Victoria 2 - China The Land Of Eternal Suffering

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[@sadfern0]

"The Koreans have beaten the British navy" *Admiral Yi Intensifies*

[@brendanpramsey]

Ben McClure Admiral Yi was a great and all but I like his lesser know brother Admiral YEET

[@allanjbucknol4414]

True

[@UltravisionaryTAB]

*Woke Admiral Yi*

[@Raooka]

Admiral Yeet

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

@@brendanpramsey Very Funny Comrade ~Takes Out Gun~ *Now Please Face The Wall*

[@loleo6556]

I like how losing 700,000 men in a battle makes you gain 3 war exhaustion and lose a bit of prestige

[@hanselsihotang]

Its Japan, what do you expect? I'm even more surprised that they didn't banzai'ed it all until they lose all their remaining troops.

[@christianware8384]

If you do the math, you come to see that in a single battle Japan lost 1% of it's 64 million people in a single battle. Just to put that in perspective Japan's total military loses for the Second World War is 2.12 million people.

[@hanselsihotang]

@@christianware8384 nah man, that's nothing new in Vicky 2. Once when I was playing as Java I lost about 500k troops over a single battle when defending against the Brits on the mountain in Thailand, while my total native pops was only around 15 million man. That's 3 % of my pops gone for a single victory. Granted, I screw up alot in that war but Germany whoop their asses in Europe, so I manage to gain Burma and some worthless Pacific islands in the peace deal. I ended up at 6th btw, so not too bad for small Asian country campaign.

[@hanselsihotang]

@@ryhanzfx1641 I'm using a nations mod (I forgot which one). And basically savescumming (I know, it's disgusting) when justifying war in Eastern Indonesia n Indochina in order to reduce infamy so the Dutch/Brits don't pounce on me. Java had millions of uneducated peasants (still is) especially west Java, so a westernized Java basically has Industry potential at 2nd behind Japanese isles. Basically I spend the rest of the game building arms industry (East Java had a lot of Sulphur), liberating n invest in Philippines so I can make them my sphere (more like sidekick) and squabbling with Japan and Brits in dismembering China n Indochina. I focuse alot on Naval tech, so my Army was badly outdated even against Brits. Still, the migration mechanic was kinda broken in Vicky 2. There's a lot of Javanese migrating to Brazil per day, and my home province North Sumatera/Aceh region was nearly 40% Javanese in 1936 (like holy sh*t, if that happens IRL, there would be a lot of sectarian/racial conflict)

[@ResurrectingHobo]

its cause real life generals dont stack millions of people on top of each other and fight enemy generals who also stack millions of people on each other

[@pervenchemusic]

*18TH OPIUM WAR*

[@masterlife5475]

No Artillery Only?

[@ak47groupAKM]

Look at my comment so ISP will play Artillery Only

[@lunag.1521]

18181818th opium war

[@randommemesweekly4417]

1000th opium war

[@youtubeadministration8037]

*69TH OPIUM WAR*

[@thomasgray4188]

It is the origin story of ADMIRAL DONG of the hevenly Kingdom now powered by GOMUNISUM?

[@heiwiik8744]

Expand (the communist regime of) Dong.

[@joebama6825]

That's CoolThat's Cool That's That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. and All, but Gru is the moThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. st powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 That's Cool and All, but That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. miles per hour. That's

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@@joebama6825 cool ig

[@voltras5595]

ISP: Allows slavery also ISP: Why the hell am I getting all those revolutions??

[@joebama6825]

That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. vThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. vThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. vThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@@joebama6825 wtf

[@amhumanperson3592]

@@AbsoluteGorbSupreme but let's admit he has a point

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@@amhumanperson3592 true but why bless us mere mortals

[@impulsegasoline8667]

@@joebama6825 but can he beat goku

[@azh698]

3:25 I noticed that switching to the Heavenly Kingdom gets rid of the female shortage and the pacifist government, so it's significantly better.

[@Erolsaurus]

"Female shortage" LMAO Sorry if I'm uncultured, I haven't played Vic 2 in a really long time.

[@azh698]

@@Erolsaurus There is literally a national spirit called female shortage, Qing Empire gets it near the beginning of the campaign, it negatively impacts population growth.

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@lolasdm6959]

True if half the male population dies off you get a male shortage instead.

[@justsammy2023]

"Have I had a war this game?" Yes, lots, against yourself. Welcome to China in Vic2...and EU4...and HOI4...CK2 now as well...

[@command_unit7792]

China Civil war simulator....

[@RKNGL]

When you have no one to fight. Fight yourself.

[@gamerguy9729]

And all of history irl

[@Mchitman1]

@@RKNGL I do that everyday... I beat myself all the time 😏

[@CoolzerYT]

technically you can’t play as China in CK2

[@monsterlord8327]

Kunduz is in northern Afghanistan. A lovely place. Friendly People. Exploding fuel Trucks.

[@conservativedemocracyenjoyer]

@0 0 the friendly people or the exploding fuel trucks? ;)

[@MrTwo-yv2up]

Convert to hoi4 and continue to play until 1948

[@potatogamer1877]

Nice

[@landonmoser34]

Nice

[@nobodyuknow9365]

Nice

[@moscowboi9762]

eciN

[@festivegeneral972]

Nice

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

3:33 The British wanted to *hire a samurai*

[@dalsosegno]

Rich important countries hired samurai. Poor countries who could not afford samurai did not hire samurai.

[@sheppycider123]

the spacito such is the history of japan (bill wurz right?)

[@dalsosegno]

@@sheppycider123 yep. Bill wurtz

[@risa4179]

That's great but when will you do Afghanistan?

[@roinymphornithorynque3282]

Done

[@jacksonsteele2807]

You did it

[@TheAuck]

Honestly you should upload a video of Victoria 2 Afghanistan

[@glassking8416]

Forshadowing

[@ripdippy6964]

Impossible.

[@sampatterson8986]

I guess this time China is just red with the flags of the rebels

[@masterlife5475]

Where is Coolmathgames?

[@vistagreat9994]

@@masterlife5475 NOOO DO NOT MENTION THAT TO HIIIIIIIM MAKE HIM HATE IT NOW

[@theangryaustralian7624]

I miss the old Sam always pushing for coolmathgames

[@sharplydressedrabbit3604]

@@theangryaustralian7624 i miss Sam in general. Don't see him in the ISP comments anymore

[@Kardia_of_Rhodes]

When your culture is 10,000 years old but get called an "Uncivilized Nation".

[@battleofkursk50]

Y u gay

[@nico.ch029]

Incels play hearts of iron friend

[@lordomega9959]

@@nico.ch029 damn

[@lordomega9959]

@@선비-m1x true

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

@@선비-m1x are you ok sir? You might need to see a doctor because of your humongous pain in your butt.

[@madsdam808]

ISP stands for IronSide Pitch

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

Chinese History: A never ending conveyor belt of Civil Wars

[@aze94]

Bonus challenge: complete a full play through as China and keep the Qing. I managed to pull it off in my Qing game.

[@RyangMari]

Don’t you automatically get toppled by the Xinhai Revolution after modernisation

[@aze94]

@@RyangMari The Xinhai Revolution only fires if one of the following is true: at least 5 militancy, have lost a war in the last 5 years or have the capital be occupied by rebels.

[@ericr.malice318]

Me: (Westernises as Chin-) Reactionaries rising up in *all* of my provinces: N o

[@bestgirlkaworu4920]

A good and accurate representation of Victoria 2 in general.

[@bielefeldexistiert8379]

PLAY *LEGO STAR WARS THE COMPLETE SAGA* STOP OPPRESING US

[@bobi88899]

KangZ definitely approves

[@OfficialMaoZedong]

i like your name

[@keithnunes6357]

Yes

[@bielefeldexistiert8379]

@@OfficialMaoZedongwe meet again

[@OfficialMaoZedong]

@@bielefeldexistiert8379 Ah yes, my big dicked counterpart

[@legatus3213]

Legoland land of eternal LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga.

[@obiwankenobi9689]

Mace Windu I thought you died

[@Zorro9129]

I played China as my first nation in Vicky 2. I regret nothing!

[@itsyaboithanos717]

Vicky 2: Imperial Chinese boogaloo

[@mysteriousboss8023]

Now it’s time to take this hell and bring it to HoI4

[@person0-016]

"Now that I'm not eating up the entire world's supply of baked beans I can build my ship"

[@davevaderlp784]

So this is what suffering looks like.

[@tauempire1793]

ISP:Time to play china i guess REBELS:Its time to rise ISP:Yep this always happens to china China:Yep this is the tale of my life and yeah sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@bearok89]

ISP: Korea have beat britains navy, didnt expect that to happen *laughs in Yi Sun-sin*

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

And by ‘land of eternal suffering’ you mean anywhere that’s not communist russia?

[@marcnassif2822]

*Cultural reform **_intensifies_*

[@nicktiger4]

@John Toas The soviet union. Yes Russia was communist. Dont even try to argue it.

[@jurgisneverdauskis536]

@John Toas That sounds great! Why haven't we implemented this system?

[@fus132]

@John Toas Oh, my sweet, sweet summer child...

[@Dimovuha222]

@John Toas i agree, it was socialist/state capitalism state.

[@Fireheart1945]

"Also Montenegro invented the armored car."

[@Twigs1836]

>not retaking Mongolia and Tannu Tuva This is not mandated by Heaven

[@chandlerpong7994]

Play as the goddamn zulus.

[@louiscz6784]

United China: *Exists Warlords: 5:18

[@Hbdehdeudeudduh]

Victoria 2? More like Bore: Ragnarok

[@lakesidefiddle8051]

Nein

[@monarchtherapsidsinostran9125]

Smh my head thats because you appear in power in the last 2 years of the games time frame.

[@hildegard2002]

Okay this is epik this is so sad Alex a play despicito thor more like boar haha yes XD

[@ukaszflorkowski2435]

Bokoen: Ragnarok

[@trackernivrig]

YES!!!!

[@whitenight6114]

Russia:Human wave tactics China:... China:Let me show you the right way to do it

[@mehmetalikantarc79]

9:41 Ma ma, the fierce leader that won the great battle of Kochi

[@cadian101st]

Most of events make no sense when divorced from their original historical context. The Xinhai and subsequent warlord period were a direct result of Manchu Qing rule, the Han Taping Heavenly Kingdom would have its own problems but rebels against Manchu rule clearly would not be one of them.

[@nacht6747]

Hippity hoppity your land is now property Hippity hoppity your land is now opium fre- *OPIUM WARS BITCHES, GIMME THAT SWEET SILVER*

[@landonmoser34]

69th opium war

[@cisco3111]

Damn I'm early better make a joke America's Health Care System.

[@Ratich]

Overused and unoriginal

[@ShadowMinnie]

You think thats a joke, come see the argentinian one

[@cisco3111]

@@Ratich precisely why don't they just switch to single payer like the rest of the civilized world?

[@Ratich]

@@cisco3111 They're Americans being normal is not their thing

[@2headedtasman200]

Cisco Blue because people (GOP) dont give a shit about the people. Probably because they rig elections and dont need peoples votes

[@walnzell9328]

So the Kowloon Incident, as the event describes it, and how I understand it, is that some British sailors got drunk and killed a man on Chinese soil, but then said, "No we want to be tried by a British court." And the Chinese handed over Hong Kong because they couldn't put the sailors on trial without a war and had to let the men be tried by their own countrymen. Except Hong Kong was never in the equation to begin with. What the f*ck happened?

[@aze94]

9:43 Ma Ma, just killed a man (or 753 000+)

[@porterpoteet]

ISP: guess I’ll make China a western and stable cou- Warlords: STUPID! I ain’t gonna let you get the chance!

[@migmag789]

This video is so fun and so perfect, that's the 10th time I'm watching it. I don't regret it. I even played China a few times in Vic2.

[@Horesmi]

2:34 *turtleship noises* It kinda makes sense, kicking ass on the sea is a Korean thing.

[@egesisli5694]

omg who could have imagined that title of this video would be come true in 2020

[@MrDrCthulhu]

Oh boy, it's time for INFINITE REBELLION

[@fabiansteigerwald7509]

0:20 we want Lego Star Wars the complete Saga

[@mix3k818]

I see Harold. Now where is the Internet Historian?

Warlord era can be avoided if you stay at 220+ prestige

[@Preuen-zs1fz]

2:37 Ji Sun Shin + Turtle Ship = Destruction

[@snipingflute4346]

With how much you have expanded, I am surprised to see that Portugal’s treaty port has been spared.

[@bummerdrummer1649]

"Have I even had a war with anyone other than Britain?" Yourself.

[@zkjspero]

China they said... *IT WOULD BE FUN THEY SAID!*

[@TheSpecialJ11]

China seriously needs to be fixed in Victoria 3. No matter what you do it seems rebellion is inevitable, even when making good decisions.

[@bellium7023]

The Montenegro guy is back! I'm happy my country was able to do something useful unlike the real world! I'm proud to be a Montenegrin citizen!

[@donta.s.k.281]

I think this is the most accurate ww1 I’ve seen in vic2 ever

[@almalone3282]

With the cronna virus going around the video ages like wine

[@craycraykian508]

I love how taiwan still finds a way to be independent

[@alexshi2357]

9:43 the Chinese commander is Ma Ma, which means mom (妈妈).

[@dvv7614]

Play the kingdom of the weedlands.

[@veovis523]

1:27 - The second thing you said was actually correct.

[@suledaniel3175]

6:37 just like in Hungary

[@pervenchemusic]

Qing Empire? You mean the Glorious PRC?

[@K9CORPSE]

*my head the land of endless suffering

[@codykillir10]

I thought Slough was the land of eternal suffering

[@wednesdaynightbusiness6296]

Wales has a dragon on it's flag as well, you should play as them.

[@biggene3043]

Can't wait for the LUDICROUS SPEED Iron Side intro

[@SergioPerez-vm8zw]

When you're chinese and you have a counter-intuitive name that sounds real weird so you drink wine to forget that your wife left you Qing-qin

[@_.l4n3]

2 minutes in and we're already talking about boomers, Hong Kong, and Opioid peddling. This is why you've been recommended to watch this video in the last days of 2019 🤣💯💕

[@sirhappyface_1973]

I just bought this game last week I just found out how to make factory’s Im stepping up in the world now

[@Lischofph36rd0r]

Meanwhile in top 10 anime crossovers 3:30 it's Honourable Gentlemen

[@justcomentary7788]

Why is there a normal Ironside intro??

[@radec1906]

It's a bit late to ask maybe but can anyone please tell me the song in the background that played at 4:30, just the rhythm after that amuses me everytime!

[@kaihinton6623]

China in Victoria 2 is the weird kid at school who doesn’t have a phone...

[@fatigueduck]

10:20 Chinese Africa.

[@captainwilliam3920]

Ah yes, Victoria II’s version of HOI4 Soviet Union

[@loopyguy7611]

March of the Eagles but Artillery Only :-)

[@nrom6786]

World conquest as Sokoto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@alexshi2357]

China: one of the strongest empires in history Victoria 2: It's uncivilized!

[@nemou4985]

Also the most ancient state with continuity until today :V

[@EnderMan314-USA]

@@nemou4985 Also the one who almost were a century ahead of the Europeans. Until they stopped caring. Then got beaten to death by the Europeans.

[@murplesman]

*Sees Isorrow raise taxes to maximum* Does he say Denmark isn't real to hide the fact he's actually..... Danish?

[@RoachZone]

Paradox The World of suffering

[@Romanian901]

i wanna see iSorrow suffer through something like STALKER Dead Air or STALKER Anomaly. both are standalone and free

[@mrmimehimself6444]

Will you play the AWH alternative world history mod ?

[@danm8403]

Wow iSorrow, this video was amazing! But I mean, it could always be better. Well, unless you were to do a LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga video, that is. It doesn't get better than that, iSorrow. I'm waiting.

[@bubbalucas4036]

This man said Jesus six times. Bravo, ISP. You sound like a broken record.

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

"Oh come on it can't be that bad." >Me after the vid Oh God its worse than I feared.

[@janisb.5598]

@3:53 min- so you're basically the world government from One piece. Nice.

[@davedeng2295]

That border-gore in Manchuria, glad that was eventually solved

[@declanskehan2344]

New challenge, Survive as Austria, no hungary

[@truememestar954]

flippity fungus here comes big chungus

[@SgM-1000]

i still can't believe we actually got him to do it

[@hhhweras8480]

Every time there is an IRONSIDE intro without some random bs, I have to rewatch it at least 4 times to see if the pitch or speed has changed. Why is isorrow doing this to me?

[@discoowl4790]

It's beginning to look a lot like a revolt

[@kappachungusdaniels]

Poland is like China! -loves communism -smog -The Land Of Eternal Suffering -red in flag -more smog

[@ottovonoof]

anywhere past the urals is for suffering isp

[@plainplane7580]

My prayers have finally been answered.

[@PoggersAndy]

I'd be suffering as well if I didn't have food.

[@jayden1934]

Whenever you showed me China, I nearly choked on my Coke.

[@Dave_tda18]

ISP make your KZbin rewind :D

[@playaboutpatforms2709]

Got me tea and bisAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH THE CHINEASE HAVE CAPTURED ME

[@bobi88899]

I don't know if there have been more Opium wars or times that isorrow wanted to hang himself.