Vesper Taking Mental Damage From Cursed PC Builds

This is just a quick TLDR of the stream, if you have time please go watch it to fully enjoy mental damage Vesper!
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[@Symbolis]

Thanks for putting together the compilation! This stream made me feel both better and worse about my own setup. Gave me a mid life-crisis.

[@slatedrash]

the moment when you notice your setup is mid-life crisis/4

[@FiveBagsOfNasu]

I thought the ones in the vid looked so much worse than mine, then there is the mid-life crisis cable nightmare one at 6:50 I guess I have mid-life crisis too 🥲

[@lampoch..5093]

Nice

[@dampintellect]

Where does he accept build pictures. I'd submit mine, it's a little wild but in a good way.

[@maniac3905]

0:46 someone please buy a graphic card holder for this man, its so bent

[@TankeShashou]

That one is actually mine XD just bought a bracket today.

[@TheAnon03]

0:41 not the jankiest SSD attachment I've seen. I can think of a few I've put together that were "worse". Thing with SSD's is, they don't really care as long as the cables stay in. Are the cables in? Is the system powered? Is it underwater? If you answered "Yes, Yes, No" to those then it's probably fine.

[@THESHADOW97139]

😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@migi3347]

yes its league what can I do f of

[@JohnDoe-pc3uk]

"it's cute in a fucked up way" is a Vesper quote for the books

[@yakumoyomi5765]

"This is an accurate representation of the college experience. You have four roomates in a prison cell." Damn...Vespapa has a way with words that never ceases to bring a smile to my face.

[@AdnantaTadewa]

"And one of your room mate has a sword for some reason" 😂

[@kuhluhOG]

@@AdnantaTadewa "and that's me"

[@Willias]

I appreciate that at first he was worried about offending his viewers, and then at some point accepted that he doesn't have to worry about offending anyone if he just roasts everyone.

[@jayoliver3568]

5:43 My favorite part. Remember, professionals have standards. Also body armor.

[@Kay_Sea251]

... should I be surprised if Vesper has body armor, or disappointed if he doesn't?

[@SpawnofHastur]

@@Kay_Sea251 I mean it goes with the spear.

[@jayoliver3568]

@@Kay_Sea251 Armored Vesper with spear for next outfit. Unleash Noir!

[@watataenjoyer]

Why is there a fan blowing down there? Is this that weird cheap antec airflow case

[@lordmetallium9678]

This is BATMAN'S sacred PC

[@fisher89898]

He is like the gordon ramsay of PC builds

[@Calvin704704]

heh. RAMsay

[@vintendovs]

"Where's the RAM sauce!?"

[@edwn00005]

needs more rage tho...

[@philtkaswahl2124]

LMAO, that one PC is the "perfect" comeback to being called a "basement dweller." "Excuse you, pleb, I'm an attic afficionado."

[@Kay_Sea251]

Wow... there was a LOT to sift through this stream. I salute you!

[@CaptainRasmot]

And a good 50-80% of it was dust!

[@Kay_Sea251]

@@CaptainRasmot eyyyyyy

[@shalisek]

I appreciate that you guys liked my dormitory at 6:05 xD

[@watataenjoyer]

You crazy mofo what a legend using a waifu to hold up aio tubes

[@nna_]

Me who have zero idea about pc building: Yeah!! Tell em' Vesper!! You're so right for that!!

[@pyroronpa]

I'm right there with ya

[@alexpiatt1282]

Same

[@ekozoidmajiker6186]

😂😂😂

[@nunally]

lmao same I sat through it nodding like I know what he's saying lmao it was hilarious nonetheless

[@1mikeap4]

The most I could follow was the fans not running.

[@aggraphine]

1:45 "That doesn't turn my crank" I don't know where Yagoo found these four but goddamn were they good picks

[@5bars3g36]

I love how Milk Out Of Four gets like half a second and then we move on immediately

[@pilarpaksi]

I lost it at "Youre just dual wielding your mouse" lmao

[@orenjie6169]

"This is League of Legends damage." will always be funny to me because I remember the amount of damage my wall suffered because of me playing scuffed LoL at 2 or 3am.

[@watataenjoyer]

I remember my friends dragging me to CC at 4am to play league and tilt with them rip to my university degree

[@watataenjoyer]

6:04 respect to the anti sag bracket Edit: the fk that figure is freaking holding up the aio pipes yoooo thats next level

[@PrenticeNeto]

4:43 "I'm gonna curse, okay? Fuck." LMAO

[@01100101011100100111]

The way he created the story for the "LoL" PC was perfect. I need to watch this stream.

[@kiminomotoe]

i don't even know shit about PC and this stream was still extremely entertaining

[@-Raylight]

1:23 Good thing Senchou(?) was in front of fan because she's too hot... Guess you could say it's a fanservice xD Grandpa is Gordon RAMsay of PC builds Chat is trolling grandpa, right? Right? He'll never recover after this and Kronii's theraphy 😂

[@MitchJustChill]

Ty for the comp Vesper is hilarious especially when he is talking about things he is passionate about.

[@skellyaceart]

I'm gonna send this clip to my dad without context (he's been in the PC building hobby since 1995), can't wait for his reaction!

[@ZeroCalamityYT]

how'd he take?

[@skellyaceart]

@@ZeroCalamityYT He laughed a bit, but he did mention in some parts "As long as it works it's okay in my books."

[@cassualtea2040]

I should do that

[@Voleno]

I made the one at 3:30! It's good to see I was not alone in just having a ton of fun causing psychic damage. Thankfully, the AIO fan was actually just on the other side...well not thankfully. I've obviously got some rearranging and cleaning to do.

[@notmo.]

Still looks better than my broke random ass setup💀

[@ersyadiaz]

nope, you actually made your life slightly easier with that AIO arrangement since the rad acts like a dust filter for your exhaust fan and it'd be easier to clean.

[@alexandervowles3518]

You may not want to clean it lol. I cleaned mine after 12 years, and then it stopped working lol.

[@OfficialDJSoru]

​@@alexandervowles3518did you clean yours with a dremel?

[@coffeeinhandproductions3238]

Never thought with the advent of clear tower cases people would actually think it's a good idea to display figures inside them. Whoever built the one with the doll facing the fan has either serious psychological issues or a real knack for bizarre novelty. If anything this made me feel a lot better about my PC set up.

[@shybutsweetbutterfly]

I don't think vesper would wanna see the innards for my PC......its scary in there. but im HORRIBLE at cable management.

[@minomi2993]

Love it when he let the viewers know that he will curse before doing it lol so funny 😂 Anyway, this stream prove that Vesper has many male fans.

[@M1ss1ng-N0]

2:29 Altare after running into Shaco from League of Legends

[@redline841]

Magni when Overwatch :)

[@vgc_ivan8391]

RPR when axel mentions his highschool love life

[@jkirstyn]

I like how the stream started with Vesper being very polite and nice to everyone's build, but as the stream went on and more psychic damage was dealt the more that filter went away LMAO

[@ohlawd6763]

I love how you can always tell a Noctua fan because it looks like your grandmas PT Cruiser from 2002

[@OfficialDJSoru]

Most accurate representation of a Noctua anything ever

[@volbla]

Imma be real, i have more respect for grandmas than for gamers.

[@SenseiRaisen]

Never in my life i experience anxiety ... until see the dust collecting on those PCs. Said the guy who clean his PC every 4 to 6 months each year.

[@lewiskellett5654]

How hard is it to buy filter foam

[@TheCactuar124]

I’ve never cleaned mine in the two years since I first built it.

[@popenieafantome9527]

Old dell pc we had at home never got cleaned. We had it maybe 6 years ...

[@notnullnotvoid]

Ahh, I wish I knew about this stream, I could've submitted an old picture of my PC from when it had spiderwebs inside it.

[@nagato2240]

Received over 500 submissions, when through 120 that stream, and he will continue on Tuesday IIRC.

[@ParagonFury]

Me, when I build a PC: "Ugh my cable management isn't that good. I'm terrible at this. Maybe I should stick to prebuilds." Me, when I see literally 95% of other people's PC builds: "I'm amazing at this. No, I'm actually a GOD at this and should charge people to have me come fix their crap."

[@xXSamsterXx14]

If he weren’t a member of Hololive, he would be THE go-to person to ask help for decent pc builds

[@Slepepe]

intense psychic damage.. I wanna just.. get a leaf blower and blast some of those PCs man

[@brutevilgax777]

Oh man I've been sleeping on Tempus, this guy's funny.

[@hungurione]

6:30 When Vesper talked about the meaning of the word, I wanted to know more detail so I searched that up by not realizing I had been on image search. And that was 4 am at my place💀

[@TrueMediator]

Bro, he does not run out of comparisons lmao

[@Tarodenaro]

The moment one of the chat said "touhou hijack lol" at 6:15, i know i'm with the correct age group in this stream.

[@Rodoadrenalina]

Bro said "third stabbing" LOL

[@puddi8817]

Dual wielded mice? Yea thats an osu player.

[@alaok489]

I didn't want to send in my PC but looking at these PCs actually make me feel good about my budget PC

[@vxxiii4160]

You know, maybe I do have to dust off my computer...

[@The_Algae]

Lateralus.

[@8koi245]

"help me out of four" LMFAO

[@seakuma4240]

uhh... what's that thing about the knife? was he stabbed before? *oh...i found a stabbed clip. crazy he was stabbed before that. he's a knife magnet.

[@sleeplessindefatigable6385]

You missed my favourite one where he encountered a completely vertical cooling layout and just got intimidated by it.

[@SpiritofFireMrVader]

You shouldn't tell me you built a PC with a 4090 and a 2007 CPU

[@anonviewerciv]

7:07 "My Arrakis. My build."

[@anhlenhat5135]

I died thank you

[@200zero]

Is that even fucking safe to have those in your pc?! @ 6:05

[@IlPKII]

"I have a friend that play league of legends" relatable

[@leepybee7006]

Bro. My set up is normal Chair,mouse,air-cooler (separate mini),and a frkn laptop for the rest of a Chromebook and dat is it.

[@0o0Zero0o0]

Alright, I am a dumb. Why does he bully for having external drives?

[@AlphaHorst]

The "league of Legends" wall got me, because when I noticed the wall I was just like: "League? Yea League"

[@ketsuekikurochi7647]

Up till now I always thought u just buy this pc set up in one go 😭 And I'm fucking sixteen already

[@mrmattdoesstuff]

I don't know why this was in my recommended but I'm glad I clicked xD. 5/5 Liked and Subscribed 😋

[@miruneverdies]

Holy fuck, some of those builds made me cry bloody tears

[@togek1ss]

damn you actually went through the whole stream and made this. madlad

[@danbrit9848]

careful with the dice rolls wizards of the coast might want 25% from ya ...lol

[@zakimpo]

"I've roommates who play league of legend" 😂

[@guyclykos]

1:48 Eyy... grandpa has eyes for grandma. AYO.

[@hermitcancer5053]

7:14

[@kurokonatsuki3170]

Vesper truly has a way with words. Sasuga Tempus Scholar.

[@Pikachu123OP]

NOO!! THE FREE RANGE HARD DRIVE CLIP WAS SO FUNNY!! I'm sad it got skipped in these clips

[@joss3_py]

Damn, if I ever build a PC for myself I'm going to watch that stream to know what to avoid and how to do the cable management LMAO He is like a teacher correcting exams in this clip

[@vickyrock5852]

he roasts people in a very particular way that i just find absolutely holarious xd

[@adrekiy0]

i'm surprised the coco decal didn't get him bonked LOLOL

[@gabrielkeni7965]

Why would it, she didn't do anything bad and leaved in the most honourable way

[@xxmoonwolfxx6344]

nah I dont think references to past talents that left on good terms would get them bonked. dunno how a Rushia reference would've gone over, though.

[@elektra8535]

I think it's alright talking about former members Even terminated ones like rushia, except Hitomi Chris never ask cover about Hitomi Chris

[@funklestiltskin6140]

Has Vesper watched the Verge PC build video?

[@t0uchme343]

If he saw my build he'd get claustrophobia.

[@digitalfanboy6557]

Vesper be like: where's the LAN source?!

[@pocapele]

Vesper RAMSAY. Yes, roast... roast that PC.

[@zephshoir]

Hey Staz, random feedback but I noticed you seem to recently have stopped using meta/hashtags on your clips, and unless this was a YT change, I seriously recommend to keep them around since they do help greatly with the algorithm.

[@KisekiKojin]

Huuurk. Once in a while it wouldn't hurt to take the PC in for cleaning. Last thing you wanna happen is to happily turn stuff on ready for work and your PC won't boot up because the dust got in somewhere lol. Aaaand cable management hahahaha.

[@radishbaby8432]

i liked "milk out of four"

[@Jeebus8500]

"4 roommates in a prison cell"

[@sofielee4122]

I should have taken a picture of my ghettoed together build before i fixed it... i zip tied all my fans in place cause i couldn't be bothered to find screws

[@apostleofd119]

Me seeing my PC: see dude there is someone worst out there, you are lucky with me.

[@AmorphousCrow57]

I don't think Vesper would handle seeing my PC with a laptop hard drive just hanging by the sata and power cables

[@danedearmond4905]

I know sometimes you do what you have to do to make it work, but some of these look like legit fire-hazards...

[@fyanegaming7436]

I should buy air duster soon

[@bitter_vanilla]

Vesper is vtuber version of Charlie moist critical

[@thePyro77]

An apt representation of "well well well, if it isn't the consequence of my action" since HE asks for the computer build of his fans, the same damn fanbase especially HOLO fanbase who kept doing batshit insane stuff on the main hololive fancord :wheeze:

[@R3TR0J4N]

8:45 is peak had the same hyper 212 and Kingston SSD

[@justanothershrimp1908]

6:16 Merlin? what you doing there?

[@IemonIime]

How do people let their rigs get this dusty wth?!

[@EgoCarry1]

7:52 taught me my phone's display can't show details in the dark, nice 👍

[@Bloddrake]

The only cursed thing with my PC build imo is a SSD that literally just hangs shoved into a bunch of wires as the cable has multiple connections but it doesn't quite reach.

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

4:25 Ah this guy Hololives. I'm guessing based on the monitor screens and the giant SSRBs, this guy's main oshi is Botan.

[@Webberjo]

4:50 Also the mismatched RAM sticks.

[@stnhndg]

I should send him photo of my pc. It lives in my desk drawer... or more correctly, my desk drawer IS my pc.

[@dash3364]

not going to lie my pc is pretty cursed, but not nearly as bad as thoes pcs, my case is just a shit show and wire management

[@ootdega]

Oh don't worry about those bread ties, apparently "professional" mechanics use those to separate ignition wires! Sorry, had flashbacks and got mad again

[@dragonmax2253]

as the owner of the PC at 7:44 i will like to point out, that PC has Custom loop water cooling, AND 34 RGB fans, this makes a LOT of cables, Kinda sad he never showed the front but meh, its also Dual system and i have upgraded the storage since (it was long term storage anyway!).

[@watataenjoyer]

Wtf

[@HauntMyNight]

Club brand crackers are better

[@popenieafantome9527]

Not shown here, but my favorite was the one where the gpu was being supported perfectly by a mounted fan on side of the case

[@ahmedtag3904]

That why I don't build my PC'S I buy them built from pros who know what they are doing

[@danedearmond4905]

.....right. And those "pros" are never just some random new part-timers that PC companies hire, that often forget to use all the motherboard mounting screws. Or leave a plastic scratch cover on the AIO thermal plate. Or forget to plug in your fans.... Or any of the other issues that are semi-common in "pro-builds"... Nope... At least if you do it yourself, you only have yourself to blame...

[@ahmedtag3904]

@@danedearmond4905 Well I wouldn't call a place where everyone has 18 years+ experience "Part timers",oh and did I forget to say that they give a one year user warranty on all of there products,oh and did I mention that they are a multi branch company with 4 branch in different 4 nations in the middle east and they have a reputation to maintain,and did I tell you that you can hand pick your PC components and have it be built Infront of your goddamn eyes, What iam saying is perhaps you should not purchase your PC from some cheap ass back ally unknown store nor should you buy it from the internet to be honest, 2500$ pc is just like trying to buy a car from the internet you can't do that you have to be there to check every inch of the car

[@lomeotdanderion421]

Erm ,if I,only if, I have a fan putting upside facing downwardvand not covered,with the processor facing the fan blade really close,and its screw up only down left right ,which leave it hanging,would grandpa Vesper get ptsd...?

[@curvingfyre6810]

Bro, what else are you supposed to use other than twist ties??? Zip ties??? So you can never rearrange cables to do repair??? Fuck that

[@jkterjters]

6:50 I have to be old for that? News to me. 😞