Veganuary | Jack Whitehall

[@nataliamidzio]

"Nope, just making you oxygen negative." Best line

[@LMay11037]

Carbon dioxide positive

[@elizabetheaton3882]

That one really hit !

[@jgcoverkknot5701]

@@LMay11037 pillow positive

[@whitetshirtdraws]

So true

[@jgcoverkknot5701]

I love how even though he's making jokes he isn't trying to be like "you guys are idiots". I'm a vegan and even if he didn't go further than the tofu joke I still would have found it hilarious

[@VVeniceMC]

Can't find a more relatable comedian yet, you are an actual Inspiration!

[@eriktabbers3599]

Asian comedians are stepping up more and more though. Not many new ones in the west and Jack has limited material because he doesn't need the money to begin with. Having said that i do love his work on stage alot and hope to see more.

[@oliviadaly4795]

Him and his dad are hilarious together. Check out his netflix series' travels/Christmas with my father and their audiobook

[@LetsPlayCrazy]

Oh so also shop at Lidél?

[@akaymac1]

I'm an American who went to school in England in 2020 and I remember going into all of the grocery stores at the beginning of the year and the "Veganuary" signage was everywhere lol...I was like is this England or California? hahaha

[@leen8430]

Damn. For some reason I completely forgot how much I love your comedy, glad I got this reminder!

[@junelondon1703]

He is one of my favorite comedians now. ^^

[@lvffyst4rs]

Note: Never tell Jack Whitehall you’re plant positive if you don’t want to be oxygen negative 😃✨✨

[@Imfromjamaicaman]

If you've had a no nut November, it's only fair to have a Wankuary, or Jerkuary, right?

[@abdullamohamed7077]

You forgot destroy divk December

[@Paragon13]

Fibonacci fap February. Apply the Fibonacci sequence to the days of February, matching the numbers in the sequence with the number of times you fap.

[@jameswebb8274]

It's No Nut November and then Dick Destruction December

[@IuriiZavalava]

"I'm going to get booed and get tofu thrown at me"

[@benzaiten933]

free tofu! yay!

[@robertrockenfelder3201]

Plant Positive! That's too funny!

[@blackfyrerose2292]

Australians would not give up meat for January. We have our Australia Day on the 25th. It's our version of July 4th for Americans. But since Christams and New Years is in summer, we spend our January drunk and eating lots of lamb and BBQ grilled meat, and laying on a beach on by the pool. Yeah, so Vegans could probably take July or June. Nothing going on then. Winter is slow and green leafy foods are in season.

[@stever3141]

Australia Day is 26 Jan.

[@someguy2135]

A couple of vegan activists who are Australian- Joey Carbstrong, and James Aspey. They have popular channels here on KZbin.

[@triadgaming3323]

Great work mate ❤️❤️

[@christophb2736]

Jack could read the phone book and it would be hilarious!

[@oliversherman2414]

"plant positive" lmao 🤣😂

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

As a person whose birthday is in January, I resent all this dissing of my month of origin.

[@lambentlamprey]

Greetings fellow Smackuary baby :)

[@someguy2135]

We January babies don't want everyone being grouchy when they choose our birthday presents! Fortunately, most vegans will tell you they wished they went vegan sooner! I will!

[@Lean-zj1nl]

I'm born on June, which is pride month, and you know what- i think that's great

[@benzaiten933]

I'm born in January and diss my birth month relentlessly. not because of Veganuary, no alcohol January or any such trends you can simply ignore, nay, simply because it's the coldest month of the year and I dislike freezing immensely.

[@karinberonius8799]

I've tried one of Lidl's vegan burgers. The one that you just heat up in the microwave. With the bun, pretend cheese, and something that looks like a slice of pickled cucumber. Oh, the horror.

[@lorrainefryer]

Try beyond burgers.

[@karinberonius8799]

@lorrainefryer They'd better be good considering the price! Here they're priced at £22/ kilo!

[@melinaz.z.1033]

Oh yes it is terrible😅 But I think most microwave Burgers would be?😂 The vegan pattys From Aldi are okay

[@karinberonius8799]

@melinaz.z.1033 The microwave makes most meals sad. I'll think about other vegan options while I make some more moose meatballs.😋

[@ajvintage9579]

Real plant-based whole food is very delicious and satisfying.

[@laurelrhodes744]

As a January baby, I will never ever partake in one of the January challenges! Yes, I am one of those people who loves their birthday that much. 😅🤣🎂

[@benzaiten933]

I'm January born as well but I really dislike my birth month since it's often the coldest month of the year and I hate the cold. I wanna throw nice little summer grill birthday parties, not be huddled under heaps of blankets! and about those challenges; you don't need any kind of 'official' event, if you want to lay of booze or meat for a month you can do it whenever, no artificial peer pressure needed.

[@destinydarrling9276]

Same!

[@Jazzy31]

@@benzaiten933 Come to Australia mate 🤣

[@Yakito666]

Even Heroinuary?

[@candicecharles5375]

Love you Jack 😂😂

[@an830]

Fantastic 🏆🤗💕

[@someguy2135]

The reason plant based meat is more expensive than meat made from animals is that the government heavily subsidizes animal agriculture. Once enough people buy plant based meat products, the price will come down. We should vote with our wallets. Supply and demand plus economies of scale will do the rest.

[@katalinelo8011]

And probably also because it takes several steps to make grain and soy look and taste like meat. Industrial processing. Using a lot of water and energy. So vegans can substitute meat they hate. I enjoy vegan food occasionally, but that doesn't pretend to be meat but looks what it is: vegetables.

[@elaexplorer]

LoL the reason it's more expensive is because they want it to be. It has nothing to do with subsidies (btw meat isn't subsidized, wheat, corn, and dairy are) but rather plain ole corporate greed.

[@benkalem]

Voting with your wallet works up until the point you are faced with reality. After that, you go for what you can afford.

[@randomina465]

Wrong

[@someguy2135]

@@katalinelo8011 You- "Using a lot of water and energy." Each person switching to a plant based diet would save 219,000 gallons (829,000 liters) of water every year! "UNESCO Institute for Water Education: The production of a meat-based diet typically consumes twice the amount of water as compared to a plant-based diet. National Geographic: "On average, a vegan, a person who doesn't eat meat or dairy, indirectly consumes nearly 600 gallons of water per day less than a person who eats the average American diet." Diet change-a solution to reduce water use? (IOP Science): This 2014 research finds "reducing animal products in the human diet offers the potential to save water resources, up to the amount currently required to feed 1.8 billion additional people globally."-Truth Or Drought (Title follows- "How Would a Vegan Shift Save Water?")

[@kakashi_hatake20038]

Ur an amazing comedian Jack. The best along with Kevin Hart

[@projectdrhati]

wish flew back to the very frst time moment i saw this. this one comedy show made me knw you

[@Amanda_K9]

Dry January? That is so jarring to hear. In Australia it's Dry July.

[@DaveTexas]

I live in Texas. If any store here attempted to promote "Veganuary," the store would be nothing more than a pile of ash with a few thousand bullets in it by the next morning. The amount of space devoted to "meat alternatives" in local supermarkets is three or four shelves in one four-foot-wide freezer case. The amount of space for red meat alone is somewhere in the neighborhood of 60 feet of refrigerated cases stocked bottom to top with every part of the cow - PLUS a separate butcher counter with another 20 feet of red meat displays.

[@TotallyHuman]

That thing about 'wal-mar' in the states... that hit hard

[@sunwisecircles]

no bleeping

[@cosmicriptid]

I'm vegetarian, but I have no problem with the vegan jokes, as long as meat eaters are willing to be made fun of back.

[@richardlloyd2589]

We can be roasted. 😉😋

[@Penguinstudios123]

vegetarianism and veganism are 2 very different things. vegetarianism is a diet. veganism is an animal rights movement. and i've never heard of a meat eater being willing to be made fun of without them resorting to stereotypes about vegans or getting butthurt lmaoooo. maybe there is some. idk. a feel like a lot of jokes about vegans are just misinformed. but if someone comes up with an actually funny one, go crazy lmao. just bored shitless of being told i eat grass. get a new one buddiessss

[@death-moth]

"Meat eaters" that's new...

[@Penguinstudios123]

@@death-moth how😭

[@death-moth]

@@Penguinstudios123 I mean we ain't carnivores??? Lmao.

[@CrimsonKage]

"Cuz that of course is the answer, we should all be going vegan" Sorry, I'm not convinced, surely in-vitro meat is the answer, producing meat without killing any animals and being able to scale it up to be cheaper and take less space. Kinda seems a lot easier than trying to convince a lot of very opinionated people to abandon steaks and bacon, but that's just me.

[@timtreefrog9646]

At present people say "they don't like the thought of lab grown meat". There is no saving humanity. They prefer the meat from animals, who spend time living in their own sh*t 🤔

[@dylancole1910]

I still tell people I’m Vegetarian ( because apparently that’s more normal than vegan?) if they ask questions because I can’t deal with the hostile way people look at me and treat me the second I say I don’t do dairy or say the word vegan. I get it, there are toxic af vegans out there but I wouldn’t be giving up cheese, milk, and bread if I didn’t have to for my health. Woke vegans ruined what should be a completely normal dietary option.

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

Exactly! *Stares at Vegan Teacher*

[@JustAnotherPerson4U]

I got invited by a facebook friend recently to join a Vegan group. now I respect Vegans... But I'm already really picky and limited in what I eat now! Why would I restrict my diet even further when I already struggle with eating in general? She wasn't a close friend. Just someone I've met twice through a mutual friend. I don't blame her... but I wish it wasn't presented to me like I was being invited into a club rather than an optional diet. Especially cos I expressed no interest to become a vegan.

[@someguy2135]

@@JustAnotherPerson4U Veganism isn't a diet. It is an ethical stance which has an effect on one's actions. The Vegan Society defines veganism as “a philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude-as far as is possible and practicable-all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals”.

[@someguy2135]

Most vegans started out eating animals and what comes out of them. Vegan activists need to remember that (usually) they did too at one point. However, once you learn all of the reasons to boycott animal products, it would be hard to defend doing so.

[@someguy2135]

If you do it only for your health, you aren't vegan, you just eat a (fully) plant based diet. I have never heard of "Plant Positive!"

[@jameshamaker9321]

I was born, in the month mentioned in the last joke, its cold and frequently very wet. January, no joke is the Fresno of birth months, it's not the greatest and yet it's always going to be there.

[@AWM718]

Hi jack how are you

[@ausbare140]

I all in favour of nudist November.

[@writerinprogress]

Not in the northern hemisphere, thanks! Switch it to 'Au naturel August,' and then maybe we can talk...

[@julianklepczarek6366]

"i love being politically neutral"- not him

[@Martyn_Wolf]

Sounds a lot likes MacIntyre than he did before

[@eringreenland]

Hello Jack xx 🩶

[@samueldelahay764]

Hi bbg

[@dekeking9416]

My birthday's the following week I was born on the shittiest month no holidays to look forward to

[@almaszericebean1401]

My friend was born on the first day of Veganuary XD

[@operator_hoodie]

0:53 *Plahnt pohsihtive*

[@kimberlyortman7862]

❤❤❤😂😂😂❤❤

[@benzaiten933]

is it the stage lighting that make Jack's eye shine like he is on Spice? they're glowing.

[@ruthodell1613]

Helloooooo

[@platonicphantom5838]

Down with veganuary

[@patriciajorges869]

No no no, love vegan food it's delicious

[@platonicphantom5838]

@@patriciajorges869 but for a whole month??! Hell no.

[@patriciajorges869]

@@platonicphantom5838 I'm vegan for over two years, one of the best decisions I ever made. But everyone as he pleases :)

[@sofiebrammer1482]

True. We should generally check the consequences of our diet, Not only in one month per year.

[@samicurtain9912]

Do you play the nerdy guy in good omens

[@commandermercury6654]

I don’t think so but he does sort of look like Newt, doesn’t he? 😂

[@Tezza97]

yes he does

[@brunolopes2205]

I think people just dont like vegans bc they dont shut up about it. Its the same with people who do crossfit or drive eletric. As for Greta... that girl is no different than those babies that are paraded in social media by their parents, way in over her head and completely lacking the education or awareness to make a point by herself. She is going by a script and quite a basic one at that. Its one of the reasons people hate enviromental activists. They're all bark. The people actually doing the work, inventing the technology, majorly reducing the carbon footprint within the most poluting industries are not heard off or recognised, they didnt drop out of school to rant about a couple trees. They went to school and studied for years on end to acutally have a technological impact on the way we live so that we dont lose the commodities we have come to expect while being greener. Which takes me to the biggest reason people hate vegans/enviromental activists... Most are hipocryts and dont deny themselves of the products of the polluting activity they shame.

[@minnie383]

he can't believe greta did anything on her own

[@nxxynx5039]

Don't think he believes any of it

[@sonja9410]

PPLANT POSITIVE

[@draconicwarrior32]

please leave my birthday month alone

[@elizabetheaton3882]

Ugh🤣

[@cloverfjord]

I must see your father's response to Naughty Prince Harry's current undertakings

[@misstakenot9582]

Does it really have to be bleeped? There's always the choice not to watch.

[@kyleanuar9090]

Impossible burgers and the kinds are toxic.

[@manwhodoesthings]

You've just made an enemy my friend. 01/16. B-Day.

[@cmdr]

Too many beeps. For a non-native english speaker it'd be much better if we could learn some new ~bad~ words or applications of those we already know

[@ajvintage9579]

So tired of the “vegans are too weak to…” trope. Germany’s strongest man is vegan.

[@up3315]

Result isn't typical.

[@someguy2135]

@@up3315 Considering the tiny percentage of people who are vegan, the number of world class athletes who eat plant based is amazing!

[@nxxynx5039]

He's far from the strongest man. He's an extreme user of tren, steroids and various other chemicals. He been caught out numerous times and to meet the calorie deficit he is doing far more environmental damage with his diet that doesn't exactly rely on kale and squash. Feel free to be vegan but it won't make you strong or particularly healthy over a properly balanced diet. A normal diet should need zero supplements or conscious effort to consume specific things to make up for a lack in essential compounds and proteins. Evolution has proven omnivorous diets to be the key to a species success higher in the food chain and it's overall survival. Most vegans are not strong nor particularly healthy. Unless your make a deliberate effort to manage your macros and micros you will be limiting your health. If you are doing that then you have my respect and admiration but you'd be the exception not the rule - very rarely have I met a young man that was vegan that wasn't actively harming themselves by mismanagement of diet.

[@thefancyconspiracist]

Fun fact: humans are actually omnivores

[@someguy2135]

Biologists classify humans as omnivores based on observed behavior in the majority, and the fact that we can digest both plants and animals. Our ancestors had to eat whatever they could get a hold of to survive long enough to reproduce. That included bugs, the equivalent of road kill, and sometimes other humans. Just because we can digest something, doesn't mean we should. Fortunately, most of us today can be more selective. We can eat a diet which is better for our health, longevity, our environment, and our fellow Earthlings- a fully plant based diet centered around whole foods. Animals in the wild have to eat each other. We do not.

[@robos3809]

@H M you just described hunting, a popular sport

[@timtreefrog9646]

Yep. We have the choice. We can eat both. There are also supermarkets full of choice. One choice helps the planet, other beings, and frees up land so that more food can be produced per sq m. The other causes suffering, overtakes wild land, wastes water, and feeds big pharma.

[@robos3809]

@@someguy2135 i enjoy the taste of meat, also i have a nutrient deficiency meaning i literally need to eat red meats or die

[@sofiebrammer1482]

@@robos3809 There are people for whom it is Impossible to stay healty on a plantbased diet. And for them, the responsibility needs to be judged differently. Obviously. Still, one should then check how much meant one really needs and also buy meat from (as) Happy (as possible) animals as far as one can afford. But if you don't have a choice whether to eat meat or Not, you can of course not be blamed for eating meat.

[@Bad_mood_bunny]

I’m plant positive- positive they are a side dish

[@amirrhodesve791]

We can tell Stephanie

[@death-moth]

@@amirrhodesve791 If I've read the tone correctly, that was an unnecessary jab at them.

[@amirrhodesve791]

@@death-moth you definitely read it correctly

[@death-moth]

@@amirrhodesve791 Well... don't :)

[@Jay.laxx14]

FIRST

[@HeidiBird]

I feel like I have seen this bit before.

[@joshwong800]

What!give up murdering innocent babies for a whole month??? That's just a bit too far don't ya think? 🥶💀👹

[@levidaxion5218]

In my defense, said babies are very tasty.

[@joshwong800]

@@levidaxion5218 doesn't sound like you are the one needing the defending in that scenario hey?

[@beast6213]

How about Meatless March? Drown your meatless sorrows in booze all month long and say you just really love St. Patrick's Day.

[@benzaiten933]

no sugar September?

[@beast6213]

@@benzaiten933 hadn't heard of that, but that works too!

[@observantwonderer7401]

I love you Jack, but I have to disagree, being vegan is not 100% better or healthier for you, it's just not. Being Vegetarian Yes. Only eating 1/4 of the food table... not so much

[@saraquintanilha5903]

É pena censurarem o discurso do cómico...

[@trishnaagrawal3665]

why is jack whitehall always wearing the same outfit in his videos???? i literally get confused as to whether or not i've seen this before like hello there are other colors in this world babe???

[@SmerkyRandomised]

If you dislike him always wearing the same clothes, then you would hate Tom Scott

[@James-zw3oj]

the clips of him in this outfit are from the same stand up show mate

[@alisamclellan4373]

My birthday is the 11th of January

[@storm861]

Veganuary?? You mean Christian fasting?

[@LostButNotFound01]

It's so sad. To be so young and pretty, but totally ignorant.

[@airmanma]

Too bad they have to censor.

[@kasenkelley528]

My birthday is in January

[@_smiler_294]

First

[@Jay.laxx14]

No I am