The Internet Said So | EP 83 | Mafia

TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that. Join the boys in the 83rd episode about 'Mafia'. Not the game, but the organised crime syndicates.
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[@badartsgirl5373]

1:45 Aluwadi is Aloevera 2:24 Ready? 3:08 Kachra khana Mafia 3:35 What is a nice supari? 5:18 etymology of Mafia 5:58 Italian Rampuri 6:45 Random Sanjay dutt fact 7:41 Bawa's great joke XD 8:07 Chips 10:15 Murder inc. 11:16 Anesthesia XD 13:15 Five big families of US XD 13:53 Mafia Ticket Collector 16:19 uncanny resemblance 21:18 Traumatizing kyuki meri relative ka naam pinky hai 23:29 Top 10 Mafia names 28:33 What would be their Mafia names XD 30:25 John Abraham 32:00 Influencer 41:29 Mafia Glossary 49:40 Aadar XD 54:25 Goan Mafia doing sailaru sailare 54:58 Mafia list by Forbes XD 1:01:15 Why not cheetah 1:02:14 OG Vicky Malhotra XD 1:03:36 roasting mafia XD 1:09:12 oil kumar 1:09:45 Fav gansta films 1:11:33 Book recommendations 1:14:23 Post credits PS: Please paishe de dena bahut mehnat ki maine XD JK love you guys

[@sarthaksharma2225]

🙏🙏🙏

[@01shubhamchavan78]

You are a legend

[@PokhrajRoy.]

This is amazing and I hope you don’t get trolled for being enthusiastic in the Comments like I do. Sending AASHIRWAAD.

[@saurabhdasnair3210]

Thanks 🙏

[@nishyt2366]

Ankita Singh ko hire karlo Tiss Shorts ke liye..

[@abhinavravi7380]

Kautuk's culinary satisfaction is inversely proportional to Bawa's sanity. We're probably just a few weeks away from a blueberry rajma sandwich breaking him completely

[@nishyt2366]

Blueberry Rajma sandiwch with Custard and Schezwan dip

[@suyashawasthi1]

Hold my Beef Trifle.

[@shashwatkunder1658]

3:45 "Donated their teeth to supari" is also the brief description of my building watchman's life story.

[@thatannoyingpiglet7196]

The way Neville kept saying 'ya ya' at every fact has me 100% convinced that he is in the Mafia

[@ExtremistEnigma]

Sorry, but Rothschilds aren't technically considered as mafia.

[@ronikagarwal7018]

Nobody: Literally No one: Varun(whenever someone cracks a situation comedy joke): Fuck ab mereko act karna hoga :D

[@urjashastri2930]

ACCURATE

[@anwaaar1516]

So true 😂😂

[@indianengineer743]

That's his stand up strategy as well

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

Only place I can act when and how I want without having to do audition 😎

[@ajaysking]

Thakur dying on chips is my favourite part of the podcast

[@nupursatoor5233]

Opens the video* Everybody enjoying food* Neville: 🙄 I don't even want to know Varun proceeds to tell anyways 😂

[@aldendsouza9709]

The silence after Neville's Jung joke is super apt

[@prisonmike1218]

*The one who suggested the topic for the podcast: I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse*

[@fanboy5272]

Tu prison se kab nikla?

[@mvikas1995]

Impossible because the people who suggested this topic is Dementors

[@prateekkeswani9581]

Look how the turntables

[@nataashakhattar5063]

Prison Mikeeee!!🙌🏻

[@abhishekchakraborty6491]

If TISS was a Mafia organization, Varun would definitely be the accountant, because Paishe ka hisaab jo rakhna hai

[@vedangiabhyankar6855]

The mukbang we didn't ask for but deserve.

[@CockySuSMounted]

Next episode collective banging Of their 🚪 🔔 in their respective 🏡s you dirty mind 😁

[@einsteinium9961]

hahahahahahaha exactly

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Surprising Varun didn’t ask in the beginning: “Guys, bachpan mein tumhare favourite Gangsters Kaun THHE?”

[@CockySuSMounted]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@SweetSourPickle]

Dawood

[@CockySuSMounted]

Jaggu dada

[@aryadutta2022]

BULLA

[@Akash_158]

SADguru

[@onionyah]

Neville always looks so done 🤣 it's so entertaining to see him pissed lol

[@UttaraSharma]

49:07 when Varun says main kya hai? It reminded me of Praful from Kichdi😂

[@sonali9969]

Yesss SAMEEEEE

[@Manoj17Patankar]

spot on

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

I said it cos I’m a massive khichdi fan. Main kya hai Babuji? 👌🏽

[@gaurichandna1]

Listening to Adar's grandmother's supari story i would like to suggest the topic for the next podcast : "GRANDPARENTS" ♥️

[@yashvarun8043]

+1

[@vedangiabhyankar6855]

+1

[@nanamijoon]

These cold opens getting better and better each time

[@prathameshdeshpande4517]

Love how this episode went from Mafia to Kwizzing with Comedians - Mafia nicknames version

[@thatannoyingpiglet7196]

Suggestions for future TISS topics: One podcast about each of the XNG members to discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking facts, stats, trivia on the internet about that person and personal stories with that person. Very meta, yes.

[@durvashinde13]

Special Thankyouu to Bawa.. The AMA he conducted this Sunday helped me and looking forward for more Stream for Sanity!❤️

[@vaibhavisawant9907]

Where are they available?

[@durvashinde13]

@@vaibhavisawant9907 on Bawa's KZbin channel

[@Sandiprb]

"Woh marathi log kya khate hai" - Varun 2021 (who is a Marathi)

[@ihardikmodi]

He's sindhi I guess!

[@gauravgawade5383]

His father is marathi and mother is sindhi. So half half

[@PokhrajRoy.]

He’s Maharashtrian-Sindhi.

[@prachitaarora1227]

Tested positive for covid on my birthday...trying to make it through the isolation by listening to TISS...thanks bois❤️

[@Sunil-fg1rf]

Get well soon didi

[@Manoj17Patankar]

feel better soon yo!

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

Hope you feel better soon

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Get well soon!

[@prachitaarora1227]

@@VarunThakurOfficial You too

[@UttaraSharma]

I was having chips myself when Varun choked on his snacks and then I myself proceeded to choke while trying to laugh😂

[@anandita5554]

Varun talking about seaspiracy 40:55 is honestly ❤️❤️❤️❤️ watch it and reflect on it guys. Our planet is literally being eaten up by that industry.

[@kabhikhushee]

Me taking one psychology class and getting Bawa’s Jung joke and laughing to myself like

[@bulbul6]

Can you explain 😅

[@rish_31]

Timestamp?

[@bulbul6]

@@rish_31 7:45

[@rish_31]

@@bulbul6Thanks, now waiting for someone to explain the joke😅

[@anjalichandwani7064]

Is this about Carl Jung? Not a psychology student, but know this man as I drew his portrait for somebody.

[@shreyank1558]

28:42 Neville "Deleted a podcast" Shah

[@syna6602]

7:50 the "silence" after the carl jung joke has me weak 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@atharvamulye2306]

Sees title.. *insert* "As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster" *I know I'd go from rags to riches*

[@preetirath8774]

Hey all, in a life that’s so busy you guys are now my best friends, I love listening to you guys

[@sanskarjain56]

I was 40 minutes late for my 40 minutes lecture But here I was on time wtf

[@littlefunthingsxoxo5715]

0:01 - 0:12 - I can literally watch an entire podcast where Varun Thakur is just chewing,,, step on me king 😫🥵💗

[@ShreevatsaRP]

Padhai karo gapchup

[@varunn333]

Real ID se aa Varun Thakur😂😂

[@friedsugar2701]

He's married, simp elsewhere

[@Akshat-zw9gr]

Down horrendous

[@vedangiabhyankar6855]

Plot twist: this is varun's fake account

[@samyakpati9309]

The amount of self control it took for Bawa to not mention that Toby Ziegler’s dad (from The West Wing) was part of Murder INC is truly aspirational.

[@anjalichandwani7064]

Varun thakur has the craziest explanations for random things. GUMBA 😂😂😂😂

[@ananymunshi]

Why is every guy that Varun enacts named Prakash?😂😂😂😂😂

[@jumpjet897]

After listening to this podcast, I started binge-watching The Sopranos

[@anchiit]

Last time I was through early, Bawa's age was in double digits

[@chiragshetty2336]

😂😂nice one

[@NMKM25516]

He's 40 which is still double digit

[@anchiit]

@@NMKM25516 arre tum to bade heavy driver ho

[@prisonmike1218]

Varun the sequel book from Hussain Zaidi you were talking about is ‘Byculla to Bangkok’

[@PokhrajRoy.]

44:54 Bagman in India would be Bagwati. Thank you, Zoya Akhtar 😂

[@samn8929]

Varun : Pichle aadhe ghante se humare samne khana kha raha hai, hum bhi khayenge na 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hardyieks]

Varun: Coughing like crazy Kautuk: Mar raha hai

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Sanjay Gupta’s depiction of Mafia is Mario Puzo on Acid.

[@CockySuSMounted]

My Hi 💡 points : • Aadar's supari and daadi story was absolutely relatable as I also learned to eat suparis stealing from daadi's supari pouch • Metro part was genuinely novel point for me • Nickname part specially लेपके • Varun's inner conflict between insta post and pomfret dish • Frank Sinatra fact : chehra gulabi 🎶 Wow,interesting,very • Exclusive curiosity about that 💢 *OOPS* 💢 • Post credit scene : miri miri chana 🤔

[@aniruddharakshit2321]

Varun and his masala glazed choke coughs 😂😂😂

[@28392434]

At the first instance, it really looked like Karan Thakur is doing the podcast🙈

[@amanpreettaluja4608]

Dude your channel is the only one jidhar me bell icon dabaya hai although zarurat nahi hai coz Saturday se countdown chaalu hojaata hai dimaag me Tuesday ka❤️

[@SIDB0]

Varun - kuch mita ho jaye Bawa - bhau vo maine he direct kiya hai

[@Dingus7696]

Some Mafia related media everyone can and should enjoy. Any Book by Mario Puzo, specifically these two: - Omerta - The Godfather Mafia - Videogame (Remake - 2020) The Sopranos - TV show Scarface - Film The Godfather Part 1 and 2 - Film Goodfellas - Film

[@ankitasingh1492]

Bawa's attitude for the starting is "I'M TOO OLD FOR SHIT, WHY DO I DO THIS?"

[@walterabraham1127]

After being a Tiss followers for more than a year, Tuesday is my favourite day in the week.

[@akshaydas2021]

Arrey yaaaar, LIKE karo na video ko. Itna views hai, likes kum. Please push these content more, people are MISSING something GREAT!

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

🙏🏼

[@pritish7pritish]

Just plugged in , hoping adar has a personal story about his time in the mafia. Ex footballer, ex body builder , Adar Malik 😭👍🏻

[@raunakdassharma5365]

I wait for the post credit scenes more eagerly than I did for Marvel movies.

[@rahilshaikh7613]

I watch these podcast with a pen and paper to write down movie recommendations! 👍🤘

[@kedarsontakke1394]

Varun's Jules and Vincent background suits the Topic. Kachra khana mafia reminds me of Quarter pounder in french scene.

[@devalrex]

Carl Jung joke was amazing Bava 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@djvinrocks]

The metro was started as a front for Teamsters. Exactly what a union looks like. 💯🚀

[@sayakchakravorty6722]

The heart being on the rightside was actually a plot point in a famous Byomkesh Bakshi story where the murderer used to kill using a porcupine's spine

[@sauravMAitra96]

শজারুর কাঁটা?

[@tia_____1891]

This is one of the few podcasts where Bawa seems to be calm and happy ...❤️ Also .. aadar exaggerating every joke Varun starting - are biwi bacho na darwaza band kar diye ... Aadar continuing ... Sprain ho Gaya ...crepe bandage nai tha ... To KAT DIYA ..wtf 😂😂😂😂 ..

[@Kkohli]

Bawa seems to be there just for the sake of it 😂

[@siaparekh5769]

-Mafia -Heists -True Crime -Spies Damn the current podcast topics are ultimate ‘baap’

[@abhikganguly]

the boys are onto something

[@abhinavrandive]

The Sequel to Dongri to Dubai is Byculla to Bangkok.

[@aishwariyakannan8535]

I literally here you guys and go to sleep.... thank you so much for keeping us entertained

[@mayurkc]

Aadar with Sanjay Dutt in the background, big mood!!! 😃

[@vishykane2]

Thanks for mentioning Oil kumar. There are a few more in Bangalore -Kotwal, Jairaj etc. Movies depicting these guys and their stories are "aa dinagalu" & "edegarike"

[@Nishanth_H_Vittal]

OM

[@vishykane2]

@@Nishanth_H_Vittal but OM wasn't based on any real gangster

[@AniruddhNadimpalliGKNL]

46:17 I think I can allow myself a small brag here - I've watched The Irishman 4 times now, I can still watch it from start to end. Greatest mob movie ever made, it becomes easier to watch if one reads "I heard you paint houses" by Charles Brandt to understand the way the story progresses.

[@kunalparekh7866]

The group should be renamed to "The 4 people who google better than you"

[@bhaskarkakati]

The sheer effort Bawa puts in to get a straight fact through interruptions, inside jokes and puns is commendable 👌💯

[@rahulkanugo7943]

1:48 only time in history of tiss when Bhautuk said YUCK for some food 🤣

[@apurav1231]

Varun Thakur brand ambassador of Rampuri

[@whodevanshi]

Aadar you just described Christoper’s scene from the sopranos

[@pritam630]

Marathi manus in me is triggered listening to अळू pronounced wrong😂

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

Bhau mein correct kela tyanna

[@arrowhead697]

Going through some sh*t, this really helped, genuinely thank you for this. Really appreciate the consistency ❤️

[@janshadab]

Chehra Gulabi reference is too good

[@Rishab_Patil]

100th ep me kuch toh epic karo My suggestion - conspiracy theory pt 2.

[@souradeepbhattacharya5503]

John kennedy's father and elder brother was with mafia, he's from a mafia family. it was a great podcast but you forgot- IRV GOTTI. he literally ran the streets specially wolf street. In kolkata there's 5 very prominent gangs run by- phatakesto, haat kata dilip, pinaki mitra, Rajesh Naik & Gedu.

[@shivanimehta5212]

I just opened KZbin and here it is, 55 secods ago😂 You guys are Best. ❤️

[@CockySuSMounted]

So are your specs Sike It's not Sike It's you actually 😁

[@HAL--gb6uf]

@@CockySuSMounted simp much?

[@CockySuSMounted]

@@HAL--gb6uf teri knowledge wallah wallah fati may taang tu hay aranay walah 🙂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Judge: “How do you plead?” Vincent Gigante: “Anarkali ka phone thha, Ice-Cream KHAANA zaroori hain.”

[@parthdesai7929]

Nobody: Bawa when there is a word 'COMPANY' in conversation: And the decision of taking Mohan Lal and not dubbing him.........OOOOOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG

[@rupakravichandran1018]

47:55 se jo chalu hua hai Sinatra story , hands down one of the most funniest segments of this episode😂😂😂 Chehra Gulabi.😂🙌

[@3322siddhartha]

John wick = baba yaga Neville every morning = bawa yoga I am sorry

[@PokhrajRoy.]

My Favourite Filmy Lullaby: “Chanda Hai Tu, Mera Sooraj Hai Tu...” Varun’s Favourite Filmy Lullaby: Watching ‘The Irishman’.

[@sanskarjain56]

Bawa isn’t old but he’s sleepy asf at 8:30 🕣

[@atharvamulye2306]

Man I thought considering how long mafia movies are I expected no less than 3 hours and two parts with a director's (Neville's) cut

[@ashitadhia7576]

Varun "Arey Prakash, Suno chacha" Thakur, Kautuk "hatela khakhra peeza" Srivastav, Neville "pen soongha" Shah, Aadar "vegan Vaastav" Malik. Btw, a great comic mafia movie is "Mickey Blue Eyes" with Hugh Grant and James Caan and also "Analyze this" with De Niro and Billy Crystal.

[@bhaveshsalgaonkar6639]

Intro scene is like the scene just before starting group study, like first food, water, 2 mins sleep, waste more time

[@vandandesai4678]

Varun :- *Starts Coughing* Kautuk :- Damn he's dying!

[@muhizuddinkazi3553]

Gumba.... Varun is hilarious 🤣

[@zuhasajid900]

I can't explain how much I love when at start of every podcast kautak eats something out of this world and annoys our posh af Neville😂😂😂

[@pvinay92]

I can seriously feel all my weekly stress melting away and the intro music hasn't even come yet. Baaap show :)

[@smritinair]

There’s a 1987 film called The Untouchables starring Robert De Niro as Al Capone. Fantastic film. Also, the scene in the Godfather I, the singer approaching Vito in the beginning of the film is based on a real life story that involved Frank Sinatra approaching a mafia to get a film for himself.

[@DharmeshChhatrala]

Kautuk always has bizzare food collection 😂

[@sahilgupta2604]

That joke on carl jung was oof moment😑😂

[@nisargjani355]

Sinatra also took Dean Martin and Sam Davis Jr. as well for the eight day favor. 49:47

[@fanboy5272]

Fun fact: In Goodfellas, the gang introduction in bar scene had a gangster played by a real life cop, who was secretly an encounter guy working for gangsters to whack people. He got convicted a few years later.

[@MarathiCricketCompany]

58:14 Story is the one Varun told in the podcast with Tanmay and that till today, the way Varun says, chutya unko kya car de raha hai, mujhe de, is the funniest line in a TISS podcast ever!!!!!!!

[@minti3245]

Dear Neville, Supari is Betel nut, not Tobacco. - your worst nightmare

[@mrmidnight8975]

Roast of bawa #3 : Bawa's jokes are so bad that even vacuum tries to leave the room along with all people and air

[@SIDB0]

Only legend's kn ki last podcast ke cmt ko varun ke hearts nhi mile hai

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Vincent Gigante was a Noob, ‘Coz Hamlet acted crazy first 😂

[@yashparajia2058]

The podcast I've been waiting for 🔥🔥

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Varun: “Guys, Baap Documentary dekha Netflix pe: ‘Seaspiracy’.” Also Varun: “Main Pomfret kha raha thha toh post nahi Kiya.”