Donkey Kong Country Returns MOOSE #2 (Josh VS StephenPlays)

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If you're new here, the two things you need to know about Versus are that we are bad at video games and extremely vulgar. MOOSE is a side-series to our main Versus series, it plays like the basketball game HORSE, wherein each player takes turns picking a level, if you lose you gain one letter of the word MOOSE, the one to reach all five letters first loses! Enjoy!
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CREDITS:
• Edited by Josh Jepson
• Graphics Made by Josh Jepson
• Game Made by Nintendo
LINKS:
• Josh's Channel - / joshjepson
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[@kurib5872]

"Give me science or give me death." Why not both? Go to Aperture Science to experience death science today!

[@SethKhoury]

Kuri B I can't stop laughing.

[@breakallthepots]

There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come, either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too.

[@huntercrunch94]

1:23 was the best "it's not supposed to go at an angle" reference of all time. I never would have thought you could reference that and actually have it work in context.

[@ImDemonAlchemist]

"Don't quote me on that"- Steven Georg 2015.

[@ImDemonAlchemist]

***** Well, shit. I was focusing on his last name and I completely missed that.

[@Dogninja78]

Honestly, I love it when you two collab. I think your commentary styles and personalities fit well and every video you guys do are humorous. :)

[@telekiller7]

***** definitely one of my favorite pairings, but Josh and Jake is number 1 in my book

[@piguy314159]

Next up: Tropical Freeze.

[@KnifePIay]

I know Tyler had to stop his LP because of copyright reasons so I doubt it

[@blastermaster6793]

+ThatOtherMexicanKid Stephen is doing tropical freeze so its possible

[@pinkeye983]

ThatOtherMexicanKid Tyler sings a lot too.

[@Teddiursir]

16:55 "I have tried to push that button three times in a row now and have died three times in a row now because of that stupid button!" 17:00 "This could be it for me! This could be it for me!" Josh said those repeated lines so similarly that I thought my speakers were broken.

[@L1N3R1D3R]

1:24 killed me. xD Glad to know that Stephen can make innuendo jokes even if his channels are mainly clean.

[@Sirrantsalot]

I know this is to hold us over till Tyler gets better but I'm glad you're doing this. 19:44 I know what pogs and slammers are. I'm a 90s kid.

[@woofmasterarf]

How on earth did Stephen win at the chicken boss even though he died twice before he even began the boss fight? Also Josh YOU HAVE TO POUND THE BUTTON! That fail was hilarious though. Good job.

[@XtraThankYou24]

Stephen should be used to dying in levels where it's easy to die on lol that TRG moment still gets me.

[@venomous_crumpet4920]

Nice job, Stephen! So weird to hear Tyler's voice in the end slate since he wasn't in the video. Fun MOOSE vids. :)

[@Sephiko]

There's a rank higher than gold, but I could never be bothered to get those times.

[@otobot45]

Joh, you had to slam on the button to get cover

[@chiweweman2010]

Cringed each time he didn't. He probably would have won that match too.

[@Iponamann]

Yeah JOH!

[@chriswilson9661]

This is literally the most tame episode of versus in history.

[@VanishEclipse4867]

Well, even in Donkey Kong Country Returns, Stephen still sort of manages to beat Josh in someway. Nice run both of you, I am sad I never got the chance to finish the game.

[@Jojobarjocook]

JoshJepson Fun Fact this evening in french television cames the movie where they told that joke you (josh) was about to tell: "why does chicken cros the road". I don't remember the name of the movie but its about a Roboter with feelings played by Robert Williams

[@devong1838]

Quick suggestion: Josh, you should put some music in the awkward beginning where it says "Watch part one."

[@spriddlez]

Being close to your ages.. I appreciated the pog/slammer reference =D

[@moneykenny119]

I would love a tropical freeze versus where you collect all the kong letters

[@MegaNintendoWolf]

I only just noticed they where gone but i miss the Moose transition D:

[@RoundedWaffle]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" "I killed him"

[@XtraThankYou24]

This quote sums up this episode: "DEATH WATER!!!" Hope you get that reference.

[@XtraThankYou24]

That "OKAY!" everytime they start a level sounds like the Mortal Kombat "FIGHT!" pretty sure that was intentional though.

[@avimiller8391]

"Go Donkey! Blow that chicken!" JoshJepson -2015

[@milkcascade]

Dat under 301+ club doe. Take an MLG 360 no-scope soda. It's on the house.

[@knightmayor1703]

Congratulations Josh on beating Stephen in MOOSE!

[@skyehajime1668]

That was excellent. XD The speedrunning community is probably furious. Good job, guys. Have a pog.

[@SoHappyYoshi]

Fast and furious... Cuz they're speedrunners

[@skyehajime1668]

I see what you did there.

[@XtraThankYou24]

lol Josh really has to learn from his mistakes. Remember that cutscene skip?

[@FeyPhantom]

Oh man I remember playing pog in the playground... I think I might still have some somewhere in a box :P

[@Tuschi17]

Wait a second. Does that mean the target audience is kids from the 2000s? Awww man...

[@FreakyHacker64]

Tuschi Makes you feel like a creeper don't it? lol

[@TheTary]

Jonathon Payne No, it makes you question who the actual crap thinks this is for kids from the 2000's actually I probably shouldn't say that.

[@FreakyHacker64]

matthew Singletary You know a lot of these KZbinrs have fans ranging from like 12 and up. Which in my opinion should be at least 16 due to some topics talked about, but that's me tho.

[@TheTary]

what? I would say high school.

[@Tuschi17]

***** I don't really care that much. But they know how inappropriate their humor is so they shouldn't say that their show is intended for kids.

[@thebuzz76]

I was born in '99 and that pog joke was hilarious

[@FlamingKong]

Go Stephan! I only cheer for the opposite side as Josh, or if Josh isn't playing Tyler. Ever since I watched his Mario Galaxy 2 let's play and he said you needed 9999 for the last level. Damn you Josh, Rot in the corner!

[@7cubed]

Flaming Kong ? But you do need 9999 starbits for the last level, well, the second star of the last level, and he beat it on stream.

[@FlamingKong]

No, it's 2000, trust me, I was playing with him.

[@CybeastID]

Flaming Kong ..........I'm sorry, but internet guides also say it's 9999 starbits IN THE BANK in order to unlock The Perfect Run.

[@FlamingKong]

Ok! Geese people calm the hell down, this is why I made the mistake: when he was doing the Let's play(not stream) there was a part where he said we needed 9999, so I went and got 9999 and saw that there was a hungry luma for 2000. Now, when I took on the Perfect Run, I had 9999 in the bank without realizing that is how it had been unlocked. I'm sorry for the mistake. And I actually do like Josh, but I like Tyler and Stephan more. Please understand.

[@starrypikachusky]

Flaming Kong "GO ROT IN A CORNER!" "OMG GUIZE CALM DOWN"

[@GamingEelektross]

I dont think anyone expected Josh to win.

[@Iponamann]

That's not usually the case on this channel though... ;(

[@TheVikingEntertainer]

They sound so alike...

[@Jaimaylaymii]

If you think these two sound alike, you are gonna have a hard time differentiating the guys if you watch a Josh/Jake LP - like Rayman Origins or this game, over on Josh's channel.

[@bruhhhsmm2615]

TheVikingEntertainer thank you i now know i'm not the only one

[@ToastCrossDimensions]

Jesus Josh. You need to slam the button to get the wall to go up.

[@TheDirector999]

THEY BOTH SOUND THE SAME WHAT THE HELL

[@johnsmith2875]

Lane&Friends They sound quite different to me :/

[@Iponamann]

Are you new to Versus? I remember I had trouble telling the difference between Tyler and Josh when I started watching.

[@TheDirector999]

Iponamann Naaaah, I've been watching since Mario Galazy Versus with Donna

[@OrthwormJEB]

I don't know who to root for but at the end of it all, all I can say is good game, gentleman. Even though the one who lost is a MOOSE.

[@DatjeDaan]

14:00 "are you shore?" coz on the beach, n1 jepson

[@ShadwSonic]

Guys... you don't just stand on the buttons, you slam them!

[@spiritomb108]

To be fair, this was way closer than the DKC MOOSE. You were both really even up until the end because you were both picking really dickish levels trying to trip up the other player.

[@SchnookieC]

I bet when Josh woke up, he hoped that it was really his virginity that he was gonna lose

[@DimitDom]

Josh forgot how to push a button. -facepalm- Now I see why Navi reminded him and Tyler how to open a door in Ocarina of Time Versus.

[@yannatoko9898]

The death of Moose.

[@Athados1]

"I'm blowing the chicken!" #JoshJepson2015

[@ladykira1973]

YAY! Go Stephen!(even if I am normally Jepsquad)

[@Zeder966]

Ho...ha... Ho ha... DONKEY KONG!!

[@videogameguru64]

josh does not know how to ground pound you have to ground pound the button

[@ShyGuyXXL]

The munchers ARE spiders. ^^

[@ShigKirby]

Shame they didn't do a shadow level or any of the swinging Forest levels. Tidal Terror was a perfect level for this moose. Also Josh continually getting frustrated at the button which he needed to slam but didn't was funny to watch. If this moose has shown me anything its levels they don't like weren't as hard as they thought and maybe they need to pick a few levels before starting a moose to keep things as varied as possible.

[@kingjake369]

I love moose

[@XtraThankYou24]

By *George* I think you died... again....lol

[@mirutee]

you need to slam the red buttons in tidal terror not just stand on it

[@carsan9702]

calling all ad haters, watch 20 ads of the same thing in this one episode, what a deal.

[@scoobycool9]

As a Stephenite, I am proud of Stephen. Sorry Josh, but you're a * censor spoilers*

[@magnusvoncrumple]

Hey Josh, why did the chicken cross the road? Obviously to get blown by you, because that's what happened.

[@brodykerns4057]

I FOUND MISTER GAME AND WATCH IN 1 of the factory levels in the backround

[@13AxelRoxas]

Pogs were the best. I've been wathing a lot of stephenplays lately so I was on team Stephen.

[@switchfootfreak777]

Pogs are the best!

[@ShigKirby]

Crash 3 Moose. That is all.

[@JustCrazyDK]

Stephen is the DKC king and he wears DK's Tie to prove it. when typing this comment I almost said DK is the DKC king and he wears---oh wait.

[@XtraThankYou24]

Hey Joe we could get a Versus with Stephen over on your channel. Question is, what game?

[@XtraThankYou24]

*Joe? FREAKING AUTOCORRECT!???

[@XtraThankYou24]

XtremeTriggerFlamez I meant *!!!! DAMMIT AUTO..nvm

[@JakobD22]

12:13 Uhh... phrasing?

[@squallhighwind]

Dangit. I remember Pog. Seems like it's now time to go get those kids offa mah lawn

[@CamTheMan93]

do this with Tyler, Josh

[@JJkity838]

Jepsquad all the way!! 😂

[@Disortion]

Thats a nice Video idea :D

[@christianvelez7079]

The next moose needs to be superjeenius and joshjepson playing rayman origins. Its been too long since.they played.

[@albevanhanoy]

K O N G KONG!

[@zwariowanywojtek]

This is really stEVEN

[@MrMario9608]

The speedrunning community? Please. Most people shake their heads in disbelief to this. Frankly, I'm disappoint.

[@Jgamerz12]

So are you guys planning on more MOOSE series?

[@BrotherTypo]

Let's go #Jepsquad !!!!!! We can finally kick the Stephenite's butts! Go Jippers!

[@SlyCoopergraff]

***** ...

[@BrotherTypo]

Shhhh....we'll just ignore the end of the video and who won >_>

[@dane1647]

Yes Stephen all the way

[@BrotherTypo]

dane1647 Stephen did a good job. Congrats to him yet again :)

[@johnsmith2875]

***** AHAHAHA You're silly :)

[@explosivekobold5529]

I always love to see Josh lose.

[@adammitchell4243]

Do a let's play with Stephen !!

[@devong1838]

I thought in moose you couldn't get a letter on the level you chose?

[@Sparkjolteon]

They only did it like that in the original DKC Moose because otherwise the video would've been over in 5 levels.

[@crispy1522]

If anyone could find the channels outro for me I will love you for eternity!

[@starstriker4e330]

Stephen get metal gear solid V the phantom pain for PS4 please

[@Shadowfan109]

The worse part is Josh should have won but he did too many stupid mistakes with that button.

[@lars_4916]

aw yeah udner 301

[@reivaxx_]

lars Gollum *under. Also me too!

[@UltraNurture]

nice

[@SirShwavy]

That last level was just sad. Idk why he thought the button was going to protect him when it was obviously smaller than him... Josh makes some stupid mistakes.

[@starrypikachusky]

SirShwavy It works, it's just that he had to pound the button instead of just standing on it.

[@SirShwavy]

StarryPikachuSky well I meant that he didn't pound the button but just tried to stay there without the button being lowered.

[@AnthonyMtheGamerArtist]

Do you guys know how many times I shouted: POUND THE FREAKING BUTTON

[@jurgenvlaar2754]

now do a moose of donkey kong tropical returns freeze.

[@jurgenvlaar2754]

jurgen vlaar and plz let attackingtucans finish it

[@chuckbatman5]

Josh you have to pound the button to push it. Which is dumb, but whatever

[@Luigiman-rc9fi]

DKCTF rematch plz

[@snohohoho]

its been long fucking enough

[@nestermrcool]

Josh just don't play another DKC game with him and you might win

[@emre3]

Josh, I really love you and your videos but I gotta be honest, GODDAMN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU I AM SQUEALING I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU.

[@MylesFM]

Under 4 views club!

[@Metaknightkirby2]

JUST CHAIN YOUR ROLLS. YOU'RE LOSING SO MUCH TIME JUST WALKING. Sorry but Jesus Christ this is frustrating. ._.

[@versus]

***** Hahahahaha

[@devong1838]

***** You can only chain when you have Diddy.

[@Metaknightkirby2]

Devon G That's not true. If you jump right at the end of the roll and then roll again immediately after landing you'll keep your momentum. It's an essential thing to do to get gold in pretty much every Time Attack. Not that getting gold would be important here mind you, I just mentioned it because it's something you usually pick up when trying Time Attack. :)

[@devong1838]

Oh. I wasn't aware of this method because I'm not MLG and was a stupid 8-year-old when I played DKCR :/

[@KiroMaticzPersona]

***** You need to work on your priorities if how someone else plays really bothers you...like at all.

[@simontegbrink5048]

oh shit i'm number 6! and seacond like!

[@roguewolf9569]

simon tegbrink STFU

[@simontegbrink5048]

:(

[@Iponamann]

U were seacond??! I was thierd!!!

[@simontegbrink5048]

Iponamann Cool!

[@heathoctopus]

YES! Before the first 301 views!

[@MrWorth66]

man you feel old when you watch video and then the person making the video says that your not part of the target audience. also ouch my feelings

[@GamingHole]

Josh, the fact that you forgot how to press the button didn't annoy me. The fact that you continuously did the same thing which causes the same mistake INFURIATES me. It's simple logic! If you do 'A' and it results in a mistake, you don't do 'A' again, at least not straight after you already did it. And forgetfulness does not count here, because it's a few seconds after you already did it, and you did it many times. After 1 or 2 mistakes, a person would use logic to know NOT to do that again, even if you forget.

[@MrCJHardcore]

*SPOILER COMMENT* You have been warned. Don't worry, Josh, you'll always have Mario 64, Sunshine, and Banjo. Donkey Kong just isn't you jam.

[@Iponamann]

Hey as long as Josh loses SOMETIMES, I'm ok. Plus (SPOILERS FROM THIS POINT FORWARD) He hasn't won a Zelda Versus, and it doesn't look like he's gonna win Wind Waker HD :DDDD!

[@aragorn100000]

0 dislikes way to go!

[@Copitz]

6th

[@NintendoFreakxP]

Josh should do a loser challenge due to such poor performances on that last level. Seriously? Why would you keep repeating the same mistake with the button? The rock isn't even tall enough to even protect him! Man Josh such failure! 😡

[@jacio9]

I'd argue against the claim that your target audience was too young to know what a pog was, but then I realized this channel probably gets a lot from Tyler, who appeals greatly to the tweenage boy crowd...

[@starrypikachusky]

Jacio who is tyler im here for chugga

[@treckey6563]

34th

[@amuletspade231]

Max Power 67th .-.