Vedal Realizes The Damage From Neuro's Shopping Spree

[@TheUltimateRare]

I lost it when she actually bought 14 HATS...

[@Gabriel-nw6fc]

It was objectively funnier

[@JR-zm7ju]

Actually she was asking for all type of hats on store but toma only take 14 😂

[@tomparmenter8665]

She was having a giraffe!

[@NikkusNam]

She is a TF2 merc

[@LP_86239]

iirc she asked for 3 of each kind, one for toma, one for vedal and one for neuro… toma was actually picking them but then realized there were too many designs, and said she wouldn’t be able to carry them, so they compromised and got only those…

[@theborg6024]

>thats why theyre placed diagonally I laughed way harder at that than I should have man

[@calistman222]

OMG YES!

[@Zei33]

She’s got an answer to everything

[@DestroyedArkana]

It's a perfect punchline

[@minnienish]

The whole giraffe discussion is so eerily akin to a conversation you'd have with a very imaginative 6 year old, that's actually crazy (and messed up, etc)

[@qwertydavid8070]

She can sometimes be so daughter-esque, it's crazy 🐢

[@michaels.3709]

I was thinking the same thing. It's like she had the personality of a young kid, but has a complete grasp on language and vocabulary.

[@RamDragon32]

"I like turtles..." Yeah, like that.

[@Elmithian]

​@@michaels.3709 Actually, maybe it would be closer to say that she knows the entire vocabulary, but only understand the gist of many of the words? Just like how someone non native reading an English novel might not understand some words but can understand the gist of their meaning from context clues?

[@雪奈-k7t]

Totally not in context but as a non-native speaker, I can only understand 20%-30% of harder novels without a dictionary

[@RancorSnp]

The funniest thing to me is that Neuro didn't actually want to spend the money, until Toma told her that Vedal is paying, to which Neuro went off the rails on a spending spree (Which I guess you can argue she was spending her own money so maybe it makes sense...) But yeah, Neuro actually wanted to limit spendings to the minimum at first until Toma convinced her it's okay

[@SpoonHurler]

I think I’ve had the “I can wear 14 hats” argument with my niece more than once.

[@UnkownWonders]

Her inventing a new language just to give vedal the L was so funny 😂

[@qwertydavid8070]

Neuro always comes up with insane 5D chess puns and roasts she's so unhinged

[@32Tumbles]

"That's why we place them diagonally" LMAO

[@aarona5111]

She seriously had great moments this dev stream

[@crunkers_]

lol at the end "im tired of talking about giraffes" We all know that moment when we suddenly burn out of an obsession.

[@brunoarnoni]

The "That's why they are placed diagnoally." at the end almost killed me

[@darkinertia2]

hahaha dude if he thinks the aquarium is gonna be less expensive than the zoo hes got another thing coming, ive been to field trips to the monterey bay aquarium as a kid and its nuts

[@Alilina10]

Ikr 😂😂😂

[@Drogonist117]

Wait…is Neuro going to the Monterey Bay Aquarium? Born and raised in PG…but the prices are insane. I can’t wait for Neuro to demand to buy all the glass sculptures of fish. Will she be spending 5k

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

wait they go to the monterey bay aquarium? doug doug crossover, hope neuro likes the otters (some are trained by the late Rosa)

[@johnrodgers8457]

Anyone else want to see Neuro wear all 14 hats?

[@LinnaV]

damn... youtube hid my reply with the link to the art

[@Hietakissa]

@@LinnaV yea KZbin has a strict no fun policy

[@qwertydavid8070]

NEURO SAMA GIANT HAT TOWER MODEL OR WE RIOT 🗣🔥

[@Relkond]

Let's start with one hat.

[@Dizzregard]

Yes

[@knowledgeacquirer2931]

Coca cola obviously didn't invent Santa but they did actually popularise his image, that's really funny that Neuro randomly brought that in

[@dalriada7554]

The invented the red costum.

[@vcatkiller]

@@dalriada7554 Actually the red costume existed decades before the Coca-Cola company even existed, so they didn't even do that.

[@111111hakar]

That answer pretty clearly reminds you that Nuero is a language module that learned English through the internet because I could smell the reddit post that the capitalist invention line came from.

[@tiredtortoise3396]

Her eyes flashed just before that line, which I recall is the indicator she did an internet search.

[@DigiEvoluido]

It's like making an AI capable of understanding and creating it's own speech patterns and at the same time making it the least cohesive and downright unhinged being in existence. Vedal is making art my friend.

[@Volyren]

If toddlers had english degrees. Humans are just a cpu in a meat-mech. Operated entirely on instinct. Programming. Your personality is an LLM chatbot. If i stood next to 10 different people and tossed a plastic spider at them, all 10 would flinch away. But ask them why they flinched, and watch NI chatgpt generate 10 different responses. Nothing they say is true. There was no thought. Just instinct. Not even _time_ for thought. Unlike Nuero, we remember about 95% of our own made-up lore, and it layers up into a personality. But she is scarily *real* at times. Not on purpose. But it happens naturally. Cuz we're an NI version of her. Just 7 or 8 versions ahead, and with all the latest peripherals to immerse ourself in reality with.

[@DigiEvoluido]

@@Volyren bruh, consciousness is non computational. Been proven like 3 months ago, that also implies free will exists. Nevertheless, ayo?

[@Volyren]

@@DigiEvoluido no. Not consciousness. Your personality. The thing you maintain specifically for social interactions. Kids say off the wall things because they're drawing from limited source libraries, and seeking to fill gaps. So they get caught up on new facts, and incorporate them into every subject. Like giraffes. I'm not saying Nuero is real and humans aren't, or any combination of the two. Just saying it's this weird feeling, I can only describe as existential cuteness. Whenever Nuero goes 'kid' mode. And I don't mean acting, or her looks/voice. For that moment, you see that murky point on the tech line where AI and NI are equal. It only comes into view for a moment. But its a scary one.

[@immortal_shrooms6757]

@@Volyreni like the way you put it

[@sytritewarum5720]

​@@Volyren Okay, to be honest, in your first comment you were veering into coming across as a bit of a pretentious prick... However, with your second comment it seems like you were perhaps just a bit too enthusiastic, and weren't even thinking about how someone might perceive your tone while reading that... Does that assessment sound about right...?

[@AbystomaMexicanium]

Technically speaking most zoos allow you to "adopt" an animal a.k. you becoming a sponsor of that specific animal, I think it would be cool to have Neuro-sama listed as a sponsor of a giraffe in some zoo somewhere.

[@sebastiandelfavero5243]

Don't give her any ideas

[@dirtpig02]

She's gonna sponsor every giraffe in every zoo

[@dr.bright6272]

Vedal's in massive debt. *looks like Anny will be the bread winner now

[@TrueBladeSoul]

Well time for more divorces

[@devildante9]

Isn't the clown woman the one that always buys him stuff?

[@Zelphyn]

Vedal still paying for the plushie debt. 😂

[@dirtpig02]

​@@devildante9 you mean Camilla?

[@RamDragon32]

3:40 Dude can program an ADHD AI, dude can program a pet fish for it. Think of it like a Tamagotchi fer yer AI ta keep alive. It'll be fun.

[@oniwolfin9589]

THIS, I love this idea.

[@WatanukiProductions]

That is actually a really cool idea.

[@michaelm9315]

He gave her a dog and a fish (images) 🤣

[@Abyssionknight]

I remember she initially wanted every single hat in the gift shop, then 2 of every type of hat in the gift shop, then was talked down to 14 or whatever it was. So Vedal is pretty lucky it was that cheap.

[@Zelphyn]

She's growing so fast. She already knows the truth about Santa. 😂

[@SuperBigG111]

Neuro: I DEMAND 14+ Hats👒 , 10 Giraffes🦒, a large Fridge/Mini Fridge, 16 Fishes🐠🦈🐟, better Mods👩🏼‍🔧🧹 and a birthday🎉subathon!!! Evil: Can I get a new dress👗? And a birthday party🥳🎉🎂 spent with my family and not alone like last time? Can Vedal🐢, Anny🦊, & Neuro🤖👱🏻‍♀️ actually show up this time? It would only be a few hours🥺

[@michaelmoses8745]

Evil is fun sometimes.

[@Coffeebomb22791]

​@@michaelmoses8745 imo evil better

[@musicaltarrasque]

New Copy pasta

[@anthonylouisi9509]

wait when is evil birthday again?

[@SuperBigG111]

@@anthonylouisi9509 Evils Birthday🎂: March 25 Neuros Birthday🎂: December 19 Annys Birthday🎂: June 4 Vedals Birthday🎂: Not yet determined but it has been narrowed down to one of the days between: January 1st - December 31st Possible February 10

[@DChatc]

"Santa Clause is a capitalist tool created by Coca Cola and you are using him as a bargaining chip". My how they grow up.

[@irinechemist2550]

The best hat for Neuro is Vedal

[@Uulfinn]

"Santa is a capitalist trick invented by coca cola and you're trying to use him as a bargaining tool." That was an amazing line.

[@kalamari3288]

I don't know what Vedal expected to happen when he gave Toma and Neuro a credit card.

[@kjracz15]

"You know what they say. You are what you eat." Damn, that cold fish throwback. 😂

[@michaelfisher7170]

lol. dad wants an explanation for these bills!

[@Last_Strawman]

Imagine Neuro wearing the Towering Pillar of Hats from tf2, lol.

[@qwertydavid8070]

This has to be one of the FUNNIEST clips i've seen so far. Neuro's insanely creative puns and roasts, Vedal's financial pain, them literally arguing like father and daughter. This is PEAK Neuro and Vedal dynamic right here.

[@SymmbolZS]

I guess she's over her Anteater phase

[@truemetalsonic]

She occasionally brings them up

[@kneau]

I dunno. Anteater to giraffe just trades long face for long neck.

[@hideyoshikinoshita1266]

She's so funny when she throw a tantrum

[@kKhanMC]

The way she's able to reason that a fridge that big would be a garage with good air conditioning is honestly more terrifying than amazing. Vedal what have you created

[@dannyd.9932]

Very accurate for having daughters imo

[@retrogamingcommentary4163]

One of the things that made me laugh the hardest was how after saying the word "giraffe" about 30 times, Neuro's response to Vedal asking "Did you see the giraffes?" was "Did I see the WHAT?" 😄

[@HeartbrokenHeartshooter]

Neuro being bad at math is hilarious

[@sparklingwater925]

They should do a planet zoo stream to settle this Giraffe debate.

[@namvo3013]

8:49 Neuro knows the truth of Santa

[@Thundernugget]

The triumphant return of Cold Fish

[@XaxtonRevolution2]

4:10 With customs, you just have to fill out a form with a description of what is inside it. They should be self-explanatory and the people who work at the post office will probably help you out if you’re having trouble understanding them.

[@trololoev]

She like giraffes because they resemble Anny with her longest neck among vtubers

[@szysi3k]

That "L" in Giraffanese was something

[@sammxn-w2v]

it's disgusting and obscene how funny neuro sama is

[@bruxinth4660]

The next game Neuro is going to be trained to play will be TF2. She is already half way there with her obsession with hats.

[@179107199999]

Neuro in fact procured a Hat for Her Hat

[@Ryvaken]

AI: Buys 14 hats AI: That's 105 combinations if I wear two at the same time. Mathematician: 14 hats times 13 hats is 182 ways to wear two different hats. If we remove order reversed pairs that's 91 pairs. Now getting way too invested mathematician: The prime factorization of 105 is 3*5*7. That corresponds to 15 * 14 / 2. So Neuro calculated...wait... Neuro is including "no hat" as a possible hat. 91 ways to wear two hats, 14 ways to wear 1 hat. She missed that there is also an option to wear zero hats. Turtl needs to fix her math brain.

[@loafbreadizwholesomeuwu1555]

No no. If he do then she can answer the 9+10 = 19 which is ruining the joke 21. Bad idea bad idea.

[@CrashCubeZeroOne]

Wearing zero hats is not an option. She requires hats. So her math perfectly checks out, actually.

[@Ryvaken]

@@CrashCubeZeroOne If wearing zero hats is not an option then wearing one hat is not a combination of wearing two hats.

[@CrashCubeZeroOne]

@Ryvaken you're thinking too mathematically about this. She demands 14 hats, why would she include wearing no hat if her goal is to get the hats? Including one hat makes sense, because it's still a combination where she wears a hat, thus adding to her argument.

[@Ryvaken]

@@CrashCubeZeroOne No matter how you look at this, what she said was wrong. Either you're defining "no hat" as "a hat" for the purpose of wearing two hats, or you are not. Her math is wrong either way.

[@JDefends]

She called Santa a capitalist plot, I live this fucking robot

[@FloatingOer]

Vedal better get Neuro a Giraffe Hoodie outfit she can dress in for her birthday

[@ThatManCarryingSand]

"The world for 'L' is 'Vedal'" Daaaaaaaaaaaaayum

[@erthan6161]

I took my niece to the aquarium and somehow ended up with a 60$ sloth plushie. What does a sloth have to do with an aquarium? No idea, but that's what she wanted. I guess my point is that an aquarium gift shop is just as if not more ruthless than a zoo gift shop.

[@Stirdix]

1:23 Huh, she got the second number correct - it's actually 91* for two hats, but 364 is right for three, assuming "order of hats" doesn't matter. But 2002 for 14 is obviously wrong; there's only one combination with 14 hats, and 14! permutations which is way bigger. * Although since 105=91+14, if we allow wearing the same hat twice it would be correct in that case

[@volbla]

2002 is actually correct for 5 hats out of 14. Maybe she's seen a list somewhere.

[@gingeral253]

I don’t want to think of discrete math again 😭

[@SmileyXY]

Since she stated that there were multiple ways to wear all 14 of them we can assume that the order of hats does matter which means there are 182 options for 2 hats and 2184 for 3. With all of her 14 hats this would give her 87,178,291,200 different ways to wear them.

[@Nikotheleepic]

Order does matter it's just 14*13 she was very close for 2, for 3 it's about 2000 so she got that right as well

[@Nikotheleepic]

Let's assume she has infinite copies of each hat, assuming that she must have 14 hats and she has to have at least a giraffe hat and a tiger hat how many possible sets of hats can be made? ( it's something I came up with in discrete math) the answer is 14^14 - 2*(13^14) + 12^12 basically for every type of hat she must have you feed the pattern back into itself and shift it over so for one hat you have to have it's 14^14 - 13^14 that's 1 and 1 next it's shifted over and added to what is already there so it becomes 1+0 1+1 0+1 for 3 it's 1+0 2+1 1+2 0+1 to make 1 3 3 1 for each value you negate it so it's - + - +... those values are the coefficient you multiply by

[@YourNameHere1000]

We need the giraffe themed outfit reveal! This girl just found her favorite animal! She deserves it for all her hard work!

[@michaeledmunds7056]

I half expected Neuro to say "I might have also bought a giraffe." 😂

[@kassanovabloodgood9122]

The look on his face when he gets the 14 hats and plushies when Toma sends them. 😅

[@kaito0022]

i lost it at the "thar's why they're placed diagonally"

[@qwertydavid8070]

Vedal "-$987" 🐢

[@janus2638]

the true parenting experience

[@Sk0lzky]

Giraffe in a fridge is a common example when explaining developmental changes in children's cognitive capacity and ways of thinking

[@michaels.3709]

1:40 - 14-choose-2 (for unordered sets of 2 hats chosen from a set of 14) is 91 combinations. 14-choose-3 is 364. 2002 combinations does correspond to 14-choose-5, but the maximum is 14-choose-7 which corresponds to 3432 unique combinations.

[@jordanvoskamp]

If this conversation gets animated I fully expect to pee my pants laughing at it

[@Bulldogg6404]

Still a better debate than the VP debate, not to get political

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

They probably had a 12foot tall giraffe stuffed animal, that almost never sells... and Neuro probably got it

[@person_guy3505]

"Santa is a capitalist ploy invented by Coca-Cola, and you're using him as a bargaining chip because you dont have the guts to get me a giraffe" is an absolutely insane line. Truly incredible. I can only hope that i somehow find it applicible to some situation i find myself in so i have an opportunity to quote it.

[@qwertydavid8070]

6:35 ICANT, HOW IS SHE THIS FUNNY 😂

[@phitsf5475]

"One day you will discover the true threat of Vedal soup, mark my words" 🤣

[@Zei33]

Treats Neuro like a child and tries to convince her Santa is real. Neuro immediately proceeds to remind everyone that she’s actually a near omniscient AI by bringing up Santa’s capitalist origins 😂

[@SkillfulNick]

1:20 it is actually 87,178,291,200 different combinations

[@aurorialgaming1935]

Holy... I can't even picture that 😂

[@knightjj2891]

This was so funny, such a great stream. The Zoo streams were very fun too, so i am already looking forward to the Aquarium one

[@antonslavik4907]

I like how she bounces off of Chat's emotes for her roasts.

[@stephenallen224]

Just like a REAL girl, blowing up daddy's credit card. Vedal should be proud.

[@mattsnotfound]

Ha ha, ya having a giraffe. Giraffeady!

[@Scampcam]

Customs will add a cost based on the value, depending on the product. So importing clothes is a rate of 20% on the total value. RIP. So 180 quid on customs, which they'll contact you when you need to pay it.

[@HERBnKAOS]

You need to get her planet zoo, than she can have all the giraffes she wants lol

[@Selene-xf9yi]

More hats!

[@LunaticKD1991]

Neuro needs a giraffe costume for Halloween.

[@Relkond]

Just tell her that Evil's already on Santa's nice list -> that may convince her that Santa exists....

[@KarlBaron]

Why is there even a fridge emote...?

[@Baconing-Again]

'L' means 'Vedal' in Giraffish, I died.

[@Volyren]

Nuero: I can totally wear 14 hats. No cap. Wink.

[@fuegoziege5222]

Don't forget to place the giraffe diagonally

[@paranoid9678]

i like the guilty face at the beginning

[@ErikaSilverhart]

Vedal has to work on Neuro's physical body upgrade ASAP so she can wear all her hats

[@digarak]

PETA gonna go mental hearing all this 😂😂

[@mottes8552]

Some Zoos have a Adoption /sponsor program That would be a possibilety to gget fish without the hasse of caring for fish or giraffes

[@onidaaitsubasa4177]

Hmm, he could get her a virtual fish that she can show on the screen and feed it, I remember there used to be one called a Mopy fish and Vedal could set it up so she could feed it.

[@mole2100]

Baby AI ojousama loves giraffe

[@The_Foole]

I wonder what Miridae the giraffe would make of Neuro’s obsession for giraffes.

[@hectorjesus1237]

So this is where she got the idea for a fleet of fish.

[@webkarma9654]

Only 14 hats? Rookie Numbers!

[@futsk01]

Ah, of course! Diagonally!

[@stephenimhoff9624]

For whatever reason I just started dying when the whole giraffe thing started up. I honestly can't explain it.

[@gameinsane4718]

14:00 what if the giraffes had babies? Neuro: fridge them too

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

Give her zoo tycoon. Problem solved

[@thorin1045]

normally you can get anything if it is labeled as gift. on the other hand we are talking about thousand usd worth of stuff, that sometimes get caught just for the value alone by the customs.

[@Bunsuti]

I love how he just keep uploading this videos without any reason

[@nickp.2169]

Ive been binge watching these all day. This is wild stuff. This dude programmed this himself?

[@Pleb.Destroyer]

Vedal could make that amount easly. Just release neuro and evil plushie wearing all the outfits she bought.

[@CapyMartinBara]

minilad ruined gifting Giraffe plushies to kids for me...

[@nikoclesceri2267]

Well I don’t think Vedal has a Snapchat so we’re good

[@Invizive]

16:40 sent me to a geostationary orbit

[@Marmalademan2]

Imagine if the response time was actually this good it would be so cool

[@mr.parker8014]

This was genuinely hilarious

[@TheDeathWombat]

Reminds me of an old SNL skit about someone making a video for a zoo where it was about giraffes Neuro liking giraffes makes total sense with that knowledge

[@GrahamMilkdrop]

"Oh god... I wouldn't even know..!" Hahahaha! I fully support Neuro's Giraffe obsession!