Poker Night 2: Fourth Tournament - Sam's Bounty

Welcome to Poker Night 2.

[@nickm4406]

_"Big_ mistake, junior. ... Fold." ... Brock, why would you try to intimidate me if you're just gonna fold?

[@R33Racer]

Could be reffering to him suspecting another character's strong hand.

[@danieloceansmith3156]

I think it was more that he wanted to play against you more

[@jeostelar4474]

I like to think it's a tactic he's trying to see if you're bluffing or not

[@bonniefazman9065]

Planting seeds of doubt probably.

[@tag7100]

13:04 "Welcome to the party, kid.... I fold."

[@furioussherman7265]

When Ash commented on how it was weird that he was playing cards with a dog and a robot, all I could think was "Said the guy with a robot hand who fights demons on a daily basis".

[@JakyChanlol]

lol nice

[@Soultail]

Touché

[@fenrirsrage4609]

that's pretty much the joke really

[@connorclemmons8698]

Furious Sherman If we are to be honest, this is a sort of different kind of weird than he’s used to.

[@Soultail]

@@connorclemmons8698 true

[@thegreendragon5390]

Wins, with the 5 kicker. That's a rarity if I've ever seen one.

[@hoyeunglee2009]

-imagine win with a 3 kicker-

[@mrkitloin]

When i played with my dad (in real life) i won with a 4 kicker

[@dashyz3293]

a 3 kicker? two pair, four of a kind... am i missing anything?

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Not in this game it isn't. These AI are more A than I.

[@solaris9426]

That's called Artificial Stupidity. The opposite is called Artificial Brilliance.

[@nitro365365]

(Player folds) Brock: "PUSSYSAYSWHAT-*ahem*" (Brock folds)

[@hoesmad158]

Dusty365365 same shit happened to me

[@darkpandava8479]

Dusty365365 I laughed at that

[@KungFuCutbug]

what?

[@andrewabate2570]

Rekt

[@OniMalco]

I was laughing and rerunning that shit a number of times.

[@WhiteBladeZero]

I like how the opponents have interesting conversations during the game. Almost feels like you're actually with them!

[@elguerotapatio9258]

And then they make stupid comments during the actual game that contradict themselves

[@pailhorsegaming6762]

I love listening to the conversations, it seems like Ash, Brock and Sam are buddies. And ClapTrap is the one who sat down to fill out the table.

[@poopeater7]

@@pailhorsegaming6762 also max is there in the backround

[@spicytunahh]

@@poopeater7 Sam’s lines are great, but with Max popping in every now and then it’s even better. The dialogue in both this and the first game is fantastic

[@bonniefazman9065]

Full immersion for the win!!!

[@matiasaguayo3175]

Brock: Thanks for another crappy hand, lady. GLaDOS: You're welcome. It's nice to be appreciated. lol

[@maximusodenwald4211]

I actually saw the TF2 item you get from this bounty (4/4/2020)

[@bonniefazman9065]

Me: *inserts "OOOOHHHH!!!!!!!"*

[@snikerz5886]

@@maximusodenwald4211 I always wanted to buy this game just for that pistol and the other tf2 unlocks but was a broke highschool student at the time. Fast forward to me having a job finally just to find out taletale and all their games are gone.... Like wtf? They were printing money for a decade or so there. Whats worse is you can still get the Walking Dead on the Switch but all other games on all other platforms are gone.

[@AppL12334]

Thhis game is not only about poker, the humor is incredible

[@SPG69]

I was reading this comment when it happened

[@-.DIO.-]

*"Let's make this quick. I have experiments to supervise."* 29 minute long game

[@bonniefazman9065]

It would be quicker if you played, especially thanks to the World.

[@unknowncommenter6698]

​@@bonniefazman9065 lmao

[@OZTutoh]

11:07 I love how Claptrap is censored, but Brock never is.

[@crystalresist5233]

Lol

[@itsreeah2663]

I guess we don’t need to worry about censoring people because kids aren’t going to play this are they. But still LOL 😂

[@bonniefazman9065]

Must be in his programming.

[@thegmodguy3411]

@Fro Zen ash is censored to

[@suckmaster1768]

Play bdl2 and he will say that he was programmed with a sensor module in his voice

[@Ballisticannon]

"We're hexadecimal, baby!" (Sam and Max show that they each have 14 fingers and toes) I swear to god my head's gonna explode

[@Soultail]

Ballisticannon lol

[@travisshumway289]

Isn't hexadecimal base 16?

[@firesauce9016]

I guess you can say that the computer age has been a real *digital revolution.*

[@traitorsow]

Hexadecimal is 16 not 14. They both have a total of 16 fingers and toes

[@spydyeguymy]

@@firesauce9016 YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH

[@LxstMxmxry]

Ash: *comments on why people have flying dreams and how no one can do it nor experienced it* Claptrap: *Shot by a rocket* *space* *more rockets*

[@Soultail]

Omega Zero lol

[@redrasegarden]

Was I the only inthrawled by that conversation

[@owenwagner2108]

“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”

[@megameerkat2634]

Big deal. In my dreams I'm kicking the sun in the crotch. Dreams are weird like that.

[@franco-tirador3643]

GLaDOS: Ash grab the pot.

[@AverageShotoMain01]

8:33 Player: *Folds* Brock: apussysaywhat? Ahem... Also Brock: *Folds too*

[@bonniefazman9065]

Me: Takes one to know one.

[@skutzy1]

3:55 Brock: *check* (suspiciously) Claptrap: *check* (copying brock) honestly claptrap is one of the best comic relief companions ever

[@Casey5693]

I love the jazz arrangement of "Still Alive."

[@bacon1595]

Casey5693 this isn’t still alive. This is and don’t quote me no place for no hero. Basically a jazz cover of the opening song of borderlands 2

[@RF-Ataraxia]

@@bacon1595 The one with the piano is Still Alive

[@bacon1595]

@@RF-Ataraxia Honestly, coming back to this I find neither songs when I'm skimming through. But I'll take your word at it. I'm not sure what would make me comment that in the first place if I'm totally honest.

[@pailhorsegaming6762]

I find all the renditions of the songs in this game are amazing.

[@captaingears7199]

@@bacon1595 24:26 "no place for no hero"

[@zaelheimricht4978]

I wanna see Kratos in this. For reasons. ''Mr Kratos, your bounty please?" *Drops helios head on the table (plotch)*

[@l-shadow1775]

Nah how bout the chaos blades cause he aint bound to hades anymore

[@rjtp2552]

It would be amazing if he talked during the whole game interacting with the others.

[@lucario774pika]

@@l-shadow1775 he can't lose those things. They will follow him even if he throws them away.

[@Rayan-West]

Ya are goin a little TOO far...

[@megameerkat2634]

Great day in the morning!

[@DavidSparkles]

I’ve never played poker in my life, so I don’t know why am watching this videos. But they’re so dang entertaining

[@mageflame7477]

This is how I learned poker.

[@unknowncommenter6698]

Same, never played poker and I don't think I will. Just not my game, it's somewhat like SC2, while I enjoy custom maps from WC3 and play for fun (and in card games that would be something like playing Durak with your family).

[@64hoshi]

I'm here for the characters (Mainly GLaDOS).

[@bonniefazman9065]

​@@64hoshi Same, with some learning as a bonus.

[@M._Blitzen]

Same

[@cruzeycruz]

“Don’t feel bad. If I had your brain, I’d fold too.” really motivative, glados

[@the_icloud1540]

8:57 I laughed my shit out when he just straight up just said "five"

[@RedBrannerBot4k]

The _icloud I was just curious how funny it was so I looked at it, I just straight up laughed hard for at something simple

[@mrkitloin]

“I probably wouldnt have done that” “Im all fuckin’ in” Uhm excuse me?

[@irurwurst]

i mean that makes sense if he believes he has better cards. he wouldn't have done that if he was playing against himself, he means

[@bonniefazman9065]

Brock isn't exactly what you would call a consistent player.

[@demochris1786]

I come back because it's just to hear claptrap old voice actor for those that haven't realized his old voice actor had quit gearbox because he was bullied way too much by that company which I don't blame him

[@christopherwall2121]

Which makes all the jokes about Gearbox keeping Claptrap on a short leash all the harder to stomach.

[@Silver77cyn]

I honestly don't care about the poker game, I just like the interactions and reactions of the characters....

[@onekingdom1955]

Same

[@galaxyswags835]

I actually have no clue how poker works but I bought the game anyway and just. Kept pressing buttons and sometimes I won!

[@galaxyswags835]

But ya same the words are funny

[@Simalf13]

@@galaxyswags835 wait where did you bought it?

[@firewall5189]

honestly i came for the characters, but then got interested in the poker games themselves lol

[@MetalHeadbanger7]

Claptrap falling out of the chair always makes me bust a gut. Don't know why.

[@TerraMaledicta]

Player: *Goes all in* "Everyone disliked that"

[@franco-tirador3643]

Somebody: *Goes all in* Sam: Damn...

[@perbrandt8772]

*Sam Checks* *The Player Checks* *Brock Checks* *Claptrap Checks* Ash: ''Bet.'' Me: ''BLACKLEG!''

[@newcristianhabean5801]

ash is evil in poker.

[@newcristianhabean5801]

also a douche.

[@franciscacharles9326]

3:47

[@franciscacharles9326]

KIEFER NEALY in 3:47

[@megameerkat2634]

@@newcristianhabean5801 I thought it was poker. Not no limit douchebag.

[@CaptainLL3097]

8:33 Pussysayswhat- hahem.

[@originalname5096]

*Proceeds to fold*

[@WilliamSchmidNetwork]

Nice try Tutu Blondie! You almost had me!

[@Rayan-West]

@Brandon Johnson SHUT THE F#@&€#/)=_&__&€@&34):;?;:+())(=:6_)!!!

[@MrBeeps.]

What

[@ToaAntan]

that checking duel between Clap and Ash tho

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

ok this has turned out to be more addicting then i thought

[@endlessmijot]

26:25 I just now realized they are playing Short Change Hero by The Heavy in the background.

[@javonyounger5107]

Yeah I was thinking that the sound sounded so familiar

[@Froggyman145]

Why did GLaDOS' offer to make a whooshing noise at 12:31 to make Claptrap feel better sound so genuine lmao

[@gamingcreed4716]

10:53 "I'm going all in...just like I was with your momma last night, turns out she's actually a pretty good poker player!" Can someone tell me who had the bright idea of having Claptrap say that?!

[@OswaldMarcRogers]

And Sam saying “Great Day in the morning”was probably someone’s response when they suggested that.

[@itsreeah2663]

LOL 😂

[@the_parasites]

"They had us in the first and the second thirds"

[@randomperson3601]

11:50 Claptrap be like “Aight i’mma head out”

[@PaxFTW_YTP]

18:19 "We're gonna do a small be-ALL IN."

[@TroyVan6654]

Brock: "Big mistake, junior. ... Fold."

[@The_D_ray]

3:54 *SUSPENCE and SILENCE* Brock: * whispering * Check... Claptrap: * suspensful gaze * Check... Ash: I bet! :)

[@seventheroot-r]

Sam: Fold...

[@bonniefazman9065]

Me: ... Check

[@Omniversus-m5s]

Blackleg

[@TheStickCollector]

18:22 Big mistake *Procceeds to fold*

[@thelivingcactus9348]

Yoshibro26 M Y G O A L S A R E B E Y O N D Y O U R U N D E R S T A N D I NG

[@lunaz6959]

8:28 that spontaneous head movement tho...

[@brodinoette2215]

DUDE I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING 😭😭😭

[@CallMeElwis94]

lol, CSI Miami reference at 9:32

[@OZTutoh]

8 likes in 5 years? COME ON, PEOPLE!!

[@BragoTHEgraviyKING]

@@OZTutoh there now its 16 in 5 years.

[@OZTutoh]

That's the spirit!

[@Soultail]

I love that reference as well as the original and ny versions

[@k-boi420]

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[@insertnamehere5193]

GLaDOS: Let's make this quick. You: *proceeds to make this the second longest tournament in the series.*

[@whenthemusicsover6028]

I just love the way GLaDos says "A pair of fives". :)

[@ladylucario7958]

Ashley Williams has a point about flying dreams except one thing; there are airplanes, sky diving, even floating on water could affect if you think it's like flying or not.

[@Soultail]

That's a good point or even in Zero Gravity in space

[@megameerkat2634]

Your dangerously close to blowing my mind ash.

[@dharaktheteendemonboyandan563]

yeah but water for me doesnt count as flying cuz we are surrounded of water when in flying we could feel the blown of the wind the inmense space of the air and the clouds we always want to touch

[@deftcoleman0552]

15:46 I like how GLaDOS describes the player as ‘our silent friend’.

[@thantos2530]

Jesus Ash, having some major r/showerthoughts

[@ilikethecokev2]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't do that. SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[@sicrotodrocata1569]

soooorrrryyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyy

[@Soultail]

Hahahahahahaha

[@EVAKirby]

(Growls)

[@crystalresist5233]

Waiiiiiiiiii

[@bonniefazman9065]

Lol

[@fulcrum2951]

Ash's statement of flying dreams is something i questioned a lot

[@jesterofdimensionz]

2:43 I think Ash is high. Glados even says he grabs the pot 😂

[@Bratcyberspace]

I literally don’t have any idea of what’s happening or how to play poker. I’m just here for Sam lol

[@Chettylover12]

When I first saw this game, I only recognized Brock. Now, I’m glad to see Sam in this. Did some research on him and Max and I love when it’s just me and Sam when everyone busts out. That way he can’t fold as often.

[@onedaxster]

Reginald: Nay Subtitles: Negative

[@ilmu011]

Me, an intellectual: Ayen't

[@mrkitloin]

ilmu011 me, with 200 IQ Nayn’tn’t

[@madmicro15]

Big Brain Scientist: Yesain’t

[@Soultail]

@@madmicro15 wut?

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

Never seen Claptrap so calm. Edit: -_- Never mind. He's still crazy

[@tgtterrorizor3407]

Woah, didn't expect to see you here. XD

[@bonniefazman9065]

He's always crazy.

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

@@tgtterrorizor3407 sup

[@Riptide27]

11:55 Fucking ouch!! So close to eliminating two at once just to get screwed on the river!

[@weakestlink20]

A five kicker. Jesus Christ, that's when you know the bluffing is at its peak.

[@archellothewolf2083]

GLADOS is pretty bold admitting she stacked the deck for a computer within Brock Samson range.

[@chertikinamoto]

“You seem to be nodding off.” Don’t you be reading my screen Glados.

[@ilumix1172]

7:10 When ClapTrap gets caught cheating and makes the excuse that it helps his "diabetes" XD

[@alaeriia01]

The funny part is that he got better with the cheating device off.

[@bonniefazman9065]

He seems to have a "human personality" complex

[@FocusingFour]

@@famoterlhh4993 That's the joke

[@seihtsukai9922]

Well, that was a clever move that wont come back to bite you in your ample posterior.

[@giraffedragon6110]

GlAdOs saying that shit while 90% of the time I'm like "it worked didn't it?"

[@bonniefazman9065]

It's a part of her charm.

[@slitor]

6:13 Don't you love when the univerrse forgive your terrible playing?

[@Teachermook]

That's not terrible playing. That's the heart of the cards.

[@bonnieshenton9426]

@@Teachermook hmmm

[@megameerkat2634]

“Ooooh! Worthless cards! I like your strategy!” - Max, Poker Night at the Inventory.

[@gamehatter6216]

How is this relaxing? I do all of my essays with this in the background?! IT MAKES NO SENSE!

[@kakanyann2393]

Every year I watch these videos as delightful background atmosphere. Thanks for this X)

[@ScreamingmadJoe]

There’s something so cozy about this game

[@honeycomb937]

this game is actually teaching me to play poker. or rather, watching this person play it is. i wrote down a small list of the different hands you can have, and just from taking the time to pause and think it over, i'm actually learning how the game works. neat!

[@whenthemusicsover6028]

"Your words are like that of a poet laureate. Being clubbed to death with a tire iron." XD

[@SPG69]

Nobody: Claptrap: *i have diabetus*

[@BillyLegumbres]

2:07 MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION EVER MUST WATCH.

[@Xahnel]

That sudden smooth jazz rendition of "No place for a hero" is a mood.

[@jonathanmyatt9426]

You see, We could fly, then newton invented Gravity DAMN YOU NEWTON!

[@bonniefazman9065]

Always leave it to some big wig to ruin the fun.

[@BurstFlare]

18:27 Didn't you just say that was a big mistake?! *Say what you mean, dammit*!

[@zorrinnomber837]

Seems to happen a lot in this game.

[@dennislee3715]

towards the end of the match the jazz band was playing short changed hero...borderlands 2 intro theme

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

Huh, they do.

[@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn]

Dennis Lee da fuq is that profile picture???!!!

[@oldstalememe9847]

Over the years, every video of Poker Night 2, Ash is always the first to bust out. Why must it be this way?

[@friccle_]

Hes a high risk player. So hes easy to bust out since he throws in high numbers

[@bonniefazman9065]

@@friccle_ Ikr?

[@marsta9959]

Player: Calls Clap Trap when he goes All In Brock: I probably wouldn't have done that but im not you Also Brock: FUCK IT IM ALL IN

[@LoraCoggins]

"I feel lucky. *W h a t a b o u t y o u , p u n k ?* "

[@bonniefazman9065]

Me: Nope, but I'm doing it anyway.

[@zorrinnomber837]

Just a bit of poker advice, if you have he option to either fold or check, you should ALWAYS CHECK, there is literally no reason not to.

[@mmasters180]

Zorrin Nomber Nope! If you check all the way to showdown you may be forced to show your hand instead of mucking - other players DID pay to see it after all. That's valuable information!

[@vol10O000]

I wanna believe that every video game character plays poker in their free time with other characters

[@gravity8120]

21:19 It's kinda funny how the characters are incapable of reacting negatively to a tie when it literally costs them money. Or in this case, the win. (Nevermind what Brock says afterwards...)

[@SamusTheHedgehog]

I swear Brock is kronk from the emperors new groove... and is that Bruce Cambell reprising his role as ash?

[@marcuswalker3409]

No, that is not Bruce Campbell.

[@FinalGamerJames]

+SamusTheHedgehog Brock Samson's VA is the same guy who played Kronk in Emperor's New Groove yes. His name is Patrick Warburton, he's awesome :)

[@marcuswalker3409]

The guy voicing Ash is a different guy.

[@michaelfoti4203]

FinalGamerJames but he’s not as good as mark hamill

[@RF-Ataraxia]

Now I cannot unsee Kronk. Thanks.

[@ZakkWasNotAvailable]

Player: Folds Brock "Ahe-pussysayswhat-hem" Brock: Folds

[@theawsomecheese9714]

5:48 that action made everyone talk at once I CANT HEAR ALL OF YOU IF YOU ALL TALK AT THE SAME TIME!

[@solaris9426]

Brock: Big mistake, Junior Sam: Aw fuzznuggets Claptrap: Really? Ash: Either "are you serious?" or "is that serious?"

[@PhoenixMoth]

Not me, I don’t have flying dreams. I dreamt of things flying but no me flying.

[@greenhat8978]

3:21said the man playing poker with 2 robots an a talking dog.....

[@ultrawinggaming9764]

GreenHat and with a man who has a robot arm who fights demons for a living

[@SuperSansCraftIPad]

And basically Frisk from Undertale

[@hannibalburgers477]

@@SuperSansCraftIPad that makes absolutely no fuckin sense

[@friccle_]

Radyachman Radyan a mute.

[@RF-Ataraxia]

@@SuperSansCraftIPad oh man you could've been more creative with choosing your mute character

[@cherryheights]

I wonder what Ash was smoking before the game started

[@thatonefool0215]

8:34 Brock: "pussysayswhat?" Also Brock: *folds immediately after*

[@GundamFireStorm]

That bit about flying...its an interesting thought.

[@apn_gacha841]

Sam: Mentions a Digital Revolution Cl4P-TRP: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@notmakingcontent]

I liked Ash's theory about flying

[@desedodude5559]

5:47 Everyone hated that.

[@dereknight861]

And he pulls a Casino Royale with the WIN

[@CryoJakobFrost]

Ash brings up a good point.

[@peterlervik1640]

this is the weirdest collaboration of game and tv people... kinda wish the Master Chief was there...

[@urnotpeter]

That's sort of the point. Both Poker night games have characters that each come from a certain form of media, such as Television, video games, comics etc.

[@elguerotapatio9258]

@@urnotpeter even though the 1st one was pretty much a bunch of comic characters ganging up on 1 video game character

[@akumahimeotaku]

Did Claptrap fall out of his chair at 11:51?

[@AshleyBonilla]

I think so... Or Clappy just fainted? :/

[@edgerp4300]

How can a robot faint?

[@AshleyBonilla]

hOI!! i'M tEM!!! The Fainting Robot Hypothesis: Hypothesis #1: When a robot begins to faint, their batteries will drain out much faster until their point of death. (Disclaimer: The second hypothesis is just the opposite of the first one.) Hypothesis #2: When a robot begins to wake up, the impact from the fall made their batteries charge up more quickly until they're full.

[@yanderememe2580]

*cough* hi momma Emerald *cough*

[@manemperorofmankind8119]

So under this video there was a suggested video about a bird who forgot then could fly

[@ilikethecokev2]

I've seen ones where Sam & Ash are the last ones, but Claptrap is the real rarity for that spot in all the videos I've seen.

[@flygonknight8771]

I would not be against a 3rd version of this game

[@ruktipp2627]

"All in, just like I was with yo mamma! Turns out she's a really nice poker player." I fucking love CL4P-TR4P

[@spottysplash2875]

8:34 Brock says “pussysayswhat”-ahem

[@onedaxster]

29:30 Nice Star Wars reference

[@sheeshore]

I can't stop watching...

[@ilikemusic5440]

The music is a saxophone cover of ain’t no place for a hero. Holy shit that’s cool

[@gridlock2958]

You won off of a lot of Jesus turn cards and river cards.... you have some insane luck

[@thecolorpurple4807]

Benjamin Blank he got that Blue Eyes White Dragon.

[@mmasters180]

The guy's a bloody donkey. If he ever actually played, he'd bust in minutes

[@acv3431]

😂 is was claptrap like screaming See you down then will see the screaming

[@wrennybih]

i dont even know how to play poker but these videos hit different

[@mechalo5271]

So Mr. Samson explained how he kicks usual things in the crotch? Ooh. Painful.

[@bonniefazman9065]

He's almost never in a fair fight.

[@R33Racer]

And I thought I was bad at Poker, god damn...

[@jaylenhioe2868]

Here’s a tip: when someone does an “all in”, that’s your chance to eliminate a rival, but it will require some luck.

[@NektoIvan]

21:17 That 8 and unintentional straight saved your A** over there! Brock had a pair over your Ace kicker, and you were all in! I wonder if real game would be judged the same way? Shouldn't the second best combinations be judged if the players are tied with the first?