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[@DoodleThis]

“If you don’t have some haters, you’re not successful” That’s a pretty interesting way of looking at it

[@DAYBROK3]

@Dan Ryan no, and the more ex wives you have the more you have to stop looking at the wives as the problem.

[@BattleTested]

That’s the truth!

[@sharonneely9433]

Look how successful George Carlin was! You know he had haters. Miss his humor.

[@AmericanGal_69]

@@sharonneely9433 Carlin was awesome!

[@billd3356]

I've seen a bumper sticker for years that reads "If you are not outraged, you're not paying attention".

[@vitticusrising]

"Suckcockastan" Vic, you got to stop , bro. I literally spit out my weed smoke laughing so hard.

[@trashedbodomguy]

Word up

[@justanameonyourscreen5954]

*coughed out...

[@Multiplemom3452]

This one had me loling 😂 😂 😂

[@jandyprins]

Vitticus Rising this made me laugh so hard I spit my drink out 🤣🤣

[@MOUNTAINOUS]

me too. i just did that and had to rewind it on one part and came to read the comments and seen this. lmao.

[@dm95422]

Vic's word of the day : "DOGBLOWERS"

[@carolt2198]

I also liked Elroy "Von Lick My ass" LMAO.

[@pmb0001]

“Suckcockostan” was another gem!

[@rickfowler9590]

My favorite, too!

[@JTtheMid]

Everything in this reply chain is gold

[@DynamicAero]

Your creative insults bring joy into my life.

[@sharonneely9433]

When you said “great name there Elroy” you sounded just like Archie Bunker! 😂😂

[@dp-calibrations2057]

Right?🤣🤣

[@billd3356]

I wonder how many people will get that reference. He was from Queens right? The character I mean.

[@SavvyPoker]

@@billd3356 well ole billy boy. Im 34 yrs old and i understand it. 😊😊

[@dp-calibrations2057]

Yup 704 hauser st queens NY

[@darrkstarg]

Just a FYI... Carroll O'Connor (The man that played Archie Bunker) actually hated racism.

[@bobw1909]

You're a good man Vic with a good heart . I appreciate your insight into the human condition and world as much as your genius humor .

[@Nan-1017]

👏👏👏 well said, love your comment!

[@strummer_matic]

That bull out to stud line had me dying vic! Thank you! Lol

[@borinkibrah1611]

Oh man! I learn a couple of new words every time I watch you Vic! LOL And well said!

[@briandagul]

All I can say is, thank you thank you thank you Vic a billion times over for making me laugh so much to the point my ribs hurt and tears stream down my face. During these hard times no matter what mood I'm in the first thing I do is check your social media platforms. Thank you a billions times over.

[@FattyFPV]

"...so Corona can't enter your fish bucket or deuce blaster." I'm dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shanescarlife]

Best line EVER!! LMAO!!!!

[@gullybop1695]

Haahahahahahahah damn....fish bucket and deuce blaster...lmao!

[@atrumphasmatis6719]

intempify #2 aka shit

[@nimbysep7602]

HEY TINA IT'S NOT AN AIR PORT NO NEED TO ANNOUNCE YOUR. DEPARTURE

[@Rmasters08]

“Darren...first of all BLOW ME!” LMAO How can you not love Vic?!?!? HAHAHA

[@magickalpreppers3578]

Hello from Oregon. I don't normally post on your comments section, and I know you are very busy and may not even have time to read this. I just wanted to say that I love your work. We discovered you around the same time Covid-19 through a wrench in this country's wheels. My boyfriend didn't like you at first, his first impression was a "Pissed Off Vic" vid. However, he soon started watching your daily vids with me and you are constantly cracking us up with laughter, even regarding your comments to the haters and your rants about the idiots. Please keep doing what you are doing, you are great! You've helped us to keep our sanity through 2020 so far, and look forward to watching your future vids.

[@grdray2138]

Elroy, ha ha ha. His parents must have been watching the Jetsons. Thanks Vic.

[@kansloosnl]

Too be honest? I hope the idiot haters keep sending messages, these reactions of Vic are freakin funny!!

[@lindensalter6713]

GFJF i think these messages are from his other social media platforms

[@HooFHearteD77]

Yup, a lot of idiots love TO comment.

[@julianhyde1645]

“Or probably ‘I-talian” oh man, as an Italian whose constantly correcting my in-laws, this one got me. 😂

[@dellavinci7237]

Do you know any single handsome Italian guys?

[@dellavinci7237]

L B .. I am born and raised, I thought you were a non racial intelligent American?

[@caseypinder1126]

Omg! “Fish bucket”!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@froggyburkuwitz]

Holy cow Vic you had me in stitches with this one! The ending with the black Eye talion rally🤣🤣... thank you for always making me laugh. My Dad always got made when he heard the term “eye talion”. He would then curse in Italian. Still don’t know what he was saying but it wasn’t good. Have a good day from a Long Island fan!

[@dave.sargent9086]

We love you Vic keep on doing what you doing you're the best

[@tailor-mademedia1406]

"Nice name, too, Elroy." 😂

[@merlinsclaw]

Was not expecting The Osmonds karaoke. You're the man, Vic. 😀💙

[@freedomjustice7222]

Thank you Vic !! You made my morning, tell it as it is no BS.😂

[@upholdsanity3759]

Hands down my fave segment. Cheers

[@dmcgabriel]

Thank you Vic! I appreciate you.

[@tiecollins1620]

As Reggie Jackson said, "They don't boo nobodies!

[@stevenbingham3061]

"Darren, first of all blow me!" Vic, your candid honesty is refreshing. Please don't change who you are.

[@joeheggers5733]

Can’t get enough of Vic, Dude is funny keep them coming.

[@GeneBurnett]

Man, there's no way to out-insult an Italian-American New York comedian. I'm amazed anyone even tries. I learn a few new ones every time Vic does one of these. "Deuce blaster"! Love it.

[@carolineallen3729]

I love you Vick! I’m glad that you have that attitude!👏👏👍👍❤️

[@mysteryguest9555]

Thanks Vic, just what I needed to hear to start my day off with a good chuckle. 🤣😂👍

[@eileenm.1413]

Can't wait to move back to NJ so I can say that I live in the same state as Vic DiBitetto.

[@johnnyjga]

Loved the Osmond Brothers reference Vic! Keep on telling it like it is.

[@robertdenby8787]

Run for office. You have talent. Love your outlook on life and mutants. Don't ever change.

[@JeneenRose-Osborne]

I don’t see the point of people taking the time to contact you to be hateful. I suppose it is because they’re so miserable in their own lives they thought they would share it with someone else. Bless their hearts! 💕😄

[@NuJazzPhilosophy1]

You're the man Vic!

[@joeyseeds2039]

I love ya Vic ! Since I first saw you in AC , still have my picture and dvd! Appreciate all you do ! Thanks paisano!

[@MultiTimelady]

Don't ever, ever change. I love it. I needed a good laugh today, thank you

[@nicholasdeluna3979]

That last one killed me 😂😂 I only wish I could come up with such colorful insults as fast lol

[@jordanjongema2308]

“Dog Blowers.” LMAO

[@DetroitLives313]

Vic, you on Long Island? You remind me of 80% of my buddies LOL!

[@truckerkevthepaidtourist]

hes out by englishtown New Jersey area...back in the day where they used to race all the great Chrysler's at the Mopar Nationals

[@DetroitLives313]

@@truckerkevthepaidtourist Thank you. He is da best!

[@desertmonsoon1]

Love your visions, Vic. Your a straight shooter. I like that your content always lacks hypocrisy. You’re not a hypocrite. That’s a very rare character today. Much respect, sir. Calling out the Nazi wanna be’s in this country. These people need to be called out for exactly what there are.

[@southernergirl5245]

We're hiding in Myrtle Beach... You make us laugh every night even your older skits lol Thank you!

[@juliebevington2437]

Love this. I just started listening to you, mostly funny. But you have some deep things to say too. Yes, the Italians have been the dregs, the Irish... it is sad that it people who lack confidence, skills and strength have to belittle others. Thank you for speaking out.

[@josephdellaquila247]

Vic I think he’s so angry because of his name LMFAO!!!!!! GO Vic!! 👍🏻👍🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@roberthill3207]

Love you uncle Vic have yourself a great day.

[@gesaschreiber8213]

Love ya Vic! Hello from Germany🙋‍♀️

[@redbaron474]

Vic... You hit "ELROY" with enough shells to sink a freaking battleship! Roflmao!

[@RCrosbyLyles]

You are the greatest, Vic! Thanks for doing what you do so well.

[@rustyshackleford8637]

That was fantastic

[@alejandrososa2394]

you're the best VIC! thanx

[@NativeNYerChicHK]

Thanks Vic, you gave me the giggle I needed today 😉

[@sherritidwell4252]

You tell them Vic! You are the only one who is going to say the truth and how it really is right now. Love you

[@lynettemiller7912]

Did he just use THE OSMONDS as a REFERENCE?!?!! OMG!!! That took me out, but after tearin' ELROY a new one, I am officially DONE! LMAO!!! Vic, VIC! You da man!

[@genefactor007]

I was first introduced to Vic's videos with his parking lot video. I lost it. Ever since that day this guy has been one of my favorite people to watch. Thank you so much for your videos my friend. Oh and that closing line, about shooting the mutants into the sun... perfection.

[@mariawelling4194]

You're the best Vic, keep them coming! I love it!

[@bobwilson6381]

Hello from WV I thank you for your messages !

[@redwolf230]

Ive never laughed so hard in all my life. Keep up the great work

[@slida65]

I wonder where I would be if there was no Vic. I don't want to know I'm glad you around and make us laugh down to earth comedy.

[@carolt2198]

Vic I love these "Shitty Private Messages" series.

[@dconti0876]

Absolutely the funniest comic right now.

[@mchammer3432]

Love you Vic...The man speaks TRUTH

[@jhonshaw3555]

I was feeling a bit low today until I watched Vic, my ribs are aching with laughing now. Day just got a little better.

[@annmariecassani8388]

You're awesome, Vic! Cheers from Switzerland. Don't let the losers get you down. We love you!

[@datnguyen-fz1lz]

Lol. You tell them Vic Keep up the humour, the world need a chuckle at this moment in time.

[@DeathHeadSoup]

I love this material. Not that I wish I'll on you Vic but I really hope they keep sending them to you so that I get to keep laughing at them.

[@marcraimundo3946]

Thanks Vic !!!

[@RTStx1]

My first private message viewing, calmer than I thought it would be and actually insightful.....

[@georged118]

Omg inbred mommy banger holy shit that was funny love ya vic

[@Pete_R63]

Scary, I know that Osmonds song! Ha!

[@alnka1974]

Suckanistan, hahahahahahahahaha, I love this one Vic.

[@Nan-1017]

I think I heard “Suckcockistan” ...funny right? !!!!🤣

[@grannysweet]

@@Nan-1017 yeah me too. Im going to be using that.

[@Nan-1017]

granny sweet, lol me too

[@pmb0001]

Vic - love this segment - GOLD!

[@clqudy4750]

Fish bucket and Deuce blaster LOL TM Vic Dibitetto 2020

[@dianeoyola7322]

Once again, well said Vic. Awesome as always

[@garyrieck629]

I love your sarcasm and humor!!!!!!

Those songs came from The Jackson 5 lol!

[@diggerthegroundhog8799]

I love you Vic. I really do. Thanks for what you do.

[@mark1952able]

Honest Vic............it's up to all of us who have the same values you do........God Bless you Vic

[@kathywhitaker8354]

I love your videos each and every one of them being Italian which I think you are that makes it even more funnier

[@renkcel]

VIC, YOUR FABULOUS, YOU HAVE A MAGICAL WAY WITH WORDS, YOUR “INSULTS” ARE AWARD WINNING, AND WAIT TO HEAR EACH AND EVERYONE OF THEM!!!! GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!

[@killa_kamgaming3085]

😂😂😂 Tina was the funniest. Explained it to her like she was in Pre-K

[@maryhallerjohnson3254]

You never cease to amaze me Vic . Love your show and variety of antics . Long time / pandemic listener . Many times actually laugh out loud . I will be 61 this year . So refreshing to actually be able to relate to life before cell phones and computers . I remember the days . Hi Doing this during a deadly and serious pandemic ? Fresh material daily . Having the balls to have little corona viruses floating around giggling and being everyplace . Who doesn't wonder about this constantly mutating shit ? Keep up the good work Vic

[@kellygervais3440]

Lmfao, lmfao.... I was going to say something about the elroy's of the world but I opted out for 2 words... beautifully said.....

[@billd3356]

Who names their kid after one of the characters on The Jetsons?

[@kellygervais3440]

@@billd3356 lol, that's right, poor jetson elroy, his name sake didn't turn out to well.. 😕

[@TheNudeAmerican]

I totally love the way you respond to any subject. Right or wrong, something to agree or disagree with, your special flair of responding to or giving an opinion about is a special talent that can't be mimicked. Maybe you should consider a late night talk show in a cable TV version. Nonetheless, love your videos!

[@jocrpnter]

S#@t Piper! Hahahaha. Is that a plumber who installs waste lines? Lol.

[@paul-mj8vl]

Love the videos vic keep them coming very educational and funny god bless you from Dublin Ireland

[@larrylane9872]

Peace & love ! Stay ticked off Vic!! Thank you!!

[@eatmoretidepods2499]

You tell em Vic! Keep up the good work and show these people's ignorance for what it is

[@GaminGawdess]

Gems... oh i just love you Vic!!!!

[@cherylkramer2534]

Omg! I'm dying here! Lol Vic you are my spirit animal! Don't ever stop making us laugh ! !!!

[@robertbrennan8270]

Love these give it to em Vic

[@stephencogan6021]

you are legend . from Scotland a place where generally people have a wicked sense of humour !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cindyduhon1343]

🤣 🤣 I just love watching you Vic!

[@danyf3116]

Couldn't help but laugh when you said "..there are bad cops, bad people, bad protesters .." and so on, and I was waiting for the Bed Bath & Beyond!!!

[@kendox8631]

Wish I could love these videos instead of like them! You are the best vic!

[@wayneC7]

🤣🤣🤣 Vic you’re so funny!! 🐓istan 🤣🤣🤣

[@daleturnley5882]

As only you could say it Vic. Keep em coming!

[@nickxcore74]

Respect to you Vic.

[@instagramstorieslivesoftee2102]

I love you!! Your comment about elroy was the best i have heard in a long time!! thanks for the laugh!

[@acidtongue514]

Couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@craigrex4950]

Vic my Man..the nature of the freekin human being..!!!!