Fair play to Peter Crouch for picking himself back up and lacing his boots again ⚽️🥅
@thetruthsayer83475 жыл бұрын
Tom Scotland 😂😂😂
@carlstevens49815 жыл бұрын
Lol🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead.
@eddieonoka89235 жыл бұрын
hahaha fucking legendary comment
@unknowna48105 жыл бұрын
Mate was thinkin if it was peter crouch when i saw the thumbnail😂😂
@jayp_20235 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@MrCasualMMANEWS4 жыл бұрын
"i just figured I might as well just start running it" i love his simple answers and you can tell by his face and his eyes that's he's being 100% serious, but he is so nonchalant about it, crazy...
@RyanQuinlan4203 жыл бұрын
thats how you knows hes an Alpha male.
@55249768Ай бұрын
He is a psychopath
@TommyEllisSmith5 жыл бұрын
This would be a sick Netflix series - just call it Posh Pete
@almightyjashua31145 жыл бұрын
@@paulbrady9686 lmao
@UKCHEEZ5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂👍
@Fatelvis25 жыл бұрын
cousin of sneaky pete ?
@grezde63545 жыл бұрын
this would somehow feel like british breaking bad
@malualjmmtcustoms63614 жыл бұрын
I like it 👌🏿
@someonedifferent41165 жыл бұрын
The fact posh Pete can talk so calmly about trafficking and being sent to a violent prison. Is about how normal we talk about sports. Unreal.
@christophersurnname99675 жыл бұрын
He’s a boss
@tanguylaloy81555 жыл бұрын
When an experience is really traumatic people tend to put emotionnal barriers up. That s why a lot of rape victims are not believed when they come to the police because it looks like they are lying
@mkz23865 жыл бұрын
Tanguy Laloy nah it's just cus they are lol
@Interwurlitzer5 жыл бұрын
PSH
@shko-mi4 жыл бұрын
You need a bit of sociopathic traits to be a high-level criminal, so being calm under stress comes naturally.
@musicneutral2334 жыл бұрын
He's incredibly cool and collected. I love how he talks about "negotiating with the FARC and blowing the prison wall with grenades" like it's just another dull day at the office.
@mahmoudyahya17384 жыл бұрын
if you have a lot of correctly held money waiting out , still have many years of jail time left , while having some connections with dangerous organized criminals like the kinds of connections you can make in jail , at that time , these sort of ideas become optional and some what possible depending on the police strength and control in that country.
@jake66999 ай бұрын
l
@TheBurningFury5 жыл бұрын
More of these please VICE, this is the correct direction for your videos, interesting stories told by interesting people in a short to the point way.
@kipo84545 жыл бұрын
Nah m8 we need their long real world struggles documentaries again:(
@kimwright62925 жыл бұрын
Agreed Colby!
@0o0o0o0o00000o0o0o0o5 жыл бұрын
Colby. you white kids with persecution complex whining about how ~PC , sjw~ are oppressing white people neeed to shut the feck up. Vice can do contents on whatever topics you like, you fecktard
@jellybeanepicness40295 жыл бұрын
pin gu lol
@bertschumacher20975 жыл бұрын
@@0o0o0o0o00000o0o0o0o You get that mad by a persons opinion?
@KellySmunt3035 жыл бұрын
Looks like tony hawk been hittin the pipe.
@fj22045 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Jesse-zj1zb5 жыл бұрын
Marvin Merchants lmfao
@sirshmiggins27865 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean the "half pipe"?
@KellySmunt3035 жыл бұрын
@@sirshmiggins2786 aaaaww shhhhiiit 🔥🔥
@thatpart5 жыл бұрын
Chris Higgins ULTRAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOO!!
@frankschrodinger14245 жыл бұрын
Coke will always give you the confidence to bust out of prison with a grenade launcher :lol:
@jamieandrew89875 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@charleshaney77334 жыл бұрын
Coke won't but crystal meth will you feel invincible on that shit. Never did it but one of my homies does that shit every once in a while
@jr.rangeeel76244 жыл бұрын
@@charleshaney7733 as stupid as it sounds I've tried coke about 20 to 30 times and crystal meth twice in my life. I was just about to respond to this comment. Coke doesn't give you confidence and yes one thing I always tell everyone is that crystal meth makes you feel invincible extremely confident and powerful!
@niandraladie29534 жыл бұрын
@@jr.rangeeel7624 Yikes. You sound like the worst crystal meth advocate haha. And cocaine DOES give you a false sense of confidence, as does meth. But imo, coke>meth lol
@niandraladie29534 жыл бұрын
@Alex Butters Couldn't think of anything better lmfao.
@johnmcgarvey415 жыл бұрын
He’s doing good now managing England.
@andrewbell75794 жыл бұрын
@Chris Ayala looks like Gareth Southgate.
@WORKINPROGRESS-Music4 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahahsha
@Triillmiixx4 жыл бұрын
Chris Ayala he said the guy in the video looks like Gareth Southgate u idiot
@solomon5ty4 жыл бұрын
Chris Ayala you seem like a pussy and an idiot
@adamender90924 жыл бұрын
@Chris Ayala what are you on about
@chukwunonsoegbunike46715 жыл бұрын
Some ppl are just meant to hustle. This man has hustle imprinted in his DNA
@davidontiveroz82955 жыл бұрын
1 decision leads to another. the distance becomes greater to change your mind.
@indoorgrass25375 жыл бұрын
Wow ok 😂😂😂
@user-ts6iz8yk3n5 жыл бұрын
Maybe to a degree but this guy is definitely talking himself up. All that shit about running his own section of the prison and potentially blowing a hole in the wall to escape, etc, is such bs. To be honest, I reckon he was just used and abused throughout the prison, looks like he might have caught something from his stay too. He looks and sounds incredibly timid, it's hard to imagine anyone listening to him long enough for him to accomplish anything. Then again, I'm just a guy who's probably watched too many movies.
@ace501050105 жыл бұрын
His a True G. Not the alpha male type, but the type to pull strings
@BlazerDuck075 жыл бұрын
@@user-ts6iz8yk3n this lame is lying out his ass
@bartmitchell563 жыл бұрын
I love how criminals get released and they decide they are going to make a career out of being an ex criminal
@deus_ex_machina_3 жыл бұрын
They often can't get a job any other way, people would pay to listen to his story, so it's not hard to see why.
@antoinesilva15272 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, they were just invited and thought “well this is quite interesting”. It’s not like this guy is starving, he’s now a cocoa businessman, but I imagine the added income must be nice.
@lodersracing Жыл бұрын
I know, right. It's like a career pathway.
@devonwilliams242311 ай бұрын
@@lodersracing9999% of criminals can’t do this, this guy was going to succeed at whatever he chose he just put his time into drugs and now with that same brain and determination he looked around reaccessed his life and took action on what he deemed to be the most lucrative path 10 years prior that exact same thought experiment leads to calling his cocaine dealer IMO I havnt heard it yet but the biggest question people aren’t asking is “We’re you an addict to any of these drugs during this time” Cause that would make a big difference
@ByNoiZzeR3 ай бұрын
@antoinesilva1527 9qa11wsr, yjdhyiww o
@veronicaserrano97775 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like he’s wearing the skin of another guy
@ellogabija5 жыл бұрын
Veronica Serrano great. Can’t unsee it now
@ilovemeanltty15 жыл бұрын
its the drugs
@Theomite5 жыл бұрын
He was in a South American prison for 9 years. It probably IS another guy's skin.
@typicalrockhound98875 жыл бұрын
Wtf man. Hahaha
@adityas29785 жыл бұрын
@@Theomite LMAO
@carlospesqueraalonso49885 жыл бұрын
It's time to hire people who know how to use a green screen effect...
@sad_is_fiction5 жыл бұрын
@@Vikrum_ stfu
@owenmcisaac-Demoinfo5 жыл бұрын
☆$ADISFICTION☆ its literally like call of duty music
@atomicateeq86365 жыл бұрын
@@sad_is_fiction no u
@CANControlGRAFFITI5 жыл бұрын
☆$ADISFICTION☆ calm down child
@ScoobyShotU5 жыл бұрын
@@sad_is_fiction its shit get over it. Not like you made it yet so defensive.
@sumguy5404 жыл бұрын
If Luka Modric and Peter Crouch had a son...
@miguelrosado63484 жыл бұрын
A deflated son.
@77tjw4 жыл бұрын
Harry Redknapp has entered the chat
@terrymennie43324 жыл бұрын
Phil neville
@kanficu71543 жыл бұрын
Brate ja te ne razumijem objasni
@blackrebel99483 жыл бұрын
😂
@saif7rb715 жыл бұрын
I didn't know that nacho monreal was a drug trafficker
@ardynites17335 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing lol like Monreal and Peter Crouch had a baby
@ladislavbitala19285 жыл бұрын
Brooo :DDD made my day!
@TheLes10395 жыл бұрын
William dafoe
@ACM-sp1gh5 жыл бұрын
Saif 7rb if he had the accent then yeah
@MrChinbaca5 жыл бұрын
LMAO.. shoutout to my gunners
@-4subscriberswithahammerad5215 жыл бұрын
This guy would make a great movie
@yeboi345 жыл бұрын
-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction watch Layer Cake, basically the same situations
@kilmoturtles15 жыл бұрын
He should at least be featured on 'Locked Up Abroad'.
@boooters5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know he was a director also
@frannydarko26985 жыл бұрын
@@boooters I know..Lols
@dorobo815 жыл бұрын
I bet someone is already making it.
@ZinoFromWhere4 жыл бұрын
The “Don’t get high off your own supply” rule clearly didn’t apply to him
@partofthegame26914 жыл бұрын
Nah this guy is a posh UK version of montana... And funny thing is he was more real gangster than half of the wannabe one u see
@elismaatta4 жыл бұрын
@@partofthegame2691 He was 10x more gangsters then the people actually in a gang. Do you understand how much cocaine that is? 5 fucking keys a week.
@GH291114 жыл бұрын
κ λ s enough to keep Alex Jones awake
@Invisiblebullet894 жыл бұрын
Notorious BIG
@BurtonRdForever3 жыл бұрын
Don't believe that dont get high on your own supply bollocks, like this guy says the stress and paranoia of living that life is immense. Threat of getting killed and also facing decades in jail youvwould need to get high!!!
@patw.65675 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like a normal 9-5 guy but looks are deceiving
@oshea4165 жыл бұрын
You are acc right look like a office guy or something
@PabloEscobar-yx8up5 жыл бұрын
He'd be a good bond villain 😎
@navidahmed78895 жыл бұрын
He looks like a typical druggy
@ShookOnesTO5 жыл бұрын
@Alex Anonym He went to prison for drugs not murder. So settle down tough guy. I don't think this guy has the strength to hold a knife, never mind use it.
@luisgarciamejia43665 жыл бұрын
Why? Coz hes white? Lol
@tenet-rotas5 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of content I want from Vice.
@scally8815 жыл бұрын
0x eax7 definitely 💯
@Draz.5 жыл бұрын
More!
@leonnewell16994 жыл бұрын
41 year old jay from the inbetweeners tells us about the time he went to Ecuador
@Skankhunt420.3 жыл бұрын
We can all go on a mental holiday together. 2 weeks of sun, sea, sex, sand, booze, sex, minge, fanny, and tits, and booze, and sex. Next minute the only shagging he's getting is from his cell buddy
@1nvisible13 жыл бұрын
*HIV is a death sentence.*
@alexandersakhnenko31503 жыл бұрын
Nice reference
@SuperHarvey983 жыл бұрын
Naaaah 😂😂😂
@heretic51162 жыл бұрын
Finish ya paper round
@markpointer29675 жыл бұрын
“Then I realised, no one was really bringing any cocaine - GOOD cocaine - into the prison....” Yep, as you do....
@gickygackers5 жыл бұрын
Mark Pointer you ever had GOOD cocaine? Lol I think not
@heneedsomemilk28775 жыл бұрын
Well if you’re a little sophisticated on the subject it’s not that hard to find out if coke is good or not ... I’ve heard
@DingDongDaddyFromDumas4 жыл бұрын
@@heneedsomemilk2877 Yeah its called put it in your nose lol it's a highly advanced chemical technique
@xurgian62494 жыл бұрын
beter lmao facts good coke goes hard
@michaelstilger84104 жыл бұрын
Haven’t had any good coke since the late 80’s. The 70% cut trash around these days is embarrassing considering the amount still being smuggled in year after year. Greedy bastards stepping on it until there’s nothing left.
@signal17595 жыл бұрын
I swear on my ex girlfriend's life, this dude still trafficking.
@ewolz5 жыл бұрын
Hahaa really?
@jayrush40765 жыл бұрын
yeah, easy money..
@christophersurnname99675 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree
@trnsetr30935 жыл бұрын
he swore on his ex girlfriends life and you all believed him
5 жыл бұрын
Jay Rush nothing is easy in life, it’s dangerous and a lot of risk to it
@billstratton78303 жыл бұрын
Almost had an aneurysm reading those subtitles
@backwoodsjunkie085 жыл бұрын
This is the kinda stuff we want Vice!!! Please keep this coming
@DSperformance965 жыл бұрын
Totally agreed. Couldn't care less about legal things on VICE
@BIG2hats5 жыл бұрын
They've been keeping it coming for like 10 years now, there's only so mnay people like this... watch the older Vice stuff
@DSperformance965 жыл бұрын
Watched every single video, its not the people like him but the act/crime itself. I personally dont care micky minaj answering questions..
@mattmccalla30145 жыл бұрын
@@DSperformance96 this is literally a legal thing lmao. Vice is always the shit . stop bitching and moaning
@DSperformance965 жыл бұрын
@@mattmccalla3014 since when is drug dealing a legal thing? I didnt mean illegal videos, but videos about illegal things? Surely you belong on another side of youtube
@callumgfroerer23965 жыл бұрын
An Englishman ran the coke in an Ecuadorian prison...would love to hear more about that.
@lenobueno86945 жыл бұрын
Im Sure there ia a book about him. I read it
@vividly945 жыл бұрын
@Justin Eddy What does race/ethnicity have to do with any of this? lmfao
@kris66825 жыл бұрын
Vividly maybe an indirect correlation having more to do with culture hard work is def valued more in Mexican culture than in American culture so if you said Mexicans tend to be harder workers your not saying it’s because of the shade of their skin in fact you aren’t stating a causation at all only a correlation you are the one that assumed the causation was ethnicity so maybe your a racist who knows
@vividly945 жыл бұрын
@@kris6682 I think you should probably learn some more reading comprehension. Its kind of funny how much accusations, assumptions, paranoia, and stupidity from a simple sentence that completely contradicts what you're saying to me right now. LOL
@kris66825 жыл бұрын
Vividly maybe I do have a problem with reading comprehension because your comment makes no sense I was just saying he didn’t actually say any of that was because of race he made a statement of correlation and you turned it into causation
@sparkle17182 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine how calm he is after all he went through
@placeholderdoe Жыл бұрын
It’s probably like a coping mechanism
@xHowManyTimesx5 жыл бұрын
small slices of someone's life like this are really fascinating. it's always interesting to hear someone's life's extremity when it sounds impossible to imagine yourself in it. there is no need to judge, just a perfect opportunity to just listen
@InsoIence5 жыл бұрын
Delicious comment. Thank you.
@RockyTerrintino5 жыл бұрын
So crazy, cool, unbelievable and unique everyone’s life is. If I told someone some of the shit I’ve done in my lifetime they’d look at me and laugh. 🤣 Life is pretty surreal when you get into thinking very, very deeply about certain things and how everything in your life happens for a reason.
@twentyfivetolife79765 жыл бұрын
ROCKY what did u do in your life
@satprakash11475 жыл бұрын
this story definitely deserves a movie...i'd recommend a starved Jared Leto for the role
@fao59175 жыл бұрын
Explain the movie? Guy sells Coke, gets caught, sits in Prison for 9 years and roll credits...
@ThePlec5 жыл бұрын
There's actually a National Geographic movie on his story.. Bungled up abroad
@Ellis012345678905 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see that movie but now with Jared Leto. I would much prefer to watch someone who can act.
@cormacoprey86135 жыл бұрын
I'd say Phil neville ex England International springs to mind😂😜
@q1pit14 жыл бұрын
Nah Mackenzie Crook
@miguelrosado63484 жыл бұрын
"There are people out there that still want to kill me now. That's life." No, it's not. That's your life! 😄
@miguelrosado63483 жыл бұрын
@Divine human Being The only thing fake is your ideas and the brain where they come from. I come from a small country, where you can't hide things or bullshit anyone because everyone would know immediately. The pandemic is real. The only thing we don't know with absolute certainty is what measures are efficient to stop the spreading, and what measures are less efficient. But better some measures than no measures.
@lieluo20975 жыл бұрын
Great interview. I love the question "What would you say to someone considering going to cocaine trafficking?" as if it was just another profession. It's done in such a way that is neutral, and focused on the topic. Journalism at its best.
@dutchmastah075 жыл бұрын
Soccer dad by day, cocaine kingpin by night
@acanadianeh83445 жыл бұрын
American? Lool he said posh pete, not plump pete, he would most likely refer to it as football or boring, 1 or the other
@derekdeadlifts29865 жыл бұрын
he sounds british
@teamnfemagnolia86875 жыл бұрын
You mean football
@grahamjonathan7625 жыл бұрын
WTF is soccer..It's "FOOTBALL"
@kulttuurinmies5 жыл бұрын
i dunno 5-10kg a week is pathetic amount cmon
@Anjuroo4 жыл бұрын
Genius type of shady that I kind of respect. Bruh said “damn this sucks that I’m in a foreign prison for trafficking coke... I should traffick more coke in here probably.”
@marcoroberts94623 жыл бұрын
He’s got the hustle mindset fr
@GtreedghjAsd5 жыл бұрын
“I had just been round to visit a friend to drop off some coke” This guy am I right
@Melanie-hm1rl5 жыл бұрын
Gtre3edghj// Asd5242 lmfaoooo
@ConnorGaffneysCamera5 жыл бұрын
I'm certain Phil Neville went to Everton in 2005 not jail!
@1RAGEACE5 жыл бұрын
hahaahah
@DrAAAli5 жыл бұрын
Carbon copy
@mikebizzleuk5 жыл бұрын
Both options are shit
@LocoBand5 жыл бұрын
Whats the difference
@sijkenyon5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@Gooniessss3 ай бұрын
We're going to miss this guy when he leaves Real Madrid. Generational talent. Best player to ever come out of Croatia.
@RiviBlancoАй бұрын
Hahahahahs modric
@HastelNox975 жыл бұрын
the green screen is just absolute trash
@malachigrindle70635 жыл бұрын
No green screen used here!
@SuntzuMocro5 жыл бұрын
a bitch of maximillianmus I see.
@OsmoticRelease5 жыл бұрын
I should get into the college text book smuggling game. You'd make more money off that than coke
@ayush213995 жыл бұрын
The truth has to be spoken
@AB-rl2ge5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I swear
@pantsthemancat68365 жыл бұрын
Troof
@meme-bz6iw5 жыл бұрын
You have no idea about what talking about.
@Zlaptheentity5 жыл бұрын
People talk about gangs in other countries like Ecuador but I never knew it could get that bad. Absolutely insane
@firey_up_about_sumthin18665 жыл бұрын
Nobody : KZbin Recommendations : How I Became a International Cocaine Smuggler
@griffinpeterson54585 жыл бұрын
Firey_Up_about_sumthin I don’t care what’s in your recommended
@Pataganja5 жыл бұрын
Haha lol so relatable xD
@firey_up_about_sumthin18665 жыл бұрын
@@griffinpeterson5458 ouch
@firey_up_about_sumthin18664 жыл бұрын
@Bob you go tell em Bob
@ddruff4 жыл бұрын
@@firey_up_about_sumthin1866 Yeah! Grammar Police! You can try and say something funny.......but do not, DO NOT, get your spelling or punctuation wrong!
@paintnomics95235 жыл бұрын
How did you plan on escaping from prison? Grenade launcher through the wall.... that escalated quickly
@brandonbreaker73905 жыл бұрын
shut up dude
@Jake-zf9sr5 жыл бұрын
@Stopthewar Taylor He was planning with the members of FARC, a group of Colombian Guerillas. Those are the actual bad motherfuckers with RPGs who'd be busting him out. Not the posh Englishmen who hired some guns.
@chroma69475 жыл бұрын
Jake “ posh englishmen” sorry yankee but without us ur country wouldn’t be how it is today xxx
@Jesus-jk4ks5 жыл бұрын
@@chroma6947 you guys as soft as they come.
@Jake-zf9sr5 жыл бұрын
@@chroma6947 Did you really just say that? The man who's country needed our help on more than one occasions? The country that got it's massive army's ass handed to them by a bunch of American farmers? And you think that Britain is the reason our country is great? We did that is spite of you, not because of you.
@mateot71704 жыл бұрын
He’s living proof, one should NEVER judge a book by its cover lol!
@noway48795 жыл бұрын
Write a book, I'll read it.
@tristanconway-grim65715 жыл бұрын
I am Alucard im pretty sure he has
@chocmilkshake245 жыл бұрын
He already has. It’s called “El Infierno - Drugs. Gangs. Riots. Murder”
@DaV1dMaC5 жыл бұрын
This is Phil Neville after watching Scarface too many times
@Gblonkers5 жыл бұрын
😆
@alirajah92165 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mattkinnon5 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@SLICERKINGyt-k7p4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣😭
@Treenoooo4 жыл бұрын
I suppot manu
@claytonfox41074 жыл бұрын
Never judge a book by its cover , this Pete geezer is a real gangster 🥇
@NotQuiteFirst5 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Gareth from The Office doing well
@mickdooley89945 жыл бұрын
Gareth would be the last person to deal drugs idiot.
@jeromealan48185 жыл бұрын
=He casually talks about trying to use Rocket Propelled Grenades to blow up prison watchtowers. ROFL.
@nephildevil5 жыл бұрын
xD
@Greatwealthgentleman5 жыл бұрын
To blow up the wall not the towers. The towers were gonna be suppressed with mg fire.
@jeromealan48185 жыл бұрын
@@Greatwealthgentleman LMAOOOOOO
@datboi28865 жыл бұрын
This shit sounds like call of duty
@Bruno12320305 жыл бұрын
i could also use a helicopter pickup but you know it would be kinda expensive lol
@lepketheslime47925 жыл бұрын
He loooks like he sniffed more than he trafficed.
@RosaRosa-fo4wm3 жыл бұрын
It's true
@pheelmacababe28615 жыл бұрын
international drug smuggling is now done on a daily basis by hundreds of thousands of people all across the world through the united states postal service... thanks darkweb!
@ACPBeats5 жыл бұрын
Steve Nash and Tony Hawk had a lovechild
@sentientcurse74785 жыл бұрын
😅😭
@jonesjones36783 жыл бұрын
Nailed it! I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but yea, that's it!
@LeonJones-xn5kc4 жыл бұрын
He looks like he would work in a office yet he’s a fucking legend who worked on the street
@RobPortlockMusic5 жыл бұрын
Do they feed you anything other than coke in South American prisons?
@RoxyStellar5 жыл бұрын
yeah .. mainly - Blood-borne Infectious Diseases
@kk-kx1ux5 жыл бұрын
Yes fat cock
@willmaundrill95525 жыл бұрын
RuneWH - MadsWH 😂
@StationOfTerrapin5 жыл бұрын
RuneWH - MadsWH hahahahaaaa
@JochemvdS5 жыл бұрын
Please calm down on the background music. It's way too loud and doesn't contribute to the video at all.
@elainelouve5 жыл бұрын
It was actually quite hard to hear what this person was talking. The loud music was messing things up. I think this has been pointed out before on different videos, so Vice, could you actually do something about the issue! Much smaller creators on KZbin manage these things well.
@xFataliityz5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@yourdad91685 жыл бұрын
You all need to be checked for Sensory Processing Disorder
@thecentralclub2 жыл бұрын
Even more crazy stories from Pete, we've just had him on our show: kzbin.info/www/bejne/haOth4CObZefo5o
@pauldodds62715 жыл бұрын
Welp, on today's episode of "KZbin's Recommendation Algorithm"
@pauldodds62715 жыл бұрын
@@hause2775 Dude best advice look for videos months/years old and just copy/paste that on random ass ones where you see more strangely recent comments. It's all about learning the system lmao best of luck to you brother. Chances are, if you're seeing it, out of the 5 some odd billion people on youtube, someone else is too ;)
@Pataganja5 жыл бұрын
Y’all fucking weirdos
@thepaystation5 жыл бұрын
He looks like someone who could play the green goblin
@TheSurgeExclusive5 жыл бұрын
thepaystation because he looks like the green goblin actor?
@ainsbass5 жыл бұрын
What you're trying to say is, he looks a bit like William Dafoe lol
@karliemickle19524 жыл бұрын
He looks like my ex aged 20 years and this is really helping me get over him so thank you
@theirishaxe94055 жыл бұрын
Man eat a cheeseburger looks like your whole diet is Coke
@lPOTCl5 жыл бұрын
if life were a game of chesseburgers make you dumb and coke makes you smart that guy would be winning regardless of prision. he made it out alive id give him a golf clap
@stephen88hox5 жыл бұрын
Cocaine diet more like
@theirishaxe94055 жыл бұрын
@@stephen88hox that's what I said genius what do you think I meant by coke? Soda? Lol
@EvilDuckOfDoom35 жыл бұрын
Lose the weight fatty
@johnmadara12525 жыл бұрын
its probably from stress, you would be surprised how stress can eat away at your body fat
@wesdryden20865 жыл бұрын
Never judge a book by the cover!
@shane95255 жыл бұрын
Ok?
@alaashallal4 жыл бұрын
@@shane9525 lmao
@910101863 жыл бұрын
He looks like a junkie
@ivanristic55123 жыл бұрын
-dhar mann
@bluegamefreak4 жыл бұрын
"I mean there are still people out there that still wanna kill me now....but that's life" *smiles*
@strongerasone24033 жыл бұрын
Life for a psychopath
@G93-i3v5 жыл бұрын
He looks like timmy from South Park
@marinated_in_cured5 жыл бұрын
100%
@Marksfish5 жыл бұрын
Tiiimaayyyyyy
@Andy_Bram5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂
@ShaulDawg5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@petercruz19935 жыл бұрын
They cropped his wheelchair out for the whole vid
@frankiewalnuts5 жыл бұрын
Deffo got a few million stashed away, a few houses in other peoples names and a few shell businesses
@exestudios23435 жыл бұрын
breaking bad vibe
@Camberwell864 жыл бұрын
To be fair if I was customs he would be the last person in the queue I would check. Imagine waving him through from Amsterdam with 2000 pills while you're pulling apart the young hoodie guy's luggage to see if he's sneaked an eighth of weed with him lmao
@NotYourUncleRuckus5 жыл бұрын
So this is what Gareth Keenan Done after leaving the Office
@jupitorious79255 жыл бұрын
He survived due to his TA training
@notdaveschannel98435 жыл бұрын
Should've smuggled it in in jelly.
@RustlingJimmies695 жыл бұрын
The team leader of the south American drug trade
@GH291114 жыл бұрын
I think the stapler in the jelly was the final straw
@msizikweyama19363 жыл бұрын
LOL
@walleyworld5 жыл бұрын
you can see Posh's PTSD flashback in the execution clip.. I did 8 years..i can relate
@Peggers5 жыл бұрын
what for
@pink.bubble5 жыл бұрын
Yeah what for ?
@walleyworld5 жыл бұрын
stolen car ring..felony escape 4years + 4years consecutive
@Gentleman_uk5 жыл бұрын
I would go insane if I ever had that That time is over for me I’m lucky I didn’t get a life sentance or worse the death penalty
@jakobcoulter71495 жыл бұрын
I wanna know how they had guns in prison
@Chatterbox-942 жыл бұрын
You can tell that the time in prison and the insane trauma of having lived such a dangerous lifestyle have drained a lot of health and energy from him.
@alyosha9175 жыл бұрын
It was tough hearing him describe the violence he saw in the prison. Sounded like it really changed him.
@okano1865 жыл бұрын
South American prisons are a whole different beast. This guy is seriously lucky to be alive, he would be dead if he didn't have the contacts that allowed him to sell good coke in prison.
@JASON-im6oq5 жыл бұрын
He looks like a mix between Gareth southgate, Peter crouch and Willem defoe
@greggburgess99845 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@miguelrosado63484 жыл бұрын
You just need to have no meat in your face to be a lookalike.
@hovhanneshovakimyan4 жыл бұрын
In his words, I did not hear a single drop of regret for those young people who are addicted to drugs. All his words were aimed only at his benefit ... How can you just say that this is a dangerous business? This is not a dangerous business - this is a business that destroys young people by making them addicted to drugs.
@sumikamal88982 жыл бұрын
The human race is a race of addicts, be it burgers, sugar, sex, internet, drugs, fast driving, work, money, fame, power etc. We are all addicted to something and we are all involved in the supply of these somethings. Take responsibility for your own actions and don't blame others.
@CULtSHORt5 жыл бұрын
This guy reminds me of Tim Roth in Reservoir Dogs
@cosmindoroftei43955 жыл бұрын
Unexpected way to start my day , wasn't he a pro skater a couple of years ago ? Time flies ...
@Someuglydude125 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it he doesn’t even look like tony hawk lmao
@cosmindoroftei43955 жыл бұрын
Yeah , cocaine is a hell of a drug
@chrish52225 жыл бұрын
I don't think tony hawk is from the UK LOL
@jeremym91404 жыл бұрын
Jacob Gross you say that but the first person that came to mind was tony hawk
@zex45604 жыл бұрын
JeremyM Fr 😂😂😂
@ndrsg30133 жыл бұрын
The least suspicious you look the least suspicious you look. Once a beautiful tiny girl told me " I could easily traffic drugs if I wanted, no one would ever be suspicious about me " (me in my head= "as if the cops don't know this already").
@imtbi5 жыл бұрын
Luka Modric , Nacho Monreal & Phil Neville all in one person
@Yessirdo5 жыл бұрын
Tony hawk went from skateboarding to skiing
@yannickvankerkhove53715 жыл бұрын
I'm getting Green Goblin vibes from this man.
@adrienrassat19655 жыл бұрын
He looks like a white version of the "I'm the captain now" guy
@sunnykundi24795 жыл бұрын
I'm the creed of the crop The rocky with the cash While you're tryna say the words Suffering succotash
@goseone4124 жыл бұрын
😂
@connorberman17014 жыл бұрын
Looooollll
@porschenator4 жыл бұрын
I can't breathe! This comment! 😂
@cuauhtemocmorisco34933 жыл бұрын
Wtf?🤣🤣🤣
@ghbnhghjk5 жыл бұрын
Literally no one is going to think he's an ex convict. More of this type of content, please.
@filippians4133 жыл бұрын
Tim Roth should star in a movie about this guy's life
@jamesevans41245 жыл бұрын
Shaun Attwood needs to interview this man.
@najib90934 жыл бұрын
They both need to go on JRE
@georgiesmith71144 жыл бұрын
It’s been done
@blob31065 жыл бұрын
You could have asked so many better questions.
@sebi7264 жыл бұрын
Remember, don’t judge a book by it’s cover, most of top traffickers don’t really look though and they have clean and friendly businesses
@ricardojoaoffigueiredo48035 жыл бұрын
Finaly, a worthy tutorial on KZbin
@bovko15 жыл бұрын
Give this man his own series!
@ya-mj9cg4 жыл бұрын
he looks like a math teacher lmao
@butterflyblessbless58363 жыл бұрын
That smuggles Coke 😂😂it’s all about Numbers
@nickvaneijk86183 жыл бұрын
meth*
@charlescanning79185 жыл бұрын
One hell of a story... amazing how casual he is with everything. The real prison break!
@JohnLee-fr6pi5 жыл бұрын
Damn this guy might not look it but what a G
@michaeljohn89055 жыл бұрын
John Lee .. it’s strange that people say things like that. Is that what a G is. Making horrible life decisions that keep you in jail and ruin your family. I’d make make a bet that you have never been in a prison before. It is a horrible place where people loose their souls brother. Nothing G about it just a lot of pain and suffering.
@JohnLee-fr6pi5 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljohn8905 You'd be right. I have never been in jail. What I meant about him being a G is doing what he wanted when he wanted with all the FUCKING MONEY he made while not FEARING prison like you. You pansy. He decided that having money was more important than the possibility of going to prison. That was his choice. And I still think he's a G. And I still think you're a pansy.
@JohnLee-fr6pi5 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljohn8905 Don't be envious because you went to prison for being black while he went to prison for doing things that were worth going. He had the cash, cocaine, AND hookers! You probably stole a tv and got 10 years. Life sucks but it is what it is.
@LOLLYPOPPE5 жыл бұрын
John Lee He said he was totally paranoid all the time. You really think he could do whatever he wanted whenever he wanted
@JohnLee-fr6pi5 жыл бұрын
@@LOLLYPOPPE Yes
@truthhurts17855 жыл бұрын
Well I will say this, this gentleman has got a big pair of balls and a tremendous amount of luck to have survived for that long in those particular prisons in Ecuador but I also have a few more things to say in the comment that follows this one
@WeMuckAround5 жыл бұрын
I would love to hear him talk on a longer podcast or something. Fascinating story!
@koroshiya_13 жыл бұрын
Shaun Attwood did three podcasts with him. His story is completely mad.
@WeMuckAround3 жыл бұрын
@@koroshiya_1 Cheers for this!!
@gusjarrold47525 жыл бұрын
Gareth Southgate’s brother rode a hella different wave.
@koala17023 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@themanifestingoddess10352 жыл бұрын
Someday I will tell my own story about being in that industry too. I'm always aware that I'm amongst the very lucky few that didn't end ever end up locked up 😊
@JohnSmith-oh9ux10 ай бұрын
Cool story kid
@danoyze82135 жыл бұрын
Lol. . He looks like Beto O'Rourke's little brother strung out
@neos99345 жыл бұрын
Da Noyze I was about to comment he looks like Beto with bigger eyes
@EvadoCouto5 жыл бұрын
Da Noyze omg 😂
@ricky99la5 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this!!!
@danoyze82135 жыл бұрын
@@ricky99la enjoy,enjoy...
@alexablair8045 жыл бұрын
Okay but what is playing on the green screen in the back?
@owenmcisaac-Demoinfo5 жыл бұрын
ALEXA BLAIR storage wars
@katydid50882 жыл бұрын
Good interview, whoever does the sound design and mixing needs to rebalance the volume for the episode.
@lifeimitatingdeath36085 жыл бұрын
Damn.. Vice is getting sloppy seconds fromNATGEO.. Dude was on LOCKED UP ABROAD a minute ago..
@andresciahooten95985 жыл бұрын
Life Imitating Death Which one?! I must know?!
@Big1nz5 жыл бұрын
New to me and thousands of others. Why feel the need to make this comment besides bashing vice for wahetever reason?
@TastyChickenWing5 жыл бұрын
This dude has already been on this channel
@devinwhitebear13805 жыл бұрын
@@Big1nz cause vice is becoming trash and needs to get their own material, they literally copied the story and call it journalism what a joke.
@shabba1945 жыл бұрын
Dude looks like Tom Petty
@sebp4005 жыл бұрын
Yeah, in his coffin..
@IceKoldKilla5 жыл бұрын
When he explained the RPG blowing the wall I immediately thought "But no cover fire?" and then he said it. 😂 I played way too many videogames when I was younger. 10-15 hours a day. Addicted.
@SofaKingSuite105 жыл бұрын
Peter CROUCH from EPL is that you?
@MattKismet5 жыл бұрын
I immediately checked to see if this was uploaded on April fools
@jayd57154 жыл бұрын
Thank you great toturial
@asznee5505 жыл бұрын
*_can this guy please speak more quietly I almost heard what he said_*