VESPER Reveals His CURSED Knowledge to ALTARE

Gramps and his random trivia
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This town ain't big enough for the both of us w/ Noir Vesper Gavis Bettel 【Hunt: Showdown】
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[@LumenClipsCh]

I purposefully didn't show it in the clip so you guys would have to search it yourselves 😈

[@NaurisGaming]

"True Facts About The Duck" is a certified KZbin classic

[@mystarnoxs]

I've been blessed (cursed) with the knowledge so no search needed.

[@hirikaravt]

/sigh I guess for the sake of lore /ruins google search history

[@rodpepo6372]

i didn't want to see it, so thanks

[@dawnbad]

I've made some big mistake out of curiousity before, no more...

[@AsianRambo]

I don't hate that he brought it up. I hate myself for already knowing about the corkscrew dong

[@LordMuffincake]

Also some come, no pun intended, with barbs.

[@mybitterberry]

Same. That's the side effects of using too much internet xD

[@Vandil_theRogue]

Same, my friend in Christ...same

[@Mel_Bat]

Yeah, the forbidden knowledge about ducks that you gain by watching too much YT

[@GoldRichness]

Vesper is at it again. Our grandpa just the way we like him

[@zanard33]

New body, same old grampire we love.

[@togek1ss]

different model but the same guy...never change Vesper

[@Noodlemanx]

For anyone curious(and I just want to get this info out of my system for so long), ancestral ducks were very "forceful" when it comes to mating that females actually evolved to have their vaginas all squiggly and difficult to penetrate. Because of this, the male ducks had their penises also evolve to able to penetrate the females. Boom, corkscrew peepees.

[@Ghost-nj7nj]

So duck's have basically been in a genital arms race since the beginning of the species

[@theTrueLinkC]

Want a similar cursed knowledge? Cats have a similar evolved mechanism with some kind of hard barbs in theirs peepee so when they are in the act they literally mess up the female cat with the objective of take out every posible fluid for previous cats Thats why females feels pains in the reproduction

[@TheJum]

@@Ghost-nj7njyes. Not only are male ducks such giant assholes that female ducks evolved corkscrew vaginas to gatekeep them out of the gene pool, when that still didn’t work they *reversed their vaginas too*.

[@conkle7955]

Ducks feel like they're about to coin the term "sexual warfare"

[@DinnerForkTongue]

​@@conkle7955 They don't feel like, they already are. And they aren't about to, it has existed for them for millenia now.

[@conkle7955]

Vesper went from enjoying placentas to talking about the corkscrew pp of ducks.

[@koganenokoro4361]

I’m sorry...what?

[@Mel_Bat]

Eeee... what did you say about the placentas?

[@inanimatesum4945]

I’m so glad Vesper simply made his icon light up with eye widening. Its like he’s injecting his thoughts into our brains lol

[@ivas3687]

you precisely pinpoint the moment the intrusive thoughts won

[@jestershi982]

Vesper "duck peepee enthusiast" Noir strikes again 😂

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Just another day at Tempus with knowledge archivist Vesper Noir.

[@purpy_burpy]

sigh *Opens Google search

[@theruder9]

Its shaped like that because ducks have evolved to be rapists. I'm not being edgy or joking, that's the genuine reason.

[@sned_dunes]

So just like the french. (I'm joking)

[@lionelk.y7233]

Yeah ducks are so agressive in their courtships Like blind their partners type of insanity

[@Mara_1337]

His nervous laughing bursts whenever he was about to say something he shouldn't hahaha

[@5wiftNinja387]

And then he says it anyway. Every time.

[@IcyDragonPolaris]

One of these days, people are gonna learn to stop asking Vesper to elaborate

[@RagFiction.]

I wonder what kind of books there are in the Guild's library for Vesper to have so much cursed knowledge

[@OniGanon]

It's so much worse than Vesper is describing. Duck genitals are basically in an evolutionary arms race with the females trying to go extinct and the males not taking 'no' for an answer.

[@QueenQeeko]

Superb wording.

[@Noname77777]

I can't believe this canon event. RIP Justa Worm😢

[@CaptainSnuggleTeff11]

The just a worm reference really brought it all home. That’s why I love tempus lol

[@kyowomii]

he’s really going to make me look this up

[@nakeyboy]

Vesper: "These guys need to chill, man!" Yeah, they need to chill... cause one duck couldn't chill, the scientific publication 'The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard’' exists...

[@grw18]

Still doesnt beat adelie penguins and their ability to mate with a hole in the ground... ...to completion

[@dimetrodon2250]

Flashbacks to the Game Grumps having basically the same conversation about Echidnas

[@ranranranranran5940]

First time I saw duck dongs is when I'm 5th grader. My parents bought ducks for farm. A week later, I thought that a worm was emerging from our ducks that I asked my mum what was that. She just said, "What is your science topic this time?" I said about digestive system. "Then what was the topic last month?" "Reproductive....ah." BTW, pig's dong is like big spring. (That's why I find it funny that orc's dongs were illustrated like human's😂)

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Also pigs produce a lot of baby batter. A LOT of it.

[@owitch]

So glad them together again and with Vesper new model.😁

[@grw18]

I first heard this info from casual geographic. And all i gotta say is, the oui oui shape is not the worst part. there is a 100% nsfw reason duck farmers keep male and female ducks at a certain ratio.

[@art_of_Miko101]

....dear lord am I gonna look up of this curse info? Yes. Thanks alot Gramps *hays*

[@Jeff_Saber]

This knowledge went mainstream within the general hololive fandom when a few of us at the hololive subreddit discussed the hologra episode where Noel impaled her mace up Subaru's... err... yeah. But Vespapa's reputation as a duckdong expert predates all that, so have at that.

[@sinfulkid.]

I just opened the app . .

[@psyche_ch]

Close it again... it's fine.. we'all traumatized 🤣🤣

[@alexandriaorcld6365]

new model, same old vesper lol. i knew what this was but now many more people are cursed with this knowledge.

[@Red_Valentine]

Different look, same old grandpa

[@raidthegoose7241]

i saw one when i was a kid. i thought it was a poop or its intestines hanging on its butt.

[@zanard33]

I like how chat's first thoughts were Gurren Lagann.

[@candypiggy]

THE SOUND WHEN HE ASKED THE QUESTION ASFDHFH

[@ZxosGamer]

That's why they called it "Corkscrew"

[@Morscrow]

to knew this pretty long ago...

[@Godspeeds]

it is now vesper

[@ajimmd2243]

I’m not surprised Vesper know it at all. The cursed duck knowledge reminded me some boomer memories…..

[@chssrb5212]

Yeah duck p looks like a worm to me cuz we have a duck farm 😂 especially when they breading

[@Shendue]

LOL, this literally jumped out in my suggestions right after I saw someone in Amanogawa Shiina's stream talking about duck peepees. Guess Vesper was his source of cursed knowledge, LOL.

[@theoverlordbear]

This got me feeling like I learned about duck dongs while looking through VTuber clip comments before. The current top suspect comment's source might have been some Shuba clip because she gets called a duck.

[@QueenQeeko]

I am so glad your channel is going strong. These clips are great when I can't keep up with the streams.

[@Spyduck]

Can confirm, we do corkscrews

[@psyche_ch]

RIP WORMTARE.😂😂😂😂😂

[@paradawnwashere]

Today I learned ...

[@bbulann]

i hate myself for searching it

[@Invader_Rin13]

Yeah, if I recall they can shoot them out too. Sometimes even at other boy ducks.

[@ranranranranran5940]

When I thought that our ducks were just cockfighting like our roosters, the ducks were actually doing BL "cock fightings".

[@AbadonXXX]

Can confirm with zefrank’s true facts about the duck

[@tokumeichan38]

what the fck did i search

[@kertaspaper94]

Just here to know how many of you knows about duck pp through "True Facts About The Duck"

[@cool7911]

Lol, yeah its really looks like a worm

[@phsquared1000]

Thank you Zefrank1 for cursing me with this knowledge years ago.

[@paperluigi6132]

I wonder if Kronii’s question will break even him?

[@tobi79777]

Oh i thought he was gonna say why. Im so glad he didnt haha. Phew. Sasuga gramps

[@vxxiii4160]

Literally the topic one if my best buds shared to me the first time we met lmao. Wanna make homies with someone? Talk about duck dongs lmfao

[@indiomie]

d... does that mean that subaru's is a counter corkscrew shaped one?

[@bonogiamboni4830]

*Yes.*

[@kenjiclipz]

they have pesines?

[@guilherme5094]

👀!!!

[@Vernnell]

And Markiplier is not his neighbour.

[@javelinmaster2]

Good thing that our favourite Tomboy wasn't there

[@reych7705]

So is this a how vesper tell us that he watch duck 🅿️orn?

[@thevictoryoverhimself7298]

Why did they change his model whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Change is always, always, always always always bad. At least with Fubukis upgrade they kept the same general appearance