Vegan Music Is Scary

[@jinx3278]

Anyone that has to say "I am not a Cannibal" is probably a Cannibal.

[@VOLAIRE]

But I’m really not a cannibal

[@shaneyy__]

Specifically cannobalism 🤧

[@manictiger]

I'm not a cannibal yet. Watch what happens the second rule of law collapses.

[@mrjohnnyk]

"He's a great guy, definitely not a cannibal"

[@really296]

Skoochers same goes for anyone that says they arent a capitalist.

[@Greenchazm]

To say I'm uncomfortable is an understatement.

[@joebrunton2682]

amen

[@silentknight8289]

Good to know im not alond

[@Over9000Turtles]

To say "I'm comfortable" is a statement.

[@dravuun9865]

My sphincter cringed.

[@nitelyf.374]

backwoods blacksmith Mine prolapsed

[@Ryan-dk7mm]

Great thing about vegan rappers is they never have beef.

[@toxiclaw7591]

Shame on you

[@SurBoi09]

Original comment needs more likes

[@ronaraygun3013]

Best joke ive seen in any comment section

[@SB-SB]

"You wanna go bruh!?" "Nah man we cool let's just squash the lettuce right now"

[@mewkatlol]

I'll see you out.

[@mi1056]

'End Capitalism' - Nike Sneaker 2019

[@capital4384]

don’t you dare end my religion

[@hellishwerewolf7798]

I doubt he actually paid for it all he does is mooch of others.

[@brenxbux]

its ok he got it at a thrift store

[@kashmirwillwin3124]

@@capital4384 Ah now I understand wht WTC was attacked. Now it's becoming all clear to me

[@quasicreator2027]

Steven You really shouldn’t copy/paste your replies to every comment mentioning capitalism. Just makes you look like a bot. Besides, the joke seems to be completely lost on you, so I’ll explain it. The sneaker says “end capitalism” and that same sneaker was manufactured by Nike, a business. This implies that he purchased the shoe, engaging in capitalism, then used it to show his message about wanting to dismantle capitalism. We all see the joke here. That he’s harping on about capitalism being bad, and yet he spreads that message with shoes, recording devices, and websites that couldn’t have been created with the same quality through any other economic system. Do you get the joke now? And do you understand how ending capitalism wouldn’t “improve society somewhat”?

[@ncrtrooper6619]

*Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for some Vegan Music*

[@jimmyneutron7935]

Degenerates like you belong on the cross

[@henstar337]

_You'll pay for what you did to the Powder Vegans!_

[@kujobeatsofficial]

i want to like this comment but 69

[@tropicalwasteland447]

Best comment ever!

[@nihoa9123]

wish i had a ncr vegan taking care of me...

[@ckirkpatrick100]

I laughed so hard when the “ end capitalism “ shoe came into frame.

[@gustavrsh]

The "end capitalism" Nike shoe.

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

Nothing says, “I support ending capitalism” by supporting a company that uses child labour to make its products

[@fg_roshii5913]

Please end capitalism?

[@sandshark2]

@Steven i mean, what does the guy do about capitalism, tho? Like you can still live in society and disapprove of it, but you gotta atleast do something to fix it, and being vegan does shit. Its like complaining that CO2 emissions arent going down, but you drive a car 5 minutes to work. You could just as easily use a bike with no detriment And if you cant provide a better societal system to replace capitalism, then why end it? Fix it instead. Of course, that requires an understanding of economic philosophy.

[@Krieger-jo2kf]

@Steven it took me less than 5 minutes to find dozens of brands that make shoes ethically, some in the same style and price range as Nike. Its not hard to avoid products made with bad labor practices.

[@TheAwillz]

“If I ever get intimate with you I’m not going to eat you (does scary psycho eyes)” SOLD!

[@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327]

No vore no life, duh.

[@masonsmoore9629]

🐈

[@HeretixAevum]

How could you not click on a video titled "Virginity Doesn't Exist", sounds real enlightening to me.

[@pingupungo3365]

I mean ”veganism is gay” was also there but yours is a shout too 😂😂

[@bread5231]

If anyone ever utters the words, "Sexy, sexy papaya," that's a pretty good signal that you should start running

[@TheSakars]

Thanks for featuring some of my music in your video. Thanks for the laughs. I wish you all the best.

[@jvkxbe]

John Sakars #respect

[@Nate-bn5kk]

Gotta admire a man who can take one on the chin and shrug it off!

[@MangaPhantom]

what a guy

[@whiteroseproject7207]

Hey man your still better than vegan gains lol

[@dobbamaniac6261]

R E S P E C T

[@NickBishop]

Oh god, John.. I forgot about him. I made playlist of my favorite shit of him. Bless you for reminding me

[@mydadishismom8716]

Link that playlist now please.

[@NickiRusin]

sir, please, the link _please_

[@jesser3856]

LINK

[@mellojello43]

@@jesser3856 kzbin.info/aero/PL2Cu3DlYpcDQJSHuRxYjpabJS8Q9p6pnE

[@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN]

I remember being viscerally disgusted by him in either 2016 or 2017, so I actively avoided anything that had to do with him. Eventually, I forgot about him and now I'm here. I still think he's gross, but my reaction isn't as severe.

[@petrichorsbaby]

FINALLY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT VVJ GOD I'VE BEEN WAITING

[@Bijlez]

@@auto-- I think that's the point though.

[@StormTroy]

With the title "Vegan Music is scary" I was honestly expecting Cattle Decapitation

[@benwesley5260]

I’ve seen both and this John guy’s videos are WAY worse.

[@thomasthrash666]

Hell yeah man

[@d_1044]

When your mom walks in the room while VVJ is playing

[@Goose21995]

“End capitalism” *5 ads later* *pLeAsE cOmMeNt & sUbScRiBe*

[@Icetea-2000]

What does that have to do with Capitalism?

[@vladko-5856]

@@Icetea-2000 money

[@default6274]

@@Icetea-2000 Ads: Money. Comment and subscriptions: The same thing that he's "fighting", the belief that some number (like money) makes you superior or better at what you do.

[@Icetea-2000]

Default That hasn’t got anything to do with capitalism. If that is what your definition of it somehow is it just shows that you have absolutely no idea how economics and most importantly modern economics work. Stuff like this is just abusing buzz words to get the support of stupid people who unload all their problems in life on capitalism whether it makes sense or not, but just because you need an enemy apparently. When you got no one to blame but yourself, blame the system, ages old tactic.

[@default6274]

@@Icetea-2000 Yup, i have no idea. I'm sixteen years old, after all. I'm just saying that, asking for subscriptions and comments in a video looking for "awake" people of the system, is funny on its own in some weird way. That may be just me, obviously. I don't know if you were talking about me when saying that i'm looking for an enemy or something, but alright. I made a mistake talking about capitalism like i know about the matter, and i can recognise that. Have a good night, sir.

[@nytrodioxide]

This is me 20 years from now Half serious and half ironic, but 100% cringe

[@gnarlywormz]

thanks for being honest

[@justsomeplantcells-]

2000 years of constant evolution to create vegans.

[@evansutcliffe1099]

rock and rule bb

[@Vitorruy1]

I feel many young ppl today will be like that

[@LibertyTreeStudios]

This was very uncomfortable and unsettling.... Give us more please.

[@hasanyelok3277]

When he was licking the papaya I literally had to cover my screen with my hand.

[@alexolfis3441]

I think most of us did

[@deadtopus2468]

I can't believe that I did exactly the same lmfao

[@AlphaQHard]

I just skipped that part. The cringe was tearing me apart

[@beastweeb6667]

i swear charlies recommended vids must be the weirdest shit ever

[@noomeron]

The real question: is his "end capitalism" video monetized?

[@Thelango99]

I hope it is haha.

[@KING7CANTONA]

@Steven its bc its not fair to hardworking ppl, even tho the whole spiel of it is to be fair for hardworking ppl

[@NegusInParis01]

He gets Verified lol

[@s.sterling6685]

@@KING7CANTONA exactly

[@sandshark2]

@Steven He doesnt criticize capitalism tho, he just openly hates on it. An equivalent example would be me saying I hate Islam, compared to “islamic tradition has issues when it comes to gender equality”. One is just hate, one is criticism. Dont confuse the two, or else you end up like the far-right who claim verbal harassment is part of their free speech. Please dont make that mistake

[@goopymcgooperson1364]

Rock these days has too many calories and is hurting the animals. Y'all should start listening to vegan music.

[@madao_desu]

『Goopy McGooperson』 your DP, what anime is it, please tell thanks

[@goopymcgooperson1364]

@@madao_desu Pop Team Epic or Poptepipic

[@madao_desu]

Thank you bro... :D

[@Exeonz]

Architects, Heaven shall burn, Cattle decapitation, Arch enemy and many more.

[@mclovin2239]

『Goopy McGooperson』 tobias

[@Donsps5]

I don't like rock music as it disrupts the molecules in the air which effects trees.

[@Du0plexGaming]

ₗDₒₙₛₗ I don’t like trees because displace space in the atmosphere, leaving less room for all the species of other life in the earth.

[@Joshuaend]

@@Du0plexGaming I don't like atoms. it makes something and now some things won't be made.

[@killmeister2271]

I like how this comment can be backed up by science

[@birisuandrei2866]

@@Joshuaend i dont like electrons cause it makes us negatively charged.

[@birisuandrei2866]

@@Du0plexGaming i dont eat animals cause they are living beings, but fuck plants, plants dont deserve equal rights.

[@casualgoats]

One of the top 5 Vegan artist Anthony Fantano is afraid to review.

[@lancewilson1722]

Top 10 rappers eminem was afraid to diss

[@Maxisamo1]

"He's not saving the pig, he's just sexually stimulating it"

[@kurvitaschthedictator]

the last enjoyable moment of the pig before he turns into bacon

[@DaenerysGOT18]

This guy belongs in Arkham Asylum😂 Charlie you always have the best one liners!

[@musicarchive1117]

spoilers :(

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

*Batman inflicting high impact nocturnal violence upon him*

[@N12458]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lazarc1402]

About time that you stumble upon this god of KZbin I actually went through quite a lot of stuff from this dude, and if I made a "best of" of him, that would have to include hits like "I Got a Vasectomy", "Cool as a Cucumber" (this one's actually kinda cool) and "Carnist Roommate"

[@limpwang8941]

I am ashamed to have learned what a papaya is from this video. Thanks, Cr1t1cal.

[@iuuuuutubi]

Learn what a papaya is in what's the English word for it or you have never seen fruit before in your life?

[@timewellspent8137]

@@iuuuuutubi I've never seen a papaya. Never felt like going out of my way to find out what it looks like.

[@DarksideSleemo]

Same dude. I know what it tastes like but now I wish I didn't.

[@donadaverdade6230]

Quick, call Buzzfeed, you can be the next "guy eats fruit for the first time"

[@davidbergmann8948]

I learned what burgers and fries are before I could form complete sentences. Nice!

[@kropotkinnie]

I subscribed several years ago to this guy with my vegan best friend who found him, and we watched all of his videos. I unironically love him. He's maybe the best human on the planet, not because of his views, but because he makes the funniest shit. Please go watch all of his stuff. It's so good. It's like taking more drugs than you can handle.

[@Azhiru]

I miss when these would be just a video instead of a twitch compilation

[@nikki8889991122]

Capitalism: *exists* John: I’m about to end this mans whole career.

[@imsorryforchangingmynameso611]

Liking for your comment and also your Gaara profile picture

[@stephen3293]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@emanatingf]

@Stephen O Connor Crazy. It's so different & traversing for them.

[@svyalinirnhut890]

*RACIST*

[@CaptainDoomsday]

That's why we bless the rains there.

[@spyman2899]

What about 120 seconds

[@SC-ce3vp]

No...

[@fn_flashy9101]

I remember I randomly saw one of his videos when he had 20 subs. It was insane.

[@Xavier-pq7vo]

ya'll laughin' till John reestablishes communism with a hint of veganism

[@Eggy-]

Having the same name as him, makes me want to change my history.

[@martonjuhasz1544]

have you heard about vegan black metal chef?

[@nuthead8888]

Márton Juhász please tell us more

[@martonjuhasz1544]

@@nuthead8888 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYbQhWSQhLVrp9E

[@martonjuhasz1544]

but if you have more time then this is THE og song: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZa9nZyeaal3hMk

[@bigallan6730]

The fact you didn’t find “don’t use the name of an animal as an insult” saddens me. Truly Big John Sakars’ best work.

[@screwstaparchynco751]

i don't believe anyone can unironicaly say "please go vegan become an activist"

[@jordan7059]

Your profile picture is cursed

[@Mehhhhhhhh]

Reducing meat consumption is good for the enviorment because of livestock deforestation and the amount of greenhouse gases the animals release but vegans sometimes take it way too far to the point where everyone hates them and or they discouraged everyone who was willing to listen because they were not "vegan enough" for them.

[@midshipman8654]

*Starry * I think I like you. I think saying reduce meat consumption is infinitely better than just say plain out “go vegan”. First of all you seem less pushy, and second of all, weither people think of it or not, meat is a part of many cultures, such as the American one. I don’t know how far you would get trying to preach to step nomads to stop eating meat, or an Italian to stop making there hundreds of years old sausage recipe.

[@fizzzycat6324]

I refuse to believe a man that has been on KZbin as long as you has never heard of John Sakars before.

[@kittenassassin]

Earth Crisis started straight edge vegan hardcore music

[@jacobdesrosiers8312]

Vegan Reich tho

[@OB.x]

He hates money so much... wonder how much he spent on that shitty vintage jean jacket and bandana.

[@-xxxuchihacion-3318]

50 cents at salvation army

[@dakotafawson1223]

cvc that bandana didn’t cost more than $5

[@MatterOfFire]

found it in a dumpster

[@theprocrastinator6813]

......but a vegan diet is more expensive

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

Don’t forget those Nike shoes that were made with child labour, that kid is a hypocrite

[@VINOS234]

2:16 Don't become a vegan or you'll turn out like this guy Man needs serious help

[@speedfastman]

Hey, I hate that dumb little guy in the bottom left picture box too. But that's a little harsh.

[@arcturus8896]

@@speedfastman ouch

[@pootiss4040]

dont become vegan or you dont become the sexiest alfa male alive wtf

[@ark2074]

@Ray Getard *Oof*

[@Avetarx]

[Cr1TiKaL makes original video with his dad] Me: Nice video, I liked this one! [Cr1TiKaL finds another weirdo on KZbin and reacts to his videos] Me: Ah shit, here we go again.

[@coolkidig6193]

I remember seeing him in middle school and we all thought it was the funniest shit

[@trumpeterjen]

Charlie, about the fruit man: "...needless to say." Me: "SEEDLESS TO SAY"

[@actinopterygiis]

I WANTED TO FORGET JOHN. WHY WOULD YOU POST ABOUT HIM.

[@teavanill6969]

WELL hello TRASH fellow homestuck

[@ducky4303]

commenting here so that you get the notification, check it, and remember him again

[@dylanLC625]

Remember about johhnnnnnnnn

[@HD-uc7lk]

0:33 John: “Wage slavery makes me cry!” Penguinz: “Don’t cry!”

[@yourverybestfriend1263]

Yes. That was in the video.

[@coldramentpm1013]

penguinz

[@HD-uc7lk]

Gonk Droid yup... it was...

[@yourverybestfriend1263]

@@HD-uc7lk yup

[@yourverybestfriend1263]

Alright guys good hustle. Lets never speak of this again ok?

[@LeonardoDaVinci_1452]

The Soy Meter is going off the charts

[@3vermore938]

Just wait until you've seen "ThatVeganTeacher" channel on both yt and tiktok.

[@elweon8754]

Vegan music sounds like a joke that will fit in Rick and Morty

[@morbidapple5794]

Recommended vegan death metal bands: Vegan corpse and morbid apple.

[@TheBoardandThebord]

Can you review captan beefheart’s album trout mask replica?

[@inoiseaguy]

I no how to use tools fast and bulbous

[@azuritet3]

Thank you.

[@TayTheDay]

Squirmin’ serum ‘n semen ‘n syrup ‘n semen ‘n serum Stirrupped in syrup Neon meate dream of a octafish

[@foobarbazquux]

Charlie would never review such a shitty album

[@corvidox]

I'll save you some time: It's a fucking horrible attempt at music

[@dimnutty]

Because of this channel Facebook is always offering me great deals on fleshlights.

[@sabinfigaro7334]

Lol

[@nominom2680]

Anyone on the internet: "you're a virgin" Me: "Virginity Doesn't Exist"

[@ApexRevolution]

As a vegan, ahem, I feel uniquely qualified to comment on my veggie brother John here. Now I understand what you're thinking, and yes, all vegans are like this, and if you become vegan you are mandated to produce vegan music, its just part of the deal.

[@Symora]

I prefer my music with saturated fat and moist crab legs

[@stephenmiller9009]

Overly seasoned cod and rice music is better tho

[@rejectedautobiography]

Superglue = Vegan friendly lipstick

[@mrwalkway4740]

This guy has been kicked out of at least 3 DSA chapters

[@Sue_Me_Too]

1:04 The pig is actually trying to eat his hand

[@smileitsjustagame2937]

Aw man I havent seen a John Sakkars video in so long. They are all pretty valuable.

[@mishi6525]

At least it isn’t Pokémon Go Kid.

[@alexanders2669]

Mi Shi You gotta send me the source for that profile picture

[@JustMikeyyy]

I Play Pokemon go everyday

[@Bingus__Khan]

@@JustMikeyyy But do you play it when you wake up and grab your phone?

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

It’s worse

[@DerVasto]

To be fair, it's a kid, and kids do stupid cringeworthy shit. But I can't defend a man that looks like he's 50 and still living in his mom's basement, paying no rent.

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Dude all Vegans are Psychic! *Tips hat for anyone who gets this Reference*

[@falsetitle6940]

Vegones.

[@FyreHatch]

It's all fun and games with psychic powers till the vegan police arrive

[@Z3r0Sk83r]

That aged me a little

[@Narutass43]

Gelato's not vegan?

[@deuceydee3506]

@@Narutass43 Milk and eggs, bitch

[@MollyAintIt]

I think I just shat myself when I saw that thumbnail

[@silas2287]

I thought it was Michael Rosen so I was moist at first, but when I clicked and it wasn't I became dry then wet again when it turned into POV vegan porn.

[@akrilla5929]

@@silas2287 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzźzzzzźź,

[@2cgaming808]

We all know that Charlie wants some of that VVJ action

[@cameronmattingly8802]

This is like Doug walkers estranged brother

[@real__]

Charlie calm down, i can't keep up with this upload schedule

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*_Top 10 Most Weirdest Music Genres Of All Time_*

[@gorgjesss]

Love your Clockwork Orange brainwashing thumbnail 👍🔶

[@battlefrontbeast97]

In case anyone hasn't seen it check out Tosh.0 when he interviews this dude.

[@DandyPanda]

Thanks heading over there to watch it now

[@LILJ7131]

I love how he writes end capitalism on his Nike shoe... irony 0:14

[@virginiadepartmentofrecord6405]

0:18 "May IIIIIIIIIIIII, stand unshaken, amidst, amidst a crash of worlds"

[@brownguy903]

The mans gotta be on like 6 levels of ironic satire Bernie 2020 but this man could single handedly turn every voter off of democratic socialism

[@bleh8789]

Good lol

[@brownguy903]

Elisa Castro how's that trade war treating you

[@brownguy903]

Elisa Castro I don't hold it against you, most poor/middle class republicans don't realize how leftist policies actually help them

[@cs0345]

@@brownguy903 I don't hold it against you, people generally focus on how policies sound as opposed to what they actually accomplish. Helping people sounds good, complaining about the cost and trade-offs of such policies does not.

[@superorangecat6937]

The first guy is the Neil Breen of rap.

[@superorangecat6937]

Sorry, all vegans look alike.

[@amale441]

There's a video of him pretending to eat the viewer's hole while drinking green vitamins It's quite a video

[@GGKittyXO]

I KNEW IT WAS HIM. gOD HE AGED LIKE A FUCKING BANANA IN THE SUN

[@doclouis4236]

How old is he? It already looks like his hair is turning gray.

[@zExcepTionaL]

Charlies been reacting to alot of the oldschool h3h3 characters and i like it

[@elmerjuen5361]

it scares me how things like this go unchecked. nightmares. thanks charlie ill be waiting for the next one

[@KingChilled]

Look vegan music might be scary, but it’s not as scary as you not following Twitch.Tv/moistcr1tikal

[@ryanbusse5374]

Thought this was gonna be about vegan straight edge hardcore

[@delta5160]

lol me too

[@sterbenwarstorm2]

I’ve actually listened to johns song “tickle song” lmao. I knew his voice was familiar when I heard him in this!!

[@ArcaneChariot]

ngl the vvj song, no matter how many times i see it, just makes my whole being shrivel up and die

[@tomv9229]

This guy made a music video called "be cool as a cucumber" and it's a damn trip

[@tannerhill6809]

Thought this would be Cattle Decapitation

[@ironman6701]

Something tells me John is a cannibal

[@perigrin6]

I will never think of... Um... VVJ the same ever again

[@willjustice1876]

I literally got an ad for pulled pork before this video started

[@gforce07]

When I saw the capitalist shoe, I knew something was up. When I saw him licking that papaya, I knew the veggie meat substitute hit the fan.

[@joslin7196]

Subtitles: [Vegan Music] Deaf people: *screams in deaf*

[@joslin7196]

Yes

[@alecauster9926]

Guaranteed Eugene, where my birdman bois at

[@9628-y8r]

Remember vegan gains?

[@CaraHTheRealCie]

Well, that's it, I am officially traumatized. I will never again be able to look at papaya without having the urge to scream and run.

[@keythekidd]

I’m definitely gonna start prefacing that I’m not a cannibal when meeting new people from now on😂

[@kozcs2]

John Sakars is the modern-day vegan Fred Flinstone

[@AndrewOfConflict]

I was excited for a video about Cattle Decapitation :(

[@Bingus__Khan]

Saving* cattle

[@gordonramslay9955]

John in that wig reminds me of Freddie Mercury for some reason

[@Shadow21Sixty1]

I want VVJ to play at my graduation

[@samgomez9942]

"End capitalism" I'd expect nothing less from such an intellectual

[@samgomez9942]

@Steven I can't tell if you're joking or not tbh

[@mariadelrosario9471]

@@samgomez9942 Replace "capitalism" with "satan", "an intellectual" with "a true believer", and "a religion" with "blasphemy". You'll see the irony, and I don't think he's joking.

[@defaulter264]

@Steven stfu commie

[@TheManoftheNorth]

I love how one of his videos is "Virginity isn't real."

[@funghiciabatta551]

"END CAPITALISM" on a pair of nikes? Yeahh buddy keep telling that to yourself!

[@REAL-BIG-HAM]

1:37 I don’t know man sounds like something a cannible would say.

[@UltimatePowa]

Pretty sure this is Alex Jones level of satire, this dude is balls deep

[@TheOfficialT0XIK]

Charlie should replace Morgan Freeman as a narrator