[YTP] everybody dies

[@oliversmith4548]

Finally, back to political videos. Thank you, Exceptionally Vertical Bartholomew.

[@ApexGale]

homer, upon being banned from docking, switched to frotting instead

[@TheLittleNoobThatCould]

SWORD FIGHT

[@d.f.4830]

based

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

Still better than jelqing i guess?

[@plya0]

Both are fire tho

[@StarstruckChiroMusic]

STOOOOOOPPPP LMFAOOO Frotting and docking are based af though

[@walterpost9073]

“Sos.” “Don’t call me that word. I don’t like the word sos.”

[@MarcosElMalo2]

@@walterpost9073 Get a joj, skippy.

[@IncomingNumbers]

"Enough with all the sos!"

[@Jewels959]

"Hey! that sounds gay!" has got me dying

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Oh, God, Why? Why did you take Jewel959?

[@iamthekingof1omillionsunsets]

@@MarcosElMalo2 it wasn't god. it was me , the king of 10 million sunsets, a far more powerful being

[@noahclaycameron]

well, everybody dies

[@HeriEystberg]

"Got me dying" is the most cringe inducing hip thing to say.

[@NevNeedsALife]

"Y'know what that means, kids!"

[@LammasuRex]

This does give me some comfort in our era of constant apocalypses.

[@CharlieBruinsFilms]

It's Joever now.

[@oklahomacityradiowaves5462]

It’s so kamalover

[@charliechaplin852]

Watching this as I'm prepping for WWIII

[@LuckyThirtyEight]

they played the Trump card... chaos adVances...

[@CharlieBruinsFilms]

@@LuckyThirtyEight Clever!

[@CalebTibster]

1:04 I wanted to come up with something clever, but I couldn’t. Why is he a mailbox, Bart?

[@RatioHatesTheGame]

It's a reference to earlier in the episode where the city illustrates how they dealt with the homeless problem. Decades after it aired and I know this implicitly- I am sick.

[@MarcosElMalo2]

⁠@@RatioHatesTheGame You’re a scholar.

[@robertgerow670]

You have to watch this episode for yourself

[@agiar2000]

@@RatioHatesTheGame Thanks! Can you clarify _further?_ How did they deal with the homeless problem, and how does it relate to mailboxes?

[@kerseyHarding]

​@agiar2000 That's the joke, that they just ignore them or place something to block their view of them. If I remember right

[@mario-nk7be]

0:42 mario kart lick spotted, gamer detected

[@SoupLadles]

lethal force engaged

[@schadd0]

executive producer vince gilligan was narrowly my favorite gag

[@sinenomine2681]

Thanks to this channel, I now know the true meaning of "docking". Edutainment at its finest.

[@Truffle_D_Toad]

I love how you captured Hank Scorpio's energy perfectly even in a YTP

[@ninjalectualx]

Hank Mailbox

[@marcen12]

"I can see everything and they're none the wiser!" "Hiya Homer."

[@maikol4128]

Hitting us with a DaThings style credits mashup at the end was glorious

[@sanguine-moon]

1:46 "He will pay the ultimate price." *gets erased from the timeline*

[@SomeUsernameSomeoneElseTookIt]

oneshot pfp spotted

[@sanguine-moon]

@@SomeUsernameSomeoneElseTookIt you say it like you're a hitman about to take the shot

[@SomeUsernameSomeoneElseTookIt]

@@sanguine-moon you're exactly right, that's cause i am...

[@Willow.Branch]

2:06 “oh boy what a fun simpsons Y- MBT YUGIOH?!”

[@arifhossain9751]

The outro music being an In Da Club mashup is still not as cursed as that one time they used Tick Tock by Ke$ha as their intro.

[@mercurymysprite]

>Song Mashup End Credits DaThings would be proud.

[@gguestiongues]

1:04 he turned into us mailbox, funniest shit ever seen on ytp

[@bluespaceman7937]

If only we could all be so lucky.

[@DeaconBlu35]

The absolute state of US politics

[@E8144EOE]

I can't get over the fraction of a second where nelson is on screen before bart dies lmao

[@ComaToast712]

*NO HOMER DON’T DOCK*

[@ArrowOnionbelly]

I'm going to _dock_

[@CrypticCocktails]

Once you dock you never go bock

[@Bronco541]

@@ArrowOnionbelly it sounds like fun, I wanna try... oh wait I have no foreskin

[@jeffersonclippership2588]

​@@ArrowOnionbelly Lenny and Carl

[@daemonburns-waight2421]

​@@jeffersonclippership2588 Lenny = white Carl = black

[@sherlocksmuuug6692]

Honestly the plot of this ytp makes about as much sense as real life rn.

[@rainicornlady]

I need the In Da Springfield Club as my ringtone immediately

[@The-Dreamtaker]

"Wow, sauce!" "Dont call me that"

[@prof4443]

I’m just like you, aw sure I cum a lot more and I take longer shets but I don’t like the word Sauce 😅

[@hacim42]

I immediately couldn't trust Hank Scorpio because he doesn't like SoS! I bet he doesn't even get the JoJ done!

[@UniverseIndistries]

Oh yes. Wonderful upload

[@TwoCupsOfVegetableOil]

Bravo, Vince!

[@Numbabu]

Bravo Brince

[@metetural9140]

Vravo, Bince!

[@bgrace94]

0:55 might actually be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

[@dorarobertson2897]

The song at 0:12 is premium noise rock.

[@insectdilemma]

That’s the Jesus lizard

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

Definitely reminds me of the kidney stone blues from Family Guy

[@johnmunroe3077]

He’s c*mming painfully

[@DanialTarki]

Kill count: 1.Bart. 2.Rod. 3.Todd. 4.Homer. Also, nice In Da Club X The Simpsons Theme Remix at the end.

[@hishamhilal8332]

I need the full version of that banger

[@DanialTarki]

@I’ve seen a couple of AMV’s of In Da Club with Homer.

[@oklahomacityradiowaves5462]

Is being turned into a mailbox death?

[@NaveeSeal]

I kinda wanted for when Homer said "i'm going to.......dock." for the definition to not be the sex act, but "(of a ship) tie up at a dock, especially in order to load or unload passengers or cargo."

[@DiamondKingStudios]

I too would be horrified if I woke up to Muddy Waters yelling in pain from the radio.

[@normandmichailidis5785]

Been rewatching this a bunch and the Hank Scorpio segment absolutely destroys me every single time lol

[@OrganismAssemblyLine13]

Same 😭

[@owlgoddess8534]

this is your best simpsons ytp yet

[@NoteBard]

The glass uncracking followed by Homer's giggle fucking got me. Absolutely great job, extremely streched-out Barret

[@danieljuno810]

0:08 some reason those sound effects always remind me of playing Command and Conquer back in the 90s

[@shogunsam]

Cause it is, Kane lives in death

[@JC42023]

The cut from Nelson sneaking up on Bart to his grave is pure *_chef's kiss_*

[@thewholecircus]

The Simpsons writers: "Trump was elected.. it's so insane, we have nothing left to joke about.. I think.. I think we're free" *Whole cast turns to dust*

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

They didn't put the show out of its misery the first time, why would they do it now?

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

Whenever I think of zombie Simpsons I just think of the Nick Mullen bit where he's comparing having to animate the Simpsons shamelessly shill to having to shoot your own parents. I hear him riffing in the voice of Marge: "Instead of being a transgressive, clever satire we're supposed to be just dogshit, fuckin' ... literally Democratic party propaganda. It's not even supposed to be comedy anymore." "The Bart Simpsons' Butterfinger commercials had more integrity than whatever the fuck the show is now." "MMMmMMmm the president saiiiiid....."

[@cosmocubez]

"Dear Lisa, as I write this, I feel a great sadness...in my bosom"

[@0Fyrebrand0]

I appreciate the deep cut of Scorpio turning into a mailbox

[@Stringmaster413]

I have reevaluated my feelings on the quality of your TPs. Keep up the lords work.

[@plushifoxed]

Lisa playing the Dolphin Shoals lick is perfect

[@joshuaseitler6003]

these past couple have been really good!

[@oldgenesys7886]

Its been a long time since I laughed so hard at a ytp, great job! subscribbled

[@yonatanbeer3475]

Lisa playing the mario kart lick made my day, thank you

[@luggystykz]

solid content, thank you surprisingly gargantuan bartholomew.

[@KairuHakubi]

"the answer to number 7 is mittens" killed me.

[@antonwimmer1316]

Dude this is one of the best YTPs I've come across, genuinely unironically great work!

[@johnniematheson3952]

This is my favourite ytp in a while

[@inthematrics]

don’t see anyone else appreciating the outro, spectacular work👏👏

[@forestskilbred9461]

I truly feel the dystopia in this one chief

[@mm3shadowman982]

The way Nelson walked up to Bart before it cuts to Bart's headstone makes me think Nelson gave Bart the Raging Demon

[@StarstruckChiroMusic]

1:08 wtf I never thought I'd see one of my kinks get mentioned in a ytp NOW PEOPLE ARE MENTIONING FROTTING IN THE COMMENTS?! ARE MY PRIMARY KINKS FINALLY BEING RECOGNIZED?!

[@TruKriegsaffeNo9]

Bless you friend (sincere)

[@hishamhilal8332]

Gay

[@hishamhilal8332]

Disgusting

[@StarstruckChiroMusic]

@@hishamhilal8332 How?

[@Dudebrush4pwood]

thank god there are still high quality poops being made in these trying times.

[@SomeUsernameSomeoneElseTookIt]

the addition of captions are very appreciated

[@jowilson5581]

holy shit lmbo like if you wanted to just keep doing this stuff that's fine. these last few silly poops have been some of yoir best work imo

[@interbeamproductions]

0:08 IT'S TICKING BACKWARDS IT'S A TIME BOMB

[@None-0n3]

Tbh, you and The Master Poop are among the top YTP talent.

[@mmmmm1010]

THATS THE MARIO KART RIFF

[@lurkingbanette]

Scorpio, turning into the mailbox was just perfection lmao

[@cyrussoxlegion]

I laughed so hard I nearly died. Bravo very tall bart! I bet you have a bumper sticker that says honk if you demand satisfaction.

[@Kumo-s6f]

This is a metaphor for capitalist realism. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[@quaaaaaar]

this is a ytp for people with intense adhd. i love it, very tall bart

[@garbagool569]

That's it! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!

[@sperglord3825]

1:02 when I run into coworkers on the weekend

[@GrahamBarth]

1:23 This reminds me of the dreams I have where I'm desperately trying to run from something, but I can't move, and then the entity kills me, and I wake up in a cold sweat.

[@3malinkies]

I think the thing that's most stuck in my head in this masterpiece of a video is not only the revelation that Ralph's cat is named "Flalph" but that Ralph seems to not be aware of this.

[@doggo5238]

Was just watching Tall Bart and then this drops 😂

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"Lisa, what's my name?" "Ralph." "What's my cats name?" "Flalf." "What's the purpose of tests?" "Student evaluation." "The answer to #7 is "Mittens"."

[@GoodPictures98]

"What is the purpose of desks?" "Student evaluation" has me doubled over crying in laughter 😂

[@bellowingangel]

THIS IS CHOICE VERY TALL BART!! CREAM OF THE CROP!!! LUCY APPROVED.

[@november9046]

this is the most important video of the year

[@DoomsayerStudios]

That mashup at the end works way better than it even should

[@ch3rri]

0:12 that new chat pile tho

[@sillyYata]

After the first "i am very sad" at the beginning i kinda hoped it would come back as "i am very dead"

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

I love all of Vince Gilligan's work, but The Simpsons has gotta be one of my favorites

[@nolanjohnson5398]

0:12 holy shit is that a Ween Z-rock Hawaii pull!?

[@thatoneguyUknow]

This may be your best poop yet.

[@hwelse]

"Wow... You've _really_ made a great poop." - Penis Prager

[@ravensLitterbox]

This takes me back to the good ol days of ytp

[@CreativityCurve]

That saas from Homer had some real power to it, shook me to my core honestly

[@AStaff-gh4vo]

Now i can't listen to lines of bosses saying they'll "dock your pay" without thinking of docking

[@Erichasadong]

Special treat at 1:52 so stick thru!!

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

Ah yes, this is the insightful political commentary we could all use more of. Homer's docking addiction is a brilliant metaphor for the American two-party system.

[@scalderm]

PLEASE DO MORE FAMILY FEUD YTPS. THEY ARE YOUR BEST VIDEOS

[@ClioNyx]

In Da Club with the Simpsons theme tune was the remix I never knew I needed

[@RecoveringSkoomaAddict]

Thank you for expanding my vocabulary

[@Aero_Purple]

0:14 Got caught off guard by the fact that you used the same screams as Bobby Prince did for the Doom marines and demons... (P.S. if you're confused on the matter, check Decino's video on Doom sound effect origins.)

[@bluesexplosionrob]

Nothing makes my evening like a Tall Bart upload 🎉

[@sirGuy1995]

I’m really sick right now, but this made me laugh so hard I threw out my throat lmao. This was great

[@gangstalkerzz]

Never thought I'd get mario kart licked in a ytp, truly an out of body experience

[@SkyWireMashups]

Bart's position changing at 0:10 with the jump cut is fucking priceless

[@ImNotGregGraffin]

This is one of the funniest edits in a long time!!!

[@enigmagistus]

That outro is the hardest shit in any ytp to date.

[@kerseyHarding]

How did it take me a week to see the Executive Producer was Vince Gilligan? Bravo

[@grantus_pax]

Homer, respect Marge's boundaries. She doesn't feel like docking w u tonight.

[@mizeounao]

I think Lisa smiling at the letter after reading that whoever wrote it was sad is a very underrated bit in this comment section. I found it to be sublime.

[@grabasandwich]

Time going backwards 😂

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

Omg why is that outro such a banger?

[@MisterIncog]

Very tall bart: what if I implement my enthusiasm about making mashups into my far more popular ytp videos

[@SeppelSquirrel]

1:02 is that a Toejam & Earl reference?

[@saintsea-hat7891]

This feels like a spiritual successor to “you don’t have a soul, you don’t have a soul, there is no! Such thing! As milhouse!!”