Vesper was shocked at the Price of this Spear Gun*

Source: 【 Just Chatting 】Talk me out of buying a spear gun, it's $350
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*The original link from the article said the item was unavailable but a Google search said it was $725 USD
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[@EidoEndy]

Vespers spending habits make it very hard to believe he's not actually an aristocratic vampire.

[@OpenYourFrontDoor]

Vlad the Impaler lost all his weaponry when he reincarnated. He's been working he way up to buy replacements.

[@samphoenix1674]

im starting to get the feeling vesper is secretly vlad the impailer

[@philtkaswahl2124]

Cue horny fans offering themselves up to be "impaled" by Vesper.

[@abrahamkuyoc7311]

Impaler->dracula->vampire->grampire

[@hisirhow3476]

vlad the vtuber

[@leandroroman7053]

But . . . He was an o- 🎯 ☠️

[@HiTecAztec]

Ves the Shafter

[@Pootaatooo]

"It's too sunny I would like, disintegrate into dust if I went to Hawaii" That's a very vampire thing to say for someone who's neither confirming nor denying he is a vampire

[@conspiracyspider]

I would have used vespers own words against him to quote "you buy cheap, you buy twice"

[@aboriginite]

At the same time, if he buys it twice he can dual wield

[@zwordsman]

So what you're saying is...... Some speargun company should start selling two pack spear guns and vesper should sponsor

[@Rinku588]

So Vesper is trying to go from the Lancer to the Archer class eh…

[@scarlettrxsh]

he's slowly creeping closer to being an all-out DPS class

[@nimblent]

A true and honest saber

[@Shammerin]

Unhidge grandpa with spear and now interested in Spear gun. I think he's a berserker. He's Vlad with that good arts looping

[@Solar424]

Vesper isn't beating the vampire allegations

[@carlorielmendez6505]

I know his Vampire allegations won't die, but what if... Gramps is part-yeti? With his Alaskan uncle genes?

[@exudeku]

Vesper the Shafter is the reincarnation of Vlad Tepes the Impaler

[@alexandriaorcld6365]

in 2 years vesper will have an entire arsenal of weapons with him when he streams

[@orudia1008]

aw man, the last statement confirm hes vampire

[@Kay_Sea251]

I saw Kotazumaa questioning if he was gonna have to clip about (spear) shaft size, I was gonna say, "then have Rayzorexe do it!" I guess he had to do it now since you clipped first!

[@theoverlordbear]

Let's go, community! 🤟😆🤟

[@Rayzorexe]

The more people who clip Vesper, the merrier

[@asdfg4hjk]

I’m more of a free shafting guy myself personally

[@Bloodstar-o7]

Sometimes you gotta feel the wind on your shaft.

[@somedudewatchintv5297]

I wonder what his sempai think of him and his potential purchase.

[@Sybato]

Why does every word from the review sound like an accidental innuendo?

[@arcturus64]

Remember when Vesper stopped a stream after saying the word "Shaft"? Good times.

[@Rayzorexe]

The fact that was almost 9 months ago. Time is flying..

[@theoverlordbear]

This is reminding me of when I look at hot ladies and I find them too sexy. Having seen HiroKun's personifications of Hakka's spears recently may also have had some influence there. And I just realized how kinky a speargun personification can look.