Venom Makes Eddie Breakfast | Venom 2: Let There Be Carnage

[@kneedropperr]

"You know it would be nice to have your support, just . . . just for once." He said, as Venom proudly presented a full course breakfast he made just for Eddie.

[@juanrisa945]

Plus, he WAS beimg a good friend when he told Eddie Cletus' situation isn't Eddie's fault. He was telling him "Buddy, don't blame yourself. Its his fault, not yours".

[@rachelcrowley-spak2282]

While also trying to talk Eddie out of walking into a toxic potentially dangerous situation

[@Emilyandmydog]

Ngl, I would gladly eat that, it looks like orange juice, pancakes, sausage, eggs, bacon and it even had ketchup 😂

[@aroilyace]

@@Emilyandmydogright?!?! food actually looks good **surprisingly**

[@Emilyandmydog]

@@aroilyace yeah!

[@BlackGryph0n]

Never thought I’d be jealous of a guy infected by an extraterrestrial parasite, but here we are…

[@CallmeAce2]

Woah, what are YOU doing here? (Your content is great) I agree tho, I want a symbiote.

[@dollyaigacha]

Wait, you're here? 12 days ago!? That's crazy

[@multronz5567]

PARASITE?!?! -Venom 2019

[@VulkanRaven1]

Yeah, try to take a shit while having an alien symbiote in your body

[@Enderwave22]

3 WEEKS AGO?!

[@alecoutinho1766]

"actually he put himself there when he decided to be a complete lunatic" True words

[@jenkinsfamilyo5471]

“Ta-da”

[@Fuzzball_gaming]

Ketchup?

[@jermvelez3444]

Coming from venom who literally eats random humans 😂

[@LincolnYoung-b4n]

I agree! Those words are very true!

[@somerandomdudeonline7182]

Based and true

[@memeeeisgud]

Honestly, Venom didn't do a bad attempt at making breakfast, especially for being an out of world lifeform that doesn't know anything about earth food

[@alexd4310]

I think it looked good

[@xm214-aminigun9]

​@@alexd4310 brother, my guy is leeching information and logic of Eddie's earthly brain. He could infact have made a full course luxurious food but however, his symbiosis with Eddie turns Eddie miserable, which may or may not affect venom to act this way. The fact that both of them are rejects in their society does not help at all.

[@lanceproctor4702]

But knows lyrics. Lol

[@GrilledCow123]

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"

[@ratamacue0320]

​@@GrilledCow123for shame, spammer.

[@KNDCHV]

Venom makes a pretty good point: "No, he decided to be there, by being a complete lunatic".

[@GrilledCow123]

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"

[@SomeAngryGuy1997]

​@@GrilledCow123You make lobotomy sound like a good idea.

[@Pajaritobyrd]

Actually he put himself there when he decided to be a complete lunatic.

[@vincelombardi9297]

"Are you pen pals with ant?" As the note is written in a total fucking maze. Love that detail.

[@paradiselost9946]

isnt that how everyone writes letters?

[@slothymango]

​@@paradiselost9946do you write them like that

[@TitanusGodzilla2027]

That line was too funny

[@Agua_Enlatada]

So venom can perfectly stretch out a tentacle through the stairwell of the building and pick up the mail from their mailbox, but can't make breakfast in the room that he is currently in without making it look like an active warzone?

[@louievazquez5231]

Cooking is an acquired skill

[@moon-do4wy]

That's dexterity vs skill.

[@MyVwccStar2023]

I think one reason it started looking like an active war zone was because Eddie started walking away.... I know that might sound crazy, but that's just what I think.

[@ensotao1]

His parents never taught him to cleanup after himself.

[@lordmonday1]

He was jammin, can't a symbiote jam to tunes while making a nice meal for his husband? What is this world coming to, I ask you.

[@CheshireCat-cm1si]

For someone whose biggest weakness is extreme heat, you'd think he'd be more careful with the stove...

[@Unregistered.Hypercam.2.]

depends what you define as ''extreme'' heat

[@Insightfill]

And loud noises, but turns on the radio and likes old music.

[@dommeegal3760]

I am also weak against extreme Heat and Sound but i Like to cook and listen to music too... Nothing unusual 😅😂

[@69metersbelow25]

​@@Insightfill Tbf the music wasn't too loud

[@Insightfill]

@@69metersbelow25 LOL. Yeah, most of the Venom "loud noise scenes" would have driven me mad, too! Music in the kitchen?! Sure. He did seem to enjoy that concert once too.

[@TheBaileyandashlyn]

They're like an old married couple 😂 *Full on makes him breakfast* "It would be nice to have your support" 😂😂

[@alliestevens5264]

In the comic books, they are a married couple

[@InfiniteArt248]

Actually, Venom sounds the sanest and most logical of them all...

[@gainsandglory6808]

Venom is actually pretty sane and logical. He is just also very hungry and as he is a symbiote, he feeds on what living things he encounters. His host has a lot to do with how he is.

[@lightborn9071]

​@@gainsandglory6808 Canonically he bound with a supervillain and then with Deadpool before finding Spider-man and Eddie.

[@gainsandglory6808]

@@lightborn9071 I don’t know how strictly canon these films are. Every generation tweaks the narrative

[@ShaggyRogers1]

@@gainsandglory6808 At this point, the multiverse push now means that the canon is actually pointless. They literally made an entire movie just to BS a reason for Wolverine to not be dead, and for the events of Logan to just be non-consequential.

[@mirandaross4625]

​@@ShaggyRogers1 not even surprised. Movies tweaking lore and canon is nowhere near as obserd as the crap the comics have done.

[@lizanna6390]

Complaining about venom not being supportive as he trying his best to make Eddie a big tasty breakfast.

[@NightSide1349]

I would be so thankful if a symbiote made me breakfast.

[@maxiebon1]

Let's be real, venom was making venom breakfast

[@xChimkin]

@@maxiebon1 which is eddie

[@GODOFWAR11011]

"we cant be sure whose guilty and who isn't buddy." "THEY ARE IN PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!" 10/10 delivery on that line

[@aguilayserpiente]

3:25, "false confessions. Some people take plea deals" to end indefinite incarceration. Between 2 and 20% of prisoners are innocent. Nat. Reg. of Exonerations (A PROJECT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA IRVINE NEWKIRK CENTER FOR SCIENCE & SOCIETY, UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN LAW SCHOOL & MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY COLLEGE OF Law 2023.)

[@colatf2]

@@aguilayserpienteyea it’s quite sad. Overworked, underskilled public defenders, crooked cops, and overzealous prosecutors put a lot of innocents behind bars. Besides, killing random criminals is still inhumane at the very least.

[@aguilayserpiente]

@@colatf2 Your thoughtful comment summarizes the criminal (in)justice system in a nutshell.

[@Frankenstein0777]

Watch or read the book by Bryan Stevenson called Just Mercy

[@Le_cuisinier.du-chienne]

Venom's still being a better girlfriend than MJ to Peter Parker.

[@catsair4466]

Facts!!!

[@RENEGADO_FANTASMA]

MJ belongs to the streets!

[@jeskvell3254]

tru

[@batmandarkestknight3136]

Fr

[@deepakstephenkalapurackala8051]

Which MJ are we talking about here?

[@Eri587]

Bro got ragdolled by a tentacle coming out of eddie and the thing he thought was weird was the taste of his blood.

[@arkking552]

He then proceeded to EAT a weird wriggling thing on his finger. He was not ok

[@ogfortify7674]

​@@arkking552he was never ok

[@safcjoe7062]

Yeah, because he knew Eddie had an alien with him, the talking out loud, the allegations of the life foundation, even the Detective knew Eddie was hiding something.

[@user-pi3hd2bt3f]

​@@arkking552 i know right. You'd expect a serial killer cannibal to be the picture of mental health

[@leviathan9865]

i lovve how he explains his backstory with the visuals and the drawings, its perfect

[@olandoblen5791]

Still exposition dump a little less worse than Main character watching getting the information via TV

[@Commanderziff]

"It would be nice to have your support, just for ONCE." Guy made him breakfast, and was giving him very sound advice. Eddie really doesn't deserve a friend like Venom.

[@bethanymiddleton5758]

"Are you penpals with an ant?"

[@PunYT]

Venom in this movie gives me PS1 Spider-man Venom vibes. And I'm all for it.

[@pattananninja]

Never let Venom cook 😂

[@vaclavnovacek1035]

A bit more control and he could actually be really good at it :D Unlimited hands, unlimited reach... :D

[@SomeRamenDude]

No no Let him COOK!!!!

[@JWProductionsStudios3264]

Even Gordon Ramsey Wouldn’t Want To Eat It

[@colepeltier8472]

Nah, let em cook.

[@glarianhazel318]

Let venom cook if you want your kitchen missy😅😅😅

[@RoadRunnerMeep]

I love Eddie's face in this, he's living in permanent trauma

[@schattentaenzerin]

So, the prison staff saw and read this completely deranged postcard and thought "Yeah, nothing hostile and weirdly insidious about that" and sent it 😅

[@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287]

To be fair, they are probably used to it with the worst of the death row inmates.

[@SquallVIIIfan]

They are not allowed to refuse to mail an inmate’s letter. And none of that stuff Kassidy said is against the rules. I don’t know why you think freedom of speech is not allowed in prisoner mail but you should get your mind right.

[@eeunoo]

@@SquallVIIIfanprobably a european

[@grim_56]

​@@eeunoo Because America is the land of the free? Lmao, far from it

[@OttoKreml]

​@@grim_56 we do have freedom of speech.

[@StalwartShinobi]

Venom is a legit cool friend to have, Tom Hardy has done awesome with venom

[@gameman7871]

I can't believe everyone is sleeping on the "SCREW YOU!!!" "Excuse me?" "Wow yeah, uh.... I don't have an explanation for that". Comedy gold

[@Rachel-mo1mu]

Venom is a good house wife to Eddie

[@azathothsscarecrow3938]

If my shadow/void self had powers like venom cooking me breakfast we'd get past our issues just fine.

[@kevinarevalo4747]

Id be having the time of my life if I had Symbiotic relationship with Venom.

[@sanzianagoglinache8696]

Me too

[@SSNovaKK]

It's so funny that Venom uses paper towel to clean the stand in the first seconds and then turns the kitchen into a complete war zone

[@MauriceQwabe-bo1gz]

“This place is an all you can eat buffet” and “Don’t eat that my memory is out standing” 😅😅😅 he’s a vibe

[@Andrew-og7li]

@3:12 that "Catsup?! [bottle explodes]" always gets me rollin 😂😂

[@A_Tiny_Fox]

Same 😂

[@JWProductionsStudios3264]

It’s Ketchup

[@zainabhamisi9843]

😂😂😂😂

[@highlandoutsider]

​@@JWProductionsStudios3264 originally it was catsup, as far as I'm aware ketchup is one of those brand names like sellotape or hoover that became so ubiquitous that it replaced the generic term

[@flumpyofdoom]

Also the TA DA! really makes my day 😂

[@hisinvisibleness-fn8qj]

Venom is unintentionally more hilarious than all the other super whatever they are😂

[@AnnalyssBurden]

Venom is totally misunderstood. That was really nice of him! At least he attempted😂!

[@christianloubardias6375]

3:12: Catsup? *Explodes ketchup bottle Total laugh riot

[@fangirlsruineverything]

This is literally like having a clingy cat

[@Backyardmech1]

😂 I can’t help but see Carnage writing like he’s Mickey Knox from “Natural Born Killers.”

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

*What if he is?!?!*

[@asmrmarieunicorn]

I love how venom really cares for Eddie after what happened. True friend right there

[@jacobmaverickbueller.671]

0:32-0:33 "Cheer up, old pal." Everyone should use that line when they have a good buddy when they're feeling blue.

[@Walrus_JR]

Wish I had a pal like Venom. Funny, charismatic, optimistic, and always there to cheer me up when I’m down and at my lowest. How wicked and vile our society has become to hate others and only worry about themselves and not their own family and friends. Eddie and the Joker would definitely get along. Same with Batman haha!

[@TheGrayfrog100]

0:20 The "Ow! Ow, ow, ow!" :D

[@TheAero1221]

The exploding ketchup kills me every time XD

[@zainabhamisi9843]

😂😂😂

[@hitomiekanzaki9588]

Venom multitasking😂😂😂

[@Thorax7x686]

He is the best roommate

[@esmeraldagutierrez68]

0:14 when your mom let’s you cook for the first time 😅😅

[@MyVwccStar2023]

I can't stop watching this and cannot stop laughing at venom making Eddie breakfast. Venom: "Don't need that, my memory is outstanding.." Eddie: *places recorder down* Venom: "Rude"

[@anhad7001]

I also want a symbiote in my life

[@tagir9123]

Yeah, I wouldn't even mind him feeding off my kidneys in exchange for being Doc Ock on crack

[@PersonWhoLikesGaming]

Same but I might regret it

[@siryeetster313]

People may disagree but I enjoyed this movie.

[@emeral311]

I enjoyed it as well

[@Vicky-Devi.]

I Loved It😌

[@Stanley-kg5uj]

Me too❤

[@paopao.]

literally no one in the world can disagree with someone's opinion.

[@Andrew-ly6yf]

Hey I disagree

[@ModeratelyAmused]

It's too bad that Marvel comics was divvied up between several studios. I'd honestly have rather seen a Venom/Deadpool crossover than a Deadpool/Wolverine movie.

[@-MaryPoppins-]

Omfg venom and Deadpool are hands down my favorite, could you imagine how amazingly hilarious that’d be 😩

[@kirara2516]

We;re getting Ryan Renolds and Hugh Jackman! I will never not be excited about that! But I do agree that a Venom Deadpool movie would be amazing too. Maybe someday?

[@Catseye189]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Secondadmendment]

I’ll tell venom to clean that up when he’s done making breakfast

[@brey1720]

He's like, f*ck functioning this morning, I've got venom 😂

[@Warhawk72]

0:17 I like eddies look when he sees venom making a mess in his kitchen lol also 200th comment

[@Homelander_John]

"Venom Makes Eddie Breakfast" a gigantic spit to the spiderman fans... 💀

[@paradoxine6287]

For an entity that has quintillion or more of knowledge, he really does not know how to cook lmfao

[@xoAuwiixo]

damn I just noticed that he didnt want a feast he got lame food lol

[@CobyMitchell-n6k]

Even though I love the insomniac version of venom I still love this version of venom.

[@Astrotoydle]

You know this never went through my head until now how does Venom see what he's doing when Eddie isn't even looking in the same direction cuz if you think about it he's cooking five things at once and assuming him and Eddie share eyes Venom wouldn't be able to see anything that he's doing no wonder he's so messy

[@imSkrap]

Man venom almost sounds like Serious Sam with a rougher voice

[@TitanusGodzilla2027]

3:15 “This place is an all-you-can-eat buffet! Who’s going to care if I polish off a bunch of these idiots?” That was actually really funny😭🙏

[@CoryKenshinFan2012]

I FRICKING MISS VENOM WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE! 😭😭 I literally cried watching the seen of him dying. And the voice actor passed away too! RIP. ❤️🪦🕊️⚰️

[@ghostface0927]

I know they only did it for the movies, but i find it weird that eddie speaks out loud to Venom. Venom has access to Eddie's mind so he can hear his thoughts, so Eddie can speak to venom by thought without speaking out loud

[@sks4728]

"This place is an all you can eat buffet!" Clearly prison is Venom's favorite restaurant😂

[@SMACKu2b]

Idk, this movie is kind of a guilty pleasure. I know it's a bad movie, but I actually enjoy it.

[@vanessac1721]

Good bad is fine. Bad bad is not. 😂

[@justauseruknow]

lol when venom was singing "i say either i say either" i thought it was Arnold Schwarzenegger singing for a sec XD

[@TheRealBirdmann]

2000’s Comic Movies: Action, Adventure Todays Comic Movies: Comedy, Family

[@christianloubardias6375]

"You suck!" "YOU suck!!!"

[@StumblerxGaming]

Let there be carnage ❌ Let the bro cook✅

[@EdWatch-yx7hy]

Lions do not eat salad! 😂😂😂😂 they sure dont venom.. they sure dont.

[@virtualdark2295]

He was probably having fun singing while doing all that. Venom is awesome. I just can’t take him seriously when he sings like that

[@chrisdavis8650]

I like how there both best friends.

[@Thorax7x686]

The prison is the all you can eat buffet 😂

[@therandombats2579]

Not that I condone the idea, but couldn't Venom bond with the inmates long enough to see if they're truly guilty?

[@Thorax7x686]

@@therandombats2579 if Eddie was a staff member yes

[@drachedoom]

This is how it feels living consciously with ghosts around you, always talking to yourself because you basically talking to them 😂

[@melanikristensen3293]

Who is excited for Venom 3! Coming soon!

[@alexandersalgado281]

There is?

[@codiehess367]

3:06 breakfast is served 3:12 ketchup lol 😂

[@ViviEl-l3z]

Venom, BEHAVE! And be reasonable!

[@greentoesbstatus4325]

Venom's good a cooking, you can't tell me otherwise.

[@aryella7107]

It's the thought that counts lmao

[@AutmsSubliminals]

Venom 🥰loves Eddie....too cute

[@Rustam_Kumekhov_26]

3:12 Can't s up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mishcamuller5107]

Venom just singing along gets me 😂😂

[@paula503sv7]

Sounds like J-Rule😂😂😂

[@MdRafiz-t5p]

The breakfast venom made its actully looking ao delicious not gonna lie

[@EzekEyes]

Me if I was reading that letter: What is bro yapping about?? And then I would toss it on the fire Venom started on the pan.😂

[@lwaysstartinsomethin]

The most unhinged roomate you've ever seen.

[@superjoelad4905]

Ketchup? 3:12

[@gothskull_9534]

( explodes 😂 ) 3:13

[@ElhiPaiz]

Venom: Yummy

[@AcroNix_BLue]

Even venom cooking breakfast he still come how a makes the kitchen look like a war zone😂

[@mariejoy8598]

Woody gets THE best parts.

[@TheDreamDojo]

Venom actually went out of his way to make Eddie breakfast...and it actually didn't turn out all that bad? How does Marvel make an antihero so dangerous and adorable at the same time? XD

[@darthahsoka3518]

5:56 I have wishes to bestow upon you Venom: Aw, that is kind I want to wish you this heartbreak Venom: uh-oh! Too late 😂😂

[@leanne4896]

This scene is comedy gold, from the song to the hand over his face.

[@ironwarrer]

6:34 It's very adorable how Venom defends Eddie, he was very passive and calm, but Venom can see the emotional effect on Eddie's mind from Cletus' words about his mother and father, and that's why Venom got mad because he saw Eddie's pain, Venom doesn't like Eddie being hurt, first because he's his friend and second because Eddie is a good person and Venom doesn't accept or consider it fair that any evil bastard offends him since Venom considers Eddie a hero... seriously venom loves eddie so much!

[@Mik_the_racoon]

Not venom being an house wife LOL

[@Kik1Lo]

6:34 venom being mad for Eddie when Cledus talks about Eddie’s upbringing 😭

[@bobdadnaila7708]

I love his beaten flambay technique with the skillet...

[@shara1979]

So, pretty much, Eddie made his own breakfast, lol

[@masonmatricardi8452]

Never heard a prison get referred to as an “all you can eat buffet” 🤣🤣

[@cleverusername9369]

Venom is so weirdly adorable

[@techsupport7110]

Eddy is possessed with demons

[@abigailgarcia3090]

Venom is a parasite, Sir, not a demon.

[@schattentaenzerin]

​@abigailgarcia3090 Parasite? APOLOGIZE! Show the Klyntar some respect. 😉

[@abstractcells4947]

Why is nobody talking about the part; "every hero has an origin story" SHOWS A SPIDER

[@oknongsiej5740]

I love you venom and Eddie

[@Stanley-kg5uj]

I also❤

[@juanburgos5041]

His sad story is he kills his family. Gets put in a orphanage it when it should have been prison.

[@Thorax7x686]

Made breakfast, gives a massage, grabs the mail

[@AmarMazouz-x2f]

Venom cooking 😂😂😂😂 that’s so amazing ❤ I love it 🥰

[@billy.j.junior]

venom is so funny when he isnt trying to kill everyone

[@grimrides]

Venom is my favorite anti-hero. 🖤