the most adipose subconsciously conscious reducitarian soliloquy that rivaled Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan in terms of khoda pahad aur nikal chooha 😀

[@krishnawadhwa]

Me during a viva:- Ice Cream, Rasgulla, Gajar Ka Halwa My brain during a viva:- Stop naming. think a little bit

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The existence of Ravivar means there’s a sibling named Somvaar who gets ripped off often.

[@rajivrathod132]

this podcast was awesome..all were on point

[@ojaswinitripathi6158]

Varun:Gulaab jamun mein nhi khaunga Aadar:tu alag hai

[@heenathakkar6201]

Amazing episode 😂😂😂

[@JustAboutEverythingAnything]

Petition to change Suspicious to Suspectful Usage example - When I asked my boss for a sick leave on Friday, he was suspectful of my intentions

[@aishwariyakannan1840]

11:30 pm PST Monday night waiting for this!!!!

[@Kaustubh_pathak]

Food related podcast, keep them coming. Also another conspiracy theory with biswa would be epic.

[@swameshwalke]

There is actually a chrome extension to calculate your swiggy and Zomato orders. Someone had made a reel about it..

[@manishpatil3945]

At same time 24:50 😅😅 me too

[@libasworld2411]

One of the best episodes laughed out loud.. 😅 Varuns humor was full on point

[@lasyarao2017]

I literally dropped my phone after watching Neville's bg

[@jaswindersinghnarula4379]

Enjoyed the episode very much!

[@NikhilKumar279]

40:45 moment in future where hunter gatherers would complete the full circle

[@karanpatel1346]

Neville wo banda hai jo cool food dishes ka name leke flex karega aur band kamre me murmure me paani daalke bhel banayega🤫

[@rahulrjb]

My name is Rahul, and I feel pershonally attacked.

[@shalinibali5248]

@49:54 that's mangalwar shaniwar 😂😂😂 saalo se

[@PokhrajRoy.]

That Pune Resident having orders worth ₹28 lakhs sounds like an efficient money laundering scheme if you ask me.

[@RitajDubey]

Absolute Gold Content - 40:07

[@mansid46146]

This is gonna be my first time watching their live

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Margherita Pizza is literally named after Queen Margherita.

[@pixoloproductions3044]

The top 2 video boxes have the colorful lines under them too. The bottom 2 boxes don't. Can you fix that please.

[@shefalikarwade448]

Hey!!! In cooking instructions I always write guest aarahe hai.. please make with love .. thank you 😂... 9 /10 taste and packing is immaculate

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Supreme: “It’s so hard being a legitimate enterprise with people reselling things.” Zomato: “Hold my Gold Subscription.”

[@uniqueportal6668]

Varun being so frustrated was the best 😅😂

[@PushkarAmodkar]

58:00 but isn't our country surviving on cloud-kitchen esque thing when considering big brands like hindustan unilever or nestle... they give us all the things that we daily use but with diff. shell company names for ex pepsi and tropicana are provided by the same main company

[@manpreetbhattee9732]

I recently saw a video of the great late Anthony Bourdain and he was quoting someone saying "if the thing you are going to eat is dummer, tastier than you then pass me the salt".

[@sayusekhar]

Most of the times I order behrouz biryani for the gulab jamun 😂

[@NikhilShibnauth]

Here for the thumbnail. Appreciate your dedication to them. Respect, from Mauritius.

[@vrinda793]

one of the bests fr

[@ChessNooob]

56:45 but why is Aadhar Ordering papad with pizza 😭

[@glassofwine]

Use to relate with Varun, but Gulab jamun is love❤.

[@zeus3086]

Best highlight of this episode 40:19-40:55

[@ayushithapliyal]

7:59 It would be a classic case of all those JEE institutions claiming the topper is their student.

[@sanikapitale7876]

Almost choked while laughing at 50:57

[@saminasarawala7558]

Did you know the concept restaurants are using to introduce themselves which is- "locavore" a place where you can proudly eat locally grown food only.

[@manujain6733]

Neviile casually watching a whole episode of Sienfiled while on the podcast.

[@nimrod1398]

37 minutes into the epifode and I haven't yet heard the fstats for the most weirdest food combinations ordered online.

[@vanshikapatel931]

This is the most funny EP😭😭😂😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Out of Context Varun Thakur: “SAB Bhaad mein jao. Main maresh.”