MBMBAM - Apple Juice Marketing

The Apple Juice Marketing segment from episode 360 of My Brother My Brother and Me

[@H00ntr]

Griffin’s little “hmm” at 5:05 after Travis mentions giving you more sex energy gets me every fucking time

[@valentine87002]

i saw this mentioned on another clip of this bit, but the beginning of this makes so much more sense when you know that travis has adhd. that whole thing is such an adhd mood

[@laurenyork6095]

seconded holy shit it's like a window into my internal monologue

[@louisxyz1]

Gatorade Weak for Poets is the funniest sentence ever.

[@WhiteOakWizard]

“When you’re down to pound, get the fruit that’s round, and now in a bottle”

[@epoillaKory]

anyways Sleepy Time Chamomile Gatorade For Poets is my new all-girls Panic! at the Disco cover band

[@Yomamma00069]

Best sentence ive read

[@rayleighsetter9184]

Kory Neff sign me up

[@leaffinite2001]

God i wish that were real

[@karabirb]

“The cool side of the pillow in a bottle” is unironically so, so good. I would buy that drink in a heartbeat

[@yomammabe1]

The cool side of the pillow in a bottle would sell like crazy.

[@sammy_]

i would unironically pound a bottle of sleepytime chamomile gatorade for poets

[@laurenyork6095]

When Griffin said "sugar free gummy bears" I screamed OH GOD NO aloud. How did he and all his gastrointestinal struggles not already know about sugar free gummy bears????

[@Providence83]

Funny enough, when Griffin said he would love those "bulbous" sort of potion vials, I actually have some of those. They were gifted to me one Christmas and are fantastic for keeping spices and herbs. Right now I have one full of mint petals for tea.

[@NatashaZooks]

i love that they can't market apple juice at all but are amazing at marketing gatorade weak

[@maxwellmitchell8505]

Wow now they’re actually fighting like brothers

[@monckat5266]

Why is Officer Jigsaw trying to sell me gatorade?

[@fatmac1975]

2:29 Juice straight up auto tunes his own laugh

[@leaffinite2001]

I think its just Travis laughed at the same time but idk

[@Silverwind87]

So _that's_ why they call him Juice.

[@paradiseisalive]

I need to hear Griffin sing more

[@shinydino]

Please enjoy our Sleepy Time Camomile Gatorade for Poets!

[@SamsUndertale]

The comment at 6:08 makes the stereotype that teachers love apples quite terrifying.

[@SgtWally]

Why is it so easy to gaslight the middle brother always

[@sarahs.9331]

i mean, this bit sold it for me. i want apple juice now just because they were talking about it

[@fokii9880]

Travis(?)’ idea for Apple Water is actually brilliant and would 100% work

[@justinmontana3710]

I believe the bulbous apple juice bottles they refer to are Martinellie's, which I drink a LOT of over the course of a week. P.S. Mtn Dew Spiked is gross; it's the only time I've gotten a soda and immediately dumped it out and just had water

[@Vallnerik]

You are correct, on both counts.

[@TheJRhyder]

I think Travis nailed it with apple water.

[@kristenstacey5347]

When I clicked on this one I did not think horse dong's was going to be mentioned but here we are.

[@rorytelling]

My stomach handles apple juice they way lactose intolerant people handle milk. Which is a shame because I love apple juice

[@cutemess96]

then you’re really like anyone with lactose intolerance, just ignoring your body’s wants

[@Expertspecter]

Spiked is called that because it's with prickly pear juice. Lol Prickly. Spiked. Get it.

[@louisxyz1]

No

[@Expertspecter]

Louis Mayall Damn. I thought it was clever.

[@chrysanthosvice4867]

that's why they had to market it as non-alcoholic. cactus juice is the quenchiest

[@katnon]

The sibling energy is strong with this one

[@spilledink849]

3:34 Justin got REAL defensive for having no pushback or resistance whatsoever??? Like, no-one said anything and he defended his taco bell trip for 30 seconds straight😭

[@TheFishWhat]

2:15 i feel the sibling energy RADIATING

[@rbitrary]

We're all joking and having fun here but the real answer is to name it something other than apple juice, since Kombucha isnt called "mushroom tea", add no sugar and design the bottle so it looks like a corporate reimagination of the hippie movement, right?

[@zoeblackburn2343]

Oh my god you're onto something. Also I appreciate the Devil Sean profile picture.

[@faroshscale]

Like an arizona can?

[@user-ey8zt9ou6h]

Is this a funny I’m missing out on because kombucha and mushrooms have no association that I’m aware of

[@sarapelayo5374]

Funny thing, if those were Haribo sugar free bears, that's what caused your diarehea, SO many people have problems with those, it is fucing hiLarious the reviews on those

[@benwitte5580]

As soon as he said he bought sugar free gummy bears I immediately knew there was gonna be loose stools

[@Vallnerik]

It’s the Xylitol, it’s used as a sugar substitute in a lot of sugar free dental safe candy. It really should come with a warning. “30 minutes or less to colonoscopy level cleanse”

[@moniker4833]

thirsty for apples?

[@JinhC]

im fucking dead this is so good

[@gutwrenchingdeaths]

this bit is what my ADHD is like

[@jazzmuppet9230]

mood

[@hogan3372]

Non-alcoholic cider

[@_ArmIa]

Yeah, you know. Apple juice.

[@kropotkinnie]

@@_ArmIa how dare you. martinellis is no mere apple juice

[@shawnaeatscats]

Forever grateful for the Diablo II reference

[@geneva1895]

NOT THE SUGAR FREE GUMMY BEARS

[@chantalbellmont6937]

Sleepy time chamomile Gatorade

[@Dabednego]

I like how they assume that gatorade is an energy drink.

[@nateberry7410]

What is the song they're goofing on at the beginning?

[@Gallant_Silver]

New York Minute by Don Henley

[@CooroApplez]

Honestly just divorce the word "juice" from it

[@ScabiousGarde]

What was that song at the start?

[@anshuldinger1425]

A humorous parody of New York Minute by Don Henley

[@1-1-5-2]

check the amazon reviews for sugar free gummy bears

[@tundra1992]

Thirsty for apple juice?

[@myanimation8987]

apple juice with cocaine

[@faroshscale]

LMAO

[@epoillaKory]

apple milk

[@Zcumgod]

Apple juice sucks. OJ 4 LYFE.