Victor Borge - Piano Jokes

[@m0ment219]

Viktor: "Hello." That one guy in the audience: "HahHahahHahHah"

[@lenindr874]

😂 lol

[@ariannasv22]

Bitches love "hello"

[@ralanham76]

Best laugh track or high

[@enigmagenesis7341]

He knew what was coming. Tommy Cooper had the same effect.

[@arthurpewtey]

647 dislikes? Wow, that's a LOT of people who've had their senses of humour surgically removed. Victor Borge was a genius.

[@lestaylor7767]

Totally agree, he was brilliant and it was great to re-watch him after all these years.

[@thewellbeingc9258]

Try to respect others opinion, maybe they have a different taste than yours, yes yes it is possible ;)

[@anb740]

Some people were born idiots, and got dumber with age. And 705 of them have now given this video a thumbs down.

[@Chris-santhemum]

@@anb740 agree

[@guyeastham4121]

643 prefer Tiktok challenges probably

[@danielthrasher]

When he said "I don't know anything all the way through" I felt that. I'll play the most recognizable part of the song then disappe

[@Nanaboy1994]

Make a new skit of this

[@stringwhore]

Me too bruh

[@kcirrednosrednad3596]

LMFAO Where the hell did he go?

[@zachabraham3004]

suh dude

[@charles8032]

Damn to think the almighty Danny would appear on a Borge video

[@daleboxsell2805]

The greatest comedic musician of all time. Playing the William tell overture backwards was priceless.

[@g13flat]

I think Les Dawson was an equal to Mr Borge. It would have been great to have seen them play together.

[@someone123421]

But bo burnham 🤣

[@orangie8426]

I think upside down no?

[@alexinabox6931]

@@someone123421 nah

[@Schwallex]

@Orangie: well, the joke was that the sheet was turned 180 degrees, which gets you *both* upside down *and* backwards, so both of you are equally right. However, what he actually played was neither upside down nor backwards, so both of you are equally wrong. It's just a joke though. It works precisely because it's silly and makes no sense at all if you overanalyze it.

[@trublgrl]

For one person to have such a command of language and music is utterly remarkable. When you realize he's not a native to an English speaking nation, it's even more amazing.

[@danaondrackova3431]

seriously? that is some level of comedic part to come over simple language barrier and make us laugh all those years still :D

[@normanouard2288]

@@danaondrackova3431 yeah he was danish

[@dollyhewett2553]

LOVE

[@parzivalnekka3363]

@@normanouard2288 No, he was a danish jew

[@peter9477]

@@parzivalnekka3363 So is a Danish Jew not Danish, somehow?

[@MrMochi-nl1zb]

This dude would’ve absolutely been a star in today’s era

[@dirtymike3329]

Imagine the Tik toks

[@pyyro1114]

He was in his era too :)

[@THE-HammerMan]

Do you really think the twits of today could appreciate great stuff like Victor Borge? I think not!

[@SerhatBasarBakr]

No he wouldn't. Unfortunately so.

[@ChannelUmptyThree]

In this era when people have attention spans of microseconds... I doubt it

[@humanmasks1102]

Victor Borge : "Yes" (without context) Everyone : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@chasemakes]

@Elon Musk I'm gonna say it now, that person was a time traveler and nothing will change my mind

[@chasemakes]

@Elon Musk How does me making a joke about time travel connect to me breaking my elbow?

[@chasemakes]

@Elon Musk I did know that meme, but when I read your youtube name I just hear Elon telling me in a straight voice "I don't care that you broke your elbow" so I kinda forgot. Thanks for the meme though.

[@beninua]

@@chasemakes Sorry - I'm slow: Who is a time traveller?

[@chasemakes]

@@beninua The joke was that he said yes out of context for the audience and my mind thought of those memes like "how much cereal do you want?" and the person would say "yes." So to me, the pianist and someone in the audience was a time traveler.

[@crazysnake1096]

He was a master musician who never took himself seriously. His talent will be missed.

[@paulenesmith3328]

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[@paulenesmith3328]

no

[@chasmcd4123]

Do not be fooled by his playful behaviour; he takes it seriously he just does not show it. For someone to play a piece forwards and backwards, that takes serious practice.

[@p.a.j8124]

@@chasmcd4123 agreed

[@JacquelineFox-xo6jn]

Still watching 😅😅

[@MOVIE_1000]

Notice when he speaks to the audience, he stands up. Thats a nice touch and shows a gentleman.

[@marty6779]

If you'd ask me to define what "chaotic neutral" means, I'd show you this

[@aaronmince]

This dude in dnd would destory any DM

[@jufemonve]

First time watching Victor Borge. I've got some googleing to do.

[@johntailing5283]

Juan Felipe Monsalve Vergara Have fun Juan, - the man was an absolute legend. You will enjoy every moment.

[@pinkmagicali]

Check out additional language, phonetic punctuation, and the turner. He’s hilarious.

[@Trainwreck3000]

me too

[@nazdoa5113]

@@pinkmagicali and "follow me" and "hungarian rapsody" and and every video of that genius man. 💙

[@paulthoresen8241]

"kind of a short day wasn't it?"

[@joeybonin7691]

He had an angle that nobody else had. He could take the stuffing out of stuffy music, and always still play beautifully. He was an ambassador for classical music, and like that music he is timeless.

[@petroc62]

I think I read somewhere there was one song, Debussy's Claire De Lune, that he refused to use for comedy. He said the song was too beautiful to disparage in any way. There are videos on YT of him playing that song and it's not hard to connect with his depth of feeling as he plays every note. And no jokes to be found. It's very beautifully done. I encourage you to find it.

[@ravimediatube]

thast makes snse

[@alexquantum9623]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="218">3:38</a> That would have been the most epic Sabre Dance had he not decided to screw it up for laughs.

[@ravenshade266]

So /that's/ why that sounded familiar. I knew I'd heard the song but couldn't pick it out. Thanks!

[@MorlokKurak]

The Man is insane. 😳 An Insanely Funny, Talented, Accomplished Person.

[@InsertAwesomFaceHere]

Funnily enough I discovered this guy because of an offhand joke i made to my piano teacher that the music he handed me upside down fooled me for a moment, because it still looked like right side up music. Then we spent 10 minutes on a Voctor Borge tangent.

[@MaskHysteria]

I miss Victor Borge. Very funny, tasteful and a little bit mischievous.

[@transtremm]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="94">1:34</a> the punchline to the world’s dirtiest piano joke.

[@u.v.s.5583]

The most musical penis joke ever!

[@hiltos]

Omg I totally missed that!

[@user-zv7yb4yp9g]

transtremm i don't get it

[@immanuellasker4273]

@@namtruong9476 I'm too dumb...I didn't get it

[@namtruong9476]

@@immanuellasker4273 they call the penis the 3rd leg

[@samovarmaker9673]

(Looks at any Liszt piece) Me: "Who do you think I am?"

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="189">3:09</a> the ancestor to the MIDI Flip Challenge.

[@swbrand]

I was honored to see him perform with the San Francisco Symphony. What a performer.

[@shawnchristopherwhite3271]

Borge truly had a beautiful tone on the piano. I love how he puts in the rhythmic Schlepp in the waltz - a lost art!

[@christopherhogan691]

But he goes to the ultimate "stutter".. Which I heard in Germany and Austria.. You cant even dance to that.

[@againstallexpectations3986]

He was not only a good comedian, he was one of the best pianists who ever lived.

[@stefandriessen8066]

Even in 2019 he is stil ahead of his time! Wish I was born somewhere around the 1930s to have seen him live and in person.

[@yoavshati]

He performed right up until his death if I remember correctly, so you could have seen him even if you were born in 1990 (though you'd be a kid)

[@EnjoyingLifeMelanie]

I saw him at the Paramount in Oakland, CA back in about 1980 or so. My sides hurt from laughing by the time it was over.

[@stxrry.bobamilk]

@@yoavshati I was born in 2003, so I had no chance 😭😭😭

[@yoavshati]

@@stxrry.bobamilk 2001 here, so I had no chance either

[@waltertanner7982]

You would had to come to Denmark then; he emigrated after april 1940, when DK was occupied by Nazi germany.

[@Bebopopotamus]

Genius. Moonlight Sonata into Night and Day. That's so good.

[@tommyrauk8205]

Beethoven and Cole Porter co-wrote many hit songs.

[@ArgyleGroove]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="173">2:53</a> Baldwin and Steinway are rival piano companies for those who wonder why that's funny.

[@u.v.s.5583]

I wonder why is that funny. It sounds like a trap. Baldwin builds a crap piano, finds a crap player, lets him announce it's a Steinway. This stuff should be illegal as hell.

[@ArgyleGroove]

@@u.v.s.5583 When all else fails, deflect onto the competition.

[@Supertimegamingify]

@@u.v.s.5583 It shouldn't, because it's a joke.

[@clarkkent6026]

@@u.v.s.5583 ohh you triggered little snowflake? hahaha

[@larshassing3938]

@@u.v.s.5583 Crap player?

[@RedfishCarolina]

"I wonder why there are three pedals on this grand piano. Who do they think I am?"...... Took me a bit longer than the crowd to figure that one out lol 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@chopinwannabe7556]

@Jesus Hitler I thought he was just saying that he doesn't have three feet...

[@ADollOnAMusicBox]

@A ROBOT WITH BIG JUICY TITS just what my day needed

[@kathrynkaren1024]

@@chopinwannabe7556 is that not what it meant

[@Jamie_Pritchard]

@@kathrynkaren1024 I just automatically thought it was something a bit more risqué 😅

[@LoganHunter82]

Great slapstick and dry humor combined.... Laughed my ass off :D

[@LoganHunter82]

@chris lopan Dark humor, sexist humor, self ironic humor, satire, parody, you....

[@edmccurdy469]

He is still the only person that could play something wrong and it still sounds perfect...he's much more intelligent than he really let's on...a brilliant man...Bo Burnham doesn't have anything on this gentleman 👏 😉 👍

[@georgeisaak5321]

A legend in action , makes everyone crack up laughing but they also know he is the real deal ! Not a single flaw at moonlight sonata until he changed it in purpose so beautifully . I think he was a genius and a great entertainer !!!!

[@Henrix1998]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="190">3:10</a> this is actually the first time I realised that flipping notes would flip the time too

[@paulrandig]

Mozart is said to have written some short pieces for two violins. The two musicians sit opposite each other and play the same notes from the same piece of paper lying between them, each one from his/her "top" to "bottom". It is not just backwards. The notes are also different, depending from which side you read them. It is called "mirror canon" or "mirror duet" and it sounds pretty good...

[@nicholasmusto6558]

I cannot believe it has taken me until now to discover this masterpiece of a character He was such a wholesome performer who evokes in you the very passion that he brings to his work ❤

[@benji.B-side]

Now that's what I call proper entertainment. Clever with strokes of genius!!

[@cpteurope]

A fantastic performer with unique timing and playing skills. A true master.

[@alanrowley9540]

I used to see him on TV quite regularly when I was a kid. He was an absolute genius.

[@MarkDavis77]

Back when comedy required an education to understand. Baldwin piano company asked me to tell you this is a Steinway. Solid. Gold.

[@paddingtonjohnston8537]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="238">3:58</a> epic

[@alexandra.willitts6988]

3:38 ..........Do you know that song. I'd like to hear the entire thing with full orchestra once in my life

[@victoryu6570]

@@alexandra.willitts6988 blue danube

[@patrickmunch922]

I think it‘s the SABRE DANCE. kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4a0eXqmrdetY5o

[@beninua]

@@alexandra.willitts6988 It is An der Schönen Blauen Donau (or Blue Danube) Waltz. You can hear the full orchestra version (Wiener Philharmoniker) here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4CnY6esg9qtn8k And you can hear the full piano version here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioCQc6J8h5KWbLs

[@alamooji3716]

@@beninua its not that song

[@bradjonesband1818]

This man is pure genius. My favourite comedian by far.

[@stevejrs]

By far??🤣 he’s good but that’s a bit much haha

[@baldbeardedbloke6887]

Victor Borge was and will always be one of the all-time great musical comedians.

[@katerinaaqu]

You gotta love how he plays the piano like this and makes it look like it's nothing while he still makes jokes about it! This is what you get when purr talent is combined to hard work!

[@jennifer86010]

Borge was the best at what he did. He was also the only one doing it. And more than half a century later, nobody else is doing it.

[@sigmaabhinav]

"Kind of a short day. Wasn't it?" 😂😂

[@towtypao]

Why was this in my recommendation?! Thank you.

[@provetamin]

according to youtube you have good taste...

[@frankievangogh5178]

Because it’s fun :-)

[@marcos.e.herlein1986]

He is the Danish equivalent of the Argentinian "Les Luthiers", although they are a group and he was a soloist. The kind of people that make this world a more beautiful place.

[@danilubrunner]

buena comparación!

[@marcos.e.herlein1986]

@@danilubrunner De una! Jajaja..

[@hugofasima]

The WHOLE act is just GENIUS!

[@RealDukeOfEarl]

The writing and performance of this routine are second to none

[@joshuacushing2858]

This is beautiful comedy. I so rarely see comedy today delivered with such levity and skill. It truly lifted my heart.

[@asylumrain]

I wish I could just go through different generations at will and just completely relate to everything like some immortal being.

[@mattyc.9332]

I feel ya...

[@AkshayKumarX]

You still alive?

[@terryhammond1253]

Borge was a one of a kind original. I saw his one man show at the imperial theater in NYC in the seventies... when a seat in the orchestra was ten bucks!

[@user-ez6vk2bw7q]

Once in the late '60s I saw Victor Borge make a guest appearance on "The Hollywood Palace", a TV variety show. The last segment of his act that night he read aloud from a book, using what he called "sound punctuation" which involved making "air punctuation" accompanied by different sounds for each period, comma, question mark, exclamation point etc. He had the 12-year-old me literally rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sides hurt. And this was after playing "William Tell" backwards at full speed from upside-down sheet music. We'll not see anyone like him again. Rest in peace, Mr. Borge.

[@Ed-Mace]

Great classical pianist and his verbal comedic timing was impeccable.

[@kenr4709]

Oh I loved watching him as a kid, he was so funny and a brilliant brilliant pianist! You didn’t really realize at first how good he was on the piano until you heard him play a full concert. It was nice to hear this again

[@enigmagenesis7341]

Would have loved to hear a full piece. He was clearly a talented pianist.

[@RWBHere]

A good pianist. The master of timing! Thank-you for the reminder.

[@lukek1949]

This is talent beyond belief. Such a talented pianist, yet the humour is interspersed so seamlessly!

[@resell_enjoy6]

Theres just not enough room on the piano for this guy

[@darrylknox5919]

The one on the left is the clutch, obviously. ~( :

[@RFC3514]

You'd think that, being European, he'd be used to playing a manual.

[@vickyknoedler1019]

Always loved for many many years and never got tired of his performances

[@patrickwall8517]

I got to see him live in St. Louis a couple of years before he passed even then the show was great. Amazingly it was about 2 hours long and thenj he did an encore that lasted almost 45 minutes.

[@garysuarez9614]

The pedals joke is my first exposure to this man's humor. I already knew of his musical genius. I have been missing out.

[@markdonley2397]

I am not a musician and have been wondering what that joke was about. Was it a dig on someone?

[@sarahwhite796]

@@markdonley2397 The piano has three pedals, implying it was made for a pianist with three legs, or something equivalent.

[@mazeppa1231]

@@markdonley2397Dick joke.

[@54Immortal]

This is amazing, such clever humour

[@michaeld5888]

I was thinking seen him so many times but he is on absolutely priceless form here and always does entertain. This quality of entertainment never ages which is a relief as it probably will never be repeated.

[@EnjoyingLifeMelanie]

I loved that man's humor. He is why I wanted to learn to play the piano.

[@lowtiersupport5530]

Timeless

[@mr.b501]

I like really this Mans talent.. Great pianist great comedian. I only discovered him last night on one of those shorts while scrolling..Now I'm hooked...😊😂

[@ariannasv22]

Did he make a third leg joke? That caught me way off guard lol

[@738polarbear]

He was funny and clever . Unique actually.

[@clownboy3333]

I saw him live in Seattle in concert. That was of course a number of years ago. It was my dream to see him and it was better than I ever expected!

[@heavenstopurgatroid187]

The Sting scene with dual pianos was a great mix, thank you 🎇

[@maryandrews4097]

This brings back so many happy memories of this (as he might have said) Great Dane. How anyone could create such joy from stating the obvious is a miracle! The timing is probably the key.

[@lechatbotte.]

A class act. Nothing compares!

[@davidmiller4756]

I'm not a musician by any means but this gentleman is absolutely amazing. His performance is beautiful and full of laughter

[@nikolatovar9884]

Amazing. Genius prop comic whose prop was a grand freaking *piano*. Love this guy.

[@Phantom-hy2ix]

A legend. A musical comedic genius.

[@robertkincaid]

i simply can not laugh at this man and i brought up with the likes of Billy Connolly Stanley Baxter Les Dawson Tommy Cooper Ken Dodd the TWO Ronnies Dave allan morecambe and wise the cream of British Comedy

[@gadda33]

An excellent sense of humour ! I am pissing my pants :))) Bravo Maestro....

[@cindialdridge7071]

OMG too funny!! Love that simple yet very laughable humor!!😂😂❤

[@bethmerryfield7186]

This is so great! I laughed out loud at Victor's humor.

[@DanTDrac]

A truly gifted individual.

[@s.l.4865]

An unmatched genius of his art! There is no such thing these days...

[@junewilliams5134]

He came to Christchurch New Zealand years ago. Loved every minute of his performance.

[@kgejalaxmikanthaswamy5551]

Master talent.... such brilliant knowledge of the piano and added with great humour

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="190">3:10</a> I love that Family Guy did a tribute to this gag, using Tom Tucker's updside-down-face kid as the medium. That move was so simple, yet so hard-hitting. They don't make em like Victor anymore...

[@yoavshati]

What season was it?

[@AnnaKarkowskaVirtuoso]

Thank you so very much for shearing His amazing talents!!!

[@Psalm-iz5jw]

I ❤ what this man can do with music.laugher abounds each time I listen. Love the punctuation one he does.

[@docbid8659]

This is so classic. I still love good old jokes😁

[@newbiegamelover4767]

My gosh, I just about *died* when he got stuck towards the end there!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kathleenburns]

I was very lucky to have met Victor Berger and his family's children and grandchildren and everyone when I worked at resorts in Atlantic City he was a wonderful person I talked for a long time

[@kathleenburns]

The next day when was working in the buffet room I was coming out of the kitchenhe gave me was coming out of a kitchen he gave me biggest smiled and waved smile and wave to me and I was really surprised that made me feel so good that he actually remembered me from the day before very good person

[@TheKrensada]

Just now learned of this man. What a genius he was.

[@_MSD75_]

Such brilliance.

[@smeketajs]

Just brilliant!

[@westsidecourtesy9949]

Glad my generation can enjoy this. Wish they still had this good entertainment around.

[@shoshanawolfe7107]

I thoroughly enjoyed this.

[@j1thom]

Grew up on him. One of a kind. Pure genius.

[@simo7393]

When he adjusts the piano! A piece of genius right there 😂

[@PhillHermans]

superb INCREDIBLE!

[@HoneySparkles2]

I love him!! Especially when he said.. "but I'm not going to.." 😂

[@itsabouttime8680]

True talent and artistry something we'll never ever see again.

[@reginaldd.paperstacks194]

This really cheered me up today thankyou for the upload !

[@strzcent]

If Mr. Bean could play the piano.