Venom: Let There Be Carnage Pitch Meeting

[@raydunakin]

"That plot point feels like it was written in 1996." "Thank you!" "Ehnn..." I love that reaction!

[@piyushjn92]

That was the cherry on the cupcake!

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎

[@beck2749]

I was watching this exact scene as I was reading this comment, so I had rewatch that, because I was distracted...😅

[@selorm]

I was just coming to lazily quote it but you've done the work!

[@rains00the]

The acting skills but, more importantly, choices, are getting better and better.

[@jaynabb1462]

“Well, that sounds like a movie.”, needs to appear in these pitch meetings more often.

[@GridLockOnTheBeat]

Definitely a new catchphrase lol

[@lesley1204]

@@GridLockOnTheBeatoh new catchphrases are tight!! 😂

[@TweEkc]

Works for me

[@thelethiferousmoose]

I just saw the movie..I can confirm that was the exact way I described it to my friends when I got done... It was definitely a movie I think.

[@newsandreviewswithjay4990]

I wish he does "cowboys vs dinosaurs" that would be soo funny 🤔😂😂 that movie is soooooo bad. From the plot, to the graphics, and ESPECIALLY the beyond horrendous acting (if that's what you want to call it).. I cannot stress how bad the acting was. They would have better monologues from the tik tok speak feature 👀😂😂

[@Vnugos]

Shriek has some extra powers! She was able to know where someone lives just by seeing the address number without the street! Then despite being locked up in institutions since she was a child she was able to drive Kletus's car with style. Amazing...LOL

[@ramananunboxing4501]

Lol

[@PiperAtTheGatesOfYourMom]

Hey… if Michael Myers can learn how to drive, anyone can

[@carlosandleon]

to be fair most American cars are automatic anyway

[@ramananunboxing4501]

@@carlosandleon but Cletus said it was a classic model

[@carlosandleon]

@@ramananunboxing4501 Yes, old muscle cars are largely automatic too. Automatic transmissions are not a new technology.

[@googleitlol6590]

“This is basically a romantic comedy” It does end with venom and Eddie watching a sunset so-

[@booshmcfadden7638]

They're gay, so...

[@jenniferscott4900]

On a tropical island 🤣

[@OliveTreesa]

Fanfics, just, fanfics

[@andrellnogueira]

@@booshmcfadden7638 More like a bi couple in a semi open relationship.

[@yamanibryant-mccray2243]

yup

[@alexutzcel]

"I don't really need a good reason" "Great, cause I don't have one!" Ryan is lowkey writing the scripts for 90% of all action movies

[@djdedan]

100% of marvel movies.

[@tomorowsnobodys]

@@djdedan the reason is almost always something from the comics that the movie just doesn’t bother to explain. Sometimes to save runtime, sometimes because it’s actually not that interesting, sometimes because the comics give multiple conflicting reasons so it’s easier to just avoid it than piss off a bunch of super fans.

[@Moonlight-cv9hq]

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[@Stegibbon]

It is very possible that people in Hollywood don't understand sarcasm and think this is what people actually want.

[@SaamehMalik]

@@tomorowsnobodys b

[@DaniTheHero]

Having Venom films in pg13 is a crime. If Logan and Deadpool did well in an R rated film why was this not an option here?

[@juguetesoros8046]

Exactly, if there was a perfect movie for R rate was this one. But Sony's greed is too strong.

[@1badsteed]

Venom doesn't deserve an R rated film. SHould all be G rated...

[@thatnike2604]

Probably because it's joining the MCU/MCM

[@NaveedKhanYT]

@@thatnike2604 Deadpool is also joining the MCU but both of his films were R rated

[@ImAlsoMerobiba]

@@1badsteed what

[@lukedaigle6911]

"Yeah he just eats 'em up. He's all weak now. Nyem nyem nyem." Best part

[@BuryEdmund]

Loved that part

[@BIGNA281]

Lol

[@boilingsnowwater2121]

Very delicious!

[@rise4811]

I want to be able to like this part three times.

[@psychobuzzkill7215]

I think it was a reference to Dora the Explorer.

[@MyHumourFails]

“We could shove Venom into the MCU” “…..yeah that’ll do it” I loved his face and reaction

[@DedricSilva]

Like he didn't want him in it after working hard to prevent Venom and their Marvel characters be in the MCU.

[@nieznajomy4398]

Probably it was reaction of most fans that watched this scene. at least I did that. xD

[@izukumidoriyaisssss3049]

Same. That was hilarious

[@TheDrizzle404]

Wasn't Venom normally in Spiderman's universe anyway?

[@nieznajomy4398]

@@TheDrizzle404 No, Venom was from weird limbo era in which Sony wanted to make separate movie universe or more accurately MCU didn't wanted sony's movies in mcu.

[@jakehuang3545]

"I realized at this point of the script that I forgot to kinda develop the character" Literally every super villain now

[@simos6jipros154]

Marvel really has an awful record with villains. At least star wars is still producing good villains

[@andyscott5277]

Except for Thanos, Loki, Hela, US Agent, Zemo, Sylvie, Kang, Ultron… 🙄

[@simos6jipros154]

@@andyscott5277 Firstly, Sylvie aint a villain. That's 7 good villains (i would argue Hela and Ultron werent that good but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt). Seven good villains in a franchise with 27 movies and shows, some of which have multiple villains (e.g. Black Widow). It's a terrible ratio

[@andyscott5277]

@@simos6jipros154 If Loki’s a "villain" then so is Sylvie. Though their character arcs are complex, Sylvie has done villainess deeds, and was set up as a villain for the Loki show. Thought Hela was great, one of my favorites. While Ultron may have suffered in execution, and de-powered to a degree, don’t think it could be said he was "underdeveloped" as a character. I’ll concede that it’s not a great ratio, but my main contention was with the declaration "Literally every super villain now." Seemed rather hyperbolic considering their track record has improved exponentially as of late, and they gave us Thanos, one of the most interesting, and developed supervillains in I’d argue any superhero film.

[@andyscott5277]

@@simos6jipros154 there are also more than 7, those are just the ones I could think of off the top of my head, hence the ellipses. There’s also Kilmonger, Obadiah Stane, The Vulture, Mysterio, Ghost, both Scarlet Witch and Winter Soldier have been villains, Xu Wenwu, Agatha Harkness, Arnim Zola, Classic Loki, Doc Ock, Green Goblin, Dr. Strange Supreme, Grandmaster, Kingpin, Miss Minutes…

[@wanyaisneed3972]

The look of corporate lust on Ryan's face when he said shoe horn venom into the mcu was priceless

[@DustyRoberson]

it should be a gif honestly

[@JDillander91]

@@DustyRoberson on it.

[@uncleharm8893]

I wish somebody would look at me the way Movie Executive Guy looks at potential money

[@wyattangle]

It's hard to tell but I think he saw dollar signs.

[@talariswatts-el6174]

His look was priceless.

[@user-km4lo8zz6z]

I’m disappointed Ryan didn’t use the “that’s the name of the movie” line when carnage said “let there be carnage”

[@uncleharm8893]

Screenwriter Guy: "A big 3rd act CGI fight between two characters with similar powers." Executive Guy: "That's the plot of the first movie!"

[@yobanashigirouette6729]

I legitimately thought of Pitch Meetings when he said that in theater

[@SyFy412]

@@yobanashigirouette6729 same here

[@Raziel1030]

@@yobanashigirouette6729 when he said it I actually said "roll credits" lol

[@ChineduOpara]

@@yobanashigirouette6729 Me too! 😂

[@kickdogseal]

That “Because” he does just cracks me up every time. This man’s a genius.

[@Sabrecho]

I also love the "Hey, shu'up, so..."'s.

[@Circuitssmith]

“People were distracted by the wig that looks like a large order of curly fries, so we replaced it with a wig that looks like a small order of curly fries.”

[@Dargonhuman]

Me, who just finished eating some curly fries from Jack in the Box: How'd he know? How's he _know?!_

[@gadget5231]

The only curly fries I will eat is super super salty curly fries

[@karloaquinde3476]

The first wig made him look crazier tho, I thought, like a keep you guessing crazy. 🤔

[@socialaccounts1889]

I didn't hear that quote, do you have a timestamp?

[@Circuitssmith]

@@socialaccounts1889 I made it up.

[@AsifAAli]

"She has sonic powers" "How did she get those?" "Don't worry about it." 😂

[@kayjacoby290]

Was waiting for a "get alll the way off my back," sniff.

[@AsifAAli]

@@kayjacoby290 Yeah. That line always cracks me up. 😂

[@Waywardpaladin]

@CH_Omega But they're very shy about using the word 'mutant' due to X-Men copyrights.

[@Waywardpaladin]

@CH_Omega and yet they still aren't introduced to the MCU yet, and Venom is Sony Studios.

[@LordSesshomaru86]

@@Waywardpaladin And Spider-man is in the mcu, but is in the movie. Jumbled mess

[@jessicahogan7248]

I love that the actual 'Carnage' of this move is just wrecking an empty church. Almost no stakes and we knew Venom was going to win regardless

[@masonhollis3753]

Yeah there are some really cool shots in the film that helps it from being full doo doo (plus that fight at the end is cool)

[@Bestjamesbond]

“He’s tearing guards apart, ripping limbs off” PG13 “Throwing people against walls” That hit hard

[@hanssolo3238]

I do hope there’s an unrated director’s cut of this movie

[@Bestjamesbond]

@@hanssolo3238 that’s too good to be true. No chance we get that lucky. But I hope so too.

[@Kuolonen]

@@hanssolo3238 *PTSD* *flashbacks* *of* *the* S-Cut* Also PG13 rating for movie with a character named Carnage. Curse you Sony! Is this revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

[@elvancor]

Let there be mild, inexplicit carnage.

[@rororokai]

that’s not pg13??????? 😦

[@KhalilEats]

“The F Word” ….”Which one?” …..”FaBomb” 😭😂😭

[@MrGregnsk54]

i'm using that from now on :)

[@saberdogface]

I'm roaring laughing!

[@Doughierboy]

I prefer flizzy

[@Vasharan]

"Before you Fabomb it, Febreeze it."

[@parthsarthimuranjan9069]

nooooooooooo

[@medicmist]

"This is basically a romantic comedy" -It ends with Eddie and Venom in the sunset -Eddie and Venom kiss in the first movie -It was Eddie who made Venom change his view on the world and whatnot

[@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes]

Venom tells Eddie he loves him.

[@butthole9843]

@@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes If they're gonna be stuck together, they might as well love each other.

[@Lepidodendronn]

if they become gay my mom wont let me watch venom 3 or when he appear in mcu

[@TellItAnimated]

Nothing like watching two blobs beat one another up...although it was still pretty fun haha

[@kiwistudios9511]

*insert overly mad offended fan here

[@patfer1189]

I would not consider Writer Guy and Producer Guy as blobs.

[@lucasdellamaggiore]

@@patfer1189 Isn't he talking about Venom and Carnage?

[@pvshka]

@@lucasdellamaggiore no

[@gabevenderdahl1642]

I honestly did find the start of the fight hilarious where venom was like “you know what, nope I don’t want to fight this guy, I’m good” I also loved cletus’s absolute annoyance at the fact that venom didn’t want to fight him initially

[@matthayes533]

"this is basically a romantic comedy" - truer words have not been said.

[@jeff2v]

Butt also a really bad romantic comedy.

[@sadowolf]

Right after watching it I literally told friends who were going to watch it "Go in thinking 'this is a romantic comedy' and everything will make so much sense" haha

[@MarsheIIo]

i saw someone say that about the first movie and it made it 10x better

[@omegamecha7666]

@@jeff2v but also manages to be good somehow

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

When a man and his symbiote love each other very much....

[@The_Nerd_King]

"Wasn't he gonna tell him is life story anyway?" YES "Alright" 😂

[@earlsmith7428]

love how Producer Ryan blinks his eyes at the end. Says it all.

[@dz95legend]

“Like F-bomb.” “Ohh. Fbomb.” “Nope. Ok, I’m just gonna do it.” 😂

[@mauriceward6649]

Was so hoping to find this comment 😂 underrated part of the pitch

[@tomj.5385]

@@mauriceward6649 why is it underrated?

[@vadertrapreal3183]

I'm convinced they made this entire movie just to have that post-credits scene

[@shadymostafa9711]

Then for it to be wasted in nwh lol

[@husariuspl117]

@@shadymostafa9711 well...kinda but Symbiont and all that for the next movie

[@moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115]

"That plot point feels like it is written in 1996." "Thank you!" 😂😂

[@davidmckesey7119]

Ehhh...*

[@b.a.g.productions2583]

@@davidmckesey7119 what?

[@commander_in_kief]

@@b.a.g.productions2583 Ryan said "ehhh" after the 1996 line

[@b.a.g.productions2583]

@@commander_in_kief ok...

[@someonefromcanada2668]

Best reaction of producer guy right there!!

[@KomodoDojo]

"Carnage tears all the guards in the prison in pieces" - Pitch Guy "PG-13" - Producer Guy "Carnage turns into a Tornado like the Tasmanian Devil" - Pitch Guy

[@yizzardpalmero]

Ya like what was with that? I was like “I didn’t know Carnage was an airbender now...”

[@Chosimba_ng]

"He just eats him yumm, yumm, yumm". "Very delicious" 😂😂😂

[@islamadam8502]

"I really don't need a good reason." "Great because I don't have one." 😂😂

[@RGC_animation]

No need for a reason

[@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683]

Ryan: **mentions collaboration with the MCU** Corporate lust: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[@colbysteffens2976]

That was me as well

[@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683]

@@colbysteffens2976 👍

[@KieranBarnbyAcoustic]

Please do a pitch meeting for Silence of the Lambs, rewatching it and all I can think is "why send a rookie to get a psych exam off a serial killer who is known to destroy people mentally? Why is she going to the storage locker without telling her superiors?" etc.

[@fushion999]

Because he wanted to test her. She scored high on their exams and he also said all of their attention was on Buffalo Bill. He probably also figured Lecter would be more receptive to her then someone else who had been working at FBI for awhike

[@Theee_BAMF5]

Ryan: “Why should we talk about this?” Also Ryan: “What if we shove Venom into the MCU” Ryan again: “👁👄👁” Ryan one more time: “Ya that’ll do it”

[@LuisSierra42]

Shoving things into other things is TIGHT!!

[@brian7731]

@@LuisSierra42 wow wow wow, wow

[@drwilyecoyote5357]

"Wow! Why did you say that?"

[@JD_tcb]

"It's funny cuz they're all Ryan..." "Oh, VERY hilarious!"

[@brian7731]

@@drwilyecoyote5357 "because"

[@virginiafernandez6846]

“This is basically a rom-com” What can I say, they know their audience

[@michaelplowman8674]

It's the Odd Couple.

[@glitchguy0920]

The three way love of Eddie, Venom and Anne.

[@michiganscythian2445]

“That line sounds like it was written in 1996.” “Thank you!” I love it! 😆

[@Blaksuperman88]

"Shriek wants revenge on the guy that made her wear the contact lenses" "Cletus wants revenge on Eddie for publishing an article after he specifically ask him to publish an article" "And Carnage, he wants revenge of Venom for (thinking) I don't know being his dad..." "What are you talking about?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 don't know why that was so funny

[@jackies1729]

Because the reasons why they want such strong revenge are kind of mediocre, which twists it 😁

[@mepfft2992]

And because it basically boils Carnage down to a whiny teenager. I mean you could argue that Shriek and Cletus are deranged enough that they'd hunt you down and brutally murder you for buying the last happy meal so they don't need much motivation for anything. Carnage just hates daddy for existing like an agnst ridden kid...it's not a phase dad...

[@Bendall10]

I found myself replaying that bit multiple times 😂 it’s just so funny because of Ryan’s delivery but also puts in perspective of their motivations. It’s just so silly and dumbfounding, I feel like I said “what are you talking about?” too many times during this movie

[@byronsenior6499]

No, he said he wanted to be unstoppable. And wanting revenge on the guy who took your eye seems reasonable enough. Cassidy I'll admit could have been a bit clearer.

[@aarondowd7346]

@@mepfft2992 Carnage was born in a psycho so I guess he just gets his hate for Eddie and venom from that

[@deanj.9324]

"We're just gonna have a post credit scene shoving him into the MCU." The look on your face after that 😆😆

[@jenniferscott4900]

Ikr it was priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DedricSilva]

The boss is like “But I don’t want him or our characters in the MCU”

[@antonycornell6284]

Rather like my look in the cinema.

[@watcherzero5256]

@@DedricSilva I think it was more of a 'Cha-Ching'

[@jackFatal]

Man i see myself watching mcu movies just for the post credits scenes

[@pantonfire]

This video was on Watch Later for 2 years. Finally watched the movie and this was dessert.

[@llarmstrong783]

I watched it today

[@danielletyger6817]

"This is basically a romantic comedy" Venom and Eddie are the best power couple possible

[@hannamills1985]

Hell ya

[@jayintn71]

“Yumyumyumyum” “Oh, very delicious!”

[@1516Spinola6040]

Yumyumyumyum

[@swizzler8053]

That part was so funny 🤣

[@kjk607]

Which is interesting because Venom actually said that Carnage tasted disgusting.

[@1516Spinola6040]

@@kjk607 I did not see or intend to see the movie.

[@davidecolucci6260]

Why is youtube offering to translate your comment in english?

[@ihavesnacks4186]

One issue I have: Cletus was pissed that Eddie published that quote, some basic info, and the whereabouts of the bodies of Cletus’ victims, when Cletus wanted his story and the quote. He wanted to tell people how he was abused and mistreated and how from his perspective he wasn’t some evil monster.

[@tretretre1111]

If I recall right, finding the bodies put public interest back on Cletus, and sped up his execution. No idea how realistic that is, but they really wanted that guy dead now that they found the bodies.

[@azathoththeprimalchaos2289]

Except he really shouldn't care about the abuse thing. His characterization in this film is so off. And its becoming more and more obvious the more I look back on it. Though it's probably just what the person above me said, about the bodies being found speeding up his execution.

[@charleslee8313]

In act 3, when Carnage goes "Let there be carnage," I legit pointed to the screen and uttered "That's the name of the movie!"

[@DS-tv2fi]

Oh, quoting Pitch Meetings is TIGHT

[@CurrySauce911]

Think I was more hyped for the pitch meeting than the actual movie lol

[@dokatafrinz1349]

havent watched it yet, but does it suck? some say its bad and some say its bad but enjoyably.

[@knightmare5097]

@@dokatafrinz1349 It’s very bad. But it’s a sort of so-bad-its-good movie

[@mrmeme2917]

@@dokatafrinz1349 I personally hate it and I enjoyed the first one ! The only scene worth paying for is the Post Credit Scene

[@LuisSierra42]

@@mrmeme2917 meh, knowing what that scene is about is enough

[@GNParty]

Same.

[@benobrien7920]

Using pitch meetings to recap movies you don't remember very well in order to prepare for the upcoming sequel is TIGHT

[@steepDoubtAxis]

Same, except I never watched Venom II. But this made recapping for the Venom III Pitch Meeting super easy, barely an inconvinience.

[@birdmcturd1626]

“It’s basically gonna be a romantic comedy” You know,that would probably be a decent Disney + show. “Venomous relations” anyone?

[@queenofnevers6990]

I see an Addams family-style sitcom

[@rpsnider85]

I'm calling the cops for that title you suggested

[@birdmcturd1626]

@@rpsnider85 Oof,is it that bad? Or is it so good you just can’t accept it?

[@LinkXLI]

I mean that set up Toxin for the next one soooo, ya know, TOXIC relations?

[@rpsnider85]

@@LinkXLI goddamit!!!

[@ODUBlue]

5:09 ‘Yumyumyum’ is my new most favorite thing ever 😂

[@kakuite]

"Sounds like a movie!" This man sarcasm is always on point.

[@Buzzy_Bland]

“That is very compelling, very interesting situation!” “Yeah I thought the same thing, but then I was like… *eh.* Let’s not.”

[@jacksp8de]

“It sounds like a movie ya know?” “It is” ….that it is.

[@firestorm8265]

Never ask A man: his salary A woman: her age Ryan George: where he gets such crispy footage of the movie.

[@creativedesignation7880]

Well, actually we should talk more about salaries, since not doing that just makes it easier for companies to pay different wages to different people, who do the same work...

[@itsdark9415]

@@creativedesignation7880 r/wooosh

[@SuperSeriouslyJoking]

The trailers...?

[@pearmint308]

@@itsdark9415 r/im14andthisiswoooosh

[@realx2375]

@@SuperSeriouslyJoking 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 really!!!!!!

[@BINACmini]

Carnage: Let there be CARNAGE! Studio Executive Guy: That's the name of the movie!

[@z-beeblebrox]

This movie is basically TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze but without the endearing puppets - just the studio imposed crackdown on violence, elaborate time-wasting hijinks in place of real action, way lower stakes from the first one despite having big creature FX, there's somehow way too much focus on food, and the big final fight is tragically underwhelming and involves the villain falling. Oh and they couldn't get Vanilla Ice but they did get Eminem to do a single for it, close enough

[@drphot6050]

Haha best comment!

[@mentlinc]

Man it really sucked I was disappointed af

[@litespead]

I'm still salty about how they fucked up Carnage

[@DoomRulz]

"How can you hype Carnage up all the way after years and years of fans demanding him and give him very little screentime?" "Oh it's super easy, barely an inconvenience."

[@truthwatcher2096]

I mean, what were you expecting after the first movie?

[@AmorphisBob]

And make him PG-13

[@nood1le]

The thing that upset me the most

[@brandonfj5811]

@@truthwatcher2096 honestly kept telling ppl don't get your hopes up

[@niftyskates85]

@@truthwatcher2096 with the new director i expected more

[@burper-oe6tm]

I really felt good when Ryan said: “Yumyumyumyum”

[@FacTi0n]

dude. thank u. i was starting to feel insane when i kept seeing good reviews for this movie and i just felt confused and letdown the entire time.

[@sayonara3926swat]

-What 'F' word are you talking about? -*THE* 'F' word, like F Bomb? -Ohhh Fbomb? I died

[@callmeviper7723]

Hope you’re ok

[@tylerwhitney3443]

Got me too

[@marcusmartin5758]

Rest in peace

[@TheParanormalist0601]

I just love how passive-aggressive these videos are. It's like it's heavily criticizing these movies but in a fun way without being too harsh.

[@Cuzjudd]

Yup

[@troubadour723]

Because they're going to get made anyway so . . . .

[@JD_tcb]

@@troubadour723 He only criticizes movies that are already made. He doesn't review un-made movies. Cuz they don't exist.

[@nabongobong9155]

Yeah yeah yeah

[@mpederson1316]

Love these!! Keep them coming!!! Would be interesting to see ACE VENTURA!!

[@viddork]

I just got home from watching this movie, and this video is 100% accurate.

[@SuperBC1975]

Having an sentient alien symbiote share your body is tight!

[@reycarter6284]

this is so accurate, the most exciting thing about this movie was the post credit scene

[@deannahenry8925]

Yeah

[@cenciende9401]

You didn't watch it then loser, because the best thing about the movie is Venom himself, he's hilarious and what makes it worth watching.

[@arslanh5883]

@@cenciende9401 this movie was so bad. Venom is NOT supposed to be funny

[@nyasha_ish]

@@arslanh5883 yhea but tis days superhero movies are supposed to be funny like literally every superhero have to have a comedy its a must they must be comic relief n i hate the same formula used over n over again they is no creativity no more tp this superhero movies

[@arslanh5883]

@@nyasha_ish they can make other people funny. Other actors or something but NOT the main guy. Look at batman the dark knight. If batman was cracking jokes the movie would have sucked

[@MaiAolei]

Venom is just going to eat him up, he's all weak now, yumyumyum.

[@udaymittal5598]

😂

[@cavemanlovesmoke4394]

*Nomnomnomnomnom*

[@rachelppython]

Ooh very delicious!

[@Grasslander]

Finally Venom got to eat someone. It is like his only purpose, and finally they managed to find a way. Eat CGI.

[@rachelppython]

@@Grasslander he got to eat the wig too

[@detitheyeti5882]

I love how his explaining all the gory stuff he wrote and then he just goes PG 13

[@jestersreign7530]

I'm still laughing about this now and it's already been an hour

[@cavemanlovesmoke4394]

@@jestersreign7530 ur a slow comment reader too huh I take forever 😅🤷‍♂️

[@thomassclafani4652]

I remember watching and thinking this would be so much cooler if it was rated R

[@referenci4831]

*this is basically a romantic comedy" That's why it's good, it's ridiculous

[@macumbeiro_xx]

Watching the "Pitch Meeting" before watching the movie is tight

[@gwendyp125]

Instead of watching that garbage movie

[@matthewpatrick7263]

It's my super easy, barely an inconvenience way of keeping up with movies without actually watching them.

[@AImightywoIf737]

@@gwendyp125 Garbage that I love

[@captainstage2009]

Cletus: I’ve tasted blood before, and that is not it! Ryan: Tasting blood is tight!!!

[@Not-Dedyet]

This movie was basically a trailer for the post credit scene

[@RealDavarionJarvelle]

"Yea, he just eats him up, he's all weak now. Yum Yum Yum." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NorthStarCinema]

Favorite part!

[@kevinburke1032]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Seethi_C]

"And he sticks his tongue down the guard's throat" "Very romantic!"

[@charlescannon2469]

Sticking your tongue down people's throats is tight!

[@scamrasc]

The little noises... "That sound like a plot point written in 1996", "Thank you", "hhrrra" "He's all weak now. Nyum nyum nyum." I love Ryan😭😂

[@benjaminrubin2178]

"It's basically a romantic comedy." You say that as if it's a bug, and not a feature.

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

Whatever you say sleepless in Seattle

[@brandonfj5811]

@@youknowwhoyouare2269 lol fr

[@cavemanlovesmoke4394]

@@youknowwhoyouare2269 what does op even mean by that ?

[@changsiah2]

Dead meme

[@badtaketom7116]

I mean one of the possible names it was going to be called was literally "love will tear us apart"

[@johngr1747]

The executive's face upon hearing about the multiverse opening killed me!

[@doit9575]

With a PG-13 rating and a 90 minute cutoff time, this movie was doomed from the start.

[@cfn6742]

“Barely an inconvenience” has basically become a part of my life now

[@micmacmormik]

Yep, I’ll do customer presentations on a product and I say it all the time!

[@cfn6742]

@@micmacmormik Lol

[@Gogetta80]

Oh really???

[@alitteroftastypancakes7192]

If anyone says "super easy"... you know my follow up.

[@lexiibattwitch]

I actually say it unironically

[@t.rexking441]

2:46 This exchange is pretty clever since it can be interpreted two ways. Either that Screenwriter guy is telling Producer guy not to worry why Shriek has powers because he doesn't explain it in the film. Or he's saying not to worry about it because Shriek is a mutant and he doesn't want to get into legal trouble by using that term.

[@mmicoski]

I love how they seem to be defending the plot, and at the same time expose a lot of holes and inconsistencies

[@harshavardhanreddy8368]

Ryan as the idea pitching character: "Lets add a post credits scene where in we SHOVE (does shoving movements with hands) venom into the MCU" Also Ryan as the boss man listening to said idea pitching character: *O_O* Yeah that'll do it!

[@Circuitssmith]

“Ohhhhh, shoving things is TIGHT!” “Oh, my god!” “Oh, my god! I didn’t mean it like that.”

[@susandemetry7158]

What is MCU stand for? I'm a little dim witted, apparently.

[@harshavardhanreddy8368]

@@susandemetry7158 susan im not even having enough of an iq to be able to tell what the MCU even is

[@FlyfishermanMike]

@@susandemetry7158 It's the Mega Corporate Universe.

[@susandemetry7158]

@@FlyfishermanMike ,ooooh!! Okay, that is what, exactly??? A covert government agency perhaps???? A new type of tofu??? Clearly I'm not playing with a full deck......so, there's that....

[@kingsleycy3450]

That was a massively risky post-credit scene, considering Sony's relationship with Disney is kind of like the Schrodinger's cat.

[@AndrewCheshire]

Dude, that is the most apropos description I've heard yet for the Sony/Marvel relationship lol

[@CrystalisQ]

I mean, Disney had to sign off on it.

[@mandoad1841]

tbh I'm not happy. I wanted him to be separate. I'll still watch þo.

[@dragonuprising8378]

@@mandoad1841 Same. I hate when Spider-man and Venom appear together cause Spider-man always gets more attention/wins if they fight. KEEP THEM SEPARATE PLEASE!!

[@KnightsRealm98]

@@dragonuprising8378 That makes....literally no sense. Venom's very existence in the comics is predicated upon Spider-Man getting the black suit and screwing over Eddie Brock. Which is why I despise the Sony Venomverse. Don't get me wrong, I don't want him in the MCU either, but to say that Venom and Spider-Man shouldn't be in the same movie is among the dumbest takes I have ever heard. Venom's main point is to be Spider-Man's most deadly foe. He's had some solo adventures, but those were relatively short-lived in comparison to his fights with Spidey.

[@7pathsage]

"We can shove venom into the MCU" *Everyone's same reaction of shock* "No yeah that'll do"

[@Dexter-vf2cg]

"That is what happens when you get shot in the eye" Carl Grimes: ...

[@prestonwalden6869]

I literally had tears laughing at this, especially towards the end 😂

[@LuisSierra42]

Tearing up watching a comedic video is TIGHT!!

[@someonefromcanada2668]

Wow wow wow… wow!

[@kid.hudson_]

I just realized the second movie the hero does indeed lose his powers, or in iron mans case, they lose the suit. I was about to say that it doesn’t happen, but then I remembered that even in Deadpool he loses his powers in prison.

[@maxcloud753]

Captain America didn't... Exception that proves the rule.

[@kid.hudson_]

@@maxcloud753 technically speaking Chris Evans already had a character that lost his powers. Second movie appearance of The Human Torch where he loses his powers[technically he gains other’s powers but he still loses his own. Maybe it only happens per actor and not per hero.

[@mrgamerboi2566]

Bro the end credits was amazing in the cinema

[@Bumbum_Inspector]

"PG13." "He throws some guards off screen at a wall....? That probably hurts." "There it is." God I hate Hollywood.

[@beansdad70]

Their first choice was him putting them over his knee…

[@revan1202]

That was the perfect moment of truth

[@Alexi_Shalabyev]

Damn straight

[@bagelinpond2433]

then dont watch hollywood movies.

[@Bumbum_Inspector]

@@bagelinpond2433 Or Hollywood could stop with the idiotic politics and children's movies and actually make some movies for adults once in a while.

[@saucyplebeian7901]

"That plot point sounds like it was written in 1996." "Thank you!" *distressed noise* lmao

[@fourloaves]

"Having Carnage cereal with your very own surprise symbiote inside is tight" - Spiderman -

[@jasonfischer8946]

"So you have a new movie for me?" "It's a superhero movie, so no, not really."

[@gillianc592]

Binge watching pitch meetings is tight and also super easy barely an inconvenience. Love you Ryan and love screen rant.

[@shinigami1357]

6:07 now that’s a look of infinite money being imagined

[@Grasslander]

Imagine if they made a movie where Venom starts off as Spider-Man's suit, and then they fight in an epic struggle. "There was that move from 2007, where-" No, there wasn't.

[@tonechoir]

Without that movie there would be no Bully Maguire meme! It must exist for this sole purpose.

[@byronsenior6499]

Spiderman 3 wasn't THAT bad.

[@leonpaelinck]

@@byronsenior6499 true, but it could be better

[@byronsenior6499]

@@leonpaelinck Agreed, I just think it's over-hated.

[@thebatman4279]

This Spiderman 3 hate will not be tolerated.

[@somekindoftoast5765]

“He just eats him up you know… num num num” and “ thinking about making it a tight 90” had me dying

[@lukewedeven4891]

This is the second review on this movie ive seen that no one talks about how the heck Carnage got his whirlwind powers, seriously i feel like that would be a bigger deal

[@vijayanand6650]

He spun real fast

[@newtpondskipper]

I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back on that point.

[@siegfriedmordrake3229]

"because!" "that works!"

[@chinnidiwakar]

This is not review, its The Pitch Meeting.

[@chrisjags]

"Spoilers Ahead" has never felt less necessary

[@Roach_tm]

I love it when they agree that something is "tight" lol

[@rororokai]

Don’t forget, when Carnage said he’s sensitive to sound he didn’t react to the helicopter exploding behind him and he literally roared “Let there be carnage” lol EDIT: it’s actually the frequency of the sound, not just loud noises (my bad :p)

[@MDCxThePG]

It's more sound at a certain frequency rather than being just loud noises.

[@bunionl382]

It's something like 4000 to 6000 megahertz, so high pitch noises

[@hunterreeves6525]

@@MDCxThePG yeah except they pretty much totally ignored that in this movie and just used whatever sound was convenient

[@MDCxThePG]

@@hunterreeves6525 They only ever reacted to Shriek and the church bell. They were pretty consistent with it.

[@derrickofori330]

Also he screams about as loudly and as pitchy as Shriek does

[@calebsyswerda]

“I was thinking we could call it Venom: Let it be Garbage.” “That does sound accurate, but I think it’ll hurt our ticket sales. Maybe tweak it a little bit.”

[@virtuallyreal5849]

This is great 😆

[@scorpleeon]

lol I hate seeing Tom Hardy in dreck like this but, it’s a movie!

[@thetoaster2718]

“Yum yum yum” Actually made me cry of laughter

[@CreatureCal]

2:31 This part was way too accurate! I wanted some carnage!

[@frocat5163]

"So, anyway...Carnage hacks the internet." Just..the whole internet? Cool. "Ffbomb?" Awesome.

[@PhilBagels]

This is a movie in which Sony says, "Hey, remember us? We still have the movie rights to some Marvel characters! So we're going to make a Marvel-related movie once in a while so you don't forget.

[@draidenfavel9181]

“It sounds like a movie” “It is yeah that’s what it is” 😂

[@elastofragmentoplast9350]

Bone shattering screams aren’t a super power. That’s just my girlfriend after a couple of shots.

[@TooneeLunes]

You should probably stop shooting your girlfriend, I hear that's how you get pale contact lens's

[@Butterball3588]

@@TooneeLunes this!