How I Make YouTube Poops

[@DreamTheatre6661]

"Jordan WILL say all these words if given enough time on a camera" actually made me LOL

[@Khint]

something something monkey typewriter something.

[@emilionieto4639]

Lol

[@zucc4764]

infinite Jordan Peterson hack

[@besknighter]

I mean, this is true for everyone. It's just that some people need a lot less time than others 😂

[@MintySweetea]

You're telling me "post-coital regrets about tweets I made" was fortold? Radical BD

[@keelerrobinson5772]

I remember the days when sentence mixing was considered a dark art that only some were gifted enough to execute

[@knight_lautrec_of_carim]

that was the case before you could just let AI transcribe a video

[@dakat5131]

@@knight_lautrec_of_carim I didn't know that was an option until I saw this video. I'd been playing around with doing it by hand

[@JeremiahMcaninch]

Let's not diminish the skill that we've seen here, there's a lot of work and dedication here to get a good youtube poop

[@JonasTisell]

I remember back in the day you could open youtube captions in its own window, and search through them. Thats how many did it before

[@mechanomics2649]

On the outside looking in, sure. It was never really like that though. Little has changed in any real meaningful way.

[@guest273]

*_"I believe anyone can make a good KZbin poop"_* How inspirational. Thank you very tall bart.

[@akhMhfjjxjffzbiu]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@PerEdlund]

I wanted to like this but I didn't want to break the 420

[@Hugo-xr1mg]

it is true, inspiration grows as you edit and the opportunities appear as you make it making a YTP is like, reaching heaven

[@leonardoperez379]

totally agree with your meme philosophy of using longer clips to let their personality naturally shine instead of making audio sushi. nice masterclass, very tall bart.

[@vagabondsoul1286]

The "Tiny Minority" joke was pure genius. Can't believe you managed to put it together to be that long, that funny and that consistent.

[@S-fn3oe]

What "tiny minority" joke?

[@Zinkolo]

I like how serious you sound throughout all this even while displaying funny words

[@aemediainc]

Watching this much JP drained his soul and his joy.

[@anonymousposter6461]

@@aemediainc Comedians are known to be depressed, after all.

[@PJStock42]

I can't believe Nathan Fielder was making these the whole time.

[@BlueBeetle1939]

well he's pretty good at business

[@sowososmooth]

Lmaooooo it does sound like him

[@Ootgreet1]

They're both from Canada. Lol.

[@postbunnie]

I love that guy so much

[@JoeBlow420_69]

Scrolled too far for this

[@sergiofarfan2202]

I love this resurgence of YTP, I've missed them, especially these quality ones.

[@jarsaca]

the amount of adobe premiere features i've learned from this guide on youtube poops is immeasurable.

[@ManyKudos]

Even this tutorial had me laughing, your work is gold mate

[@I_love_dr_stone]

yo its another funnyman

[@GreenDave113]

"It's low resolution" absolutely killed me You are a legend

[@joogaloo929]

2:00 😂😂😂 the way you bluntly said that was hilarious

[@funkyswamprat]

If you're using KZbin, I've got a super quick transcript shortcut: click on the three little dots on the right and then open transcript. It saves loads of time and you can ctrl+F for certain words 🙂

[@funkyswamprat]

I watched a little bit further and realised why you don't CTRL+F. I spoke too soon like a rat

[@terminalmode]

This is still a great suggestion for people who avoid Adobe products. Just remember that if you use OBS or similar to record the video, CLOSE the box before you record. It will embarrass you when you see it in the corner of your already uploaded video.

[@terminalmode]

​@@funkyswampratI read your comment and my brain said, "that's the normal rat."

[@funkyswamprat]

@@terminalmode Typical rat behaviour

[@Misha-dr9rh]

@@terminalmode piracy

[@MisterDickson]

I would never have thought I'd live long enough to witness a professional Jordan Peterson YTP tutorial. This video is amazing!

[@nyuh]

Wow this video about youtube poops somehow sounds and looks more professional than most editing videos ive seen

[@VHSterror]

that was really cool! that conviction in "Jordan WILL say all these words if given enough time" had me cracking up haha

[@Eclipsed_Archon]

they always say everyone poops, but the truth is anyone CAN poop if they just put in the effort

[@MANGOM1LK]

i use adobe premiere and had no clue half of these features existed so this is actually very helpful

[@tree427]

same. i thought diving straight into premiere and figuring it out as i go was a good idea but it looks like i need to watch some tutorials

[@SomeIdiota]

@@tree427 Diving straight in is great if you don't have a particular aim. If you go in with an aim, you tend to only find the stuff you need while all these other features stay hidden. Not saying that people should forego tutorials, but I'm a big advocate for "Go in, press every button, tweak every option, see what happens!" as well.

[@TomAcrossAmerica]

"After sitting through 2 fucking hours of Jordan Peterson" You sir, are a martyr.

[@punishedpinecone4772]

You should watch one of his lectures fully if your attention span is that screwed up and/or you actually believe the media smear pieces. Or listen to it while cleaning your room, bucko

[@TomAcrossAmerica]

@@punishedpinecone4772 I've sat thru his entire 12 rules of living series, sport.

[@prcld]

@@TomAcrossAmerica why would you do that to yourself

[@driespeeters2349]

@@prcld it's a good book

[@prcld]

@@driespeeters2349 ratio then

[@alejandrooceguera4656]

You are such a master of your art, i hope your channel grows to millions dude

[@CureSmileful]

I like the phrase "what I'm going for is controlled chaos", because this is exactly how I view your videos and your outro (I love the outro)

[@nibui8295]

Man that is a lot of work that you are putting into it. And it shows cuz your videos are some of the best poop I have watched on this site. A great sense of humor and nice editting skills. I think this channel deserves more and I hope it gets it.

[@justsomeguy5628]

The absolute Chad move of making the first example one where JP calls himself a Nazi. Mad respect.

[@jirkazalabak1514]

I lost it at the "I don´t know exactly how to have sex..." joke. What an absolutely hilarious piece of comedy!

[@unktheunk1428]

Seeing the magic behind one of my favorite art forms is really something fantastic, thanks for this

[@TheRockinDonkey]

You're out there doing the lord's work. Sitting through two fucking hours of Jordan Peterson just to make us laugh. You are a saint.

[@ContinuumSpanner]

Makes you appreciate just how much effort goes into some of the higher quality poops...

[@GoldLink364]

To think youtube pooping has evolved to this level of quality. Wow this is inspirational.

[@metalcorehighlights8586]

I’ve always struggled with organizing and constructing my clips when making these types of videos. This helps a ton, and I respect you a ton for sharing it to everyone. Thank you!

[@AshleySmithh]

I'm new to editing and this was super insightful to see the shortcuts and stuff you use! Especially normalising the audio, I didn't even know you could do that! Your videos are hilarious man, keep killing it!

[@fripptricky5099]

Genuinely, this video was incredibly insightful, not just on your process, but on some intermediate/advanced Premiere functions.

[@Michniko]

Couldn't be happier that this was in my recommended, your tweets make my day.

[@galleryofrogues]

This is absolutely brilliant. I’m finally trying to prepare to make my own YTP’s and watching videos like these are really motivating.

[@soravsgoku123]

This is such a great and concise tutorial. I spent hours and hours trying to figure out how to make this stuff sound as good as possible. Thank you!

[@JordyShortRibs]

Transcribing first is a great hack will definitely add that to repotoire ! Great video dude! really makes ya realise the craftsmanship in pooping

[@pepperpillow]

This is a surprisingly professional tutorial. It looks and sounds like it’s right from Adobe!

[@dp-mason]

While these kinds of techniques are easily spotted as fake by (hopefully) most people, I think this behind the scenes look is still great for training skepticism in people. Thanks for the laughs!

[@SilverDragonJay]

you poor, poor bastard, no one should have to listen to JP this much, but bless you for bringing us this masterpiece. Thank you for your service to comedy.

[@mondomirth175]

Thanks Bart, you are very tall and very clever, but not just anyone can make a good YTP.

[@noodletribunal9793]

this is true, because i dont know what editing software hes using. do you know?

[@GoldenPickaxe]

The Adobe transcript feature is relatively new

[@zp944]

Wow, back in my day, I would listen to episodes in the background while doing something else. If there was a sentence that tickled my brain, I'd jot down the episode number, time stamp, and a few ideas. Then when I wanted to make the video, I'd repeat the process. I'd listen to the episode in the background, keeping the audio clip I already identified in mind, and letting my brain automatically "match" it to every word the same character says during the show. This all went on in the back of my mind, unconsciously. When something clicked, I'd write down the time stamp. During the search and find process, I'd catch other possibilities. I'd write those down in a separate section, and add that to my brain's listening list. The process to turn 25 minutes of source content into 3-5 minutes of back to back frankenbiting would take me about 7-9 hours, depending on if it was live action or animated. Your technique here opens up a whole new world of possibilities that promises to reduce that time down to a quarter, or less. If I had a tool that allowed me to search the audio track for sounds I needed, I could have made several videos a day, rather than one or two a week. I really like this new (to me) technique, and I think it would be very, very useful for using audio from multiple different sources to create a singular, unique final product with it's own original storyline. But my style was always to take one episode, maintain the continuity of the original storyline as much as possible, but wildly modify the dialog such that the beginning, middle and end are dramatically different. But still cohesive, and relatable to the original source. Just on another layer. I stopped making poops around 2014 when all my stuff got dmca'd and I almost lost my account. Haven't touched premiere since. But I may just get back into it again, because of your video. Although I do think my old school technique was essential to my style. Listening to the same source over and over and over gave me an intimate knowledge of the scene changes, the dialog, and the overall flow. I would go back and edit jokes 2-3 times, as my brain put together different possibilities. As the project grew longer, the characters and story I was "creating" also evolved, and I would need to go back and replace dialog with other clips that sounded more natural to them as a character, not just their voice. I feel like I would lose that if I was just searching for clips that fit together to say the first thing I thought of. It would come across as choppy, inorganic, and "fake." But I'm definitely interested in learning more and trying it out

[@Phytom]

Would be amazing if there was a feature which would analyze every word and cut it, so that you can basically just type what he should say and the programm merges the cutted words.

[@HardwareFahrrad]

there's something similar for Vegas Pro, you can find a video in English on my channel though. It's called "FitMC FINALLY gets his penis transplant | S1E30 [YTP Collaboration]"

[@ToddReuterOutdoors]

Wow. This makes me appreciate the YTP community that much more, knowing the dedication and effort that goes into each poop. Much respect!

[@NPCarlsson]

This is really good and informative. I feel like you covered very simple techniques that a lot of people tend to overlook and made them really easy to understand. Great work!

[@theonewhoknocks4414]

Hey dude

[@leonh4231]

Thank you! 💙 I‘m into YTP for so long now. Mostly, I‘ve watched german YTP (it‘s quite big here and the language makes it relatively easy I think) and english poops here and there, e.g. Michael Rosen of course. Always wondered how the editors do it and wished for a video tutorial. Now, a few days after discovering your great work, there it is! So maybe I‘ll try it myself some day. Thanks

[@kasane1337]

Aber was ist passiert? Sind die Tomaten passiert?

[@ZachMayfield]

I lost it when the list of funny words popped up but the voiceover was so casual about it hahaha

[@Adam_Tilbrook]

You sir are an absolute comedic genius. Society needs to have a Nobel Prize for Comedy.

[@skitcentral.]

Save AI for other projects, Save Sentence Mixing for YTPs

[@pyropulseIXXI]

I always knew this took lots of time but damn… I respect people that can do this

[@BittaThisBittaThat]

Setting single button hotkeys for add edit, cut, copy and paste as well as commonly used effects such as video and audio crossfades saves an immense amount of mouse movement and time. I have mine set up all in close proximity on my left hand keyboard keys so save time on these movements even further. x - add edit c - cut v - paste 5 - add video cross 6 - add audio cross u - unlink/relink video and audio

[@padredelaverde]

Dude. Almost everyone has said it but, fucking well done. One of the best editing videos I've ever seen. I want to make my own video now.

[@nxone9903]

I never thought I'd learn that muxh about comedy from a ytp creation process video. Awesome! Glad I subbed.

[@PleasantSludge]

This video on making KZbin Poops taught me more about Premier Pro than my entire college media arts education.

[@ObsidianHunter99]

I love the breakdown of how you do it, thank you for suffering through so many of those lectures for us 💀

[@highqualitywriter]

For a long time i had been wondering how is a video like this made and you answered it in yours. Kudos!

[@SomeIdiota]

It's definitely a craft and I love to see someone taking ridiculousness seriously. Some of the best editing I have ever witnessed did not originate in Hollywood, but in someone's bedroom, all because they wanted to add a lot of flair to making it seem like an unassuming public figure was an enthusiast of poop and pee.

[@MickySarge]

Inspirational. Honestly, I really did enjoy this. Thanks for breaking down your process!

[@DMMDestroyer]

Having a best friend that does these on his channel, a lot of what you spoke of has been discussed in the past. You have a good mind for it and the explanation shows.

[@AlexchidFlash]

Back in 2014 when I was first watching youtube poops I always wondered how people were so good at sentence mixing, and now I know one of the ways! Thanks so much for showing your method :)

[@SlyHikari03]

I wish all editing programs had a transcript function. It would save a lot of time for most poopers.

[@meteorhero526]

My god. You do a service to your fellow human. Wonderful editing fixes

[@Shadenxox6]

Jokes aside this was actually a really good tutorial, subbed

[@ivers1001]

First time on the channel and you earned my sub. Very, VERY well met kind creator

[@frogturtle]

I believe we are in the midst of a poop renaissance. Recent years of goofy lectures and debates have opened the floodgates for skilled poopsters such as yourself to capitalize on a treasure trove of content. We have come a long way since the old days of Kajetokun. Thank you for this invaluable contribution to the YTP audience.

[@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777]

You think this lecture is goofy?

[@purp4168]

​@@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777The comment means Peterson's lectures or others

[@rootfelixfake6716]

I've always had an issue with premiere since I use vegas and I'm used to just drag audio clips into each other to create crossfades to make them sound more natural, and this is something you can't do in premiere so this is a really helpful tutorial

[@mayonnnnnaise]

I just decided today that I wanted make videos like this, and this hit my algo. This is great, thanks for the tutorial.

[@youruniquehandle2]

I don't think I've ever complimented an AIDS joke before but it was so funny I nearly shot tea out of my nose.

[@WalrusQuake]

I've been making shitposts for years, and all of this is really helpful information because I've been using the same copy of Sony Vegas 13 I downloaded 9 years ago to do the exact same things

[@kipsterlah]

just thank you. i rate this as a high level skill which is know available to the plebs thanks to a nobleman like you.

[@YamnayaSintash]

By far the tallest Bart I have encountered.

[@Multi1234ification]

thanks nathan fielder

[@Serennekin]

today i learned that premiere has a transcript feature that shows you all words said and when. wow. all this time i thought people were just watching hundreds of hours of content just to find the right word to make a meme. Thank you, sir, for breaking down this process 🙏

[@TheOpacue]

"and what happened? Aids........." 🤣

[@Xapheus]

This video is legitimately going to be shown in some media studies courses at universities. Finally, we are getting a theory of [YTP], and all these most important memetic advances of our time.

[@invalidation]

The first YTP I’ve seen where the speaker came off as less crazy.

[@7Link7]

WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS????!

[@joseph2000117]

Where was this video 10 years ago. The truth has finally come to light

[@daikucoffee5316]

I love your stoic voice and process mixed with the ridiculous topic.

[@SingularityEngine]

I find it so fascinating how someone who are so clearly talented and knowledgeable with Premiere Pro use it extensively to make Poops. I support that.

[@c0rps3xk1tty]

Your YTPs make sense compaired to the stuff these people say in the og videos.

[@MeNowDealWIthIt]

I'm sad that the instructional narration for this wasn't a YTP.

[@NeverHappened]

Lol thanks for making this vid. I always find it so hard to distort podcasts, lectures, etc. because it takes so fucking long.

[@toddpeterson5904]

Thank you for you sacrifice of having to watching these videos over and over to find your comedic moments. This is a fantastic tutorial to show the absurdity of people like JP. The world needs more of this.

[@staomruel]

You sound like a person that sits through entire lectures of Pordan Jeterson on a regular basis. Love it, keep m coming.

[@BadJ63]

Fantastic. Thank you so much for elaborating on your processes, not many creators do this and now I can make scathing Australian political satire!

[@RetroPlus]

Modern editing software makes it so much easier, fantastic

[@Epinardscaramel]

Wow, that transcription tool looks amazingly useful!

[@50629]

Instantly subbed. Thank you for your hard work 🫡

[@MelancoliaI]

You're the best Pooper going. Wasn't Sentence Mixing the whole original purpose of YTP's in the first place?

[@cinemachild1542]

I didn't think I would've gained so much respect for the art of making YTPs after watching this

[@bruhbbawallace]

should've been around in the olden days when there was no transcript feature like this, you just had to find the words manually

[@ArjunTheRageGuy]

@@bruhbbawallace If I were to make a YTP, I'll probably do that as well

[@ECGProductions092]

How did someone make dumb meme culture sound so artful

[@mere_serendipity8275]

This is *the best* premiere tutorial I've ever seen Sincerely, thank you

[@angelofdestruction8914]

I used to do this kind of stuff on my xbox and playstation to showcase bossfights and other feats. This is also reminds me of a music arranger i have on my synthesizer. You record a bit and save it and place it anywhere on your music track

[@YourRulerKingDedede]

He sounds like an American “lesson in meme culture”

[@leek5682]

All of us have the poop inside of us, we just need help bringing it to reality

[@gummiewormproduction]

Thanks for making this. I have only edited one in the past, and your way is much more efficient. Thanks for sharing!

[@axelsmaxel]

The transcript takes so long, my video was 27 minutes long and i waited for like 30 minutes, nothing happened

[@GodfamZeta42069]

Note: I didn't watch the video yet but back in the day, the guys that did sentence mixing without so many AIs

[@GodfamZeta42069]

Really deserve a medal

[@kellalizard]

I'm sorry, it's been 28 seconds and you've already saved my life - I look for words BY HAND and scrubbing, like how the fuck didn't I know about transcribing I'm dumb as shit

[@solomon05032]

You're a dman genius man, you are the one who discover rats after all