VHS VIEWINGZ: Eye Palming, Facial Contortion & Chips...

Originally streamed December 26th 2020
TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 Starting Soon
1:27 Scorpy talks/intro
25:58 Crew Arrives
27:45 "Eyes Right" Video Tape
1:00:21 "Panorama Australia" Video Tape
2:01:20 "Facial Magic" Video Tape
2:57:18 Untitled (Remington Haircare) Video Tape
3:12:18 Untitled (Breville Animal Clippers) Video Tape
3:24:13 Goofing with screenshots
3:31:34 Wrap-up In Lobby
3:40:14 Credits
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[@wb249]

Timestamps 1:27 Scorpy talks 25:58 Friends talk 27:45 "Eyes Right" 1:00:21 "Panorama Australia" 2:01:20 "Facial Magic" 2:57:18 Untitled (Remington Haircare) 3:12:18 Untitled (Breville Animal Clippers) 3:24:13 Goofing with screenshots 3:31:34 Wrap-up in da lobby 3:40:14 Credits

[@kageki6686]

thank you 🙏

[@parasol.p]

Baaulp is so mad about the eye exercises, and good for him, honestly

[@em_birch]

I love when Scorpy puppeteers PNG images. It gets me every fucking time. One of my earliest memories of Channel 17 was watching him do that for a whole stream. He didn't even talk, he just typed everything out on screen. It was funny as hell.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Pittbull

[@jovialjesterofjupiter]

my heart goes out to the poor souls trapped in the Wrinkle Removal Room

[@Rockario]

That eye exercise thing is buck wild. Like, they mention Bates and include "sunning" your eyes, but leave out that his techniques are feom pre-1930. And his original version of sunning was taking a magnifying glass and basically burning your eyes.

[@BurntL]

While I love seeing bizarre, obscure and specific VHS tapes, having them be hosted by rich Australian accents is even better.

[@ToxikBox]

The first video is already creepy enough on itself, the long pauses, the tone of her voice, how she talks, how she acts, and then the tape distortion comes in and makes horrifying imagery, and if that wasn't enough, this method has been prooven to be not only unefective, but *harmful.* This video wants to hurt you.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

I swear that reply above me used to be mine wtf

[@blungus7815]

@@quantumblauthor7300 when the Impo

[@lillieampurra]

"eyes left" would be a tape about strengthening your eyes to prepare them for when they leave your head and venture into the world, and how to live with your new simulacrum eyes until your real eyes return

[@TheZigzagman]

It's not directly dangerous. It just tries to convince you not to wear corrective lenses or get eye problems treated. The dangerous part is that those problems still exist and can get worse.

[@Rockario]

So funny that in the face exercise tape they explicitly tell you to look neutral and miserable in your before picture, and happy and smiling in the after picture.

[@cyikes8271]

WTF! I fell asleep watching this tape during the eye video, and had this weird dream I was seeing a vhs of australia and I went to actually watch this video today and nearly jumped out of my skin

[@FSEThompson]

Honestly this video of 80s-90s Australia is making me nostalgic..... I'm probably the only person in Sydney who misses that monorail but i DO

[@skrang9671]

1:23:55 A NEUW HAAAND TOUCHESS THE BEACON 1:54:50 Australia will haunt you, like the lyrics of a song

[@lilrawk]

sad to see poor baaulp being cursed like this ,, pray for him

[@matthewjung9030]

THE FIRST TAPE HAD ME LAUGHING SO MUCH when I watched this 😂 The fact that the tape breaks throughout the time is so threatening and it fits so well... It looks like it could be used for brainwashing

[@Gaybriellll]

the face exercises tape is a manifestation of the stranger, it has the same energy as the anatomy students statement.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Scorpy is an avatar of the stranger, it's true, my dad works at Rusty Quill

[@ParadoxGavel]

"Statement of Jeph Keely, regarding the announcement of a bizarre new game console, seemingly originating from another dimension. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, the Archivist. Statement begins."

[@alabaster_rox]

​@@quantumblauthor7300 Scorpy's with the Stranger, Holly's with the Spiral (for obvious reasons, but also her laugh is a giveaway), and Wayne is with either the Hunt or the Desolation (he just has that energy). Baaulp is like an anti-avatar with the Beholding (he himself has said that he can be dangerously oblivious) and Gir's the same with the Web.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@alabaster_rox they're all a bit Web-aligned, tbf. Keep cropping up retroactively as the ones responsible for internet hallmarks

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

the "theme of Australia" sounded like a song from Creating Rem Lazar

[@FSEThompson]

1:48:33 POLICE ACADEMY BAYBEEEEEE that police academy live stunt show at movie world was a FIXTURE of my childhood... they replaced it with a similar show with a less dated reference when I was a teen and I miss it so bad.... there's nothing like eating an overpriced sundae in the Queensland heat watching cops explode

[@haphazardlark1502]

Their fear watching the dog grooming one when they were trimming the ears and eyebrows is the kinda shit that made me repeatedly turn down promotions from dog bather to dog groomer back when I did that because it was too scary. The pay was way shittier as a bather but the peace of mind was worth it

[@idontwanthishandle]

eyes right made me shit my pants

[@allisonm.323]

The eye exercises tape feels like an ASMR video

[@cringe9299]

P L E A S E come to Australia P L E A S E

[@newt9578]

[sits] :o)

[@paprikaplateau4270]

1:46:30 wisdom

[@lostsignal2503]

27:11 for myself

[@syntheticsaturn]

to the person in chat at 1:46:39 yes I too am a fan of funny gizzard band

[@mothelysium]

Rattle Rattle Rattle

[@Lilcutiepie99]

I miss y’all’s vhs videos! You feel like old friends to me after watching all of these

[@whynotll83]

the facial magic women sounds like the hl1 hazard course instructor.

[@asdfdsdfasfsfad1]

I love the 'collection' on the side that just builds up over time

[@whynotll83]

Nothing like the bright color red to help your eyesight.

[@ohnoagremlin]

nice this is my new favorite series

[@erathymc.8765]

I love the hair on the first woman but I dislike that her eyebrows don't move

[@TheZigzagman]

2:00:55 If you too want to watch some Australia movies now, check out _The Castle_ (1997), _Walkabout_ (1971), _The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith_ (1978), and _The Piano_ (1993).

[@Johnwicklover1994]

38:37 oh shit

[@caitlinabbott7895]

21:40 Funny goat person says baben

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

"Most of his claims and almost all of his theories have been considered false by practically all visual scientists"

[@unrelatablecontent629]

1:21:59 Australia is just a texture pack for boston

[@whynotll83]

I really wished Eyes right didn't have the background as eye restraining red.

[@Johnwicklover1994]

1:50:55 Action park??

[@DeejValen]

What even does he USE for the room where subs spawn in as babies?

[@flamingnewt3339]

I believe that he modeled the room himself from scratch! If you’re asking about what program he used, he also coded the room himself

[@blur4504]

Damn, i love scorpy's creativity so much

[@smolmachine]

Can anyone tell me what the song is that starts around 3:45

[@rattragedy]

i still don’t know what he uses for the fucking baby roaming 3d model program

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

pretty sure its a custom unity app

[@sploopst6868]

edgind :D

[@cyikes8271]

The uncharted death music TRIGGERED me