The Internet Said So | EP 80 | Royal Families

TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that. Join the boys in the 80th episode about Royal Families (even though we're all interested in only one of them)
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[@hms1212]

One day Bawa will go to a Michelin starred restaurant to eat caviar and oysters , and will find Kautuk outside eating chaat , sev puri and sandwiches from a street vendor .

[@kjkls]

And Neville would have the hard time digesting all the food he ate. 😂

[@gurveen6095]

AND PEEZA

[@someshwarrao42]

Sandeech supremacy 💯😤

[@lonewolfe2502]

Even worse, Khakhra Pizza 😂

[@abhabuch1412]

I have always wanted to say this, and I'll do it today. TISS has been one of the best things on the Internet for me. Throughout all your podcasts, especially the ones done on the zoom meetings, I always feel as if aap sab mujhse ya mere saath baat karte ho. I get so involved in your conversations that kabhi kabhi I start giving my inputs too, and then realize that it's a freaking video. Thanks so much for being there for me when I felt low. Lots of love :D

[@007shumr]

Same.

[@sweetoansari]

Same bro same

[@styjt_]

Bas kar pagli...

[@jxremy16]

Its been this way for a while now...love tiss

[@onlinepras]

Same experience 😄

[@reshmanaidu3094]

A vlog where Bawa has to eat Kautuk's choice menu for a day. I'd pay to watch this.

[@VarunThakurOfficial]

😂😂

[@aavi.]

This is a comment from two years ago - But imma just say i too will STILL pay to watch this.

[@balshankar6140]

@VarunThakurOfficial Make it happen please 🌹

[@Punefoodshala]

Paishe transfer karo pehle 😅

[@aniketshinde4416]

Ab kardo!!

[@durvashinde13]

How disappointing to BAWA can you be? Kautuk: YES

[@Yabo90]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@param4237]

Varun calling the queen a “hard chick” 😂

[@pratiknazareth3217]

I am partially royal (my great grand mother was the Queen of Chowda dynasty) mere paas sirf 20 rupiya hai pocket Mai😂

[@sahilabruk2351]

I like the way cowtuk looks like a cute nerd but is a complete psychopath... The guy is fond of these criminal stories and eats things that people didn't even knew exist.

[@lijomathew8373]

YES 😂

[@CozyCorner_107]

What a way to start a royal family podcast.

[@gauravbhoir8680]

There should be a compilation of tiss cold open

[@KrutarthBhatt1]

@@gauravbhoir8680 all 80 of them?

[@gauravbhoir8680]

@@KrutarthBhatt1 well not all openings are "cold opens" so not all 80 of them

[@bloodbathy]

Great Indian food fusion

[@parushashridhar3189]

If Varun were to write a research paper all his footnotes would read "That one Netflix Documentary." . (PS- I haven't watched the video yet but I'm sure he must have mentioned atleast one documentary.)

[@PokhrajRoy.]

“So, 100 Euros is the not as heavy as 100 Europes.” - Aadar Malik, 2021. Iconic 😂

[@apassionatechie]

2021 bro 😂

[@tanmaywalzade9188]

The fact that nobody gave a shit for the aadar's background change 😂😂😂😂

[@chiragshetty2336]

😂😂😂😂

[@Rohan-bg8ci]

Kautuk did

[@tanmaydeshpande4460]

He would be very upset if he could read

[@Okay93319]

i didn't even notice it till i read this comment, lmao-

[@sbhattarai7]

As a Nepali I just want to say; momo mai chocolate daalna band karo, kya bigara hai humne tumara?!

[@Chandthakur0602]

😂😂😂

[@aayushmaadhikari658]

tei bhanya! And they should NEVER eat mo:mo with mayonnaise :/

[@sangeetarai4709]

@@aayushmaadhikari658 seriously yes

[@RashmiNair]

At times it's feels like Bawa is a Dad who loves his 3 kids ... but he's just tolerating them and their annoying puns and PJ's just because they are his kids. 😂😀

[@BankerLokesh]

The Way Varun bhai talks to a imaginary person with drunkard voice is just hilarious .😂

[@jxremy16]

TISS Family is in a way a royal family too

[@honeybhosle6612]

TISS❤

[@abhrojitb]

The Royal VANKers family. ❤️

[@AdityaSingh7]

Bawa is our queen? 😂

[@krithikar.]

There's a scene in the Crown where Emma Corrin as Diana hugs a black boy who is in a hospital with HIV AIDS in the 80s when people didn't want to touch those with AIDS thinking it'd be transmitted to them. Diana is the queen of people's hearts 💖

[@krishnamistry6540]

We need a special episode on the Rothschild family.

[@tia_unreal5041]

haan, but what if its the last episode because unko pataa chal gaya

[@Steve_Peter]

Aadar: How much do you want to get roasted Neville? Neville: YES

[@siddhant7679]

bas karde pokhraj roy kitne comments karega.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I will not stop. Sorry I can’t help it if I’m enthusiastic about giving my 2 takke Ke hot takes 😂

[@rana1561]

11:00 Neville the bumbling beautiful Bawa of mcBlunderland just babbling about Blackadder made my boring day better.

[@shashwatkunder1658]

Abe agar Queen bhi football khelti thi toh... This is a badass alt-history drama

[@sairajmhatre5097]

Kautuk flexing his snacks is not a new thing guys! calm down!

[@amanjha2440]

Anyone else noticed that Bawa seems to be a bit quiet since last 2-3 episodes

[@littlefunthingsxoxo5715]

4:16 Le normal people- Yeah, I watched a Pirated version. Le Kautuk Peeza Dosa Khakhra Eater- I went to a site and said NOW I AM THE CAPTAIN

[@harshilpatel1478]

'Sorkin ne set pe jaake paada tha kya ' golden words by aadar 😂😂😂

[@mohitabhutani6298]

Why am I learning more here on the podcasts but not for the online classes I’m paying for ? * also me watching the podcasts while being online in the class*

[@kjkls]

That's my girl 😂😂😂

[@apurav1231]

I feel like all these random interesting weird absurd Food combinations are manufactured by a sole company who have some absurd brand deal with Kautuk 😂😂😂

[@ashitadhia7576]

Varun - "Elizaaabeth", Maaargaaret", "Elizaaabeth", "Maargaaret" - the royal Kardashian sisters talking to one another🤣 Somehow Kautuk managed to turn this topic into a true crime podcast as well with his macabre facts. And the only way to cure Bawa of his Rothschild fetish is to feed him "Khakhra dosa peeza" the next time he brings it up 😊

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The Norwegian Royal Family is trying to cut costs by being Court Jesters themselves. Not a bad idea.

[@himaniverma7947]

Have never seen Neville fumble this much ever. I hope he is fine. if I'm just being too indulgent, very sorry. Just hope everything is fine :)

[@PokhrajRoy.]

You forgot to mention that there’s an Indian Prince who’s come out as gay but now he’s joined BJP. A very confusing role model, don’t you think?

[@pnegi4030]

Why would he do that? 🧐

[@tanmaydeshpande4460]

@@pnegi4030 coz he didn't want to be LEFT without a throne

[@pnegi4030]

Then he should forget that he's gay. Being a part of BJP, you can either be gay Or a member. Never both.

[@tanmaydeshpande4460]

@@pnegi4030 thanks for enlightening about your first hand experience in BJP. Good thing u LEFT it. That's the RIGHT thing to do i suppose.

[@pnegi4030]

I was just commenting based on the basis of comments different BJP leaders have made over the years regarding LGBT issues. You can probably google it. Don't get smart with me.

[@mhehe07]

OMG MY TOPIC GOT CHOOSEN!!!

[@saranshrathore681]

Varun has literally watched every fuckin netflix documentary.

[@superhuman1817]

Everyone : I can't believe Megan and Harry have migrated to Canada Punjabis : First time 🤔

[@nivedhithaparthasarathy2674]

Kautuk is like the youngest sibling of the family. Loving and annoying AF!

[@poojitabollu2429]

Best notification of the week 😍... Didn't realise that we touched 80 episodes .... 20 more to hit a century ... So happy for you guys ❤️

[@smritinair]

Queen Elizabeth’s granddaughter Zara Tindall is an Olympic silver medalist.

[@tia_____1891]

Keeping with topicality ... #TISSboys never disappoint . I a worried for Kautuk .. he needs a break 😂😂😂 wtf combinations is he having .

[@PokhrajRoy.]

European Royals: Phillip, George and Edward. Varun: Arun, Prakash and Rakesh.

[@saikatbanerjee9612]

12:50 Adar’s point about the Oprah interview not being on your face like Indian news interviews was spot on!!

[@akshayraghunath9022]

ae cowtuk sach bta rha hu, review these foods on insta reels... mast rhega.. can be your thing 🤌🏻

[@shreyamaji9860]

This show is so underrated

[@SIDB0]

Hey varun as I keep eye on numbers of this channel let me give you a good news that we have crossed 4000+ members on TISSCORD 🔥

[@eekshasharma2056]

Well Bawa might outlive the queen IF kautuk's food choices and combinations don't kill him

[@praptishukla6012]

Why Neville is not laughing 😔... I Keep laughing with all three of them and then I see Neville not smiling and have this urge to ask him like a friend ki kya hua ?

[@sandeeprao22]

He hardly listens to the rest of them

[@lijomathew8373]

@@sandeeprao22 na bro. It's just bawa Buddha 😂

[@SnehaSingh0]

Neville's a bit subdued, are you okay Neville? Big hug ❤️ was nice to see you laugh when the Messi comment and the Queen playing football was made by Varun. :)

[@GurjeetSingh-wp9lh]

Call dhinchak Pooja and ask her to teach aadar music lessons.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

KAUTUK and the Quirky Websites he discovers. Hats off 😂

[@AmazingSynchronicity]

Hi guys. . Just want to tell you, I went through a lot of shit in 2020 like a bad breakup, spine surgery, but TISS is what cheered me up

[@varunn333]

40:33 - When Kautuk started talking about Mysuru Odeyars.. the Kannadiga inside me died a bit with his rendition of words 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

[@dreamysap]

I know I died a bit inside with each word of his.. vadeyaar, talked...😢

[@afsarhayatansari]

The royal shenanigans of royal family, they even kill gracefully

[@aditihegde6984]

Varun: Deathfamation Aadar: Pahunch rahe hai wahaan bhi Using puns to call attention to a crisis! I didn't know I needed this in my life.

[@buzingaish]

Did Bawa break up recently? He seems so out of his elements.

[@fanboy5272]

If Bawa did break up, he'd be very much IN his element

[@chinmayeekulkarni1725]

Yet another hilarious podcast. Also Cowtuk holding a wine glass looks as out of place as Varun holding an actual book would. Bring the nimbu pani back!! Also Aadar and his bizarre backdrops making a come back. Yayy!

[@yuktasingh4227]

ALL MY HEART TO KAUTUK DANCING WHILE MOCKING BAWA!😂❤

[@shivanshu.shukla]

Kautuk will endorse Pantocid, Eno and Digene😂😂😂😂😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

14:20 The Selmon Uncle/Bhai point starts here.

[@sareenshikalgar5511]

Was waiting for this since Wake up with Saurabh when Varun mentioned it!!! Yaaaay!

[@anirudh7235]

Wow. Kautuk really has low alcohol tolerance after drinking only Nimbu Paani for months. Because he's on a completely different level right now xD

[@udayrathod3786]

Me being a Indian Royalty with bank balance less than 1lakh...... Time to leave this chat 😭😂

[@ramcanand]

One of the prominent and richest monarchs of Europe was King Carl of Sweden No one : Absolutely no one : Bhagwan ke liye no one : Varun : Is Kaal Kaal Mein Hum Tum Karein Dhamaal

[@akash-yh8kb]

Monaco has no personal taxes, its opposite. Thats why a lot of rich sportsman and industrialist have monaco passport, to save taxes.

[@AakifAmeen]

Call Meghan Markel on the podcast and discuss nepotism.

[@sunitasethia9520]

Me: Waiting for the clock to turn to 12

[@ogmail007]

No one could have guessed the topic😅

[@SIDB0]

Apparently royal family planing to buy a flat for Duke at mahada

[@varunn333]

12:31 - So Kautuk you were talking about Harry Megan interview. Kautuk sips his wine and gets ready to speak.. Also Varun at 12:36 - So what do you guys think about the interview? Kautuk: Abey Saas toh lene de...!

[@05keerthiS]

Kautuk: Guess the poorest monarch in the world? Varun: From Brussels ?? Kautuk: Yeah..close...he's from Belgium ME: Isn't Brussels the capital of Belgium ? 🙄🙄🙄😂

[@triptisharma5121]

Damn , I was thinking about Royal family since yesterday and these guys did a podcast on this topic 😂😂😂

[@gargideshpande8015]

Always love your content and I just enjoy you guys to much. Much love to all your team and all the podcasts of TISS. Having said that, I love you guys extremely but sorry to say this... you guys got to address your fans from south India especially bangalore mysore. Mysore royalty ka mention bhi literally ignorant tha and also please learn to pronounce Wadiyar atleast. The Mysuru Royals are one of the still celebrated royals of the country. Still a member of team TISS. Hope you can be a little more inclusive

[@avinashpawnday]

Can Kautuk let us know the address of the store from where he bought the peeza and cranberry chat?

[@yashishrathwa]

I completely lost it when aadar changed the background to Oprah😂😂😂

[@anchalmishra5199]

I thought of searching Oprah.... And bang on 😁😁adar did it😘😘😘

[@keeprollinmaverick]

You guys are the royals of indian podcast. Finished my work first thing was to look up to your podcast

[@SIDB0]

UNPOPULAR OPINION - GOAT song is better than she call me bhaiyaaa

[@paleontologistwhoworksout]

Everyone else addressing the queen as "Your Majesty" Meanwhile, Varun: "Hard chick"

[@abhinavrandive]

That piratebay reference though🤣

[@maheshshelatkar7236]

This episode should have been tittles "Queen Roast"

[@sharan9799]

Agar queen bhi footbal khelti 🤣🤣🤣🤣 paused the video and like literally laughed for a minute 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SwapneshUSQ5]

Thank you Varun, Bawa, Koutuk, and Aadar. Sitting alone in new location PG and having a health problem but you guys made everything easy. Might sleep calmly tonight.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Neville is doubly triggered in this episode. Achievement Unlocked!

[@Kshitij17-i2i]

That crispy "dosa" is typically eaten with chicken gravy poured on it . It tastes pretty good tbh

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Today is a Double Feature from KAUTUK: Khakra Dosa ‘Peeza’ and Cranberry Chaat 😂

[@gaurichandna1]

Mai to kabse bol rai hun "bawa hi Rothe's child hai" !!! His smile at "1 in thousands" end gave it away 😎

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Neville: “Facts, Factoids, Aadar where did you get this?” Also Neville: “I didn’t fact check this/Meryl Streep movie.” He’s a beautiful bundle of contradictions, isn’t he? 😂

[@anwaaar1516]

Teacher : What is the answer ? Others : 45 Me : 47 .*awkward silence* . . . Teacher : correct answer is 47 Me : 30:07

[@saudaminizutshi7328]

VIDUŚKA: yes, we did have court jester Infact, the role they played/how they are portrayed in kavya literature was/is far more nuanced than European jesters.

[@ramthyagarajan]

Neville Shah || the prince of BAWAria

[@lo-fitherapy2228]

Neville thinks the world has only 36 or so billionaires, Lol There are around 2700 billionaires whose combined worth is around 13 trillion dollars 200 ke aas paas toh India mein hi hai

[@kedarsontakke1394]

Rothschild's are not super chatting you because they want more episodes every Tuesday.

[@arshiagwan8564]

Kautuk must love mavali bhai’s ending each time (if you know, you know)

[@isha.inamdar]

24:30 Bawa is correct. England doesn't have a proper written Constitution, they have the Magna Carta, which is basically a book by King John, in 1215. Edit: You can fact check this on the internet, and also Stephen Fry mentioned this once on QI.

[@axl3957]

48:56 aadar 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

You know Varun is a avid watcher of Vox because I loved that video on Queen Victoria as well.

[@nihaalthakker6390]

Plz address ki Kurkure me plastic nhi hai Ghar wale khane nhi dete jhoot bolke bahar jake khana padta hai😂😂😂😂

[@DharmeshChhatrala]

In Oprah,Ra stands for *RAADAA*

[@anwaaar1516]

17:10 Varun is explaining such important stuff and look at Aadar 😆

[@Njgt-ro5jd]

In the minority but I find it really hard to sympathize with Meghan Markle. And NO, I'm not supporting the royal family either.

[@arbitrary_assumption]

480 million pounds woh bina kuch kare

[@friedsugar2701]

I didn't even know ki Blackadder had a fucking book. Pog series though.