VELARIUM - Laaksotanssi (Gerudo Valley x Suavemente cover)

Imagine entering the final boss room and Ganondorf approaches you with hips that don't lie.
Produced by Scionic | Severi Boesen | @jytkypappa555 on instagram
Art by @mortar_and_pestle on instagram
Special thanks to TerminalMontage for their amazing work, which inspired this chaotic vision
Original songs:
Gerudo Valley by Kōji Kondō
Suavemente by Elvis Crespo

[@snowblossom4961]

Don’t look away you witness a king mid-suavemente

[@aquamarinerose5405]

YOU SHALL WITNESS A KING'S SUAVEMENTE

[@kaponofalconer831]

and the birth of his new vibes. *Ganondorf scream*

[@icedragon_]

My body… my mind… everything! I’ll sacrifice it all to continue mid-suavemente!

[@JCWirt]

*proceeds to dance of a horse through the Gerudo Desert*

[@HarakiPrisma]

DALE ZELDA DALE

[@conwaysquest6961]

You appear to have caught him... Mid-suavemente.

[@E_the_great]

Ganon: Hola- it seen like you catch me *Mid suavente*

[@JJSSBU]

Hola- Parece que me has pillado en mitad de... SUAVEMENTE

[@Mr.sandman769]

Ah yes terminal montage would aprove

[@PanD0rado]

Do not look away.

[@painfish208]

I feel like TM’s whole “Spanish Ganon” joke came from how the Gerudo desert theme already sounded Flamenco to begin with, and you just Flamenco’d the Gerudo Desert theme MORE. The cycle is now complete.

[@ikerb1232]

If you are interested in the topic. Gerudo Valley has so much connotation to medieval Spain back when the origin of flamenco and the original Gerudo Valley song itself at it´s core and i´ts details is so influence by Flamenco that you can say that it´s in fact Flamenco. So just by that you can say that "Spanish Ganon" is less a joke and more a canon thing.

[@buttonasas]

​@@ikerb1232 a cannon thing, huh? So cannons like ganondorf?

[@mellow_mallow]

​@@buttonasas i mean, his name was spelled Gannon in some older games, so I think it tracks that cannons would like him!

[@ikerb1232]

​@@buttonasas A minor spelling mistake. I fucked up for life

[@buttonasas]

@@ikerb1232 Ah, you didn't need to bother, I just found the idea funny of actual cannons liking Spanish Ganon and thought I'd share it. No problem with typos.

[@raylordofkhalah28]

Why Link You appear to have stumbled upon me mid-suavemente. No, do not look away! You gaze upon a King and his Suavemente!

[@saxa_phone]

*and that day onward link was never the same*

[@Mcl_Blue]

You witness a King's suavidad.

[@penguin_reader_yt9510]

You appear to have caught me... MID-SUAVEMENTE

[@IndieHorror-kl9kz]

As a spanish person, I have to say that, even with memes aside, this sounds AWESOME, it literally made me go clapping full flamenco style, congratulations

[@scionicmusic]

YES! Thank you! This style of music & rhythm is still a bit unknown to me (my general strengths lying in modern nordic folk), so it's reassuring to hear that I executed it right :D

[@ThunderKnight859]

En efecto, aunque esperaba que saliera el suavemente de fondo

[@ThunderKnight859]

Igual quedo increíble la musica como para ponerla al smash y cantar suavemente usando al ganon

[@marcosrodriguez607]

@@ThunderKnight859 me falta el SUAVEMENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BE SA ME

[@novarender_]

​@@ThunderKnight859 agreed

[@miguelhernandez5131]

Sitting here really wishing this shit was on Spotify cause it slaps

[@scionicmusic]

I'm currently planning that if I get the money, I'll upload a whole album of game music covers like this! Currently, 5 of them are uploaded on my channel

[@pantheonmaker9437]

@@scionicmusic what name do/will you use on Spots?

[@scionicmusic]

@@pantheonmaker9437 Currently this is published under the name Velarium collective with a friend of mine, but I have been thinking of pulling these covers to spotify as a solo side project of folk game music covers. I'd call it "Mie", which is savonian finnish (my origins) for "me"

[@Ferpipe]

@@scionicmusic I just listen to all nintendo folk covers, they're hella cool! I hope you keep making them i really enjoyed all the refferences and your production

[@scionicmusic]

@@Ferpipe Thank you! After a short vacation, I'm going to finish a new one, another zelda classic in the works

[@TheOdysseusDimension]

I sincerly hope someone like Terminal Montage uses this lol. Its so good!

[@scionicmusic]

Damn. Did not even think about this, but now that would truly be the greatest honor. They'd definitely get my permission!

[@GabeSweetMan]

Is it safe to assume this cover was inspired by Terminal Montage?

[@scionicmusic]

@@GabeSweetMan Yes, big time. Also the anxiousness that was final week waiting for TotK to release

[@exploder717]

I don't want to be THAT GUY but this can still be flagged due to suavemente part like what happened to Terminal Montage's vid... BUT IF WE COULD JUST GET AWAY WITH IT, IT WOULD BE AWESOME, AMIGOS

[@scionicmusic]

@@exploder717 I truly hope neither Nintendo or Crispo lawyers don't pile up on this. Although, it IS technically a modified, instrumentalized version of the melody and a different chord progression which loops a ~7 second part of the original. Depending on how hard they want to hit, it should be fine

[@AimlessSavant]

The king of the Gerudo in a dance off with the Hero of legend. Glorious.

[@minaly22]

Oh gosh. Imagine someone modded Cadence of Hyrule and added this song into the game with an actual Suavemente Ganon boss fight 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Genirc]

You cannot out-suavemente Gannondorf.

[@andrewm.8841]

That's actually a really good idea. 🤔

[@eriklampadaire]

mid-suavemente ganondorf vs the hero of rhyme, a battle for the ages!

[@Alias_Anybody]

YOU HAVE TO DANCE-FIGHT ME!

[@GribbleGob]

This is why Rauru invited Ganondorf to Hyrule. under his rule, Ganondorf caused a musical revoluton and Rauru wanted in on it.

[@user-lq4ct6dr5m]

But Ganon rizz is so hard that queen fell

[@AlmyTheAlien]

@@user-lq4ct6dr5m He hit her from behind once and suddenly she no longer Rauru's wife 🥵(technically because she dead but that's splitting hairs.)

[@Froggycolouring]

Ganondorf dropped that beat just like sonia’s heartbeat 🔥🔥🔥

[@jwwhitmarsh8411]

I love when a joke explodes and ends up inspiring people to turn it into genuinely good, unironic creative work. This rips and I hope TM sees it.

[@scionicmusic]

Thank you! You and me both

[@RealDTSM]

If i could get my hands on a model of TOTK ganon i would totally animate him doing the funny suavemente dance to this

[@I.S.N.O.B.]

Give it time, People'll port Dorftaro's model and probably do that.

[@MyUsernameIsGoofy]

I feel like a r34 version of the model will come out before the actual model gets leaked

[@LexYeen]

Dehydrated or rehydrated?

[@RealDTSM]

@@LexYeen yes

[@Sttennie]

Lore Accurate Ganondorf [TotK Final Battle] kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3ing2d3hK6jack

[@teo3066]

While I have no idea why the name is in Finnish ("laaksotanssi" literally translates to "valley dance", for those who don't know), it slaps so incredibly hard, I won't question it

[@scionicmusic]

Thank you! I'm finnish myself and got a few other covers as well named in the same manner (usually loosely related to the original song; i.e 'metsäkansa' literally translates to 'forest people', and is a name for my deku palace theme cover). Laaksotanssi came from Gerudo Valley + the idea of Ganondorf suave-ing in the recent zelda release because why not 😄

[@TruMikuel]

@@scionicmusic tapaammeko torilla? Mutta hyvää musiikkia!

[@scionicmusic]

@@TruMikuel Kiitos paljon! Savonlinnan torilta saa parhaat lörtsyt joten valitsen sen.

[@TruMikuel]

@@scionicmusic HETKINEN, SAVONLINNA? Mähän voin oikeasti tarjota lipalta lörtsyt sitten! Sano vain päivä ja kellon aika

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

Proud of myself for recognising Finnish :)

[@206Zelda]

He's tried dominating in frontal, brutal force and even in more subtle hostile approaches. But he'd clearly win if he just tried converting everyone into his Gerudance King fans. 👌

[@Froggycolouring]

I literally spit out my drink at “gerudance king fans”

[@frostyvoid827]

I was expecting a reply along the lines of "I wish he'd dominate me" for some reason, what is wrong with me 💀

[@Gameguy5289]

Absolutely gorgeous! Sounds like a proper boss fight theme if we fight a redeemed Ganondorf for a secret boss. Definitely gonna listen to this more!

[@nutzo4402]

Would be cool if for a future game we team up with Ganondorf to finally end Demise's influence once and for all

[@guyrex213]

​@@nutzo4402i might be mistaken but didnt ganondorf give up reincarnation when he turned into the demon dragon? But now with ganondorf out of the way we might actually fight demise again

[@DylanIsChillin08]

What about the whole “for all eternity” part of demises curse? Keep in mind we’ve had more villains than just Ganondorf@@guyrex213

[@waxwinged_hound]

I like to imagine Ganondorf just dancing the whole time he was sealed under the castle. Training himself in preparation for the ultimate dance off against the legendary hero.

[@scionicmusic]

It wasn't just magical rehydration, but the power of salsa as well

[@aeroon9991]

If Ganondorf was a good guy, this would be his theme.

[@suo_hillankukka]

I would wish no other destiny than to fight him in this glorious dance of death~!

[@elliotgandersen]

Mettaton would be proud

[@Lightspeeds]

Put on your good shoes then.

[@miles6492]

Oh, my, it seems you've caught me... ✨M I D - S U A V E M E N T E ✨

[@sinistarman]

I know this a meme, but this is straight fire.

[@mariomaster4568]

“Do not look away. You witness a kings suavemente, and the birth of his new Suaveworld! SUAVEMENTE!!!!”

[@girahimeslord6103]

"Soft is soft" Ganondorf 2023 Emotional motivation speech of the years

[@LuisAguilar-yb5nv]

I'm Mexican and to be honest this song it is freaking awesome and I love it too, keep doing this kind of covers I'm gonna enjoy it in the future!

[@valdonchev7296]

I love how playful the music is, all the little flourishes, little pauses and constantly shifting note arrangement.

[@cosmicowl3983]

I can totally imagine Ganon just vibing to this alone waiting for Link to arrive

[@beatemeyer1242]

Now i cant get the image of mumified ganondorf dancing to this out of my head, and im literaly about to die of laughing too much.

[@DylanIsChillin08]

I can imagine ganondorf just sitting there impatiently waiting while listening to this on Spotify or something

[@Paakkus_miikunainen]

Who up dorfing their ganon?

[@melozules]

This sounds so much like a final boss song in a musical game I love it! I think it’s because this is an arrangement of a theme we’re already familiar with but its such an epic reprisal I would kill to fight a boss to this song

[@Victini7472]

"Who needs swords when you've got moves like THESE?!"

[@scionicmusic]

I want to THANK you all, this has so far received so many lovely responses! It's humbling and heartwarming that almost 2k people as of right now have found this

[@spookyman6853]

2k to 75k ain't that something.

[@kaz7886]

@@spookyman6853 Comparing that number to their subscribers.. it's huge. I hope this gets even more recognition tho.

[@scionicmusic]

@@spookyman6853 3,3k was my personal best for a hood while, gained in the span of 2-3 years. This current one is something I did not anticipate, ever. Truly humbling and gives me motivation to make more

[@Bakedninjet]

@@scionicmusic that's where your anticipation failed For to catch a king mid suave will bring all who know and love him

[@zacharyvian4484]

208k is a but more than 3k i think

[@hendreor.m6685]

Its too funny to me Ganon dressed as a Samurai while dancing spanish music

[@whoknows4780]

Globalism is awesome sometimes (:

[@hendreor.m6685]

@@whoknows4780 LMAO "Mr. Worldwide"

[@doverboy1]

I can already hear this being used in a the gerudo valley part of the spirit temple episode of something about ocarina of time

[@codename1176]

This is definitely the final boss battle music for ganondorf in a rhythm game. Or the first fight against him where he is just fooling around.

[@sinteleon]

But he already was in one...

[@wrigthtalekenavi2066]

Link, Zelda, you are witnessing the birth of New King of Hyrule, and new Suavemente.

[@carzlavoiture2735]

Next thing you know the final boss is dancing salsa with ganondorf

[@monokomomo4977]

it can happen, remember there is a necrodancer game from zelda so it can exist if nintendo wants it to exist

[@NaxalDusk]

~ S u a v a m e n t e ~ B é s a m e Que quiero sentir tus labios Besándome otra vez Just lyrics for myself

[@wildlightship]

I read this singing (im mexican)

[@joshuabailey1033]

I hope TerminalMontage catches wind of this. You deserve their praise, plus all the praise you're getting elsewhere. This is absolutely amazing! Never stop!

[@scionicmusic]

Thank you so much! I'm counting on them eventually seeing this

[@Mobius118]

You do deserve *his praise!

[@GayGothPirate]

Why does this genuinely sound incredible though

[@softpurplebat]

0:44 I really appreciate that little dideldü & heck it sounds amazing, OUR KING IS BACKKKK

[@NightLocke_17]

The influence Terminal Montage has is hilarious.

[@KnucklesAndBig]

Suavemente es para siempre ✨💙

[@thisguywhopostsmemes]

Listening to this while playing TOTK

[@Park-ll6mj]

That feel when the hero of time arrives mid Suave

[@TheShear1980]

Therapist: HD Dancing Ganon doesn't exist, he can't hurt you. HD Dancing Ganon: Hola! :)

[@LeDaxy]

Wooooooooooo esto suena realmente ✨ S U A V E ✨

[@samuelmunoz3852]

if in the final battle against ganondorf don't sound this i will set fire to mi switch

[@marykandis959]

Suave!❤ Also dude this slaps so hard as a remix! Great job :3

[@HIIAM8325]

S U A V E M E N T E

[@kennethhetrick5350]

Two of my favorite songs affiliated with Ganondorf combined into one? WHERE DO I SIGN?!

[@Fae2705]

So sad how positive it sounds, like this could be official! If Ganon decided to give up on Conquest.

[@hendreor.m6685]

this could be his "human form" theme

[@Zarcasi]

WOW, you really did a hit. I love it. Feels like flamenco, but more spicy (if that could ever exist)

[@lemagicbaguette1917]

I mean he is kinda hot, so there is already extra spice.

[@levihuerta8279]

Dang, I can listen to this all day.

[@InnaciKorushka]

The TerminalMontage Ganon is just the icing on the top lol

[@wolfwing5602]

This edit is amazing! It sounds so incredibly smooth! Or... Should I say it sounds... SUAVE

[@WearyMax877]

Too Suavemente I cannot resist

[@mmaiden666]

Jesus dude, this is great. makes me feel... SUAVE!!!

[@OddLemond]

Esa suavidad es simplemente magnífica!

[@kurisotofa9822]

My guy, this slaps hard.

[@MrGamerCaptain]

wow literally almost made me get up and start dancing with passion

[@LokiThePug]

La suavidad es suave multiplicada por un millon with this cover

[@sernis2396]

I'm Puerto Rican (like Elvis Crespo), and this was amazing keep it up man fire

[@koopaking6148]

This version truly fits the whole theme of suavemente...

[@TheRealKazberry]

We makin it out the quinceañera with this one fr 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@merlinyesreally]

Thank you, KZbin recommendation. This needs to blow up.

[@hendreor.m6685]

in 2/3 days it went from 20/50 k views to 80k already

[@thepriorstone4064]

Bro this is such a strange meme it’s spreading so much and I love it

[@MimickFox]

He venido por la princesa y la trifuerza. Te enseñaré lo que significa sentir el verdadero poder. No seré derrotado por ti, Link. Pero primero, permíteme mostrarte esto.

[@malikscott7062]

Now all we need is the text to speech to make it perfect

[@twotailedavenger]

I've only heard flamenco used as a final boss theme once before, and it was in a game about planes.

[@pookachu150]

Its only been a few hours and already this song has wormed its way onto my mix.

[@Irequiresustenance]

Dude this should have been used for every single Zelda bossfight ever

[@thomas00129]

need a extended version from this

[@LilfoxTheHybridHylian5967]

Embrace the suaveness

[@estivenmejia5328]

no sabia que lo necesitaba asta a hora

[@Absbor]

"Ganondorf approaches you with hips that don't lie" solid statement

[@joonasmuhonen1423]

Thank you for this, it's awesome! Next Lord of the Dance - Victory x One Winged Angel. I would love to see good ol' Sephi answering to Ganondorf's dance challenge by tapping like there's no tomorrow.

[@BlackEpyon]

You could imagine something like "Trading Taps," with Cloud and Sephiroth on one side, and Gannondorf and Link on the other side, trading their respective music and dance, culminating in a medley.

[@hendreor.m6685]

cant wait for a mashup of his bossfight in the new game while this song plays

[@Yartrax-930]

Hola ! Me has atrapado en medio SUAVEMENTE. The Spanish Ganondorf kills me by making me laugh, and, God, this remix is wonderful.

[@wolfzend5964]

Ganondorf: The main Dancer. Phantom Ganon: the musicians. Gloom Hands: Clapping intensifies.

[@aerithsoundsbetter]

ESTO ES GENIAL

[@jqg4m3r63]

Imagine this done with an orchestra and someone cosplaying as Ganon and doing the dances he does in terminal montage videos 😂😂😂

[@kaiser5731]

i can aomost hear the loquendo voice singing, great job 🎉

[@thegothbunny]

Jesucristo, esto si es arrecho! As a latina, this sounds incredible, it's all so..... ✨S u a v e✨

[@pookachu150]

This both grooves and slaps

[@morimemento5841]

Send this to terminalmontage lol

[@scionicmusic]

I have, in instagram so far! I don't think they check the DMs though, so maybe an email is the way...

[@morimemento5841]

@@scionicmusic hope they see it tho,it would be great to see your work being recognised

[@firestorm2381]

@@scionicmusic Go for it! It's worth a shot.

[@kirbykraftgames]

Cucuí Dorf is a gem of a meme that I hope never dies

[@theflamingskull1094]

his moves in that fight were worthy of this song

[@jeviantor]

Holy god it so good to the end, amazing job

[@sotamg2169]

This should be Ganondorf's battle theme. This slaps!!

[@warrior8034]

i spected lyrics, but still esta es una pieza musical increíble, 10/10 mi pana

[@segamagx5615]

This is beautiful enough to bring me to tears (of the kingdom)

[@AdoggerGamer]

The whole Spanish ganondorf Jeremy aka terminalmontage started is the best thing ever

[@IronDino]

Now we just need an animation sync from Terminal Montage.

[@Emperor-Quill]

TM's joke has permeated the hivemind and is now an integral part of the Loz community. I love it here.

[@LinkTardis]

Terminal Montage giving suave ganondorf was the best gift to the universe

[@whistlingstarlight2942]

Holy shit this slaps so hard, I love it

[@elliotgandersen]

TerminalMontage would be proud

[@lukegordon6]

I can’t stop listening to this. Incredible

[@thundermarisol]

¡Mi corazón hispanoamericana/latinoamericana está muy contenta con esta versión! ¡La melodía es IGUALITA a las canciones de aquí, has hecho un gran trabajo en replicando el estilo! My hispanic/latinamerican heart is very happy with this version! The melody is LITERALLY THE SAME to the songs from here, you have done a great job in replicating the style!

[@mewsiroth6000]

DUDE! I LOVE this Gerudo Valley version

[@eldersedai870]

"yo... This song is really good!"

[@zoruasnivy]

This slaps so hard

[@diegoalonsori3472]

Esta canción es muy buena, también ya bueno el dibujo