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[@muttBunch]

“You’d think I married a centipede”. Dude I’m dying lolololololol

[@roiijamez33]

This rant was classic - placing into the archives!

[@jenny2282]

Loved that one!!

[@biro24]

I love how you looked to see if your wife was listening 🤣

[@jayd3337]

Vent my brother, VENT! We need to nominate Vic for the Department of Common Sense.

[@reneaponte7449]

hey Vic, thank you for making my day. If you only knew you're the only one that can put a smile on my face with all the shit I got going on. Thank you again God bless you.🙏

[@stacychew4175]

I am so sorry all this happened to you guys. I felt guilty for laughing. Stay strong.

[@derrickcooper4856]

Going on vacation, and coming back to a house of horrors... THATS WHAT TICKS ME OFF!!😂

[@mls_words_of_wisdom]

Oh Em Gee! I laughed out loud and can totally relate to almost everything he said except about the Scottish situation at the end. I was just telling the daughter the other day that I don’t want to go away on vacation because something will go wrong in the house and I’ll be all stressed out and it will ruin the vacation! Ain’t that the truth!

[@sharonneely9433]

I have lots and lots of shoes. The Centipede and Mrs. Howell references was hysterical because I’m guilty! 😂

[@GorillaGlen]

Vic, look into purchasing a Generac house generator. When the power goes off, it turns on automatically. It's wired right into you electrical panel and keeps you from any worries home or away. They make them to run off of propane too. You'll have to research if they have a serge protectors to keep electrical shit safe. I don't know about that?

[@sashahoh2843]

Glen Cast I have one also....big storms here near mt monadnoak

[@sanseijedi]

I would live in Scotland if I had a different life. It's beautiful. The pubs are welcoming. The people are welcoming (depending on where you live). They're what my mom would've called real people. Congrats on the visit!

[@tatumpiano]

Wondering why the cat sitter didn't remove the food. During Hurricane Sandy, a couple of friends called me to get the key and throw everything out before it could rot. Anyway, sorry you went through that. Centipede, LOL!! These times make me want to be back in Ralph Kramden's kitchen. No phone, no TV...nothing to reset. It was easier.

[@BarefootVlogger]

So to summarize: crickets, centipedes cats, turkey burgers, exploding tunas, Mrs. Howell and a tour in Vietnam. At least there were no roaches from the power outage.

[@RaoulDukeSr]

Sounds like a terribly disturbing l.s.d trip....or a Fri night at Hunter Thompsons house

[@nobleroman5601]

I wouldn't freaking know about going away on vacation Vic , I can't afford it . That's what pisses me off .

[@sona7444]

Spoiler alert- Eddie shut down the power grid so Vic and his wife don’t leave anymore. 😂

[@watermelonwishes4193]

That's why he was so happy.... 😸

[@sona7444]

Watermelon Wishes omg ur right. He was probably like “god, I’m EXHAUSTED from training my hoomans.”

[@dougpowers6855]

I lost power for the same amount of time last week when a storm came through Chicago with hurricane winds! I lost all my food , at least everything else was ok. I talked to my electric company and just like you said instead of just taking money off my bill I have a bunch of paperwork to do! So funny Vic!

[@spydaman2022]

I'm so sorry to hear about the devastation Vic… You don't have to come back home to see that or at least you shouldn't

[@grimreaperfearsmesostopthe4955]

I love Eddie and the fishes!!!!

[@watermelonwishes4193]

Sounds like a rock band. lol

[@alicewoodard2373]

Hi Vic! Glad that you and Lucy finally got to go to Scotland to visit the kids, and happy that you are back safely!! Vic , about all that went wrong, well, that's Murphy's Law, don't you know!!!🤣😅🤔♥️

[@alicewoodard2373]

Anything that CAN will go wrong, etc., etc.,😍♥️🙄

[@KaliaTula]

Centipede 😂

[@TheTimeForChange44]

You've GOT a point about the digital stuff! Also is makes one more aware of just how dependent we are on all of this stuff and it's too delicate for words! Still, Vic, I hope you had a nice trip. Many of us are still quarantined and not able to travel.

[@robertking1293]

I'm glad I live in a small apartment in Brooklyn NY

[@Gemmarose9012]

Been there. We came home from Hawaii last year to a collapsed ceiling in our bathroom. A pipe broke while we were away! Sucked.

[@2brickked2]

Gotta Love "Eddie" the Cat😂😂😂😂

[@michaelleger1677]

I get sooooooo much entertainment seeing you get all bent out of shape!!!! I'm not laughing at your situation, I'm laughing at you Vic because I would've acted the same way!!!! Love your rants!!!! Thank you Vic

[@Bwrong74]

😂🤣😂🤣 Always love your videos Vic!! Thanks for keeping it real and making us all laugh during this shit show! Can't wait til this is all over so I can come see you live again!

[@dinkchow]

We need some Yank-mee manager locker room diatribes.Ticked off Vic is just like a normal day at home.

[@mannyradzky493]

As always, right on and funny!!!!! Thanks Vic.

[@mickyj1224]

I can tell u were ticked off by the way u wobbled your head at the end ,love from down under

[@stephenlondon3363]

Hey Vic another great and hilarious video as always but I didn’t realize the recent Scotland one was a current trip until I saw the video of you on the plane LOL I originally thought it was from back from one of your trips last year… My bad… Anyway, keep on doing what you do, especially during this pandemic because we all need a good laugh more and more during these scary traveling times

[@troythegreat7369]

I couldn't imagine. Sorry to hear this. When our family took a vacation to Cherokee N.C. with my dads brother (my uncle) his house burned down. Complete loss. Thank god he had insurance though. That's amazing the power co. is willing make some restitution. I guarantee ours wouldn't. This is Indiana 😂

[@maremiy9007]

“ you would think I married a F*ckin Centipede!!!!!!!” 😂🤣

[@marydanzi471]

I ❤️you keep on keeping on!!!

[@deborahfairbanks4012]

You are a genius wordsmith!

[@notanymouseanymore7434]

I've got a friend who's got 80 pairs of shoes & she always wears the same few pairs of shoes all the time;the rest are hidden away in big plastic boxes.She wont get rid of any! My Vic emoji 😕

[@alfredoverduzco3934]

Too funny can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mysteryman9020]

Wish you would do another "That Guy" with Little Tommy. Hilarious.

[@mossion]

Like travelling with Mrs Powell ... I died

[@markstelling8935]

Absolute class, seen quite a few now. Keep up the good work, from the UK.

[@craigyarmulasr1845]

So sorry to hear about your power going out. If I can make a suggestion. Call an Electrician and have a whole house surge protector installed. Stay safe my friend.

[@jeannierusso2134]

Craig. . ..THANK U. 4. SUCH A NICE SIMPLE TEXT. Your was good.. . Somebody other Texas not-so-nice STICK. To the points people. Thank u. .💧💧💧🌈 .👍😎🌝

[@skyforce2132]

Ahh these never get old

[@electro-ducks4800]

This guy is something else

[@marypaulinem6705]

Seriously praying for you.

[@HeartFeltGesture]

Supreme rant. Cathartic to watch. Vic raises his blood pressure, so we don't have to. Service to humanity. Love is sacrifice.

[@0515rnein]

You need to use your credit card to prove purchases.

[@krazejeff]

VINTAGE VIC!!!!

[@custodianken435]

I couldn't have said it any better. Awesome! LOL!

[@chuc98]

Vic...Xanax and a whole house surge protector are your friends.

[@shirleylake7738]

My daughter when she would go on vacation resembled Cleopatra with tons of luggage. I would take one suitcase and my purse. Thank you for pointing out the suitcase full of shoes. My daughter was .25 Italian on her father's side of the family.

[@terihudson90]

love you! you say everything it think!

[@Paula-go3tl]

Lost the oven dishwasher and dryer and my son's game console during a lightning storm. Thus this was an act of God and not covered. What DOES the insurance cover. They paid for half the fence once . That's it in 30 yrs

[@RaoulDukeSr]

Hate to say it but I can't stand insurance companies (vehicle, house)...they're worse than corrupt, swindling gangsters.

[@jenny2282]

Act of the imaginary man in the sky!? Wow! Thats crazy. What if you dont believe in a God that does that. Smh lol

[@kenpalmer9536]

Vic,you need a vacation!

[@twix7745]

I totally get what Vic is saying.

[@JeneenRose-Osborne]

That’s plain awful Nr. Vic, I hope things get back to normal soon. You should probably look into one of those backup generators that automatically kick on to power your home whenever the power goes out.

[@bmaiceman]

Wow.... That's a hell of a home comming.......and PLEASE explain about the kids living over seas!!!

[@lollygagger9571]

THIS is by far my favorite story lmao!

[@sunnyskyez]

We unplug all the appliances as part of our vacation shut down, including WiFi and unplug everything that can be unplugged. But of course you cant unplug the fridge. That was truly a horror to come home to after such a long flight from Scotland. I would have been raging as well. Im still thinking how brave you were for just traveling on a plane where the air is just recirculating the same stale air for hours to get to Scotland during this virus. You are truly great parents.

[@voDKaandEric]

OMG that was the best rant I have ever heard!!! Had the same thing coming home myself but without all the tech. (house sitter didn't want to pick up by bostons "gifts" and there were a lot of them! Made me miss that clean Motel Six. lol

[@majestic7s711]

The only thing missing is squatters upstairs shooting heroin. Now THAT would have been a homecoming. hahahahahhaha

[@waynechernick3526]

Never had an appliance blow up till the mandated Smart Meter. Smart Meters are dumb.

[@KenKen-ui4ny]

Back in my parents days, stove and ovens actually had a fuse bank, that housed socket fuses that protect each heating element and function on the stove, in case of something like that happen, if it was a gas stove, then it probably had three or four fuses, that protected the glowplugs for the oven hot surface ignition, and the spark for the stove top eyes, plus one for the clock/timer which was a mechanically operated analog timer with a vibratory buzzer back in those days then a digital one.

[@joannb6330]

🤨With most people going to lose their home and jobs, be glad you got one to come home to after a vacation.

[@tableleader254]

Hi Vic! I'm laughing!!!👍😄glad you made it home safe. I love the good ole days when we left doors and windows wide open with no security system 😂👍

[@ekabaron1115]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im dead. thanks vic for the good laugh

[@budgiemama7698]

Can we ask what doesn't tick you off? 😂 We love your videos, you're hilarious, and brutally honest with current shit that's happening. Keep it up Vic! 👍🏻👏🏻

[@charlesturner1377]

We went on a cruise and came home to a pens game and we saw 1 period before the tv bit the dust. Now we need a new tv. I was livid.

[@maryrudelich9000]

Thank God that’s never happened to me. 🤣

[@naya1226]

Vic...lmfao...your too funny and 100% true.

[@ninafamily3122]

This is so awesome, I’m sorry to hear about this but I can’t stop 😂

[@toddshearer6768]

Brilliant-LOL- I’m crying- I’ve missed a good rant since Dennis Miller went off the deep end - Tvanks Vic for bringing it back!

[@lizmasi9918]

That's why we bought a whole home generator!

[@buzzdanker2832]

Rain? Did you ever hear about Fire? Here in California we would LOVE some RAIN.. Count Your BLESSINGS Vic..

[@GlobalAdventurer]

That's why I sold my house. I could never have a peace of mind while traveling so much.

[@robertradcliff3254]

Vic dropped a Scottish deuce . I laughed so much it hurts my ribs . 😆😂😆

[@wolffenhaus]

What you must give Mr. Dibitetto: he's funny.

[@RealtorDRFoster]

Vic was really ticked off. It took a few extra seconds they his head cocked right. 😅

[@moniluv3182]

You are literally FUN TAY!!!😩

[@timsmith6772]

And I'm sorry you married a centipede LOL your podiatrist bill must be astronomical!!

[@SuperQdaddy]

Vic..you got it bad..and that ain't good

[@Stone000]

Try learning the Wim Hoff breathing exercises ya MoMo !

[@mshappyapple8663]

This wasn't funny but it was!! I was laughing so hard I was crying. Murphy's Law - it never fails.

[@RTFM70]

Very, very funny and so true. Most of that sh*t has happened to me.

[@thedragonofdismashq]

4:50 OH WOW 😂

[@Official_NF]

Kids : vacation !! Yay Adults :

[@jennifertrump4863]

I needed that laugh

[@letstrend]

house sitter dude house sitter!

[@thommo8768]

You'd think I married a centipede pmsl 😂😂😂

[@debwalker6527]

I’m laughing my fucking ass off.

[@GratefulZen]

Sounds like a bunch of crickets did acid and took Viagra!”🤣

[@biro24]

Scotland? Where about in Scotland 😃😁

[@vickydupree8871]

You go man

[@rednecknationroberts6345]

Love this video 😂😂😂 you're amazing can't stop laughing 😂 🤣 all the way from Pocahontas Arkansas love your videos you make my Day

[@mikesimms7219]

I know alot of Scotts that live in Scott Land! Your kids must be named Scott!

[@lionofjudea4146]

I ❤ Eddie...

[@carolschlick6219]

Omg 😆 you’d think I’d married a centipede lmfaoooo

[@Rugettingit]

Mr. Vic Dibietto, First I am happy that you got to see you sons and or daughters or both, I will wait for that video. You have mentioned them living there before. I have experienced this before not as bad as you suffered. I laughed from start to finish. Sorry but I couldn't keep still. Still laughing now bye...

[@michaelbest7872]

Looks like you'll be buying a generator and some gasoline ! ?

[@whocares0692]

Don't buy a portable generator. If your electricity goes out for more than a day, the lines at the gas station will be long. I purchased a Generac home generator after the 2003 black out. I was out for 4 days. $ 6000 later, I purchased mine. Power has gone out 4 times and each time, my generator kicked on and ran until the power was reconnected. The generator is powered by natural gas or propane. But it's work it.

[@Quicksilver0922]

Maybe it’s time to take another vacation, geez!

[@Inquisitor6321]

FYI - Appliances have motherboards as part of a massive surveillance network.

[@stj971]

Hate to say it but that's why I keep things low tech there's too much to go wring. I have one digital setting in my car dashboard that I can't reset for the life of me and the manual is useless. Ugh!

[@happyg.444]

I used to shake from anticipation and now I shake from aggravation. I hear ya man! Shit is gonna be fucked up from now on.

[@idlewild073]

That would fucking tick me off too!