Vesper's Wild Stories

[@StazCh]

Part 1 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqe0ao2dm7CsqJo

[@smokeyc21]

Looking forward to part 23

[@thegentlemanpirate13]

Vesper streams really have that energy of sitting down for tea with your grandfather and hearing him casually say: "I spent a month in prison for kicking the mayor in the nuts once. But it was worth it."

[@spankminister]

My dad is like 80 and after an entire life of him telling me to be upstanding and responsible at work, he was like "Yeah I ghosted two jobs in a row back in the 70s man I was dumb"

[@Kay_Sea251]

Man, I can't remember WHICH stream Vesper talked about being pepper sprayed by a mounted police officer for trying to talk to his horse, but this is a good starting compilation for new/potential Vesties!

[@NoirVesper]

No no, I was trying to PET the pretty horsie. I'm not crazy I know that horses can't talk

[@hida99ash]

@@NoirVesper Grandpa with the clarification lol

[@flaviacastrovega8488]

@@NoirVesper Thanks for the clarification ! Always providing straight facts

[@Kay_Sea251]

@@NoirVesper thanks for the clarification!

[@epheros9660]

@@NoirVesper I almost believed you gramps, until you said the last part.

[@Zeresrail]

"In my defense, I was drunk" - An autobiography, Vesper Noir

[@Pseudowolf]

"I will preface this by saying I do not remember getting stabbed" OK, you have my attention.

[@Mati_Panzer]

Vesper: I'm the most boring man in the world Also Vesper:

[@Butter_Warrior99]

Truly, he’s the most unhinged.

[@Kay_Sea251]

What do you mean? He's so hinged, his doors are just hinges!

[@ryoumakoushiro7447]

Vampires lived for a long time... Of course some of them are unhinged

[@Veristelle-]

The only person with stories more wild than Ame, love it so much.

[@mrblackjacker32.03]

Is a Florida Vampire. What do you expected

[@r.f.switch5847]

What gave it away? The Boar Hunting spear, the walk into a Hurricane, or the ball of plastic?

[@mondits]

He recounts these stories completely sober. Truly unhinged.

[@jdrm3710]

At the last story, I actually didn't believe him about the stab thing until he told that he payed like $2,200 to the hospital, then I changed my mind...

[@vgc_ivan8391]

I still miss him

[@foopygoopy1860]

I just wanna be like, a spirit and follow him around. I just wanna witness the crazy shit he gets into

[@vedymin1]

Vesp is a vamp count confirmed, he bled through the night, while his blood supply was mostly alcohol, they killed him...but he lived !! X)

[@vedymin1]

Maybe thats why he lived xD the alcohol in his blood sanitized the wound xD

[@trainerjorgerpg5767]

I really wish that someone can translate Vesper's unhinged stories in Japanese Subs, so that way the HoloJP can hear them and be surprised on how Vesper got himself into on his life lol.

[@shaoronmd]

sharing the insanity, i see

[@flaviacastrovega8488]

Sharing is caring

[@zector1958]

When I listen to Vesper sharing his stories, I feel like I understand why people started doing eng subs for the jp branch

[@transcendentblades]

So you want Japanese men to build their own version of the Florida Man

[@unownnnn]

There's a few clippers but you gotta dig

[@karlsangalang1623]

someone should make a 1 hour compilation of Vespers story

[@rsking6120]

I don't know if there are enough stories, but if there are, I would definitely like that compilation I know a couple good stories not included here like the bar/hurricane story but it's hard to go back and find everything Gramps is great tho, probably the only Zatsu streamer I will ever watch cuz he is so entertaining and enthusiastic

[@Kay_Sea251]

@@rsking6120 give it til the 1 year anniversary. He'll have about 2 hours worth of stories by then! (Sorry, Staz. By default, you're gonna have to compile the stories)

[@StazCh]

@@Kay_Sea251 already on it

[@StazCh]

@@rsking6120 i have it in part #1, kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqe0ao2dm7CsqJo , i didn't realize how much wild stories vesper told when i made it, I think I'll do like a vesper story compile very few months or so

[@conspiracyspider]

Don't worry by the time we get to the 1 year anniversary we'll have at least 8+ hours worth of stories

[@samfivedot]

Vesper rules because he looks like this Sephiroth/Alucard type dude but then he tells insane stories like THIS

[@Jakal_205]

The Vesper lore goes deeper than the Marianas trench.

[@Scalesthelizardwizard]

I bet you whoever stabbed Vesper saw him later and was like "What the fuck 🤯"

[@usagis294]

idk what we did to deserve him in Stars EN, but i'm so glad he's here lol

[@philtkaswahl2124]

We need a stream where Vesper and Ame swap war stories.

[@Fanimati0n]

Vesp: "Alright so there's this one time." "Oh no" Ame: "So this one time, when I was a little kid" *"OH NO"*

[@gloopsgloops]

Vesper he tells a stabbing story and half way through he's like "this isn't even the worst one" what a gangster

[@mokeymale8350]

Vesper has lived so many lives and nearly lost just as many

[@velvetpoltergeist]

I hope we get so many more stories from VesPeePaw. Best unhinged uncle grandpa we were gifted 🥰

[@velvetpoltergeist]

I edited it cuz idk if how I worded it sounded the best, so just to dodge the comments or questions, just fixed the wording

[@zanard33]

Damn it, Vesper almost got it with the Star Wars Goth Girl?? What a wasted opportunity!

[@mme725]

I can't wait for future installments of the Vesper Volumes

[@mymine5727]

Vesper and ame should do a podcast or a talk show

[@guilherme5094]

Thanks👍! He always has great stories!

[@hate6crew6death6roll]

when i watch vespers videos now, i just think immediately 'i hope he has insurance for whatever shit that's about to hit the fan'

[@frohawkmaster]

He does. Its a spear.

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

​@@frohawkmaster And a sword.

[@GameCyborgCh]

Hangover 4 starring Noir Vesper

[@Potatoras]

I could sit for hours just hearing vespapa histories

[@Zei33]

Axel and Vesper live exciting lives lol

[@Onion_salsa]

While axel living in an Highschool anime set in Australia, vesper living in an internet odd tale in real life

[@kevinzhang3495]

each and every lore or story he shares just keeps on making him more based

[@MrHanditar]

Tempus just keeps on giving

[@astrealove1]

Tbh, I can listen to Vesper for hours.

[@supongo_]

vespers stories are so crazy hahaha

[@randomgirlgtxq6421]

Vesper... he says he is hinged but he's... unhinged. lol.

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

he is hinged. too bad its a sliding door tho.

[@ashle9034]

"pitch my tent" *vine boom*

[@Byaksune]

what a madman, have my respect and admiration o7

[@conspiracyspider]

I swear his stories are a hell of a trip

[@exudeku]

Truly a Florida man

[@shaoronmd]

we need a dedicated "Grandpa Vesper Story Time"

[@realfbi]

Oe granpaaaaaaa. I just got my title in psychology. Tq so much for all the shorts you make. It help me go through my thesis... Thaaaaaank youuuuuu

[@kabe6302]

he is the chad prototype

[@imsuccfish]

Dude is so wild

[@smokeyc21]

Thank you Staz for this compilation o7

[@enzo__-]

Gramps lived a crazy life

[@datoevans1596]

My pops and his pops telling me how they went to school:

[@helixdraco]

Vesper is a wild dude lmao

[@HandleToBeDetermined]

I wish I was as skilled as peepaw when it comes to storytelling...

[@carlorielmendez6505]

I think I know the sticker. They used one on me after they removed the stitches on my belly.

[@Kay_Sea251]

I think its called Tegaderm. My mom was a nurse, and she would have them all the time. She used them on our wounds if we weren't bleeding or blistered.

[@kurosan0079]

8:51 When the Sith and the Jedi became buddies.

[@Seri-Chama]

lol listening to Vesper’s stories is just as interesting as listening to a another person I’m subbed to, while that person used to be a drug addict and has been in prison for 3 yrs in his youth.. He did a alot of bad things back then.. But now he’s completely sober but he doesn’t mind telling it since it changes you as he would say 😅..

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

It's important to pass on the lessons we've learned.

[@小倉男]

It's really entertaining XD Thanks for making a complication.

[@heygabimara]

I could listen to him all day goddddddddd

[@Fanimati0n]

Local man too based to die

[@mossblomma]

This guy...

[@ellion6330]

Veeery interesting compilation

[@ShowMeLoveFilms]

I'm sad that he no longer streams, he seems like such a vibe with his story telling.

[@xxmoonwolfxx6344]

thank you so much for clipping our boys your editing is always a joy to watch!

[@5L1G_Zeref]

Man got scammed and only got expired snickers bars

[@z0ro_62]

He could have got a goth girl the fool

[@TrollOmnipotence]

I will the greatest Grampire

[@m1garandMUSIC]

how did he lose to kronii on the psych ward collab? did he just underestimate his competition?

[@sweetpeace345]

Will there be a chance for young vesper alter ego avatar🥹

[@av90750]

This really changed my opinion on him, he's actually based

[@booploops22]

Which stream was the biking story from?

[@ocal123]

hoq tf is tgis dude still alive lmao

[@baltakatei]

o7

[@liammaloney13]

I'd like to imagine that another guy woke up from being black out drunk with a knife covered in blood and he didn't know why.

[@shinodamasaru7945]

Wish Vesper can collabs With Nina. Grandparents Collab and storytelling time